Yuck she's all autistic and braindead looking, you can have her.
Remember when this show used to be cute and charming?
>>29764972
I Still wanna fuck it
>>29764972
No wonder you think that of her, you're stuck in your ways of no hooves. Why don't you step up to actual ponies?
>>29764972
>>29765013
>>29764995
>I knew it, you're only in it for the horses. You never loved me for the person I was inside!!! wwaahhh
>>29765028
>>29765037
Maud wouldn't talk like that. She wouldn't cry either.My newfag detectors are going insane.
>>29765062
It's a known fact shitposters don't watch the show. Many such cases!
>>29764972
Don't watch the gay movies then, my good man.
>Maud will never destroy every relationship you have, then deliberately work in order to leave to break your mind and will so you become emotionally dependable of hers and only hers, because she loves you so much but she can't stand the fact you are paying attention to others instead of hers
>Maud will never put a collar with her name on you and carve her initials on your back with a kitchen knife, licking your blood and saying "You taste delicious my dear" in her monotone voice
>She will never beat you up with her impressive and physics-breaking strength other mares/girls leaving them in a life-or-death state because they try to hit on you, then she would take you home, pin you down with her strength and fuck you, whispering into your ear that you are only hers and nobody/nopony else and stuff like that, then she would spend the next months training your body to be super responsive to her touch and words making you, literally, her sex toy
>However outside of bedroom, destroy your independent self and acting possessive of you in public, she is actually worried about your well being and is really respectful of your hobbies and interest, and may even ask to participate in some of them to be even close to you, just as she expects you to be in return with her hobbies and interest
>tfw no Yandere Maud gf
Can't wait for robots to come soonor my death, whichever comes first.
>>29765053
This is her ahegao face.
>>29764972
she's beautiful
>>29765350
anon has a bad case of run-on sentences
>>29765350
I came.
>>29765387
This is a blue board!
>>29765387
Hot
Never forget that a real, true PONY thread died for this off-topic garbage.
>>29767179
Was probs a Glimmer thread or some such in all true honesty
>>29764972
Maud is my favorite pony.
Shes just in a very long game of you laugh you lose.
>>29767273
You do not want to be in the vicinity the day she is declared the victor and lets loose one loud, built-up, resounding "HA!"
>>29767179
It was probably another greentext general or create your own story general.
>>29764972
>maud pie
>yuck
what did he mean by this
>>29764972
>Remember when this show used to be cute and charming?
October 22, 2016