ITT: We are on ponychan

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>>29799058
>he will never be real

>>29799058
>tfw dead since 2011

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>>29799058
inb4 the tripfags and namefags

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>ywn be lewd with a qt human

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>tfw no marefriend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0petHUzjN67

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>>29799082
what the actual fuck is that

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>>29799058
>ywn meet your human hasbando
>ywn feel his strong arms pulling you into a hug
>ywn feel his HMD tearing you from the inside as he rides you for hours
>ywn feel what it is to be loved just for who you are
>ywn escape from this boring pony life to his Earth full of things to discover
>ywn live happy together

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Mmmm, I'd love to stick my massive humancock in my fillyfriend. I've been married three times since I know human women are fucking shit compared to mares.

>>29799514
>Role playing on an Equestrian shadow puppet forum

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>>29799058
*Nuzzles OP*
Aw OP, it's ok, here's a funny meme to cheer you up.

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>>29799328
That's a good question, I have no idea.

Guys what if I told you that humans were real?

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>>29799672
What if I told you to stop horseshitting me

Actually keep going

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>>29799672
>thinking your imaginary friend is real
You probably also believe that you'll get reincarnated as a human after you die.

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I'm out there in the world with you lovely mares. Come find me I'll be yours!

>>29799711
Great shoop, nice dubs, but seriously Anon, fuck off with your my heart can't take it why can't he be real

>>29799711
This is a blue board, you cloudkicking faggot

>Be teenager
>Plenty of girls who are interested
>Doesn't really wanna commit because "what if.." etc excuses
>Once out of school not really hang on to friendships, doesn't really care
>Be now, mid 20's
>ftw all you want is a gf and people to hang out with every other weekend

Mistakes were made.

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>>29799082
Why did her tits become the cosmos anon?

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Rainbow dash I know you are on this board beautiful. I know you want some hot, human dicking. I promise you I'll fuck you hard like a damn primal animalistic human male. My god being the only one of my species left in this pony filled universe drove my urge to procreate like a damn rabbit in heat!

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>>29799803
>>29799803
>These realistic shoops

>tfw it's finally dawning on me that season 21 is going to be the craziest season yet

Even better than season 20

>>29799082
prelude to dark souls?

>>29799058
Fucking newfags

>>29799072
Good riddance.

>>29799058
>husbandos start to love you if you're pregnant
>so they must love you if you look pregnant, r-right?
>with so much water in you, you look round and pregnant
H-he's going to love me, right?

>>29802460
>husbandos start to love you if you're pregnant
D-Do they?
>so they must love you if you look pregnant, r-right?
wat
>with so much water in you, you look round and pregnant
Anon you need to slow down. That much water will kill you

>H-he's going to love me, right?
>tfw 3D husbando will never be real

How do I hide my anon pillow? Also it's getting kinda crusty. What do?

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Would /mlh/ date a Jew? How about a Black?

You ponies are fucking disgusting. I can't believe I breathe the same air as Mares like you who literally want to fuck imaginary alien apes. I'd honestly have Nightmare Moon back if it meant you'd all be sent to burn in Tartarus. Kill yourselves.

>>29802938
>Tfw family found mine

Hey guys what is goin[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

>>29802953
I date humans not animals.

>>29799082
I'm really liking Valkyr Umbra

>>29804943
I wonder what DE's cutiemarks would be.
What would an cutiemark in incompetence even look like anyway?

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>>29804984
>What would an cutiemark in incompetence even look like anyway?

>>29804997
But anon, that's a cutiemark in pointless arguing!

>>29805024

There's no reason it isn't both.

>>29802546
But it works!

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How can real stallions even compete?

>>29799058
You know there's an actual ponychan, right?

>That fucking feel when you will never live in anons world and are instead stuck in this shitty pastel horse land

I want Anonymous to cum inside me

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>Anon will never sneak into your house at night to molest your foals

>>29799487
You know this does, of course, raise the question of whether there are in fact our pony equivalents living in equestrian, they just never get any screen time because they're busy clopping to human fan fictions about... well. Us.

>>29799082
What is that from? Cat soup?

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>>29806032
It's that one pony right there, in the background. She was on her way home when she saw ponies standing together. She was curious about what this is all about but she didn't want to bother anyone. After she got home she went on her favourite neighponese scarf knitting forum to read some lewd fics about her favourite humies. Ponies on Earth threads were really popular and she thought about writing there herself but to be honest she thought her fantasies were a bit too silly.
When she's done clopping it's already pretty late so she goes to bed, wondering if there is a possibility that humans are real. If they were she would certainly learn about it, right? Maybe there's a human just like her, who just doesn't get any screentime because he's always busy fapping to pony fan fiction? Who knows.

>>29806202
[spoilers] why would you do this to my heart, anon? I can't handle these feels anymore but I can't live without them either [/spoilers]

>>29806234
You failed.

>>29806360
I am aware. I'm not sure which hurts more.

>>29806202
>Neighponese scarf knitting forum

My flanks

>>29799058
You can join their discord and see how it really is.

/mlh/ threads are funny from time to time
a nice change of pace

To a Human you look nothing like those weird mutated ponies of their world. You're a cute bundle of joy they would love to be around. Your husbando wouldn't see you short snoot, your tangled mane, or your crooked fetlocks.
You would be his little pony to hug and fug.

[Spoiler] but there are no humans [/Spoiler]

>>29806402
ctrl+s anon

>>29799058
>we aren't already on ponychan
sucks desu

>>29807788
>Implying Humans wouldn't just see us as freakish mutants/monsters and gun us down on the spot

I know the truth hurts, but it's still the truth.

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If only.

This can't be ponychan. There's less than a week between replies.

>>29802460
That's nothing. I use air!

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>>29799058
>ponychan
>not /mlh/
One job.

>>29802460
Don't kid yourself, he'll only love to see you pregnant if he already loves you. You need to impress the human with something else before that. I hate it when humans are portrayed like sex-crazed maniacs that just want to breed, it's just unrealistic and lazy. Yeah, sure, a human will love you unconditionaly and want to rut you 24/7 just because you're a pony. Just what kind of fanfiction do you read? Don't project all these fetishes onto them, they are pure.

>>29799058
Is this what people think ponychan is? A fictional site synonymous with /mlh/? wtf did you think was going on when everyone was talking about the CIA agent going on ponychan?

>>29802460
does that work with teats?

>>29812727
Bump.

>>29799058

>He will never come home to you after a long day at work, happy to see his adorable little mare

>He will never gently stroke your mane with his warm, soft fingers as he tells you all about his day

>You will never cuddle up with him next to the fire on a cold winter night, him rubbing your tummy

>You will never blush as his hand slowly creeps away from your tummy and towards your naughty bits

>You will never moan softly as He toys with your flower with his nimble fingers, gently massaging your clit while prodding at your love hole

>You will never beg him to rut you

>He will never happily oblige, sliding his manly rod deep into your marehood

>He will never passionately kiss you, while He thrusts his hardened manhood deep into your tight little hole

>He will never moan out your name, as he shoots his love deep inside your womb, forcing you over the edge in a powerful mutual orgasm

>He will never hold you close, and tell you how much he loves you as you two bask in the afterglow

But, perhaps worst of all, even if he was real,

>He would never love you, because Humans don't love ponies who lost the game.

Do have any greentext or pastebin? please... i realllllyyy need this.

>>29799082

I was almost certain it was Mind Game because it had a very Yuasa feel, and I'm glad I was right. Makes me feel proud of my ability to tell unique weeb cartoon directors apart.