Dazzling Thread #236

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You can't stop best Dazzle from being first.

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Gotta love the fish pussy.

>>29778053
Curses my plan backfired

>>29778101
I was wondering what happened to the last thread.

>>29778119
Actually it's because I forgot to put the subject line. Haven't made a thread since they were double digits.

>>29778144
Understandable.

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>>29778024
Always for the best girls.

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>>29778024
nth for POOF

>>29778024
THICC

>>29778024
>>29779182
Sonata's thighs are a bit TOO thick I think. No woman in real life could have thighs like that without them being too saggy and full of cellulite.

http://i.imgur.com/hLZfomf.png
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Enjoy

>>29772972
http://i.imgur.com/z8UhUq4.png
Enjoy

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>>29779329
I refuse to be cucked by a Neopet

>>29778024
T H I C C

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>>29779323
very nice enjoyfig

>>29779346
That's some decent improvement. Belt looks pretty loose though.

>>29779273
Good thing she's not real then.

http://i.imgur.com/9O5ZNYl.gif
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Enjoy

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>>29778024
hot damn

can we come back now

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>>29780065
Welcome back fellow Dazzlefags. Thankfully 4chan saved the board's progress.

>>29780065
>>29780102

It's funny, I saw it up earlier for a moment, and then it went back. It was nice while it lasted I guess? Wish I could have seen the threads.

>>29780305
The board is still up right now, it's just unlisted. You missed the best stuff, but it's worth going to check out whatever is left.

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>>29780337

Huh.. Thanks.

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>>29780469

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>>29780506

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>>29780515

>>29779333
http://i.imgur.com/F4F7ehN.png
Enjoy

>>29780565
What is with all the LOL WUT I'm seeing all of a sudden

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>>29778024
>Sonata's the flat one
You know what, I'll allow it.

>>29780777
Can't argue those numbers

>>29778024
Your characters have silly names.
Ponypill me on the three, preferably the blue one. Air head, was it?

>>29780582
Deviantart did a thing today for it.

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>>29780929
Bluey is Sonata. She's definitely a ditz and will say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Though secretly she's the real brains behind the trio stealthly pushing the pieces together in their favor. She has an affinity for folded tortillas filled with meat. We assume this is another one of her ploys disguised as playful innuendo.

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Thank god it's back. i missed my fish humans

>>29781009
>fish
Fish?

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>>29781046
In ponyland they're fishy monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwt-9ONdvZA

>>29781082
DEEPEST
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>>29780929

Aria Blaze. Her surname reflects her temper. Her name has to do with music.

Sonata Dusk. Her surname reflects her naive nature (dim witted, in the dark). Her name has to do with lyrics.

Adagio Dazzle. The leader. Her surname reflects her good looks and personality. Her name (a tempo marking) has to do with dictating flow and coordination.

Together they are music, lyrics and zazz. Three key components of a modern music group.
They are a lot like evil Powerpuff Girls.

>>29780764
kek

Does anyone have that picture that says "Adagio Dazzle: First in command. Aria Blaze: Second in command. Sonata Dusk: A husky"?

>>29780102
>>29780305

What are you two on about? What was lost? I thought everything was paused during maintainence.

>>29779836
Hey, look, it's finally done.

>>29780764
>fat.jpg
>not diet.jpg

>>29781419
Nothing is lost.
>>>/mlpol/

>>29780929
Look at this /pol/ nigga comin' up in here. Watch the show, my friend. It's good stuff.

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>>29781378
>Evil Powerpuff Girls
Like the Powerpunk Girls from issue 50 of the DC comic series.

>>29781378
>Her name (a tempo marking) has to do with dictating flow and coordination.
>dictating
Is that just your diction or are the writers more clever than I thought? because this seems almost as good as "blindsided by the beat"

>>29781454
or the RRB

>>29781458
Brother!

>>29781456
From wiki:
>>Adagio, a tempo marking, indicating that music is to be played slowly, or a composition intended to be played in this manner

>>29781419

>>29781456

Makes sense to me. What's this about blindsided by the beat?

>>29781550

That's the one. Thanks.

>>29781661
>What's this about blindsided by the beat?

pol pls leave

>>29781749

No numpty, I know it's a passage from the holy psalms. What I meant was is it a shout out or something?

>>29781821
Prolly just lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw3vWWu2_CM

It's time for w-w--w-w-w-w---w-w-w-w-write.

>>29782501

Whatcha writing?

>>29778024

>Plus-sized models Adagio, Aria and Sonata have refused so far to comment on the allegations that they had their photos shopped in order to remove cellulite.

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>>29783229

>>29778024
chafing edition

>>29783229

And then Anon had to go to the doctor to get a Tetanus shot.

"I`m amazed, son. Thirty years in the practice, and i`ve never seen someone have their hand mauled like that."

"It was worth it, doc. I made her sisters take a picture. Now, do you know a good proctologist so i can get my camera back?"

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I want to have game night with the Dazzlings

>>29783386

Meh. I'd rather have a cuddlefuck night with them. You can have a game night with neckbeards but you wouldn't want to cuddlefuck them. Why do with girls what you can do with fat unwashed manchildren?

>>29783229
Anybody got some comfy/lewd AnonxAdagio stories?

>>29781836
>>29781821
>>29781749
>>29781661
I'm really upset that I can't find the post explaining it. Basically, the lyrics to "welcome to the show" are genius because the first few lines are secretly literally describing the song itself. "blindsided by the beat" is said while the underlying drums(?) are impossible to predict musically, or something.

>>29783743
I messed up. The song is Under our Spell.

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Sonata got a phat ass

>>29784421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEgwxGWgiIg

>>29783843

Today isn't your day.

>>29784421

Reminds me of a webm that I can't upload right now.

>tfw /fit/ ruined chubby girls for me

>>29783718

There is one where Adagio is breastfeeding anon.

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>have a dazzling dream last night
>its some weird late night campfire scenario
>the dazzlings along with other white noise people that were just there as dream filler
>I prefer Aria and Adagio to Sonata
>Aria and Adagio are just sitting on a log by each other, seem really uninterested in me, I don't approach them even though in the dream I was have self-loathing internal monologues about how I should stop being a pussy and go talk to Adagio
>Sonata eventually has to leave but when she does she walks up to me and gives me a tight hug and a kiss on the cheek and says "Seeya later anon"
>wake up depressed, not only that none of that was real, but that I am a beta bitch even in my dreams

What does it mean?

I-I might have to be a Sonatafag now, so conflicted, that hug was comfy as fuck

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>>29744344

There's a disturbing lack of greentext in this edition. Let us fix that.

>”I got the LSAT.”
>Trixie protests
>”Trixie needs the LSAT more than you do.”
>you spend the first 3 rounds showing her where everything is
>all the while Aria and Trixie farm up points for the LSAT
>they each get enough and sprint towards the stairs
>you look up and see both of their characters bump into each other
>they both fall down
>”Don’t get in Trixie’s way when she’s getting her guns, douche bag!!!”
>”It’s not like it would help you still will down after round 7.”
>Trixie proceeds to shove a middle finger in Aria’s face
>Aria shoves her into the arm rest of the couch
>they both regain their bearings and continue the game
>Aria inquires
>”Have you two tuned on power?”
“Yeah, we also have jug and the gunsmith open.”
>”Has vulture aid been accessed? Trixie needs it for the Easter egg.”
“Not yet, we still need to find booze.”
>you all play around mowing down endless hordes of the undead
>you make it to round 7 and the pizza comes
>puff ball and your girlfriend come in and announce their selves
>”Pizza’s arrived!”
“Hey Adagio”
>”Hi Anon.”
>Sonata and Adagio get set the pizza down with the alcohol and get paper plates out
>they finish and Sonata comes over to the couch you, Aria, Sunset, Trixie were are on
>even though the couch was almost out of ass room with four people on it already, Sonata shimmies her plump, and well-endowed butt between you and Sunset
>you and Sunset jostle around to make room for her
>at one moment she practically sits on you

>>29784979

someone post more sonata, I need more sonata

>>29785059

>you’re surprised how plush her hips and ass are
>you knew they were plump, but you’ve never had that kind of confirmation before
>you revel at the feeling for a second while you move over adjusting for Sonata and then get comfortable on the couch
>in that moment of concentration lapse, you down
“Dammit.”
>Sunset downs a couple seconds later
>”Fuckin A!”
>”Both of you faggots are down?”
>you confirm purplecunt’s jeer
”Yeah I’m up by speed cola”
>”I’m…. I have no idea where I am.”
>Sunset buries her face in a hand
>Aria and Trixie laugh
>you look at her screen
“You’re in the bar”
>Aria revives you and you sprint over to revive Sunset
>you reach her with barely any time left before bleeding out
>”Thanks”
>you head back to the outdoor area where Leeroy’s cell and jug is
>at least you had enough to buy it again
>now you have to start over saving up for speed cola
>”Trixie has accessed vulture aid.”
>and vulture aid
>fuck dude it’ll take three or four rounds to get those
>thankfully enough you got the HAMR from the box
>hammer time motherfuckers
>that, the LSAT and the RPD are your favorite machine guns in the game
>you also had the M1216
>top tier zombie shredding combo
>time passes and you all are now on round 19
>you’re all about to go through the haunted house to find the pack-a-punch machine
>can’t wait

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>>29785107

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>>29785107

>>29779451

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEgwxGWgiIg

>>29784979
I feel like if the dazzling were real. sonata would be the most approachable and Friendly. That's why she is the true blue waifu

>>29785478

that's probably accurate, but does that make her better?

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Gonna drop this here quickly before Wrestlemania. Time for some Mistakes for Sunday.

>The hand of Kozmic, grasped by your fingers, feels so small and listless.
>She won’t be squeezing you back.
>Heck, most likely she’ll never again move a muscle.
>Instead she just stays there, sitting in that wheelchair, clouded eyes staring into the sky.
>Gone is the perky girl who always kept your band going with her encouragement.
>If your girlfriend had been the sun, then Kozmic had been the moon.
>A pale reflection of such warmth, yes, but shining when it was most needed.
>A hidden light known only by the few.
>Ironic, as that is true for most drummers.
>They are always there, in the background, but rarely do people notice them.
>How fitting of Kozmic, the one who shied away from the spotlight that the rest of you gladly ran into.
>You yourself, especially.
>You were always hogging it.
>A fact that you feel ashamed of, even to this day.
>Trying your best to hide the pain in your chest, you take a look a good look at Kozmic.
>Something lodges in your throat.
>Her limp right hand is wrapped around something you recognize immediately.
>A harmonica, steel glinted with color of aquamarine.
>The ‘A.’ carved into it is a dead giveaway.
>It’s your old harmonica.
>Why… why does she have it?
>How?
>You thought you left it buried with your other things back at home.
>You’re chilled to your bones.
>The pale grass, withered away in the face of the coming winter, feels cold underneath your feet.
>Somehow, the whole world around you is so far away. You can almost hear the echoes of your breath.
>Light vapor in the air.
>A nipping wind in your ears.
>And the crunching footfalls of Mr. Blues as he approaches the lot of you.
>”That’s your harmonica, isn’t it, kid?”
>His voice is clear as the air.
>You nod.
“... Yes, sir.”
>To your surprise, a dry chuckle escapes from his lips.

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>>29785733

>You take a moment to compose yourself, before speaking again.
”Why does she have it?”
>The girls that have gathered around you give space for the both of you.
>Only their eyes follow the conversation going on.
>”After what happened, I went to your house, you know. Thought I’d get some answers. You were gone though. It was just an empty trailer filled with things left behind.”
>Mr. Blues nods towards the instrument.
>”That was one of them. I almost left it behind, but… then I remembered something my daughter had said to me, once.”
>You turn your gaze back to Kozmic,
>To her form that will never again rise from that wheelchair.
“What was it?”
>His stern gaze is now completely focused on you.
>”She spoke of you and that harmonica. Of how you used to sit atop the old water tower, harmonica on your lips and cigarette in your hands. To her, it was an inspiring sight, a striking image of you against the deep blue Kansas sky. I think she even once said it was… what a hero would look like.”
>You feel the sting of irony.
>You?
>A hero?
>You were a man who was on his way to become a villain wholly by his own choice, for reasons you couldn’t even tell your friends.
>Just when had you been anything close to a hero?
>Just smoking or playing a harmonica does not a hero make.
>”I suppose that’s why she always felt the need to keep you walking the line. She didn’t want to tarnish that image she had of you.”
>You fall into silence, squatting down to the grass.
>Your hand still keeps holding onto hers, fingers intertwined.
>Images of the past, fuzzy and full of static, yet with emotions behind them, keep pounding your mind.
>And despite what you expected, you feel a small smile appear on your lips.
>”... Roadie?”
>Aria walks up to you, looking worried.
>You shake your head at her, and laugh.
>It’s not a happy sound… but it isn’t a sad one either.

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>>29785748

“I guess that explains why she was always shouting at me whenever I did something stupid. She’d get up my grill about everything, and refused to relent. Like a Jiminy Cricket to my Pinocchio.”
>Aria glances at Kozmic, and then back at you.
>She bites her lip hesitantly, but eventually asks the question you can see in her eyes.
>”Roadie? Did… did Kozmic Blues lo-”
>She never gets to finish her words, as Mr. Blues cuts her off with his deep rumblings.
>”She had some choice words about your girlfriend too, you know.”
>You look up at him, and see mixed emotions in his face. Pride and bitterness, waxing and waning.
>”She never complained when you were around, but when she was alone, or with us… she’d go on about how your girlfriend was always getting in her way. Always being better than her. Always shining brighter than she did.”
>You feel a sigh leave your lips.
>You squeeze Kozmic’s hand a little tighter.
>It is way too late now… but perhaps you’re beginning to understand.
>Understand that things were never that simple, even back then.
“No matter how hard the moon shines, she will never be noticed as long as the sun exists… right? Just a pale reflection, under which us people slumber.”
>To your surprise, Aria nods in understanding.
>It’s almost as if she’s recounting something very old in her head, seeing the shades of it repeating.
>”It’s not that uncommon, Roadie. After all… I’ve seen it happen as well. How the moon can never win against something as brilliant as the sun.”
>It’s clear she’s talking of something that happened long ago.
>And you have no way of knowing what she speaks of.
>And yet… something in your chest stirs.
>As if emotions in the corner of your heart reacted to that.
>Perhaps, in another life, you had heard of this. But now… it’s just an allegory to what happened.

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>>29785755

“I guess…”
>You try to stop the wavering of your voice, or the shaking of your shoulders, but do a miserable job at it.
>Thus you have to pretend.
>Pretending is something you’ve always been good in.
“I guess there were many things that were left unsaid. Things that we should have spoken about.”
>You hide your emotions under a facade of a try-hard grin, failing to appear even slightly calm.
>But, you can’t help it.
>Not at the moment.
>Unlike with Crystal, Kozmic can never voice her grievances about you.
>She’s forced to stay there, unaware of the world around you.
>Unaware of the fact that you’re there right now, and she could tell you off as much as she liked.
>Unaware that you’d prefer to be hated by her to being ignored.
>Back then, you never realized how much she apparently thought about you.
>You had always taken her for granted.
>From the childhood, she had been with you. You had gotten used to Kozmic following you just two steps behind.
>And now that she can no longer go where you will, you realize just how much she meant to you.
>”Oh, how mysterious!”
>Trixie’s voice draws you from your thought, and your head snaps towards her.
>The blue-hued girl has an awfully fake-looking astonishment written on her face.
>”The Great and Powerful Trixie has suddenly gone completely deaf, along with everyone else! How strange. Trixie supposes that if someone would confess anything right now, she’d have no way of knowing about it. How vexing!”
>To your utter bafflement, the rest of the girls agree with it, acting like they were unable to hear anything.
>Even Mr. Blues gets in on it, giving you an encouraging nod.
>Aria’s hand pats you on the shoulder, telling you to say what needs to be said.
>... Goddammit.
>You really hated this.
>You hated how these teenagers, these girls, these… friends of yours made it impossible for you to hate them.
>How one of them always knew what to say.

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>>29785772

>... And speaking of, you also know what you’re supposed to say now.
“Well, if that’s the case… Kozmic? There’s something I need to tell you.”
>You squeeze her hand slightly, bringing your face closer to hers.
“Honestly, only now do I realize how much you’ve done for me. You were with me from the very beginning, following me to every brainless scheme I cooked up. Hell, you even signed up to the band I started even though you didn’t know a lick about playing rock.”
>Your eyes no longer see the snowless winter garden and the girl in the wheelchair.
>You cast your mind into the memories.
>Of running around the downtown with Kozmic.
>Of wiping away her tears whenever you got into fights.
>Of taking shelter from the rain and spending hours chatting about what you wanted from the future.
“But honestly, I was an ass. I only thought of myself, and I took things most important to me for granted. I was thoughtless and selfish and… and a completely idiot. You all paid the price for my stupidity, and that’s something I can never live down.”
>Of consoling you when you had your first big fight with your girlfriend.
>Of helping you patch things up and then throwing you a big party to celebrate you two getting back together.
>Of straining a smile when the both of you thanked her.
“I can’t ever pay back for everything that you did for me. No matter how much I want, that chance is gone now. Kozmic… the asshole I was could have never made you happy the way you probably wanted. And the man I’m now… the one who could… will never be able to.”
>Of trying to talk you out of driving back to Independence while drunk off your mind.
>Of agreeing with your plan because you told her to trust you.
>Of staring at you from the flaming wreckage of your car, confusion clear in her eyes.
“So… I’m sorry, Kozmic. I’m so sorry.”

>>29784421
I want to breed Sonata.

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>>29785780

>”You really have changed, Anonymous.”
>A terrible chill runs down your body.
>Color drains from your face, and your eyes shoot up to look at the girl in the wheelchair.
>For a moment, you were sure you heard her voice.
>But as you look, you realize that was not the case.
>Silently, so silently that you never heard her move, Trixie had made her way to Kozmic.
>Now the magician stands there, hands on your former friend’s shoulders.
>At first, you have no idea what she’s doing.
>You’re even ready to yell at her.
>But then you realize Trixie’s eyes have rolled to the back of her head.
>There’s a small glow where her hands meet Kozmic’s shoulders.
>Her mouth is open… but she’s speaking in a way that Trixie never would.
>Instead, that intonation and slight accent… it sounds so much like the girl sitting there, clouded eyes staring into the sky.
>Is this a trick?
>Or is this real?
>You knew that Starlight had said Trixie had latent gifts when it came to the occult, but you also knew she knew stage magic.
>So was she just faking it, or was this…?
>”You know, you were always a huge jerk. Like, a colossal one. But looking you there, kneeling in front of me… you’ve really come a long way, huh? The Anonymous I knew would’ve never done that.”
>Trixie continues to speak, but it’s getting harder and harder to think of it as her.
>Instead of looking at the blue-hued girl, you turn your gaze upon Kozmic.
>”But the thing is, Anonymous, I’m not angry at you. You lived how your heart told you to, as did we. Nobody forced me into that car. So stop beating yourself over it. You weren’t that charming you know?”
>Trixie… or at least her body, chuckles.
>”I barely recognize you anymore, Anonymous. I suppose you finally figured out that just like how your friends need you, you also need your friends. That’s good. So, there’s another thing you should figure out, too.”

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>>29785793

>Hah.
>She was always like that. It was an odd way of talking.
>Like she was both looking down on you, and trying to give you advice.
>A younger sister masquerading as an older one.
“... What’s that?”
>And yet, even if you hated her tone of voice, you listened to it every time.
>Because deep down, you knew she had only your best interest in mind.
>Kozmic always took care of you when nobody else did.
>”Stop clinging to the past. Or getting burdened by it. You can keep us in your memories, but don’t let that stop you from doing what needs to be done. Just looking at you, it’s clear there’s a ton of other people you should focus on.”
>You twitch, ever so slightly.
>”Or promises you should be keeping instead of slaving over what happened to us.”
>For a moment, just for a moment, an image of three faces fills your mind.
>One haughty. One grumpy. One happy.
>A family that you found despite all the odds.
>”Anonymous? Don’t worry about me. I’m perfectly happy right now.”
>For some reason, your vision gets all blurry.
>As if rain got into your eyes.
>You’re try to wipe the water away, to no avail.
>”After all… I got to meet you.”
>Gritting your teeth, you close your eyes.
>”I got to fall in love with you.”
>You are no longer able to hold back the streaming drops.
>”And…”
>Trixie’s voice fades away.
>Instead of it, you hear someone else.
>Someone who you thought you’d never hear speaking again.
>Maybe it’s a trick, maybe it’s not.
>Nevertheless, you hear Kozmic’s warm words fill your heads.
>But even more so than the voice… you know one thing for fact.
>It was no trick of a mind.
>She did, for a moment, squeeze your hand back.
>”... I got to see that you grew up into the man I knew you were, deep down.”
>As you do your best to not to cry, you feel someone embrace you.
>The fragrance tells you it’s Aria.
>But right now, just for a moment, you pretend it’s Kozmic.

>>29779333
>>29780546
>gay
Is there non-gay version?

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>>29785811

>It takes about ten minutes for you to collect yourself.
>The girls, luckily, give you enough space during that time.
>It also takes about two cigarettes, but who’s counting at this point?
>Hell, you’re pretty sure that by the time you’re leaving Independence, you’ll be well into your second pack for the day.
>As you watch the cloudy skies through the thick smoke snaking towards the air, you finally begin to feel like your old self again.
>No, not your old self.
>Something inside you is gone.
>Something broken, replaced by something whole.
>A weight on your shoulder is that much lighter.
>Both Crystal Ship and Kozmic Blues… their chapters in your life have come to a close.
>What remains is Purple Haze, and after him…
>... No, you didn’t want to think about it just yet.
>You had just regained the control of your emotions.
>Honestly, if you hadn’t visited Crystal Ship first, and experienced all that, you wouldn’t be able to show your face in front of the girls.
>Especially Aria.
>You didn’t give into the tears… but you almost did.
>It was like you totally lost your normal level-headedness.
>... Hah. You? Level-headed?
>You wanted to laugh at that.
>”Son?”
>You turn around. Turtle Blues stands there, odd look in his eyes.
>Why were they so red?
“Yes? If you’re worried about us sticking around, we’ll be leaving soon, sir. Just… just needed to calm down for a moment.”
>”Didn’t mean that. I said we should talk a bit before you leave, right?”
>You never really knew what this man was thinking, but right now that fact was doubly true.
>You did see he was hiding something behind his back, though.
“Yes, sir? If there’s anything I can do-”
>”Here. I think this was meant for you.”
>Before you quite know what’s happening, Mr. Blues presses something in your hand.

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>>29785831

>You look down, confused.
>Your confusion only grows further as you realize what you’re holding.
>It’s five small, wooden boxes, longer than they are wide, tied together with a hemp string.
>’Stradivarius’, is written onto every box.
“This is…?”
>”I think my daughter wanted to give you that as a birthday present. She was saving up money and buying one when she could. Thought she’d collect enough to fill a proper case, but… then all that happened.”
>You nod solemnly.
>But despite the melancholy hanging in the air, you find yourself smiling.
>Just a bit.
“Thank you. This… I guess I should’ve seen this coming. She always liked to joke she had something big planned. It would’ve been after our contract signing, too…”
>The collection of boxes is too big to fit in your pocket, so you just put them under your arm.
“I mean it. Thank you, sir. I know I don’t have anything to give back, but if there’s-”
>He puts out his arm to stop you.
>”Now, don’t say that. You’ve given us something alright. Something we’ve been in dire need of.”
>He looks back to the center of the garden, where Kozmic and rest of the girls are.
>Looks like they’re in a heated conversation with Trixie.
>”Closure, son. It’s been in short supply in this town after what happened. I know most folk won’t understand, but I knew your old man. And I don’t blame you for growing up crooked. The most important thing is that you realized it yourself, and set out to fix that.”
>Turtle Blues looks you straight in the eye.
>”If I were Ol’ Unknown, I’d be damn proud of you, son.
>He offers his hand to you.
>You stretch out to take it.
“Thanks, sir. After all I did, I don-”
>Before you know it, he grasps you in a quick bear hug.
>”Now go on, son, and show us you can be more than the sum of your mistakes.”
>Damn it.
>You hate to admit it, but… this reminds you of dad.
“... I will, sir.”

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>>29785840
And that's it for tonight. Honestly, was in a bit of a funk when it came to writing. This update was brought wholly by Fallen Angel feat. Aimee B, that song helped me find what I wanted to do with this scene.

Next time: the keyboard-player, Purple Haze.

>>29785857
I need to catch up on your green I feel bad

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>>29785811
I WASN'T PREPARED.

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>>29786263

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>>29786339

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>>29786351

HEY.
Figgot made something new.

>>29786735
Woah

>>29786735
Where?

>>29784979
Bummer

>>29785589
Depends what your into I suppose I don't really think there's a wrong answer out of the 3

>>29785115
Lewd.
>>29785857
Mistakes where made. Love that song too.

>>29780929
Remember Avatar: TLA?
>Adaigo=Azula
>Aria=May
>Sonata=Ty Lee

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MY WIFE

>>29785115
>>29785857
Good drops
>>29786735
Don't spread lies and get my hopes up faggot

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Took for-fucking-ever to get here, but I finally got an Adagio mini.

>>29786735
found it. but isn't relevant to our thread.

>>29786989
So how is it?

>>29787002
It's not bad; the base is a little small, though.

>>29786935
>>29786963

So...Azula/Adagio?

Nah, wouldn't work. it would be like tossing two coked up honeybadgers into a pit and let the fight for dominance.

On the other hand Ty Lee and Sonata end up going on a drunken bender where they flirt with half the Imperial Navy.

>>29786989
C U M O N H E R
U
M
O
N
H
E
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>>29787043
I already nutted today. Also, She's not even my waifu.

>>29787043
Has anyone actually done it and filmed some sort of proof

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>>29787059
oh

>>29787145
Not gonna lie, I mostly got her to give my Shimmer a friend. Also, she is a cute.

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>>29787163
MAKE THEM FUCK

>>29787163
I can understand that. I wanna get a Trix+Glim mini when they release

>>29787180
Whats this pic referencing? I forget...

>>29787163
Cum on both of them at the same time and have them swap

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>>29787180
Hmmm... Now that's an idea.

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I want to be the doormat at Aria's house.

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Here you go, my dudes.

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>>29787256
oh baby

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>>29787256
Should be the correct orientation now.

>>29787252
Is this new? Don't recall seeing it.
>>29787256
>>29787313
Time to fap

>>29787313
>the correct orientation
Indeed they are.

>>29787323
Not new

>>29787313
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>29785857
I couldn't hide my liquid pride during this update. Goodness, that was moving.

Thank you.

Does anyone know of a good online toy store in europe that delivers in all countries?

>>29787252

I want her to use my balls as a foot massager.

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>>29787313
You've got to go all the way my dude

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>>29788503

>Horny Goat Weed Extract

For what purpose?

>>29788666
>With Clothes
I like where this is going.

>>29788666
I'm horny

>discord growing
nice.

>>29788777
And were at least semi active

>>29788745

I don't. Because I'm not Anon.

>>29789453
Yes ma'am

>>29789453

Ben Dover? I think he lives in one of the third floor apartments. What about him?

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>>29785107

>>29789453

I would. I totally would bend over for Adagio and let her have her way with me, from milking to pegging. Provided she's a kind and loving wife of course.

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>>29785107

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>>29784421

Ere we go. Also page 9 bump.

>>29791155
Id hate to sit next to her on an airplane

>>29791240
I don't think the plane could take off with a payload like that

>>29791155
I have seen this pic countless times and I still cant believe how she can have skinny arms, chubby belly with the legs of humpback whale

>>29791259
You can't get liquids inside the airplanes...

>>29791272

My guess is Lephantiasis.

>>29790074

This needs a much lewder caption.

>>29791278

Some are known to fly in Hinds.

>>29785146
>>29785151
Aw shit, muh dick

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>>29788666
Thank you based /mlpol/ for showing me that ponyshit can be sexy

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>>29791760
I honestly only fap to >no hooves
Though this board would lynch me for it, I just can't into sexual with pones

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>>29788666
Sexy satan sixes
Though I don't have any check 'em dazzles

>>29785857
>first friend a cripple
>second a vegetable
>next one probably in even worse shape
I wanna leave feelsville, kansas

>>29791741

>Anon is a troubled young gentleman
>He keeps getting into fights
>His exasperated mother sends him to live with his distant aunts Celestia and Luna in their mansion for a while
>He is welcomed by the two sisters, their ward Twilight Sparkle, and the all-girl maid staff
>Shortly after his arrival the neighbour's daughters come for a visit
>Being the only boy around, anon becomes the romantic interest of the girls
>Harem shenanigans ensue with sex and different endings for each girl

>>29791760

Sup newfag. Welcome. The three girls we love so much here were portrayed as sexually as possible in modern TV in the source material. Go watch Rainbow Rocks. Also if you want more pictures, there's derpibooru.org. Select "everything" in the filters and then search "explicit" and character name. Or search by artist. I suggest "artist: ponut_joe" and "artist: sundown". Have fun.

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>>29785772
>that Trixie

>>29792677

>In the aftermath of the Transformers/G.I.Joe/Micronauts/M.A.S.K./ROM Spaceknight crossover clusterfuck, three underage extradimensional succubii find an amnesiac Acroyear and take him home thinking he is a magical action figure

>>29792774
Sonata x Tricksy when

>>29792780

How would they even interact? I can't imagine those characters together in any kind of role.

>>29792780
>not Adagio x Trixie
I need two arrogant girls dominating everyone.

>>29792797
>>29792796
they're both smurfs. just go from there

>>29792814
>not reading what I said
I don't want the worst sullying The Great and Powerful.

>>29792814

I guess they could be played off as savage foes fighting for a unique treat or the last dessert.

>>29792819
>not reading what I said

You said Tricksy. We all read it.

>>29792912
>You said Tricksy. We all read it.
Nice bait.

>>29792936

Thanks, I made it just for you. You were kinda starting to get obnoxious though.

>>29793000
Like I said, baitfag. Shitnata needs to go and be replaced by a better character.

>>29793016

Nah I'm not crazy about Sonata either. You just rubbed me the wrong way is all.

>>29793051
>You just rubbed me the wrong way is all.
Yes, I should have posted another Dazzle. Unless you're sperging out over the other anon.

>>29793061

Screw it and let's get back to EqG. I wouldn't replace or remove Sonata because she works well with the other two and each brings out something from someone else. I wouldn't add characters either.

>>29793016
how about you fuck off?

>>29792912
>>You said Tricksy. We all read it.
actually i said tricksy. not him. And i only suggested tripsy x sonata because their both blue. jesus christ people calm your fucking tits

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>>29791999

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>>29788666

>>29793261

Stop fucking misspelling Tritskie!

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>>29793261
and stop bullying sonata
>>29793355
trickster has many names though

>>29793376

It was a pun on Trotsky. I've known his name since I first heard No More Heroes, but I never bothered to look him up until now. He sounds like he was a force for evil.

>>29793376
>and stop bullying sonata
>how about you fuck off?
She's pretty bad and could easily be replaced without the group losing much.

>>29793404
nah

fuck off

>>29793404
She's "the worst" for a reason.

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>>29792774
we need trixie elevated to full love interest status

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>>29793792

>"Sister, it is I lol!"

>>29793801
Could somebody edit Anon in his place?

>>29794367
damn someone should do it

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I want the dazzling a to tickle me till I cry.

>>29788666
Also I notice her ear is a little small.

>>29794680
I want them to cum inside me

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>>29794680
I want Aria to kick my ass and feel bad about it afterwards.

>>29794734

Huh.. another thing I need to watch out for then. Someone on the discord pointed out that Sonata in general is way too small. I didn't notice it so it kinda hit me pretty hard.

>>29795181
Nothing wrong with a petite siren

It'd be funny if she's mistaken for a kid and she uses that against Anon in public

>>29795181
I'm fine with shorties. Easier to transport and store.

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>>29795080
She could make at least half of your fantasy come true.

>>29795181
you could hump her while she's helplessly held in the air.

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g'night friends

>>29788666
>Anon and sonata starts arguing
>they look into each other's eyes angrily.
>this starts to play and pic related happens. https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ

>>29795448
>>29788666
Nude sonata version
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293689186706391040/298364238374764544/Anon__Sonata_Kissing.jpg

>>29795482
das it mane

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>>29795482
Dude that's pretty good.

>>29795482
Oh bby.

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>>29795482
Fugg. Paradox, my dude, you need to make more porn of these girls.

>>29795482
How old is Sonata here?

>>29795910

1872 years young.

>>29793478
Indeed.
>>29794079
Agreed.
>>29795372
Need more Dagi.

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>>29795965

>>29795976
dagi's got her menstrual cycle nailed down

>>29795894

Shieeeet. I know. If I can just stop shooting blanks all day then maybe I can use that pent up testies to make fappies again. That was a commissioned work.

>>29795965
>>29795976
Which Dazzling would the cutest pubes?

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Young Man [Sung by Adagio]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVC5N5m2J38

>>29795245
Petite siren is a best siren

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>>29795245

>Big macho anon
>Underage Sonata
>Ranxerox.cbr

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>>29785919
>>29787799
>>29791998
I take that as a sign that I succeeded in making the whole Kansas-trip a stark contrast to the Canterlot shenanigans.

>>29794079
>Implying Trixie isn't a love interest already.

>>29792677
>so girls, how are we gonna screw with students consultant Mr. Anon today?.

I say we slip some roofies again and get some more blackmail matierial. You know, a picture his dick in my mouth ,a video of you riding his cook while saying how its too big and it hurts.

>Um, were still doing this because we want like Anon right?

>Shutp up, Sonata
Shut up, Sonata

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>>29795482

>>29795372
sleep tight, cheesepuff

>>29795448
>George Michael
It still hurts, anon

>>29797733

This should be giving me fatherly feels but it does. I want to parent those girls.

>>29797151
Pretty cute implication actually.

>>29799113

How so? All I see is outright evil cunts plus a bitch dumb enough to think that the way into a man's heart is to fill it with hate.

>>29799286
Nah m8 you're letting your negativity get in the way. If you look at it from the opinion of a skewed child it's actually pretty cute. They're talking about doing these harsh and terrible things to Anon because they're "evil". Sonata, knowing that they all actually like anon and who is dumb enough to not follow their logic, says that their plan doesn't make any sense because they all actually want Anon to like them and that wouldn't do it. The fact that Aria and Adagio are pulled out of their childish and round about plotting by her throws them off and they both try to shut her down for calling them out on their own stupidity.
It's actually pretty cute. They have maniac minds and cruel behaviors, but they're still emotional, female kids who have their own honest interests. They're just having trouble expressing a crush.

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>>29795965
>>29795976

>top left of both of those

UNF

>tfw no qt dom nympho Adagio gf

>>29795939
>years young
Where are you from, friend?

>>29800118

He is from either swagland or clichesvile.

>>29799958

Have you seen that Dagi footjob Tess once drew? Be-oo-tee-full.

>>29799931

Dude, they're three little girls thinking about raping a guy and then blackmailing him about it. I can't think how that would be funny or romantic outside the islamic culture.

>>29800264
>Islamic culture
it's not Islamic. it's plain neet fantasy. like shota. it's plain stupid fantasy. I dislike it but can't keep other from posting it. others again like it.

>>29800284

The islamic culture thing was a joke about Muhammad being a pedo and the word of women having no value in islamic communities. The Dazzlings would neither have to drug islamanon in order to have sex with him nor would they be able to blackmail him about it.

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>>29800264
>>29800397
Fuck off, polfag. Dazzles are too pure for that.

>>29800447
I want to see where the water is going.

>>29800447

Pssst...Christian Sunset Shimmer.

>>29800563
I want to lick delinquent Dazzling armpits

>>29800447
seeing as how the /pol/aks caused world-wide shitstorms, I'd wager the Dazzles'd be into that.

>>29800563

"Aria, you're smiling. I don't like it when you do that. What did you do this time."
>"I put my dick in your coffee when you weren't looking."
"I doubt that. It's a very hot coffee."
>"Are you saying I don't have a dick?! Have you looked at me between the legs naked?"
"That's not what I said. Don't dodge the question."
>"How can you be so sure then? Perhaps I should show you!"
"Stop. Just...stop. Let's pause this conversation for about eight years."

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>>29800563
>shoeless Adagio

>>29800264
Nigga they're also cartoon little girls who are either younger versions of the personalities we know from the movie or those personalities in younger bodies. It's all fantasy. You can't expect realism in this kind of thing or you'll never enjoy the majority of Dazzle fiction.

>>29800673
>Let's pause this conversation for about eight years.
I like where this is headed.

>>29800714
>you'll never enjoy the majority of Dazzle fiction.
Not him, but I don't. I don't read most fanfics in general.

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>>29800727
Then the point stands? People who like realism and people who like fanfiction, or really most alternate takes on pre-existing canon for a fiction, don't tend to cross over often.

>>29800745
can we have realistic fanfiction? have been trying to write some over a year's span. too judgemental with myself.

>>29800780
I mean it depends on what you mean by realistic. We've had a couple green over the years that could be plausible in the real world. There's also "realistic" in the sense that it fits the characters from the fiction and it doesn't feel incredibly OOC. Which one are you talking about?

>>29800714

What does realism have to do with psychological issues and kinks? Sexual and fiction are different interpretations of the word fantasy.

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https://derpibooru.org/1403969
Curse you file size limit.

http://i.imgur.com/m1sCZfu.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vIxF3Qw.jpg
Enjoy

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Whats happening in this pic?

>>29800780
>can we have realistic fanfiction?
I enjoy this. My issue with most fanfics here is that people aren't in character, we have anon who is only a self insert and it turns into sex.

>>29800825
I really like this artist.

>>29800865
Well, I mean, it'd be weird to insert someone else's penis, wouldn't it?

>>29800976
My point exactly.

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>>29796891
Holy shit someone else knows Ranxerox.

>tfw had a whole idea for a story that featured the Dazzles as some villainous players, but decided one part didn't make much sense and can't do much with the rest of the story now

>>29801297
None of these stories ever make sense. Especially the slice of life and joke ones. somebody will point out a rediculous flaw in logic and the writer will go "oh my gosh I'm so silly I'll see if I can fix it in the pastebin" and then will do no such thing.

>>29801313
Isn't that usually for a typo or something similar? This is an entire scene that I decided isn't good writing and it's giving trouble for the rest of the story.

>>29787211
kek that pic gets me everytime.

>>29801330
Sometimes it's a series of lines and not just a typo. >>29717467 had people thinking it was dumb but it blew over and was necessary for the plot.

Suspension is disbelief is a powerful thing.

>>29801433
If I messed up that bad, I would have fixed it asap. High standards is why this is getting me.

>>29800780
Doesn't most of the green in here tend to veer towards realistic? Or have some recent updates made all of them ridiculous?

What type of foreplay would each Dazzling perform?
How fast would they go when riding you?
What if they started biting you and kept their teeth sinked in until they came?
Who would give the best blowjob? Handjob? Assjob? Thighjob? Hairjob? Pitjob? Footjob? Getting a new job?

All these questions and more later in the thread

>>29802548
I would blow them. Into their butt.

>>29802548
Foreplay part is obvious for all three.

A chaste date with a possibility of hand-holding in the end.

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>>29802548
>Sonata
fast food, hugging, skinship, biting
She lets you pound her from below at whatever speed; just likes having a big strong partner to carry her. Prefers face-to-face for above reasons.
See above.
BJs are top tier but assjob is absolutely divine, much to her embarrassment

>Aria
beer, porn, meandering conversation, huffing your crotch
More grinding than thrusting, with lots of smaller orgasms. Gets "the big one" only when you blow your load inside her, and holy shit is it a doozy
See previous spoiler. Expect bleeding.
Terrible at everything except hairjob. Has incredibly soft and silky hair for some reason and will bite you nonsexually if you try to get her to reveal her secret.

>Adagio
male striptease, using you as furniture, stealth masturbation, getting sharked
Sitting "lapdance" position with man's thighs spread and hers closed. Feels tighter so she doesn't have to go as fast.
Most biting is mixed into kisses, but also likes having your fingers in her mouth (maybe in her throat)
Great handies and footjobs, and the poof is easy to fuck. Average-to-below-average across the board, otherwise. But try asking her about navel play

>>29803088
Unf, I like it.