Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>29740822

You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

Are you interested in the dark side of these threads?
Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:
http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_

And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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First for Berry Punch

>>29770802
Damn you other pink horse!

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“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”
― Nikolai Gogol

KKA here, slight correction to last thread. Replace Bulletmail with protonmail boop com.

Let's just say when I tried to send a support, and I got an error for trying to send even to them, I thought it was time to jump ship.

This one works.

>>29770736
>Appleshimmer

Don't you break up Best(evil) Pair!

Either megabug comes along too or no deal!

>>29770878
>Applejack/Sunset/Chitania pairing
>No one will ever be able to stop them
>No more walking all over them or Equestria
>Flexible comedy and romance between several straight mares

I... I didn't know I wanted this until you spelled it out...

>>29770878
I have been strangely loving their dynamic for a while. They gel something amazing and it's really heartwarming how far they've come.

I've also been strangely finding Fizzle to be a fun character and that worries me.

>>29770898
I didn't realize until you pointed out, but you're right. They're all straight and have had past male love interests, and everyone keeps shipping them.

Huh

>>29770946
>They're all straight
Somewhere in the background, I can hear AUJ kick, flail and scream about people not getting that she's a conservative straight mare who has no interest in sharing, while someone has to hold her back from doing she'd regret later.

>>29770968
She's only not interested in sharing because Shiny might go back to Cadence.

>>29770999
He said sharing, not taking. If she wants it, she'll get it.

Buffalo learned that the hard way.

>>29771017
>Ah'm annexing your husband.
"You can't do that!"
>Paperworks already all set.
"Shiny do something!"
'It does look pretty official...'
"Shiny!"

OOCO
>AJ
“Celestia”
~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

“And I have a back of a hoof. Want to see who can reach a set of ears faster? READY SET GO-“

>What’s Luna for?

“Okay, you have somehow managed to actually spin me for a loop here. Come again?”

>Luna.

“Huh?”

>What is she good for?

“Lots of sister hugging.”

>Say it again ya’ll.

“HUGH!”

>Yeah.

“What is she good for?”

>Absolutely nothin’.

SMACK!

>Ah’ deserve that.

“Now, clarify.”

>Why do ya’ need Luna? Ya’ raised the moon for like a thousand years. Ya’ don’t really-

“Because I will literally go insane and start burning things to the ground if I lose my little sister again. All of it. I’ll burn it all.”

>Er, even the cakes?

“Even the cakes.”

>Question retracted, and Ah’m gonna need some new pants.

“You’re not wearing pants.”

>Not anymore Ah’m not.

NC
>AJ
"Sunset"
~~

>What... what is this supposed ta mean?

"Nya."

>I... I don't... why are y'all dressed up lahk that? What's with the ears and tail?

"Nya."

>And stop sayin' that! It makes no lickin' se- why are you licking your hoof like its a paw!?

"...nya."

>Look, just get off my bed, get outta mah room and leave me outta yer kinky dressing-up business!

"..."

Hop.

Pad pad pad pad...

>No.

"..."

>Don't.

"..."

>Stooooop.

"..."

>Don't ya d-

HOP!

"Purrrrrrrrr~"

>...get off mah lap.

"Prrr~"

>Please?

Sunset yawns, stretches, curls up and starts snoozing, as Applejack sits, stockstill, unable or unwilling to move.

>...my life makes less an' less sense with every day that passes.

>>29771110
I have the strangest feeling this is just her posing a distractions this so someone can punch her in the back of the head.

>>29771049
My heart and my sides want this.

>>29771166
NC
>AJ
"Sunset"
~~~

SMACK!

>OW! WHY!

"Because I realized the bigger the plans, the bigger the fall. And distracting with sexy works in nine of out ten cases!"

>What d'ya... where's mah element?

"Blblblblblblb, MEEP MEEP!" *ZOOM!!*

>Come back here, ya varmint!

>>29771189
Fucking.
Beautiful.

>>29771189
NC
>Chitty
"Sunset"
~~~

>How'd it go?

"Flawlessly. You know me."

Saunter.

"I know how to work with what I've got. Mwah!"

Peck.

Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.

>Wait.

"Huh?"

>...keep the outfit on.

"Oooooh... oh dear. I am just a poor, defenseless kitten, all alone in this big, scary Changeling. Whatever will she do to me..."

>*growl*

"Eeeee!"

>>29771220
...should not want

>>29771258
Let's be honest here. If someone were to write that NSF2 story with Sunset and Applejack or Chitty we've all been waiting for, we'd all read the fuck out of it.

>>29771189
>>29771220
See? So much simpler for plans then just turning up the dial and ripping off the gates to hell.

Simple!

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Pinkie Preview Prophecy

>A foolish princess Applejack, wielding a magic sword, steps forth to oppose.
>Pinkie airlifts a goat!
>Fluttershy surrounds herself with a lot of cocks.
>Luna gives Celestia some exotic food, but she has a white mare's tastebuds.
>Gwen loves Cowrean BBQ.
>Berry Punch punched someone.
>The Crusaders can't use the red ball anymore.
>pregnant fanservice!

NC
>Zephyrious
"Gwendolyn"
~~~

>...

"..."

>...

"...so is she coming back?"

>I don't think so.

"...should I be mad?"

>I... I don't know...

>>29771189
We need more Looney Tunes stuff in the world

>>29771277
Still disappointed Shinyjack never came to be...

>>29771570
Thank goodness.

>>29771599
I meant the story, which is very not thank goodness. Shinyjack stories are plentiful, but not the one I wish so much for...

>>29771607
>Shinyjack stories are plentiful, b

I will never understand how we took two straightmen and made them legit funny.

>>29771348
>pregnant fanservice!

Double twist if this ISNT Cadence

>>29771813
OOCO
>SA
"Twilight"
~~~~

>Twilight? Applejack said you've been in your lab for more than an hour and I'm supposed to be worried. I told her that whole 'Twilight is a dangerous fanatic shut in' thing was mostly just what the ugly folks say, but she insisted, so I'm just going to keep talking and pretend I'm having a strong conversation with you because the cameras work, but the audio doesn't. Why don't we call this one even and I get back to... Twilight?

"..."

>What, ahhh, what are you hold-... oh no.

"..."

>You weren't supposed to see that.

"..."

>Little sister... I'm sorry... I couldn't protect you.

"..."

>I'm... I'm so sorry, you had to see that, and you have to carry that now... forever.

"..."

>It will never go away.

"..."

>...it will never go away.

"...ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEHHHHAHAHAHJGDHJAGFASJHGFJHASGFJHAGFJHADGSFJHSDAGF-

As his sister fell, screeching, garbling and clutching her eyes as she thrashed, he let out a single tear of regret and remorse. He could never take it back.

>I'm so sorry.

He could never take back the magazine cover for "Hot Pregnant Mares Monthly."

>I'm so sorry.

With a certain offwhite, purple haired unicorn on the front in lingerie.

CLICK!

>Take me with you.

>>29771958
Never clean again!

Do they have internet and, if yes, how good is it?

>>29772082
No and bad because it doesn't exist.

Long-range communication via radio JUST got introduced thanks to Sunset's knowledge of the human world, and it's still in it's infancy.

>>29772109
And is primed to get buttfucked out of existence when Sunset goes down.

>>29772291
You never know, she can pull victory out of there

>>29772332
>Sunset
"All of Creation"

>Hey guys I just killed God

"AAAAAAAAA-[CEASES TO EXIST, LOUDLY]"

>>29772499
You forgot
>Then I BECAME god... it tickles.

"*EXIST AS SHE WILLS IT*"

>>29772551
Wouldn't it be Chitty, not Sunset?

I mean she's doing all the fighting, the fuck

>>29772551
-Power Levels-

-Balls to this, I'm quitting

>>29770910
>I've also been strangely finding Fizzle to be a fun character and that worries me.

I am about to say the most controversial thing I've ever said in this thread, and I don't even care.

Fizzle is a more interesting and more entertaining character than Spike has been in a long, loooong time. If he had just a bit more soft character moments and some more funny stories, legit, I would put him near Shiny levels for how damn good a character he's been. Fizzle effectively stole the miniboss show HARD, and it was only that extremely interesting showing with seven and Spike that kept Sunset ahead of him.

>>29772737
This. I've thought the same since... Its been awhile, leave it at that.

Sweet dreams,

>>29772737
Well that happens if the guy gets killed off at the onset of the arc...

So, is Sunset not really punching into the Heaven Zone? She's just having a second attempt at diddling with the Hivemind?

Cos if that's really the case then....

Well shit it sounds kinda underwhelming

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When?

>>29773429
No, she's opening up the Hivemind to use its power to fight heaven.

Supernatural afterlife vs supernatural afterlife.

what, she wasn't just gonna punch it really hard

>>29773729
What if the Hivemend doesn't consent tho?

>>29773737
You've read about Sunset since first appeared, haven't you? She's the embodiment of Crazy Prepared, You Activated My Trap Card and My MagiTek Is 10 Years Ahead of Yours.

Nearly all the Queens loved Chitty, and they very likely realize what is at stake. They eenied Chrysalis because she started being soft. Chitty never chanhed. And even if they deny her, It doesn't matter. Suet Like has a plan for that too.

NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~~

>And welcome everyone for another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time that content doesn’t matter, but these two certainly do! Please welcome my very good friends, Twilight and Rainbow Dash.

“Why are we here? Not that I mind being on your show again.”

‘Yeah, I like hanging out, but we’re not having friendship problems.’

>Oh, I know. I just wanted to bring you two on to get some advice. I need someone good with friendship and someone who speaks her mind.

“Well, I am the princess of friendship.”

‘Those wings make you look fat.’

>I just wanted to know, what’s the best way to help someone see when they’re in an unhealthy relationship?

“It would be wise not to scare them as they could react badly to it and if they cut you off that would break off future questioning and make them more likely to ignore help from others. I’d say ease into it and then help them see it piece by piece.”

‘Call the one being an asshole a jerk and then punch them really hard.’

>Oh.

“Dash! That’s terrible! You’re being completely wrongheaded about this!”

‘Hey! You’re the one skitterhoofing around the problem, possibly letting it get to the point something terrible happens!’

“You’re the one being absurd about all of this and pushing them into a situation where even if that does happen, they’d never realize it! You’re only going to close them off!”

‘You’re fat!’

“WOAH NOW!”

>Oh dear. It looks like I am going to have to fix a friendship after all…. Andthebestwaytodoitistoletthemgetsomenicehateoutinpassion-

“At least I know what math is!”

‘YOU TAKE THAT BACK!’

>Oh my. That’s all the time we have now, please, stay kind-

‘Here’s some math for you. HOOF PLUS FACE!’

>If you can.

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Non-Canon
>AJ
"Rarity"
'Quacky'
~~~~
The fireplace crackles.
>Welcome to Fireside /pa/ with your hosts Applejack.

"And Rarity~"

>What do you have for us?

"I see Quacky is still here."
Quacky has a tortured look on its face.
"It looks like its in pain."

>Ah' can't stop thinking about him.

"We were going over the new budget plan. Don't tell me that's what was on your mind."

'...you didn't fix me.'

"Oh...and it talks now."

>It haunts me that Ah' couldn't fix him. Ah' didn't realized Ah' neglected him so bad. Ah' should have fixed him sooner.

"At least I know how to put an end to this nightmare."
Rarity pulls out a gun and shoots Quacky.
*BANG*
'QUAAAAACK!'

AJ flinches as she watches Quacky fall over broken.
"There problem solved."

>...well Ah' guess that's all the time we have now, so we'll catch you all next time on...

>"The Fireside."

Mornin

>>29774394
Aww, that was really sad

>>29774394
>Quacky=Sunset

Deepest lore!

>>29774990
NC
>Sunset
"Rarity"
~~~~

>...wait, doesn't that mean Rarity will-
*BANG1*
"Exactly, darling."

OOCO
>Cadence
"AJ"
~~~~

>Never become pregnant.

"...ah'll get right on that.'

>Applejack, I'm serious, never become pregnant, this is the worst.

"Ain't new mothers supposed to be all "Oh, this is magical! Ah'm bringing a whole new life into the world!"

>Those mothers are liars. Sick, twisted liars who wish pain and suffering on their fellow mare! Those ponies should be burned at the stake!

"Shiny's mom was like that, apparently."

>If you think I'm excluding the one who birthed the pony who did this to me, you are sadly mistaken.

"Dark."

>Look at me, Applejack! I'm a monster! I'm a bloated monster who is being eaten aliiiiveee!

"Ya'll pull it off pretty well."

>...really?

"Yeah. Gives ya' a lot more junk in the trunk, if nothin' else."

>...huh!

"Ain't like yer' face got any fatter, so ya' still look as pretty as you did before, just got a wider middle is all."

>Huhhh.

"Yeah, ya' look pretty good, I don't know what yer' going on about. Doubt Ah' could pull it off."

>...

"...Cadence?"

ZAP!

"GAH!... This better be an illusion, or Ah've got some serious questions!"

>It is.

"Only slightly better!"

>...

"...Huh, Ah' don't look so bad. Kinda got a nice roundness to me. What do you think, Cadence?"

>...

"Cadence?"

>You look... prettier than mmeeeeeeeEEEEEEE!

"Oh shit."

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"SHINY IT BACKFIRED! CODE RED! CODE REEDDDDD!"

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So how much story does the arc have left?

>>29775197
Shockingly? Not much at all.

>The promised Discord one from last thread
>The aliens invade
>The Homage
>The final battle

That's... it, pretty much. We MIGHT split the Final Battle into two parts now that we have a bit more breathing room to flesh out some of the fun buts, but Aliens and Homage both won't be overly long. Speaking of, LKA? Were you planning to get the invade since Kuddler wanted the Homage?

>>29775227
>>The aliens invade
What?
>The Homage
WHAT?????

>>29775227
(LKA)
I actually wasn't sure where to leave homage off on since it made more sense for aliens to invade and then the homage.

Kuddler? How we dividing it up? Obviously KKA is handling the finale, what else?

>>29775227
>The aliens invade
I guess the end is nier.

>>29775227
Those are code phrases, right

Right?

Seriously you can't be fucking the stories up by chucking in ayy lmaos at us. That's just cruel

>>29775250
He's handling Discord currently, so I'd advise handling the leadup, and then if he isn't able to homage get ready for that one.

Then it's on to the MASSIVE final battle, yay!

>>29775278
Code phrases?

That's brilliant! Why didn't we think of that?

>>29775278
Well they did bring in Heaven and Hell. Guess they just found the in between irresistible!

>>29775278
If they're code phrases, they need work.
Change it to something interesting, like "Pandora Tomorrow" or "Puppy Helmet."

>>29775278
NC
>Sunset
"Chitania"
~~~

>NOOOWWW! WE OPEN THE GATES OF HELL AND LET LOOSE THE END OF ALL THINGS! CHITANIA!

"Yo."

>GET READY TO BECOME ALLLLL POOOOWWEEERRFULLLLLLL!

"M'kay."

>AHHHHHAHAHAHAH-

WHOOOOMMM!

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?

"Word?"

~Hello, Earthlings. We come in peace.~

>...

"..."

~Is something wrong?~

>We, uh, we're kind of in the middle of something here.

~Oh.~

>...

"..."

~...we're aliens though.~

>Yes and that's very interesting, but it's like, a bad time?

~But we're aliens.~

>And we're in the middle of something. More specifically, we're at the END of something, you see the issue here right?

~...we're ALIENS.~

>Look can you just come back next arc?

~I juh-wecan't... whuh...~

>Noooww?

~...we're blowing up your shitty planet.~

WHOOOM!

>...New plan, Chitania! Go godmode and go fight some aliens.

"I can dig it."

BOOOOM!

>>29775602
'AJ'

'MAH CHARACTER HASN'T BEEN SETUP FER THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS'

>>29775278
>Seriously you can't be fucking the stories up by chucking in ayy lmaos at us. That's just cruel

>Implying KKA would show us mercy

You fell for his act, you fool!

>>29775602
>>...New plan, Chitania! Go godmode and go fight some aliens.

There is no boner big enough

>>29773737
NC
>Changeling Queens
"Sunset"
~

>WE DO NOT CONSENT!

>WE DO NOT CONSENT!

>WE WANT NONE OF THIS!

"Well, I'm going to do it anyway and control your mind to do it!"

>AHHHHHH!

>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US!?

>THE ONES WHO DESERVE IT THE LEAST!

"WHAT A MONSTER!"

>WHAT A HORRIBLE, FILTHY MONSTER THAT IS UNLIKE US AND WE DO NOT DESERVE THE PAIN OF!

>THIS IS THE WORST!

"...it'll sink in."

>AHHHH!

>UH BUHHH!

"Any minute now."

>WE ARE THE ONES WHO DESERVE THIS THE LEAST!

"...Screw it, I don't have all millennia. MINDZOTZ!

>>29773351
Pretty much this, Fizzle has had four(FUCKING FOUR) major battles this arc.

>VS PJ
>VS Daw
>VS DT round 1
>VS DT in Fillyboom Armor
And now he's about to go on to five.

Spike had
>Talk with Sunset(but no fight)
>Oneshot Chitania
>VS Flash

And that's it.

It's not that Fizzle is better per-say, more that he wasn't used for a surprise twist moment.

That aside, I will give credit where it is due, the A-team and Villain-team have had wonderful characterization, some of the best action scenes in the series, and the tension was never higher then when everyone was getting picked off. Let's hope the ending is still as fun and shocking, and can pull some punch despite the lack of deaths.

>Guard
“Guard 2”
~~

>…

“…”

>…what the fuck did the princess just do?

“Uh… full body tackled and airship and flew away.”

>…

“…it was boss.”

>That it was.

>>29776005
>Cantie
"Cantie 2"
~~~~

>Now why do you suppose she did a thing like that?

".... you don't think there are some great monster inside the city and she's running away from it, do you?"

>...

"..."

>....SO LONG SUCKERS!

"ENJOY DYING WHILE WE BOOK IT!"

>RUNNNNN

>>29775382
Speaking of, is the next Discord part dropping?

I'm pretty into the horror vibe it's got going on.

>>29776211
He wanted it yesterday, but I guess he's getting some last minute changes.

>Rarity
“Fluttershy”
~~~

>Did you hear something?

“I think it was a glass or something dropping in the next room.”

>Oh dear, I hope everyone is alright.

“I don’t hear any screaming.”

>They’re alright then.

“…”

>…This is nice.

“This is so nice.”

>Let’s live here.

“Don’t tempt me…”

>Spitfire
“SA”
~~~

>If you’re coming on to me, I’m confused.

“It was Cadence’s idea.”

>To come on to me?... I don ‘t know how to feel about that-‘

“The costume!”

>Well yeah, that obviously factors into it all, but why did Cadence want you to come onto me in a costume, and why didn’t you tell her no-

“She put me in the costume and I just happened to walk by you, that’s all!”

>…is that your pickup line? If so, I’m confused how you managed to bag not one but two mares, your dick better be strong because your game is weak-

“SPITFIRE!”

>Ha, just kidding, I know they never touch it, so it can’t be that impressive.

“…Why do you hurt me.”

>Because I love ya’, and that’s why I know you won’t hate me later for it.

“You are not forgiven.”

>Hey, I like a forgiving stallion, so if you want to hedge your bets-

“It’s her idea!”

>Fine, then get her in the game too. Double team me or something… wow that came out weird.

“What part of this conversation isn’t weird to you!?”

>Pretty much all of it. What, did you think me talking about sex with you is weird? I’ve seen you naked.

“…pfft.”

>I win.

“Just the once.”

>Alright, so… superhero?

“Luminous Shield.”

>Ah…. You look-

“My lawyers said I couldn’t do anything about it.”

>Ohhhh.

“…”

>…Well I’m not going to let you rescue me. I mean, if you want to defeat me in battle and do that whole “We’re not so different’ Speil, maybe, but-

“IT WAS HER IDEA!”

>That is not my fetish, but I’ll give it a try-

“LEAVING!”

>>29776649
Ohhhh myyyyyyy

>>29775901
One regret I have, and the part that makes me wish I'd jointed the triumvirate, was that I wish there had been a rivalry between Spike and Fizzle. I know him and Flash have a history, but dragon VS dragon would have been so much cooler.

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OOCO
>AJ
"Chrysalis"

>...

"..."

>...Ah'm still cuter than y'all

"ARE NOT!"

>ARE TOO!

"ARE NOOOT"

>ARE TOO!

"PROVE IT!"

>Alright.... Hnnnng-

*pop*

>mlem

"...No..."

>...*twinkle*

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

>~

"MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

>>29776835
Sorry bugghorse

Dat pony a cute!

>>29776835
Shapeshift you fool!

>>29776649
OOCO
>SA
“Twilight”
~AJ~
~~~~

>…

“…Luminous Shield?”

“Matterhorn?”

~Mah’ office? Seriously, why are ya’ll standing here?~

>I just wanted to get ready for the movie.

“Cadence wanted this.”

~And Ah’ want you both to either say what yer’ gonna say or leave.~

>…

“…”

>…You thinking what I’m thinking?

“I kind of am.”

~That you should leave? Good call, head right on out and-~

>We should totally go to the movie as a pair!

“It’s perfect considering the recent storyline, perfect!”

~…wait… wait wait wait. Now, Ah’ don’t read a whole lotta them funnybooks, but the only picture Ah’ saw was the….~

>Which one?

~…the wedding issue.~

>That’s the one!

“PERFECT! We just need to get a white and black band.”

>Thank Celestia for artist laziness! You think we should pretend to get married at the premier?

“Obviously!”

>This is going to be so fun!

>Forget forms, we’ve got work to do!

SLAM

~…Sometimes Ah’ wonder if they know… then Ah’ realize, it wouldn’t make it any better either way…~

>>29777130
It's not
Creepy

>Twilight
~~~~

>Doo do dooo, fixing machines do do dooo, you fix them too, do do doo-

*CHIRP!*

>Well hello my little computer, what have you got to tell me today?

…

>…My WHAT JUST LAUNCHED!? WHEN!? WITH WHAT!? WHO THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu…

~~~~~

>….uuuUUUUUUUCKKK RUINED MY HANGER!? OH DEAR CELESTIA THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO FIX! WHYYYYY!?... I was having a good day.

>>29777409
Which one do you think she will hit harder?

>>29777499
AJ, AUJ would kick her ass

>Kid Kuddler went quiet again

Aw hell

>>29777642
He's probably okay.

Probably

Just needed a minute

...please be okay

>>29777642
On the positive side it's almost over and the KAs are active, so it's still ending and with KKA at the helm.

But man would it be disappointing if the Discord thing wasn't resolved.

>>29777642
PANIC

>>29777642
They're prepared, be calm. That said, call out Kuddler! You know we worry.

>>29777130
...it's actually sweet if it's innocent.

>Lightning Dust
"Soarin"
~~~

>...was that airship authorized?

"Authorized?"

>We DO have to authorize liftoff of airships, don't we?

"When have we ever done that? Everyone lands here all the time, when have we ever done that?"

>...Shit, I guess never. Fine, who is assigned to this?

"...Assigned to what?"

>Authorizing fucking airships lifting off in the middle of the city!

"Someone does that?"

>...

"..."

>...

"What?"

>...I hate my life.

>>29776971
But that would be admitting AJ is cuter.

>>29778315
>The ultimate connundrum
>She could turn herself into AJ
>But then she'll just admit ponies look better
>All that power
>No use

NIGHTMARE ACHIEVED

>>29777679
>>29777710
I'm fine! I'm fine! Discord stuff just went through a lot of revisions because I am a nitpicky perfectionist. That and my busy daily life made writing slow to a crawl.

Wish I could pump out a whole scene a day!

I think I can toss it out later today/tomorrow.


That said... hey, uh guys.... 1st of April?

>>29778543
PHEW!

And yeah, should we do something special?

>>29778543
>I'm fine! I'm fine!

Oh thank god.

Don't worry us like that, man!

> Discord stuff just went through a lot of revisions because I am a nitpicky perfectionist. That and my busy daily life made writing slow to a crawl.

Understand completely.

TRIUMVIRATE LIVES

>>29778543
Glad to hear it, /pa/l, I think they had a question up north though.
That aside
>1st of April?
>>29778555
>And yeah, should we do something special?

I'd say yeah, let's do something silly, BUT also, you know, Arc stuff. Please continue arc stuff, don't take the day off just for the silly.

I NEED MORE TITAN FIZZLE GET GOING

>>29778569
Same as we always do. Canon stuff, go be canon, NC sillies, be silly as you want.

>>29778539
NIGHTMARE ACHIEVED
>>29778543
>Suddenly Kuddler is back

Thread ghosts? What are you trying to tell us?

>>29778543
>I think I can toss it out later today/tomorrow.

WOOT!

Then hopefully tomorrow is more Fizzle Stuff... riiiiight? Come on guys you can't drop a fucking Titan Bomb like that and blueball us.

>>29775901
God it just hit me how many fights there have been in this Arc. Unique ones too, no two fights have been exactly the same, even when it's been between the exact same people.

And he's apparently saving the best for last

>>29778650
Next part is going to freak us the hell out obviously

>>29778543
Is this him, or is this the greatest April Fool's Day prank in mankind

>>29779471
The greatest April Fool prank was the notion that this arc was going to end last thread despite new things being constantly introduced and 13 still being unaccounted for.

>>29779919
>13 still being unaccounted for.

I suspect the worst is yet to come.

>>29779919
...Ah fuck me I forgot about that

....Actually

EVERYONE forgot about her

Even Chitania!

AAAAAAAA

Do you people have any idea how close we are to being baleted goddamnit?

And were back! Hallelujah!

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It's good to be home.

Finally, it's over. The portal is closed for another 30 moons.
/mlpol/ can drift into the abyss as a hidden board like the /trash/bin it was meant to be.
Now I truly know why people generally dislike /pol/ and why /mlp/ being a redboard is a bad idea.
I'm just glad this joke didn't happen in the middle of a story dump.
Speaking of. You guys have been granted a three day reprieve. I hope you didn't use this day to just shitpost on /mlpol/.

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Luna]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and some of us are coming back from /mlpol/!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!'"

[Greetings everypony.]

A beat drops.
>Were you at the Pizza Cut?

[What?]

"I think she was at the Taco Shell."

'Naw, she was probably at the Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell.'

Pinkie points to Cadence.
>Wait, I thought you were at the Pizza Cut.

"What?

Pinkie points to DT
>And that you were at the Taco Shell.

'No, I was at the at the Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell.'

[Actually, we were at the Pizza Cut and the Taco Shell. It was the Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell.]

>So let me get this straight, Cadence wasn't at the Pizza Cut, or the Taco Shell. She was at the Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell.

"But I wasn't at the Pizza Cut. I was at the Taco Shell. Unless it's the Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell."

'That's what Princess Luna is trying to tell you. It wasn't the Pizza Cut, or the Taco Shell. It was the Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell.'

[We really were at a Pizza Cut and the Taco Shell. Then we went to the Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell.]

>So you really were at the Pizza Cut.

"And the Taco Shell"

'Plus the Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell.'

>Mystery Solved! That's all the time we have now, but see you all later!

>"'Byyyyyye!'"

Luna wakes up.
[...I didn't see them though. I wonder if they were in a different Combination Pizza Cut and Taco Shell.]

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So.... original question still hasn't been asnwered

Where's 13 in all of this?

>>29781083
She's probably doing something important, of course, and will spring up when convenient.

>>29781083
It is obvious that she doesn't want to be found. The question is whether she made that happen on her own accord, or if Sunset has yet another bsck-up plan involving her...

>>29781112
>>29781127
I'm more puzzled by how she's been completely forgotten in all this

Not once did Chitania even mention or allude to her name.... when she was lucid

>>29781129
>I'm more puzzled by how she's been completely forgotten

Forgotten, or deliberately purged from their memories? Because let's be honest. 13 could wreck the A-Team... but Chitty & Sunny have nothing to oppose her power either. She could change the whole game if she wanted.

>>29781157
A-Team never made it inside, they've been mind fucked this whole time in a shared hypno hallucination. Sunset has been booping them all is succession while they stand there drooling like brain dead halfwits

>>29780709
Everything is right again

>>29781083
Guys, you are all forgetting that Sunset was waiting for somebody inside of the glowing room comma that's why 7 that his guard down, he thought that she was speaking kindly to him.

But Sunset was shocked that he was in there at all, she clearly isn't expecting 13 to be around, I'm guessing that 13 decided she didn't want any part of this,. Probably said " I love you but I can't watch you kill yourself" or something.

She's not missing, sunset was clearly shocked she was there when it was 7, but where did she go?

>>29781826
>13 was off in Manehattan or some place, sitting in a coffee-bar quietly drinking a latte in her hoof-hole wondering where it all went wrong.

>>29781843
If she has a dumpster fire when she sees one

>>29781410
How do you explain the giant dragon outside?

>>29782905
The towers are amplification structures broadcasting the mind fuckery. Thus every one believes its happening, and if everyone believes its true, it is.

>>29783126
Then how does AJ and AUJ come into this

>>29783224
Dude, Im going to run out of shit to pull out of my ass soon, umm... AUJ is immune because she's on a slightly different mental wavelength cause other universe thus shell see the truth, and since AJ is going after her shell uncover the truth too. Symbolism things and such.

>>29781129
...treason.

13 technically committed TREASON by hanging out with her.

Of course she isn't going to say her name, Sunset didn't even dare say her name directly, because she didn't want anyone to know 13 committed TREASON. Even if 13 didn't say she wanted to stay, Chitty would have made her go.

Fuck you moot, I made fool funnies!
NC
>Sunset
“Chitania”
~Fizzle~
~~~~

>Heee.

“What are you laughing at?”

>I made him super huge.

“Yeah?”

>But I decided that’s not all I’m going to do.

“What?”

>I didn’t want him to get a big head, so I didn’t give him one.

“...what?”

>Wait for ittttt-

~AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~

>There it is!

~IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! IT’S NORMALLY BIGGER THAN THIS! IT’S HUGE! HUUUUUUGGEEEAHHHHH!WHAT’SHAPPENINNNGGG!~

>>29783322
me too!
NC
>AJ
“SA”
~~~

SLAM!

>Ah’m pregnant and yer’ the father.

“…”

>…

“…Neat.”

>Well that prank flopped.

“Prank?...awww…”

>…

“I’m sad now.”

>Are you really?

“I am..”

>…you win this round.

SLAM!

“But you’re not, so clearly… I lose.. someday..”

He pets a tiny drawing of a small army of children, being led by him.

“Someday….”

>>29780682
>Speaking of. You guys have been granted a three day reprieve. I hope you didn't use this day to just shitpost on /mlpol/.

Naaahhhh, next Fizzle part is ready to drop, I'm just waiting for Discord Part to drop so I can get it in, since if it dropped first it would need a revision on his part, but fits fine afterwards.

>>29783430
Thanks for tagging in on that one, KKA.

>>29783430
>>29783520
Wait, so who's doing what now?

>>29783552
KKA is handling Aliens Attack. Thank god he left his email before the April-Fool-fuckery so I could reach him before this got too bad. It was unfortunate, but there was a very personal moment and a reveal in it that no matter how I did it, I just didn't feel did either justice. It's a biiiig moment, and I didn't want to mess it up, mostly because after re-reading what I'd done it felt really thin. After some talking he was nice enough to take over for it and he liked my idea of what to do with a certain internal thought process, but as the Silver Spoon probably made obvious, I'm still learning that one, and didn't want to try cutting my teeth on a very important character moment.

NC
>Sunset
“Chitania”
~~

“…So why didn’t you make more than one?”

>Hm?

“Why didn’t you make more than one of these things? It looks like it would be super useful.”

>I made like ten.

“Oh… where are they?”

>Over in the corner.

“…why not in the thing?”

>Distractions. If they think it’s in the thing, then this pile in the corner can’t be that important!

“That’s pretty smart.”

>Thannkkss.

“So when’s Flash going out there?”

>…

“…he does know those are real, right?”

>…

“..”

>…call me smart again.

“You’re… smart.”

>It is my only comfort.

APRIL FOOLSNC
>AJ
"SA"
~~~~

"Hey, Applejack, did you refill the toothpaste? I brought the soap-"

>Are you tryin' to fuck me?

"...What?"

>You, Shining Armor... are you trying to fuck me?

"What!?"

>Shining... if you're trying to fuck me, you know what that means?

"N-no?"

>Do Ah' look like a gal who likes to be fucked?

"...I..."

>Do Ah' look like someone who wants to be bent over and loves havin' her head yanked back by the hair while she's bein' fucked over?

"...w-wha..."

>Cause Ah' don't think Ah' do. Ah' don't look like that kinda mare.

"..."

>..or at least Ah' must not, cause ya'll ain't done it yet!

"...what..."

>Can Ah' be any clearer!? What more do Ah' have to do!?

"...w..."

>Now, Shining, one last time... are ya' tryin' ta' fuck me?

"...Yes."

>Bout damn time.

~~~

"Oh dear faust I feel terrible, what's Cadence going to think?"

>She's gonna be sad.

"OH NO!"

>Well Ah'm sorry, Ah' ain't lyin' to her... you eat some apples way better than she does.

>>29783790
Can't be April Fools if it's actually canon in the long run

>>29783364
>Shiny wants an army of children

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

>Twilight
“SA”
~~~~

>ZOMBBBIEEEEESS!

“HOLY SHIT!”

BLAM!

>April fools! You so silly-wait, is that a real gun!?

“Er-‘

>SPIKE!

>>29783901
>Appleshimmer is supposedly endgame
>But also Rarijack
>But also Shiningjack
>But also Celestijack

WHO ISN'T SHE GOING TO END UP WITH BY THE END OF THIS THING!?

>>29784295
Spike.

>>29784316
Someone winced like a bitch reading this.

>>29784295
>>29784316
Appleharem is true endgame

Two dicks, Two pussies

It's perfect

OOCO Non-Canon
>Elderly Person of a Dubious Nature
~~~~

An old creature, dressed in tattered robes of red and gold, stands before a giant door of oak.
It's head tilts a bit, apparently having heard your steps, and it turns to face you, eyes of faded teal shimmering from beneath its hood.

>Ah... so another has come to this forsaken land. Then you've heard it, haven't you? The tale of how things came to be.

The old creature's voice comes out in a melodious drone, like a worn, treasured musicbox.

>So long ago, there was a mare who thought to open the gates to Heaven; who thought to tear the gods from their thrones and usher in a new era.

A laugh escapes it; rueful and mocking.

>But she'd no idea what terror she loosed. The gates of Heaven did part. But with it, the stars fell from the sky. Yes. The machines were upon us like lightning from Heaven.
>From beyond. Chaos and destruction reigned in their wake, their masters watching from above in glittering shells that hung in the sky like stars.
>So many fought to drive them back. The girl and her faithful allies... The princesses of old and their guards...
>But, in the end, all they could do was seal the menace away... Many defenders and innocents being sealed away with it.

Angling its head, teal eyes settle on the oak door.

>Their masters caged, what few machines that remained free scattered across the land and continued their aimless destruction.
>And yet their numbers continue to grow... For their masters still live; still send them between tears that scar this world.
>Yes. The war raged on... to this very day. And so many have lost themselves to it...
1/2

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>>29784359
>The Sentry: a Royal Guardscolt who dreamed of being a King. A steadfast heart in a body of mettle and bone.
>But the machines are relentless and numerous; their metal strong and their hearts unyielding.
>So he assimilates his kills, growing stronger in body... yet weaker in mind....

>The Pale Dragon: a crass, brash creature whose loyalty to his allies is boundless like the hoard of the great dragon Torch.
>Yet even in his bloodlusted madness, he stalks the lands and listens intently for the cries of his friends.
>When he hears it, he rushes forth. A chance to kill, yet also a chance to save and uphold the promises he made so long ago.

>The Titan: aloof, blunt... but behind that powerful chitin lies the heart of a Queen, caring and stern like a mother...
>With the sundering of Heaven's gates, her power had grown... And yet...

The creature shakes its head and laughs again.

>Ah, but perhaps now is not the time to reminisce...

The door lights up with the tell tale signs of telekenesis and slowly creaks open, light streaming in in a powerful torrent.

>Go to the heart of this land and reach deep within the earth.
>Then look to the sky and tear those haughty monsters, those invaders from beyond the starry veil, from their perch.

>>29784363
Because they're close to eachother and just need to reaslie that they're in a way the mares who share an exasperation of the whacko world surrounding them and just wanna hug tha pain away.

>>29784379
>For the record, they weren't our fault.
>Like, fucking aliens, what the fuck.
>That shit was crazy.

>>29783430
>Discord probably today
>Then TITAN FIZZLE IN ACTION

EEEEE!

>Celestia
“Luna’
~~~~

>Huh. Where do you suppose Twilight is off to in such a hurry?

“Art thou sure t’was Twilight?”

>Not really, I suppose it could have been any of the six. She just seems the most likely, Fluttershy or Rarity would be too shy and prim to act like that respectively, and Rainbow Dash and Pinkie are out for a bit.

“Could it not have been Applejack?”

>Not unless she suddenly bolted from the meeting with the griffons.

“…Is there a chance?”

>Sister? That’s absurd. Applejack does many things, but shirking her duties is not one of them. She’s not a perfect princess, but she’s not going to just up and run away from her responsibility, and that is her responsibility, nothing less.

“Suppose thou speaks truth.”

>…But I mean, it couldn’t hurt to check.

“Just a moment.”

>Yes, just really quick to make sure everything is going well.

“We won’t even open the door.”

>Obviously. We trust her to keep this personal.

“Also, running is not necessary.”

>But, well, I do have quite a lot of cake to burn off.

“Tis true!”

>We’re just going to check really quick.

“Really, really quick!”

>And we are not going to stab anyone.

“Such a silly notion!”

>…

“…Are you-“

>I’ll deny it if you ever ask.

“Thought so.”

>>29784717
DAMN IT APPLEJACK

>>29783790
I tip my coffee to you, good sir.

>>29784334
You already know, ha.

>>29784379
BAD END but pretty cool.

Discord definitively dropping today. Sorry for the delay, but this has to be worth your wait.

>>29785173
WOOOOOOO

MAKE IT RAIN

>>29785173
When when? Give me hours time frame before I go to bed

>>29785198
Between 1 and 3. Three, only if something goes really wrong.

>>29785225
One and three in the morning?

...what time is it in your place right now?

>>29785441
One to three hours boiyo-yo

>Dash
"Pinkie"
'Gilda'
(Changelings)
{Griffons}
~~~~

(ENTRAPMENT! ENTRAPPPPPMEENNNNT!)

Dash would later tell herself that she didn't need hearing in that ear anyway, it was the only subtle comfort she could find in all of this.

>Do you actually know what that means?

(It means there's a trap involved and not the sexy kind!)

>That's... sort of true?

It was good she found something, since sanity clearly wasn't on the menu.

(You guys totally squirrled us!)

{Teeeccchnicallyyyy... can I cut in here?}

The elder griffon who had spoken before gave his thumbs up and his most confident strangled gurgle in acceptance.

{Awesome. Technically you still invaded us and took us over, sooo-}

(We didn't invade shit, we came in peace! We had a flag!)

{Flag of war.}

(GOOD KIND!)

(I worked really hard on that!)

{Yeah, well... you still took us over, so that's that.}

(We didn't want to! She made us!)

Pinkie was normally very good at being seen. But every once in a while, she wished she could turn invisible. This was very much that time.

"Teeecchhhnniiicallyyyy I told you to save Dashie."

(And we could do that without beating them, how!?)

She had an answer to that, no matter what anyone would say about it. She would get around to saying that the absolute moment that her brain stopped making sounds suspiciously similar to warnings that go off before a bomb explodes.

Any minute now.

“Friendship?”

Nailed it.

{We didn’t want to be their friends!}

Her brain had failed her again, for the last time.

“Dashie?”

Much as Dash’s face must have failed her, that was the only explanation why she kept hitting it.

>I’ve got nothing.

“You’ve gotta have something here!”

>I’m just making sure Gilda doesn’t strangle that guy to death.

Cue another gurgled gaggle from the elder griffon currently beneath angry talons.

“How are you going to stop her?”

>…stop her?

That was not a happy choke, if ever one did exist at all.

{Wellll? Anything else?}

1/??

>>29785528

Changelings were known far and wide for their improvisation skills, as both of the ponies who had visited their improv night could attest. This should have made thinking on their hooves as easy as pie.

(Well…I mean…)

Pity not a one of them knew how to bake.

(Uh… wow, this is bad.)

{Too late! We are conquered and now your vassal state, so you’d better get to dealing with this.}

(..any, uh… any rebellion here? Dissention? Someone saying no to being changeling territory now?... anyone?)

Not a single griffon said a word. Not a one. A lot of them smiled and one of them blew a little party favor, but not a word.

(Really? You’re okay with being like… concubines or something?)

{FACT!}

Cried a mildly attractive griffon in the back.

{Concubines are historically placed in upper class living accommodations in order to prevent the need for travel for the wealthy class into less than desirable areas.}

{FACT!}

Cried another, who was mildly more attractive.

{They often give birth to bastard children who gain better learning opportunities and are ushered on to middle of the road political areas in order to both bolster the wealthy elites influence and provide incentive to keep the affair secret, ensuring that their parent is taken care of well into old age.}

{FACT!

Cried a male one, who’s attractiveness was so mild he would never find love except in the salsa isle.

{I can’t get pregnant!}

That one got applause for some reason.

(Uh… we uh… say, is there historical precedent for small conquering armies to get a lordship or nobility or just higher recognition or something?)

(In literally every other army except changelings, who are always just ‘Queen and then her subjects’.)

(…You know, I know technically we just got screwed over today, but I suddenly feel like that weight has been on me my whole life.)

{WELL!}

2/?

>>29785539

The griffon at the front clapped his talons together before bowing. One by one, every single griffon followed.

{Now’s the part where you official take us over… masters-}

‘ARE YOU SERRIIOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUS!’

The thoroughly strangled and most likely not dead body of the elder griffon was hurled into the nearest crap shack, easily collapsing it as any stiff breeze could. The griffon who ‘owned’ it could easily be identified in the crowd by her lackadaisical shrug and her preening of her feathers.

‘ARE! YOU! ALL! SERIOUS!?’

She stomped forwards, face red and steam rolling out of her beak.

‘I CAN’T BELIE-cut that shit out I’m talking here!’

The changeling let the magic on his horn die.

(Another day, jiggling catbutt… another day…)

But the feeling inside of him never would.

‘Ahem… I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ASSHOLES WOULD SERIOUSLY JUST GIVE UP LIKE THIS! You’d seriously let them just… own this place! Our home! Our land! Our-‘

{Unbelievably shitty abode with no redeeming features and architecture held up by… well, I guess I was being literal with the first three words.}

The lack or argument to that solidified Dash’s resolve to dive into a tub full of antiseptic when she got home and never ever leave. She’d been punched through that shit.

Possibly literally.

{Yeah, Gil. What are you worried about? We’ve sucked ever since Gilbert died-)

‘GUTO!’

{Who?}

{Point is, we’ve always been terrible ever since we lost the Idol of Boreas, and we’re always going to be terrible. The rest of the griffons don’t even want us or acknowledge us, we’re that terrible.}

>Wait, lost the what now?

{It’s just easier if we let them handle rebuilding it, it would be too hard to do it on our own.}

‘They could literally use us as slaves!’

Getting laughed off at the very real possibility was not a normal reaction, but so far they’d found exactly nothing normal about any of this.

3/?

>>29785543

{Gilllll, come on. They’re friends with the ponies! Those losers! You really think they’re gonna look bad by whipping us in chains or something?}

{Yeah, pacifying a population is way easier if you make their lives better.}

{Yep!}

‘Aren’t you in the least bit worried they’re going to rip apart your friends-‘

The uproarious laughter to the thought of being literally disemboweled by horrifying black bug monsters was also not normal, but maybe it was someone’s fetish.

‘Right, no friends, right…’

“Wait hold on, you guys lost an idol or something and that’s why you all let this place go to cookiedough?”

>Okay I don’t want to skip past that, but I also really don’t want to skip past the ‘no friends’ thing. Are you guys literally not friends with each other?’

{NO!}

It had come from all of them at once in perfect harmony, somehow. Even if they weren’t friends, nobody was missing choir night, it seemed.

>…Is that not weird to you?

“Is the concept of just being friends really that alien to not-ponies?”

>Are we racist for asking that?

“This is making my head carousel.”

{Gilda, let’s face it. If we let them just take over, we win!}

{Who gives a shit what they do to some of us? They’ll probably enjoy it!}

{Let’s just accept defeat, kick back, and let them remake the place. Who knows? Maybe it’ll look pretty cool! All wicked and black and stuff.}

‘What about our culture and heritage-‘

This is the laughter that never ends.

‘What about the griffon kingdom-‘

It just went on and on with no friends.

‘REALLY!?’

When it was finally over, everyone relaxed. Literal conquering a bit ago, and they looked like a standard crowd at a fair, completely at ease.

>That’s bullshit!

Even when a fiery rainbow got all up in their beaks with the most furious nose-boop in all the land.

4/?

>>29785546

>Bullshit bullshit bullshit, you guys don’t need a stupid idol to be great again! You don’t need some… what, statue? Whatever it was, you don’t need it to be as grand as you used to be! This place used to be amazing! It used to be awesome and huge and pretty, but then you just gave up because some onelost a hunk of whatever!?

{Technically it was a golden cup… wing… thing. And we didn’t lose it, Arimaspi stole it! In the middle of a thunderstorm, after a huge battle!}

>I don’t care if it was stolen on a bright and sunny day after a ticklefight on a giant Celestia’s ass!

{…I would care.}

“You could be awesome all by yourselves! You’ve just gotta belive in yourselves! Believe… in the magic inside!”

They believed there was something inside them when her hooves parted and a rainbow somehow appeared, alright. They just weren’t sure why it took so long to kick in.

‘We’re griffons, not losers! We’re not weedy little ponies who crumble at the first attack from a bunch of bugs!’

>You are really making this hard.

(I’m glad I shot you a bunch.}

‘WE’RE GRIFFONS! AND WE ARE NOT! DWEEBS!’

Her screech finally reached them, she felt. When she saw the first one take interest and soon the idea spread like wildfire, it was clear that something had gotten through. Something had finally lit a fire in them long since dormant and the new adventure had begun.

{…naaah-}

CRUNCH!

(WELL I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU ALL BUT I SURE AM INSPIRED!)

Yakkistan would be sending them a noise complaint shortly from that changelings yell. It would be deemed valid, as would the assault charge from the broken bone sustained when a cyan hoof slammed down on the changelings chitinous one.

(YES! FELLOW CHANGELING! I AGREE!)

It was good his fellow ling caught on for camaraderie purposes, and for the sake of her own limb before a pink one could do a repeat of her friends actions, not so much for the hearing of anyone nearby.

5/?

>>29785552

(Those words have moved us, your would be conquerors, and shown us the real power of the griffon spirit!)

(…what are we-)

She went face down with a smack, and was quickly replaced by the final one in the line.

(We now know that even if we were to take this land, we could not take your freedom of mind! You truly are a unique and brave and powerful species, worthy of recognition as our own!)

>Yeah! We ponies recognize your quick wits and abilities!

“And also your… a-amaaaazziinnggg scone skills. C-cuuulinary perfection!”

It hurt her so much to lie about a pastry. It hurt the griffon beside her who had made them even more, even if she only showed it through anger and violence. She had issues.

>We cannot recognize this conquest, in the name of Equestria! If you all were to formally rule them, then we would cut off all ties rather than be a part of such a noble species being under any rule but their own!

(BY JOVE!)

His monocle had fallen. Things were serious.

(We’d never risk such measures just for the chance to match wits as the griffons attempt to free themselves from our rule! It would not be worth the cost in life and in liberty!)

(NAY! With such might of the ponies and griffons together? We’d lose surely!)

(No seriously I don’t get-)

Smack thump she went.

(Thusified, we cannot allow rulism, and we declare the conquest null!)

The performers took their bows.

{WHAT!?}

{DAMN IT GILDA WHAT DID YOU DO!?}

{WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!}

{YOU FUCKING DWEEEEBBBRRREEEEEEEE!}

At a gentle nudging from the Pegasus, which logically should have come before the very violent hoof stomping, but who was complaining beside his doctor, the changeling continued on.

(However… now that we know you’re smart, and capable, and wise… if you were open to an alliance with us…)

(We could sure use someone of your brilliance on our side!)

(And surely, there could be rates given that reflect how much we respect you!)

(…ohhhHHH! Now I get-)

6/?

>>29785559

Smack goes the chitin

(I was on board I said-)

Smack goes the floor.

(Proceed)

(Yes, with our new alliance, the both of us could come together, and make Griffonstone great again! Welll?)

{…Huddle!}

Nobody actually huddled, they just sort of shrugged, flipped him off in gestures the hooven ones did not understand, called him all sorts of names, and more than one implied they were going to shove something in some orifice.

{Ahem… we accept. Any opposition?}

There was a lot, if the glares and death stares and occasional voodoo doll were any indication. But none anyone would actually say.

{Could’ve just done it the easy way, you know…}

{Just haaaddd to be a dick and cry about it.}

{But… fine. Whatever. Not like we cared anyway!}

The unofficial leader sighed, and after some rummaging in a sack nestled beneath a family of possums, he pulled out a rolled up parchment.

{Then… we are open to talks of a peace treaty, and alliance. We’ll only speak with your queen, nobody else, we’re super important!}

{YEAH!}

Again, that choir training had paid off.

{But after that… we’ll work together.}

(Wouldn’t have it any other way.)

The hoof-to-talon shake would have been awkward already if not for the mismatched limbs, but the smile on one face and deep scowl on the other put the opposition to a new level of absurd.

{Then… welcome, Changeling, to Griffonstone.

While there were smiles and cheers from one side, and grumpy huffing from the other, three who had forced so much slipped away.

(This is the start of a beautiful friendship.)

Everything was wonderful.

~~~~

>GILDA NO!

Or almost.

“I’m starting to think you have a problem.”

The instant they were out of sight, Gilda had returned to her default of finding the nearest thing that annoyed her and strangling it. That thing just happened to be Dash.

‘YOU ALMOST RUINED EVERYTHING, DWEEP-OOF!’

Dash was not taking that anymore.

>I!

7/9

>>29785562

She smacked her right across the face with a hoof.

>JUST!

Then right in the gut with both hind legs.

>WANTED TO!

All four legs right to the back.

>APOLOGIZE!

And finally coming to her senses an instant before she could drop a heavy rock on the downed griffon.

>…ahem.

She looked embarrassed. She did not look sorry.

‘Really?”

The griffon did.

‘You really came all this way, tracked me down… just to say sorry?’

>…yeah.

‘…pfffftttahahAHAHAHH!’

That rock was back to being tempting again.

‘So let me get this straight, I bail on your ass when you start acting like a bitch, and instead of doing anything about it, I just left your dumb ass behind. So then you, after your life gets all fucked up, come down to say sorry to me, the one who knew Lightning Dust was hungry for your job and never even warned you? You’re saying sorry to me?’

Gears shifted in Dash’s mind. Gears she’d much rather have stayed dead, but alas.

>…well when you say it like that, it kind of makes me sound like a giant weenie.

“I was going to say another word, but that would trigger everybody. Every. Body.”

‘You loser… and after all that, after allllll that, you still came over, and helped my convince Griffonstone not to just up and bend over for the changelings? After I punched you through building after building? I really attacked you there! With weapons!’

Rainbow Dash, proud mare she was, suddenly felt like finding the nearest cone, putting it on her head, and returning to the corner she belonged in. There was no duncecap big enough to hide her shame.

‘You- you’re so fucking…ahahahah’

There was no earmuffs strong enough to block out the laughter that made her want to curl into a ball. She probably would have anyway if the griffon didn’t suddenly grab her shoulders and lean into her while she bawled out laughing.

‘AHahahahahah! Ahahahahahahhahahah…ahahahah!’

8/9

>>29785567

“This is good? This is… I don’t have the right wheel of feelings for this, I had to use mine as a bludgeon… this has been a very bad day.’

The one positive to the day was that at the end, the griffon was still smiling.

‘You’re too damn you, Dash.’

At some point, through madness or desperation, the pony smiled back too.

>Guess I’m just too…

‘Loyal.’

It felt more genuine, the longer it went on.

>…we cool?

Gilda held up a balled up talon.

‘We’re cool.’

Dash met it with a hoof bump.

“HUG ALREADY!

Then they hugged, because they’re not weenies about feelings like some dweebs they knew.

>I’m sorry, Gilda…

‘Me too.’

Pinkie joined in, because she had been through too much today not to get a hug, and they all relaxed.

The two ponies task had finally come to an end.

‘…so you had nothing to do with the changelings?’

>Nnnope.

‘Huh. Weird coincidence they came at the same time… but I guess strange stuff just happens around you guys.’

She separated, and with a friendly wave she rose up into the air.

‘I’ve got to make sure they don’t do anything stupid over there. You know how it is.’

>Yeah, we should probably be heading back… you’ll come visit later, right?

‘Just try and keep me away… Dashie.’

With that final wave from both parties, she vanished over the horizon, and the great weight that had held them down this entire trip finally lifted. They’d managed no broken bones, nobody had gone to war, and their friend was back. They’d succeeded,

>Today has been a fucking weird day.

‘Tell me about it.”

>You think anyone else had a day this weird?

“Dashie? Think about how many twists we had in the last hour.”

>So that’s a no?

“If anyone else had anywhere near as weird a day, I’m eating my own tail off.”

>Heh… let’s go home, Pinkie.

It was finally, finally over.

Time to go home at last.

>>29785574
AT LASSST!
THE FUCKING DASH SAGA IS OVER!

>>29785574
>FUNNY!
>LOYALTY!
>FRIENDSHIP END

Ya did good anon.

Real good.

>>29785574
Get ready to taste some cotton candy, pinks.

>>29785574
>Outswindled the griffons out of being a vassal state(...wow that's a weird statement)
>Nice alliance
>Actually managing to slip in a friendship lesson and loyalty from Dash
>It's finally over

Today is a good day.

>>297855974
Can't wait to read the synopsis this.

>>29785689
How do I fuck up that badly...anyway, can't wait to read the synopsis for THIS >>29785574

>>29785696
Really anon?

Really?

He finally ends the long ass Dash/Gilda friendship thing with battles, politics, inspiration and loyalty, and you just want the cliffnotes?

What did he do to hurt you

>>29785574
Good job, Dash/Pinkie! You've bolstered more friendly foreign relations and more helped old scorned friends than AJ has!

Good job, gold star!

>>29785696
TLDR

>Griffons are all for the whole being taken over thing because they want the Changelings to have to fix their place for them
>Don't care about each other because the show is fucking weird about friendship in non-ponies.
>Gilda loses her shit and she, Dash and Pinkie give a big speech about how they are better than that
>But they're still gonna surrender until Dash and Pinkie nudge the changelings into a speech themsleves
>They goad the Griffons by calling them noble and brave and stuff, and then declare they can't take them over because the ponies would fight them and they'd lose.
>So they instead offer an alliance/treaty, and the griffons very reluctantly accept.
>After fighting again briefly, Dash gets though to Gilda that she really did just want to come over and be friends again
>Gilda points out why that's stupid after all the shit she pulled
>But they end up friends anyway
>Now her and Pinkie are going home

KKA. Email.

>>29785822
Checking now! Please hold.

>>29785706
Oh, I just love reading summaries. Weird, I know.

~~~

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

Titanic double-doors large enough for even an entire train to pass through slowly slid open, then slid towards each other again in an attempt to close shut. Over and over they slammed together, driven by machinery hidden within the walls. Yet the massive metal plates never touched, no matter how hard they tried. A massive obstruction was trapped in the middle between them, blocking their designed paths through the furrows along the ceiling and floor.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

The obstruction itself was just as imposing as the doorway itself. A huge monstrosity of armor plates, servo-limbs and hydraulic pistons that inspired vague allusions to a bi-pedal beast of war or burden from the far future. It had ceased to move right between the automatic doors, crumbled in a heap and only jostling now and then whenever the doors slammed against its sides. A highly sophisticated, jet-black long-rang firing weapon was still clutched in its mechanical, right hand.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

The machine's front was pointed towards the hallway he'd come from. To the casual, observer it looked as if it had tried to protect whatever had been behind it... or had tried to keep something out while the doors behind it were supposed to lock it and its opponent out indefinitely.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

The glare of red lights flared up from every angle at once. An alarm-system meant to get the attention anyone who'd be able to see it. In in case it didn't: A glass-covered, digital display had been mounted a short distance away from and above the doorway, flickering on and off with no clear pattern to it. Amidst the claxon of blaring, sharp sounds coming from the wall-mounted speakers, one could hear the same words that were written on every sign and display nearby:


1 / ??

>>29786015


# WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING #
# CRITICAL CONTAINMENT FAILURE #
# SECTORS: J, K, L, M, N, O CONTAMINATED #
# SHELTERS A – Z AT SEVERE RISK #
# EVACUATION IN PROGRESS #
# MOBILE TASK FORCE OMEGA-7 DISPATCHED #
# CODE: “HAMMER DOWN” IN EFFECT #
# TRUST IN EVO #

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

But Discord didn't pay attention to the the noise, the words, the colors or the sights. None of these things could captivate him, none of this grabbed his attention... unlike that single, limp shape laying within the open cockpit of the warmachine before him. From within short distance he'd dared step close, he could perceive that it had been a pony.

Had been, because it turned out to be the body of a completely still and silentpony; draped halfway over the front of the machine and making no sign to be aware of their surroundings anymore.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

He didn't really know why his gaze was locked so firmly onto this one, lone pony, but he began to lose track of the world around him as he stepped closer. If anyone would've asked him right now, he would have found himself unable to explain what had transpired between the point in time when he stood before the gates, and when he had awkwardly clambered upon the fallen, metallic monstrosity to crouch near the motionless body.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

The machine shook. The body shook. Discord shook. But nothing else transpired, no other, independent motion from either machine nor pony could dispel this cruel reality. Tentatively, the draconequus reached out and brushed the blonde mane of the pegasus aside with his clawed paw. But all he saw were the closed eyes, slightly open mouth and completely slack facial expression of a young mare that would never move gain.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.


2 / ??

>>29786023


Young. She had been so incredibly young. It couldn't have been too long ago that she had gotten her cutiemark. It depicted a metallic wrench crossed with a woodsaw, hinting at a destiny and talent that would now never find an application.

>...I'm so sorry...

Time completely lost its meaning to him. His limbs buckled, and he fell down limply before her. Down here, beneath the surface of the world; all alone, powerless and faced with the consequences from his actions taken so long ago, Discord felt something he'd never felt before. From the primordial time when he had whisked his serpentine form across the world without a care or worry, over the time he had willingly toyed with and terrorized the budding enclaves of ponies and others that would later take shape of the society and its inhabitants he knew today, all the way up until he had met and acknowledged his first, real friends. Never before had such a thought, such an emotion, occurred to him. Not this way, and not with this irrefutable intensity.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

He realized that something precious, unique and irreplaceable had been forever lost. A life had been snuffed out, meaninglessly, pointlessly and far too early for it to blossom into its full potential. A great injustice had been committed against someone who had neither been ready nor deserving of such a cruel fate. He feared that there now was no one would mourn the passing of this pony. There was no one left here, and no one had bothered to pick up her lifeless body either. No one but him was here to mourn a pony who had valiantly tried to stand up against, fight and lose tosomething they couldn't even comprehend. No one but him... and mourn, he did.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.


3 / ??

>>29786035


It was all because of him, he finally admitted to himself. All because he had tried to play God. All because he hadn't cared for those who suffered from his mischief. All because he hadn't acted faster. All because he didn't catch on fast enough. He had promised to improve, to try harder, to save those he had condemned to a life of suffering, fear and constant fleeing. He had meant every word, he had meant to change.

>I'm so sorry...

He had failed miserably. His promises were as empty as the grand hallway around him.

>>...help...<<

On the edge of his conscious, he just barely perceived a noise. A request. A word. Spoken quietly. Silently. Pleadingly. It tugged at his heart-strings. He could swear he'd seen the mare's lips move, that it was her voice crying out for him. And yet he forgot that he had heard it a single second later. He wasn't lord and master over his own senses anymore.

>>...help...<<

A burning, hot sensation began to spread and make Discord's throat ache and he felt a prickling sensation in both of his eyes. His vision blurred, and for a moment, he suspected another mental attack trying to further erode his already fraying sanity. The droplets of moisture sliding down his muzzle in tiny rivulets to fall onto the fur of lost and forgotten pony before him dispelled that irrational fear. He tried to watch the droplets fall through the blurry haze, emotions he'd scarcely if ever felt before this moment burning him up from the inside. It felt like dying a little death, like he was losing more and more of himself the longer he remained at her side.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

He didn't count the seconds or even minuts he sat there, mourning the loss of someone he had never been allowed to know. But he couldn't tear his gaze away from this one, lonely pony. A mare, who had sacrificed her life and future, trying to...

… trying to...

>… trying to do what, exactly?


4 / ??

>>29786043


He turned his gaze to the faint shimmer near the mare's chest. There was something he'd thought to be just the reflection of the flashing lights. Something he had assumed to be a necklace, a personal piece of jewelry. But instead of a memento hanging at he end of the chain around the pegasus' neck, there was some sort of glossy plastic card. Upon it, a picture of the mare before him, along with a name and her former occupation. He had to lean closer and squint to read it in the erratic lightning conditions.

HACKWRENCH
MACHINE SUPERVISOR
CLEARANCE: B

At last, he regained the semblance of a sense for where he was and why his steps had carried him here in the first place. By turning his head as he rose back to all fours, he was able to read the large, bold letters emblazoned upon the metallic doors. How he'd missed them up until now was beyond him.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

'SHELTER A1', they said. Immediatley to the left of the fallen machine, he found a wall-mounted terminal the likes of which Twilight Sparkle used in her reclusive laboratory and Fawtaine's shops across the land featured occasionally, awaiting user input. He'd seen them, but it had taken him a long time to truly understand them at all.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

As his mind worked out a solution to this frankly obstruction in his path, he cast another glance at the plastic card, then back at the terminal. He had to admit to himself that he simple wasn't used to approaching problems practically or logically, so it took the fallen God a disproportionate amount of time to figure out the missing puzzle-piece. His eyes flickered back and forth once again. Looking closely, he could vaguely make out a small, thin slot beneath the screen of the terminal.

Discord frowned.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.


5 / ??

>>29786050


By the time the hellishly annoying, repetitive noise rang out yet again, a decision had been made. He, the machine and the lone mare were jostled by the impact of the double doors. Once it all stopped moving, Discord took the mare's ID and gave her one final, longing look.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

He couldn't see any open injuries on her body. No bruises, no signs of struggle. It was as if she had just slumped over, the machine she had operated crumbling without its pilot to move it and thus leaving both right in this spot. There was no explanation for her fate, All he knew, all he was certain of beyond the faintest shadow of a doubt, was that he needed to get someone to help more urgently than ever before. He needed to leave immediately and find someone to salvage this horrid scenario from further unfolding and claiming even more lives.

Granted, at this point he really felt like he needed to be saved himself.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

The draconequus carefully removed the identification card from the mare, hopped off the idle warmachine and approached the terminal. It sprung to life in response to his presence right away, displaying the omnipresent EVO logo in all its unsettling, colorful glory before demanding user input.

GA-CHACK... CLACK.

It took him far longer than he liked to admit to get it to accept the keycard, and even longer still for him to understand the terminal was to be navigated through touch-sensitive controls. Thankfully, he had a limb for every single species potentially required. By the time he had found the option to unlock and open Shelter A1, his tail anxiously whip-lashed back and forth behind him.

A final prompt flashed on the screen in bold lettering, conveying urgency.

# SHELTER A1 IN FULL LOCKDOWN #
# EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS IN EFFECT #
# CLEARANCE B OR HIGHER REQUIRED #

# DISENGAGE EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS TO OPEN MAIN GATEWAY? #
# Y / N #


6 / ??

>>29786057


He didn't even need to think about it twice. He didn't doubt or reconsider his actions anymore. If his understanding of the few maps encased within the small, rectangular boxes along the walls were to be believed, this was the only way out. The only, clear path designated by those who had constructed this place and marked it upon the maps in case of an emergency. And this clearly was an emergency like no other! With two erratic flicks of his limbs, he inserted Hackwrench's card into the slot and pressed the big, glowing Y.

GA-CHACK...

There was a slight moment of delay between his actions, and the results of them unfolding.

...CLACK:

The insufferable alarms, the brightly flashing lights and the constant slamming of the doors into the machine stopped. A steady, distant hum picked up in volume and intensity, causing the floor beneath him vibrate. It was as if someone had turned on the power grid for the subterraneous superstructure at last. The emergency light flickered off, then the main overhead lights turned on, bathing everything around him in a glaring white light and chasing away the suffocating darkness that had threatened to overwhelm him on every step on his way here.

Discord turned to face the gateway to his left expectantly, and it didn't disappoint him. With a loud, screeching noise of protesting machinery, the doors slid open to hopefully reveal his darkened path back to the surface. He shook with anticipation, his steps hasty and hurried. He was already moving past the warmachine when the lights within the room before him turned on.


7 / ??

>>29786061


What he saw in the bright, unforgiving light coming from above made him complexity lose his momentum and came to a slow stop. Not just Discord's movements, but his thoughts slowed to a crawl and he froze on the spot. He felt as if he had been subjected to yet another conversion into an inanimate statue. The reason for his stop, for the raging fear and terror that threatened to tear his mind asunder were... bodies.

An entire room the size and height of an airship hangar full of unmoving bodies.

So many, many bodies. Piled up high, lining the walls, the floor, strewn about like the discarded toys of a whimsical, angry child who had thrown them away in a fit of rage. Ponies, griffons, minotaurs, diamond dogs... and even what appeared to be juvenile dragons were among them. Race, origin, age, strength, intellect... it all hadn't mattered to their assailant. Whatever had rampaged through this shelter and likely those before it hadn't differentiated between one or the other.

It had taken every life all the same.

He could see the gleaming, black riot armor of what must have been EVO security, working overalls of maintenance ponies, the casual garb of everyday folks just trying to make a living. But worst of all were the children. Little bodies, of every conceivable species, laying in small lumps near the bodies of their parents. They all laid on the floor, in various positions that made clear that they had been caught unawares by whatever had claimed their lives, causing them to just slump over bonelessly on the spot and to never move again.


8 / ??

>>29786069


There had to be over a hundred of them in total, just in this singular shelter. One shelter, of the 26 that been designated with one letter of the alphabet. Each letter, assigned with shelters numbering 1 through 9. If every shelter down here looked the same as this one, there had to be thousands, if not tens of thousands victims that were already claimed by this unspeakable horror.

The realization threatened to make Discord choke on his own bile. The humid, warm, used-up air that had been accumulating with this chamber turned mass grave rolled over him, causing him to blink rapidly and take a step back.

“Shoot him already! He's with EVO, to come to finish the job!”

The sound of a shrill, panicked voice calling out caught him so unawares, he momentarily thought he had at last snapped and begun to hallucinate. His mind had always been on the indistinct border between sanity and insanity, so the discovery of so many dead might just have pushed over the edge at last. Or so he thought, at first.

“First of all, screw your conspiracy theory bullshit! EVO didn't do this, they did nothing but good for us! Secondly, I fucking can't! It's Discord!”

Another voice, gruff and masculine, rang out to his left, causing him to whip his head around to look for its source. But all he saw were bodies; the bodies of those slain, the bodies of those lost.

“Why not?! What if he's with the princesses! He's going to kill us!”

A sharp whine, followed by a metallic click rang out to his left. As he lifted his hands, he tried to raise his voice, to assure the survivors of his good intentions. But he was drowned out by their yelling... and the strange, powerful hum that had picked up in volume since the moment he had entered.

“How the flying fuck am I going to shoot and kill a God?! You've seen what this thing did to that THING! Nothing at all!”


9 / ??

>>29786069


If possible, the first voice became even more panicked. Whoever it was sounded close to a breakdown, shrill and high-pitched. He felt like he might follow suit if she did.

>Look, I...!

“Oh God...! OH GOD! He turned off the gates! The time-dilation trap isn't working anymore!”

Finally, movement, and someone he could look at. A dark shape shot up into the air from one of the piles of bodies in the shelter, the shrill, bird-like screech of a griffon who hadn't yelled at him yet cutting through the air.

“NO! Nononononononononnono!”

All hell broke lose. The gray-feathered griffon swooped towards him, wild, bloodshot-eyes dancing within the face of someone who looked like they were facing death itself. To his left, a hulking, muscular minotaur clutching a smaller version of the weapon the warmachine behind him had tried to use. To his left, a disheveled, spectacled mare with a white labcoat emerged, tears streaking down her eyes, a look of pure, undisguised hatred directed at him.

Movement. The griffon rapidly closed the distance between them. But instead of slamming into him, the griffon swooped past him, ruffling his fur with the gust of wind as he sped past. He couldn't make out whether it had been a male or female, but he called out regardless, reaching out as if to hold onto him.

>Wait!

What happened next was a sight Discord would never forget in what little time remained for him.
10 / ??

>>29786081


A darting, thin streamer of radiant, blue light shot out through the massive gate on the other end of the shelter. Within glimmered the lights of countless stars and suns, a whole universe of its own. It struck the griffon mid-flight, causing him to jerk, then drop onto the floor and come to skidding halt. He didn't move, didn't even twitch... unlike the flailing, twisting, helpless specter of pure, white light that now dangled at the end of the band of light. The griffon of light had the same outline and features of the griffon that was now motionless on the floor, though they were indistinct in their incorporeal nature.

The band of light pulled taut before he could say anything, and yanked the soul of the slain griffon back, through the room, beyond the enormous doors.

“MURDERER! YOU KILLED US! YOU KILLED US ALL!”

He didn't even have any strength left to look to his side. The mare shrieked, diving for him, spittle frothing at the corners of her mouth. He had no doubt that she wished severe bodily harm onto him. He was certain she would, if she was willing and able to actually wound him in his current state.

>>GRATITUDE<<

But none of that mattered anymore. None of it mattered. Reality shuddered. It spasmed so hard the walls around him seemed to fall apart, revealing what laid beyond the veil of the material world. A shapeless, formless darkness that defied explanation and could rend a mortal mind asunder with a single glance.

>>FREEDOM<<

Reality heaved again, harder, shuddering in protest as something that defied all logic, rules of nature and explanation drew near. When the gigantic head of a being that was impossible to describe in simple words pushed through the huge metal doors beyond which it had been trapped as if they weren't even there, the world stopped making sense.


11 / 16

>>29786098


A vaguely equine head surrounded by a writhing, burning mane of raw, brilliant power of creation turned to look at him. Two eyes so deep he could see stars and whole galaxies birthed within them focused on him and him alone. Discord beheld the visage of GOD. His grip on his sanity and reality slipped completely.

>>DISCORD<<

A false star flared to his right, shot from the weapon of a lesser mortal. Flared and faded, before it struck her. An electric shiver took to the air. He awoke as a child, terrified and alone. He was scared of the Storm that was brewing. Fire burst forth from his lips. The world became black and white.

Why was he speaking in a tongue he'd never heard before? Eons have passed since Mother has left. Her children waited on the shores of the material world for her return, lost in the lapping waves of time. Hell is now closer than ever, immortality has become cheap and the screaming grows with every second.

Another soul was freed from its failing, mortal coil. The slack face of a mare gazes up at him uncomprehending what had just happened to her. His eye twitched involuntarily. Across nations, across time, as reality stopped making sense, Discord lifted his hands before the judging gaze of two alicorns. There was blood on his hands. He couldn't cry. He couldn't understand. He laughed maniacally. Another soul was freed.

They weren't dead. The souls of the living were clasped in the hands of the goddess, awaiting Judgement. The goddess cried. The ponies, the griffons, the minotaurs, the dragons, the diamond dogs, the children; they cried out in fear. They couldn't understand. He shifted uncomfortably. Another soul was freed.


12 / 16

>>29786106


He looked upon the goddess, and she was pleaded with him. The souls cried out at him. The mare's body slid down along his front, tears running down his muzzle. Another soul was freed. He was on his knees. He pleaded with the goddess not to leave just yet. He heard children's laughter, intermingled with the hateful, uncomprehending cries of the lost. Another soul was freed. He was screaming as he realized that nothing could stand in her way, or they would join her like everyone else. He was her child. Only he could stand in her presence, dauntlessly.

He could not see anything anymore. His hands clutched, his throat burned. The floor rushed up to meet him. He awoke with a scream, surrounded by the bodies of those who never had a choice. His eye twitched involuntarily. Another soul was freed. A band of radiant light shot across the room and struck him. As she killed him, he made no sound. Another soul was freed.

>>DISCORD<<

His attempt to answer was cut brutally short as his body experienced a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions he became dismayed. Princess Celestia handed him a flower, but it slipped through his fingers. He was reborn as a pony. The goddess disapproved. A crack echoed through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect, beautiful, musical note. Children everywhere around him stop what they were doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation.

Her song.


13 / 16

>>29786118


Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. He hesitated momentarily before allowing himself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as he perused the information contained within the universe. A small library in Ponyville ceased to exist. He stumbled under the weight of everythingness. His mouth opened up to cry out, and collapsed around his body before blinking him out of the spatial plane. He existed only within the imagination of those who once knew him.

The fountainhead of all knowledge rolled along the ground and collides with a young mare whose mane was a brilliant mixture of blonde and red. His head twisted sideways as spacetime was reestablished. He blinked back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for the goddess to direct a glower at him as her body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe reasserted itself.

A particular, young mare is trapped in a cell for the rest of her natural life. A Queen dies in a freak accident moments later, and his soul worked at the returns desk for the Ponyville library. He disapproved. His disapproval set ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child began to cry as he walked toward the stairway where his Mother stands. Another soul was freed.

The universe was engulfed within itself. A cart advertising redemption drove by him. It disapproves. An unnatural force reversed the world's gravity. He asked for Time. The goddess reciprocated with a mild convulsion, and laughter. He disapproved. His disapproval released a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. Another soul was freed.


14 / 16

>>29786125


His constant disapproval sent silence through everything. A contrived beast became omnipotent. Another soul was freed. The goddess gave him the Light. His body became an unsettling blob of nothingness, then it divided by itself. The universe realigns itself. He and the lost jointly disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Tartarus freezes over. A Changeling is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific gate. He asks for redemption.

Another soul was freed. He screamed as the goddess lifted it to his face. She laughed melodically as he pleaded with her. She devoured the soul as it pleads for mercy. He disapproves and condemned her to an eternity in a certain void where a certain Mother and a specific soul were located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of his irrational decision. He is locked away and is fed souls for the rest of his natural existence.

An alicorn refuses to break down during the process of digestion. A Changeling dies in a freak accident. A certain mare lives the rest of her life in a comatose state. His soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a soul gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus.

He asked for Time. The child, the goddess, refuses to reciprocate. He demanded a lawyer. she remind him harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only Light. His name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. Another soul was freed.

The comatose mare vanquishes his soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. He begged for Time. A certain mare's name is written on an obelisk in Saddle Arabia. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. His soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Souls are banned universally.


15 / 16

>>29786133


The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Sun. Moon, Equus, and unnamed, third rock from the Sun. He and the goddess were the only mass in existence. Conveniently, he was on vacation here. The goddess' need for souls re-establishes space-time. Equus is recreated under her intergalactic rule. Souls are her army.

Hope left him. His mind cried out one final time, a singular, sensible existence within an ocean of souls without destination, without means to pass on. As one, they follow suit, singing a song that destabilized her one, all-numbing note.

...Discord...

He woke up, for the last time.

Mother.

Mother was everywhere.

His End finally rushed up to meet him.

He was kidnapped.

He pleaded, no, begged for just a bit of Time.

Just a little.

Just enough for someone to notice.

Smiling sadly, Mother bestowed upon him the gift of a singular month.

Reality shuddered.

A child cried out in helpless fury.

And Mother left.

With her, what separated him from the the Light was gone as well.

He couldn't be happier.


The Light.... the light... l...


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~~~

What.

>>29786143
That ending went straight out bonkers.

>>29786143
What the fuck did I just read

>>29786143
Okay, so they're not dead, they just got their souls sucked out? And during the finale they're They're seeing through space and time.

I kinda dig this.

>>29786143
This was goddamn rediculous, hard to follow at the end, seemingly random and downright insane.

I fucking love it.

>>29786143
>They're not dead but their souls are ripped out

Holy shit

>>29786143
Is this what happens when you watch 2001 in one eye and mlp in the other?

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>>29786143
Hmm. Now back to Sunset's plan.

>>29786143
This actually gave me hope that there is no way Sunset, Chitania or pretty much anyone can ever pull off challenging god. I mean look what just a tiny fragment of her did to Discord. That's just surreal. There's just some things mortals aren't meant to see.

>>29786143
So did he stop it or is it just gonna pop out?

>>29786392
Good question. It seems deliberately vague

>>29786220
>They're seeing through space and time.
Wait. So are some of the things hidden in there possible hints at future events?

>>29786390
You say that.

Then you fail to take into account that despite this thing getting loose and going on a rampage, Sunset could still recapture and hold it. Discord had to let it out again, her defenses stopped it dead. Which means in the scale of holding back gods it's

Sunset>Discord>Evo employees

>>29786445
Holy shit that's both amazing and scary to think about.

>Fizzle
“??”
~~~

It felt like it was raining.

>AHAHA!

Hundreds on hundreds of missiles, beams of light, bullets, even railgun spears hammered into him, and yet he only felt the rain.

>AHAHAHAHA!

The dragon’s laughter rang out into the devastation of the city, the stone and the rubble on which he stepped with a deliberate pace. His cackles brought terror to those within the depths of the airship, brought horror to any who could hear him far and wide, yet he never thought once of them.

Never thought once of the barrage, the clash of power that slammed against his solid hide, all of it to him was nothing but raindrops, meant to roll over him without ever truly leaving it’s mark. Every blast they sent his way shook the city, toppled buildings, rattled the land to it’s very core, but he was never moved from his steps.

He barely even felt the metal and shrapnel and flames upon his thickened, blackened hide.

>Ahhaha… ahaha..

The smell of smoke rolling all around reminded him of his old home, that craggy and lava ridden wasteland that the dragons proudly called their own. Before this day, he had never forgotten a single day of his horrid life, of staying with those who he hated and annoyed him and he would never dream of calling friend.

Dragons didn’t do friends.

>Ahaha… haaaa.

He didn’t either, in that time before.

Now, he could barely remember it.

>…Is this…

He closed his eyes for a second, taking that second to feel those warm raindrops on his body, and the shaking down to his chest and very soul.

>Is this how she is all the time?

He opened his eyes once more, swatting a claw to effortlessly knock away a particularly large missile with casual flair. It spun through the air before crashing off into the distance, completely leveling a building on the very outskirts of town into nothing.

He was pretty sure that was the third one they’d fired so far.

>Is this what it’s like for her?

Everything below him looked so very small.

1/?

>>29786539

Buildings he’d walked by every day, skyscrapers he’d gawked at when he’d seen them built in their time, even the very roads he walked on that had once seemed so spacious now felt paper thin. Everything in the world seemed so small and so brittle now.

Everything was tiny, and he had only grown larger.

>…is this what she is, every day?

He batted another missile aside, just to show that he could, relishing the massive boom it gave off when it finally landed and wrecked whatever city block it had landed upon. He relished in the invincible power, the untouchable feeling for just a little while longer.

>This is… her.

He felt big.

>This is how she sees things, all the time.

He felt powerful.

>This is how she feels things.

He felt so different, he no longer could even recall what it was to be the dragon back home.

>…and she gave it to me.

It must have looked absurd to the ones in the airship. Maybe his acts gave them a bit of hope that they were pushing him back, forcing him away with their technological might and prowess. Maybe they felt they had finally started to win when he slowed, and savored the moment of opening and closing his claws over and over. Feeling the weight as his arms lifted, rolling his neck to scratch them against the new spines. They must have thought the advantage their own.

>She let me have it.

They could not have been more wrong.

>Because…

He didn’t feel a single drop of pain as time went on.

He felt nothing but the indescribable feeling that put a smile on his face unlike any other.

>…she knows I can do it too.

That smile twisted, wicked in it’s form as he peered through the destruction before him towards his target.

>You fuckers don’t get it.

They peered right back into those burning eyes, and they feared.

“Miss Pennydrop, what do we do!? Do we have any other weapons systems, a shock for the hull, a bomb to blow up the city, something!? ANYTHING!"

2/?

>>29786543

The captain of this airship, stalwart, reliable and experienced despite the relative recent creation of the job as a whole, hadn’t yet found a situation where he would completely despair.

“…Miss Pennydrop?”

But when he finally tore his gaze from the screen ahead, and witnessed the empty commanders chair his employer had once occupied, nary a trace of her in the hallways or open door, it was time for a first.

“…oh.”

>AHHHHAHAHAHHA!

The airship never had a chance.

“OooohhSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIEVERYBODYABA-”

He dove forwards with reckless abandon the moment he was close enough, crossing over buildings with a single wild bound. The airship tried to move, tried to back away when it had realized it’s foolheaded mistake to allow the beast to grow even a step closer, but such creations were not made to reverse as quickly as they could fly forwards, the one direction they sought least of all.

They could do nothing but scream as the black and grey shape moved far faster than logic would imagine something that size capable of, just as the Titan herself moved so often. They had let his shape, the bulky form, fool them exactly as he had intended.

They could do nothing but scream as his laughter grew in their ears, and his massive form grew in their view.

>YOU FUCKERS DON’T GET IT!

He crashed with sound of booming thunder, his clenched claw ramming straight into the nose of the ship. Despite his massive size, the airship dwarfed him in scale, to the level he could have comfortably rested within the heart of that ship with room to spare.

Yet, it screeched all the same when it felt his blow.

>You don’t get it!

There was a fantastic barrage against his face, a total blast of fire and metal washing over his sight enough to shroud his sight and block them out. With their opening, they poured in their all, firing off the entirety of their engines in desperation to fly up, away, backwards, any direction that would free them from him.

3/?

>>29786553

He cackled with glee as his claw snapped out, sinking into the metal a mere second before it could fly away. His heels dug into the ground, shredding the streets below as if they were nothing as he held back their escape. His free claw whipped back, and with a single swing he rocked everyone within that airship.

>This is what she’s like all the time!

Those who could hold on, stand up and fire away, kept doing so. Those who could keep their wits at the looming grin in their sight fired off at point blank range, praying, hoping to a being so very far up above for an intervention that would free them and save their lives.

>Not just when she’s like this either!

His screeching cackle was nearly drowned out in all the blasting and the shaking of the ship as his claw came down again, this time leaving deep marks along it’s top as it raked back.

>She’s like this every day, every minute, every second she’s awake! She lives like this every day, feeling like this, being like this! And now…

His second claw latched on, gripping hold as tightly as the first, and his muscles rippled beneath the armor plating.

>Now I get to feel it too!

With a triumphant roar, he brought the ship to the earth.

>She’s invincible, you idiots! You think that attack stopped her!? You think anything you could do would stop her!? She's unstoppable you morons!

Pinned, they couldn’t even fire back as his fist swung back, and with one blow ripped off a chunk of that airship nearly as large as his head. Smoke, fires and screams could be heard from the exposed and gaping wound in the ship. Down beneath the frame he could see tiny movements, like ants crawling around in an anthill he’d easily kicked over. Screaming and wailing as they looked on in fear to the great scaled face above.

It only made him laugh harder.

>And so am I!

4/?

>>29786563

He rolled back his shoulder, lifting the entire thing up with only a single claw. The frame bent, glass began to shatter along it’s sides, the entire structure threatening to tear apart and only the expert craftsmanship of the ship keeping it together. With that single claw, even his muscles strained to their limit to hold it up.

He found it was worth the pain and burning he felt, just to see the look on their faces.

>She didn’t have to give me this, she really didn’t… but you know what? She knows how to pick ‘em, she knows what power really is and how strong someone really is! That’s me, baby. I’m Fizzle, the Titan! And someday…

He finally added the other claw to alleviate the pain and pressure. A single smirk was all he gave them more, before his whole body suddenly rolled back.

>SOMEDAY I’LL DO IT!

With a heave, he cast the ship into the sky.

The entire thing, lifted right off the ground and hurled with such might that it vanished into the mixture of smoke and clouds above.

>SOMEDAY!

His arm curled behind him, his fist clenched until blood seeped from within his palm, and he roared.

>SOMEDAY I’LL BE JUST AS STRONG AS HER!

He prepared to jump, and give one final, dazzling uppercut to finish it, finish everything and render it all to pieces.

He never got his chance.

>What?

The sudden eruption from above stalled him. The sound of metal moaning and ripping stalled his movements as much as his breath. He watched the dark clouds above, smoke and dust of their weapons creation, waiting for the airship to finally fall.

It never did.

Not as a whole.

>What the…

Pieces.

A thousand tiny metal pieces fell instead. Falling down before him, on him, pieces of metal and wiring and nuts and bolts of the airship’s body came down on him in a rain of destruction from above.

5/?

>>29786571

Heavy pieces of torn steel mingled in with the tiny flakes to bounce off his hide, rolling over him and leaving behind streaks in his stained scales. His claws cupped before him, watching as the pieces of what had attacked him pooled into them in a scrapheap.

He’d never felt more confused, or unnerved.

>…Did I do that?

The beginning of his answer came with a resounding clang when a massive sheet of metal fell to his side.

Another fell before he could even register the sting in his ears.

Both of them, massive enough he could have held them up and used them comfortably as a shield, had been warped, twisted beyond recognition, bent and battered until they had nearly formed a perfect curve.

Something had done this, something had ruined these walls that looked strong enough to hold back at least a few of his blows.

Something, that left behind hoof prints.

>…Is that-

He smiled as his head turned upwards to the sky, and the clouds parted away.

At first, it was nothing but a dark shape. A silhouette visible even in the blackened clouds of the smoke above. Something massive, oozing with power that rumbled like a storm above. It was not with a crack of lightning or a bolt of thunder that it fell, but of a rolling meteor coming to earth.

Down from those clouds it fell, smoke curling around it’s every corner and forms, mingling perfectly with the black hide it touched only briefly. Brilliant white followed past, rolling in the wind as the mammoth shape fell past.

With it’s fall, it did not bring rain of those pieces of that mighty airship, but a storm.

6/8

>>29786578

A storm so thick, so wide, it would have flooded the world had the metal not been so finite, it's metal shards clashed against the ground louder than any hurricane could as they brought a covering that nearly shrouded even the towering shape in it’s entirety before at last, with a resounding blow that rocked the city to it’s very foundations, it landed and sank the earth beneath it with it’s might.

Behind that monstrous shape, the weapon that had been so useless against him fell to the earth. The cored out, split corpse of the airship that had been his brief foe gave little more than a few weak explosions along it’s hull before crumpling like paper, felled beyond salvation and recognition.

With one final burst of it’s internal weapons, it erupted, shrouding the shape before him in a darkened shadow and casting wind and shrapnel in every direction. When the last piece fell, there was nothing but silence left in that crumbling city.

Nothing but silence, and two massive shapes to regard one another.

One side, the monstrous dragon, twisted in form.

The other, a stare so very familiar, on a face so very familiar.

The stare of Queen Chitania.

>Figures.

He frowned, but only for a second.

>Kill stealer.

No matter how he tried to force it, he couldn’t manage.

He just couldn’t stay angry at the Titan watching eye level back at him.

>I totally had it, but you just had to come in and steal my thunder didn’t you? Well, shows you. I’ve been kicking ass up and down this place all day!

He flexed his armored muscles as he approached the Changeling Queen, showing off his best with his most wicked smile.

>Ehhh, I guess you can have that one, can’t let me get the last blow in, can you? I get it… you’re the best.

7/8

>>29786584

When he finally reached close enough to her, near enough he could have reached out and grabbed hold of her had he the courage or the insanity to do so.

He couldn’t describe it when he came to a halt. When he stood there, perfectly level with her for the first time in his life, successful in battle and feeling so very powerful, he couldn’t describe it.

Looking her straight in the eyes, at last, turned his cocky smile, his grin of malice, into one of pure warmth.

>Awesome, wasn’t it?

At last, he felt on her level, he felt he could hold his claw out, curled into a fist, and wait for her.

At last, he could feel something real when he watched that Titan hoof lift from the ground and angle towards him.

>…couldn’t have done it without you-

The whole world heard the powerful crack when her hoof collided with his cheek.

>>29786588
>The whole world heard the powerful crack when her hoof collided with his cheek.

Did... did Chitty just bitchslap TitanFizzle?

>>29786588
>That ending

I feel like I'm missing something but I can't stop laughing

>>29786588
>The whole world heard the powerful crack when her hoof collided with his cheek.

...chitty what the fuck

he wanted a bro-fist

why you gotta be a bitch

>>29786588
Why did that ending make me laugh so hard

>>29786588
>He spends the whole time thinking about how much he admires her and how strong she is and how much he wants to be just like her and she's the best
>Immediately steals his Airship kill and then punches him the fuck out

Did Pennydrops bitchiness latch onto her in there?

Alright! LKA or Other KKA, who wants to do the Homage?

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>>29786588
>mfw Sunset's plan involves Chitania somehow assimilating Fizzle and his unique brand of Titan power for her own upgrade
>mfw Fizzle finally starts believing in others, only to be betrayed for power

>>29786661
OH SHIT

That actually makes sense! Why Chitty would let her take it, why she gave him a durability powerup, why she kept it from Fizzle till the very end, why she sent Fizzle out first to fight it, then waited until he'd finished off the airship and didn't see it coming.

She's gonna eat his Dragon Durability or something so she can maintain the FUCKHUGE level of hugeness!

>>29786661
>>29786674
That ending is no longer funny.

It's heartbreaking.

>>29786653
KidKuddler to the rescue! You know, one of these days I really just wanna write a story of a kid getting hugged...

Homage should be easily finished within a day. On the second one, at worst. My cut-off point is going to be right afterJAW, as from the original email KKA sent me.

>>29786705
Wait, so this was aliens?

...OH DEAR GOD>>29786661
>INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS

You clever sons of bitches!

>>29786713
>>INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS

Discord... failed? Aw shit man this is gong to hell in a handbasket

>>29786723
I was referring to Chitty(Theoretically) taking Fizzle's unique Titan Powers for her own powerup.