RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

Everyone is dead.

DISCORD did this.

>>29791627
Thanks, Discord-bama!

>>29791627
>discord sees you kill people
>can't tell him killing is bad, because you did it and he might have to do it himself one day to protect those he holds dear
>can't tell him it was the right thing to do, because will mess him up even worse
>can't tell him it was for the family or the kingdom or for the greater good, because that might turn him into a fanatic
>decide to stress the importance of free choice, culpability, and the virtue (and the responsibility that comes with it) of being an individual

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>mfw 4/4

Gottard

>Twilight is interested in Anon but doesn't know a thing about courting stallions
>She's too embarrassed to ask her parents or friends for help, so she goes to her grandma in Canterlot for assistance
>When she returns to Ponyville and confronts Anon, she's a nervous stuttering mess
>Weakly slaps Anon on the ass and says that he has a nice ass
>Anon is too busy laughing to even be annoyed
>He brings her home and fucks the daylight out of her

>>29791627
Dircord and /mlpol/

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>>29791770
Woa.

>>29791784
mlpol is dead too, hasn't updated in 12 hours

>>29791827
So? Since when have facts ever stopped a "<x thing> is killing <thread>" argument?

Old prompt.
I hope someone is writing about it.
>Every night for years, Anon dreams of an odd blue equine on the moon.
>She seems so real and lonely in the dream, so he feels the need to interact with her.
>And each time he returns, she's lonely and longing for company once more.
>One night at a time, he learns the story of Luna the alicorn and her backwards home, Equestria.
>Slowly, he begins to doubt these are even dreams.
>But what could be going on? Is Luna real? Or not?
>Regardless, he finds his heart yearning for the strange alien pony he meets each night.
>Just the thought of her boldly proclaiming that she would "be his knight most chivalrous" makes him smile.
>But after nearly 3 years, the dreams stop, leaving the human heart broken.
>Until his alien pony decides he should be at her side in person, that is.

>On the other side, Princess Luna struggles to keep sane with her 1000 years of isolation.
>Each day is a hard-fought battle to not submit to the madness gnawing on the edge of her mind.
>But one year in, she does something unexpected.
>Sleep takes her, and she dreams.
>And in her dream, is a strange bipedal male. One who doesn't fear. her.
>In-fact, he APPROACHES her, an unsure offer of friendship ready.
>It's all too good to be true. She found an escape.
>But as quick as it happens, the dream ends with him promising to come back.
>And so she waited.
>And wait for a whole year she did, until the next dream came.
>Each year, he came back, giving Luna the motivation to keep going.
>For 1000 years she lives like this. Learning more about her visitor and letting the precious memories hold her over. All the way to her freedom.
>But now free and at full power, the Princess will not be denied her most beloved companion any longer. The chivalrous princess NEEDS her sweet human.
>There's some time and space that needs broken...

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>>29791770
Good end. With many foals in future. Very good.

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>>29791847
oh god yes please

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>>29791847
D'aww
A relationship born in such a way would be unbreakable indeed.

>>29791847
Great ideas.

>>29791868
Best at fugs

>>29792145
>Luna bragging how good she is at felatio and how tight her pussy is

>>29791847
If no one else wants this I kinda wanna give it a try after I finish my next chapter.
It might go better on /moon/ than here though.

>>29791587
So does treatment in Equestria consist of a hug, a lollipop, a band-aid, and a kiss on the boo boo to make it feel better? Being a doctor would be the best job ever.

>>29792809
May i take that story and make it fucking stupid?

>>29792916
If you put it on /moon/ instead, drop us a link pls

>>29792916
Don't worry, a strong amount of prompts here are decent/good but fall into the same problem of not really working with RGRE.

Drop a link when/if you start it. A good story is a good story.

>>29792943
Might as well, nothing else going on right now.

>>29792916
Just crosspost mate, green for all.

>>29792916
Yeah pls post a link to us, I saved that prompt in the hopes that someone would write something about it but I haven't seen anything related anywhere.

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>>29791587

>>29794100
>I really need to get laid

>>29794219
Do it Anon, give that grumpy nurse what she needs...preferably in a free bed next to the employee lounge.

>>29794100
>"I wonder if Anon is gullible enough to fall for the old 'Penis Inspection Day' trick?"

Who shows up to Anon's door on Hearts and Hooves day with flowers, RGRE?

>>29794276
"Please take care on the way home Anon, see you next week"
>You close the door as you lick what's left on your face.
"Sucked"

>>29794276
>Anon doesn't fall for it
>He plays along

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"Please take care on the way home Anon, see you next week"
>You close the door as you lick what's left on your face.
"Sucked"

>Anon meets nursepone in a bar
>Reveals that he knew all about the "penis inspection day" thing and how it wasn't a real medical exam
>nursepone is shocked that he saw through her ruse
alt end
>Penis inspection day is a real life actual thing in Equestria and ponies in the medical profession take cock-health very seriously

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>You are Anon, resident extrauniversal alien living in Ponyville with your Minotaur girlfriend, Maritia.
>You also have an extremely painful headache at the moment.
>Thinking back, you suppose that it was a bit of a bad idea agreeing to helping Twilight and Spike re-reshelf all the books in the library.
>Goddamn eyestrain started to make itself known right at the tail end of the work.
>Then after that, it was helping Rarity with some of her seamstressing.
>No easy task as the headache got worse.
>Not from threading the needle or from fetching the cloth, oh no.
>But rather from seeing her stash of raunchy sci-fi romance novels and the notes written on scrap paper that some of them held after finding them behind the rolls of Periwinkle fabric.
>You made it a bit of a point to be a little aware of any moves she may make, 'cause you're taken, yo.
>So here you are, sitting on your comfy couch, pinching your nosebridge. Trying desperately to will the migrane away before Mari got home from work.
>Knowing her so well, she probably would want to fuck the workday stress away.
>You groan a little bit, mentally complaining about how the goddamn dinner is going to get cold.
>Worked hard on that shit, and you'll be damned if it's going to go to waste.
>You turn and lay on the couch, eyes clenched and mind spinning.
"Fucking hell."

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>>29794935
>Be Maritia.
>Minotauress, hard worker, stronk and proud girlfriend to Anonymous.
>You are walking home from work and by the gods are you exhausted and you can't wait to get out of this suit and have a sexy snuggles with Anon after dinner.
>For such an isolated town, it sure does have a bustling business center!
>You suppose that's what happens when a princess lives there, everyone who's anyone wants to set up shop there.
>And in this case, it was a whole lot of corporate bigwigs who wanted the princess to take a look at their "new and innovative products that will change Equestria forever!" and get both funding as well as assitance from the purple researcher herself.
>With a slight frown, you can't help but not be that impressed with what you've seen as a receptionist/frontline security for an emerging tech firm.
>Not after seeing and experiencing some of the stuff that was salvaged from what was left of Anon's home after a fair chunk of it got eaten by an apparently magical sinkhole, bringing him just within the eastern border of the Minotaur lands.
>Especially the tablet, TV and other gadgets of various computational power and all the movies and documentaries inbetween.
>Boring stuff aside, it looks like technological progress is really going to speed up in the coming years and you can't help but feel proud that you are going to be a part of it, despite being a multipurpose receptionist.

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>>29794942
>You stop in front of the entrance to your comfy abode, a familiar smell wafting through, making your belly rumble slightly and your mouth water.
>Anon's baked salmon, prepared just the way you liked it if the sent is of any indication.
>With a wide grin on your face, you quickly open the door and are taken aback from the parade of spices used to season the fish.
>Looking around a bit, you spot your beau laying on the couch, a forearm draped over his eyes.
>Creeping over, you crouch down next to him, a gentle smile gracing your features.
"Ano~on, wake up sleepy head."
>Lowering his arm, he meets your eyes, smiling a bit.
>"Mm? Hey Mari, work went well I take it?"
"Yep!"
>"Nice, nice. Hey, dinner is on the table, why don't you go and eat up, I'm not hungry right now."
>Your smile falters a bit as he covers his eyes again, but you can deal with it.
"W-well, alright, but afterwards, can we, uh, y'know, have a little fun? It's been a long day."
>Nailed it, even added the eyebrow wiggle. Bastards love the eyebrow wiggle.
>He pulls his arm down again and looks at you with an apologetic smile.
>"Maybe not tonight, I have a pretty bad headache."

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>>29794948
>Your smile completely drops from your face and is replaced with shock.
>Oh. OH NO.
>You remember your dad saying that to your mom when she wanted sex.
>When a male says that, it ususally means that the woman is not performing and that the fires of love is dimming!
>It's even worse when they add in that they have a headache!
>Now, it's usually (almost always) true that they do have a headache, it's always good to give in and allow the man to do what he wants to do when the headache passes.
>Like shopping or talking or... or...
>or sex in the missionary position with the lights out and the male on top.
>Eesh.
"Ab, are you sure that you aren't up to it? I mean, I can let you do the thing you've always wanted to do! Y'know, missionary WITH handholding!"
>"As tempting as that is, this headache is really, really killer. Can't we just cuddle instead? You can be the big spoon as usual."
>You perk up.
>Cuddles? Being the big spoon?
>Yeah, yeah, that'll work. At least until the headache goes away. THEN you'll take him until the two of you are dehydrated.
"That work, but you owe me."
>He grins and shimmies over a bit.
>"You got it boss."
>Slipping out of the suit jacket, removing the tie and unbuttoning your pants and shirt a bit, you carefully climb over him and take your rightful place as the big spoon, pressing his head a bit into your cleavage.
>Just the way the two of you liked it.
>Closing your eyes, you can't help but give a quiet chuckle.
>The joys of love...

>You are Anon again.
>And you just remembered the probably now cool salmon, sitting covered up on the table.
>Fuck.

Another thing that I had stewing around in the noggin for a good while and had to get down into writing.

>>29794960
Minotaurs are always welcome

>>29794935
>>29794942
>>29794948
>>29794960
>anon says no, to a loving waifu, because of a headache

what are you a faggot?

go see a magic/nurse horse for cure, before waifu asks,
hydrate before she asks,
proceed to pound waifu's pussy into oblivion, before and especially if she asks

incompetent anons really grind my gears, but "no to sex because of headache" is just fucking insulting, in thirsty mares general

>>29795129
But then how could I do the "not tonight dear, I have a headache" cliche?

>>29794942
>>Boring stuff aside, it looks like technological progress is really going to speed up in the coming years
Can't wait for it to destabilize the entire world and sow chaos and disarray everywhere.

>>29795129
Get a load of this fag.

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>>29794935
>>29794942
>>29794948
>>29794960
Good stuff Anon

>>29794960
>tfw no big cozy breast pillows

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>>29795129
>t. someone who has never had an actual migraine
Tell you what, Anon, how about you go out and fuck your wife who am I kidding with a blinding headache, when light physically hurts, and moving around makes you want to throw up.

>>29795129
>headache
You must be REALLY stupid than real life.

>>29795383
They'd be so warm

>>29795389
I lost vision in my left eye from the pain, and lost consciousness. It was very fun.

>>29795389
>That artist again
I wonder... does shining and every pony been brainwashed?

>>29795593
Same, minus the unconsciousness. I spent about 2 hours laying on my bed with my arm over my eyes because I couldn't get up and turn off the lights.

>>29795672
I don't even know, man, I just go there for the words that can be taken out of context.

>>29795687
I mean, I see many of his works, they eyes are empty. Only lust. You can just check derpbru.

>>29792941
Until you get a stallion with hemorrhoids.

>>29796000
Where do you think the lollipop goes in that case?

>>29795672
Nah, just Panda being lazy and not adding pupils with light reflections to the stylized eyes

>>29796000
>>29796021
What about when a stallion goes for a prostate exam?

>>29796062
With only hooves it's going to be an interesting exam, it would be like your doctor fisting you

>>29795389
>>29795403
>first fucking step in my post
>go get magical cure

>in the RGRE setting
>comparing to real life

who exactly is the faggot now???

are you seriously fucking telling me that migraines would be an issue with fucking magic health care? in a fucking cartoon world?
fucking kys

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>>29791854
"You did call me a breeding horse."

the plan seems to be working. soon these threads will only serve as a place to post the updates of works, prompts, or for us to point and laugh at newfags, just like the AiE thread.
don't worry, we're saving the thread. never forget that.

>>29796062
>>29796206

>Doctor Anon has to spend all day, every day of work administering prostate exams since he is the only guy with fingers in a 500 mile radious.
>10 straight hours of sticking your fingers up stallion's assholes.
>Go home everyday smelling like ass.
>This is your life.

>>29796874
>>29796206
> Pony doctors can only use hooves
Unicorns, Anons. You are forgetting unicorns.

>>29791854
>>29791770

>decades later, one of Anon and Twilight's daughters is having trouble courting a stallion
>Twlight gives her the same advice her grandmother told her
>She follows it
>Instead of getting dicked, she gets slapped in the face and charged with sexual harassment
>T-Thanks, Mom

>>29795362
Reminds me of Spaghetti Sparkle minus the Nicholas Cage.

>>29797340
Sorry. Was aggressively sageing on another board.

>>29796874
>prostate exams
good thing it's RGRE, stallions might clean themself before exam

>>29797589
I'd be more worried about accidentally getting the stallion off.
>tfw the nurses set you up so they could peek in for hot colt on colt action

>>29797770
>Applejack discovers what her brother has been doing at night to earn money and help keep the farm afloat

>>29797770
>>29798128
That picture is inaccurate. He'd cover up his cutie mark and go by the name "Big Banana" while he's on duty.

>>29798163
>Applejack is upset about her brother stripping to help pay the bills
>She's even more upset that his stage name is based on an inferior fruit

>>29798290
>"Ah don't care if it's a pun, Big Mac! Why not jus' call yerself 'Two Big Pears' while yer at it?!"

>>29798163
>Big Banana
That's Anon's stripper name.

>>29797770
>Anon visits strip club
>Finds its full of stallions instead of cute mares gyrating on poles
>Sees Big Mac
>Sees his cute widdle bunny ears
>Sees his adorable bunny outfit
[Squeeing intensifies]

>>29798374
>Widdle ponies trying to be sexy when they're already so cute
That's not how poners work. I wanna hug'em.

Hey, I got more Page Anon

>>29798709
>A broken jaw...
>Five missing teeth...
>Bruising over most of the body and even two broken ribs...
>And that was just for Jet Set...
>One of the other mares that lord Aegis had dragged in was WORSE
>...
>You had told the nobles to behave...
>You had personally asked the heads of the houses to come to the castle and explained the situation to them, and each and every one of them had promised to keep their families in check
>They gave their word to stop their petty squabbles until the envoy left
>But they didn't…
>They looked you in the eyes and lied
>And now the mother of all messes was dropped into your lap
>An attempted rape of a stallion from House Lily...
>Three mares from House Dazzle had been beaten within an inch of their lives...
>And a giant, armored human had not only witnessed an attempted rape, but had put three noblemares in the hospital
>You were Princess Celestia and, at that moment, you were sitting in your office nursing a glass of the strongest drink that you could find
>This was far beyond a disaster
>A disaster you could work with
>You were known for turning disasters on their heads
>Your sister’s return, Discord, that whole business with the Crystal Empire
>But even with a thousand years of diplomatic experience under your belt, you didn't know how you were going to spin this in a positive light, or even if you should
>There was a rape
>Nobles were involved, as was a very powerful dignitary that had no issue with resorting to violence
>It didn’t take a genius to figure out that some horse apples was about to hit the fan in the very near future
>The second that Fancy Pants returned to his family's estate the Lily's were going to be in an uproar
>When Lady Sprinkle Spark heard about what happened to her daughter and nieces she was going to come marching up to the castle demanding "justice"
>It was going to take WEEKS to get everything calmed down, maybe even months

>>29798719
>Alliances were going to shift, ponies were going to come and complain
>If you were very unlucky King Drfual may do a whole lot more than simply ignore all of the offers that you had in mind for your kingdoms...
>A groan escaped you as you slammed your head against your table
>The tip of your horn felt like it had gone through the table, but you couldn't care less
"Buck...."
>You weren’t going to sleep tonight…
>Heck, there was a good chance you weren’t going to be sleeping for DAYS…
>And forget about going to that annual cake-off nex--
>Your ears perked up when you heard the door to your office being open, though you kept your face right where it was
>...
>It was Sprinkle Spark wasn't it?
>Or perhaps you were particularly unlucky and the mare opening the door was Fleur de Lis…?
>"Sister? Are you in here?"
>You released the breath that you didn’t know you were holding
>Thank the Maker...
"Yes, Luna, I'm in here," you said, levitating over your drink and taking a healthy gulp
>"May I come in?"
"As long as you close the door behind you and lock it."
>Your dear sister stepped into the room and closed the door behind her
>A soft click filled the air, telling you that she had done as you asked
>Which was good…
>You didn’t want anypony else barging in here...
>Luna shuffled around the room for a few moments, no doubt looking you over
>"Are you drinking, Tia?" she asked
>With your horn lodged into your table, you couldn't nod, but you'd be damned if you didn't try your best
"Yes, yes I am."
>"At ten in the morning?"
"Yes, and I intend to keep drinking until I forget the fact that a diplomat from another country had to save one of my subjects from being raped."
>You were about to take another sip of your drink when you felt it being wrenched out of your magical grasp
>Letting out a disagreeable whinny, you tried to snatch it back

>>29798726
>Unfortunately for you Luna was completely sober, but you had been in here for awhile
>...
>An hour at least
>...
>You think
"Noooo...! Give it bacccccck!"
>Your sister let out a sigh, dislodging your horn from the table so that you could pick your head up
>And you did
>You looked up right at her and scrunched your nose up SO HARD...
"I was drinking that."
>"You were," Luna said, dumping your drink out of the window. "Now, may I ask where young Twilight ran off to?"
>You sighed
"I had her go to the hospital with a few guards to make sure that the nobles made it there safely."
>Luna's nose scrunched up in distaste
>"You should have just tossed those mares into the dungeons, sister."
"If lord Aegis and his men hadn't beaten those mares so badly, I might have, Luna," you replied, looking up at your ceiling
>A small smile came to your sister's face
>"Yes, we were able to see those would-be rapists before they were carried off. The lord-commander is certainly thorough, isn't he?"
>You closed your eyes
>Without a drink in hoof, you could feel your headache coming back
>You didn't like it...
>Not one little bit...
"Were you able to find accommodations for our guests?"
>"Lord Aegis and his men are in the south wing at this moment," your sister said, grabbing the bottle of liquor that you were trying to pull from your desk and dumping it out the window
>The bucking donkey...
"Are they comfortable? Have they asked for anything yet?"
>"Nay. They took two of the larger connecting rooms and appear to be fortifying them."
>You deflated
>Of course they were...
>Not that you could blame them...
"We'll have to really put our hooves down this time, Luna," you said, rubbing the bridge of your nose. "Those mares need to be punished. We need to show these humans that we won't allow things like this to stand."

>>29798729
>"We agree wholeheartedly."
"I don't care how much Sprinkle Spark shouts and screams, a bit of punishment might be good for her filly. And we should do all we can for poor Fancy."
>"I'll have somepony look into getting the stallion a therapist. At the crown’s expense of course."
>Reaching into another drawer, you grabbed your emergency bottle of rum
>Luna, seeing you fiddling with your desk, tried to preemptively steal your alcohol, but this time your were prepared
>With a flick of your horn you slapped her magic away, following up with a boop on the nose
>She wasn’t getting this one!
>Not your good-ass rum!
"Good, now we just need to figure out how to begin negotiations with our guest with what little dignity we have left."
>Popping off the cork of the bottle, you began chugging your rum as fast as you could
>You sister stood there, a small frown on her face as she watched you
>The rum burned, but in a good way
>With each gulp you could feel it warming your body
>It felt nice, especially right now
>"You know, drinking yourself into a stupor isn't going to help this situation," she said
"It might not, but it'll make be feel a bit better," you said, before wrapping your lips around the mouth of the bottle and tilting your head back once more
>Luna shook her head, walking over toward the window
>"I could go and greet our guest, if you're so insistent on your alcoholism."
>Pulling the bottle of rum away, you wiped your mouth with the back of your hoof
>The headache was starting to go away...
>Good...
"No," you said, shaking your head. "Last time that I left you in a room full of stallions ponies were complaining to me for weeks."
>A blush came to your sister's face
>"T-That was simply a misunderstanding, sister."
"One stallion wouldn't stop crying, Luna."
>"It's not my fault that the little colt couldn't take a joke!"
>Groaning, you covered your face with your hooves
>Your sis was going to be the death of you...
>Her or your nobles...

>>29798736
"Misunderstanding or not, if the letters that I've received from King Drfual have even a bit of truth in them, Lord Aegis is not a stallion to flirt with."
>"Aye. Especially with that club of his," Luna said, scratching her chin. "Though, perhaps a bit of flirtation might benefit us?"
>Your eyes narrowed
"Luna... No..."
>"All I'm saying is that most stallions that act like the lord-commander are usually "backed up" if you get my meaning."
"No..."
>"Who knows? Maybe a good rut might make him a good deal more agreeable? Though I suspect by the end of it some lucky mare would be walking away with more than a li--"
>With a spell, you shut Luna's mouth
"We've already done more than enough damage today, Luna. I don't need you riling the humans up."
>Shaking your head, you corked your rum once more and put it back inside your desk
>You had a feeling that you were going to need it later...
"No, we'll go to them in the morning after everything's cooled down a bit. We need to make sure the nobles don’t kill each other during the night before we even think of doing anything else.”
>Luna rolled her jaw as you released her mouth
>"It might also be a good idea to double the guard as well. We wouldn't want Sprinkle to do anything rash."
"Yes, yes," you said with a wave. "Make sure to have ponies in the west wing at all times. We already havean incident on our hooves. I don't want a war."
>The tip of your horn glowed
>Magically searching the castle, you sought out your assistant Raven
>//I need you to come to my office at once.//
>There was a pause before you felt Raven's magic mingle with your own
>//Of course, my lady. I'll be there right away.//
>//Very good. Please bring the Captain of the Guard with you as well. I need to debrief her on what happened. I'd also appreciate it if you send somepony to get Twilight. We’ll need her here too.//
>//I'll do it right away, your highness.//
>//Thank you very much.//

>>29798742
>Cutting the spell off, you let out another sigh
>You must have looked particularly pitiful, because Luna walked over and wrapped a wing around your shoulder
>"Don't worry, sister. I'm positive that everything will turn out right in the end."
"I fail to see how, Luna."
>Luna's wing tightened around you, and her brow furrowed like it always did when she was thinking really hard
>"...Maybe Twilight has thought of a way to make this appear in a better light?"
>You snorted
"If she can do that then she'll be the empress of the world within the year."
>"Oh, you never know, sister," Luna chided. "There's a reason why the elements chose her after all."

~_~_~_~_~_~

>"Move the curtains to the right, boy. My right. No, that's my left. Good. Now more. More. Come on boy, put your back into it."
>The room that you have been given was as fine as any that you had ever seen
>The carpets on the floors were the softest that you had ever felt
>The window were large and ornate
>Gold and glass was everywhere
>The bed was large enough to fit ten fully grown men, and so soft that you would have been happy to spend the rest of your days lying on it
>This was a room fit for a king
>No, it was a room fit for a god
>But, at that moment, you weren’t in the position to appreciate it
>In fact, the room had given you more than a few reasons to curse it
>Namely the curtains
>You had no idea WHY they seemed to weigh just as much as you...
>They didn't seem all that thick...
>But you'd be damned if you didn't have to push with all of your might just to move them a little bit
>"Come on, boy, just a few more inches," your lord said, readying his club. "And if something flies out make sure to duck. I don't want to send you through the window."

>>29798746
>Your lord, for some reason or another, had gotten it into his head that the princesses may have put scrying orbs into your rooms so that they could monitor you in your sleep
>For the past hour and a half you and the knights had been searching every inch of the two rooms that you had taken looking for them
>Lord Aegis, meanwhile, moved back and forth between rooms, his club at the ready in case anything flew out of its hiding spot
>Now you had no idea what the heck a scrying orb was, and from the rumblings of the other men they didn't have any idea either...
>"Come on. They're just curtains boy. I'm not asking you to move a damned boulder."
>Grunting, you dug your heels into the carpet and pushed with all of your might
>Little by little, the thing started to move
>Not by much, but it was something
>"That's it, boy," lord Aegis said, winding back for a swing. "Just a little more..."
>Sweat was pouring down your face
>You could feel your arms and legs shaking
>But you were almost there...
>Almost...
>Just a foot and a half left...
>Now a foot...
>Now half a foot...
>With one last burst of energy, you pushed the curtain was far as you could go
>Your lord took a step forward, his eyes scanning the curtain, the window, and the floor
>For your trouble, you had almost hoped that the princesses were spying on you
>If they were, than an orb of light, or whatever a scrying orb was supposed to look like, would have been discovered
>Then you'd have felt a sense of accomplishment for busting your butt
>But, just like every other time, there was nothing
>No orbs, no light, nothing
>Your lord eased up his grip on his bat
>Resting it on his shoulder, he began to grumble to himself while scratching his chin

>>29798755
>"Huh. They aren't there either then... Alright boy, let go of the curtain. This side of the room seems clear."
>Panting, you stepped away from the curtain, letting it fall back into place
"My lord... Can I get a... glass of water... please?"
>"Go," he said with a wave of a hand. "We're about finished up here anyway. Make sure to drink from your canteen though. We still need to test the water to see if the Equestrian's put anything in it."
>You bowed your head
>Thank the gods...
"Yes my lord," you said, before scurrying off to the other end of the room
>All around you were knights lifting furniture, looking under sinks and in closets and under the bed
>Most of them didn't look all that excited to be inspecting a room, but just like you they knew how lord Aegis got
>Once he had something in his head there wasn't anything that anyone could do about it...
>Making your way over to your bag, you grabbed your small canteen and took a few gulps
>Your eyes slid closed as the cool, refreshing water slid down your throat
>Yes...
>Just what you needed...
>Though you knew you needed to be mindful about how much water you drank, you nevertheless took a few more gulps of the life giving liquid
>You had taken your fifth or sixth gulp when a noise made you perk up
>Someone was knocking on the door...
>Immediately, you stood up
>As a page, you were always required to answer the door for your lord and announce the visitor...
>And lord Aegis hadn't said anything about not doing any of your duties…
>...
>Alright...
>Quickly making your way to the door, you grabbed the doorknob
>Making sure that you knife was still on your belt, you took a deep breath and opened the door

>>29798759
"Good afternoon. I am Anonymous, servant of Lord Aegis of castle Nurgle. How may I help you?"
>The words came automatically
>It was only after you said them that you were able to take stock in who was standing on the other end of the door
>To your surprise, it was the stallion that your lord had saved
>Though he looked a good deal better than he had an hour or so ago, you could see that he was still a good deal shaken up
>His body was tensed, and his eyes darted to his left and right every few moments
>He looked like he wanted to be at home under his bed in all honesty...
>You looked him up and down, about to ask him what his business was, when another pony caught your eye
>It was a tall, white mare
>She was nearly Princess Celestia's size, with light purple eyes and a long horn jutting out of her forehead
>The mare was looking you over even as you drank in her features, a small smile coming to her face
>"My, my. Aren't you a little young to be a knight, my dear?"
>Your brow furrowed
"I'm not a knight, I'm a page!"
>The mare chuckled
>"Ah, forgive me then, lord Anonymous," she said, bowing her head as she took a step toward you. "Might your lord be in? I would very much like to speak to him."
>You let out a quiet hum
>This mare also had the look of a noble about her
>But unlike your two guides, she didn’t have an unsettling look in her eyes or an empty grin
>She looked… nice
>You were about to open your mouth to answer when you felt a massive, calloused hand grab you by the scruff of your neck
>Before you could blink, you were flying backwards in the air
>And you weren't very happy about it
>Not one bit...
"DFvndjkj!"
>You flailed wildly, ready to start screaming until you hit the ground, only to collide with something solid
>A moment later, a pair of strong arms wrapped around you
>Looking up, you saw that you had been thrown at one of your lord's knights

>>29798763
>It's LAP
ok.

>>29798763
>Whipping your head back to the door, you saw Lord Aegis and a pair of knights blocking the entrance, weapons at the ready
>Through the mass of bodies, you could see the stallion taking a nervous step back
>The mare stood her ground however, her smile still on her face
>"I was told that we wouldn't be expecting any visitors today," your lord growled
>"Half of the soldiers in this castle are of my house, so very few places are bared to me if I make enough of a fuss," the mare replied, bowing nice and low. "But where are my manners? I am Duchess Fleur de lis, Head of House Lily. This is my brother Fancy Pants. We are honored to meet you lord Aegis of Humeyithal."
>Your lord's gaze traveled from mare to stallion and back again, but he said nothing
>You could see the distrust in his eyes, see the tension in his hands as he held his club
>The ponies didn’t seem to see any of this, staring up at your lord with their big, expressive eyes
>Which, from prior experience, could be a bad thing
>A very bad thing
>Suddenly, Lord Fancy Pants closed the distance between him and lord Aegis
>As quick as a flash, he stood up on his hind legs and hugged your lord
>"Thank the Maker for you, my lord," he said, sniffling. "Thank you..."
>The knights on either side of lord Aegis stiffened
>Lord Aegis himself seemed none too pleased either, grabbing the stallion by his vest and prying him off
>"Don't do that," he said, before letting the stallion drop back onto his four hooves
>"If you hadn't saved me those mares w-would have r-raped me and left m-me for dead," Lord Fancy continued, even as your lord pushed him away with the tip of his club. "T-They might h-have even taken m-me back w-with them and... and..."
>The stallion sniffled again
>Lady Fleur produced a handkerchief and handed it to him
>Lord Fancy quietly thanked her before loudly blowing his nose as his sister wrapped a hoof protectively around him
>A small smile came to your face at the sight

>>29798771
>It seemed that ponies weren’t total monsters after all...
>"I don't know how you and your fine stallions found themselves in that alley, but you have both my gratitude and the gratitude of House Lily for what you did," Lady Fleur said, nuzzling her brother
>To your surprise, you could hear real, genuine gratitude in her voice, something that the nobles back home NEVER had
>Still though, your lord may as well have been made of stone
>"It is a knight's duty to protect the helpless," lord Aegis replied, still looking less than happy. "If we did not help then it would have shamed both our ancestors and our order."
>Fleur's smile widened
>"Nevertheless, if you ever need--"
>Stepping back, lord Aegis closed the door before the mare could finish her sentence
>"Tell the lads in the next room that the castle guards are as worthless as they look," he said, locking the door. "Tell Faraier to have two men guarding each of the doors. Four hour shifts. If I catch anyone sleeping they'll be whipped until I see bone."
>The knights on either side of him saluted before rushing off to the next room
>Your lord turned to the remainder of the knights in the room
>"Keep your weapons near, boys. I don't want us all being dragged off to gods' know where without a fight. And Anon?"
>You perked up, wiggling away from the knight still holding you
"Yes my lord?"
>"While I admire your dedication, think before you carry out your duties."
>You winced
>A small part of you couldn’t help but feel bad for the lord and lady
>They were only trying to thank lord Aegis…
>They didn’t deserve getting a door slammed in their faces...
"...Yes lord. Sorry lord."
>Walking over to you, lord Aegis placed a hand on your shoulder
>Giving it a squeeze, he set his club onto the ground
>"Get ready for a long night boys. I have a feeling that those two aren't going to be the only ones bothering us."

>>29798777
Alright, I'm done

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>>29798782
>you wan to say something but nothing
It's a really Greentext.

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>>29798782

Garro

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>>29798782
I like you LAP.

>>29798729
>"Are they comfortable? Have they asked for anything yet?"
>>"Nay. They took two of the larger connecting rooms and appear to be fortifying them."
>>You deflated
>>Of course they were...
kek'd

>>29798996
like a proper All Guardsman Squad

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>>29798763
>nurgle

>>29799038
i do like i though, probably should have mentioned that.

>>29798777
>>Stepping back, lord Aegis closed the door before the mare could finish her sentence
>>"Tell the lads in the next room that the castle guards are as worthless as they look," he said, locking the door. "Tell Faraier to have two men guarding each of the doors. Four hour shifts. If I catch anyone sleeping they'll be whipped until I see bone."
I like Aegis, he's paranoid and smart.

>>29798782
I need more though.

What would be the equivalent fetish of mini skirts be in RGRE

>>29794935
Speaking of Minotaurs, I found an artist to make a pic of the 3 Minotaurs from cow tipping, expect something by the end of the month

>>29799343
not everything has to have an equivalent anon

there can be different and new ideas

>>29799343
Probably still mini skirt, they just give a teasing look at balls instead of ass.

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>>29799349
excite

>>29799352
I saw this was on page 6 and decided to bump, no actual thought was put into the post

>>29794100
internet dating: expectation vs reality

>>29795377
Pervert.

>>29798736
>"It might not, but it'll make be feel a bit better,"
Probably should say
>"It might not, but it'll make me feel a bit better,"

>>29798742
>We already havean incident on our hooves.
missed a space there
>We already have an incident on our hooves.

Only mistakes I saw. Great work as always LaP

>>29799489
>internet dating
>Life: expectation vs reality

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>>29799517
u aint seen nothin yet bby

>>29799606
W-What could be even more perverted than h-hoof holding?
...
Chaste kisses on the cheek?

The Discord chat has done nothing wrong

>>29797271
This...could be expanded on actually. Twilight is a well of bad advice, because she is just that lucky to not get into a problem with her dumber lessons taught by her elitist rapey mother. What would Papa Anon's reaction be to seeing his wife give such awful advice to his child, and the visit to the police station to bail her out?

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>>29799664
missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
with the lights off
WHILE holding her hooves

>>29798719
FUCK YEAH!

>>29799664
Consensual and non-sexual cuddling with tuft touching

>>29799043
Mention what? Your sentence doesn't make sense, try spellcheck.
>>29799025
Not true, there isn't any grenades strapped to air vents, the doors, no razor wire and mine traps, and no sandbag barricades.

>>29799722
i mentioned nurgle with a picture of guardsmen, i forgot to add that i actually liked the story.

>>29798777
Checked!

>>29799772
Ah.

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>>29799038
Did someone said...
Die for the Emperor?

>>29800153
No one said anything. Say* on the other hand would be correct.

>>29800153
That's beautiful....

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>>29800153
All i heard was
Glory to Nanotrasen!

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>>29800249
Fun fact that it's based on an irl painting

>>29798782
What the name of that one site where all of the stories are and can i have a link to it.

>>29800453
thats why its beautiful, I can just imagine and chaos worshiper writing the letter to the imperials.

>>29798331
>"Well you see. That's cousin Braeburn's stage name..."

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>>29798782
You can write pretty much any characters personality flawlessly LaP
I love the new story keep doin what you do babe.

>>29800634
.....I feel the need to question why the guy is taped to the ceiling. So, why?

>>29801462
Obviously he didnt have a chair to sit in that was high enough for the table.
Why not?
I would so i wouldnt have to stand at a lan party.

>CMC think they're of age to find a stallion to start a herd with
>Predictably, they choose Anon
>They use pick-up techniques they learned from their sisters (or in Scootaloo's case, from Rainbow Dash)
>Shenanigans occur
>Something something RGRE

>>29802378
I want a herd with the CMC and DT and silver spoon

>>29802398
>"Anon, why are fillies always in or around your house?

>>29802410
Because I bake a delicious homemade batch of brownies everyday and share them with the local townsfoals

>>29802410
>Mares around town can be heard muttering about how lucky the fillies are to have a stallion already.

>>29802410
>"A better question would be, 'why are there fillies in or around my pants?'"

>>29802447
>Anon gains the reputation of a kindly old grandmother despite being only in his early 20s

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Moondancer is the Equestrian equivalent of Christian Weston Chandler. I wouldn't be surprised if she had a 'Need Stallion' sign.

>>29802590
>Is always on the lookout for a "herd-free stallion"
I think she's a step up from Chris-chan. She actually studies something useful and I've yet to see a single home-made necklace around her neck.

Isn't that guy dead now or something? I'm sure someone in his family died.

>>29802576
more like a soccer mom or the local denmother
>>29802590
I have no idea who that is!

>>29802619
>I have no idea who that is!
You lucky bastard. Real talk, Anon: try and keep it that way.

>>29802600
Not him, but I'd definitely know if CWC died. /v/'d have half their catalog filled with threads about it if he did.

Where the fuck is my sharkpone waifu story?

>>29802600
>I'm sure someone in his family died.
His dad died in 2011.

>>29799349
YUSS

>>29800482
It's the closest thing we have to a main archive save for the gdoc in the OP.

http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Category:RGRE

>>29801396
Glimmerfags should be purged. The world would be a far better place without your degeneracy.

>>29799349
Might it be from that artist who draws 'Hestaur' or whatever her name was?

>>29799349
>>29803095
Found her, it's Hester. This artist?

https://derpibooru.org/1121867

>>29803103
Fucking Russians? Again?

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So what do you do when your mare gets too pushy? Do you smack her on the snootle or spritz her with water or what?

>>29803321
I fuck her because im not a faggot

>>29803321
I fuck her because im not a faggot
and because im a goodhusband

>>29803416
>>29803426
>not even orgasm denialing her as punishment
for shame

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>>29803321
>>29803416
>>29803426
>Pin her to the bed.
"You think we're doing this on YOUR terms after you've bugged me so much?"

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>>29803430
>>29803599
oh my

>>29803430
>denialing
What the fuck is that.
Learn english you foreign dog

>>29803621
Full image link for the love of god ill give you a cool meme

>>29803642
i am denialing you your posting privilege

>>29803651
https://derpibooru.org/678042

>>29802699 (checked)
the author is struggling with thoughts of depression and suicide. he said so in the discord.
but don't worry! suffering begets art.

>>29803830
how far gone am i that i can recognize the art style of a cropped explicit image with but a glance?

>>29803928
suffering=character development

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>>29803830
Wew heres the meme i promised lad.
I have more for a genorous man such as you.

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you already know the cause

>>29804253
Cause it is like 4am in the US, which per chance is where most people that frequent this thread live?

>>29804253
They're probably avoiding your autistic screeching.

>>29794860
That wouldn't be weird given how much attention breast cancer is given.
Plus, a large percentage of Gynos are men, so flip it over and you get mares with a free pass to look at so much dick they become desensitized.

>>29790287
>Anon goes full love doctor mode
>He isn't going to stand for this horse-degeneracy and betrayal
>Saves their marriage with help from Cadence and the M6, as well as anyone else the author wants to include
>Wins the heart of his waifu(s) in the process as long as Twilight Velvet isn't his waifu

Daily reminder that monogamists are a stain upon society.

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>>29804583
Maybe you should get a job, then you'd be able to support a stallion.

>>29802590
Moondancer
>Has a degree in magic, actually hasn't cast anything more complex than levitation in years
>Was temporarily kicked out of Celestia's school after casting some weeaboo curse on a councilor
>Spends hours wandering around the local market with a sign looking for a marefriend-free colt
>Currently considers herself a 'janecolt', insists on being called Mandancer
>Got a heavy piercing in her clit, hoping it would stretch out and turn into a penis

>>29804591
Actually this raises an interesting(?) question.
Considering the larger family units that herding would cause would the relative cost of living per person be higher than normal or would it mean that herds are extremely financially secure?

>>29804640
They'd be extremely financially secure.
Think of it like this. Say one person makes $1000 a month. A house costs $500 per month, food is about $200 per month per person, and utilities are another $200 per month.
One person would only have $100 left over per month like that, but if there were two people theyd have $900 left over (1000×2-500-200×2-200) because house costs are fixed, and utilities wouldn't rise that much per extra person, the family unit would have about $700- $800 more per month for each person beyon the first.

>>29804670
That's assuming that the economics aren't adapted to the larger family units allowing for higher pricing on utilities and rent.

>>29804683
That would be unlikely because it would mean a single mare living alone would likely not be able to make ends meet.
And they couldn't make it so if you did herd youd have to pay more for everything because then nobody would herd because it's too expensive.

>>29804683
What you might get is larger homes to accommodate herds, which might be fairly expensive compared to your more normal, monogamous sized home.

>>29803197
They're hacking derpibooru!

>>29804253
That's because it's Australia's turn to keep the thread alive, and Australians are barely human.

>>29804640
Eh. Hay is probably really cheap.

>>29804640
Tax breaks. This encourages mares to find a stallion and herd up, which will increase the chances of a valuable stallion being born.

>>29803103
No, just a friend of a friend, she is working in something else right now but when she is done with that she can start on the minotits

>>29804591
Oh snap. She went there. Bitch actually went there.

>>29804805
I don't know. Based on Ponyville and Appleoosa, Equestria seems to favor wattle and daub and post and beam construction, both of which lend themselves to relatively inexpensive building costs provided you have enough labor. I would imagine that a herd would first buy a lot, then build a dwelling with the help of family and/or the larger community, adding rooms or floors as needed. All you'd need to pay after that would be utilities and taxes.

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>>29805130
Also this fits with the wealthiest ponies having marriages or being monogamous.

Having a stallion all to yourself would be the pony analogue to a guy like Hugh Hefner having a house full of beauties.

Maybe Spoiled is the wealthy one, and Filthy just has his quaint general store because of inheritance.

Maybe Spoiled actually truly loves her stallion, maybe he is the only one that doesn't use her for her funds, and doesn't have any friends to herd with because she doesn't have any like Diamond said.

Maybe Spoiled Milk doesn't have any friends because as she tried to impart on her daughter, poorer friends will use you whether they mean to or not, like that seamstress she always sees at the spa that treats her hippie friend and constantly gives her friends free dresses embroidered with jewlery. Each dress worth hundreds just having her name on it, thousands for each gem.
Maybe Spoiled Milk pities the unicorn because she had friends who she was just as generous to, that nearly cost her everything, and left when the funds ran dry.
Maybe Spoiled Milk had a hard life.

>>29805257
I didn't expect feels via Spoiled Rich/Milk.

>>29805257
Loyalty is overrated.
Just look at the element representing it.
Absolute trash.
Greed is good.
Gold is God.

>>29805408
Hi LaP

>>29805408
>whole post about Spoiled Rich and smatterings of Rarity
>RAINBOW TRASH
Hi LaP, got another chapter so soon?

>>29805408
DCSS is a subpar game.

>>29805440
IVAN > DCSS

>>29805408
>>29805433
>>29805439
I'll bet he doesn't even want to cum inside.

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>>29805505
what a plebeian

>>29799349
Question, what poses and situations do you guys want the minotits to be in for there pics?

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>>29803621
>human shoulders
>short neck
>too anthro-like

>>29805915
>he says, posting a nasty slut

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>>29805946
At least she looks more like a pony.

>>29805946
Your mom's a nasty slut

>>29805973
I want to eat her out under her desk while she's working on her sewing machine.

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>>29805973
Yeah, the pony version of a whore!

>>29805999
Ew, you'll probably get herpes all over your face.

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>>29805915
How does this make you feel?

>>29806004
Fuck you mate she's pure

>>29805946
>>29806002
>>29806004
Nice meme

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>>29806015
She has a prostitution cutie mark

>>29806051
Really? Which one of these https://www.google.com/search?q=symbol+for+prostitution&tbm=isch is her cutie mark?

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>>29805488
Valpurus approves this post.

>>29805858
Well the milk made one whatever her name is should be bent over placing some milk jugs on a doorstep, her tits almost falling out of her low cut uniform

>>29806114
What's the matter, anon? You a little butt blasted because your waifu's taken literal miles of cock? Face it, she was never pure.

>>29806469
fug

>>29806543
This is not RGRE though. If Rarity actually took miles of cock she would be seen as a player, a smooth operator, someone who's highly desired. She would incur a lot more social stigma if she was actually a virgin and saving herself for her special somepony

>>29806572
That would be as if a guy gargled every pussy he came across.
All of them. Every time. No matter what.
It doesn't come across as so positive there.

>>29806604
Two can play at this meme
Twilight is a sperg
Pinkie is a psycho
Flutters is a beta numare
Dash is a nasty cunt
You say my waifu is shit?
I say YOUR waifu is shit

>>29806643
My waifu is a megalomaniacal Queen that consumes love.
LITERALLY PERFECT

Boys, stop fighting. BOTH of your waifus are shit.

>>29806649
Except that time she got her ass kicked by a former communist

>>29805858
Well the smart crafty one should be in her skin tight rubber sute she used in the bull in a china shop competition
Don't know what pose tho

>>29806787
Definitely struggling to put it on

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>Celestia serves as the stern-but-fair mother figure to Equestria
>If only she had a stallion to act as a kind, nurturing father figure

Jesus the thread is dead. Did /mlpol/ really kill the board this much?

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>>29805257
They call her Spoiled Rich because she keeps a stallion any mare would die for all to herself.

>>29807368
The thread is what you make it, Anon.

>>29807368
No, like several people have pointed it out, the Discord chat has all the writers too lazy to do anything. mlpol has officially died a few days ago, Moot didn't feel like keeping it up any longer I guess. If your just noticing the problem now, congratulations on figuring out how far up shits creek we are.
>>29807377
Nonsensical comments with nice dubs check.

>>29807368
The fuck are you talking about? The board itself has been this slow for a while now, it's the fucking hiatus.

>>29807385
>>29807383
>>29807377
This has been the slowest these threads have been in weeks.

>>29807383
>Blaming discord
>Moot
>Not hiroshimoot
Get the fuck out you ignorant fuck

>>29807385
no, this thread used to be the fastest thread on the board. The hiatus did nothing to this general

>>29807360
>tfw you will never have an entire nation of your little ponies call you daddy.

>>29807396
Hu-fucking-ra, you fuckers figured out we were right in calling out the chat. Too late now dumbasses.
>>29807391
Thought I typed out gookmoot, key stroke didn't register. My bad.

>>29807411
Oh quit your fucking bitching already.

>>29807396
Except for the fact the most active writefags just dumped all their green at once. Ever think that might be why it's so slow right now?

>>29807411
>No new writefags
>This is somehow the fault of people who haven't been in the thread in over 4 months
Jesus, you're dumb.

>>29807456
No, shut up. It's the discord chat. The discord chat is behind all the world's woes. That was sarcasm.

What can we do to encourage more people to write?

>>29807456
i didnt deny that all the writefags have ditched the thread retard, I just said that this thread used to be the fastest one on this whole fucking board.

literally nowhere in my post did i mention why i thought the board was slow now you fucking silly git

>>29807502
several times i thought about writing for this thread but seeing as everyone in this thread wants LaP's dick down their throat, if i come in and write a RD centred story its not welcome here.

>>29807523
Dude whenever LaP posts something anti-RD there are always a bunch of people who ask him what it feels like being wrong.

>>29807507
The thread is fine too you little shit.

>>29807523
I can't deny that a number of people do semi-worship the regulars, but you're nuts if you think there's gonna be backlash for a character.
Now, if it turns out your writing is shit (genuinely bad, not "needs some work"), yes you will be torched.

>>29807542
>>29807563
This, hell we even had a nice short of birdhorse herds.

There have been a number of people in other threads who mentioned they decided not to write anything in RGRE because they kept on wondering if it would set off Sir "DISCORD IS FUCKING SATAN, GUYS" and derail the thread for ~40 posts.

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>>29807652
I need more birdherds.

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>>29807692
w-welp...

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>>29807692
>Not posting because of one autist
>Being so new you egg on shitposters

Come on guys, I know you're better than this.

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>>29807692
if they're that fanny flustered about some shrieking autist they are on the wrong website and in the wrong fandom

>One shrieking retard in the room
>Nobody wants to be in the room with the shrieking retard
>This is somehow not the shrieking retard's fault

>>29807692
Why would they think that if they didn't use the cancer to begin with? That's retarded.

>>29807723
It is infinitely easier to ignore the retard if he's shrieking in text, though.

>>29807715
So? People write because it's fun, and walking on eggshells in this thread isn't fun.

>>29807741
>Walking on eggshells.
How hard is it to ignore one retard? To not give them any attention?

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>>29807741
>walking on eggshells
>on this a Siberian snow shoveling forum
>in the year of our lord 2017
I'm just gonna call you a faggot and convey through you to those "writers" they need to stop being pussies. This ain't a goddamn hug box you twats. Write or don't write, but do not come here and passively aggressively whine about your feelings being hurt because some drooling autist spams mean things on a fucking forum about a girls toy commercial.

>>29807746
Especially when the guy isn't even complaining about them. Its completely irrelevant.

>>29807746
Apparently pretty hard, if you look at our history for ending threads in enormous shitstorms.

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Good autism gals. Keep it up!
Now give me a prompt to do before bed.

>>29807763
>give me a prompt
Look at almost the entire thread. We've got nothing but prompts.

>>29807763

>>29804591
>>29805257
>>29807371
Write her story.

>>29807763
Dats a cute flutter, hmmm. Fluttershy is secretly a badass adventurer in her free time, she meets Anon while out on a trip with Treehugger to mess with the manticores.

>>29807763
>Anon halfassedly teaches butterstutter how to dragon shout from his weed hazed time playing skyrim
>she tries it
>actually works
>something something RGRE

>>29807763
Turns out living solo doesn't really happen that often both due to the social nature of ponies and the higher cost of living caused by herds having more disposable income.
Anon is not pleased by this revelation.

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>>29807763
Fluttershy fending off timberwolves from hurting her hubby

>>29807760
Yeah man I know. It's a bunch of gay-ass shit but that's what's going down.

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>People avoid threads full of autistic REEEEEEEing
oh my goodness who would have thought

>>29807760
>You aren't supposed to enjoy writing in a thread, you should view it as a chore to be done.
Yeah, I can see this attitude is working, look at all the writers we have.
Maybe the problem isn't the writers?
Maybe?

>>29807819
Reeeing that doesn't even involve them, that isn't just being a little bitch, that's being a dumb bitch.
>>29807835
The writers that ditch the thread and fuck around in the chat are called out because we know they are there, thinking it is something else is retarded. Oh well, if they are so afraid of being yelled at even a little bit then they wouldn't last long either.

>>29807368
No because mlpol is dead too. Trying to post there come up with an error message that the sites under maintinence

>>29807843
>It's never my fault: the post

>>29807851
It isn't numbnuts, blaming me for other peoples stupidity does nothing. Keep on implying.

>>29807858
holy shit anon I'm half convinced you're a plant from another general here to destroy this one from within in some autistic invasion to claim writefag resources.

>>29807858
Oh, no, of course not. We've got you, who blames everything from a slow thread to his own broken shoelaces on the discord chat and those retards who sperg out when someone posts anything even vaguely related to a fetish. Half the time a thread ends, it's after an enormous shitstorm where people argue about what type of content shouldn't be allowed to be posted in the thread. Well golly gee gosh, Anon, with such a welcoming environment I have no idea why nobody fucking likes writing in here.

>>29807858
No one gives a shit about your opinions on Discord unless he happens to be the most whimsical stallion to ever live.

Now shut the fuck up and post about ponies.

>>29806572
>>She would incur a lot more social stigma if she was actually a virgin and saving herself for her special somepony

>Virgin mares are seen as old fashioned losers
>All the Mane 6 are

>Twilight is from the nobility where tradition is queen.
>Applejack, like all good country folk, is also big on tradition, she's waiting to find her a good reliable honest stallion.
>Even the Pinkie the Party Pony can't shake her amish pone upbringing.
>Rarity is a hopeless romantic
>Rainbow Dash is too, though she's loathe to admit it.
>Fluttershy, despite her supermodel looks, is about as unmarely as a mare can possible be while still being straight

>>29807889
>>29807873
>Bitching about something else=bitching to scared newfags
Nice implying dumbass, I am at least consistent, if they join the Discord and quit writing like the rest of the faggots in there, that's their fault, not mine. I have no reason whatsoever to say shit to the ones that don't use and actually write for the thread. Where do you get off blaming me for that you dumb fucks? And the fetish shit doesn't even involve me, I was asleep when that shitposting came up, so don't try to pin that unrelated shit on me either.

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>its another "anon reees at the discord chat" episode

i guess ill come back tommorow.

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>>29808000
Checked. Also done, by the way. Have a pone to calm the other idiots tits.

>>29807921
>I-it's their fault for not being strong enough to accept my statements, guys!
Do you actually think you are helping?
Actually just step back and think how you could be helping, considering people are actively saying to stop that shit and your response is 'They should have thicker skins, I'm not responsible for the result of my actions, they are.'
Stop and think rather than replying with another 'NO U'

>>29808055
the dubs of truth.

>>29808055
>Stop and think rather than replying with another 'NO U'
He's gonna reply with another "NO U". I'll bet you 50 bucks.

>>29808000
Nice trips
The thing is, we have no idea what's going on in the discor or if they're even writing or sharing ideas, because they post back here so rarely now. It's like the boogeyman seducing writefags into his lotus eater island of sexist ponies

>Be Anon in the kitchen.
>You're out of food.
>You need to go get some food.
>So you go to the shops.
>The shops seem a bit strange today.
>None of the products you usually buy are here.
>Also everyone around you is actually some sort of horse.
>One of the horses is sniffing at your crotch.
>You come to a realisation.
>Damnit this isn't the shops.
>This is those stables they have down at the garbage transfer place.
>You go back to your car and try going to the shops again.
>You're pretty sure this is the right location this time.
>You buy your food and drive home.
>The horse that was sniffing you earlier is in your driveway.
>You honk your horn to scare it off, but it just runs into your backyard.
>You'll have to deal with that at some point, but now you've got groceries to put away.
>You grab as many bags as you can hold and take them inside.
>You dump the bags on the table and go back to get more.
>You repeat the moving of groceries from your car into your house.
>After more boring moving of things from one place to another you have them all inside.
>Now that you have food, you can have lunch.
>You begin making lunch.
>It's just a few simple sandwiches, because fuck effort.
>You've just finished making the last one and are about to go eat them when everything goes blue.
>When the blue stops you see that you are no longer in your house, but instead are in a different house.
>This is very unexpected.
>Also unexpected are the oddly coloured horses who are also in the room with you.
>One of them is eyeing your sandwiches.
"Don't you get any ideas, these are my goddamn sandwiches."
>You protectively hold your food close to you with one hand while using the other to make shooing motions at the horses to ward them off.
>"Well it did summon sandwiches, even if it also brought the colt who made them. Here's your twenty bits."
>"Booyah, bits, snacks, and a bonus exotic stallion. Best spell ever."

>>29808055
Your saying that shit like I yell at new writefags before they get taken by the chat...do you actually read what I said or are you just fishing for (you)s at this point for being illiterate?
>>29808094
Huh, its a random durnk, haven't seen you around for awhile.

>>29808080
Fair point. Then again, even if a writefag from the chat came in and straight up posted screenshots of the chat, I don't think the discord guy would believe a word of it. He seems to be under the impression that the writefags are forced to join instead of them accepting an invitation. All he's doing is running his mouth and making things worse.

>>29808102
>Doesn't address anything asked
>immediately resorts to petty insults
I'm calling it right now guys. He has to be a really really dedicated troll or a shitposter or something. The way he avoid addressing anything that whoever he's responding so says has to be deliberate.

>>29808068
Bam, called it.

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You know the sad things is discord man actually thinks he's helping

>>29808119
>making things worse
>implying me yelling at someone that deserves it discourages other people by proxy
So are you just another shitposter trying to kill the thread by encouraging objectively incorrect points, or are you jumping on the bandwagon of random faggots
>>29808128
I am trying to help, here's how you daft bastard, if the writefags in the chat that don't write come out and admit they wont be writing, which they aren't doing right now anyways so it doesn't matter, then it just turns into a random chatroom of fucks with names, and are easy to ignore. But these are writefags, that say their writing, don't post shit, then screw around, we know they are there fucking around, so why is this so hard for you to understand. Being a forgiving bitch to some fuckers that wont do anything anyways, then mistake that with some random faggots that "say" they would write as if I would yell at them, you actually believe I would yell at new writefags for providing content. I am more consistent than you, I haven't done shit to writefags that actually write, so where are you getting the fucking idea that its my fault. It hasn't happened, it wont happen, and complaining to me about it doesn't change shit anyways.
>>29808136
being right when a bunch of shitposters support the loss of content, well you are right on that front.
>>29808148
And your doing something? Shut the fuck up.

>>29808166
>thread-killer accusing other people of thread-killing
fucking kek

>>29808178
>implying someone doing something unrelated
You hear yourself right now? This is what your saying is happening.

>>29808166
>>implying me yelling at someone that deserves it discourages other people by proxy
Nobody wants to be in a room with a screeching retard, you screeching retard.

>that say their writing, don't post shit, then screw around
Link me a post where a writefag from the chat (who doesn't already regularly post like LAP and anal) have said that they'll post and then never post. Writefags like frosty, bnw, sleepy, comfy, who the fuck ever, haven't said a single word in months and months. Are you so stupid that you can't see that as a sign that they aren't going to post any more?
>easy to ignore
They haven't posted a single fucking thing in forever! You're the only poster in this thread who brings them up! They would have been completely forgotten by now if you didn't keep talking about them all the time.

>>29808166
>They might be faggots so I'll call them faggots just in case.
Slapping someone down because they might be seeking attention doesn't help put people in the mood to write.
Again, your post shows you need to consider the remote possibility you might be going about this the wrong way.
At the least, consider a new angle.

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You're all dumb, post pone or go to bed.

>>29808230
>>consider the remote possibility you might be going about this the wrong way.
>constantly shouting about writefags
>calls people he scares off pussies who can't handle the bantz
>responds to every post saying something against him with "fuck you I'm right"
nah man, he's not gonna reconsider shit

>>29808241
I'd be cool if a mod just came in and banned everyone arguing about stupid shit. It keeps happening and they never learn.

>>29808230
Getting rid of the chat is the best angle to do this, past that I will keep doing oneshot prompts like I have been doing in-between pointing out idiots that defend a worthless chat are stupid. Speaking of
>>29808241
>Fluttershy is in the market square with Anon one day
>She sees some bitch mares from her early school days
>Gets the great idea to kiss her husbando in front of them
>Anon starts to get into it out of surprise she is being so aggressive before they get home
>BTFO the mares looking on in jealousy
>>29808258
Your right, there is one thing I keep forgetting to rephrase, seeing as the faggots in the chat don't write anymore, their just namefags, ergo I will henceforth only yell at the dumb namefags in the chat that do nothing until they quit messing around in there and get back to writing. >>29808230
If they write in thread then I don't complain about them, you fucking idiots keep implying I do for some odd reason.
>>29808282
Also speaking of implying
>Mods doing anything unless /trash/ tier shit is involved.
That's funny.

>>29808282
It would be cool if that had happened a year ago. What's the point doing that now? The damage has already been done and nobody's learned a thing.

>>29808307
yup, the mistakes were made, and no one is willing to stop it. It was good while it lasted boyohs.

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>>29807835
Okay passive aggressive faggot, what is the problem? Articulate the issues and lets going over them. Put up or shut up and piss off with your concern trolling already.

>>29808300
What namefags? When was the last time Frostybox posted so much as a "sup" under his name? Or shukaku or comfy or snippet? None of them post, Anon. None of them. You're complaining about things that don't happen.

>>29808320
My only regret is that I cannot find the server this thread is hosted on and give it a proper Viking funeral.

>>29808340
I still like the thread, idiotic newfags notwithstanding, just kill one important problem and then its golden.

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>>29808335
this. Nobody talks about the old guys except for him

>>29808353
What, get rid of the one thing that makes discord man angry and he'll finally stop whining? That would improve the thread, I'll give you that.

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>>29807692
>Sir "DISCORD IS FUCKING SATAN, GUYS" has been set off
>thread has been derailed for ~40 posts
my fucking sides you guys it actually happened

>>29808356
because they admit to quitting already. Talking to the ether about them does about as much as trying to talk to allah.
>>29808365
And forcibly drag what little content we have back to the thread again. Though if people are still to afraid of writing here when people are arguing about shit other than them, I shudder at the thought of some newfag/writefag with a host of spelling errors coming here. Poor bastard would be ripped to pieces.
>>29808380
Than stop talking about it dumbass, especially if it means implying its a good thing.

can the discord-fag please get a name or tip so we can filter them?

thank you

>>29808386
...why did you rewrite the sentence a little bit just to say the same thing twice?

>>29808405
I was worried that the discord guy would think I was laughing at the post itself when I was actually bringing attention to how what the post said was happening now.

>>29808390
>And forcibly drag what little content we have back to the thread again.
Implying the writefags want to come back. You're acting like the chat is physically holding them back. If they don't post (which they haven't) then that means that they don't want to write (which they don't).

There are some writers here, but there would be a lot more if Sir Discord Guy didn't run people off.
Even 'weak' writers would be nice to have as an addition.