Someone has murdered Twilight Sparkle

>>29794463
Fuck her corpse

>>29794463
Fuck Celestia

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>>29794463
we all know who did it.

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>>29794463
Drink some booze and light up a smoke. It's gonna be a long week.

>>29794463

>>29794463
Case closed- petty crime not worth investigation.

>>29794463
Firstly, poke her belly.
Scientific assessment of vital forces currently contained in the specimen.

>>29794463

cut off her nipples and put them into a jar to save a small part of her for all eternity. Maybe pretend to feed them sometimes like a goldfish.

>>29794463
Use neighcomancy to revive the bodies.

>ignore criminal, acquire princess meat dolls.

>>29794463
What's the prognosis doctor?

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>Twilight's been murdered
>You've gotta play detective in a quiet little town
>This is literally Broadchurch in Ponyville

I can get behind this idea. Someone write some green.

>>29794463
"Hey Tia, mind if I investigate in the prison?"
>"W-why would you need to do that?"
"Hey Sunbutt, who's the detective here?"
>"Ugh, alright."
>ZAP, we're in the prison.
"Okay, just gotta check in this particular cell."
>I go into the cell
"Oh, mind if you tell the guards to lock it up so nobody impedes my investigation? I could be here for weeks, maybe even years."
>"Anon, are you trying to tell me something?"
"...Reply to this post or your father will die at the hands of Muslim terrorists"

>>29794463
Trips will indicate the killer

>>29794463

I want Twilight Sparkle to dump a bucket of menstrual blood over my head and kick me in the scrotum.

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>>29796333

>>29794463 Cum in dead twIight, find who did it . Rape them

>>29796333
You wanted to be caught didn't you anon.

>>29794463


I want Twilight Sparkle to shit on my head and use it to shampoo my hair.

>>29796562
It was a part of his master plan.

>>29797500

considering everyone on this board is a total retard, that's a pretty good plan.

>>29794463
Tell Celestia the Russians did it

>>29796085
Silly Anon, nipples do not need food, only love. Be sure to give 'em a good suck every now and again to make sure they're in tip-top condition.

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>>29796333
Nigga you played yourself.

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>>29796333

well well well

>>29794476
fpbp

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>>29796249
>>29796333
That's fucking perfect

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>>29796333

>>29796333
That plan had only 1% chance of failure.
1%.

>>29794463
Oh no the boring Mary Sue main charecter has been killed.

What a horrible tragedy.

>>29796249
sheeeeeeeit