Would you adopt a little filly, /mlp/?

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>>29805359
Yes. But only a unicorn.

>>29805359
of course, but only after I get my blood heir.

>>29805359
>adopt
>not kidnap
I have a dungeon where all little fillies go to get struggle snuggled violently.

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Yes. In time it would grow into a loyal companion and war mount.

>>29805359
Yes. I want to tuck my filly daughteru in bed at night and read her a story till she gets tired.

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>>29805359
I want to steal her from Filthy and Spoiled.

>>29805409
well, by all odds you'd be a better role model

No. My living space is no place for little fillies.

>>29805359
As a pet maybe

>>29805421
you sure bout that?

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>>29805426
Wouldn't it be awkward to have a sapient being as a pet?

>>29805437
its only weird if you make it weird

>>29805437
I don't believe that anything besides humans have souls.
So I wouldn't really care. The filly would just be no different then a dog.

>>29805445
>Sweetie Belle doesn't have a soul.
What the literal fuck is wrong with you?

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>>29805423
A filly wouldn't mind as long as you can feed her and attend her basic needs.

>>29805445
Leave heathen.

>>29805445
wow that's inapropriate dude

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>>29805445

>>29805359
>ywn adopt a cute filly as your daughter
>ywn slowly come to terms that she's growing up
>ywn threaten to beat the shit out of her first coltfriend
>ywn be filled with pride has she graduates from school in the top her class
>ywn hold back tears as you walk her down the aisle and watch her marry the stallion of her dreams
>ywn be overjoyed when you learn that you're going have grandchildren
>ywn be surrounded by your horse family on your death bed, holding your daughter's hoof when you finally take your last breath

>>29805445
A dog can't call you 'daddy'.

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>>29805445
>I don't believe that anything besides humans have souls
Ponies do much more good than bad, are overall happier and are actually peaceful.; A good part of humans are selfish, go to war all the time and try to trick each other. Somehow it's only humans that have soul.

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>>29805535

>>29805359
>adopt
>not herd with
smug laughter in real life right now, family guy

>>29805535
> A good part of humans are selfish, go to war all the time and try to trick each other. Somehow it's only humans that have soul
>implying animals go to war
the soul is what makes us go to war
ponies are just smarter animals,just like crows,dolphins,apes or pigs

>>29805421
it's Anon, he's on par with Hitler as a role model

>>29805819
Hitler was a pretty good father

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>>29805526
I'm so sorry everyone

>>29805359
No,edgy pedo.

>raising another colt's offspring

Enjoy your cuckdom.

>>29805445
>ponies the dominant species of their world
>shown to have higher intelligence
>shown to have higher emotions
>shown to have a functioning society with structure
They are on par with humans you actual retard.

>>29805359
I want to run an orphanage so I can adopt all the little fillies. And maybe a few colts, too.

>>29805421
Filthy Rich has done nothing wrong

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>>29805445
Get me in the cap with some zoomed words to boot.

>>29805445
What an egotistical and "special snowflake-y" stance.
You are an animal like the rest of the creatures on this shit planet. The concept of a soul only exists in your head.
Deal with it.

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>>29805535
>>29805934
>>29806194
So fucking mad

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>>29805445
>no soul
Dumbass.

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I'd touch the little filly

>>29806351
Death to all 3DCG ponies.

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>literally an alicorn

there's no downside

>>29806371
>literally ugly
>literally wears ugly fashion accessories
>literally some dude's OC
>literally six years out of date
>literally a meme
>literally bait
I can think of a few.

>>29806387
Literally and literally and literally and literally and literally and literally and literally and literally and literally and literally

>>29806387
>all opinion based downsides besides oc

I meant literal.

besides, she's cute not ugly and that's factual. /mlp/ has fallen in love with their own OCs and some are just as old if not older. Marker, Aryanne and Tracy are literal memes, embodiment of concepts such as faggotry, nationalism and edginess

besides starlight is bigger bait

>>29806416
>she's cute not ugly and that's factual
That's the biggest opinion of them all.

>/mlp/ has fallen in love with their own OCs
Yes, because /mlp/, a consortium once comprising hundreds or even thousands of people, composed them as a community. Nyx, on the other hand, was made by one dude before /mlp/ even existed.

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>>29806426
Past Sins was assisted by multiple people.
/mlp/ oc's are made via circlejerks of the same people

I fail to see what seperates them so much. Or is this all just an excuse to avoid the fact that we're alike?

>>29805819
You do realize that this place is basically secondary /pol now right?

>>29806441
>he says while posting Jim Vogels purple shit OC
if the fandom had created Starlight, they would have HATED her because of her shit backstory and her having the same colors as Aria Blaze from EqG

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>>29806483
>hating quality

No wonder you dislike nyx

>>29806493
>Glimshitter who likes Nyx
your shit taste has been doubled

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>>29806519
Luna is my momfu and Sunset Shimmer should be introduced to the main series

>>29805359
>"You see this Anon? If you don't bring me ice cream, it's going up your butt."

>>29805535
*Tips Fedora*

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>>29805359
I would adopt a filly so I could finger her little filly cunny every night.

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Yes.

>>29805445
Christ cannot save. Jesus was a pedophile. And you're going to die alone.

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>>29806617
You can't mess with the strongest filly.

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This is why I don't come to these threads anymore. No cute fillies being cute, just perverted pedophiles who think they are better than everyone.

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>>29807810
If you don't want to sexualise the filly, we don't want you here anywat.

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>>29807810
Oh no, how will we go on without you

>>29805387
>>29805387
This nigga knows his shiet

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>>29805445

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I want to adopt Lily as a filly.

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>>29808334
Why not get all three?

>>29807810
>who think they are better than everyone
Where the shit you get this from, Cochise?

>>29808404
Such smug fillies.

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I will adopt the filly!

>>29805445
Agreed. It will be sad when they die, as it is with all pets, but they'll always be beneath man. Unless of course they're just man changed by magic.

>>29807284

I would a loli lily longsocks

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>>29808720
I would a loli filly in general.

>>29805359
Yes, a unicorn filly. But that'll happen when It's the right time. I know that we'll be good parents, and I know that Twilight would be a great mother and magic teacher to our daughter.

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>>29807810
>Moral fagging this hard

>>29805445
pretty much this.
These poners are just pets and semen demons.
Made only to satisfy our human desires for companionship and to drain our testicles of semen.
Definitely less than people. Would not give them voting rights. Only minimum animal rights should be given to them.

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>>29805445
>The filly would just be no different then a dog.
>A fully sentient creature who shows complex emotions and loves you unconditionally is no different from a common house pet

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>>29805445
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>>29809346
Get the fuck off the board, faggots

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>>29805387
>ywn mount your mare and rider her until she's a hot sweaty ragged mess.

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Why aren't you posting cute fillies?

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>>29808987
Dinky a qt.

>>29805359
I'd foster a filly and get money from the state. I'd get paid a decent monthly sum AND get to take 'em for a ride (while the state turns a blind eye). A legal/profitable alternative to renting a white van.

Would the little filly adopt me?

>>29811068
Is that her dad?

>>29811863
That's her creepy uncle

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>>29805359
I would adopt a colt to try and prevent the Equestrian culture from wrecking yet another male pony's self esteem and personality

>tfw first episode the first males you see are protrayed as brutish work animals

I will love, cherish, and protect all little colts

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I want to daughteru so many fillies...

>>29812116
You honestly believe a beta male could instill the traits of an alpha in another?

>>29812142
Well, we know what alphas are like, we just have some sort of complex that prevents us from acting in that way. So theoretically, yes.

>>29812152
So you'd be all talk and no action... :^D

>>29812166
>emoticons
>ellipses
As much as you are all Reddit and no 4chan.

>>29812170
>implying that, with your guidance, your fictional horse son wouldn't become a giant Reddit fag

>>29812152
Raising a kid doesn't work like that.
100% they do as they see, not as they are told. IF you tell them not to do something, they'll do it anyways and learn from experience.

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>>29811863
She just likes to hang out with random adults.

>>29812142
But I'm a girl anon, I can't technically be alpha. I am certainly not a pushover in any way shape or form and would expect my colt to be a strong and proud stallion one day.

>single motherhood

I'd find a good fatherly figure for a growing colt, but I probably couldn't do worse than how things are in Equestria

>>29812404
Did you just assume your own gender

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>>29811863
>>29812343
She's the town cocksock. If anyone wants a filly to fuck, they look for her.

>>29812412
Sounds strikingly similar to Amanda Bynes childhood

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>>29812408
I was born this way you phobe

>>29812433
You know the rules. Take a picture of your exposed tits being held up by a styrofoam cup with today's date (YYYY/MM/DD, not the shitty american way) written on it in green sharpie marker to prove your gender.

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>>29805359
I want

>>29812445
Do you really want to see any """female""" who browses this board's tits

>>29805359

>adopt tiny, sentient horse
>in a world full of humans who would likely kill her
>literally the only pony in the entire world with no one to understand her or relate to
>never gets to see her parents or family again

No matter what, you condemn her to a horrible fate.

>>29812445
This is a blue board and I have a boyfriend

>>29812433
While I was being born, my mother, whether it be from the stress of her contractions or the universe making a statement, voided her bowels onto my face. According to my mistaken interpretation of your logic, if my birth defines me, then I should interpret my being shat upon as my authentic gender

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>>29812481
>implying mlp can't have girls in it

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>>29812483
If she's up for adoption in your world, then her life will already be terrible and will likely be improved by having a caring guardian

>>29812494
>inherent qualities about you
>comparable to things that happened to you

Kek, should we say people who got in a car crash are now car-gender? Your logic is incredibly flawed

Also look at this cute little colt

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>>29812496
ok, dude, sure

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>>29812508

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>>29812517

>>29812508

How the fuck is she even her? Why didnt some pony adopt her? What shes even doing in our world? How did she get here?

>go out with your pony filly
>she talks
>people take an interest in a talking horse
>she gets taken/stolen from you when they realize shes sentient
>BAD END

>you somehow spin an elarborate masquarade for her like its an eighties sitcom or something
>you will inevitably fail at some point and go to ending 1
>if not you will have to explain to her why not
>she loses faith completely in the world
>BAD END

>keep her as an imprisoned princess
>she never meets anyone, never gets to talk to anyone
>you are her only contact and friend
>you will be either force to lie to her constantly or redpill her about the doggy dog world outside
>she loses faith completely in the world
>BAD END

>>29812593
>go out with your filly where people can hear her talk and see her non-naturalness
Your mistake friendo, not mine.

>Have to explain to her and she loses faith

She's got us, we can at least try to make her happy

And I dont know how she's here in our world anon, I'm just assuming she must either be in ours or we in her world.
If we're in her world then everything can be just fine.

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>you will never hug this

>>29812645

>go out with your filly where people can hear her talk and see her non-naturalness

At some point she WILL ask something along the line "where are all the other ponies are?" or "why cant I play outside?" and you will either have to lie to her or drop a massive redpill

>we can at least try to make her happy

It would be more humane to bet her to death with a shovel than to make a brony spectacle out of her.

>or we in her world.
If we're in her world then everything can be just fine.

Then its a just reverse hell, and a cruel and ironic fuckery awaiting you.

>>29812684
is that a broom up its ass

>>29812508
>expecting a well-thought out reply made by someone who defines themselves with a made-up gender
>being surprised when they prove to be not even remotely capable of logical reasoning

You think too highly of me, Anon

>>29809797
Nah. I like little pone.

>>29812404
>women raising a child alone
>women raising boys alone
He's guaranteed to be a bitch.
>>29812445
>not the based American way
Fixed that for you, mudboy.

>>29812593
More like
>adopt filly
>she talks or uses magic
>secret police find out
>secret family takes her and you disappear forever

>>29813011
I'm American but I at least understand our way of writing dates makes no sense.
>medium
>small
>big
We need to be like the rest of the world if we want to stop being mocked. That means standard date format, metric measurements, proper English, year-round schooling, chip credit/debit cards, a Prime Minister, and state borders that are formed by the natural landscape.

>>29805409
Why would you do that to filthy.

>>29805604
That makes a scary amount of sense.

>>29805604

But chimpanzees also wear tribal wars and dolphins kill for fun. They have souls too? Is dolphin porn rape now?

>>29813011
Do you think I could do a poorer job than Equestria is already doing?

>>29813075
I prefer not giving a fuck about being mocked

>>29812419
God, to spend one day in good ol' Dan "bust inside her" Schneider's shoes.

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>>29812593
>she gets taken/stolen from you when they realize shes sentient
Im-fucking-plying.

>>29813489

Yeah, when the suits are coming for you for hiding a LITERAL sentient alien a handgun would be real useful. Unless you plan to live a crazy hermit innawoods with your pony someone will get onto you no matter what.

>>29813534
/mlp/ exists, and is probably the most-armed board on 4chan aside from /k/.

If I found a real Little Pony, I would raise an army to protect her. Hell, I even have the contacts with which to get started.

>>29813542

Which just makes it even more obious and a great way to get onto FBI watchlists.

>>29813534
>>29812593
You know we have civil liberties right?
Failing that being very open to the media about the fact she exist will drum the masses into sympathy.
The suits can only cover up something that isn't overtly obvious.
The outcry fur muh civil liberties and the rights of other creatures would be to much for the govment to try and steal her away though she'd become a topic of bio research. You'd be strong armed into letting them study her but they wouldn't take her. Just borrow her from time to time.

You guys don't know how being human works. You gotta get the people to have the feels for you and your poner and accept the fact that you won't have a private life but one that's very public.

The poner will be treated like a special snowflake and as soon as the gobment finds the poners world they'll conquer it in the name of democracy. Then she'll just be a common poner that no one cares about and you can move into private life again.

>>29813580
That's why the best way to protect a poner is to make her an earth celebrity. The government wouldn't risk the civil unrest that would come by infringing on the rights of another sentient being that's got special snowflake status.

>>29813599

>The suits can only cover up something that isn't overtly obvious.

9/11

Also, who would believe MLP is real? You'd have a good chance ending up hospitalized without any intervention.

Plus you'd disappear far before you managed to pull any publicity stunt. literally none of them worked and plenty of people who actually knew shit tried.

>>29813580
>FBI watchlists
I'm not going to hide my poner away from the world. I'm not going to kill poner. I'm not going to give poner up into government custody to be dissected. My options here are slim, and I know how to make war, believe that or not as you will.

FBI watchlists are not really a concern, given all that.

>>29813599
The government would certainly object to the genetically-engineered ponies. They'd seize them from us and either kill them or put them through cruel testing. I wouldn't want that to happen to my pony, so I'd opt to live a reclusive lifestyle with her.

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>>29805445
You motherfucker

>>29813624

>and I know how to make war

Unless youre a hermit sleeping with both eyes open you'd get drone sniped.

>FBI watchlists are not really a concern

Oh you have no idea. Just ask some redpills from /k/. Pretty much every shooting range and large gun shop has FBI informants and every paramilitary and militia is infiltrated almost instantly. They are just left to muck around.

>>29813613
That was planned from the beginning. This is to sudden for them top cover up

>>29813652
>drone sniped
And then America enters it's second civil war when the U.S. government murders an American citizen who has committed no crime, without benefit of any semblance of a trial.

You strike me as somebody who fears the government and has not yet realized that said fear is the best way, hell, the ONLY way, they really have to keep you in line.

Sure, maybe I die. Probably I die. It's worth it, in this crazy whack-a-doo hypothetical situation we're a-brewin' here..

>>29813671
>second civil war
The government would spread lies about the pony engineer, saying he was harming the environment or some shit like that. They'd suppress anyone who spoke against it.

>>29805409
>"Adopt" DT
>No not really. Its more like she's taken an interest in you and demanded you be her foalsitter for a few weeks while her parents are away.
>Turns out that they give her the freedom to choose who she wants and to even set a level of pay for them
>Filthy Rich, while being a cool guy, is too lenient to her to make up for not spending as much time as he should with DT, and Spoiled is a massive cunt
>You provide a fair balance of liberty and discipline for DT in the weeks her parents are away. Its trying at first since she's used to getting her way all the time and exploiting others, but you provide a structure that she acclimates and ultimately appreciates as she grows to enjoy your company
>She even said "Good night Dad" when you tucked her in one evening, beneath her sheet's protection
>Even after her parents return, she asks to spend weekends with you or occasionally invites you over to help with homework or have dinner when her parents go to their meetings.

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>thread starts out with an innocent question
>turns into THE FBI WILL FIND YOU, FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND KILL YOUR FILLY

>>29813678
>don't fight
>you can't win
>it's hopeless
>surrender or die

Oh, I get it now. Hi, alphabet-soup.

>>29813671

Somebody innocent gets shot every couple days and no one gives a shit.

You really have no idea the lengths the government could and would go to get their hands of a sentient alien.

>>29813683
People forget that the CIA are secretly bronies and would let us escape to Equestria using the portal they have hidden in Obama's rectum.

>>29813708
>would let us escape
Under what circumstances?

>>29813716
Should the FBI come after us, the CIA will allow us one (1) use of their secret Obama Portal in exchange for 5 minutes of petting the filly.

>>29813683

We are already living a twisted cyberpunk dystopia hated by everyone and our only friend is busy waging a meme war trying to save western civilization from WW3.

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I will fight for my right to adopt a filly.

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>>29813844
That's a cute filly there
This is my little colt

Would anyone of you want to be turned into foals?

>>29813852
That ain't a pony, nigga.

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>>29805359
I'd rather adopt a dragon to be honest

>>29813858
I would make him into one if I could

>>29813852
I want to be the little filly.
Especially if I get a nice but fair Anon Dad.

>>29813934
I'll be your anon dad

>>29813934
>>29813958
No, seriously, you have your anonfilly erp general, go do that over there

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I would adopt a filly so I could molest her every day.

>>29813988
I'm new here and was unaware of such a thing

>>29814013
Consensual molestation, I hope.

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>>29814016
>Posting without lurking first
The board culture here is piss-easy to pick up too, it would literally take a week and you'd probably know everything you need.

>>29814036
Yet you wouldn't have really noticed I was new until I told you

>I like twilight puss more
>No rarity is better
>
>This requires a week of lurking

Look at this fucking thread and tell me I need to lurk to be able to post here.

>>29813698
I probably have a better idea than you, seeing as I used to work for the cunts. Difference between us is, I ain't scurred.

>>29805387
>the war mount can shoot lasers
Perfect.

>>29805445
>>29805535
Well... According to """some""" spiritual theories, there aren't "enough" souls, too many bodies, and the Earth is "too small". Such soulless humans have been described as lacking any kind of imagination (they parrot what others say), have no interest whatsoever or are deeply afraid of spitirual subjects, and cannot discuss morality (they don't care whether laws are good or bad, only that might is right and that they don't want to get punished for anything). E.g. a hero must have a soul as a prerequesite.

No self-respecting theologian would tolerate these theories. Most will tell you that only humans have souls, but all living things have something similar, only that humans have something better.

>>29812404
This is incorrect. "Alpha" designates fulfilling a biological roles flawlessly. An alpha male is an accomplished breadwinner and faithful to his wife, and an alpha woman is an accomplished nurturer and faithful to her husband. Faithful here means monogamous, i.e. not causing genetic disasters to the population via half-siblings. It's a very evolutionary subject.

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Fillies are cute.

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>>29813682
Yus I always thought all a kid needed was structure. Sure they're gonna fight against it a bit but that's just what kids do.
But good luck in her teen years

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>>29816611
Better be careful with your filly daughter in her teenage years, since the Electra complex is a thing.

>>29816738
My daughter will not succumb to such debauchery

>>29815128
I want a filly maid.

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>>29805359
I'd take this filly but it looks like someone else is already enjoying her

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>>29817339
Goddamnit, look at that size and age difference, plus incest. Apple Bloom seems to really enjoy being with her big brother.

Now I want an adorable filly sister to fuck relentlessly and maybe impregnate too.

>>29817372
I can just imagine him slowly rubbing his length along her, because of course it's probably as long as she is, no way it would fit

>>29805445
This man makes a lot of sense.

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Best filly to adopt.

>>29805359

Dude, that filly need to know that her new hat isn't a hat

>>29819143
I want that hat.

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>>29812709
yes, yes indeed.

>>29820499
wtf i love lyra now

>>29805359
>Would you adopt a little filly, /mlp/?

That depends.
Is there a language where the word adopt also means to rape? Because if so I would adopt a filly until my penis fell off of my body.

>>29805445
Souls don't exist, you sperg.

It's that time.

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>>29821415
>now

fuck no, i hate kids.

plus im a human, im already a terrible corruption upon Equestria, i dont need to be corrupting the youth aswell.

that what teachers are for.

>>29814415
>alpha male
>just a breadwinner

Oh lol

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>>29805359
Yes, I would want to watch these two fight over stupid things, before making up and bonding even more.

I would want to be that butler that watches over them, and sneaks them cake and stuff.

>>29823802
>hates kids
>misanthropic
>hates education
Just fucking kill yourself already. The entire world will be better off.