>"That's it, Anon! You've called me fat for

>>29759805
Wow those eyes make you look even fatter!

>>29759805

"Damn, girl, I didn't say 'fat', I said 'phat'! Weren't you listening?"
>hospital

>>29759805
So fat she cant even fit in a whole jpg!

>>29759805
Is that a diet spell

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T H I C C

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>>29759805
fatty

>>29759805
I didn't call you fat, I called you thicc. It's a compliment.

>>29759805
DELET THIS!! IT'S SHITPOSTING!!

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TWIGGY PIGGY

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PRINCESS PORKLE

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>>29759805

"OOGA BOOGA BOOGA to you too!"

>>29760148
Juicy

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>>29759805
Twilight with sharingan powers would be terrifying.

>Be Twilight Uchiha.
>Filly years are happy and cheerful growing up with big brother Shining.
>Come home from library one day to find that big brother has killed your parents.
>Dedicate life to training under Celestia for the sole purpose of getting revenge on big brother.
>After years of hardship, finally take revenge on Shining Uchiha, only to find out that he was forced to commit his crime by the Canterlot Kingdom and Celestia herself.
>Overcome with heartbreak and hatred, your sharingan activates.
>Use your unstoppable powers to trap all of Equestria in an Infinite Tsukuyomi using the moon with Luna's help.

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Quit weebing out, twiggles. It's embarrassing.

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>>29760148
>>29760172
Twilight is a fat pig.

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>>29759805
...Go back to /w/ you fucking weeb

>>29759805
Did...you really believe me when I said that anime contact lens would give you powers?
>"Ye-No. I mean no. I was just...testing if you knew that."
...
>...
"You are fat and pathetic."

>>29760693
Then she uses her normal pony alicorn powers to kill Anon. He really didn't think he was magic-immune, did he?

b-but I like fat girls...

>>29759805
PIG LIKE

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>>29760148

bump for green

>>29760398
yeah sorry.jpg

>>29759805
Not fat, thicc babe.

>>29759805
"Aaaaand what power did you steal from me?"
>"The power to be... autistic? Oh no."
"Pssh, nothing personnel Twilight."
>A purple librarian now lies defeated after ten hours of binge-writing her favorite ship
"Just because you can copy my moves, doesn't put you on my level of experience."
>You don your fedora and throw out a rose as you strike a battle win pose
>As expected, magical, fiery letters flow across your peripheral signalling your victory
>And promptly set the castle ablaze as you nope your way out the nearest window

>>29759805
>>>/a/utism
>>>/r9k/ the robot
>>>/b/astards

>>29760726
Yes he is. Throwing a shuriken in his eye doesn't require magic

>>29759805
>As you come to, you wake up having both your arms staked to a cross
>All around you is mare pussy getting plundered by other Anons
>You're trapped in a Tsukuyomi until you die from NTR-overload
MANKEKYO SHARINGAN