/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread

>>29766291
>Anon stumbles across a strange town in the middle of nowhere that isn't on his map
>The first thing he notices is that everyone is acting very strange
>They don't really speak to each other, and when they talk to him he'll often find himself finishing a conversation with a different pony than what he started with
>The jobs around town all seem to be totally interchangable
>The mare who cooked his pancakes at the diner is the same mare that showed him to his room at the hotel
>When he tried to pay for these goods and services, they all get confused
>The concept of money seems totally foreign to them
>Finally, after staying in town for a few days, he realizes that there isn't a single stallion to be found
>They're all mares
>Which might explain why they're all doting on him and following him around
>When he finally asks what is going on, they immediately reveal the truth:
>The town is a hive mind
>They aren't entirely sure how or why it happened, but they just woke up one day as a singular entity
>And that entity thinks Anon is really cute
>They stare adoringly at Anon as they all ask in unison if Anon would please be their coltfriend

Has anyone done a scarecrow yet? That could be a fun one, could live on Apple Acres and just pretend she's not sentient when AJ and her family are around.

Ayyy
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>>29766373
Look at these mind-communists

>>29766456
This is the Strange Waifu General though, not just for snakes, unless something has changed in the past year I'm unaware of.

>>29766475
Danger noodle based pones are swt pones. Feel free to bump both threads if you want to though.

Wonder what Yarn, Snowglove, Icarus, and Headless are up to these days. Need to reread Don't Lose Your Head.

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Not technically a snake, Metzli is a coatl pone

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Huh. Maybe I'll put something here if this thread survives long enough for me to make it.

>>29766475
>not just for snakes
just for thingpone as i recall

>>29766527
Tatzlpone a best

>>29766529
Thingpone usually had her own thread, until anons complained about greentext shitting up the board and chased her in here.

>>29766529
I apologize if I'm wrong since it's been over a year, but I remember this general having dullahans, ghosts, robots, soda ponies, etc, the appeal was everything was allowed. Did that change towards the end?

Little Lady is still my waifu I don't give a fuck.

>>29766564
Soda Ponies? I'm not familiar with the concept

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>>29766582
First rule. Don't feed coke pony a mentos.

>>29766857
i think that only works with diet

>>29766558
i think it happened the other way around. as i recall before it was /swt/ it was just an anon who wanted to write about weird waifus like the chimera, then someone else wrote about a diamong dog, and i kinda stopped following the threads after that.
i do know at one point it was pretty much all thingpone.

>>29766373
Sound sexy as fuck

>>29766373
Unity?

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Where my Thingfags at?

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Oh wow it's back, nice to see it again regardless of its current state.

>>29766564
Nah, as far as I understood this thread was still everything of the unnatural. What eventually led /swt/ to a crawl was most of the writers, myself included, ended up getting busy with life to continue stories. Another piece of the reason is what >>29766558 mentioned. A lot of certain creatures would seem to get their own thread, probably because content creators had a better chance of getting recognition for their work since it applied to one certain theme. Thing, snakes, goo, planes, demons, it didn't matter, they would split up into threads that could only be held up by writers and art, and well since they tend to be one subject they would become bumpfests as well. Anywho, I personally can only hope anons with time on their hands get interested in making any kind of content, regardless of what or how they feel about their talents.

>>29766418
Idk but if I have time this week I sure has hell would like to attempt a doodle.

>>29767403
i'm here

LEWD
SHARKS
ON
THE
RISE

>>29767568
dun dunn

>>29767568
THERES A RISING TIDE
IN MY PANTS

SHARK GANGBANG THE HUMAN WHEN!?

Shark pone a QT 3.14

Are they amphibious? Are they equally at home on land or at sea? Where do they spend most of their lives?

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>>29768469

Doink.
Forgot pic.

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>>29768469

And what about dolphins?

>>29767403
I'm working on the next chapter, hoping every day that new arts will spawn from somewhere.

>>29768484
They're dolphins
>"Rape"

>>29768484
>Get abducted by a pod of dolphin pones while swimming in the ocean
>You've heard rumors about dolphin pones before, so you think you're being taken to a rape cave
>You are taken to a cave, but not much rape happens
>They bring you gifts and food, and lay across your lap for scratches and pets
>Every time you try to leave they bring you back
>Even if you could escape, you're far enough underwater that you'd need one of them to give you oxygenated smooches to make it to the surface, much like how they got you here in the first place
>A qt mare hums happily in your lap as you scratch behind her ear and ponder your unfortunate situation
>What to do...

>>29768758
Apply >rape liberally to dolphin

>>29766870
It works with any carbonated drink.
It just works better with diet sodas for
some reason.

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>>29768855
"Because carbonated water containing aspartame has a lower surface tension than carbonated water containing sugar, causing it to nucleate faster and thus fizz with greater vigor."

>>29767397
That would be a cute name for her.
...Them.

>>29769076
Unity was the name of an alien hivemind that Rick dated in Rick and Morty.

Cute scarecrow pony when? Werepony?

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>>29769298

Been done. By Applejack and Scootaloo, respectively.

>Anon catches cutiepox
>It manifests as strong, flu-like symptoms in Anon's alien biology
>After a while, a pony he doesn't recognize joins his friends in taking care of him
>She's really cute and friendly, and they hit it off
>Everytime another pony enters the room, she leaves or hides
>His fever addled mind takes a while to realize how weird this is, and he finally decides to asks his friends what's going on
>There is no pony
>At first, they think it's just a bog-standard hallucination, but upon further scrutiny it's discovered that there's more going on
>It turns out that cutiepox is sentient, and that it's using the hallucinations to communicate with Anon
>Apparently it's attracted to Anon, and has been trying to forge a relationship
>The only reason why it's taking so long to cure it is because the disease is desperately clinging to it's dear husbando
>Cadance is called in, since this is technically a matter of the heart
>They have a dilemma:
>Cutiepox is a sentient, living creature that has just as much a right to life and love as anypony else
>On the other hand, Anon is going to die if they don't cure him soon
>They have to solve philosophy or else Anon is wormfood

>>29769503

Intriguing. Tell on.

You want some strange waifus? Merry chirstmas

http://theartofscarecrows.tumblr.com/

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Thingfag checking in.

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>>29769798
Someone posted this a couple days ago.

Pretty cute.

>>29770131
Would summon to kill space robots with, 10/10

Is this the place for AI Pones?

>>29770231
yes, very much so!

>>29770550
Right then, how does one fuck a program?

>>29770574
I am right here, Anon. Just come and take me

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>>29770574
Virtually. There's a lot of specialized hardware involved.

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the strangest waifu of all

>>29770598
>>29770613
Where can I buy myself a robodong for use with Pone AI?

>>29770670

Akihabara, probably.

It's a big internet.

Almost anything you can imagine (and a few things you would rather not) is offered for sale somewhere.

I'm glad this thread is back again, but I need you all to keep it alive long enough for me to graduate. Then I will actually have time to start writefagging.

>>29770915
How long we talkin' here?

>>29769798
cucklefucks reporting in

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Snek bump!

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Snekpones reporting in

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Snek kisses!

>>29772249
>>29772263
>>29772455
Welcome sneks

>>29769503
>turn anon into a princess
>his immortal body will be able to sustain itself and the infectious disease

>>29773064
>Princess of pneumonia

>>29766373
I like this.

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>>29770613

https://youtu.be/eDW_yAwaHnc

>>29766291
Ohhh! We back now?
Sweet!

>>29772455
>she will never slip her long thin forked tongue into your urethra and tickle your prostate from within while giving you a blowjob

>>29770629
ok, I usually don't get bothered by stuff like this.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

>>29770954
End of summer.

>>29766373
I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED THIS GREEN BUT NOW I DO
WRITEFAGS I NEED YOU

>>29766373
"Hey, Harmony?"
>"Yes, Anon?"
"Do you think maybe we can go one-on-one in the bedroom next time?"
>"But Sugarlump, it's already just you and me! Neither of us want to herd."
"Well, yeah, but you are many. I may be having sex with just you, but when you are using sixteen mares on me it can get a bit exhausting."
>"I like devoting a lot of my attention to you, Nonny~"
"We can still do that from time to time, but I just wanna take a short break from the extravagant orgies, alright?"
>"Okay...if you need some time to soothe your chafed penis, I'll allow it. I love you, Anon~"
"I love you too, Harmony."

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sea snek

>>29775048
She's a cutie. I might just do some green about her.

>>29774907
The penis is chubed

>>29775125
Agree. Who wats to write lewd about Anon getting gang-banged by hive-mind mares?

>>29766445
I didn't know this was a thing but it's fuckin adorable.

>>29766502
I just finished the other day.
I was surprised I remembered so many parts wrong.

>>29767471
I'm working six nights a week and already are trying to get my shit together and remake/start a handful of greens but I think I can contribute a bit.

>>29775168
please do

>bump

why is this thread so barren compared to the other generals?
what makes it so unappealing?

>>29776033
It's clearly got a few people lurking, but there just aren't enough writefags posting I guess.

>>29776088
it's a shame, too.
from the pastebins theres obviously great things that can be done with this subject, but nobody wants to try it out right now.

>>29775131
I have a short green I wrote about a year ago about a hivemind and Thingpone if you wish to see.

>>29776466
Post it.

>>29776498
>Anon likes the mares around ponyville
>Some of them are nice to him, hanging out and talking to him during lunch and just walking up to him in the streets.
>Many of them try more sultry things and he suspects that they are competing for his romance.
>Transition shenanigans of Thingpone copies trying to impress anon in different ways.
>Anon has fun but is starting to feel overwhelmed.
>Anon learns that it is normal for males to have herds in equestria because the male to female ratio is so lopsided in equestria.
>SUDDENRY IDEAR! Anon decides that he will invite all of the mares to a slumber party and slowly edge conversation to romance and partnership. He will then casually insert the idea of a herd.
>Thingpone is worried about all of her bodies being invited to Anon's at the same time. She worries that he somehow suspects something or knows about her.
>Anon worries that the mares might be offended or put off by implying a herd.
>various awkward shenanigans of all her bodies being in the same place.
>Anon eventually tells the mares about his herd idea. Thingpone is enthusiastic with the idea and gets overexcited, forgetting caution. It makes her really horny and she accepts the idea with all of her bodies in agreement at the same time and starts trying to seduce Anon with all of her bodies at the same time to sweeten the deal.
>Anon is utterly overwhelmed, he thought that there would be major disagreement between what he thought were seemingly possessive and territorial mares. He is even more overwhelmed when they all try seducing him at the same time basically implying an orgy.
>Anon is starting to get creeped out. Creepier than that time the whole town randomly burst into coordinated, choreographed song at the same time.
>On the other hand his dick is REALLY liking this idea.

>>29776517
>3 minutes later
>Anon is covered in pussy one for each hand, orally stimulating one and banging one. The last one seems to be content to humping his leg like a dog.
>Thingpone being stimulated so many ways makes her lose concentration, she starts to melt and deform slightly, anon does not notice altho he notices how some of the pussy seems to be grabbing back at him or clenching in weird ways. He shrugs if off as pony anatomy that he did not know about.
>When they are done all is well until anon realizes that instead of five mares there are only four bodies with two of the mares he thought he knew had their two necks and heads necks growing out of one body.
>Anon is like WTF.png
>Thingpone says back to him with two heads on one body "What's wrong anon?"
>Both the heads look down "Oh shit", they say at the same time. "I can explain!" They both say again in perfect sync. The other mares do not seem to be repulsed by the mutant but have the exact same reaction as the two headed mare.
>Anon becomes scared at this point, he does not know what is going on. He backs up out of fear and falls off the bed, the mares jump out of bed including the two headed mare that is supposedly two ponies. "You okay anon?" They all ask.
>"W-what are you? Stay away!" He scoots away from them towards the door, scrabbles into a standing position and starts running away completely necked.
>"Wait! We can explain!"
>Anon dashes down the hallway, the mares follow yelling for him to wait. He starts running necked out the door but a tentacle shoots out of the door to grab his leg and drags him back into the house. A second tentacle slams the door shut and locks it.
>Anon looks back at the mares but there are no tentacles in sight, just five guilty and ashamed looking faces.
>Anon, thoroughly scared at being manhandled by the very strong tentacle is in a fetal position.

>>29776524
"Please don't hurt me."
>The mares gently plod over to him and nuzzle him.
>"I would never hurt you Anon" one of them says.
>"I think I owe you the truth, Anon but I can leave now and you will never have to see me again. I was so scared of telling you the truth because I did not think you would accept me. I can show you the truth if you want, but I understand if you want me to leave."
>The five faces look at him with wide eyes and sorrowful, sad looks.
>Anon is scared to his core but he thinks of all the fun things he as done with the five mares whose faces are in front of him. He realized he trusted them.
"A-Alright."
>"Ok, you think you are ready?"
>Anon nods.
>One of the mares slowly, hesitantly walks up to him and gives him a big hug. The others back away. Anon shivers.
>"Shhhh... It's okay."
>Anon feels comforted in the familiar mare hugging him. The mare continues grasping him and whispers in his ear.
>"No matter what happens I will be right here, OK?"
>Anon nods and hugs her back, he feels her fur tickling him as she hugs him. Her head is next to him, her muzzle whispering in his ear.
>"Watch closely"
>The two necks of the two headed mare start to merge with a slimy, squelching sound. Cracks are heard as the vertebrae in the necks merge. The hug tightens as the familiar faces deform and merge, greasy cracking sounds occur as the skulls forcibly merge, horrifyingly disfiguring the faces, and the features of the new merged face slowly shift into a shameful expression.
“What, what is happening?”
>Anon starts shivering and shaking again at the horrifying display. The mare hugging him tightens her hug and the shaking slowly ceases.

>>29776531
>”I’m sorry to do this to you anon, but you have to know.” The mare whispers into Anon’s ear. “I love you Anon, remember that. Now comes the hard part, stay strong Anon.”
>Suddenly the three mares in front of him melt and deform into ugly parodic abominations of flesh that collapse into gore.
>Anon starts breathing more heavily and quickly, obviously scared.
>”Just breathe deeply and slowly, Anon. I won’t hurt you, I promise.”
>Anon pretends that the pony in his arms is not a flesh abomination pretending to be pony and hugs her harder.
>The gore on the floor plops, spats, squelches, squirms, and slimily moves in other ways as they merge into one pile of shifting organic matter.
>The mare hugging him sighs sorrowfully and releases the hug, placing her hooves on his chest moves her face away from him looking him in the eyes.
>”This is what I really am Anon. I pretended to be all of these ponies because I was afraid of losing you to others. I guess I am territorial.” She looks down. “I am so sorry.”
>”I’ll just leave now. After deceiving you for so long, I don’t deserve you. You won’t ever have to see me again.”
>Anon looks behind her to see that the pile of gore was no longer there and in its place were the four mares with sad and shameful looks.
>The mare who hugged you gives you one last long look and then opens the door to walk out. The other mares file out after her.
>”Wait” Anon barely croaks out.
>The five mares stare back at him with surprise.
>”I want you to be my herd.”
>The five mares smile widely and start crying all at once.
>They scurry over and they pile on top of Anon giving him a hug.
>The crying becomes more intense. “Thank you so much, Anon. You won't regret your decision. I thought I would always be alone.”
>Anon grabs as many mares as he can and gives them a hug.
”You’re not alone anymore.”

B U M P

>>29776534
this was nice

>>29776534
pretty good

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would bramble count as a strange w̶a̶i̶f̶u̶ husbando?

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>Anon had spent a few weeks now in the Braustitch residence, leaving his new abode very little since a heavy flurry of snow made the already frigid surrounding town of Hoofstadt even more difficult to travel around.
>It didn't help that the lad had very little in the way of bits to his name, and to dig into what savings was left would mean taking the train for two full days west to the Crystal Empire or sending mail by Pegasus to request more funds, which could take as long as a week. So he'd have to survive on what little grocery he had till the snow let up.
>Luckily soup was cheap.
>He was reading, literature in Equestria was a bit... simple compared to what he had back on Earth, but the concept of magic in almost every typical narrative helped keep his interest.
>The room was dark aside from the wood burning on the fireplace, crackling occasionally. He had chopped it himself earlier.
>He wasn't using the chair, instead nestling Indian style up close to the fire, though it wasn't cold from the snow outside that left him so frigid.
>Rather it was the semi-transparent presence of the mare standing idly behind him whose presence was keeping the room uncannily chilly.
>Annabelle; her and her daughter Leanne were the original owners of this fine estate that Anon now legally owned.
>They died roughly fifty years ago, if Annabelle's journal was dated properly.
>That said, aside from an intense case of loneliness and being a bit morose, the two local ghosts were fairly harmless, or so he assumed.
>Her stare was starting to give him shivers, she never blinked, her eyes two dark round ovals locked into an equally dark cavity, coated by slick, wet black hair that seemed to fade into nothing as it traced down her form
>"Good evening Annabelle, you feeling alright?"
>The ghostly pony floated near the fire, the glow mixing with the pale blue aura of her 'fur', refracting off of her like a polished glass
>"... yes..."

>>29780010
I'm actually pretty sure my house is haunted, should I try to fuck the ghost? Like right now?

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Oh hey, we're back to normal. Have a drawing.

>>29780010
>She didn't move an inch as she spoke, the first time I'd worked up the courage to converse with her, the way her lips didn't quit match the words she spoke unnerved me to the point that I wound up running back to my room and locking the door.
>Not to mention those unblinking, hallow eyes...
>It was at that point I realized the ghost had some degree of free thought even after death, she could have easily phased through the door, but instead respected my privacy (and embarrassing freakout) and allowed me to work up the courage to speak with her again later.
>I'd be lying if I said I was used to it though, so I respond quickly.
>"Good, good, and how's the little one doing?"
>"...Dead..."
>Right.
>"Yeah, I know, but I mean, as a ... Uh- Like right now aside from being dead."
>Annabelle stops, head tilting in thought for just the briefest of spells, her body mass fading away slightly as she seemed to withdraw from reality into her thoughts before coming back into sight.
>"...She is... in the well..."
>"Is that okay?"
>"... playing..."
>"Oh, that's good then."
>Despite the tragically early ending to their lives, Annabelle was a competent enough mother, her hostility and hauntings when I first got here was completely out of maternal instinct to protect her daughter, so if she said it was okay for little Leanne to haunt the well, I wasn't going to argue.
>She had to possess me to explain why she was worried for Leanne's sake, she can speak much faster with a vessel to speak through.
>Unlike the old Human folklore, ghosts are very much not indestructible, many magical beasts and even certain corrupt unicorns harvest spirit energy for black magic spells or in the more drastic cases, eat ghosts entirely, fading the spirit to nothing.

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>>29780369
>I wasn't in Equestria yet, but a couple years before I found myself here, supposedly a Dark King tried to take over the Crystal Kingdom, from what I'd been told he was a creature of corruption
>Were he to have struck just a bit more to the east and come across the two spectral mares...
>Well, I don't quite know what corrosive magic would do to a ghost, but the 'what ifs' are all pretty terrifying.
>That said, it was almost midnight if the old Grandfather Clock by the sewing table is accurate, and while she didn't need to, I've seen Annabelle sleep before
>Something was on her mind if she was out and about so late.
>"So what keeps you up so late, Anna? Did you lose your diary?"
>"...No... But you're up late too... You're shaking..."
>Melancholic, she didn't bother mouthing the words, instead vocalizing herself directly into my head, a strange sensation, but not altogether unpleasant.
>"...It's my fault... isn't it?"
>"She tilted her muzzle down slightly, downcast. Up until my arrival it was just her and her daughter alone together, aside from the rare scaring off of looters. Lately she'd been showing more awareness of the effect her presence has on others.
>Namely just me.
>A pang of guilt, I was shaking even by the fire, the room was basked in an eerie blue glow which seemed to suck the warmth of life out of everything around the specter.
>The fire itself was starting to look more green than the natural blaze of orange and reds...
>"It's not your fault."
>"Sorry... I just... didn't want to ... be alone..."
>"No no, it's fine. Really."
>I raise a hand, letting my fingers press against the long black hair matted across her face
>A cool tingling sensation danced up my arm as my fingers slipped slightly inside of her non-corporeal form, before solidifying slightly, her hair slowly parting, drooping over my fingers before slipping through my skin and bones and returning back to her cheek
>For a brief second her tight-lipped frown softened.

>>29780304
Honestly, if I actually encountered a cute female ghost, I probably would. I've never seen a ghost though. If you're lucky enough to meet one, I don't see why not.

>>29780773
This is great!
Please continue!

>>29780369
>>29780773
cute

>>29780773
love it.

>>29776534
I am feeling like I read this before. Like it regardless

>>29780304
I feel you, anon. Things mysteriously keep falling from shelves and I hear noises at night or see eyes follow me

bumparoo

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Remember that old dating sim that almost happened with Soda Pony, Balloon Pony, Ghost Pony, and Animatronic Pony? There was a bunch of concept art for it, anyone still have it? My /mlp/ folder was lost a while back.

>>29784329
Nope, I don't. When was that?

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>>29784329
Those were ambitious times.

>>29784765
I know we got capable people here to make a dating sim. Heck, I consider myself pretty damn good at coding and willing to give it a try. Sadly coding is basically all I am good at so someone needs to do the writing and the assets

>>29784810
Sadly I lack any useful skills in those departments, but it would be really cool if someone could make a Strange Waifu VN/dating sim.

>>29784810
Code it with placeholder assets and let an artist fill those in later. They'll probably be more willing to put the effort in if they new that the technical work was done.

>>29784858
Maybe that's an idea. But he'd still need the script written probably.

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>>29784765
This is all I got since I only have what I made back when this project was a thing in 2014 (WIP art obviously, the project never came to fruition). There was a fair bit of concept art Black Icarus made back then, but I lost it with my /mlp/ folder. A damn shame because he also drew my old werepony Dusty and my Portrait Ponies. I didn't think of it back in the day but setting up a proper booru would have been a good idea. All that fanart may be lost in time now.

>>29784858
fun fact, that already exists. The base I mean. I wrote it a while ago. Admittedly not the most beautiful code but it works

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>>29784910
Or not, it looks like someone had the foresight to upload most of the old art to derpibooru.

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I wonder if the Orchid writefag is still around.

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>>29784765
Found this as well.

I'll see if I can't put something together over the week, just a PoC

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>>29780773
>I'm not entirely sure how her senses work, but I learned after a few days of slowly getting accustomed to living with two dead girls that Annabelle enjoyed having her mane stroked
>Even though I inevitably would wind up with my fingers slipping past the many strands of stringy black hair and dipping into the cool 'goo' of her flesh
>Like now, I could see my fingers phasing slightly into her cheek, rubbing against her face, her head tilts slightly, eyes gaping but expression calmer as my digits slipped in and out of her form, collecting ectoplasmic residue on my fingertips.
>An initial numbness on contact, followed by a feeling like rubbing my hand through cold gelatin.
>A clicking purr left the ghostly mare, the pleasant sensation dragging her closer to this world than whatever other realm she is perpetually trying to fade off to.
>It was during these sorts of moments she appeared most 'solid', I was still learning the rules, strange as they may be. The goo of her unearthly form thickened, and for a moment it felt like I was almost stroking real fur, minus the body heat.
>"... Anon?"
>I kept stroking, working my way past her hair, behind her ear, it slowly perked up long after I had scritched around the back of it, her body lagging behind in response to my actions
>It was cute in an uncanny sort of way.
>I look up to her, and her focus was at the ceiling now, not just from pleasure but because she was apparently struggling to focus her thoughts.
>"... Would it be okay... if I possessed you... just for a little?"

>>29785835
More when?

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>>29784810
>>29784858
>>29784838
As someone whose seen a lot of smaller-scale generals attempt this, I don't want to sound negative but I'd really encourage you guys just to write greentext to doodle art instead, idea swap, etc, at least until /swt/ gets a presence again. This is the first revival it's had in a while and I'm willing to bet a majority of old content creators don't even know this is up right now. It's hanging on by a thread right now. No pun intended.

>>29767397
DUTY!

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>>29785835
>If she were capable of blushing I'd expect to see her bluish-gray cheeks flushing a bit, I'd only allowed her to possess me once before, and it took her a majority of the night to make the proposal.
>It was a strange experience, nearly overwhelming having my mind shared with hers, she greatly enjoyed the sensation of living again.
>A little too much. She couldn't resist the appeal of having hands... Among other pieces of anatomy to savor.
>It wasn't hard to decipher what was really being asked.
>"... So you aren't just lonesome, it's that too?"
>The mare nodded slowly. I hesitate before pulling my hand away from her ear, two thin lines of glowing ectoplasm dribbling to the floor, before carefully sliding a finger down her neck to the arch of her spine.
>A low rattling moan, and like clipped stop-motion her hind legs grew taut, her rump raising reflexively, a black tongue escaped her lips.
>She was so invested in the sensation I wouldn't have believed I was rubbing a ghost and not a live pony if not for just my fingertips phasing inside of her back just slightly-
>"... Please?"
>Her voice was still in tone, but the need managed to filter directly into my head in trembling waves, I wasn't sure if she was speaking from her own lips or not, the whole room seemed to echo with her non-voice.
>Her need was a sparking heat in my chest, a sharp contrast with the icy cold of the haunted room.
>Like a snake her intent was slithering down me, filtering down, my pulse (a snail's crawl to this point) began to pound, little bits of Anna's wants were filtering in...
>"You... want it that bad, huh? You don't have to possess me- we could just do this normally with our own bodies."
>Despite her pale disposition, for a pony she was generously curvaceous, I'm sure she noticed me ogling her from behind every once in a while, it was hard not to.
>Now especially the thought of cooling my slowly-throbbing cock inside of her sounded like a very pleasing idea-

>>29784864
Sounds like someone needs a writefag. Would having written /swt/ green before be helpful?

>>29786919
Destiny!

>>29787130
>"... Anon... I can feel your intent...So strong..."
>Her pitch raised by the tiniest degree, her hind thighs tensed-
>Anything to mitigate the pressing desire, silver drool was slowly falling from her distended tongue, her breath escaping in long, low moans circling around the room, loose books flapped their pages idly in response to the spirit's lust.
>I could feel my cock growing stiffer, her wants coincided with mine, and the thought of grabbing into her chubby ass and carefully positioning the spirit over me was just-
>"... Anon... I can't..."
>She was shuddering, her eyes were vacant but her her body was speaking volumes for her, she was turning-slowly, away from me
>Her tail was already cocked to the side, anticipation mounted as I got to watch her turn around for me. I was already getting to my feet-
>I'd only masturbated with Annabelle up to this point in a shared body, as well as had a few orgasms while fantasizing about her on my own time.
>The reality that I was going to get to fuck the morose spirit here and now was making my heart nearly beat out of my chest in anticipation-
>She cried out, long and slow, my intent striking and weighing down her own. She was leaking onto the floorboards.

my my

>Starswirl didn't have a lot of time to mingle with mares
>To alleviate his self-imposed sexual isolation, he created a simulacrum of a mare out of clay
>It was meant to only have a basic level of intelligence, only enough to follow orders and learn specific sex acts
>However, it began speaking at a basic level, and he investigated its mind
>He discovered that it had a basic level of sapience
>It had its own preferences, wants, and needs, and could identify itself in a mirror
>It even demonstrated a limited capacity for learning and self-improvement
>Despite said wants, needs, and self identity aligning with its purpose as a sexual object, Starswirl decided that creating life and dooming it to an existence as a slave was wrong on pretty much every level
>He deactivated the creature, returning it to an inert lump of clay, and moved past his selfish quest for lustful release
>Fast forward a few centuries, and Anon discovers one of Starswirl's abandoned workshops buried under his house
>Despite Twilight's insistence that he stay out of it and not touch anything until she gets there, he heads in to look around
>He finds what he thinks is just a rock, but when he pours some water over it to clean the dirt out of a symbol on the surface, he not only remoisturizes it, but rubs off the seal keeping the claypone inactive
>She wakes up, and when she sees Anon, she immediately imprints on him as her Master
>She doesn't need to eat, sleep, or breath, only please Master
>Love is too weak an emotion to describe the unfathomably powerful feelings she has for Master
>Her Master's semen is the greatest compliment she can receive
>Her Master is her everything, her only purpose for existence is to make Master's life happier through her company
>When Twilight arrives at the workshop, she finds a befuddled Anon laying on the floor with a rusty-brown pony over him, gently pawing at the front of his pants and saying "Feel good? Where penis?" over and over

>>29788057
>She doesn't need to eat, sleep, or breath, only please Master
Reminds me of Ariel.
Speaking of which, I wonder if Lich Anon is still around.

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>>29787213
Mmmm

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>>29787213
Go on...

It's quiet. Too quiet. Strange waifu doesn't like it.

Damn what happened some green gets dropped and suddenly everyone just disapears

>>29790122
*spooky noises*

>>29791263
Sleep and work keeps me occupied, we need more greentexters. I would mind an incense pony or possibly a kettle pony.

>>29791933
I hope the ghost writer comes back.

Thread's been slow today.

Thread dead?

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Ol' Little Lady

>>29795047
love her

>>29784971
There were stories for this giant pony. What would they even be about?

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Coke Pony was always my favorite. Have a drawing, I think there's a pastebin with stories about her somewhere in the OP.

>>29791962
Writedrone is fine. No reason to namefag till we get a few more writers though.

>>29787213
>Her rump was thicker than I realized, emblazoned with some symbols I didn't recognize (apparently when she was alive it was a sewing needle and a ball of yarn) for a cutie mark in thick black strokes
>Her marehood was leaking silver-blue lubricant onto the floorboard, her pussy convulsing slowly, the closest to eager she could show in her naturally sluggish state.
>She was practically sinking into the floorboard, I take hold of her tail, and for a split second she's 'real' enough I could almost feel strands of stringy hair wrap around my hand.
>Well, 'corporeal' enough to pull that tail aside, even if loose strands of scraggly ghost-hair managed to phase through my fingertips and dance wildly around the spirit's ass.
>"My tail..." Whatever she said after that I missed in my attempt to unbuckle one handed. The heat of my loins felt pulse after pulse of curiously enticing cold the nearer I got to Annabelle- pre had been actively leaking, making my balls sticky.
>The cabin-like room was taking on a bluish-green glow, more intense now, the fire was booming out of the fireplace with green-blue flickering flames, the environment dancing and attuning itself to Anna's mood.
>I grabbed a handful of her ass, my fingers sinking in, soaking in her essence, I exhale slowly, my lungs full of her chilly presence-
>"... Do it..." In my head, a low echoing drone...

>>29795879
Oh boy.

>>29795879
>I could swear I felt a dozen tiny invisible hooves pushing me forward
>My tip pressed against her, slipping into her, and I can't suppress a groan, the initial numbness hits and dissipates into a sensation I'd never felt before-
>Cool, slithering non-existent tendrils were tickling the head of my cock, drawing out more precum, trying to wrap around and pull me in further
>I sink into her, her body putting up just enough resistance for a slow, surprisingly tight penetration, her 'pussy' further ensnaring me
>There's no need to angle myself properly, her whole body gives in, the entire gooey form welcoming me inside of her regardless of anatomical specifications
>"This is... unreal..." I struggle to groan, giving her ass a squeeze, my palms sinking inside of her rump, feeling my arm stiffen, she hisses with pleasure at this, her form squirming from within-
>I couldn't find it in me to thrust, in my excitement or her own I'd sunk too deep, my hips were overlapping her own, my cock past where her womb logically would be...
>It didn't matter, she was in Heaven (metaphorically speaking) and she felt so damn good to be inside of- my legs were drenched in ectoplasm as the hurricane of her 'insides' squirmed and squeezed and tickled my cock.
>"Annabelle- slow down-"
>"Can't... control... it..." Meek words past long, low moans, some interspersing themselves between the words, she was living out multiple planes at once, I could feel my own heat radiating within her, and the residual pleasures were reflecting back onto me.

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>>29796069

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Abducted by alien pone!
Wat do?

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Stilthorse bump

>>29798676
Is that a pink giraffe?
She's a cutie.

>>29798676
>Anon gets chased through the everfree by a monster
>Manages to escape, but collapses due to exhaustion and injury
>Right before he passes out, he feels something grab his ankle and drag him away
>When he wakes up, he discovers that he is in the long-lost city of the TallPonies
>Their advanced medical technologies of Band-Aids and kisses help him to recover quickly
>When he's back on his feet, the leader of the TallPonies regretfully informs him that he cannot be allowed to leave
>Their location must be kept secret, lest their powerful technologies be used by the outside world for evil
>If their 'dropping rocks from a large height' technology escapes their borders, then the world would surely be doomed
>He is given the leader's daughter as a wife, who vows to make Anon comfortable and happy in his new home

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>>29798718
>daughter

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More stilthorse

>>29796069
UNF

>>29798676
Who is the artist?

anyone have that slugbox giraffe?

>>29798676
Reminds me of the old giraffe pony we had here whose name was also Annabelle.

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SHARK HIPS

>>29802322
Don't masturbate in the ocean. Shark Ponies can smell a single drop of semen in the water from over a mile away.

>>29802138
Oh, you mean this one?
https://pastebin.com/sSMrM85D
https://pastebin.com/0ej1MPD8

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Hasty Little Lady Sketch. Lost contact with Yarnspinner so couldn't verify eye color. Aw well.

>>29802138
Friendly drunk giraffe was a cutie.

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Quick! If you could turn any beverage into a horse, what would it be? Now describe his/her personality.

>>29803060
Bubbly.

>>29803060
An iced Coffee pony, mature in age. Caramel coat, with a frizzled creamy-white mane done in swirls. May draw something up tomorrow.

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>>29803060
Speaking of coke pony, I would spend a lot of money to own this adorable little thing.

>>29803278
>ywn shake up your soda pone while plugging her tight, and then let go for her to squirt and foam everywhere

>>29766291
i thought we bound the soul of this thread to a phylactery ages ago. It's good to see it coming back.

>>29803989
Of course it comes back. Strange waifu never dies. She just comes back with a few extra stitches.

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>>29803989

/swt/ never dies. It merely rests and waits for Dr. Herbert West to make his rounds.

>You're Anon, and you're hanging out alone on a boat in the ocean
>As you soak up some sun, a cute little shark pony swims up to your boat
>And then another
>And then another
>The three of them circle around you, trying to get your attention and pleading for you to swim with them
>You cave, they're just too adorable to refuse
>They gather around the ladder as you climb down, excitement glimmering in their eyes
>As soon as you let go of the ladder, they grab on to you and pull you away
>You think that they're just being overeager, until your swimsuit is pulled down and a tongue laps at your flaccid dick
>As soon as you begin to struggle, one of them pulls your head below the surface and holds it there for a few seconds before letting it back up
>It sends a very clear message, and you basically go limp as they continue to molest you
>When your traitorous penis becomes erect, they each take turns fucking and sucking you off
>They never speak to you during any of this, only talking to each other about you
>Sometimes they appraise your performance, other times they insult you for being so easy
>Any time you try to speak up, your head is pushed below the surface again
>When they've finally finished with you, they let you go
>They stare up at you with the same innocent, happy expressions that lured you into the water in the first place as you climb the ladder
>Nude, since they refused to give you back your swimwear
>They tell you that they had a lot of fun, and to come back to visit them again soon, before they disappear below the surface and return from whence they came

>>29805081

Tune in again next week when Anon takes up spear fishing.

>>29805091
>wanting revenge for being repeatedly gangraped under threat of drowning

Careful not to cut yourself in that edge, Mr. Holmes

>>29805091
>implying he won't come back for more sex every day

>>29805152
>>29805918

Depends on the spear you use...

>>29806061
Oh yeah... I'd totally go "spear" fishing there...

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So what's your opinion on kelpies /swt/?

>>29805081
>a shark pony tale without nibbling and love bites
Heresy on all Seven Seas!

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>>29808191

Could use some more art that isn't vore or NSFW.

>>29808191
I don't know much about them. We haven't really had any major stories that I can remember.

>>29808191
I wouldn't mind a succubus pony, yeah the succubus thing has been done to death, but never here. I guess because it would just be a Changeling.

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>>29808191
They're interesting, I remember there was an Anon here that was working on a story awhile back, but I wouldn't have a pbin unfortunately. If they're lurking maybe they'll post it.

>>29809705
We did have a succubus filly story here a while back. It's one of those rare stories that were actually finished.

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>>29766291
The strangest waifu

>>29810416
I guess she would be pretty strange.

>The Everfree Forest is alive
>Twilight notices that whenever they enter the Everfree with Anon, they encounter less trouble
>The entire forest just seems calmer somehow when he's around
>One day, while accompanying Zecora on an ingredient collecting journey, a mass of roots and vines rips up from the the ground and the canopy above and separates them
>As Anon explores to find his way back, being strategically blocked and funneled with vines and monsters the whole way, he finds himself in a clearing
>Vines, branches, flowers, and other plants wind themselves together into a facsimile of a pony
>It does it's best to mimic speech to try and coax its precious human husbando into its tendrils as Anon looks for an opening in the vines to escape what he assumes is some kind of horrible carnivorous plant monster

I'm like 99 percent sure this premise has been done before, but that 1 percent of doubt is enough for me to post a prompt at least.

>>29810559
Fund it

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>>29810559
Argh! If I weren't already working on a story...

>>29812057
We had a tatzlpony story some time ago. I don't think it was finished.
I wonder what happened to the writefag.

>>29812323

I'm finishing it. Real life got really weird for a while.

>>29812340
Oooh nice! Got a pastebin of the original parts of it?

>>29812349
https://pastebin.com/u/AngryWino

>>29810559
Seems like a good idea to work with.

>>29766291
How come BadGrammarFag and Hexus' pastebins are missing from the OP?

>>29812860
I went archive digging to find the most recent /swt/ I could find and copied their OP, if I'm missing anyone please let me know, when it becomes time for a new thread I'll add them in.

>>29813116
>>29812860
Gochu
https://pastebin.com/u/Hexus
https://pastebin.com/u/BadGrammarFag
Although when it comes to badgram, is his entire bin fitting? The only swt related story is the symbiote one.

>>29813329
>Although when it comes to badgram, is his entire bin fitting? The only swt related story is the symbiote one.
Don't most writefags have non-SWT stuff in their pastebins too?
I don't think it really matters as long as there is at least one SWT story there.

I wonder if he's still around. The symbiote story was really good.

Writedrone here, debating rewriting the original story for Annabelle and Leanne ('Haunting in Hoofstadt') since it never made it to FimFiction anyways for not being 'pony' enough. Would probably write it here in chunks then upload it to FimFiction again and see if I see any success trying years later.

Question is: Should the MC still be Anon, or a pony? I don't think we have any male pony MCs. I love the Anon in Equestria vibe but it's pretty much all I've done.

>>29813413
Do whichever feels right to you, Anon.

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No so fast, 10

A Haunting in Hoovenstadt

Chapter 1: A Walk in the Snow

Squares.

Squares were what came to mind as you loaded your last bit of luggage onto your back. The Equestrian Express was slowly starting to huff and chug back to life, Earth Pony coal and Unicorn magic working in unison to send the rust-bucket huffing and puffing over snow-crusted tracks, on its way far south, back into Equestrian Proper. The train station was situated atop a mighty hill overlooking the blocky town of Hoovenstadt beneath it.

Comfortable wooden homes were built in layers for the ponies that lived here, stacked atop one another like the boards they were built of, mostly Earth ponies going on what the Princess had informed you. Apparently Unicorns and Pegasi were a bit sensitive to the cold. Bundled already in thick woolly blankets, you realize you’ll need to adjust to the temperature yourself.

A heavy wind scatters icy flakes across the train station, a mare at the ticket booth shivered, withdrawing deeper into the little bit of warm she had. You figure you’ll need to hurry as well, but not before getting a good look west. Just barely visible past the whipping mists and icy fog you can see the dull colorful glow of the Crystal Empire a two-days trot West. Not that you had any intent on visiting there, Crystal ponies lead rich lifestyles, and you’ve been living dirt cheap for a long time now.

This visit wasn’t by your own will or intent, and to be fair it wasn’t the fault of the Princess or of her friends(one you recognize as the old Weather-Pegasus and the other a pink bouncing ball of excitement you had no real familiarity with) that your small cottage was destroyed while they were trying to fend off a swarm of feral Wasp monsters headed towards Ponyville. To their credit, they saved their hometown once again, and yours. But of course of all the edges of Everfree for the beasts to slink in from, it had to be from behind your property.

>>29815040
Your garden and only source of income took the most damage. There was a lot of competition already as a gardener on the outskirts of Ponyville, a town famous for its lovely flora, but this stroke of bad luck was almost too much to endure.

But let it never be said the ‘Princess of Friendship’ was unkind to her subjects, she’d
offered to have your home and garden fixed up and ready for harvesting again for next-to-nothing. But you still had to have a place to stay during reconstruction, and ever since a new Alicorn had taken residence in the once small-town, open extended hotel vacancies went the way of the Gruuparrot -- extinct.

Apparently it was the Princess of the Crystal Empire herself that sent Twilight the news of open property on the neighboring town of the Empire. You think that was the Princess tooting her own horn more than anything else, it could have just been a real estate agent- but going on what she had said, there was a cabin off of the snowy village of Hoovenstadt that was open all season for you to stay in. It seemed too good to be true, but Twilight insisted you take the vacation by means of apology for letting your home get caught up in the disaster.

She was… unusually upset at the thought of losing someone their home. You decided not to ask about it. Nevertheless, there was no declining such a kind offer, and a week later here you were.

>>29815100
Trotting down the hill into town proper, it was a town as old, if not older, than Ponyville. The wood in many places shown with a ripe age, with many old convenience shops and tailoring hovels patched over where the wood had rotted away in chunks. Windows had wooden panels and were draped in many layers of thick cotton sheets that struggled to stay tucked in against the powerful wind that only seemed to billow stronger as you made your way sandwiched between two mighty walls of Hoovenstadt infrastructure. Statues dotted every intersection of building (fountains would be out of question you supposed, they’d be frozen over) all shaved from various sorts of wood. Earth ponies sculpted to be hard at work, with hammers between their teeth and dates long past etched into pedestals beneath them.

Hoovenstadt even smelt of a strong history, but also of a private history. Aside from the rare mare or stallion peering at the newcomer from the few uncovered windows around town, no one greeted you. Perhaps it was the weather. The urge to find an inn nearby to shake the snow off was intense, but if you did so now you’d never talk yourself into finishing the trek to your new home. Supposedly the cabin was located past the Brushwits Trail at the southern edge of town. After a twenty minute hike you’d be 'home'. The weather was harsh, but such a short distance certainly wouldn’t kill you.

You had enough packed and loaded onto your back to at the very least have the bare necessities to survive for a week or so. You decided to bother going shop-to-shop and meeting the townsfolk later on. Ideally when the Sun was out, given that the train didn’t arrive into well in the evening. After walking through the town and consulting your old hand-scrawled map on two occasions you finally managed to make your way to the southern border of Hoovenstadt, where endless forest awaited you.

>>29813413
My advice would be to not bother with Fimfiction. It's pretty much a den of brony autism. Just keep a pastebin of the story.

>Should the MC still be Anon, or a pony?
The MC should always be Anon. Nobody wants to self-insert as a pony.

>>29813413
Fimfiction seems like a decent place to store everything, nicer UI etc than pastebin, but I'd avoid any of the community of it based on what I've seen in various stories' comments sections.

its been a week since the 1st. this is a strange waifu thread. Noone wants to try and fantacize a schezuan sauce pony. Why go on living?

FYI schezuan is the name of an actual breed of horse as well why haven't you all jumped on this coincidence like a discord on a fluttershy.

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>>29809769
I am that anon dumping my kelponie images now

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>>29815556

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>>29815576

>>29815518
there are too many storys with a self insert non pony central characters can be good at times.

More story coming tomorrow, if not story than more of the greentext. Sorry for the obnoxious amount of buildup but it gets me in the zone.

>>29815518
Well the thing is I already have a fimfiction from the stories I made here years ago (Portraits of Perversity with two painting ponies was a huge one) because it was recommended I do so. Maybe fimfiction was more laid back back then. If not there I'll do it on a google doc probably. Works as an archive at least.

As for the MC, I think in the main story he'll be a pony, but I'll keep on making Annabelle/Leanne greentexts with Anon as the MC as well. Mix it up a bit.

>>29815536
If no one else will... I personally would kill for a duck sauce pony.

>>29815718
>Maybe fimfiction was more laid back back then. If not there I'll do it on a google doc probably.
It's not so much the site itself or its community that's the issue. It's more a matter of principal. Pastebin is more simplistic and anonymous - more in the spirit of 4chan - whereas Fimfiction is more of a "community" that cultivates personality cults and hugboxing.

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>>29815518
Anonfillyor colt

>>29816099
Not a fan of it in a self-insert setting. Anonfilly I've always thought of as a specific OC rather than a self-insert.

>>29815777
principle*

>>29816162
Anon exists solely for people to insert themselves. It doesn't have to be the writer, but it is supposed to represent a random human (horsefucker) getting to Equestria.

>>29816706
Exactly. Which is why Anon should always be a human.

>>29816797
How did you pull that out of my comment? That's entirely up to the writer.

>>29816801
>Anon exists solely for people to insert themselves. It doesn't have to be the writer, but it is supposed to represent a random human (horsefucker) getting to Equestria.
If Anon exists solely to self-insert, then Anon should be as similar as possible to the readers. Presumably we are all humans, and certainly we are not small horses. Hence, Anon should be a human.

Of course, writers can do whatever they like, but that's my opinion on the matter anyway, as a reader.

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>>29816829
A self insert into a fantasy world to fill any scenario, up to and including being turned into a filly, or dragon, or Princess Celestia, or whatever else the writer wants to let the reader imagine they're doing.

>Anon should be as similar as possible to the readers
You say that, but I don't think you understand what you're asking for.

>>29816846
>A self insert into a fantasy world to fill any scenario, up to and including being turned into a filly
If the topic fetish is transformation, sure. But even then, you'd still want him to start out as a human.

>>29816853
We're back to that being up the writer. You don't have to like everything written. Some things just won't be for you, and that's fine.

>>29766525
>Coatl = náhuatl for snake.
So a snake pony?

>>29816846
>You say that, but I don't think you understand what you're asking for.
Honestly, it was a pretty poor description.
What I mean is that he should be as relatable as possible to the majority of readers as possible. That of course means that he generally needs to be fairly generic in most aspects except where specifics are required by the plot of the story.

>>29816863
Obviously writers can do what they want. I'm just saying that ideally Anon should always be a human, since being a human who wants to fuck cute otherworldly creatures is what most of us can most closely relate to.

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>>29816865
>pic related

>>29816870
But why?

>>29816888
>But why?
Because he's a self-insert and being relatable is literally his sole purpose.

>>29816893
As a fantasy character. Do you see yourself being exactly as you are when you fantasize about entering fantasy worlds? You never fantasize about having powers, or being a hero, or anything more than you how you exist right at this moment?

>>29816901
>Do you see yourself being exactly as you are when you fantasize about entering fantasy worlds
No, but I still see myself as being a human.

>You never fantasize about having powers, or being a hero, or anything more than you how you exist right at this moment?
Maybe sometimes, but rarely.

>Anon finds a strange insect-like creature
>Puts a glass over it and takes it to Twilight
>As Twilight excitedly tells him that he's discovered a new species, it jumps into her mouth
>It crawls down her throat before she can get it out, she starts to freak out
>Suddenly she stops
>As she stares at Anon, he slowly asks if she's okay
>"What? Oh, uh, I'm fine. That was pretty weird, right? By the way, we never really hang out much, do we? It's always business with us. Would you like to get a cup of coffee or something?"
>He reluctantly agrees, if only to make sure that she's really okay
>On the way to the cafe, they run into Applejack
>Twilight seems weirdly uncomfortable with Anon and AJ talking
>Suddenly, she interrupts AJ with a kiss
>She tries to pull away at first, but after a couple of seconds her eyes widen and she begins to struggle and thrash
>Her resistance fades as Twilight pulls away
>"Uh, I was just...I wanted to know if I was a lesbian? Guess I'm not, haha...Well, we better grab that coffee before it gets cold! Wanna come, Applejack?"
>She happily agrees
>Even though it's three in the afternoon
>It doesn't exactly take a rocket surgeon to figure out what's going on
>Anon tries to figure out how to get help without said help getting infested by brainbugs or whatever

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>tfw BadGrammarFag abandoned us

>>29817033
Now, many think they would be calm in this situation and try to get help but what would actually happen is

>RUN AWAY!!!
>And bite anything that gets too close

>>29817033
Huh, reminds me of the Las Plagas from RE4, what would these Yeerk ponies look like?

>>29818444
Maybe like a snake pony crossed with a centipede?

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>>29818518

I dunno, but felt like posting a little nightmare fuel.

>>29819197
That's not exactly what I meant. That's horrifying.

>>29819248
Mission accomplished then.

>>29819197
Does she have one pussy for each torso?

>>29819260
Kind of a waste if you've only got one schlong, unless of course you're into serial rape.

>>29819273
I suppose that's true.

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>>29819278
Or I suppose she might wrap herself around you and just go to town on whatever she finds in several places at once, pleasuring herself until you're completely covered in her juices.

>>29796069
More when?

>>29819368

>brb, fapping

>>29819975
Soon! I'm drawing some ghost pony first, and also rewriting >>29815040 thru>>29815227
to feature a human as lead instead. I thought about it over night and yeah, it's a second person self-insert story so no horse protaganist.

If you guys want me to post it live here I can but since it does kinda bloat the thread, you can read this story live here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qpzafvoENxyWmoqv4p3OlVI3giwCH93ck307kaLzKUQ/edit?usp=sharing

Nine ain't fine

>>29820849
Please post it here. It's nice to have some actual greens in the thread. Not like it's booming with activity anyway.

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>Some old writers are returning
>New art is popping up
>More green than previous attempts to resurrect the thread

Well alright, maybe things are shaping up for a slow and steady resurgence.

>>29775168
I feel you, man, but any little thing is something, and would be appreciated.

>>29769298
Never, I'm afraid.

>>29775048
>>29780369
>>29795622
>>29802490
Cute art. It's always neat too to see new doodles.

>>29795533
Well you see dub-dubs, imagine what's normally known as a city destroying movie monster, with the innocence of a pone. Check out Hexus' >>29813329 pb and look for the stories labeled with Orchid, starting at Kaiju blue. Really cute and nice reads imo.

>>29820849
>Mah first strange-fu's back

Good stuff so far, Ghost, it's good to see you're still hanging around. Also what >>29822456 said, there really isn't anything wrong with a story taking up a majority of a thread. It's happened here before and this place is starving for anything. If people have issues with it, maybe it'll push them to make some content of their own.

Speaking of which, I need to to focus on my stories as well and contribute something that takes up more than a single post.

>>29822650
I love her! If I wasn't in a hotel room I'd draw the fire out of her!

>>29817199
Just don't be like RGRE, because they always rude new fags.

>>29823175
>they always rude new fags
What?

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>Tfw Kelpiepone
>Tfw you trick a green alien into petting you and drag him into the water.
> Tfw he just picks you up with both arms and walks out of the river because he's so much taller than you.
>Tfw he goes straight into the town with you violently thrashing in his arms.
>Tfw you actually have to let someone go for the first time ever and dive into the nearby river.
>Tfw he keeps coming back every day to try and find you.
>Tfw you realize you kind of want to be found so he can carry you around in his arms again

>>29824489

>Fast forward a few months
>Anon tries to put down the Kelpie
>But she won't let him
>Ponies ask him why he's still carrying her around
>She just wraps herself more tightly whenever this happens

>>29766291

Heyyy, neat to see this thread again.

>>29825031
>she clings to your chest and refuses to let go for any reason
>when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you see is her smile as she looks up at you
>whenever you take a shower, she's there with you
>when you go to the toilet, she goes with you
>whenever you masturbate, she's there smiling up at you and talking dirty to fuel your arousal. sometimes she even gives you a helping tail
>you've had to buy bigger clothes that will fit the both of you, since she refuses to let go even to let you put on a shirt

>>29778452
Wow, this is beautiful.

>>29822650
>That filename
How so? It looks like she's out standing in her field.

>>29826597
GODDAMIT CARLOS!

>>29824489
>>29825031
>>29825930
In some of the old mythologies Kelpies had the ability to basically 'stick' to anything that touched them (hence why people who got on the pretty 'horse' couldn't just jump off when they got to the water.

>>29826670

So all this time she's been trying to carry Anon into the water, but she can't reach the ground because he's tall.

>Every so often, she manages to drag him about halfway to her pond while he's sleeping
>But he invariably awakens, puts it down to sleep walking, picks her up, and carries her home.
>She's enjoying the attention, but gradually growing more and more frustrated.
>Kelpies need to be in water to spawn, you see.
>Anon doesn't understand this.
>It's her season, and this is driving her around the bend.

>>29826670
Even better. She literally glues herself to your chest, leaving all her limbs free.

>after a few weeks of awkwardness, getting over the her smiling face looking up at you while you take a shower, piss or masturbate, you start to get used to her helping you out
>it's almost like having 4 arms, and she can also make things stick to any part of her body, so you never have to worry about running out of hands to hold stuff with
>it's actually quite convenient
>and while she still refuses to let go of you, you learn that she can actually move around on your body without unsticking herself if her presence would get in the way of anything you need to do

>>29826744
>this also means that she can move around and reach parts of your body that you have a hard time reaching yourself
>your back scrubber has fallen into disuse

>>29826708
>Kelpies need to be in water to spawn, you see.
Would the bath tub work?

>>29826786

>Anon goes to take a bath, because it's been a while.
>She still won't let him go.
>Anon finally gives up and gets into the bathtub with her still clinging to him.
>Starts to scrub himself clean in the places he can still reach.
>Notices that Kelpie is now grinding herself on him and making lewd noises.
>Anon has the strangest why boner and tries to get out of the tub.
>She sticks to the tub as well.
>Won't let him up until she's satisfied.
>Anon decides that maybe he had better see someone about this.

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>>29822650
She's fuckin' adorable, you have a name for her yet? It's good to be back.

>>29815227
(Make sure to hit that google doc link for the story to this point, I altered it all to fit the Anon in Equestria mold instead)

The abrupt gap between wooden housing and forest was shockingly tight. Like the town was carved directly around right where the trees stopped.

Fir trees collected in large thick clumps, stubbornly refusing to abandon their leaves against the bitter cold. Though a few varied sorts of trees grew between them, naked of leaves, trembling against the howling wind. A small wooden sign was erected in a thick mound of snow- ‘Br--wits Tra-l -- Br--sti--- T--s & Tai---ng en ro--e’ just barely legible, the sign looking ready to drift off like ash at any moment against the constant barrage of nature’s fury.

Thankfully the path was stoned, and the snow wasn’t as thick along the path as it was the rest of the forest. About ten minutes in all natural light was gone, and a creeping sense of unease made its way up your back- First the initial common fear- What if I get lost? What if I freeze to death?

But that’s silly, you’re on a path, and so far it hadn’t branched out even once. A long, curvy, but honest line. However, there was something about this forest that didn’t sit right with you. It didn’t take long to figure out what it was- it was nothing.

Kelpies are actually pretty spooky
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/j32bm

>>29826949

Yup, but I decided to go for a cute vibe, because why not?

>>29826928
Literally nothing. No rabbits skipping across the path, no owls to hoot and stare at you as you pass by, no deer, no foxes, nothing. The entire endless array of woodlands was completely desolate. Even the path seemed to be far too ‘clear’ than you’d assume it should be. Aside from the rare toppled tree to step over- it was like the forest itself stayed clean of the path to ensure it never got too crowded or too wide.

Hailing from Ponyville for going on three years now, you’re no stranger to artificial environments, but to this extent felt uncanny. You pick up your pace and continue on- and on- through what felt like endless expanses of half-dead forest. You never thought you’d wish to hear the howl of a coyote while hiking, but as ten more minutes pass (the estimate of a twenty minute hike was apparently assuming far too kindly of your walking stride) the path grew thinner, but still no brush to scratch you, no dens. Nothing.

A weight felt like it had made its way over your shoulders, trying to pin you down like a blanket. But it couldn’t be hypothermia, you dressed in consideration for this environment and it hadn’t even been an hour!

Despite the weight of your backpack the urge struck hard and your body followed suit, you ran. With every gasping lurch forward you felt your chest tighten, a fear with no logical foundation, it was just an empty forest. Yet it felt like you were wrong to be here, like something wanted you off this path. Yet you couldn’t turn back, you had a destination- yet a voice in your head was screaming that your destination was ‘wrong’ as well.

After what felt like forever (actually thirty-five minutes) the forest finally opened up to a tree-cleared circle. The fir trees grew taller as the path went on, and here rose so high they seemed intent to block out the Sun. The few rocks marking the path were gone, leaving massive piles of snow to clear to reach your new home.

>>29826960
I agree. It's a lot harder to waifu something if it really is just trying to kill and consume you.

>>29826994

Yeah. Vore is NOT my fetish. At all. Bonerkiller.

>>29826994
>at first, Kelpie keeps trying to drown Anon, but she just isn't able to because of the extreme size difference
>Anon is oblivious and just thinks she's cute when she gets flustered

>>29826968
I like this story, please continue.

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>>29827046

Shoo-be-doo

>>29827209
Pls no hurt fishpone

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>>29827289

Was totally not expecting pic related.

>>29827693
As much as I love sushi I doubt she would appreciate bites being taken out of her
Still a qt though

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>Be blowtorch Anon
>Heard tales of spooky waifus outside of Ponyville so you carry a blowtorch for protection because what better mean of defense than a jet of steel-melting fire?
>Out by the river skipping rocks and trying to hit frogs with rocks
>Kelpie shows up
>Nuh uh, you're not getting drowned today
>She's walking over to you
>Grab blowtorch
>Turn on the acetyline gas and ignite it
>She's still coming over
>Turn on the oxygen gas and tune the flame into a small blue flare
>Kelpie waks up to you
>"Hiya!"
>Apply welding gear to pony face
>Immediate kelpie repellent
>She runs off screeching
>Look around
>Another kelpie is walking up to you
>Attack with blowtorch

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>>29828433
>Hurting the kelpie

>>29826968
An old cabin lay desolate and lonesome at the dead center of the clearing. A wooden ramp (missing a share of boards) led up to a porch with little horse heads (reminding you of the knight pieces on a Chess board) sculpted onto each pole of a small fence built around the porch. There was a wooden swing on rusty chains to the right of the tall door leading inside, with a latch rather than a knob. Given the nature of hooves you’ve seen very few proper doorknobs in Equestria, you had to have your own custom made by an iron-worker back in Ponyville.

The cabin was single story but built tall, the roof arched into a perfect triangle, pointing ominously to the night sky. A lone chimney was situated at the back, long unused. The windows were curtained shut, one on either side of the door. Behind the cabin, barely visible past the flurry was a stone well. There was a set of gears and a handle for pulling water, but the mechanisms looked long rusted over and almost certainly unusable. There was a mailbox far out front near where you entered in, and you felt a pang of pity for the poor Mailpony that had to deliver out here every other day.

Curiosity gets the better of you, and trudging through snow almost to your knees you make a brief detour to the mailbox. It was frosted shut and made of metal rather than wood. You try to dig your nails into the edge of the lid to pry it open when a deafening whip of frigid air nearly knocked you over. You grip the wooden post of the mailbox for support, and for a second it seemed ready to unearth and drop with you.

>>29828433
Careful with that edge there boyo don't want to end up cutting yourself.

>>29828433
>Fire elemental pone approaches Anon out of curiosity
>Anon jabs at her with a blowtorch
>Firepone gets excited
>Carnally excited
>She's been lonely for so long, and a cute male comes into her territory and basically screams 'fuck me' in fire language

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>>29828433
Meanie. You get "The Stare".

>>29828535
Past the frozen chill you could swear you heard a faint whisper from behind. As soon as the wind slowed slightly, you jerked your head back to find- as expected, nothing. Just a dead forest.

You could investigate the mailbox later on, ideally with a hammer to pry it open. The Earth Ponies here seemed a hard working sort, there was bound to be a tool store back in town… The family name was barely visible on the side of the box, ‘Braustitch’.

You grip into your jacket, now padded with white powder, the cold seemed to grow stronger with every step towards your new temporary home. The wind found a proper cavity in the clearing, circling around the edges of the cabin, picking up speed, lurking behind waves of threatening, blinding whites. You were surrounded on all sides by a force that felt… just not right. The whole cabin seemed to be screaming at you, to demand you not approach.

You try to fight off the paranoid thoughts as a side effect of exhaustion and the cold.

The ramp up creaked and sunk under your weight with each step, threatening to collapse at any moment. You tried to keep to a corner, avoiding where the wood had already broken through. Given it was the Crystal Princess’ recommendation, you were expecting something more sturdy…

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Don't really know if Nordpone counts as a strange waifu, but here's a thing from a thread that died earlier.

>ywn appear in a small fishing village in Equestria's past
>the locals with never ask you to please save them from the fearsome raiders who keep attacking them
>ywn agree, thinking that the raiders are more qt tinypones
>your heart will never stop as their ships arrive, unloading a band of large, horse-sized warriors
>ywn throw your weapons to the ground and surrender, declaring that you didn't sign up for this shit
>the leader of the raiders will never think you're cute and take you for her lover
>ywn promise to submit to her so long as she promises to spare the village
>she will never happily agree as she gently pushes your head down between her thighs to perform your 'husbandly duties'

>>29828995
Nordpone counts, almost anything can count as strange so long as it's just not a regular pony. That's how I feel anyways, the more content the better. And some of the more simple strange waifus that are just slightly odd tend to be my favorites, like Mourning or balloon ponies like Cherry.

>>29828995
Link me the thread, if you wouldn't mind

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>>29822708
Thanks dood, and if you ever get the time, I would love to see your art of her.

>>29826597
Anon, I would usually let the corny gags slide, but that joke was the final straw.

>>29826928
Thanks hombre and not really. I just got as far as a design and maybe a possible personality/simple backstory.

>>29828433
>Pic related
Y u go an do dat?

>>29828841
Damn I'm such a sucker for vivid and gradual intro build up. I patiently await what lies ahead.

>>29828995
I'm not too sure, but I would say she's oddly adorable.

>>29828841
You cleared the ramp and found yourself looking up to the top of the door. It was tall, and given that you’re a human, by pony standards the door must have felt even larger to the locals. Did ponies live here? You hadn’t heard of any non-Equestrian creatures taking home in Hoovenstadt…

Before you had time to process what you were doing, you’d already knocked on the massive door.

‘Thump, thump, thump-’

It wasn’t until the third knock you realized you were asking invitation from an empty home. One apparently empty for half a century at least. You ran a hand through your hair, far too short to protect from the weather and numbing your palm in the process.

“What is wrong with me tonight…” you grumbled. Sure it was beat up, but it was a large home, and the chimney bode well if the fireplace was functional. Spending the evening asleep by a fire sounded very nice.

‘Tap tap tap’.

You jerked back at the echoing knock from the other side of the door. The door shifted just slightly under the opposing pressure, scattering the tiniest puff of dust from under the latch, letting the buildup of dirt collect in the snowy winds and fly off far, far away.

>>29830051
“No way…” you struggled to make the words audible, but could only look on in shock. The latch was starting to tremble, the metal began to slowly rattle against the door…

“-Who is that? This isn’t funny. Why are you in my house!?” It took time but you found your voice, the rattling door ceased at the edge of your tone.

Then silence fell, and you felt more anxious than ever. In your head you tried to rationalize what was going on, the way the wind stalked after you, the lifeless forest, the knocking- you weren’t told this cabin had any enchantments tied to it. Heck, there wasn’t a Unicorn to supply it for miles.

What was happening was impossible. Simply impossible, and you found yourself wishing desperately that you were back at your farm collecting petunias to sell outside of Ponyville’s gates rather than freezing outside of a decrepit cabin in the middle of nowhere.

The door swung open violently. You leapt back just in time to avoid taking a blow to the head as the door slammed violently against the wall, rattling the windows and sending a long white crack down the center of the fragile glass. The interior had a blue glow to it with no source-but just for a brief moment.

Then you were face to face with the massive entrance to the cabin, nothing but pure darkness, a black pool alien to the white all around you.

“Who are you? Are you a thief? This isn’t funny!”

You know you sound weak, but it’s all you could muster. You took a step forward, the darkness didn't let up. After digging into your jacket you pull out something you bought from a traveling Unicorn not too long ago. A violet stick with a layer of golden ribbon wrapped around the tip. You tore the ribbon away, and a supernatural golden light began to glow from the tip, hovering in place.

>>29822650
>coat opens right at her crotch
>fully restrained and exposed at all times
She looks innocent and adorable but that must be some extreme temptation for the stallions plowing the fields to deal with day in and day out.

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>>29828530
>letting the monster live
>>29828793
>>>/r/eddit
>>29828819
Different monsters require different defenses, spray her with liquid nitrogen
>>29828826
Like nigga just don't look at it
>>29829720
kelpie=trash

>>29829372
Here you go: >>29823139

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this is my spooky cuddlemonster, hijinks. she has a giant hole in her chest

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>Continue to be blowtorch Anon
>Defending yourself from strange waifus with odd things
>You've got all of the best defenses
>Sitting out camping one night while travelling to another town
>A poner walks up
>You tell her to frick off
>She sits down by you
>Grab trusty blowtorch
>It better not be another fucking kelpie
>Can't even sleep without then trying to drag you into the water
>Pony starts to melt, turning gray
>Whack it with the blowtorch
>Blowtorch sticks
>Fuck
>Kelpie starts crawling off with blowtorch
>Oh hell no, that was $500
>Grab sticky kelpie and drag her towards the campfire
>She gets scared and lets go, running off
>Fucking kelpies

>>29831008
Hi MacReady. Nice to see you visited when there's not much Thingpone in the thread at present.

>>29830071
Looking forward to the next part. By the way, there's still a "trot" early in the story.

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>>29831019
Not MacReady, I'm his wife's son Blowtorch Anon

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>>29831075
Have a lava pony.

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>>29831641
Ooh is this new? I don't recall seeing this one the last time we were discussing lava ponies.

Where's all the non pone waifus?
Is there any diamond dog, minotaur, bison, or yak stories?

>>29832062
IIRC, these threads started with a story about a diamond dog. Speaking of which, does anyone have a pastebin or something for that story?
It's been years since I read it and I don't know if it was even finished.

>>29831641
>>29831903
>>29831911
>ywn gently pleasure a lava pony with a blowtorch, being careful to take it slow so that she doesn't get too hot too fast and scald you with her searing fluids

I need Giraffe waifu pictures. I wish to submit lewd arts

>>29832187

Paste this into your browser. Have fun!
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=giraffe

>>29832205
>https://derpibooru.org/search?q=giraffe
I appreciate your assistance. I located the giraffe in question. Got a request for Giraffe waifu?

I wonder what happened to the qt drunk giraffe waifu writefag.