Homo Horse Hangout #35

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all of you are disgusting subhumans who will burn under trump

>>29774930
that is ok, as long as I still get to look at gay poners

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>>29774930
>implying Trump isn't one of us

>>29774973
>"NO!"

>Anon agrees to take part in a charity bachelor auction
>Officially he's supposed to go on a date with whoever bids on him
>Unofficially, sex is expected
>That's fine by Anon
>He's got a thing for older mares, and he can tell by the lustful glances he's getting that he won't be disappointed
>The auction goes well, lots of money goes to charity and a lot of lonely mares get to take a young stallion home
>When it comes time to bid on Anon, The price gets run up quite high as two horny cougars get into a bidding war
>Suddenly, someone doubles the last bid, denying either of them your company
>It's Filthy Rich
>Technically speaking, there's no rule that says that stallions can't bid

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time turner's such a cutie

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>>29775029
I wanna smooch the businesspony

It's not gay if he's a horse

>>29775383
>and then they fucked

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>>29775389
>in the sky

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>>29775396
guardpones are top cute

>>29775411
speaking the truth

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>>29775411
Preach

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>ywn hug your horsebando

>>29775518
thaat is ok, he looks pretty happy in that pic.

>>29775518
I-If you love them let them go.
Just let them go anon

>>29775557
faggot

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Show me your horsebandos

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>>29775827
hors on the right

>>29775827
horse on the left
>>29775841

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>>29775841
Good taste anon

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>>29775852
stop replying to obvious bait

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>>29775827

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>>29775827
here he is, in all his sunny glory

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>>29775882
my nigga

>>29775858
I want to suck his throbbing candy cane

>>29775882
why would he use his mouth to sew that instead of his fucking magic?

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why is he so perfect

>>29774893
degenerate thread

>>29776967
Regenerate bread.

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I want Daddy Calamity to punish me

>>29776956
his sweaty, muscular plot

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>>29775827

>>29777524
shining armor is best pone

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>>29777977
we need more gay cowboy horses, even in the post-apocalypse.

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D-did you just b-boop me anon?

>>29778000
B-butt he's straight...

>>29778911
I did. I booped you. Now I'm going to hold you down and jerk you off.

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>>29778000
but we have all these other post-apocalypse horses, anon

>>29779012
One of them is not even a horse.

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>>29779025
what have you got agaisnt ziggers anon

>>29774893
Hah. Funny OP.

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>>29779666
Nothing against zebras per se. It's just that most of them have terrible designs and play into the nigger stereotype. Zebras are cute just like the rest of them.

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Man, I'd hang out with guard pones all the time. No homo even. But I mean, it's not gay if it's another species, right? J-just cuddles.

Well, that was fun.

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>tfw no bf

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Remember, just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't support European values!

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>"Anon, we really need to talk. I know you're worried about the 'cultural bolsheviks of the modern left', but could you please not bring it up at the dinner table? I'm sure the Saddle Arabians treat their mares horribly, but little Flurry doesn't need to hear about it while she's eating."

I just want to make big yummy horse cocks cum. Is that so much to ask?

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Why those two are so hot together?

Fuck. >>29775411 this brought back a repressed memory. I passed out next to my gay friend after drinking. I remember cuddling with him. I wanted to forget that night happened. I'm not gay, I was just lonely.

>>29782605
>not gay
sure anon

>>29782605
Did you had sex with him?

>>29782605
There is nothing wrong on cuddling with another person, Anon
Embrace it, and let it flow

>>29782605
I hate that cuddling is taboo. It shouldn't be.

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/pol/ is cancer

>>29784092

>implying Big Mac isn't a hard workin, truck drivin, gun shootan redneck who hates commies with a passion.

>>29784092

Oh they're not so bad I unironically enjoyed the April Fools merger

>>29784092
/mlpol/ is comfy.

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>>29784226
/mlp/
Where the colt cuddlers are accepted and the republicans are in the stable.

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>>29774973
Trump obviously is a gay horsefucker, just like Putin

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>>29784427
Not so bad? PUHLEEEASE! They're a buncha losers!

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>>29782736
was it rape?

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Post cute stallions

>>29782736
No, we made out earlier and he decided he wanted to sleep in that night and I was pretty happy about that. By the time I was done getting drunk I crawled on next to him and draped my arm over his chest before passing out at his side.
stop making me remember things in ashamed of

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>>29784879

>Implying you don't think about it often
>Implying that you don't fap to the thought of being able to go back in time to that situation and doing more with him

>>29784953
No, I really dont. I had a moment of weakness where I wanted to not be alone, where I wanted someone close all night. It was shameful. I should have just hugged a pillow. The only reason I wanted to do what I did was because he had been acting like he cared about me, like he didnt want to sleep alone either. just two men helping each other out for a night. N-no homo

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>>29784995

I see. I had a similar experience in highschool, but it was my friend that initiated it. I still think about it from time to time - I guess I'm just projecting a little, senpai

>>29784879
>>29784995
Just kiss your gay friend already
If you happen to have 'another moment of weakness' you will probably do it again

Just fuck him already and see how it turns out

>>29784879
How long ago was this? You still talk to him?

>>29785488
no
>>29785521
Yeah, we hang out and drink pretty often and talk in group chats. He has a girlfriend now. This was a few years ago now.

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>ywn wake up to him next to you

>>29786161
>He has a girlfriend now.
Is she into 3 ways? You should bark up that tree. You might find out she has a m/m fetish and would love to watch him fuck you in the ass.

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>>29776231
Sewing magic is complicated and niche. Sunburst isn't one of the fashion types.
He has a designer friend for his socks

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>>29787381
He already said no to fucking him

>>29787381
Sex is really not important to me. It's over complicated masterbation. If I never have sex again I'd probably be fine with that.

>>29774893
>facesitting
unf

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>>29784687

>>29791860
tfw your best bro gives you the good cuddles

Bleep

Would anyone like to roleplay?

>>29792822
I want to lie in bed on my back while two cute little ponies lie on top of me, cuddling and making out.

>>29782392
Rustic charm

>>29793521
No, Typhoon.

>>29782392
>ywn be Mac's slut

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I want to be the royal cocksock

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>ywn be his live-in maid
>ywn wear a pretty dress
>ywn cook and clean for him to cover rent
>hwn make you pay utilities anyway

>>29790956
>fur in my drink
No thanks.

>>29793617
I want a qt pone to wake me up by making out with me.

>>29775827
It's not a horse.
It's a gote.
>>>/trash/8527954

>>29797275
That's no gote.
It's a space station.

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>big beefy boys

>>29797275
>not a pone as your husbando
>ever
forty keks

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Do you think he's still a virgin?

>>29798446
But Rumble is only for platonic snuggles Anon, of course he will be.

>>29774893
That pony looks really surprised

Discord says 18+, yet there are plenty of underage in there.

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>>29800465

>>29801227
Shit, did not mean to reply to him

>>29801780
That look of
>How can one colt be so fuckable

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>>29800465
so you like shota,Anon?

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>>29775827
>Inb4 no hooves
Speedwagon is just too pure

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>>29784995
There's nothing wrong with wanting to not be lonely and initiating bodily contact holy shit.

Physical contact isn't just healthy, it's necessary. Babies will literally die if you don't touch them. Seriously. They just fucking die.

You two kept each other company. That's what friends fucking do. Stop having an aneurysm over it.

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>>29801966
Your dubs confirm Speedwagon is purest horsebando

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>>29801992
The world needs more cuddles

>>29804366
I want him to be my tutor.

>>29803164
Which horsebando has the best stand?

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>>29806815
daddy rich does

>>29800465
I wouldn't recommend going in the discord, plenty of Rp's and furries posting dragons and shit.

>>29807421
Can confirm, a Huezilian on there keeps on calling me cute and I can't make him stop.

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>>29807602
God, just block him.

>>29807602
Maybe it's just because you're cute, Ricefag, you fucking nerd.

>>29809033
>can take up to 2 cocks

would you really want someone who's ass was so loose? like, I don't know if you would get a lot out of fucking an ass hole like that.

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You know, you guys talk about sex too much. In fact, sometimes I start to suspect that you are only in it for the horse cock! ^:(

You have to love the stallions! Look at this horsie. He's super cute. Don't you just want to pet him? Give him ear scritches, and hugs, and boops? Cuddle up with him at the end of a long day and hold him close? Just share your love and your warmth, and find the ultimate comfort in being physically intimate with someone, and someone so cute and soft no less?

I wish I had a qt stallion to love.

If you're only in it for the sex, then you aren't a /homohorse/, you're just a fag!

Dose this thread get a lot of Anons who call you faggots?

>>29810161
You'd be surprise.

>>29810119

Sex is an important part of relationships. I want to experience all those things with my horsebando but at the same time I want him to pound his horsecock into me.

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>>29810119
Why not both?
>>29808379
>implying
You double-nigger

>>29811885
>Mac dresses up as a batpony for nightmare night
>Come the next day, however
>The wings won't come off
>And those fangs are really stuck
>... Maybe he shouldn't have visited that cursed costume shop

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>>29811899
my little goosebumps

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Daily reminder

>Caramel goes to the cursed costume shop
>Dresses as a demon for Nightmare Night
>The next day, you get a knock at the door
>It's Caramel, with two cute little horns, a spaded tail, and leathery wings, dressed in a skin-tight unitard and black latex stockings over cloven hooves
>"Uh, A-Anon I want to...I have to drink your..."fluids" to survive..."

This thread is pretty gay desu

>>29812479
You're pretty gay desu

More trap rumble trying to get a kill from anon when?

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>>29813239
When I'm less of a faggot and I get free time to do it
I have the ideas but I need the time to write it

>>29813172
i mean, they probably are. why would you comment in a gay horse thread if you didn't want the D?

page 9 bump

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As much as I love homo canon horses I like quite a few homo OC couples out there.

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why are guard pones so cute?

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This is cute, right?

>>29815380
Anyone who tried to investigate was too mesmerized by their cuteness, unfortunately.

>>29815380
Because Shining Armor knows how to run a tight ship.

>>29815783
yes.

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>>29817783

>>29818063

>liking ziggers

its like you want pony Aids.

>>29818364
We're gay, we all have pony aids

>>29818364
>he doesn't want the superior bzc destroying his asshole
Like, how can ponies even compete? ;^)

yall niggas gay

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Why is he so perfect?

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>>29819837
Fuck I want him.

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>>29820259
Why can't he look at me like this?

>>29820259

I think I'll take Blueblood.

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>>29775029
>go to bachelor auction
>not a single bid

>>29794071
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TYPHOON ETERNALLY BTFO

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>>29810119
>In fact, sometimes I start to suspect that you are only in it for the horse cock!

I am.

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>>29819837
>>29820259
>>29821206
>>29821290
>Not choosing the ultimate rich dicc

>>29822091
>implying being around well-built guards doesn't make you gay

Give me a rundown of what this community/discord is?

>>29823166

horsecock and tfw no bf.

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>>29822535

>Ultimate rich dick
>Not filthy rich

>>29774893
>fffrrrrrrtpppppptttttttttt

>>29824148
UNF

>>29823166
Mostly distilled faggotry, sometimes cancer.
it's wonderful ;^)

>rump

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https://derpibooru.org/1335484?

>>29825783
These two are the cutest.

>>29806320
>ywn have a plush pony plot and get pounded by Coffee

Your ass my face edition!

>>29826071
>ywn be pounded lovingly and then cuddled to sleep, why live

>>29826071
>>29827819
I want this so badly

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post rare stallions.

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>>29829189
Braeburn's hot ancestor

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>>29829189
A stallion this handsome is hard to find.

>>29828468
Is there a lewd version of this?

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Ever edge so much you cum for like a minute straight? I think I lose memories from my childhood...

>>29824074
He's a close second.

>>29824536
>>29823582
>Discord invite link has expired.

>>29829929
>edge so much you cum for like a minute straight?
I wish

>>29829929
I want to kiss Shining Armor.

>>29829929
I want Shiny to spank me

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>>29831720
>>29831736
I wanna wear cologne that bothers Shining Armor's nose. So while we're making love he'll struggle with the need to sneeze.

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>>29831774
Then he'll release a massive one and I'll have perfect access to his amazing ass.

>>29831774

Fun fact, sneezing and cumming at the same time is the actual best thing in the universe.

>>29831720
>>29831736
I want to snuggle with Shiny

>>29832274
I want Shiny to pump me full of his cum and make me his mare.

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>At the bi-weekly staff meeting, Filthy Rich is disappointed to report that testosterone levels in his herd of subs are on the rise.
>If something isn't done soon to soften these colts up, it could mean bad news for business.

How can you whip those colts back into shape, impress Daddy Rich and maybe earn that promotion?

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>>29831720
Me too to be desu.

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>>29833893
Give them all testosterone injections, stage a hostile takeover, and pound Daddy Rich into a Filthy Slut.

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You shall know me as applebee's and i will bring sexy discord

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>>29834329

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>>29834340

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>>29834348

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Have some bat pony butt for a bonus

>>29834370
>>29834371
>>29834372

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>>29834329
th-thanks for the discords anon

>>29833998
>testosterone injections
>not doing it naturally by eating raw hearts
That's not how you breed warriors

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>>29831840
I've tried before, and it feels like the tingling in my nose goes to my cock after a certain point. The orgasm is more intense.

>>29834366
We need more bat pone butts, to be quite honest.

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>>29835219
we need more batboys

>>29775042
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

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>>29835240

>>29831840
>>29834618
How the fuck do you time it right?

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would you?

>>29836862
You dont even know, anon.
You dont even know.

>The least autistic board is the gay one.
I'm happy to find a board with little to no shitposters but I find this half-chub disturbing.

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>>29836939
Vaginas are weird and kind of smelly. At least dicks make sense.

>>29836939
It's not gay if it's another species, Anon. It just makes you a ponysexual.

>>29836336
You induce the sneeze. It's not difficult.

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>tfw used a dildo for the first time last night, felt really good.
>tfw now I have a thrombosed hemorrhoid.

I can't win guys

>>29837413
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29837413
>he didn't use enough lube

>>29836336
You get going, get him close to the edge and deny him a little bit. That gets him jittery and ready to let loose once he loses focus. The sneeze is just a trigger at that point, taking his focus away from holding back orgasm and making the rest of his body take over.

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>>29837170
Keep telling yourself that
>>29837413
That's how Mr Hands started

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>ywn slaughter commies and mudslimes with your horsebando

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>>29837413
Next time you'll remember to use more lube

Lots of lube

You are not a horse, you do not have the stretchy anus.

>>29840369
>You are not a horse
I can dream, can't I?

>>29841194
I wonder what gay sex feels like for a horse? Is it pleasurable for the bottom or is it just a show of dominance and its only painful at worse.

>>29841273
I'm not sure, but the thought of being pounded as a show of dominance to the rest of the herd is getting me harder than I'd like to admit.

>>29841431
Shining Armor has to fuck so many guardponies into submission to keep his Captain rank, he hardly has time to do much else.

>>29841481
And then he learns that some of the more unruly types have been acting out just to get a good fucking.

>>29784092
They miss us

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>>29841194
I want to be the gayest little stallion

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>>29842414
Not much of a challenge for you, am I right? A-Hurhurhur.

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Would you?

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>>29843379
WOULD I!

Bleep

>Sleeping on your side
>Something drags you closer to the edge of your bed, ass-first
>You feel something prodding against your asshole

>>29843989
I want to make cute noises as I'm stuffed with horsecock

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>>29843379
>>29843464

I'm definitely developing a penchant for nerdy poners with glasses

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>>29844013
Go on.

>>29844652
I wonder if theres any art of pony link in the gerudo outfit yet...

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>>29844024

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>>29844024

>>29844013
moar

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I wanna cross swords with Fancy Pants

8=D

>>29844975
You'd better believe it. And naturally it's nsfw.
https://derpibooru.org/1378725

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>>29845781
I wanna BEEEE FAMOOOOUS!

*Gay Horse Noises*

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>>29847668

>>29848261
...and it fits perfectly.

beep

>>29845126
>Still half asleep, the prodding pushes harder and harder, before stopping
>Then you feel something warm, gooey, and wet coat itself all over your asshole, and dig inside too
>Your leg twitches as the prodding come back, only something thick, hard, and -hot- slips inside your sphincter and pushes through
>Your mind is all fuzzed up from the sleep
>All you can feel is that hot, throbbing mass moving inside you
>All you can hear is the rough grunting of whatever is fucking you
>He struggles with each buck, trying for force himself deeper and deeper into you
>You feel the bed shake from both of his hooves planting themselves beside your nearly unconscious body
>The bucking becomes rougher, harder, filling you more and more
>Something leaks from your cock
>Pleasure floods your hips while you feel the medial ring roll over your prostate again and again
>Eventually your cock squeezes and contracts, spilling your seed all over the bedsheets
>Ecstasy floods your mind
>The warm filling inside you expands, growing, pulsing, throbbing, momentarily opening your asshole even more
>All while a warm goo floods your colon
>Suddenly the mass leaves, and the warm slime lands all over your body and face in ropes
>The liquid drips out of your aching, clenching asshole, some of it still sticking to whatever was inside you
>Everything stops.
>All you hear is heavy breathing.
>Then something pushes itself against your entrance again...

>>29851321
U N F ~
>ywn wake up to that

>>29851321
Is that feeling against the entrance another penis?

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>>29839531
>tfw don't know whether to join Army, Navy, or Air Force (fuck Muhreens tbqh)

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>>29853547
You fixin' to be some kinda PoG faggot there, son? What's the matter, Brandon call you a gay boy one to many times? ^:(

>>29850218
someone tell jarv we need more of this

>>29801992
I haven't touched another person outside of handshakes and occasionally hugs since I was ~12.

>>29854350
>ywn be this comfy between a stallion's haunches

>>29774893
What stories are there with Anon x Pony as the main focus? I'm new to the thread and I really don't want to dig through dozens of authors and stories.

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>>29854413
pastebin /u/Granted's story "Stallion Snuggling" is a great recent one. Super comfy, super cute, and there's three chapters. And one of them's lewd.

>>29854472
thanks dad

Is this technically gay?

https://derpibooru.org/1114782

>>29854770
It's technically masturbation.

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>>29853547
>>29853759
>tfw that cute guy from the /hhh/ discord was actually an army recruiter
>tfw that boyfriend contract he made you sign wasn't actually a boyfriend contract
I ship out next week, guys...

>>29857617
All according to plan.

>>29857617

we need more fags in the military, how else will we bring about the homotopia and rid the world of the roastie menace once and for all?

tfw no army bf

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>SNAP

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I wanna snug the comfy apple hoers

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Button is a good colt

>>29860450
New gay thread is up on /trash/

>>/trash/8741545

>>29861073
Fuck, I fucked up the link.

>>>/trash/8741545

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Colt on colt

>>29809051
How would you even get two dicks in side someone? Wouldn't your legs get in the way?

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>>29859206
>tfw had a bf from /hhh/ discord and he sent me nudes
>tfw I was so repulsed by the reality of homo that I turned straight

>>29863557
Then why are you here

>>29863557
Have fun staying a wizard forever and letting women shape you into whoever they feel like dating while they sneak off with Tyrone while you're at work. We'll just be over here having comfy homo sex. You can join us whenever you'd like.

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>>29863557
you can't escape the horsecock

>>29864363
I know right? Ever since I got on the ride I couldn't get off it

>>29865329
>ywn snuggle with your horsebando under the stars
Why does this picture make me hurt so much?

>>29835240
Who's the artist? I really like the pony's expression and design

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>>29864295
No thanks, you gays are mad yuckies and I don't want my peepee anywhere near that grossness

I'm back, /hhh/. I started a small story at the end of last year, but life got in the way and I couldn't find the time to start writing again. Since I don't want to spend half an hour posting all the green, I'm just going to link to the pastebin so you can get caught up. The link is https://pastebin.com/6SBZRzTH.

Now, on to the green.

>Although the thought continues to tug at the back of your mind, you don’t find out very quickly.
>You’re far too busy to devote some of your precious time to playing detective.
>Plus, you guess Toronado was right.
>They weren’t hurting anybody.
>But it’s still funny to think about.
>The next major disruption in your newfound routine is a few days later.
>The Oceanic has begun its pass through the ice-cold Strait of Griffonstone.
>Small icebergs pepper the water, and the lookouts, up in the crow’s nest, are more attentive than ever.
>The sun has long set, and you’re doing your last job of the day: cleaning the deck with, you guessed it, Clipper and Brah.
>And you’re fucking freezing.
>The cold wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for the icy wind that comes with it.
>They’ve got their nice, plush fur coats to keep them warm, but all you have is your skimpy uniform.
>And it sucks.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see Toronado emerge from the Boat Deck hallway to do his nightly patrol.
>He slowly makes his way around the ship, pausing every so often to peer over the side.
>It’s during one of his stops that a large gust of wind blows across the deck.
>Almost in slow motion, you watch the wind pick him up and push him over the side as he tries and fails to grab the wooden railing.
>You shoot up and start running over to the side.
“Grab a life preserver!”
>You look over the side and see a familiar head trying to stay above the choppy sea.
>Almost instinctively, you dive over the side.

>>29867974
>Once you hit the water, you immediately regret your decision.
>Every second you spend in the freezing water feels like being stabbed twenty times.
>But you overcome the shock and start swimming.
>You reach Toronado after a little painful swimming and grab onto him.
“It’s okay. I’ve got you.”
>You turn around and start swimming back to the ship.
>It’s much more difficult with one arm occupied by a heavy pony, but you press on.
>You notice a small crowd forming on the Boat Deck, and you see what looks like Clipper throwing a life preserver overboard.
>You barely recognize a few ponies cheering when you finally grab onto the ring.
>Toronado wraps his forelegs around it, and you cautiously let go of him, before you feel yourself being slowly lifted out of the water.
>Both of you flop on the deck like fish, gasping for breath.
>The wind only amplifies the feeling of the seawater almost freezing on your skin.
>You can’t imagine Toronado must be feeling any better.
>”What the hell happened to you two?”
>That sounds like the Captain.
>You wheeze out a response.
”T-Toro– Second Officer T-Twister went overboard, s-sir. I w-went in after him.”
>”Can you stand?”
“I-I think so.”
>You feel a hoof slowly help you to your feet, and you see Toronado slowly rising to his hooves beside you.
>You feel Captain Steady Course pat you on the back.
>”That’s some damn good work. Both of you go down to Twister’s cabin and warm up by the fire. You can stay the night there if you need to. Don’t worry about getting up early tomorrow.”
“Yes, sir.”
>You start to walk towards the ship’s superstructure, but Toronado stays still, shaking his head.
>You kneel down next to him and try to look him in the eyes.
“You okay?”
>”Y-Yeah.”
“Did you hear the Captain? Let’s go back to your cabin and warm back up.”
>”Yeah, t-that sounds nice.”

>>29867983
>He slowly starts walking forward, and you make sure to walk at a pace he’s okay with.
>After a little difficulty mustering up the coordination to get down the stairs on shaky hooves, you open the door to his stateroom and he walks in ahead of you.
>You quickly slide the small settee bench at the foot of the bed closer to the fireplace, and, after a few seconds of fumbling with the wood and the lighter, you get a fire going.
>Toronado plops down on the settee and extends his forehooves as close to the fire as he possibly can.
“Hey, pull your hooves back a little. You can’t feel anything in them so you won’t know if you get a burn.”
>”Th-Thanks.”
“Just looking out for you.”
>You spend the next few minutes in silence, leaning towards the fire to try and get warm.
>But soon Toronado speaks again.
>”Thanks, by the way.”
“Don’t thank me, I was just doing my job.”
>He scoots a little closer to you and you let a small laugh.
>It makes him tense up, and he moves back away from you, his head hanging a little.
“No, it’s fine. You need to get warm.”
>”O-Okay.”
>He moves back towards you, his fur brushing right up against your outfit.
>You both stay like that for a while, until you start to notice the soaked clothes you’re still wearing.
”I should probably get out of this uniform. It’s starting to stick to me.”
>Toronado blushes.
“You should too, you know. It’ll help you get warm faster.”
>Toronado blushes harder.
>You think you see a little bit of blood coming out of his nose.
>What the hell has got him so worked up?
>You peel off your still-soaked clothes and throw them in a corner of the room.
>When you notice that your underwear is just as soaked, you peel that off too, and sit back down.
>Toronado sits down just a second later, just as close to you as he was before you changed.
>You spread your legs a little and lean forward, and you hear Toronado’s breath catch in his throat.

>>29867988
>But he doesn’t say anything, just leaning forward and extending his hooves down between his legs a little.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you notice a third leg rapidly rising.
>And so does he.
>”W-We should probably go to sleep!”
“You sure? I’m not completely warmed up yet.”
>”If we leave the fire going we can warm up while we sleep”
“And set the ship on fire in the process.”
>”Y-Yeah, you’re right, I’m probably not thinking straight.”
“Yeah, I’m pretty tired too. I think I’m warm enough to go to sleep.”
>”Me too. Oh! I almost forgot. There’s a magic-powered heater in the storeroom. I’ll run and get it.”
“Alright.”
>He trots out of the room, leaving you to your own devices.
>One of which being your erection.
>Both your actions over the voyage have left you utterly dumbfounded.
>All the intrusive thoughts and random hard-ons are seemingly unexplainable.
>You’re definitely not attracted to him.
>Not one bit.
>After all, he’s a horse.
>Even if he IS kinda cute.
>But everyone’s cute here!
>Even Big Macintosh back in Ponyville, one of the most rugged and masculine stallions in Equestria, still looks as plush and cuddly as a teddy bear.
>After all, they’re cartoon ponies.
>You can’t fault Toronado for being cute, with his bright golden eyes, and his stubble, and his lip-biter jawline, and his firm a–
>Your dick twitches.
>You’ve gotta stop thinking about this.
>You put out the fire, bent over with your back to the door in your effort to smother the coals,so you only hear him enter the room.
>And drop the heater.
>You spin around, and he turns beet red.
>You quickly notice that you’re still hard.
>You turn back around.
>”H-Here, I’ll start the heater.”
>Come to think of it, what’s with all the stammering?
>He seems really nervous for some reason.
>It’s probably just because he’s still cold.