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The year is 20XX and a group of dedicated horsefuckers, with investment from a Qatari prince, have created a self-contained virtual reality unit which allows you to have sex with ponies. There are three models available:
Model A can only contain data for one pony. She has a vocabulary of over 3000 words, her personality is exactly the same as the show, and in addition to sex, you can take her to several different environments (movies, restaurants, parks, amusement parks,) on dates.
Model B can be programmed to contain five different ponies. They have the same personality they do on the show and 1000 word vocabularies, however the only environment is a bedroom, so no dates, only sex.
Model C can be programmed to contain twelve different ponies. Instead of having a full AI for their personalities, you can only modify a basic AI with several different preset personality traits per pony (i.e. stoic, shy, energetic, ect) and for speech they have only a 20 word vocabulary, which consists of dialogue sampled from the show. No date environments, only the bedroom.
So anons: Which model to you choose, and which ponies do you program into it?
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>>29810953
model a
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>3000 words
What manner of plebescite excrement have we here?
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>>29810972
This negro grasps the situation fully.
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>>29810953
Model A + DLCs
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The main problem it poses for me is that I won't be the only one fucking her.
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>>29810953
Model A and code some modes for it...
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>Contains data for only one pony
>one pony
>not one model
It's like you made this easymode on purpose.
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>>29810953
I'd say it is an easy pick. A
But the simulation could never match my waifu.
3000 words?
Getting so close and yet be so far away would hurt me.
I'd pick B.
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>>29810953
I'd pick A in a heartbeat. I just want her to talk to me for hours on end. I don't even care about the sex part, I just want to hear her voice addressing me and me alone. That is all I ask and need.
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>>29811464
which 5 poners would you choose?
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>>29811788
rainbow dash is a must have
should be preinstalled and not deleteable
like a tutorial you cant skip
celestia
ponka
cherilee
and babs seed
wait...
gabby chrysalis gilde applebloom...
so many choises...
this question gives me more trouble than I anticipated
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>>29810953
>ALL THESE FAGGOTS THAT WANT THE MODEL A RETARD
I would rather have a 12 tiny pony commune on my desk, but alas they are just for fugging so I think I'll just save my money
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>>29810953
I only need one pony.
Model A, please.
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>>29811071
you realize that there are thousands of people who already jerk off thinking about your waifu, correct?
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>>29810953
I'm more interested in sex so I'd take Model C, my 12 pony harem would consist of:
Applejack
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Maud Pie
Limestone Pie
Derpy
Trixie
Celestia
Coco Pommel
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
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>>29810953
Model A obviously. Why would I need more than one pony?
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>>29810953
Model D has no perks, no dates, no sex. It's a free, single downloadable pony that only speaks 4 words: "I love you, Anon."
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>>29810953
Model A is literally the only viable option. I mean, having a herd would be nice but losing options of where to take them and weakening them in the process would just be unacceptable.God, I just want Luna to tell me everything is going to be okay. That my life isnt shit and worth meaning and that I'm loved despite my faults or problems.
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>>29810953
>early adopters
I'll pick it up in a few years when it's cheaper and has updated software
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>>29810953
>Model A: 3000 words
>Model B: 1000 words
>Model C: "instead of having a full AI, only has a basic AI"
Are you trying to imply that the other two models have "full AI"? That it's a "full AI" with 3 fucking thousand words? What is this horseshit?
Anyway, I'd buy like five As to have some choice.
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>>29810953
Model B
>Sunset
>Trixie
>Rarity
>Luna
>UnicornTwilight
Are virtual socks included?
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Hundred thousand word vocabulary or bust. I choose none of them.
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>>29813815
>Unicorn Twilight
Delet dis shit.
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>>29810953
model A.
>would you rather have a good, well made product. or 5 sub-par products with limited features?
>you can also choose 12 literal chat bots with pussies if you're retarded
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forgot pic
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>>29810953
Why can't I buy 12 model As?
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