Pringoos!

>>29800450
I wanna fill her butt with my cum and then have her wear a buttplug for the day to keep it all in.

>>29800450
Peetzer pringoos best pringoos desu senpai

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>>29800493
Hawaiian peetzer?

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>>29800476

>>29800450
Fucking cat eating gook faggot, fuck you and all these mobileshitting children

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>>29800450
>You sit alone, in a corner of your living room, a sealed tube of pringles in your hand.
>Its dark, 3am, and you sit in silence, not even daring to breath. You need to be on alert.
>For what feels like ages you sit in the silence, listening for any hint that she might still be awake... there is none.
>You look down at the pringle can, bbq favorite, an instant classic loved by many, your mouth waters at the thought of these delicious powder packed confections in your mouth.
>You cant wait any longer, slowly, breath held, you peeeeel back the lid. As quiet as a dry mouse fart it slips off
>You let out a silent breath and become still once more, listening for her.
>Still nothing. You swallow hard and grasp the pull away seal protecting the deliciousness inside from the elements, truly a marvel of modern engineering. You pull
>Ksssssssssssssssssssssssss
>in the dead silence of the night its as if nails are scraping against the blackboard of your mind, your heart rate quickens but you've come to far to stop. With a sharp KSCH the last of the seal peels away.
>You listen once more, and for a brief moment, you smile, you've gotten away with it, finally, a can of pringles just for y-
>KA-THUNK!!!!
>Your heart stops, and you pray to every god you believe in she just accidentally rolled out of bed and would quickly hop back in, or just sleep on the floor.
>....tap.. tap tap tap ... taptaptaptaptap
>Shes moving, fast, and the taps are getting louder, you clutch your can closely to your chest, trying to hold back tears.
>TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP
>Its only a matter of time before you can make out those two bright purple eyes in the darkness of the hallway, growing larger and larger as they approach you
>"p..oos.."
>Its barely a whisper
>"Pri...gooooos"
>Its getting louder, and shes getting closer.
>"Pringoos...pringoos... prINGOOS.... PRINGOOS"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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>>29800970

>>29800970
spooky

>>29800870
Would cooking oil work anon?

>>29800450
What would each ponies ideal chips be? I can easily seeing pinkie pie chowing down on some classic dorritos nachos with tapatio sauce and lime juice

>>29800988
Not water based, it WILL tear though the glove. I've looked at all the options and did the research, lube substitutes that might work for regular masturbation won't work with this pringles can vagina because it will tear through condoms and gloves. Buy lube branded for sex, cashier never called me out, or use self-checkout. I used shampoo the first time and not only did it hurt to piss for 4 days but I had skin peeling of my genitals. So take my word for it.

>>29801050
What about a better material for the glove? No choices?
I really can't have much sexual stuff in the house, they check all my stuff.
I would use this but only because I can disassemble it on demand.

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>>29801062
Same, live with my parents and disassemble it each time. If you get a pack of latex/vinyl gloves just put it in the kitchen or hide it somewhere in your room it wouldn't seem weird, there is no way they will assume it is for masturbation. The reason I use them is they are the most like condoms, cheap, come in large amounts and are disposable. I heard you can use ziplock bags in a pinch, but I never tried it and it was said to be less enjoyable than a glove.

>>29801010
Flutters would be a Smartfood pone. (though secretly I think maybe she's like pork rinds if he didn't know they were piggies.)