Are ponies the greatest invention humankind has ever created?

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>>29766969
Not the fat ones

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>>29766998

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>>29766969
Are humans the greatest invention ponykind has ever created?

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>>29766969
Findings ways to bully ponies is the greatest invention humans created

>>29767010
Sometimes I get annoyed at how OP ponies are, then I remember that they aren't real and we are.

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>>29767004
But there's an exception for purple fatties

>>29766969
It's actually the cure for polio. You would most likely be dead right now without it.

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>>29766969
Yes, of course, the cure for cancer is not even created yet!

>>29766969
In the top 10, along with the television, the computer, and Nerds Rope.

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>>29766998
But I like my purple waifu with a bit of a pudge.

>>29767028
They're only as powerful as we allow them to be, Anon.

>>29767075
How needs the polio vax when I have my pony waifu?

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>>29766969
The greatest invention we have made this far is the mare pussy pocket pussy

>>29766969
No, pony dick is

>>29766969
i thank god for that even when he broke my arm the day before test to go to art school and now im fucking fag

>>29768083
This is the greatest post I've ever read on /mlp/.

>>29768089
i love being adhd and alive doing nothing for my life because there is pony

>>29767905
This.

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>>29766969
Without a doubt. And yet until we make them real it's worth nothing. A marvel of human mind, a manifestation of all things we deem good, the peak of all our creation, the pinnacle of our culture - bound to forever remain beyond our reach.

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>>29766998

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>>29766998
You better stop talking shit.

>>29766969
No. Cartoon ponies are the greatest invention humankind has ever created.

Real ponies are cancer-prone abominations of biology, unnaturally selected by humans to develop certain traits specifically for lugging heavy freight (e.g. coal-filled minecarts) around. They beg for death.

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>>29766998
>he wouldn't a Mrs. Cake
cease drawing breath immediately

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>>29768792

>>29766969
no

>>29766969

yes

>>29766969


maybe

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>>29766969
I don't know

>>29774313
Can you repeat the question?