If I were to purchase a plushie from Ebay,

>>29810859
Buy new shit from chink land. Ive bough a few from there and they always came in a sealed bag and looked and smelled like it was new. If you really are that worried, wash it before you snuggle.

You can always go to Build a Bear and make your own.

>>29810877
>Grown man that is obviously not a parent mixing amongst young girls


i'm not looking to get incarcerated

Why the hell would you buy a plush from Ebay?

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>>29810899
Can always say its a gift or buy it off the build a bear website.

>>29810917
I don't look like someone that would ever be seen around children, let alone get close enough to hypothetically give one a gift

>>29810935
So maybe do something about it.

Buy online and stop being a faggot.

>>29810935
Buy online
And buy fucking customs fuck hasbro

>>29810940
Unlike you, I'm not well-off enough to commission a dA artist. Unless Obamacare covers it, I'm in a bind.

>>29810966
Get put of your parents basement and get a job.

>>29810859
Buy from a woman

>>29810978
My parents live in my basement. That doesn't mean I'm rich though...

>it just means they pay me rent

>>29811025
Get a job.

>>29811035
Are you hiring?

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>>29810859
Buy new and don't buy used. You might have to do a little work with those chink plushies, but otherwise they seem pretty alright and save on your wallet.

>>29811121
True, I might have to resort to that. Although, if I were in a favorable financial situation, and wished to purchase a custom-made "lewd" plushie from a respectable seller, how could they know whether the added hole was functional for fucking unless they took it for a test spin first?

>>29810859
Dry clean.
It's like nuking something from orbit.
It's the only way to know for sure

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>>29811146
>how could they know whether the added hole was functional for fucking unless they took it for a test spin first
Because the plush makers over in /plush/ either built prototypes that they tested and never sold or have positive reviews from people who have purchased life sizes from them. Most likely a combination of both.

Alternatively, make your own waifu and quit bitching.

>>29811411
>knowing how to sew
>being that much of a faggot

Most people draw the line at horsefucking, but for me that's a step too far...

>>29811424
There is nothing wrong with knowing how to sew.
There are men that make clothes you fucking faggot.

>>29811436
Don't get defensive. I am aware that there are men that can sew, but in exchange for stitching up holes they'll usually keep at least one readily open.

>>29811810
>Everybody that does x is homo because I say so

>>29811843
Well I am the leading authority on that matter, after all.

>>29811869
You got a laugh out of me.

>>29811424
Sewing a single life size can cover an entire month's rent and then some depending on where you live. It's a useful skill. Apparently your only skills are jerking off to pastel ponies and throwing insults on 4chan.

>>29812308
Who says I jerk off to them and not them to me?

>>29812325
she's not real