Alone in Equestria Girls Verse #11: Now with a touch of Salt,

>>29755903
>unkown situation
I'm alive.
I'll post when I can.

>>29756034
The whole last call way of making the OP is fairly poor in my opinion. Given the nature of timezones some writefags could be asleep when the thread rolls over meaning they'd be incorrectly classified or missed entirely. As it appears it's just one person remaking the thread it's his responsibility to get this list right and it's hardly difficult to do Ctrl+F to find when writers have posted their pastebin at any point in the thread. This would work far better than the current way as writer could post a status update at anytime without worrying that they'll be away during the call.

>>29756089
meh.
As long he posts the pastebins, it doesn't really matter. But yeah, the last call thing is lazy.
OP has low energy!
Sad!

>>29756099
>>29756034
For one thing, your a new writefag from one thread, all writefags regardless of how often they say they will write get put into the unknown line until at least two threads of content. After this one you will be placed in the live list, so don't go thinking you can be special and skip the line. Cookiesfsh was missed by accident the thread before last so he was already considered alive. You wouldn't even be on their seeing as you cant follow simple instructions to post at the 400 mark instead, I only added you after I accidentally found your name an bin at the top of the thread while scrolling through.
>>29756089
As for the thread problem, I just said last thread my internet was screwed, what do you expect me to do? Speaking of, thanks to the guy that did me a solid last thread, call out a girl of your choosing and I will look through my library for a good pic of her.

>>29756089
And for your information, that wasn't a last call I did last thread, that was just to remind that that is everyone we have that wasn't on the list yet.

>>29756352
>You're an idiot for not posting above the 400 mark!
>You're not special because I say so!
>I only added you by accident!
>You're new to MY thread, therefore you have to follow MY rules
Jesus fucking Christ.
I should stop posting because of your faggotry.

>>29756369
Don't bitch when all the other writefags did it too. I may have gone on more often then necessary about you, but you complained about proper placing first, and it works for the thread, if you don't like it then bite me.

>>29756387
Hmph. I can see why the placing would be helpful. But remember that just because you're OP doesn't mean that your God on Earth. Don't act so high and mighty next time a new writer comes along.

>>29756394
Then don't make it so easy.

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>>29756408

Hello, yes,where are the War Greymons?

>>29756358
You destroyed the English language there but from what I pieced together you said is wasn't a last call but for the new writefags to be put on the OP list; now lets put this in another way "new writefags post your pastebin or you're not getting put in the OP".
If you're taking up the responsibility of creating the OP when it's time for a new thread it's your job to go through and add new writers, it isn't their job to come up and suck your dick just to be listed on the OP.

Yes, the fire rises

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Continued from: https://pastebin.com/LiiBKGC8

>You don’t know whether to be happy that you found him or completely shitting your pants because you found him
>Pressing a few wrinkles from his suit the man steps away from the jewelry display case
>You can’t help but notice how fluid his motions seem to flow as he moves through a dim shaft of moonlight streaming in from above
>”Thinking about it though I do suppose you have a tendency to miraculously show up where it would be convenient for you to do so.”
>Uhh
>Holding up a hand he leans back against an empty display while closing his eyes
>”Don’t worry, that is something that makes the hero so special…”
>He lazily levels his gaze with yours as he opens his eyes
>”Though that being said, the validity of whether you’ll turn out to be the real deal is still in question.”
>You have never been lost so quickly
>You don’t even feel that scared that’s how lost you are
>With a smile(?) he looks at you through a cupped hand
>”But I think I'm starting to see what's got everyone just so interested in you.”
>His eyes wander up to the glass ceiling overhead
>”Well, besides the rather curious series of coincidences that seem to be swirling around you as of late.”
>Didn't D say something like that?
>What do they mean by that?
>Startling you by suddenly clapping his hands together he stands back up to full height
>”However, none of that matters right now.”
>You feel a bit of that past fear starting to cumulate in the back of your mind as the man focuses on you
>”What matters right now is that you’ve convinced me.”
>What?
>He maintains eye contact with a predator like stare
>”Whether it was through exceptional luck, some critical thinking, or perhaps a bit of latent talent you’ve managed to garner a modicum of recognition.”
>With a sigh he shakes his head
>”Though I’d wager it was a combination of all three with just the right tinge of idiocy.”

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>>29756587
>Ok then, that’s it
>It needs to be said
“What?”
>Raising an eyebrow he tilts his head to the side a bit too much
>It looks like a bit uncanny how far he goes
>”What’s the matter, was I wrong about the critical thinking, hero?”
>You blink not knowing what to even do anymore
>It's like you're hearing half a conversation
>”Or, were you perhaps not even aware of what was going on?”
>He looks to you apparently waiting for an answer
>Wait, what the hell is he talking about?
>That he’s stealing jewelry with shadow people who look nothing like the changelings you thought you’d meet here?
>Or what?
>As the silence draws on his eyes drift to your bruise covered arms causing his eyebrows to scrunch together
>”Tell me, how are your arms doing?”
>Your arms?
>Why does he care?
>His eyes move up to locks with yours once more
>”They don’t seem to be very cut up.”
>Cut up, why would they be cu—
>Oh
>You suddenly remember your fight with the tendril guy
>Those things cut up pretty much the entirety of your arms
>You had completely forgotten about that after your impromptu nap
>Guess you just sort of, got better?
>You feel a sudden stinging pain across both your arms
>You look down at your forearms to see and hear a series of cuts literally rip into existence
>The sight and sudden pain cause you to freak out just a tad
“What the fuck!?”
>You grab your now bleeding forearms in an attempt to stifle the now growing pain
>You look back up to the man across you in a frenzy
“What the hell did you do!?”
>The beaked man looks, disappointed?
>”Testing you, if I'm being frank.”
>Shaking his head he paces
>”Though it’s now apparent that I gave you a bit too much credit.”
>He points a finger gun at you with feigned sadness
>”I’m slightly let down hero; after all you should be able to solve this.”
>What!?
>Your confusion at his words is only further compounded as the cuts begin to throb

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>>29756590
>You should be able to solve this?!
>Is he trying to say that the cuts on your arms are some sort of trick!?
>Like they’re an illusion, or just flat out fake?
>They sure as hell don’t feel that way!
>It seems like with each heartbeat the entirety of your arms throbs along with its rising pace
>Though for some reason…
>You can’t help but feel like he’s telling the truth
>You stop holding onto your arms for a moment to examine your hands
>Now slick with blood you can see them glisten as they catch a bit of moon light
>It’s only as you study it closely do you see it
>The blood seems to be hovering a bit over your hand
>Like there’s a thin membrane of nothing separating the blood from your hand
>It’s almost not noticeable, and you probably would’ve glanced over it had you not took the time to really look at it
>Examining a few of the multitude of cuts on your arms reveals the same thing
>The cuts and their blood seem to as if they aren’t actually apart of you
>”Now you’re getting it.”
>You glance up from your arms to the now smiling(?) man
“Getting what?”
>He simply points to your arms
>Looking down though you see only your bruised arms
>No cuts or blood
>The sight makes you choke on your breath
>”A simple deception of your own senses.”
>His steps echo through your head as you struggle to cope with this staring at the floor
>”Most don’t see through it, but a few do.”
>His footsteps stop and you look up to see him staring you down a few paces in front of you
>”You however didn’t see through it nearly as well as the last green skinned boy I tested.”
>Another green skinned boy?
>Has he "tested" multiple people?

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>>29756593
>He scratches at his chin for a moment as he looks up towards the moon
>”You remind me quite a bit of HIM.”
>You scrunch your face as he chuckles before turning back to you
>You remind him of someone else?
>Who?
>”Right down to the cookie-cutter idealistic view on what right and wrong are.”
>Shrugging he sighs as he looks wistfully over your shoulder
>”However HE was a much more well-adjusted person than you are hero.”
>You are plenty well-adjus—
>Ok maybe not that well-adjusted
>Clapping his hands together he focuses back on you
>”But hey, HE no longer lives while you do, probably due to HIS own stubbornness to budge on what HE believed “right”.”
>Crossing his arm he leans back in place
>”So I’ll take a half-baked hero over a dead one any day.”
>You choose to stay silent to see where he’s leading you because you’re lost
>He blinks as if surprised by you
>”Sorry, went on a bit of a tangent there.”
>Was it that last bit or the whole thing?
>Clearing his throat his gaze hardens
>”Suffice to say that I approve of you like that other one does, what was his name, the fat one.”
>The fat one?
>He can’t mean…
“Nihilem?”
>He nods
>”Yes that one, though the end result of waiting for you to grow a bit is much different for me.”
>His gaze shifts over your shoulder for a moment before snapping back to you
>You can feel a hidden intensity behind it
>”But enough of this, you’re in no shape to fight and you know you can’t beat me.”
>W-well…
>Pulling his sleeve back he checks his watch
>”And I don’t have time to waste, so why don’t we save the big fight for later?”
>Is he just gonna leave?
>His eyes connect back with yours
>”I don’t want to crush your spirit completely before you even get a chance to get going.”
>Or would letting you go be a better way to putting it?

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>>29756595
>Either way you get the feeling it’d be wiser to take him up on his offer
>He’s right when he said you’re in no condition to fight
>You feel like you taking a long nap
>You tried hard to stop him, but you’re just one guy without magic
>Besides you need to get back to the others, and if the boss leaves they’ll leave
>Overall, it’s best to just give up this time
>You manage to open your mouth through the heavy atmosphere
“Okay.”
>Nodding he hums happily
>”I knew you’d see reason, in that respect you’re much smarter than your father ever was.”
>Your father?!
>You swallow involuntarily at his words
>Wait, another green skinned boy with a sense of right and wrong?
>”The fool never would back down, but not you!”
>Who’s more well-adjusted and that you remind him of?
>Patting your shoulder he laughs
>”Who says the apple never falls far from the tree?”
>He knew Papa Neato
>You can almost feel a weight lift off your shoulders as his gaze shifts to the door
>But for some reason you feel, dissatisfied
>The atmosphere seems to lighten up as he passes by you seemingly uninterested in your existence
>Your eyes lock onto his back as you turn to watch his approach to the door behind you
>What’s wrong with you?
>At what seems like the last possible moment before he leaves words force their way out of your mouth
“H-hey…”
>He’s leaving, you’ll be ok
>This is literally what you wanted when you saw he was here
>Stopping he looks over his shoulder casually as your hands ball up into tight fists
>So why, why do you feel so angry?
>”What is it?”
>You know it’s childish, but you just
“What did you say about my dad?”
>Looking off to the side he focuses on the ceiling
>”I merely said that he was an idealistic idiot that didn’t know when to give up, and that’s probably what killed him.”

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>>29756598
>You bite your tongue as your face scrunches up in frustration
>His eyes draw back to you
>”What of it?”
>He really did know Papa Neato, and he just so casually insulted him
>His visage contorts to one of annoyance as you stand there silently
>”Speak your peace, before I leave.”
>You can’t let him get away with that
>The words spew out in a hushed whisper
“Take…”
>Raising his eyebrow he fully turns back to you
>No
>”What was that?”
>You won’t let him!
>You swallow your fear as your indignation takes over causing you to vomit the words at the floor angrily
“Take it back!”
>Taking a step towards you his face warps to a somewhat amused expression
>”What, my comment about your father?”
>You finally seize the courage to look him in the eyes as you glare into the swirling red pools
>With a chuckle he closes his eyes while shaking his head
>”I know I may seem benign with how quickly and easily I’m departing.”
>Snapping his eyes open his pierce yours with an almost tangible intensity
>”But I’d watch my tone around me if I were you, especially since you’re out of magic.”
>Out of magic?
>What the hell is he talking about?
>Turning around fully his glare intensifies
>”While I don’t want to, it’d be all too easy for me to crush a magically drained weakling of a hero like you.”
>You’re sure he could, but you just can’t let him bad mouth Papa Neato
>You don’t hold many things near and dear to your heart, but HE is one of them
>You hold your glare steadfast against his
>With a sigh his softens
>”You really want to do this over something so trivial?”
>You can agree with him
>It’s dumb, so much it’s almost suicidal, but you CAN’T let this go
>Checking his watch once more he nods
>”I suppose I can teach you a lesson in the fifteen minutes or so I have left.”
>Cracking his neck he straightens his tie
>”By all means, let’s get started.”

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>>29756601
>Trying to catch your breath you keep your distance from the smiling giant
>What the heck is with this guy!?
>First off he is WAY too fast for his size!
>Second how th—
>Your thoughts are interrupted as you quickly jump to the right to dodge whatever this guy is cooking up
>If you don’t, he might actually maim you
>He damn near imploded that shelf last time you saw him pull his arm back before a punch!
>You circle around him as Rarity’s screams fill the warehouse
>For a split second you snap towards her to make sure she’s doing alright
>She’s jogging away from the randomly appearing ghost balling her eyes out
>So looks like more of the same
>Last time you checked that ghost thing was just scaring the living daylights out of her
>While she probably doesn’t appreciate it, at least you can focus on your fight knowing she’ll probably be fine
>Focusing back on the big smiling giant you barely have time to register him charging you before you try to dart to the side
>Whatever it is, something grabs ahold of you causing the world to blur as you zoom past the grabbing hands
>Since this has happened a few times you’re able to angle it so that you slam into the fast approaching shelf with your shoulder instead of face first
>The immense momentum causes you to stumble back after you literally slam into the shelf
>Though knowing what to do doesn’t make it any less painful
>You grab your now throbbing shoulder
>Aw that’s gonna hurt in the morning
>As you look back at the smiling ogre of a man two struggling figures invade your sight halting his approach as he stops and stares
>Looks like Applejack is still the only one having any luck to actually match who she’s fighting
>At least you think so since Aj and her double seem visibly tired
>And you’re pretty sure you’ve seen them fling each other around the place non-stop as you were fighting the muscle-bound freak
>Oh speaking of flinging each other

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>>29756606
>You notice the power struggle going on between the two of them as Aj seems to be gaining the upper hand
>Putting the full weight of her body she pushes down on her locked hands positioning herself to fling the duplicate
>Maybe instead of sitting here getting a breather you should do somethi—
>“NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
>Hell’s bells!
>Closing in fast from behind your mountain of an oppnet comes Rarity
>Doesn’t seem like Aj’s going to see her in time
>You rush in to help out before getting a face full of her elbow and then the rest of her arm as she crashes into you
>You fall back into a tangled pile as you feel the weight of both Aj and Rarity on top of you
>Which is too much since Rarity still has on the exosuit she hasn’t really used!
>Doing your best to at least push Aj off you grunt in frustration
“Get off me!”
>Aj rubs her arm as she scoots off onto her butt
>”Sorry, you alright?”
>You nod before getting squeezed way too hard
>”Rainbow please for the love of all that’s decent he-eh-elp meeeee!”
>She is strangling you!
“S-sure just ease off!”
>She’s not easing up!
>Aj pats your shoulder as you struggle with the panicking Rarity
>”Rainbow, ah think we’ve got a problem!”
>Looking up you think she might be right
>You’ve all managed to keep the three of these guys separate, but now it looks like they’re going to team up for one big all or nothing rush
>Which is really inconvenient because you’re a sitting duck!
>The smiling tank cracks his knuckles while his two friends snicker gathering around
>What are you gonna do?!
>Before you can figure out anything they all stop in unison and stare towards the entrance
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNB4Cy4mftI
>Several loud crashes echo through the quiet warehouse
>What the hell is that?
>From the aisle what looks like a dock worker comes flying out into the light skidding across the ground with a thud
>”Words cannot describe how angry I am seeing you three once again.”
>Stepping into the light is, a muscle-bound wrestler?

>>29756608
>Sonic theme
Jesus christ.

>>29756608
So that's it, sorry again for fucking up my posting schedule again guys
I've been thinking on something coming up and I decided to change it once more after already finalizing it
So I had to sorta, rewrite a good bit
But now that's done tune in next time for the end of the 2nd longest Sunday ever

>>29756611
Yea, I don't play much Sonic, but this song was apart of a mashup from an artist I like
The song seemed to fit for a big dumb hero appearance

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>>29756034
My bad. I'm not the guy who always makes the new thread. Sorry.
But >>29756089 >>29756369 are right.

>>29756352
>Speaking of, thanks to the guy that did me a solid last thread, call out a girl of your choosing and I will look through my library for a good pic of her.
No problem m80. Do you have some Flutters?

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>>29756608
I WANT MY GANGBANG SCENE GODDAMMIT.

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>>29756766
Yes, yes I do. Have some.

>>29757177
What a cutie :3

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>>29757273
In-fucking-deed.

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>>29757273
A lewd cute. A very lewd cute. Don't forget that.

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>>29757293
fuck

>>29757297
FUCK

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>>29757707
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

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>>29757726
>>29757707
And don't you forget it.

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You guys are alright for a shitty general, have a bump

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>>29758052
>>29757751
Best girls bump!

>>29757293
Mụ đick

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bump from 9

>>29759188
bump from 9, here's a riddle.to liven the thread up a little

My mother's Rolf Harris
My father is a Kinder
What am I?

>>29759728
A faggot.

>>29759728
Some shit I never heard of for 500$?

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>>29759728
what?

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Hey Anons,

Just wanted to apologize for no update. I know this is probably frustrating you (as does me).

Lately I haven't had much time to write because of school, interviews, twelve-hour shift hospital clinicals and ride-alongs. Its just been a busy two weeks, I'll try my very hardest to get it out Saturday or Sunday and things should cool off from there.

Hope you all can understand.

>>29759915
Its cool man, we know you wont leave till you finish the job. I do look forward to if/when/what your going to write next though.

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>>29759915
Everyone understands, there's no need to feel rushed
Just take your time and post when you can
We'll all await your next update with baited breath

I left this thread almost a year ago. I can't believe it's still going.

I'm certain Axii and YNF are inhuman monsters who don't need to sleep or eat, that's the only explanation I can think of.

>>29761478
You see writefags come and go, and the threads are no different.

Hell being inspired by NaOH a couple years back is what got me kicking for a brief while before I died. Not that many remember me anyways.

Might work on my own green sometime soon but its the glory of /mlp/. You just never know what's going to stick.

>>29761111

>>29762482

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>>29761886
Hi, Octave. Praise NaOH.

>>29761478
Welcome back, Anon.

>>29761111
Witnessed.

>>29763420
I bet that fucker in the pic is feeling a ungodly amount of smug right now. Also, WRITE FAGGOT!
>>29761886
Same as fapman, WRITE!

>>29759915
no rush, everyone here would rather you do it at your own pace than try to push it out too early

You better have not forgotten about the Dazzlings ;)

>>29764089
Oh yeah...I completely forgot about those three. If Anon dies does that mean they don't own the building any longer? I mean, its not like they would have anything to do with this shit, so they are probably playing Janga right now.

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>>29764089
Bet you wouldn't be this tolerant for the other writefags here

>>29764208
Axii kept the thread going by himself until YFN came by, he can be trusted. Plus he is about to finish and this isn't the first time he needed a few days to get his shit together. Newfags are expendable until proven otherwise.

>>29764233
Fucking this.

>>29764250
Anyone else notice the bunch of newfags we got lately being very dumb, or is it just me?

>>29764290
Ummm, when has ever not been newfags literally everywhere?

>>29764312
Try writing that sentence again, but I think I get the jist of it, yeah. That's true.

>>29764323
...*notices*... Fuck me I need sleeeeeep!

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>>29764341
>*notices*

>>29764341
GO TO SLEEP!

I'm haven't made an update to my story in a while.
I know what to write, I just don't feel like writing anything.
I'm not going to go on an extended hiatus. I'll try to write something later.

>>29764233
What about the writefags who are always busy? They still update just with less frequency. which ones though?

>>29764700
When they make it for a few months. Fapman doesn't count for obvious reasons, and any newbies we got in the last week, Axii and YFN have the consistency, Fate is fast approaching that list too with damngyorb coming up there too.

>>29764724
okay then, makes sense. I also have a question for damy.
Will anons powers get stronger? Like in super anonymous with the mixing and pulling things apart?

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>>29764852
Is it necessary that Anon had powers? Why not just shenanigans? I don't know if you are the same guy but the last thread there was a guy who keep asking for a MercerAnon green (he also asked for it in /sup/) and it was annoying imo.

>>29765050
Because it is his power and it was already decided he would have one, that's how the prompt went and why damgyorb took it up. A newfag pleb like you doesn't get that apparently. If you got a problem with Anon with super powers, or mutations and the like, this isn't the place for no funs like you. And sup has nothing to do with this so complaining about that here is irrelevant.

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>>29765095
>It was already decided he would have one, that's how the prompt went and why damynorb took it up.
[citation needed]

>/sup/ has nothing to do with this
>pic related


>Being this assblasted for his Coldsteel-tier green.
If nobody is writing it stop pushing it, it's simple.

>>29765236
>Posts pic asking random question
...and, so what?
as for the prompt, believe it was about 15 or something threads ago, mid October or something when we threw around the random roll for story events phase for the thread, then damgyorb took it up, your a newfag if you don't know this, and a no fun one at that. If you don't know any better and are just trying to shit up the place, go bother people somewhere else. As for this part of your comment
>Being this assblasted for his Coldsteel-tier green.
>If nobody is writing it stop pushing it, it's simple.
The fuck are you talking about it? That wasn't mentioned or implied at all you dumbass.

>>29765095
>Because it is his power and it was already decided he would have one, that's how the prompt went and why damgyorb took it up

Since when? All that was decided was anon was a tecnomancer/a genius with technology and such, not a full on magic power.

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>>29765284
I might be mistaking the October thing for something else and it might have been during the early somewhere, its been awhile though. Just ask damygorb if he remembers when it was.
>>29765299
....you don't know what a technomancer means do you? Pic related, are you fucking with me, or are you just going full retard?

>>29765320
>early summer or spring*
fuck I hate trying to explain shit when I'm about to pass out.

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>>29765095
>ALL ANONS HAVE TO GET POWERS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29765320
Why cant someone just search the archive?
also pretty sure his name is spelled damynorb

>>29765431
Because we are all to lazy to do it, and the other guy complaining about there being super powers at all would be pissed to find out he's wrong, also your probably right on the spelling, I'm just to tired too check it. In any case, good night folks, and random no fun shitposter.

>>29765456
here
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28647152/#28647152

someone look through that, I need to go out

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>>29765531

>28671132 Since no one else seems to be doing anything, i'll write.
2 4 6 8 for job occupation whatever
1 3 5 7 9 for storyline/type of story
0 best friend
Dubs superpower
Trips means the poster gets everything

There it is, dubs was for a superpower, not that it matters

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>>29765604
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28647152/#28671132

Here's a direct link to the post faggot

I guess this is sort of related, but what the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wMqPirsOXc

>>29765917
People have too much time?

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>>29761478
Welecome back my dude
Pop a squat or pull up a chair and catch up on our stories
While you're at it, read some of the new ones theyre breddy gud
As for Axii and i, well idunno about Axii, but you're giving me far too much credit
If I tackled writing this story like I did way back when I first started Id be way further in
I work to write a lot, but I don't think its any inhuman willpower or anything keeping me going
I just have some cool ideas that I think would go to waste if I didn't share em

>>29761886
If you do decide to write, I can't wait to see what ya come up with

>>29765050
>>29765095
>>29765236
>>29765284
>>29765299
>>29765320
>>29765330
>>29765354
>>29765431
>>29765531
>>29765456
>>29765585
>>29765604
>>29765677
I feel like I've said this before, but never chage guys

Also just wanted to say, expect a slightly to moderately bigger update next time
Sunday is ending next update
I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT!

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>>29764724
I cri evri tiem.

>>29763440
>>29767083
I'll think about it, folks.

>>29767419
>>29767738
WRITE GOD DAMNIT, OR STOP USING NAMES!

>>29764208
This.

>>29768820
Get lost newfag, this conversation was finished already.

"Why am I wearing this hat again?"
>"It suits ya don't it?"
>You adjust your black and white laced fedora, trying to get it just right on your head.
>Unfortunately, that one strand of hair just keeps falling out of place.
>Oh well, you'll deal with it later.
"I suppose, just wish it would stay up is all."
>Anon tries to adjust his arm, but you firmly grasp it with both hands.
>He's clearly not liking the sensation of skin rubbing against him.
>Which is great for you, because now you know exactly how you'll get him back!
>He thought he could just toss you around like a doll, but no sir!
>You are going to make him know what it feels like to have a weight on his shoulders, literally.
>That... and you really don't want him going anywhere without your supervision.
>It's already enough that he's seen you in the nude and normally that doesn't bother you, but this isn't one of the girls.
>It's much much worse.
>So you're going, against all better judgement, to teach him to respect others.
>You smile with your thoughts set in stone as you lean against Anon's big, strong arm.
>As you head up the road, you can see all the passing cars and trucks fly by, clearly in a rush to get to there workplaces.
>It looks like the right path down, just a few more blocks and you'll be there.
>And you gotta admit, it took you a while to convince Anon.
>He seemed very reluctant to head straight over, but with a little... persuasion, he had no choice but to say yes.
>Now you just have to enjoy the day carefree with your new... boytoy...
>You bite your lip only briefly, you wouldn't want Anon to notice.
>It has been a while since you last dated someone, and even then it was a bit... brief, as well as unhealthy.
>Hopefully this won't be the case.
>You have a wonderful feeling in your stomach telling you that this is a good thing.
>Something that tells you that if Anon is there, he'll keep me safe.
>But... despite all this, that dream was still unnerving.

>>29769268
>As if something had control over you.
>It's not a mystery that there is magic to enter dreamscapes, but to be able to protect it at all times would be a crazy idea.
>Even Luna needs her rest during the night.
>You look up at Anon, and he only glances at you before returning his gaze to the distance.
>You smile and look towards the same direction, arms still entangled in his warmth.
>Ah! There it is!
>Hopefully Pinkie doesn't spill the beans too early, or else this is really gonna suck as a surprise.
>The two of you make it to the front entrance and you knock three times before entering Sugarcube Corner.
>The welcoming bell sounds and you expect a hardy hello, but...
>No one at the reception.
>What's going on? Usually the Cakes wouldn't have off-days on such an opportunity for business.
>And there's no sight of Pinkie Pie either...
Looking back at Anon, you smile.
>He clearly has a problem with the lighting and the atmosphere.
>"The hell's with all these fancy stroodles and knick-knacks? Makes me wanna-mmph?!"
"Nope! I'm not having any of that in my friend's restaurant."
>You uncover his mouth and he simply huffs it out.
>"If you call it a 'restaurant' doll. Look's more like a ice and creamer to me."
>You're about to continue to the middle of the room, but...
"An ice and what-now?"
>He glances over at everything in the room.
>"Bright lights, bright colors. Like some child threw a birthday party and forgot to put away the decorations."
>You roll your eyes and pull him inside.
>He may have stature, but you're still attached to his arm.
>You still aren't sure why no one's here.
>Maybe they had a party planned yesterday and forgot to tell you?
>No, they would have at least messaged you.
>Oh, unless it's a surprise!
>A surprise in a surprise huh?
>We'll see whose spooked by the end of it!
"Hello!? Mr. and Mrs. Cake!?"
>You scream out for them, but you don't get a response.
>Nothing? Hmm...

>>29769275
>You look around for any possible signs that they might be hiding somewhere, but nothing.
>"Maybe they've gone out for a honeymoon?"
>He gives you a smirk as you check around the desks and chairs for party favors.
"Haa ha. Real funny smart guy."
>Dusting yourself off, you walk back to Anon and reattach limbs.
>He reluctantly accepts it, as if he's giving his soul away to Tartarus.
>Mhmm... such fun.
>You cuddle up against his chest and hold his hand with yours.
"I'm sorry Anon, it seems like no one's here, but I know another place that can work. And I promise it's just as good."
>You move your fingers closer to his stomach, pressing his hand against yours.
>"You really are pressing my patience doll."
>He moves his free hand to your cheek, so you move one of your own over it.
>Feels hard, yet soft, like leather.
"And I have all the time in the world."
>You gaze into his dark crimson eyes, teasing yours closed and moving in.
>But, before you can pull it off, you feel that same leather move to your puckered lips.
>"True. So how about we spend it a bit more wisely, cause time waits for no one. That includes you love."
>You pout, opening your mouth to lightly bite on his finger.
>Unmoving, no flinch either.
>... Buck...
>He takes your hand and holds it gently, guiding you out the door.
>You don't mind though, since you've already caused him plenty of frustration.
>You're gonna get him back for every ounce of humiliation for what he did to you.
>Provided... it isn't that much of a problem for what's at stake here, but you aren't gonna let something like this pass you by.
>And you thought Flash was handsome...
>The both of you leave Sugarcube Corner, and with you once again enclosing on Anon's arm, you lightly guide him to your next point of interest.


>You...
>Get up from the counter and look in every direction possible.
>Is he gone? It feels like he's gone.
>You wipe off your sweat and breathe heavily.
>Ugh... hiding... too much...

>>29769282
>You are most definitely Pinkie Pie.
>Be it a bit... tuckered out of excitement.
>Guh... why is he so frightening...
>You've never met someone so... scary before!
>You really do hope it's just your imagination playing tricks on you, otherwise you won't be able to stand straight.
>But there was one thing you heard.
>Sunset!
>She's OK! She's alright! She's healthy and moving!
>But... SHE'S WITH ANON!? SHE'S WITH THE SCARY MONSTER!?
>Your head spins so much you fall over the counter and hit your head on the floor, ass gazing at the heights above.
>How?! Why!? What!?
>Well... you haven't been near enough to sample his chemicals, but this is absolutely bonkers!
>Maybe they were even... made for eachother~...
>You can't be too sure though, because as far as you know, he might be a man-eating monster with eight legs and huge fangs and claws!
>You shoot up from the ground and nearly bump your head into the ceiling, but there's no time!
>You rush back over the counter and take out whatever you can.
>If you can't measure him physically, maybe you can do it spiritually.
>Only the cake knows...
>No measurements, just go through the movements using what you know about Anon...
>...
>......
>YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANON!?
>Ok ok... just go from... Sunset? Yeah!
>Go through what Sunset would want... and then add better judgement.
>Alright! Here goes!
>Flour, eggs, butter, sugar, vanilla extract.
>Pan, dust with flour.
>Take out a bowl~ throw in the butter~ mix in sugar~!
>Add the eggs! Don't forget the extract~ throw in the flour! Stir it in!
>Art! An artistic value on every dish!
>The clatter of the spoon, the mixture, the texture!
>A taste for insurance...
>Mmmm! Delicious!
>Pour it in the pan, bake to oh however you feel about it.
>Smell around you, the perfection taking place!
>You can feel it! The sunset in the distance!
>Take her chemistry... her being...
>Take it in... bring it into the dish...
>Now... bring in the dark suited monstro...

>>29769288
>Play him like a maestro~...
>You can hear it! Feel it Pinkie! In your soul!
>Not yet... not yet... wait for it... the... final... CHORD!
>In less than a breathe, you take the cake out of the oven and close it, taking in the soft hit of heat combined with vanilla.
>The ultimate test... taste...
>You slice into the cake and feel the spongy goodness.
>The knife goes through like butter.
>Picking up the slice, it's perfectly cooked.
>No sign of shells or deformation...
>The one bite to determine Sunset's fate!
>And it all depends on this slice of vanilla pound cake.
>A hearty gulp of your building pocket of saliva only opens your mouth to a significant loss of fluids.
>You take a knife and fork and slowly... gently... take a piece from the slice.
>Slowly... gently... let it happen...
"Hmmmph!?"
>...
>......
>.........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU
>You drop your silverware on the floor.
>The resonating metals on the hard surface of the floor are intensified by a thousand as you throw yourself into a fit of ecstacy.
>Cooked to perfection, the perfect balance of flour and sugar, the taste blending ever so perfectly.
>Without measurements, you've created something beyond even your comprehension.
>Their chemistry, the waltz done by professionals.
>You can hear it in your mind.
>The crescendo, the falling chords.
>Purr...
>You move the mixture in your mouth, filling all corners with the spongy goodness.
>Fec!
>You suck up every last bit of it into the center, infecting your taste buds with the balance that could break mountains.
>Tion!
>The sheer intensity of the revelation has you at your wit's end.
>You can't help but double over, savoring every succulent crumb that falls down your throat.
>The most... exquisite... cuisine...
>Oh you can't stop the drooling.
"Ah... Sunset... Ahnon... aaaahhhh~"
>Oh no, the Cakes are gonna kill you for making such a mess on the floor.
>You can mop it up later...
>But this can't wait!

>>29769293
>With such an intense... dangerous love, you must inform the others of these... lewd developments.
>Oh gosh, calm down Pinkie, you're already heated as it is.
>Don't wanna blow a fuse on this freight train.
>You take off your cupcake-covered panties and toss them into the air as you fly through the house and up towards your room.
>Without hesitation, you clip through the door and pick up your stylish bubblegum phone and type with a swiftness.
"Sunset's OK! XD and she's with Anon ;3 have wonderful idea girls come over asap!"
>You slap your phone onto your ass, not realizing that you've already taken your panties off, making yourself yelp.
"Oh! Hehe, silly me."
>You run back down the stairs and glide past the counter, landing perfectly on two feet.
>Only to see that your panties landed on the cake.
>...
>......
>Without thinking, you cut a piece off and take a hefty bite of th-
>"Ah! Nngh!"
>Ahh~ you love social experiments...

>>29769300
Hmm... maybe should have gouged the lewd-o-meter on this thread a bit more. Please do excuse me if the level of lewd in the canon story goes a bit... high.

>>29769340
We love a bit of lewd here, just ignore the few anti fun shitposters we get crawling out of the gutter. This is a bizarrao thread for some reason that we just attract people that try to argue for literal shit/boring for no reason, but I think what you got here is perfectly fine.

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>>29769300
Silly pink is silly.

>>29769974
guessing from the quality ofs stories i guess anyone can write?

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>>29769379
Kek
Calm down dude now you're complaining out of nowhere. Relax.

>>29769300
Thanks for the update m80.
Last line of dialogue shouldn't be green.

>>29769974
Just the way she is meant to be.

>>29769974
What the fuck is with her face?

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sc00tal00 here chicken chicken

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>>29770913
yeah okay fag

>>29771173
Kek

>>29767083
Take it from someone who's been in the same position and called it quits. If anything, i'm not giving you guys ENOUGH credit.

bump from 9

>>29769275
You missed a green line here
Looking back at Anon, you smile.*

>>29769293
Di...did Pinkie just cum from magic romance guru cake testing? That's hot.

>>29769340
Good stuff writefriend keep it up

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>>29755903
From the pastebin.

Posting a bit now and more later tonight, got something to do in about 10-15 minutes but I also really want to get this out.

>You smile gleefully, hopping a bit in celebration.
“How long? How long until it’s finished?!”
>Your revelry is cut short by Assassin’s disappointed frown.
>”I’m afraid not quickly enough, unless her master decides to attack late into the night.”
>You join her in frowning.
“Is...is there anything I could do to help?”
>”A command seal could be used to compel me to expedite my work, but I’d highly recommend against it.”
“If it would get the task done quicker, why shouldn’t I? I still retain all of my seals, after all. I could spare one.”
>For the first time since you started talking, Assassin’s eyes leave the wheel and look at you.
>Her glare sends in involuntary shiver down your spine.
>”This is not a simple task, master. This is art. And an artist must never be rushed.”
>You could do nothing but nod weakly until she took her eyes off you.
>”Have some faith, master. The gods willing, we’ll still have enough of her legend to identify her.”
>You release the breath you were holding, taking care to not make unnecessary noise as you moved pass Assassin.
>Your relationship with your servant was...interesting most of the time.
>And always terrifying when not.
>The two of you were similar in a lot of ways.
>But it was irritatingly clear that you were lesser to her.
>If not for the command seal and the power it holds, you doubted you’d be capable of being her master.
>You’d never be able to trust someone as powerful as she is.
>And she wasn’t even the strongest class of servant!
>By all accounts, The Saber and The Berserker were even more impressive, at least physically.
>To think, one of them had been squeezing the the life out of you not hours ago.
>At the very least, once you made it out of this war, win or lose you’d have plenty of stories for your future children.

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>>29773431
>”If you absolutely must wake her, my master, might I ask that you keep her quiet?”
>You shrugged.
“That’s really up to her, but I’ll try my best. Not like I want to listen to her sniveling, either.”
>”I still do not understand why you are even caring to her. After this is over, she will have to die.”
>You had heard this before, so you open the bag and set it on a worktable fastened to the wall.
>”She’s a human. One who has been exposed to the world of magic. The Church and The Association would be displeased-”
“Assassin, we ARE going to kill her. In the meantime, I’ve known what it was like to go hungry. I’m merciful enough to spare her that pain.”
>It wasn’t a complete lie.
>As a child, you had come close to starving while living on the streets.
>Ugh, why did you have to remember back to then TWICE today?.
>Back to before your talents had been discovered...
>...But, you didn’t really intend to dispose of Sunset unless Anon proved to be uncooperative.
>You had always thought the law requiring the killing of normal people was a bit harsh.
>After all, they could easily be dealt with by other measures.
>Those of low standing could be discredited.
>Those of high standing could become potential allies.
>It seemed like such a waste to simply kill them.
>But, if you stood to gain nothing from her living, she would need to die.
>If she lived and someone found out she knew, you could be punished.
>Hell, The Church could punish you in The War itself for reckless actions that risked discovery.
>It wasn’t anything personal, of course.
>All you really knew about this women was her name, where she lived and that she was a friend of Anonymous.
>You just don’t have the patience for setbacks.

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>>29773434
>Your mind returned to the present with the smallest of shrugs from your servant.
>”Whatever you say, master. Just...make it quick, please.”
>You just nod your head toward Shimmer’s face.
>Assassin scowls before turning back to her wheel.
>The webbing around Shimmer’s face loosened.
>Now, to wake her.
>You grab onto her face and yank it around.
“Hey, wake up. Food’s here. Be grateful.”
>Sunset blinked rapidly after you released your grip.
>”Why...why are you doing this?”
>You scowl.
“I didn’t answer you the last seven times you asked. What do you think has changed since then?”
>Tears began to collect in her eyes, but you interrupt her incoming sobs by shoving a cheeseburger in front of her face.
“Eat now, cry later. Or never. Preferably that.”
>Her confusion was clear.
>Her watery eyes were nervous as she looked from the sandwich to you.
>You scoff.
“Oh, come on. It’s not any more poisonous than your average trashy burger.”
>She still didn’t bite.
>God, why did everything have to be so difficult today?!
“If we wanted you dead, or even drugged, you would be helpless to stop us. EAT.”
>Your commanding tone finally did the trick.
>For the next few moments, she takes careful bites of the cheeseburger.
>Okay, so far so good.
>A little rocky, but she hadn’t been too loud so far.
>If you were lucky, you would have an obedient and quiet prisoner yet.
>You were on your way through the second burger before she finally spoke again.
>”Are...are you from Equestria?”
>You tilt your head.
“I’m from a lot of places, but Equestria doesn’t ring any bells. Why?”
>”These...these webs...I thought magic didn’t exist here naturally.”
>You chuckle.
“You’d be with the rest of the sheep on that. Magic is the world’s best kept secret, these days.”

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>>29773436
>For a moment, it looks like Sunset is about to say something, but instead goes for another bite.
>Something about what she said is bugging you, though.
“This equestria...they have magic there?”
>Her nervous look returns.
>”Uhh...what?”
“Don’t play games with me, Shimmer. You said magic doesn’t exist ‘here’...Meaning it exists somewhere for you.”
>You hear the spinning wheel slow behind you
>Assassin was still working, but now had an eye turned to your conversation.
>”I....well, it’s not a place you can get to easily...but yes, we have magic there.”
>Oh.
>OH.
>This...could be interesting.
“We?”
>Sunset’s eyes widen, but she slowly nods her head.
“You know how to use magic?”
>”It’s...it’s harder now that I’m not there, but recently I’ve gotten a little back in touch-”
“That’s not important. What’s important is you already knew about magic, at least in some context. This...changes things.”
>”...Changes things in a g-good way? Or...”
>If she was a mage, she didn’t have to die!
>She already knew magic existed and admitted to using it!
>Wait, if that was the case, then was she an ally of Anonymous’?
“That might depend. What is the nature of your relationship with Anonymous?”
>”Relationsh- I’m just his friend! What does Anon even have to do with this?!”
>Hmm, it didn’t seem like he told her about him being a magus.
“More than you know. More than you’ll ever know, if you want what’s best for you.”
>This shut her back up, and her feeding continued.
>There were questions left unasked, but you weren’t in any hurry to hear the answers yet.
>What you WERE in a hurry for was to get out of here and get back to Sombra as soon as possible.
>He needed to know that you had a fellow magus captive, not some random human.
>...He’d probably still want to kill her, but you didn’t HAVE to now.

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>>29773443
>As you finish the last burger with Sunset, you turn back to get a better look at how your servant was reacting to the news.
>To your surprise, she had a troubled frown and had returned her attention to the wheel yet again.
“Assassin? Is something wrong?”
>”...No, my master. Just dealing with a...rough piece of thread.”
>She was holding something back from you.
>That much was easy to tell.
>But confronting her about it might not be wise at the moment.
>That tapestry of hers would prove vital for tonight, best not distract her.
>Besides, it probably wasn’t anything too important.
“Well, Miss Shimmer...I’m afraid I’ve got some business to attend to. Don’t you worry about me, I’ll be back before you know it.”
>You give her a playful poke on the nose and walk to the door before turning around.
“Oh, and could you continue to keep the crying to a minimum? Assassin needs her concentration...I can’t promise to stop her should you break it.”
>You leave exactly what Assassin might do to her unanswered as you shut the door behind you.
>Your HQ on the docks where Sombra was preparing those damned crystals of his was a distance away.
>You could teleport there, it was one of your favorite tricks...
>But it was a bit of an energy hog.
>You sigh as you make your way back to the maze, pulling the direction back out yet again.
>About halfway through the maze, the sound of voices in the distance catches your attention.
>You prepare yourself for dealing with some nosy groundskeeper before you pick out a bit of their conversation.
>”...not to be trifled with, Rider.”
>Ah, perfect!
>Even had he not give himself away by saying his servant’s name, you’d recognize that low growly voice anywhere!

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>>29773448
>A few more turns and your partner and his servant came into view.
>The sight of the tall, muscle bound man next to Sombra was a bit unnerving.
>Sombra wasn’t a short man, but Rider towered a full two heads over him.
>His short, dark and wild hair almost peaked over the top of the maze.
>A manic grin, one you rarely saw him without, was surrounded with a full, bushy beard.
>You swear you could see bits of food still in it.
>”Ah, Chrysalis. Did you deliver the message to Anonymous?”
>Sombra was the first to address you of the two.
>Good, less you had to talk to Rider the better.
“I did. Are you finished with your crystals? I had not expected you to arrive for a few more hours...”
>”Not quite, but I am prepared enough for tonight. I assume you’ve seen Assassin’s...project?”
>You quirk an eyebrow.
“Yes, I saw. How did you know about it? Haven’t you been cooped up in your room all day?”
>Like how he spent most of his days, you left out.
>”She mentioned it to me last night. I could have sworn you were there for it.”
“...No, I wasn’t.”
>Sombra smiled and shrugged his shoulders.
>”Must have slipped her mind to inform you, what with her focused on her recovering and all.”
>You frown.
>Sombra was trying to lead you away from the important thing.
>Why was he talking to YOUR servant without you?
>And why had she told him about one of her powers she hadn’t told you yet?
>”Come on, don’t look so sour little lady! Ooo, I see you’ve gathered us some rations!”
>Before you can react, Rider’s hand swoops down and takes the bag of burgers you had bought for yourself that you had still been clutching.
>OH NO HE DOESN’T
“Rider! Gives those back, those are mine!”
>”Okay, fine. I won’t eat all of them.”
“That’s better- wait, no, give them ALL back!”
>”You know, I AM a monarch, and you have yet to pay me any taxes for my services thus far. I think one of these little morsels would make a fine start.”

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>>29773450
>You continue to fume at him as he devours the first burger in one bite.
>His facial expression changes the second he starts chewing to one of thoughtful meditation.
>Then, abject horror before he swallows.
>He slowly raises the bag back to you.
>”On...on second thought, I weave your need to pay tribute. You may have your...”food” back.”
>Was he dissing your terrible burgers?!
>Good lord you hated him.
>So.
>Much.
>”Okay you two, let’s head to the shed. I have a few things I would like to prepare for Anonymous outside.”
>You continue to bicker with the oafish Rider as you walked behind him.
>You could tell Sombra about Sunset’s magic later.
>For now, you had a godlike being to enlighten about the glory of fast food.
--------
>”A-anon?”
“...trixie?”
>”Are you okay?”
“...kill me, please.”
>”Oh, no! Did the training go wrong, did you hurt yourself?!”
“...no, the training was successful.”
>”Then why are you...like this?”
>You lay spread out on the basement floor, covered in sweat and barely moving.
>Daring and Saber had decided to rejoin the others about a half hour ago.
>You had chosen to stay behind.
>Well, chosen was the wrong word.
>Moreof, your body refused to follow them.
>You had hoped that Saber would have gone easier on you since you had to focus on keeping your circuits spinning
>She was harder.
>MUCH harder.
>You were certain under your drenched clothes she had left many welts from striking with the flat of her blade.
>You were absolutely certain that the only reason you hadn’t passed out from exertion was because you were still clutching your sword.
“Trixie...go get caster...tell him I need him again...”

Gotta go, I'll be back soon to finish this update

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>>29773456
>”Trixie doesn’t think that’s such a good idea, Anonymous.”
“Oh. Some water, then?”
>”THAT, Trixie can do. She shall return momentarily.”
>You wince as you try to move your limbs around.
>In spite of the burning sensations flooding your limbs, you finally manage to move them around a bit.
>Progress, thy name is Anonymous.
>Well, that was certainly an experience.
>At first, keeping your circuits going took almost all of your attention.
>That was when Saber had landed a majority of her hits on you.
>Daring would yell at you every time she saw them slow down.
>About an hour into, though, it began to feel second nature.
>The spinning sort of just sustained itself for a while.
>You did your best to memorize that feeling for next time.
>You doubted you would be able to just get straight into “the zone”, as Daring called, right away even if you needed too.
>But knowing what it felt like would make it easier to identify.
>So, the spinning became second nature.
>Training should have gotten easier after that, right?
>Nope.
>Even though you could focus a bit better and got hit less, you had still been training against Saber for an hour.
>By the time you got used to the sensation of spinning as you fought, you were dog-tired.
>And you still had to fight for another half hour.
>Saber and Master had done very careful calculations to give you enough time to rest, supposedly.
>Your body would have to disagree with them, but when the time came you know you’d suck it up and keep pushing on.
>You might be a bit sore, but what other choice did you have?
>...Okay, floor time was over.
>You give your limbs a few experimental shakes and stretches before wincing your way into a sitting position against the wall.
>You continue the small moving and stretching even though your body protests at every movement.
>Another moment passes in silence before you hear footsteps coming down the staircase again.

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>>29773551
>”Behold, Anonymous! Trixie has returned with your refreshment!”
“You are a blessing, Trix.”
>”And don’t you know it.”
>Her playful grin draws one of your own before you take a few long drinks from the clear glass Trixie hands to you.
“You seem like you’re in a good mood. Wish I could say the same for myself...”
>”Our talk with Starlight was...enlightening. It’s mind-boggling that the three of us were all keeping this big of a secret from each other.”
>You do your best to nod.
“Just the unfortunate nature of our world, I guess. Still, I never would have had you pegged for a magus myself. Not in a million years.”
>”Trixie is unsure how to take that. Obviously, our shows failed to dazzle you enough to leave no question.”
“It’s a compliment. You’re good people. Jury’s still out on Starlight now, but she’s probably fine too.”
>”Oh, you don’t mean that. The two of you seemed to strike some sort of accord last we saw.”
“Mutual misfortune can indeed be a strong bond, but that’s not what I meant. I’ve met some good people in the church...”
>”...but?”
“The Church, at it’s worse, can be just as bad as The Association. Especially the executioners. They tend to be extremely quick to anger and action...”
>You trail off as you begin to think of all the stories you had heard of the executioners.
>The raids they carried out against enemies of the church tended to have extreme innocent death tolls.
>But...there was no reason to bog Trixie down with that knowledge quiet yet.
“Like I said though, I’m sure Starlight’s fine. At the very least, she seems loyal to you.”
>”...Yeah. I’m- Trixie is grateful that her friendship remains true. And that there is one less secret between us.”
>A comfortable silence crawls over the room, only broken by a pained grunt from time to time as you continue to exert your arms.

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>>29773558
>”Should Trixie return later? You seem like you could use some rest.”
>You shake your head.
“Sleep is the last thing on my mind right now. Please, keep talking. I could use a friendly voice after Daring’s yells.”
>”Hmm. Okay, if you insist.”
>Trixie plopped down next to you against the wall.
>Her bemused facial expression shifted to concern when she got a better view of your arms.
>Which you had neglected to check out earlier but...
>Yep, covered in welts and bruises.
>When she looked directly at you again, you just gave her the biggest smile you could muster.
“Hey, don’t worry about it. Good news is it wasn’t a waste.”
>You weakly reach an arm out and manifest the circles around your arm again.
>Trixie’s gaze is completely transfixed by them as they get faster and faster.
>”How...how are you doing that?”
“You’ve never manifested your circuits outside of your body before?”
>”Not like that...It usually stays on our skin when we do it.”
>That was kind of shocking
>It wasn’t required for a lot of spells, but it was a great training tool to observe how your student moved their mana while casting.
“When we have more time, maybe I’ll teach it to you...Though I should probably ask for your grandfather’s permission, wouldn’t want to steal his student.”
>Trixie goes quiet for a bit before whispering something angrily you couldn’t hear.
“Uh, what was that?”
>”Oh, Trixie was just saying we...would probably prefer you to my grandfather.”
“Really? Should I take that as a compliment?”
>”It’s just...he’s so restrictive. We’re practically self taught when it comes to most things.”
>An eager learner, huh?
>That sounded uncomfortably familiar
“That can be dangerous, little missie.”
>”Oh god, don’t start sounding like him now.”
“Seriously though, I can’t say anything about what he’s been teaching you...but self study has a lot of risks. Lots of ways to get into trouble.”
>”Like?”

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>>29773561
>You give her your best incredulous look.
“Oh, I dunno...Like getting wrapped up in a battle royal between experience mages and godlike servants?”
>Trixie winces.
>”...Point taken.”
>You give her a short laugh at your victory.
“Honestly, The Grail War isn’t even the most lethal thing you could get caught up in.”
>”That’s a scary thought.”
“With all the pluses of magic, there’s got to be at least two negatives. You get familiars, but you also got to take vampires and zombies...”
>”Vampires and zombies are real?!”
“Look, that’s not the important thing here. The important thing is that IF we make it through this, maybe you should consider listening to your grandpa.”
>”You may have a point...At the very least, we shall keep our hands away from rituals in the future.”
“Good a place to start as anywhere, I guess.”
>You go for a few bigger stretches.
“So, you mentioned you wanted to talk about something earlier? I doubt it was about your grandpa.”
>”No, you’re right. I just..Trixie wanted to talk about us.”
“Oh man, are you dumping me already? Should have figured, there was no way I could keep up with someone as great and powerful as you.”
>”WHA-?! No! Trixie isn’t-”
>Trixie cuts herself off when she notices your smug grin.
>”You’re fooling with Trixie again! Can’t you just...be serious for a moment?”
>You carefully consider.
“...”
>”...Trixie does not like how long it’s taking for you to respond.”
“This is an important decision, Trix.”
>”You’re impossible.”
“...Okay, I can be serious. Something bothering you?”
>”Yes. No? Trixie doesn’t know. One of the things she wanted to discuss was making us...official.”
>You don’t respond, as your first thought is to tease her about HOW she wanted to make it official.
>”However, you settled that question up there with Starlight. Trixie was happy to hear you say it, even if you could have been less casual about it.”

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>>29773581
RIP My Trip

>You shrug.
“Some normal people things still elude me, Trixie, but after our hastily thrown together date and last night even I could put together the dots.”
>”It still felt good to hear directly from you though, you know?”
>You did.
>There was something satisfying about saying it earlier, too. Even beyond teasing her.
“Yeah, I know. What was the other thing?”
>You ask while dropping your head into her lap.
>”The other thing was...What are you doing?”
“I’m too weak to sit up anymore, and I saw a comfy alternative.”
>You lied through your teeth.
>You just saw this on TV shows and always wanted to try it.
>Trixie rolls her eyes, aware of your bullshit excuse but not bothering to point it out.
>”The other thing was about our alliance. When we discussed it with our servants, it was established that it would last until Sombra and Chrysalis were not a threat.”
>She looks down briefly, her eyes meeting yours for a flicker before she looked everywhere but.
>You swear you could make out the slightest pink on her cheeks.
>”It shouldn’t come as a surprise that Trixie would prefer that arrangement to become permanent.”
“I would too. Even if we weren’t...together, I still wouldn’t. You’re not the kind of person I can fight.”
>You were feeling slightly bashful, talking about being together while having you head peacefully in her lap.
>”The problem is...Trixie has no grand wish she wants granted, but Caster does.”
>You nod.
>”Same with Saber...And, as you said last night, yourself to an extent.”
“I mean, I wouldn’t turn down the wish if I won, but it would be on something stupid.”
>”Exactly. As long as that’s true, however, we’ll have to fight each other eventually.”
>Wait.
>This was your moment.
>Earlier, you had thought about asking Trixie to give up Caster when the time came.
>Get rid of a potentially very annoying obstacle AND keep her safe.
>It was a perfect time to suggest it.

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>>29773586
>...So why were you holding it back?
>Even though you knew this could be big for you, you felt bad for wanting to put it into words.
>Fuck, you already knew why.
>It was clear Trixie didn’t want to deny Caster his chance for a wish.
>And you were about to ask her to completely remove the possibility of him ever winning the grail.
>You didn’t want to put her in that position.
>Even if it meant possibly more hardship for her later on.
>Dammit.
>”Anon? You look upset...It something wrong?”
>Oops, don’t let that frustration slip out there Anon.
“Just thinking about it. If...If it comes down to it, I’ll talk with Caster. Worst case scenario, I ask for him to leave you out of it.”
>”I still don’t like that the two of you will be fighting.”
“It’s going to have to happen eventually, assuming we even make it to the end.”
>You make a point of finding her eyes again before you continue.
“I know you won’t like it, but I won’t abandon Saber. Not while I have the strength to help her get her wish.”
>”Trixie doesn’t like it, but she understands. You’re a fool, but a noble one at least.”
“Damn right. And you love me for it.”
>”Love is a strong word.”
“Ouch.”
>You smile as Trixie deals some of your cheeky attitude back.
>”Oh, don’t be a baby. Trixie is sure you’ll earn it some day.”
>Then, unexpectedly Trixie leaned her head close to yours.
>Her silver hair cascaded down around you, leaving nothing but Trixie in your sight.
>”And The Great and Powerful Trixie is never wrong about these things.”
>Stunned by her sudden boldness, you don’t even have time to speak before she closes the last few remaining inches between you and your lips connect.
>It wasn’t a long kiss.
>Or even a serious one.
>A light, playful peck if anything.
>But it was filled with such honest affection you were at a loss for words.

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>>29773589
And that's all of the update I have for now.
Next time Anon and crew head to the maze!
Also maybe cuddles, no promises though

something something real life something tired something I really love all of you guys for being so patient.

>>29773601
yay

you're marvellous

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>>29773589
Awww.

>>29773601
Thanks for the update writefriend.

>>29774279

>>29774279

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I remember that anon who suggested SMT Nocturne based green

Also sorry for not being here
Lots of shit happened these past weeks

>>29775705
Its cool mang, everyone's been busy this week, don't remember anything about SMT Nocturne based green being brought up, but just finish the story you already have first.

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>>29773589
>But it was filled with such honest affection you were at a loss for words.
And so am I.

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>>29775790
Of course
Who do you think i am? Fapman?

>>29773456
>Rider doesn't like the grease burger
KILL HIM WITH FIRE!

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>>29775811
>>29775877
>>29776166
checked

wheres damygnorb at?

>>29773589
My heart aches because of your Trixie...I don't know if that is good or bad.
>>29775877
SHOTS FIRED!

bump from 9

Continued from https://pastebin.com/UcG73ANS

"Okay Twilight, there's nothing else you can do. You might as well go back to the seats and get comfy, or don't since I don't really care."
>Twilight looks up and frowns briefly.
>"What? Why? Can I take a few more notes?"
"What's the point? You might as well go up to watch the fight and take note's then."
>You shrug and walk past her to the teams.
>"Oh, okay then; Will you be joining me to watch?"
"Yeah, just need to speak to the teams first; I'll catch up with you."
>You approach the teams and clasp your hands together.
"Alright teams, when your robot is called get up into the arena. First one to get called goes to the far end; There's a booth for you to stand in."
>You point to the ramp to the arena.
"There's another booth round the corner, the other team goes there, understood?"
>Both teams nod in unison and ready themselves.
>Approaching the workshop doors, you're greeted by Rusty holding the money tin.
>Notes stick out the sides and the lid is barely closed.
>There must be double what you made on the last battle.
>"Got ah full turnout tonight, we're gonna need to invest in more seatin'."
"Too right," You nod. "It's only going to get more popular now."
>"Definitely. Right, better get the show started eh?"
"Sweet, I've already briefed the teams on what to do."
>You walk up the ramp and head for the stairs, with Rusty following close behind.
>"Anon, been meaning to ask ya', you mind sorting tomorrow's match? I'm takin' the kids out for a family day out which I've promised them fer awhile."
"Yeah no worries, I'll handle it. Where are you taking them?"
>"The mall, swimming pool, and the cinema. Got tha day all planned out."
"Sounds good mate, oh yeah forgot to ask; did the rest of the parts I ordered arrive today?"
>"Yeah they did. Ah left them with the other bits you needed."

>>29778165

>Perfect, that means you can start working on the refbot tomorrow.
>In fact, this would be a perfect time to get Twilight to help you.
>Hell you may even get it done for tomorrows match, that'll be decent.
>You squeeze past the chairs and spot the girls waving you over.
>Stepping past you, Rusty heads to the hosting booth and get's comfortable.
>You sit down next to Twilight and the girls, eager for the upcoming match.
>They all turn to you though, surprised at the state you're in.
>Well you are sporting a black eye now, so it's no wonder they noticed.
>"Damn Anon what happened to you?" Rainbow asks.
"Nothing you need to worry about Dash, all you need to worry about is watching the battle."
>"Well," Applejack looks at you, slightly suspicious, "As long as everythings alright with ya that's all tha' matter's."
"Anyway, the battle's about to start, so get comfy 'cause shit's going down!"
>The group cheers, as does the crowd.
>Horns blare and fire blasts up from pipes surrounding the pit, making the audience holler even more.
>"Alright everyone, who's ready for a fight?!"
>Rusty shouts into the microphone, as the horde shouts and screams, eager for the battle to start.
>"Alrighty then; For our first battle we have, Roadblock vs Onslaught!"
>The horns blare once more as the two teams make their way into the pit, with the bots taking the lead.
>They each go to their respective booths, then position their robots at the corners of the pit.
>Pinkie Pie bounces impossibly fast her seat, squealing and hooting.
>Twilight on the other hand, has her notebook and pen ready and waiting.
>"Oh my gosh this is going to be so awesome!" Rainbow shouts.
>"Darn right, betcha Roadblock loses Rainbow," Applejack replies.
>"Oh you're so on! Roadblock's gonna wreck Onslaught, easy!"
>Applejack chuckles and narrows her eyes.
>"Ten bucks says you're wrong. Deal?"
>"Deal!" Rainbow shouts as they fistbump.

>>29778174

>You lean back and pop your feet up on the chair in front, while Pinkie pulls out a bag of popcorn.
>Rusty's deep voice booms across the arena.
>"Competitors, start your engines."
>You look down as the teams get themselves ready.
>"Three!"
>"Two!"
>"One!"
>FIGHT!"

I know It's another small one, but I will be posting the battles robot's in one go, or maybe a seperate dump for each, depends.
It's been a hell of a week for mehence the lack of update.

Can't be bothered with the post linking posts but Anons "powers" will get get a bit stronger, but I don't know how strong yet. Probably not full on splitting the merge and merging the shit like.
national langella

>>29778220
Fuckme i'm not sober enough for this, night buys

>>29778226
Try again in the morning.

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>>29778220
ROBOHYPE

Test.

>>29779999
Is it over?

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>>29779999
DubQuads confirm, the april 1st's bizarre adventure is over.

That was fun.

>>29779999
About fucking time our shit was fixed, and a excellent set of digits to start us off, terrific.
>>29780062
No it wasn't.

>>29780062
It was fucking beautiful.

>>29780088
Fuck off MercerAnon.
10/10 would merge again.

>>29780260
So...are you going to make a boogyman out of this mercer anon person or something? Or do you just have a problem with the idea in general? Because I don't get, whatever it is your doing here. Also it was shit, nothing got done today. I'm just glad the froze the threads where they were.

That fucking merge was a riot
Most fun i had in a while

>tfw I enjoyed the merging of my favourite boards.
It's still up as well
we hidden now.

>>29780558
Meh, so long as we can do our stuff now, I don't care. Though I guess it is nice those fuckers got some levity in their lives yesterday.

I'd like to think that Asian moot and his staff were thinking that this would be hilarious to watch us and /pol/ bicker
I don't think they expected over half the board to be horsefuckers in disguise
Or maybe they did and thought it'd just be fun to merge, regardless I have to agree that it was fun for a bit

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>>29780782
this, the merge was fucking brilliant for both sides.
>tfw can shitpost and post porn without b&
feels good

I actually had planned to spend the weekend writing, oh well

>>29781871
>this
I don't want to write anymore.
It's like I've found the most comfy board that'll ever exist.

>>29781887
me too anon
>the boards still up
I guess another day of shitposting wont harm anyone

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>>29781887
>>29781904
>wanting to share a board full of poltards

It's like you're purposefully showing off your faggotry

>>29781963
>calling people degenerate faggots
Do you know what board you are on?

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>>29781871
>>29781887
>>29781904

We-- We understand.. go free and beyond.

But writers... always remember us even if any of you have a little time off with them.

>>29782030
Let them do whatever they like anon, if not like they care for (you)

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>>29782715
>>29782030
Yes anon, let the degenrate polttards leave, they're fucking shit

>>29782715
>>29782907
At least we lost only one good writefag out of this, so there's that. And he has a habit of coming back to finish eventually, so it may only be a little while.

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>>29781887
>I don't want to write anymore
>mfw we'll never get that celestial booty
It hurts.

>>29783039
>we only lost one

Damy wont come back either, they're too far gone
Rip

>>29783382
I was talking about Damy, and he quit before too, he'll be back at some point. The refbot is waiting for him...and maybe some accidental lewds with Twilight. The other guy is a glorified fapman at this point, unless he posts something involving the story sometime this thread. Otherwise we only lost one writefag.

>>29783402
>damy quit before

when? I know he doesn't post as frequently as others, but I haven't seen him quit

>>29783411
Seeing as your a newfag I will have to say it was around....maybe October last year that damy started posting again. He was dead before that. Cant remember why though.

>>29783411
What he >>29783443 said. Last story he posted was in 2014 i think

>>29783453
That sounds about right...fuck, we are an old ass thread.

>>29783382
>>29783402
>>29783411
>>29783443
>>29783453
>>29783485
>all this samefagging

we know it's you damyfag, fuck off to pol shill

>>29783900
I'm pretty sure there are at least 2 or 3 Anons posting.

>>29783940
>says the samefag

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>>29783940
I am not even sure what this guy is talking about>>29783900
>>29784008
maybe he just wants to show his newfag? Hey newfag, what are you trying to imply here? Are you trying to accomplish anything here?

>>29783443
Honestly cant remember why I stopped, i think I just got really busy

>>29783900
>samefag
>implying i'm not shitposting in comfy board

>>29784040
Ignore him, i think he's the samefag shitposter from fingerbang

>>29784164
Ah, they got another new one? Let me guess, he is just wants to hate on humanized threads in general?

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>>29784176
I'm not sure, it could be someone butthurt about the name change and decided to just shitpost and call everyone samefags. or it could be a butthurt leddit fag who happens to browse this thread, no idea

>>29784387
One thing, fingerbang handled their name change terribly, there is no defending that, but even if it is one of the people still pissed about that for no reason, I don't see any reason for whatever he is saying samefag here for...unless he is just high as shit and didn't notice this isn't fingerbang. Fucked if I know otherwise then.

>>29784419
Completely agree. Sure there was more content without the fingerbang name, but at the same time the shitposting was pretty bad. I prefer fingerbang to be honest, but I'm not fussed either way.
I do miss the golden age of fingerbang though

>>29784465
It died with the Discord, I cant even remember when it was good at this point. That's why we wont have one in this thread. Bad news is RGRE got one though, large content drop recently with the exception of 4 or 5 writefags that don't use it. Damn shame really, I liked that thread.

>>29784581
Once the skype was made, it went downhill.
I'm guilty because I did chat in there and whatnot, still go in the discord from time to time.
Not only did it make the threads dead, it also caused all kinds of drama that eventually leaked into the thread, making writers leave etc.

Also I've heard mlpol will be up for a week, but I will be writing and will try to get an update out in the week.

>>29784786
Sweet, send our regards.

>>29784581
This
Discords kill all kind of threads
NEVER EVER make a discord for this thread, or else i will slap each and everyone of you faggots

>>29785053
Chill dude, every writefag here knows better than to use one, or even consider it...except fapman when he first came by. But he's an idiot that fucks around all the time anyways, so its kind of a moot point.

>>29782030
>>29783271
Oh, alright.
But after I finish the story, then I'll be leaving /mlp/ for good.

>>29785157
Okay...get to writing or something, because every time I see you, I cant help but feel your just fapman under a different name, and I don't know why. I'll preform my usual spellcheck services like usual.

>>29785186
Yeah I've been pretty lazy the past few days.
I'll try my best.

>>29785201
All right then.

>>29785157
>leaving

implying you could ever leave.

>>29785370
I suppose I'm not really leaving.
Just migrating to an even more pure form of cancer.

>>29785638
At least your accurate. Tell them we said hi too for us.

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>You stand there genuinely shocked at Sombra's response.
"You what?!"
>Did he honestly say he wanted this to happen?
>Twilight opens her eyes, two blue flames igniting to life wrap around her eyes.
>She flexes her hands, "I was beginning to wonder if she'd ever let me out."
>Sunset looks at her friends demonic form sadly, "Twilight..."
>"The name is Midnight." she responds. "And don't think I've forgotten your role in shunting me back into Twilight's head; but first..."
>Her eyes shift towards the man standing across from her.
>"Sombra..." she hisses.
>The hate and venom in her tone as she says his name.
>Flashbacks of your brief encounter with the demonic being resurface. How she managed to transport you, Sunset and a whole group of other individuals to another world on a whim.
>The amount of sheer power Twilight possessed scared you back then, but even then she still had traces of reason. You can only imagine how much worse it will be with her altered state of mind now.
>Strong gusts of wind begin picking up in the room forcing you to take a step back.
>"You have no idea what you're getting yourself into!" Sunset says, standing firm against the building gale.
>"Sunset, I thought I ordered you to handle Anonymous?" he asks, "Was I not clear?"
>She shakes her head, "I'm not your puppet any longer."
>"Impossible!" Grogar exclaims, "One doesn't simply break free of-"
>"ENOUGH TALK!" Twilight yells.
>Raising her hands, her hands begin glowing the same blue color as her horn. Despite this though, your former master just stands there.

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>>29786192
>Clasping her palms together at the base, a large blue beam of light launches towards Sombra.
>Bringing his wrists together, the beam stops just inches from his body, splits and curves around him as if there was some sort of round barrier in between.
>The only visible effect of Twilight's attack was simply pushing him back a few inches.
>Both you and Sunset are left speechless.
>"Anon, what was that?"
"I... I don't know. That definitely wasn't Quen."
>Lowering his arms, Sombra brushes off his shoulder.
>Twilight looks on, unimpressed.
>"You think the Heliotrope sign can save you?"
>She roars and dives for the man with a crazed look in her eyes. Energy crackles around her hands like electricity.
>Pulling out a small box from his chest pocket, he presses a button on the device.
>Both Twilight and Sunset let out blood curdling screams as their bodies begin convulsing sending both writhing onto the cold hard floor.
>The former tries to fight through the pain, only to be stopped cold.
>You try and charge Sombra only to be stopped by Jericho.
"Jericho, out of my way."
>"I'm sorry Anonymous, but I can't do that." he says drawing his short blades.
"Dammit move!"
>You try to weave around your viper counterpart only to be stopped at every turn.
>"Like I said, I cannot let you pass."
"Get some sense in that thick skull of yours!"
>"..."
>He looks back towards Twilight, giving you a brief opening to cast Aard and knocking him onto his back a short distance away.
>Lifting your sword up, you prepare to impale Sombra.
>The man glances in your direction, completely composed.
>"Grogar, now." Sombra commands.

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>>29786202
>Slamming his staff down on the ground, Grogar chants something in Elder tongue.
>The runes lying around the room begin flaring to life when without warning ethereal chains shoot out.
"SHIT!" you curse as three of the magic chains divert their course straight towards you forcing you back.
>Thanks to your reflexes, you manage to avoid them but Twilight on the other hand isn't so lucky.
>Wrapping around her arms, legs and wings, each chain pulls her limbs out until they go taught.
>Eventually Sombra depresses the button on the small remote, allowing both Twilight and Sunset reprieve.
>Realizing the situation she's now in, Twilight goes berserk.
>"GRAAAAHHH!" she screams, struggling against the magic bindings, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE ALL DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!"
>Her eyes flash brightly as her hands begin burning with energy only to quickly fizzle out.
>Continuing his chanting, Grogar directs his hands towards the wall and the chains follow.
>The two chains holding her arms slide across the roof, lifting her body off the ground and leaving her dangling like a marionette.
>"Let me go and I'll make your death less painful!" Twilight orders.
>"I've had enough of her backtalk. May I Headmaster?"
>"Do it quick."
>With a chime of the bell at his hip, Grogar touches one of the ethereal chains with his hand.
>An electric current travels both up and down the chain, spreading somehow to the others before all converging onto Twilight.
>Her tortured screams echo throughout the room before she falls limp.
>"Sunset are you okay?" you hear Rainbow asks landing behind you.

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>>29786211
>Turning to face her, you see Sunset's skin around the implant a darker shade of red.
>"N-not really..." she says scratching her neck. "I completely forgot about those implants in our neck."
>Looking up, she sees Twilight unconscious body hanging there.
>"What is he doing with Twilight?"
"At this point... your guess is as good as mine."
>"It's none of your concern Anonymous." Sombra says.
>He leers at Sunset as she steps up behind you.
>"Though I would like Grogar to explain this." he states pointing towards the witcheress besides you.
>The old man shrugs, "The spell I used should have enthralled her mind towards you completely."
>"Well she's obviously not."
>Lightning strikes a tree outside splintering it, and lighting the remains on fire.
>The rain also seems to be starting to pick up as more and more droplets splatter against the windows.
>Stepping away from the orb, he brushes his beard before beginning another incantation.
>He slams the butt of his staff on the ground once and points it towards Sunset, "Sunset Shimmer, return to your master's service at ONCE!"
>The small goat head attached to the tip of the staff begins glowing red when Sunset suddenly keels over.
>"Sunset!" Rainbow cries out. "Oh no you don't!"
>Narrowing her eyes, she uses her wings to dive straight towards Grogar.
>The sorcerer raises a blue shield around him just as Rainbow's sword is about to make contact but it proves to be unnecessary as Jericho leaps in between them and blocks Rainbow Dash's attack.
>Undeterred, Rainbow continues to try and break through the latter as you aid Sunset.
"Hey, stay with us!"
>"A-Anon... I-I can feel her trying to..."

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>>29786224
>Her face scrunches up in pain as she falls to her knees. The sclera of the left eye begins wavering from black and white.
>Getting up, you discretely draw two throwing knives from the holster in your jacket.
"I'm not letting you take her again." you utter to your former "Headmaster".
>In one fluid motion, you turn and throw the pair of knives at his center of mass.
>Sombra simply stands there and gestures the Quen sign resulting in both blades bouncing off harmlessly.
>"And what are you going to do about it little wolf?" he taunts.
>Bringing up your sword to bear, you enter your starting stance.
>He smirks, "Amusing."
>Sombra unbuckles the clasps to his cape, letting the cloth fall to the ground and revealing a sword attached to his thigh.
>Drawing the blade, blue runes glow along the length of the weapon before slowly dimming.
>You note that unlike your standard blade, his is thinner and has a handguard. Effectively making it look more like a saber than a longsword; the sheen of the metal however indicates the weapon is made from silver though.
>He tosses away the scabbard before accepting your challenge.
>The room shakes as the circle of clouds in the sky begin separating and the energy orb flashes.
>"Grogar, we do not have much time to get Twilight Sparkle under control before our window ends. Get that anchor stabilized."
>"As you wish, once I am done, Twilight Sparkle should be under your command soon enough."

>You grasp your chest as every breath you take seems to be harder to take in.
>The presence in the back of your head... you can feel it just wanting to get out.
>On your knees, you look up to see both Anon and Rainbow Dash fighting for their lives and yours.
>Come on Sunset, get a hold of yourself.
>You fought "her" back once before, you can do it again!

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>>29786232
>Charging forward, Anonymous rolls to avoid a strike from Sombra.
>Thrusting your sword forward, you curse under your breath as the man just narrowly manages to twist his body just enough to avoid it.
>Getting out of the way of his counter attack, Anonymous comes back in and starts going on the offensive himself.
>"Two on one? Hardly fair." Sombra quips as he parries with his sword.
>Neither of you two bother to answer him.
>Okay Sunset, you can do this.
>Taking a deep breath, you firm your resolve and decide to attack first.
>Running in, Sombra thrusts his sword at you.
>Dodging his attack, you bring your sword at your opponent.
>He blocks the simple attack and glares at you.
>Sombra is easily the stronger between you two as he easily forces you back, but without missing a beat Anon dives under from his side and makes an upward slash catching him across his face.
>A wild swing encourages Anon back as Sombra curses as a hand runs across the now bleeding face.
>Something seems to change in his behavior as he sees the blood.
>Returning to the fray, Sombra's attacks become even more fierce. His attacks try to leave you no quarter to recover and he manages to get a clean cut on your arm.
>Despite your combined efforts, Sombra seems to be making more of a point to bring down Anon first.
>The man starts deliberately aiming for Anon's bloody shoulder and abdomen, even passing up opportunities to attack you in favor of him.
>Backing up, Anon reaches into his vial pouch and pulls out two thin glass cylinders.
>"Oh? So now the wolf needs an edge of Tawny Owl and Blizzard?"
"Anon? What are you doing?"
>He sighs, "White Rafford's wearing off... starting to get double-vision."
>Biting off the corks, he spits them out and quickly drinks both concoctions.
>It's only now do you notice Anon's worn state.

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>>29786244
>His breathing is haggard, sweat is dripping down his face, and judging by the fresh blood, all his wounds have reopened.
>At this rate, Anon won't last very long...
>As the witcher brews work their effects, Anonymous's skin becomes even paler and his veins become visible under the skin.
>Tossing the empty vials away, he wipes his mouth on his sleeve.
>"Sunset... we need to end this soon. I have one more vial of Swallow, but it'll do me no good if we continue to fight him."
>Sombra cracks his neck, "While I'm impressed at your resolve wolf, I tire of this."
>Reaching for his back pocket, he pulls out the small device for the implants.
>"And Sunset? You've become a major disappointment." he says holding the remote up.
>"Oh no you don't!" a raspy voice shouts.
>A blue blur streaks by Sombra, stealing the remote from his hands.
>"WHAT?!"
>"Looking for this?" Rainbow Dash taunts in the air.
>"Jericho!"
>"I'm sorry Headmaster she's faster than she lo-"
>"Quit your whining! Just get that remote back!"
>Nodding his head, Jericho runs at your friend with blades drawn.
>Sombra seethes in contrast to his previous cold demeanor.
>"Dash keep that remote away from him!"
>"You got it!"
>"Jericho. I want that girl's head on a pike."
>Rainbow blows a raspberry before taking off.
>The viper witcher vaults off of a wall onto a pillar and tries to bring down Dash with his short blades.
>Fortunately, Dash avoids his mid-air attack and kicks him in the back sending the witcher crashing onto the floor.
>Hovering in the air, she winds up for a pitch and sends the little black box crashing out one of the large windows. Jericho tries to get up and grab the remote but it just narrowly misses his fingers.
>Well... that works you suppose.
>"Grogar! Get Sunset under control!" he commands. "Forget the anchor, this takes more precedence!"
>"But Headmaster, the spe-"
>"DO IT! The sooner it's done, the less we have to worry."
"Over my dead body!" you retort.

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>>29786281
>Moving in for another attack, he blocks it with Quen and making your weapon rebound off of it.
>Lowering the shield, he quickly pushes his hand forward and sends you flying into the nearby wall with Aard.
>"Sunset!"
>Without warning, you can feel the throbbing sensation in your head come back.
>"I order you to fall in line witcher!" Grogar demands.
>Looking up, the sorcerer walks towards you, emphasizing each step with his staff.
>Rising up to your feet, you tighten the grip on your steel sword and walk towards Anonymous as he fights Sombra.
>What are you doing?
>This isn't...
>Celestia, your body's moving without you!
>With his attention on the Headmaster, Anon has no idea of what's happening behind him.
>Each step feels like an eternity while you struggle to retake control as the distance between the dueling witchers closes.
>Your vocal chords suddenly don't seem to work to let Anon know.
>The feeling in the back of your skull pulses, almost like in anticipation.
>With you just observing the fight, both Sombra and Anonymous look like they're performing a synchronized dance with the way they move.
>Their blades acting more as extensions of their bodies than the simple tools they seem to be.
>You can recognize Anonymous going through the basic sword forms as sparks fly when their blades make contact.
>Since getting that cut, Sombra's become more aggressive. Almost like he's barely keeping composure.
>And with the way he's accumulating more and more cuts around his body, that all that could swiftly end with one lucky thrust...
>Or you stabbing Anon in the back.
>If only you could throw this sword away...
>Suddenly, your arm twitches in response to that thought.
>Wait... was tha- Yes!
>You need to focus. This is *YOUR* body. Everyone is counting on you.

>>29786288
>The presence in your mind shifts to something more akin to a migraine. Likely to break your concentration.
>Focusing all your willpower on regaining control, you feel your hands slowly loosen their grip.
>Come... on...
>Anonymous ducks under one of Sombra's horizontal sweeps and backs up within arms reach of you.
>"Sunset Shimmer! Obey ME!" Grogar yells out as you move past him.
>The throbbing in your head worsens as your arms lift over your head.
>Anon turns and he instantly recognizes his compromised position.
>NO! YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS!
>Shutting your eyes, you try with all your heart to stop yourself.
>A sense of... relief? Ease? You don't really know what to call it right now, but it's quickly put to the side as you're overcome by a pit forming in your stomach.
>Oh dear Celestia, you have no idea if...
>"Sunset?"
>That's Anon's voice.
"A-Anon?"
>Opening your eyes, you see Anon gently pushing you back with a hand and keeping his other blade pointed at Sombra.
>"You're... glowing." he says.
>Looking down at your hands, he's right.
>You quickly reach for your head, and feel two ears perking up along with a long braid of hair extending past your normal length.
>But if he's fine, then your sword... where is...?
>As if to answer your question, you hear the sound of someone choking.
>To your right, you see Grogar bleeding from his mouth as your sword sticks out of his chest.
>He looks in utter disbelief between the sword impaling him and you.
>Dropping his staff, he tries to pull the blade out before unceremoniously dropping dead.
>A wave washes over you, like a fog has been lifted. You don't feel a pressure in the back of your mind anymore. And without the efforts of Grogar to stabilize the energy, the entire room shakes as the glowing white orb in the center of the room fluctuates uncontrollably.
>"GET DOWN!" Anon shouts before the orb explodes in a bright flash. The resulting shockwave knocking everyone off their feet.

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>>29786288
>When you regain your bearings, the clouds in the sky separate as the portal inside fades out of existence.
>Even the weather starts returning to normal.
>"ANONYMOUS!" Sombra roars.
>Stomping towards him, all traces of the calm, collected man from before vanishes.
>He holds his sword in one hand, and rips the remains of his bloody dress shirt to reveal his fit physique and the Manticore medallion hanging from his neck.
>"This was supposed to usher in a new era! And now it's all been wasted because of YOU!"
>Anonymous readies his sword.
>"But why did that require Twilight to be in her demon form? You already had the Conjunction."
>"The opportunity to control someone that can open portals to other worlds on whim? For all we know Twilight Sparkle is a Child of the Elder Blood."
>Anon scoffs, "Or a completely different being altogether."
>"Once things have calmed down, I'll be sure to get the good doctor's input on this. But for now I have you to deal wi-"
>All of a sudden, a small portal opens up beneath Sombra's legs, causing him to fall through the floor.
>Catching himself on the rim of the portal, he leaps out just as the portal snaps shut.
>"You thought you could control me?" a chilling voice utters.
>Twilight rises up above the ground, her left hand glowing with fiery blue energy.
>"Well, you thought wrong witcher."

>As you and Twilight's brother follow Anon's old witcher friend, the entire building shakes again. Bits and pieces of rock rain down on you.
"Tarnation, what the heck are they doing?!"
>"Whatever it is, my instincts say it is trouble."
>"I hope Twilight's doing okay. She must be freaking out right now." Shining says.
>Continuing on, you encounter a forked hallway.
>"Dammit."
>"He could have gone down either way."
>"Look for any clu-"
>"ANONYMOUS!" a deep voice bellows out from the right hall.
>Anon!
>"That sounded like Headmaster Sombra." Haakim says, "That must mean the others are down that way."

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>>29786306
"Well what are we waiting for?!" you ask, making a move towards the voice before Twilight's brother grabs your shoulder.
>"What about Tirek?" Shining Armor asks Haakim.
>"..."
>The Cat witcher brushes his hand against the wall of the left hall.
>Drawing his longsword, he ushers you towards the right.
>"Go, I will deal with Tirek. You two would probably be more of a liability for me anyway."
"Are you sure?"
>He nods his head before running deeper into the building.
"Good luck..."
>You and Shining Armor share a look before heading the other way.
>Hopefully things aren't too bad if Anon has someone shouting his name like that.
>Twilight's brother changes out the magazine on his rifle for a fresh one.
"What do you think we can expect?"
>"I have no clue. I really just want this day to be over."
"Same. 'specially since I just lost my favorite hat."
>"Right..."
"..."
>Soon, the hallway becomes awkwardly quiet. Without Vinyl or Octavia talking to one another, it occurs to you just how quiet it actually is.
>Though you don't really know Shining Armor that well, you can tell he wants to ask something just by the way he tries not to look like he's staring at you.
"Ya need something?"
>He shrug, "So... uh... were you always super strong?"
"Not very long ah reckon. Sorta just happened."
>"Oh, cool."
"Yeah."
>"So, um... do all your friends have powers?"
"Maybe, I know Rarity, Twilight and Sunset have them. Not too sure about the oth-"
>Shining Armor put his hand over your mouth as you near a corner.
>Peeking around, you two see Anon, Sunset, Rainbow Dash all staring at... oh that's not good...
>"Oh shit..." Shining mutters. "Please tell me that's not Twilight."

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>>29786359
"Eeyep."
>"Great..." he says under his breath. "You don't happen to know what she's capable of do you? The only time I saw her was briefly before I passed out."
>You try and think back to the Friendship Games near the third and final event.
"Fer one, she can fly." you point out.
>"I... can see that."
>Suddenly Twilight fires a blue beam at a shirtless man who narrowly dodges the blast.
>"And can do that."
>The two of you watch as Sunset, Anon and Rainbow Dash back up towards the door.
"C'mon we gotta help."

>"Anon... what do we do?" Rainbow asks.
"Sunset do you think you can talk her down again like last time?"
>Sombra vaults over another spawned portal trying to catch him off guard. Twilight proceeds to open a portal by slashing the air and going into it.
>You all prepare for her reappearance and make a small circle with each of you covering a direction.
>Its getting hard to focus...
>Not to mention the side-effects of chugging two additional concoctions within the timeframe you did is now taking its toll.
>The difference between your body becoming numb due to blood loss or from dying due to the potions at this point is minimal.
>You honestly don't think your last remaining vial of Swallow will help at this point. It'll most likely put you way over the edge of toxicity your body can handle.
>Not that you already aren't teetering over it in the first place.
>Keep it together.
>The Conjunction is already falling through, you simply got to kill Sombra and get Twilight Sparkle's inner demon that can teleport under control.
>...
>Yeah, simple.
>You can already see Sombra frantically turning his head trying to find Twilight.
>A series of portals opens up around him almost like a cage. Each environment inside leading to a blue void.

>>29786372
>"You think this will confuse me? You've got gall, I'll give you that." he says keeping an eye out.
>The medallion on his neck shakes.
>Moving his head to the side, an energy beam shoots past, just narrowly avoiding his ear.
>Unfortunately for him, the beam enters another portal before shooting out from another one.
>He avoids this one too but things get more hectic as two more beams exit at an even higher velocity.

>Soon the entire cage is turned into a laser-tag esque death trap as Sombra continues to try and evade every attack.
>The wounds and burns start racking up as any that he can't avoid make contact.
>In an attempt at some reprive he crosses his wrists together again for the sign he used earlier. Sure enough it stops most of the magical beams but even signs have their limits.
>The amount of magic projectiles doesn't seem to stop and eventually overwhelm him.
>You remember what Twilight is capable of.
>She could easily end this as quickly as she wants and none of the beams seem to be doing anything other than giving horrific burns.
>At this point she's simply just toying with him.
>Figuring
>"Anon!" you hear a voice call.
>Running up to you from the entrance you see Applejack and Shining Armor.
"Applejack, you're okay." you say with genuine relief.
>"Sugarcube, you don't look too good."
"Been better."
>She gives a cautious look to Sunset, "Is Sunset...?"
>"I'm good Applejack." she says with a tired smile.
>"That's great."
>"But now we gotta deal with Twilight now." Rainbow Dash points out. "Though it kinda looks like she's a bit busy at th-"
>Dash is interrupted by a gasp of pain.
>Looking back, the small vortexs of energy are gone and Twilight is standing in front of him with her arms crossed as Sombra falls to a knee.
>His sword is pointed in her direction, but a small portal consumes the blade up to the guard.

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>>29786381
>Around Sombra's right leg, foot, shoulder blade, and center torso are small portals where the blade is visibly impaling before being cut off by another gateway.
>"Pathetic." she taunts with an evil grin.
>Extending her hand out, the portal around Sombra's sword lowers until his hand goes through. This also has the consequence of digging the weapon deeper into the other parts of his body.
>"I'm tired of this." she says. "I just want you to die."
>Clenching her hand, the portal snaps closed, cutting off Sombra's. Blood leaks out of the dismembered appendage yet Sombra is still planted firmly where he is.
>He doesn't scream, but you can just see by the expression on his face he's just barely maintaining his composure.
>"That can't be my sister..." Shining Armor says.
"That is most definitely, your sister." you reply. "But she's not the one in control. This time it's more like a split personality."
>"How the hell do you know that?"
"She was talking as if our Twilight was a completely different entity."
>"So can we free her? Get Twily back to normal?"
"We can try, but I don't like our odds."
>Looking back, you five watch as Twilight hovers her hand over Sombra's chest.
>"I will not be toyed with..." he says through gritted teeth.
>Reaching behind him with his remaining hand, he quickly draws a knife against Twilight and stabs it in her thigh.
>Twilight recoils in pain and yanks the small blade out.
>"It's amazing how you still try to keep a brave face Sombra." the Twilight snarls, "But all good things must come to an end."
>Her hand glows with brilliant blue light, and she digs her nails right over where his heart is.
>His body starts smoking as the the claw marks burn his chest. Cracks start forming along the mark and continue to extend out and grow.

>>29681741
>Sunset, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Rarity all stand in a semi-circle in front of the horse statue.
>All of a sudden, a magical noise is heard, and a womanly figure falls out of the base of the statue.
>The girls gasp and rush forward to pick her up.
>Sunset stares at the woman with a frown on her face, but then she realises who she is.
>Tears fall down her face as the girls try to help her up.
>The heavenly princess is able to stand up with the help of the others.
>Finally their eyes meet.
>"T-teacher?"
>Celestia smiles and starts to tear up, and the two hug and start to sob.
>"I'm so sorry! I was so selfish and greedy and arrogant! I only wanted to be the best student you ever taught!"
>"I know..."
>While the two of them sob together, the other girls are confused.
>"Who is this Sunset?"
>"This is Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria, and my... former teacher."
>"Do not trouble yourself my little pony, nobody is perfect. In the thousands of years that I have lived, I have made even worse mistakes than you have. I still consider you to be my student."
>Sunset laughs, and her tears of sadness are now of joy.
>"Let me introduce you to my friends your highness, my friendship lessons have been going great!"
>Sunset helps Celestia walk, and the fellowship walks back into the school.

>>29786321
>He holds his sword in one hand, and rips the remains of his sword in one hand, and rips the remains of his bloody dress shirt to reveal his fit physique and the Manticore medallion hanging from his neck.
O-Oh my~
No homo.

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>>29786424
>Without warning Sombra starts gasping.
>"Oh, can't breath? That's the feeling of your lungs collapsing because of a teeny tiny hole in your thoracic cavity I made about yay big."
>She holds up her fist and points to it.
>"Normally, there's no air pressure inside the pleural space which is why your lungs stay fully inflated. But thanks to the magic portals that isn't the case anymore! Isn't that exciting!"
>Stopping, Twilight pulls her arm back and plunges it through his chest and out his back.
>"Granted, it would only take a few seconds for you to aspirate and as much as I would enjoy watching you die that way..."
>Sombra's face is frozen in a look of shock as she leans in and whispers something into his ear.
>"You and your witchers have long overstayed your welcome."
>Yanking her arm out, blood spills out of Sombra's chest.
>The former headmaster of the witchers slumps to the ground dead.
>"Besides, that was mostly just to see if I could. Not that that concerns you anymore."
>Twilight shakes off the gore before looking at the sky.
>"Though now you got me curious. What would another Conjunction mean for this world.
>She starts cackling to herself.
>"Maybe Sombra was right after all! Oh the theories I could document and learn from this! But first!"
>The room seems to get darker as Twilight hovers into the air.
>Twilight slowly turns to face you and tilts her head. An evil grin spreads from ear to ear.
>"You're still here?" she says, "Well. Let's change that shall we?"
>You grimace; you're in no condition to fight Twilight. Still, you'll try anyway.
>But before you can step forward to face her, Sunset Shimmer stands in front of you.
>"Anon I got this." she says.
"Sunset?"
>"Hey." Rainbow Dash replies. "She's my friend too."
>Applejack huffs, "*Our* friend. And ah ain't just gonna stand here and do nothing."
>Twilight sneers, "One, two, three, it doesn't matter. You'll all be buried soon enough."
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>>29786481
That's it for now.

Sorry for the long wait, meant to post this yesterday but I forgot it was April Fools. Will update the pastebin in the next hour or so.

>>29786450
>You finish your serious business, and walk around to the back entrance.
>You remember you have to talk to her.
>Grudgingly, you walk to her office.
>Vice-Principle Luna is there.
>"Hello Anonymous, I see you've decided to come 5 minutes early.
"Yeah, what does she know what I think she does?"
>"Yes, you sure are brighter than you appear Anonymous."
>You hate it when teachers make fun of your autism.
>"I suppose that you and I are... more alike than you think."
>What did she mean by this?
>But before you have time to ask her, she walks opens the office door.
>Then you realize who the woman that came out of the statue is.
>It's the Equestrian version of her.

>>29786504
Its cool man, it took us all by surprise, thanks for the giant update.
>>29786450
Even when some people INTERUPT in the middle of it.

>>29787386
>What is hiding posts?
Get out newfag.

>>29787399
Its common courtesy newfag. Don't interrupt.

>>29787475
Well, you sure did show common courtesy when you told me to fuck off.
I apologize for doing the prime function of this site.
Now please, fuck off and let me write.

>>29787486
>>29787475
>>29787399
>>29787386
samfagusauraus

>>29787486
Don't trigger MercerAnon m8, he can "forget" to add you in the OP list again.

>>29787499
I don't give a shit.
Once I've finished this story I'm going to /mlpol/ and never coming back.
If MercerAnon can't stop being an insecure faggot because things aren't going his OCD way he can fuck himself.

>>29787492
Really, what would anyone gain from samefagging this conversation here?
>>29787499
so your the samefagging guy then? Neat to know, also I'm curious, why are you claiming a mercer anon as your boogy man? That guy hasn't been around for months. Besides, for good or bad Celestia Anon is on the list till he stops writing for at least 2 weeks, maybe less if he doesn't act like a newfag fapman and comments while doing nothing.
>>29787486
As for you, no one told you to fuck off dubass, so if you cant not act like a bitch when told not to interrupt other writefags then I will say fuck off your bitch ass this time.
>>29787509
Wait a sec...your actually samefagging here>>29787492
>>29787499
aren't you? Are you so sensitive that you have to make up a single guy that doesn't like you and then throw a tantrum about it? Whatever then, tell mlpol that we said hi then while your at it.

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>>29787509
calm down mate

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>>29787509
You're chill friendo.
Don't let a single autist trigger you.

>>29787527
At this point we became a bigger general, he's our first prima donna. Its a event that gives me mixed feelings, nice Trixie by the way.

>>29787534
If he is that triggered by one person going on about basic etiquette he wasn't gonna last long anyways.

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>>29787535
happens quite often in threads like these unfortunately. there's not a good deal you can do though