Hello, Mr. Monkey.

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>>29751911

OMG a talking horse!

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>>29751911
That's, "Dr. Mr. Monkey," thank you very much

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>>29751911
hello cum bucket

>>29751911
Now I want to see a story where a black anon gets all offended by it while Sweetie Belle and other ponies don't understand it.

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>>29751939

>>29751939
but you know that whitey is more similar to monkey than nigger, right?

>>29751911
I just ate Corned Beef and Cabbage, it was delicious.

Ape, you fucking retarded horse.

>>29751911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJeiql-sUmo

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>>29751911
Hello, tiny marshmallow horse.

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>>29751955
what did he mean by this?

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>>29751911
Damn it, Swibs.

>>29751911
So that's where I left my onahole
>picks sweetie up

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Sweetiebetes

hello squeaks mcretard

>>29751911
>"You little shit!"

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>>29751955

>>29751911
>You look down at the innocent white pony who blinks at you, unaware of the foulness of her words.
>You angerily adjust your bowtie and raise your finger to explain to her the long evolutionary line between Mankind and Apes as well as the distinct seperation of genetic taxonomy; however Rarity quickly stepped in and grabbed her.
>"Sweetie Belle! How many times must I tell you?"
>You sigh a breath of relief, truly reason and acceptance in adults is multidimensional.
>"The Green Ape can't understand you, he is a stupid beast."
>You feel a quick pang of annoyance as your hurt feelings mix with a blend of swelling anger.
>"Now see here you Horses."
>"Rarity look! It's doing those weird mouth sounds again!"
>Sweetiebelle looks up at you in amazement.
>"That's just its primitive way of Ape cries. It means nothing."
>Your yells and shouts become louder, as your hand motions grow more erratic.
>"I think Mr Monkey is upset."
>"He probably needs a banana"
>You finally break and rip off your pants.
>"I'LL SHOW YOU A BANANA"
>Meanwhile across town
>"So you mean to say that the Green Face Ape Beast is actually a sentient being like you and me?"
>"That's right Twilight Sparkle, their kind however is very prone to outbursts of emotion and action. I do hope you have been treating him kindly."
>"Heh heh...about that Princess Celestia..."
>Rarity and Sweetiebelle run from your flailing cock as you throw feces at Celestia and Twilight Sparkle.

>>29751911
DELET THIS FAGGOT!!!

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>>29752271
>Anon's FW he sees Twi and Celestia

>>29752271
Lock up that green monkey man in a cage where he belongs. Savages.

>>29751911
Das Racis'

>>29751911
HOLLY SHIT ,A TALKING HORSE!

>>29752130
>>29752250
>they don't know

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>>29751955
But niggers look and act more similar to monkeys

>>29751955
White people look like shaved chimps with grossly oversized noses.

>>29752411
enlighten us, dubs man

>>29752442
if you people were actually lurking insteat of sitting in your comfy thread, you'd know that there's plenty of research showing that white people are more simmilar to chimpanzees than black people are
but don't expect me to spoonfeed you, ask uncle google

>>29751955
No, white people are more closely related to Neanderthals, not monkeys. Back when humanity was first starting, our numbers were so low that something flicked on in our brains to make us super sexually active (that part is also the area that makes us want to kill things) and we fucked everything. I mean everything. We fucked each other, we fucked animal, we fucked Neanderthals. The massive amount of sex we had with them not only sent them into extinction because we outbred them, but white people today still maintain sometimes up to 2% Neanderthal DNA.

>>29752497
WE WUZ EVOLVED N SHEIT

>>29751911
shut the hell up dumb fabric horse

>>29752645
Don't talk shit about Swibble.

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>>29752271

>>29751911

>it's 9/11 in pony form, oh noes!

"I really like your mane!"

>>29751911
Do I have to slap you again, Sweetie?

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>>29751911
FUCK YOU

>>29751911
i'm an ape, not a monkey. there's a difference, swibble.