>Appul is for sexual

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>>29803978

with big mac

>>29803978
YOUR MOTHER IS FOR SEXUAL

>>29803978
Those boots made her look like a prostitute.

>>29803978
lemmie check something
>>29800000

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>>29803978
Appul is for consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation in the context of marriage

>>29804891
You say that like it's something we wouldn't want to do.

>>29805757
Get out, degenerate.

>>29806162
look at this pleb who doesn't want to fuck foals into his waifu until he breaks like a wave on the shores of her fertile hips

>>29803978
This thread is SHIT

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>>29806237
You are SHIT

>>29803983
Wait a minute, that's not a hoof, THAT'S NOT A HOOF!

>>29807933
you don't know that

>>29804671
Why would a prostitute need fireproof boots?

>>29803978
Mmm. Give that rump a real good paddling and then her bum will be REALLY hot.

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>>29804891
Wrong, you fucking degenerate

Appul is for rough doggy-style BDSM sexual

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>>29803978
obviously

>>29809870
Butt

>>29809489
Stop it anon. My dick can only get so hard.

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>>29803978
Yes

>>29810831
Nsfw version when?

>>29809454
Make it sizzling red.

page 9

>>29810843
Just checked derpibooru and couldn't find one. I guess you could go ask dimfann since his tumblr page is still active.

>>29803978

Applehorse is an earth pony.

They're literally built to be good at breeding, but this pony has redirected her libido to overworking herself on the farm. How would you get Applejack to stop being an overworked farm mare, no longer stressing out about the farm?

No destroying the farm, this would make the applepone even more stressed and not for sexual than ever.

>>29804891

Appul would take breeding as one of the few times she gets to have fun and help the farm but making new Apples to assist in running it.

I hope you're prepared for binge fucking with a mare in heat who screws her male with as much dedication as she bucks apples.

>>29812848
I want applepussy!

>>29812848
This is why I truly envy whoever gets with Appul. If you like foals, you've got a mare who will let you ride her all the damn time.

Man do I want to chew on those juicy flanks.

I bet some honey smoked BBQ sauce would go perfectly with her thighs.

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>>29803978
Boots full of vaseline

>>29814129
curly pls

>>29812838
Turn her into an overworked broodmare stressing out about the kids.

>>29814229
Gotta pull your weight as a parent, too. And besides, she already has experience raising Apple Bloom and could show you a thing or two. You'd learn, and she'd be willing to pull her weight, absolutely. And she wouldn't have to be overworked so badly once you start having kids old enough to help out on the farm.

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>>29814129
>Derpy is for telling about rabbits

>>29815050
>Derpy is for >rape.

>>29814229
she's got stamina. She'd love being boned rough after a hard day of work.

>>29809489
Earth ponies can't take off Lingerie by themselves I want to walk out on applejack so she has to walk across town to Rarity's in it to get it taken off.

Spank her tho

>>29812848
The whole Apple family fucks like rabbits. I mean, did you SEE how many ponies there were in the latest family reunion photo compared to past ones?

>>29817317
And I'll bet every one of them has felt a switch across their rumps

>>29817317

Of course. That isn't even the whole family, either. Some of them couldn't make the reunion.

Honestly, AJ is probably one of the most eligible mares in the family at this point, and the only reason she isn't being wooed by farmstallions left and right is because Celestia's deliberately cockblocking them left and right to have Team Sparkle remain single and unattached for whatever she needs them to do.

>>29818125
>all these other thicc Apples, raised on hard work and fresh air, without bullshit Team Friendship Police baggage
sory for their lots

>>29818125
Show canon supports the idea that other ponies find Applejack very attractive. Trenderhoof was head over heels.

And Applejack is the kind of mare who would make it a priority to have sex regularly, even if she's tired and sweaty. She wants foals. And afterwards, she would appreciate good tight cuddles and sensual back and flank rubs over her sore muscles. And kisses.

>>29818750

Speaking of that, it's not like Applejack didn't prove she could clean up very nicely when she wants to.

She just doesn't see the need to waste the effort when she's going to be knee deep in mud anyway.

Canonically, she's also a sucker for rubdowns. See what Spike did to her in the dragon code episode.

>>29818886
Yeah, his hand was also right on her ass, too. She loved it. Massages would make her dripping horny.

>>29818886
Hell, I wouldn't really care if she was cleaned up, so long as she rinses the mud off her hooves. I'd love to take my time with her and always come inside her every time we have sex. And when she's pregnant and in early stages, I'd come inside every day.

>>29803978
This is THE hottest non-explicit pic of AJ ever made. Holy fuuuuuckkkk

>>29803978
Let's see here:

>1. Applejack's hooves are very hot
>2. Hooves don't have much nerves in them
>3. Applejack still presses her burning hot hoof onto her butt, and smiles flirtatiously.
>4. Applejack enjoys the feeling of a burning hot ass.

Conclusion? Applejack secretly loves being spanked until her ass is hotter than a red hot frying pan.

Bampppp

I want to bump her rump

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>>29820752

I don't fuck retards

>>29803978
How does she have another asshole on her buttcheek to fist?

Wut

>>29822359
How do you manage to masturbate, then?

>>29809489
No you fucking perv, Appul is a good Christian girl that's never been with a man

>>29823701
Except her brother, but that doesn't count.

>>29823701
Oh please, she likes anal

>>29822448
Huh

>>29820752
Green when?

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Appulsauce

>>29825446
That's not how you pet Appul.

>>29823701
How can she be a good Christian girl if Christianity doesn't exist? Checkmate, atheists

>>29820752
Muh dick

>>29803978
MMMMM, lemme add some more heat to those cheeks, sweet applebutt.

>>29815434
L-lewd

I honestly wonder how many stallions have been head over heels for AJ and she didn't notice because she was too busy.

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>>29827797
All of them, if they have any taste whatsoever.

Appulhoers a qt. Would she be attracted to a human? Could she be?

What if she couldn't? What if she and an HiE wish fulfillment fantasy character became friends, and started to have more-than-friendly feelings for one another--but neither of them could get past the cross-species thing? What if attraction and sexual desire among poners is mediated by pheromones, which a human lacks, and AJ can have strong feelings for him, emotionally, but just can't bring herself to think of him sexually? And he's not a horsefucker?

Is this full of feels, or just black comedy?

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>>29827898
>And he's not a horsefucker?
I can only suspend so much disbelief, man.

That said, I think Applejack's willingness to get that HMD would ultimately come down to how open her and her family were to the idea of turning their bloodline into a bananaline, so to speak, and indeed whether such a thing were even possible.
She's too invested in apples (and Apples) to leave Sweet Apple Acres without another generation of workers, and it's not like her crossdressing faggot brother is going to step up to the plate.

>>29828032
I suppose so.

...also, I wrote the story already and posted it in AiE a couple of years ago.

>>29827898
>attraction and sexual desire among poners is mediated by pheromones
Implausible, at least vis-à-vis what would matter in this context.
IRL mares have their sex hole open for business on a semi-regular schedule based on the length of the day, and the development of sapience among little ponies would almost certainly give rise to additional, more complex/subtle/personal routes to getting turned on even outside of estrus.
Sexy horse/man smells would certainly help things along, but it's doubtful they'd be a necessary condition for our wish-fulfillment self-insert to get his bone on.

>>29828342
I did it for the feelz because I wasn't in the mood for the lulz.

...want to read it? I think I can find the pastebin page where I put it.

>>29828366
Go ahead.

>>29828380
Found it.

An Apple a Day
by Anonymous at http://pastebin.com/SCacd3xg
They're in love. Aren't they? What does that mean for members of two different species?
Tags: slice of life, romance, interspecies, tragedy, Applejack, adult themes, ponies on dope

>>29807237
>Ponies shouldn't be able to crossbreed with humans
>All Twilights research and magical bullshit says it's impossible
>AJ wasn't havin' none of that nonsense
>It might have taken some doing
>OK, maybe a lot of doing
>But she got her foal alright.
>And she was mighty smug about it.
>It seems Pinkie's not the only earth pony in town who can tell reality and it's rules to take a hike.

>Purplesmart freaks out about it of course, as the bookhorse is wont to do when the science of magic fails her
>All Appul can tell her is that "Life finds a way, sugarcube."

>>29828453
reversecentaur.jpg

>>29828453
That 4th wall bullshit never works when it matters, its just comic relief.
>"earth pony strong!"
>creature bigger than her walks up.
>"twilight help!"

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>>29828550
What's funnier than Purple Smart being wrong?

>>29828615
Apple Jack getting raped by a minotaur that she picked a fight with.

>>29828658
even funnier would be you having a wine bottle shoved up your ass and then Applejack kicking it to pieces

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>>29828485
>not enough hooves

>>29829093
She's got four of them. That's all the hooves.

>>29825771

Critical petting failure.

>>29829262
I only see two.

>>29828485
Would you regret knocking up your waifu if a reverse centaur was the result?

>>29831276
Yeah