Are Slavs /ourguys/?

>>29758128
I'm a Slav, but the closest I've come to clopping is MSA

Really makes ya think.

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As long as they keep their hands to themselves and don't try stealing everything from you, sure.

I'd have said something about not being drunk, but I'm afraid that's their normal status.

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>>29758136
>clopping

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>>29758128
>US only 22% above average
I'm only one man.

>>29758128
That's kinda hilarious.
I wonder why that region likes pony porn so much.
>>29758150
Is this the new mane 6?
Why do they all have track suits and are crouching?

>>29758128
>pony porn
>on pornhub
>implying most horse fuckers dont sit on sites like e621

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>>29758202
>slavs
>"Why do they all have track suits and are crouching?"

>>29758202
>Is this the new mane 6?
Zakhar = Pinkie
Vasya = Fluttershy
Evgeny = Rarity
Artyom = Twilight
Boris = Rainbow Dash
Dima = Applejack
Vladimir = Princess Celestia
Dmitry = Princess Luna

>>29758128
Slavs are weird, probably due to all that inbreeding they're so fond of.

>>29758214
Don't you mean derpibooru? e621 is nowhere near as good for mlp.

>>29758202
it is not called crouching, it is my dear comrade the ultimate form of taking a rest
BEHOLD THE SLAV SQUAT

>>29758217
that's exclusively a russian thing

>>29758259
>implying
Anything east of Germany/Austria/Italy is Slavland. No sense in nitpicking, no civilized country could tell the difference anyway,

>>29758272
>ignorant and proud
>>29758232
>all that inbreeding
gonna need source

>>29758230
Swap Pinkie and Fluttershy since Vasya is a madman and a party animal while Zakhar is a coward

>>29758285
Good point. Although Pinkie is the cook and Flutters is the animal lover.

>>29758294
I know, but in my opinion a personality trait overrides hobbies.

>>29758150
The last guy in pic looks out of place, fraud maybe?
His heels aren't on the floor...

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>>29758202
>I wonder why that region likes pony porn so much.
Hmmm...

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I got another pic of the Squat league contestants, since you seemed to like the previous one.

>>29758305
Yeah he's a failure who can't slavsquat properly, but aside from that he's still Slav as fuck

Definatly not Pony faggots.

But we like normal people though Just not faggots like You. pony goat lover faggots.

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>>29758128
>reading the lineup
>it's a pretty good lineup of /ourguys/ as far as I'm concerned
>Wouldn't mind hanging out with people from any of these nations
>get to brazil
>see it has a higher average than the U.S. does
>feel sad

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>>29758333
Trips confirm, Brazil is shit

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>>29758315
>>I wonder why that region likes pony porn so
hmmmm

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>>29758232
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

>>29758305
He is an American spie

>>29758128
I don't clop to ponies

>>29758128
Иди нaхyй. Cyкa, блядь.

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>>29758385
But do you squat?

>>29758385
Of course not. You fap to ponies.

Nothing against faggots, its the way You said it.

"Do You like me"

I want to see You ask that question to the Russian in the face -) Maybe You Should not allow the Russian behind You when nobodoy is looking.

Did I mention, I dont like You?
Fuck off stupid American, dont ever ask again.

On second thought, maybe we go in the dark alley when Nobody is looking, to make sweet love Stupid American.
Dont ever talk to me or Your wife.

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>>29758406
...and this is the reason why you guys should cut the cheap vodka a bit.

>>29758406
Hello Ivan, how are you today?

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>>29758406
What did he mean by this?

>>29758450
I don't know, out of every European ethnic group, Slavs always have the worst english.

>>29758466
Not to mention being always angry for the wrong reasons
>"Vitalic, you know what? You're a swell guy"
>"IS YOU TRYING TO SEX ME?"
>"Wh...? No, I meant to say that I like you as a f-"
>"I IS NO GAY! FITE MY BEAR!"

>>29758272
I think Hungarians are not slavs

>>29758128
Austrian here. We should be on the list just because of me.

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>>29758466
Зиc из a дepти cтepeoтaйп энд ит'c cимпли нoт тpy, дapлинг.

>>29758128
Chile mentioned

>>29758477
>Gibberish language
>Poor economy compared to the western world
>Obsessed with Nationalism
>country few people can actually pinpoint correctly on a map
>Not relevant in any sport
Yep, that's slav alright

>>29758466
Slavlangs are quite different from Germanic/Romance languages despite all being Indo-European. Still, their English is way better than any American's Russian/Polish/Serbo-Croatian/etc.

>>29758477
They aren't. Neither are Finns.

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>>29758482
>hackers
>on my board

>>29758482
>not translating, just transcribing to cyrillic
pretty lazy, brat

>>29758315
>>29758355
what movie is this

>>29758477
Hungarians are Finno-Ugric.

>>29758491
>>Obsessed with Nationalism
Nothing wrong with that.
>>country few people can actually pinpoint correctly on a map
Dumb burger. The rest is true tho.
>>29758494
Finns aren't east Europe anyways.

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>>29758513
They share a border with a Slavland, though.

>>29758517
Doesn't matter, it only makes me thing why the hell they aren't slavs like everyone around then.

>>29758513
>burger
Not even close, my friend. Anyway, try asking around: when in front of a blank map, most people will mistake Hungary for Romania or Bulgaria.

>Nothing wrong with that
I wrote obsessed, not "healtily" interested.

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>>29758517
>purple

>>29758522
I'm no historian, far from it, I'm an uneducated American, but I believe the Mongols settled Europe but somehow or another got pushed back into the spaces we now know as Finland and Hungary.

>>29758532
Estonia too, right? They are the same linguistic group.

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>Squat general
Come on, Ruskies, you have /int/ to discuss about your culture.

>>29758546
Probably. You're asking the wrong guy. Ask a Canadian or European. They know history that isn't >muh farmers defeated royal empire
The British let us win. They were more interested in Canada because it's a much better land.

>>29758517
I always considered Britain to be part of "Western Europe" to be honest.
In terms of economic development at least.

>>29758579
He is memeing

>>29758136
i wish fatelogic make part 3 already
or at least, more pony

>>29758128
>Czech Republic

okay, okay, you caught me guys

>>29758355
>the kiss at the end
d'aawww, i used to do that with my little doggie

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>>29758375

>>29758385
Get out

>>29758624
>searching for MLP on pornhub
You know, I never really thought about that as something we'd do. I'd expect most to check derpi or paheal or some shit.
I bet it's the Russian communities padding our stats.

>>29758925
they used to, but russia has a rageboner for blocked websites.
derpiboo.ru is one of them

>>29758128
Slavs are special enough to look for clop in pornhub and its related sites.

>>29758502
the name of protagonist is "Alyosha Popovich"

>Hungary 29%
Wew lads.

>>29758989
checking, the movie is called "Three Heroes and the King of the Sea"

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>>29758491
>1-2/5
>still first from the not-former-SSSR slavs on the chart
Intredasting.

>>29758128
>fucking ICELAND higher than the US.

What is with these scales that add up to more than 100%?

>>29758324
Pyotr-Rarity
Vlad-Twilight
Igor-AJ
Sergey-Fluttershy (i guess becuase of her shed :) )
Anton-Pinkie
Alexei-Rainbow

>>29758517
>>29758579
Whole map is wrong by economic or how people actually see europe.
Spain and Portugal would be south europe
Germeny, switzerland and benelux - west (maybe austria too)
baltic - eastern europe

>>29758230
>Dima
>Dmitry
It's the same name, anon.

>>29759529
Sorry I'm not Slavic. As for that last one, I was referring to Dmitry Medvedev.

>this entire thread
Go back to Krautchan-- oh wait, it's dead lmao

Go back to your designated Krautchan refugee board

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>>29758601

>>29758128
It's all proxy. Before RKN-block, they were popular for porn.

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>>29758406
>Dont ever talk to me or your wife.

>>29758740
RUSSIAN SPY DETECTED!

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>>29758128
>Iceland 50%, population cca 340,000
>US 22%, population cca 320,000,000
>Almost 1000 times larger population
>Most of the plushie and mare onahole threads originate from US posters
>Search for less MLP porn
>PornHub have most officess in US
>"Look guys, we are pretty normal compared to these other countries, amirite, haha...."

Sorry i'm gonna call bullshit on this, numbers just don't add up....
Either that or US horsefuckers are so paranoid that they use VPN everytime they search for clop material.

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>>29762193
Wait you're telling me you don't set up your VPN solely for the purpose of making it look like your a Slav when you fap?

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>>29758232
>probably due to all that inbreeding they're so fond of
>tfw not a slav

>>29758560
Do people actually do this in Russia, or is this some sort of silly meme just like negros and watermelons?

>>29758950
Derpibooru got blocked in Russia? Why?

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>>29758128
>tfw canada is at the bottom
>tfw grandma from ukraine
>tfw the only canadians who clop are probably slav sleeper agents immigrants

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>>29762350
Because it was "morally wrong". As they wanted to ban PornHub because as they said people fucking there weren't married, which promoted immoral social behaviour.

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>>29762422
well, they're not wrong

>>29758406
> don't ever talk to me or your wife

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>>29758232
amerimutt trying to take his mind off the fact that he's a mulatto colored heritageless soup of mudblood because of the Interracial Breeding Grounds that his honeypot nation consists of:
>i-inbred!

>>29762422
That's pretty retarded. I figured the slavs were pretty chill about moral bullshit, considering incest is even legal there.

>>29763034
>incest is even legal there
They just not quite there yet. Busy banning morally decaying Western cartoons for being too gay.

>>29762422
>they
funny how burgers think europe is unite.

>>29763034
kek, try something else than figuring. u r bad at it.

>Haha, dumb pennyless slavs!
>Fuck burgers, we great people!
This has to be the most retarded thread on the board, right now.

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>>29763530
>funny how burgers think europe is unite.

>>29762347
it's mostly a shit meme. I'm half russian and have visited the country half a hundred times, but I have never seen anyone squat. Then again, I've never really visited poorer rural areas.

>>29762347
>>29763568
They hang out mostly near the podjezds or somewhere further from crowded area

>>29758214
>pony porn
>on e621
>implying there's ever any reason to look beyond derpi

>>29762193
I'm assuming it's corrected for population.

In which case it makes sense for the US to be close to average, because due to their high population, they will always skew the average towards them.

Is the amount of irl slav squatting that supposedly goes on true or is it just a meme?

>>29758214
>implying most horse fuckers dont sit on sites like e621
Images that have over a thousand upvotes on Derpibooru barely break 200 on e621.

>>29763530
>funny how burgers think europe is unite.
what did he mean by this?