Dadonequus thread: Children of Chaos - Punished Discord edition

>>29749015
What the fuck happened to the last thread?! Speed posted and then it died before I could finish writting my essay!

>>29749126
We got killed too fast, and I don't think that /mlp/ had such a sudden peak of activity to do that. I blame Gumball.

>>29749183
Fucking Gumball.

>>29749015
You also didn't LINK THE LAST THREAD YOU DOUBLE NIGGER.

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>>29749126
that sounds awfully like an accusation, friend

>>29749246
Link that thread if you're so great

>>29749183
>>29749246
Everyone blames me.

Also I read that story where Anon gets turned into Eris. Pretty interesting stuff if that nerd is around here to see my post.

>>29749246
>>29749255
>>29749276
Here you go you dweebs.

LAST THREAD
>>29702792

>”I can actually teleport you right to where that Thorax dude is hiding without me ever needing to leave the castle… chaos magic remember? Like, the thing that allows you to do pretty much what you want when you want it? Yeah, I can do that kind of stuff… with that said “Eris looked at you and hovered to where you were standing “Hey, dork…”
>You raised an eyebrow and asked with some caution
“Yeah?”
>In a swift move, Eris gave you a hug “Promise me that you’ll take care…”
>You tilted your head backwards… this sudden change in Eris’ mood wasn’t something that you expected, not at all… but nonetheless, it was an attitude that you welcomed
>You returned the hug whole heartedly and whispered to Eris…
“Consider it done… you have nothing to worry about, big sis”
>”Good… because if you mess this and end up destroyed, then I will be VERY angry at you…”
“Hah! Good luck with that, your shenanigans can’t affect me if I’m dead…”
>”Oh, I’ll find the way… trust me… I will find the way… after all…” Eris broke the hug, but looked away in an attempt to hide some of the tears that were forming in the corner of her eyes “you can’t get rid of me…”
>You couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle and give Eris a smug smirk
“More like I don’t WANT you to ever go away, life is always more interesting when you’re around, big sis… but you better take care of my cousin and my niece, alright?”
>”Oh please…” Eris gently shrugged “I can do that way better than anypony could, so…” Eris closed her eyes and sighed “You better go now before I start to get anxious…”
>You nodded
“Right…”
>Then you looked at Shining Armor and Aegia
“You guys ready?”
>Shining Armor chuckled and said with an energetic voice ”I’m always ready to deal with nasty bugs, lil’ bro!”
>”Captain Armor, please. We already had zis discussion…” Aegia walked past Shining Armor and to where you and Eris were standing “Mademoiselle Eris, whenever you are ready”

>>29749474
>”Mhm…” Eris slowly nodded “Remember dork, use that magic stone or whatever and I’ll get you outta there, and don’t worry about the pink princess, me and Cadence are gonna have lots of fun together…”
>”Yup!” Cadence nodded and looked at Eris with excitement “And speaking of that, do you want to see the baby’s room?”
>That seemed to make Eris to go back to her lively self ”Oh sister! You don’t even need to ask! I so want to take a look at it! Tell me… Have you already painted it? Or are you guys going for a wallpaper instead?”
>”Well…” Cadence gently rubbed the back of her head “We were going to get into that like… sometime in the near future… I think… it’s just that me and Shiny haven’t decided on the color”
> Eris waved her talons in a dismissive manner ”Oh that won’t be a problem! I’m just sure that together we’ll find something classy but cheerful for your little girl… I was thinking on pink and white, whaddya think?”
>You could saw some cold sweat running down Shining Armor’s forehead ”H-Hey! What are ya talking about?! The baby is gonna be a boy! So you better not -“
>”Yeah, yeah! You guys have fun! Tee-Hee!” With a circular motion of her paw, Cadence’s seat became a little cloud… and your group got teleported to the entrance of a cavern…
>But hey! At least Eris worried about your well-being because now you were wearing the coat and winter cap that your mom gifted you…. And yo! She even added a rockin’ scarf to the set
>”Paint it… pink…” Shining Armor dropped his head and groaned in frustration “I swear by my level 35 warlock that if I come back and that room has girly stuff painted all over the place then-!”
>”Zen you will be happy zat your wife got a moment of levity and your daughter will have a nice room for herself” Aegia calmly interrupted “Now, please forget about zat and focus on ze mission.”
>Shining Armor didn’t reply, he just let out a small growl as he looked Aegia walk past him to the cavern entrance.

>>29749543
>You walked to Shining Armor and gave him a pat on his… you wanted to pat his back, but… well, you weren’t tall enough for that… but you could at least pat his front leg
“C’mon bro! It ain’t that bad! As Aegia said, this will help cousin Cadence to not get stressed about us… and your little girl will have a rockin’ room for herself!”
>”The baby… is going to be a boy…” Shining Armor poked your chest “I’m even willing t bet my entire collection of ogres and oubliettes figurines on that!”
>You rolled your eyes and gave him a smirk as you walked past him
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you… I mean, after all the money you’re gonna lose, it would certainly stink if you lost your hobby too”
>”IT’S GOING TO BE A BOOOOOY!” Shining Armor yelled before stomping his hooves on the snow
>When you arrived to the entrance of the cave, you looked up to Aegia and chuckled
“Sheesh, talk about being stubborn…”
>”And zat is ze crystal guard’s captain.” Aegia placed a hoof on her forehead and gently shook her head “Now you can understand why General Moonlight was so displeased after ze evaluation she made…”
“Yeah… I think that I better roll with the secret service, huh?”
>”If you are fine wiz battling King Sombra’s cult, zen sure…” Aegia shrugged “But do not let Captain Armor’s “weakest moments” to make you zink zat ze equestrian forces are all like zis. Ozerwise, I’m sure zat General Moonlight will be more zan pleased to prove you wrong…and I hate to admit it, but Captain Armor was ze captain of ze royal guard for a good reason.”
“You don’t need to tell me that twice! Anyone who can take Moonlight’s trainings on a daily basis deserves my respect and… did you say King Sombra’s followers?!”
>”I said cult, but oui…” Aegia nodded “And I can see zat you are eager to hear more about it, and I promise you will… but not now…”
>You lowered your head in disappointment as your ears dropped too
“Awwwww”

>>29749552
>”Alright folks! How are we gonna do this?!” Gah! Where did Shining Armor come from?
>Aegia giggled and patted your mane “Patience Mon Petit, patience” She then looked at Shining Armor “Captain Armor! How good to have you wiz us”
>Shining Armor rolled his eyes at Aegia ”Save the sarcasm, please.”
>”I’m happy to see zat you don’t waste time, but…” Aegia pointed at you “You should ask ze prince about zat, not me”
>”WHAT?!” You and Shining Armor exclaimed at the same time with equal surprise
>”Of course!” Aegia clapped her hooves together “It is ze prince who will be in charge of ze negotiations, non? It is him who should decide how we are going to proceed”
“Aegia… I don’t think that I should-“
>But before you can continue, Aegia shushes you by placing a hoof on your mouth “Mon petit, please. Where’s zat self-confidence zat you always show? Where’s ze arrogance zat is so characteristic from ze royal family? I know zat you can you do zis. Your mozers are absolutely sure zat you can do zis”
“Yeah, but…”
>This time, it was Shining Armor who interrupted you by placing a hoof on your head “Y’know… I’m still not fully convinced about this… but if the princesses trust you with something like this, then I’m sure that they have a very good reason for that”
“Well… I…okay…”
>You took a deep breath and rubbed your temples to think on how you were going to actually this… and you actually came up with something… it’s just that… well…
“The plan is simple, alright? But I honestly believe that this is the best way to go…”
>”We’re all ears” Shining Armor said with a smile on his face
“Okay… Okay… so hear me out. One of the things that we already know about the changelings is that they sense emotions and feelings… and you two aren’t exactly feeling very happy about Thorax, right?”
>Shining Armor and Aegia looked at each other and then shrugged…
“Yeah… that could be pretty bad for what we want to do here. So, you two will wait here and I will go in on my own”

>>29749568
>”And what if somezing happens down zere” Aegia calmly asked
“If anything bad happens, I’ll either call for you guys or tap my necklace so Eris can pull me out… or transform Thorax into an iguana… whatever happens first. Point is: I’m doing this alone, you guys will guard the entrance and make sure that we don’t get any weird visitors…”
>”I don’t like this…” Shining Armor sighed “I don’t like this one bit… but I guess that it must be done, just remember lil’ bro…” he gently poked your chest “If you feel like there’s anything wrong with the guy, you call us and that Eris gal so we can curve stomp him, alright?”
>You raised your right front leg up to a bend and gave Shining a proud look
“You have my word, bro!”
>Aegia chuckled and gave you a final pat on your mane ”Very well… zen you better move, Mon Petit. Make your mozers and Equestria proud”
>This time you couldn’t help but to give Aegia a military salute
“Yes, ma’am Aegia! I understand, ma’am Aegia!”
>And with that that, you ventured into the cave… but before you got too deep, you heard Shining Armor say with an annoyed voice “How comes that he gave you an actual salute and I just got a little smug grin?”
>…… …
>… …
>…
>Okay this place is too dark, time to use a light spell to see where you’re going. Luckily those are stupidly easy to cast and require a very small amount of magic too, so that means that you’re not going to run out of light any time soon.
>You know, you really have brought Eris with you. The last time you ventured into a cave was during that trip to Alaska when you were still in high school… that would have brought some good memories of your past lives…
>How you and Cathy…well, Eris sneaked out of the hotel and drank your first beer… that trip to the spooky cave where Eris almost got suspended after she spooked the entire class…

>>29749574
>Good memories… and you would have liked to bring someone else with you because this cave was actually starting to unnerve you. So far it was just a linear corridor with crystals that ran out of magic covering the walls and stalagmites growing up everywhere…
>No sign of Thorax though… just the cave and those weird shadows that your light spell produced. Well, finding him shouldn’t be too hard, right? For what you have observed, changelings can only transform into other living creatures, so if you suddenly see a talking bear or a pony who just happened to go down this cave at the same time that you, then you will know that you have found Thorax.
>You just hope that this cave has an actual end, you don’t know how much you have walking but it feels like forever… hmmmm… maybe making Aegia and Shining to guard the entrance was a stupid move from your part
>At this point, you highly doubt that they will hear you if you scream… so your only real backup is Eris… and you know that girl, she’s the type who never answers the phone or the doorbell… yeah… you should have told her to come…
>Now you realize how stupid your plan was… you should have departed with a squad of guards and Eris. Leave the guards to; well… guard the entrance while you and Eris ventured into the cave.
>That way Shining Armor and Aegia would have kept Cadence safe while Eris kept YOU safe from any potential changeling attack… because as it stands right now, you could get ambushed with ease if any changeling found Thorax before you…
>And you wouldn’t have any means to fight back. You don’t know how powerful their magic is, but you still can’t safely rely on your shield, if they have more than six or seven guys then your freezing spell would be useless, and you don’t know if you can actually teleport all the way to the cave’s entrance from here…

>>29749581
>You just hope that Aegia and Shining Armor realized the holes in your plan and have something planed on their own, because otherwise if something bad happens… then you’re screwed.
>And where’s Discord? Based on what Scrappy told you, the changelings aren’t really a match for him… so why is he taking so long in taking care of the changelings in the prison?
>And more importantly… how in the world can there be light in this cave? It certainly made you happy that there was a light at the end of this creepy tunnel… but how? You weren’t a geologist but you were sure that the further you went into a cave, the darker and narrower it got…
>So why in the world was this place so spacious?! Okay, you can see why there’s light in this newly found opening: The walls were plastered with crystals bursting with magic… but what’s up with that creepy pit over there? How can there be snow here if…. Wait… the ceiling…
>The ceiling in this part of the cave wasn’t made of rock… it was pure ice… so you went down from the mountain to below the ground level… hmmm… and no signs of Thorax or any other living creature around here either… DANG!
>Eris probably got overconfident with her powers and teleported you to a random location… sheesh… now what are you going to do? You can’t tell Shining Armor and Cadence to pull out a search in grand scale because that would alert any changeling that is hiding in the Empire, Thorax included…
>And you can’t do a systematic search without coming off as shady… and that would take a lot of time too… time that the changelings would surely use to advance with their plans of conquest… and the destruction of Thorax…
>Aaaaah! Gosh darn it! You better take a seat before your head implodes… that huge rock looks like a good resting spot… sheesh, better think on a plan of action before…
“AGH!”

>>29749591
>AAAAAH! Calm down Anon and focus… sheesh, you’re so stressed that you fell on your back instead of resting on that rock… that’s stress for you… okay, time to rest for a bit and…
“What the hay!”
>You fell again… that… that was weird, you could accept that you missed once because of your state of mind, but two was a bit ridiculous… hmmm, okay maybe it isn’t, you haven’t sleep much after all and this whole ordeal is starting to take a toll on your depth perception… yeah… that is…
>So gonna rest on this rock, and…
“AAAAAAH! What is wrong with this dumb rock?!”
>Okay now this was frickin’ weird! You are stressed but not THAT stressed as to miss this rock a third time… something was off, and you think you know the reason.
>The rock surely moved on its own… yeah… and you weren’t starting to lose your mind and to prove it, you will perform an experiment! Because by using the power of SCIENCE, you will prove to yourself that you aren’t crazy!
>You narrow your eyes as you approach the rock… very cautious… let’s poke it and see what happens…
“AHA! I KNEW IT! The rock moved!”
>You cackle as you start crawling towards the rock… Ha… HA, HA! There’s even a little trail on the snow that confirm your claims! The rock moved! The experiment was a success! And wait…
>This means that…
“T-Thorax… is that you?”
>But no response, the rock kept silent… like rocks usually do, and that would generally be a good thing if there wasn’t the possibility that the rock wasn’t Thorax but rather one of the changelings looking to destroy him
“C’mon mate, I-I know that you’re not a normal rock… well, more precisely, I know that you’re not a rock at all. S-So please tell me that is you Thorax disguised as a rock…”
>But still… no response
“Just say yes, mate! C’mon! I don’t want to face a bunch of mean changelings man! I don’t have anything to fend them off!”

>>29749619
>First time where PhD is actually in charge and facing shit on his own
>Gets scared like a little pussy
That bitch should be more like Erf Anon and blast Thorax with his magic

>>29749619
>And finally… after a few moments of awkward silence… you got an answer ”S-So, you didn’t come here t-to d-destroy me?”
>And of course, you handled the fact that a rock was talking to you in the best and most intelligent way possible
“AAAAAH! T-The rock talked!”
>By falling on your back and trying to crawl away…
“W-Wait!”
>You quickly get up and dash towards the talking rock
“You’re T-Thorax right?”
>”Y-Yes?” The rock moved a few inches away from you “H-how do you know that?”
“Meh…”
>You shrugged
“It’s a long story… a very awesome one that involves inter-dimensional traveling and breaking into a maximum security prison, but a long story nonetheless, and I’m not here to destroy you, I mean, I came here looking for you but not for that stuff, so with that out of the way… my name is Anon, son of Princess Luna and Celestia, and it’s a pleasure to meet ya…”
>You gently extend your hoof to Thorax the talking rock but…
“Hey… you’re supposed to shake my hoof, you know? Why don’t you transform to your usual self… hmmm… maybe…”
>You immediately flinched and started to look in every direction
“Have the changelings finally caught with us? Yeah, that must be it… Tell me Thorax, how many are we talking about? Two, three… a whole battalion?! Sheesh, I will call Eris so she pulls us out of here before-“
>”No it’s not that…” Thorax quickly interrupted you “It’s just… aren’t you scared?”
>You tilted your head in confusion and asked
“Why would I be? I mean, c’mon! I came here to make friends with you, why should I get scared of a future friend?”
>Thorax the rock leaned a bit forward when he heard those words “Y-you want to be my f-friend? D-do you really mean it?”
>You let out a chuckle as you extended your hoof once more
“Of course I do! Now quit with the disguise and lemme see how you really look like”
>”O-Okay…” For a couple seconds, the rock got engulfed in some unnatural green flames… then… then you saw Thorax’s true form

>>29749650
>”A-are you still not scared?” He was a bit smaller than your average mare, in fact… he wasn’t that much taller than you
>His legs were filled with holes, wings were definitely bug like, he had a tail but no mane… just like Chrysalis, he had some sort of chitin around the… thorax area…. And his eyes could be described as a couple of luminescent blue orbs…. Yeah, he looked exactly like the other changelings that you saw in your dream…
“Don’t take this the wrong way mate but… My mind is busier with picking up one of the thousand bug related nick names that I just came up with…”
>”Uh… okay?” Thorax tilted his head and raised his frontal right hoof up to a bend “So… you are not scared then?”
>You let out a little laugh and rolled your eyes
“Nah… now c’mon mate, don’t leave a friend hanging…”
>”O-Okay…” Thorax slowly nodded and slowly, very slowly raised his hoof to shake yours… but then “Hrg… hnng… gyahhh *HISSSSSS*” W-What the heck?! Why did he go all feral all of the sudden?!
>Of course, you immediately took a defensive position by teleporting a few meters away from Thorax and casting a shield around you.
“Thorax! What the hay mate?! I thought that we were cool!”
>But before you could do anything else, Thorax immediately covered his face and started apologizing “S-Sorry! Sorry! I-I didn’t mean too!”
“Then why the heck did you that for?!”
>”It’s just that…” Thorax took a series of deep breathes… then he exhaled and spoke with a shaky voice “I-It’s just that I haven’t eaten anything in some time… a-and f-feeling l-love k-kinda makes me go haywire… e-especialy w-when y-you have enough to feed the e-entire hive for weeks… b-but please!” Thorax looked at you with pleading eyes “Y-You h-have to believe m-me! I-I d-don’t want to h-hurt y-you or e-eat y-your l-love!”

>>29749642
>PhD tries to be like erfanon
>Two days later he gets impeached after ponies find evidence that ties him to Hoovsian agencies
>>29749667
>Could you trust his words? Is Thorax saying the truth or is this just a ruse so he can suck all your love? What if- No… No, forget those suspicions… you’re here to make friends with him, you MUST believe in him!
>Especially if what he’s saying is actually true. Because that means that he’s not only on the run from Chrysalis… but he’s risking death from starvation…
“Okay Thorax… Okay… I believe you…”
>You dispel the shield and very cautiously take a few steps forward…
“Or rather, I will believe you if you tell me why… why are you running away from Chrysalis and the rest of the changeling hive and why did you willingly choose to starve rather than to sneak into the Crystal Empire and feed from the love of its ponies”
>Thorax yelled with desperation “Because!” But then he lowered his head and sighed “B-Because I don’t want to…”
>You couldn’t help but to raise an eyebrow and ask with doubt
“You don’t want or you CAN’T?”
>”I don’t want…” Thorax slowly shook his head “I don’t want to conquer Equestria… I don’t want to steal love from anypony… I-I…” You could hear Thorax starting to sniffle “I don’t want to be evil…”
“So I guess that you wouldn’t accept to take some of my love even if I offered it to you, right?”
>”No…” Thorax shook his head “I rather wither and disappear than feeding from the love of anypony else ever again…”
>You rubbed the back of your neck and sighed… seems like you found this world’s Gandhi, huh?
“Thorax… I want to believe you, I really do… but you have to tell me why, man. You gotta tell me what lead you to this because what you are doing right now, this whole starvation thing… that’s pretty hardcore stuff man…”
>”W-well…” Thorax looked at you and man… did he look miserable “W-Will you listen to my story?”
>You gave Thorax a little smirk as you gently nodded and sit on the snowy ground

>>29749671
“I think that’s what I just asked for. So don’t worry Thorax, I will listen to everything you have to say and the best part is… I won’t charge you a dime”
>”A-alright… it’s…” Thorax gulped “It’s not very complicated or anything b-but y-you see… e-every changeling is taught since she or he is hatched in the nursery hive t-that our goals in life a-are to obey t-the queen a-and to… y-you know… conquer k-kingdoms f-for her and the h-hive…”
“So you guys can feed from their love, right?”
>Thorax answered with a pretty depressed ”Y-Yeah…”
“What made you want to leave all of that behind?”
>”Y-You see, it h-happened after the Canterlot attack. A-After we were defeated, w-we had to retreat and go b-back to o-our home in the b-badlands, we were d-divided into s-squadrons so it would be harder to caught us… e-except that nopony wanted to tag along w-with me… b-but it was f-fine b-because” Thorax looked away and…
>For the first time, his eyes didn’t display any hint of sadness or sorrow, instead… you could see hope shining through those two blue orbs “Because I came across a small little town in the middle of a green plain… and there I saw a group of ponies, they were… laughing and playing together… I had never seen something like that… I-I was amazed by what I was seeing…”
>Thorax sighed, his face becoming more melancholic “I watched them until they returned home and then I sat on that empty green plain… I… I gazed upon the stars and asked me questions that I never thought up before... I asked to myself “Hey, wouldn’t it be great if I could share love and friendship like those ponies instead of taking them away by force? “Wouldn’t be grand if I had a friend?””

>>29749678
>Thorax closed his eyes “I don’t have to tell you that I never went back to the hive… I decided to travel Equestria in search of somepony… anypony who was willing to make friends with a monster like me… I arrived to the Crystal Empire because I heard that they were the most loving ponies of all… and boy, were they right! There’s more love here than anywhere else in Equestria! But…”
>Then he opened his eyes, an awry smile was drawn on his face “I don’t know where to start… I’m too scared to leave my hideout and with each day that passes my hunger grow more and more and I become more scared that I will never be able to make a single friend! And if that happens!” Thorax sniffled “If that happens… I will probably become like the rest of my kin… a ruthless creature who just wants to slave everypony… and that scares me more than anything in this world…”
“Well Thorax… I have to admit that you got quite the story there…”
>You stand up and stretched a little before walking towards him
“But I believe you… I believe every single word that came out from your mouth…”
>”R-Really?! Y-you do? Wait…” Thorax looked you with some caution “W-Why?”
“Because you want to change your ways, am I right? Of course I’m right… you are feeling like everything you have done in the past was a horrible mistake and now you want to change that, you want to find that light at the end of the tunnel… and I understand that, I truly do”
>”You… do?”
“Yup, you see Thorax… I wasn’t that different from you, or your kin to be honest. I was a jerk, a monster who took advantage of others and didn’t care for their feelings, an arrogant fool who drove away everyone who cared about me… I know very well what it feels to have no options left… it got so bad that I was about to do an incredibly stupid mistake”

>>29749686
>You placed your front left hoof on your temple and made a motion of blowing your brains out as you whispered “…Bang…”
>”I don’t understand what that means” Thorax tilted his head in confusion ”But what happened then? What made you change?”
>You chuckled and smiled…
“I met Discord and then I met my moms… and then my whole world changed. I went from being that disgusting jerk to what I am now. Sure…”
>You smirked as you gently shrugged
“I may still be a bit arrogant but hey, I learned to care about others, to listen to them… and to do everything in my power to help them, and it’s not only me. Discord wasn’t exactly a role model but look at him now! He may like to play a few pranks here and there but he has a family and friends that he takes care of, heck look at my mom Luna…”
>You sighed… man why did you have to bring the Nightmare Moon subject into this?
“She also made some terrible mistakes in the past, but she changed too. She buried the monster that Nightmare Moon is and became the kindest pony that I’ve ever seen. And you know what does that tell me? That everyone can change for the better, no matter who they are or what their past might be, and that includes you Thorax”
>You placed your front right hoof on Thorax’s shoulder and gave him a little shake
“So who cares if you’re a changeling? The things that Chrysalis made you do are in the past, what matters is that you want to be a better pony. You want a friend? Then this is your lucky day because you just found one…”
>”So…” Thorax smiled as he happily waved his wings “You will truly be my friend?!”
>You nodded and gave him a reassuring smile
“Yup... and I’m sure that once everyone meets you then they will be your friends too. Be happy my friend, because I give you my word as a prince that your days of hiding in fear are over”

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>>29749697
>”Thanks… I…” Thorax quickly wiped a tear that formed in the corner of his eye “… I don’t what to say…”
“You don’t have to say anything my buggy friend… but what do you say if we get outta here, hm? I’m getting a little cold and this place is starting to give me the creeps.”
>Thorax happily nodded ”Yeah, I- hng! Gah! *HISSSSSSS*”
“Yeah… we’ll have to work on that…”

Welp, I hope that you guys liked how I wrote Thorax. As always, I look forwards for your delicious (You)'s

>>29749715
>When PhD gets along much better with the changelings than erf's anon

>>29750014
Well that's because erfanon was a failure on this world and a failure in theirs.

>>29750031
More like he doesn't listen to anyone but himself, and the rare occasions where he does its already too late. PhD's greatest strength is that he pays close attention to everyone

>>29750059
Really makes me wonder when things are gonna start going better for Erfanon. Poor guy just wants to do some good but the world keeps shitting all over him for it. He seems to do better when he just keeps to himself and distances himself away from Chrysalis and the ponies.

>>29750146
It has more to do with the fact that he's as stubborn as his dear "dad" so he doesn't listen to anyone but himself. Erf Anon isn't very intelligent to begin with, so him wanting to do everything by his rules because "lel cartoon knowledge" has fucked him up in many ways.

He honestly should stop and look at what he's doing wrong. Erf Anon is hyper jealous of PhD Anon but he should start wondering why that guy is so liked despite the CMC not knowing him. PhD actually listened to Scrappy's problems and not only cheered him up, he also gave him advice and also a hobby to keep his mind busy with. Again, the thing that makes PhD to win the hearts of ponies is that he listens to their problems and based on that, he actively tries to help them. Plus, PhD has also the advantage that he aint as dumb as a sack of bricks like erf's anon

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You guys die harder than the Sweetie Belle from my story

>>29749715
I honestly think that your Anon has a great dynamic with the changelings

>>29750176
Erf Anon is too dumb for that

>Get into an arguement with elo for hours
>Try to get to writing, but he keeps on his shit that Twilight was more powerful than Starlight in S5 and that Discord would lose to Celestia in a straight up fight.

well damn.

and it never happens vice versa either

>>29750976
>Implying
>Said that Celestia could probably beat Discord based on every alt timeline where he didn't win.
>Erf somehow denies that S5 Twilight isn't more powerful than pre Mary Sue Starlight

>When you looked up at Starlight however, she looked deep into thought.
"S-starlight?"
>"Hold on Anon, I'm thinking" She said as she pondered. That was rather cold.
"...Oh..."
>Maybe she didn't actually care...
>You lower your head, but as you do. Starlight suddenly springs up with an ecstatic "I GOT IT!"
>But you just groaned at your own failures.
>"Anon, come on. Buck up. I think I figured something out" Starlight smiles at you. You still felt drained.But, what could she have possibly figured out?
"W-what?"
>Starlight's horn glowed as she picked you up and brought you onto the bed in front of herself. "Come on Anon, don't be like that. I think I've got something that'll cheer you up. It's probably nothing as good as Twilight can come up with. BUT! It's pretty logical"
>You just lowered your chin to the bed and sighed.
"..I hope so.."
>Starlight rolled her eyes at you "Geez Anon, your excitement could power an entire city." Starlight used her hooves to sit you up. "Look, if this doesn't work then you can just mope around like a slug. Ok?"
>You sigh, and straighten your back as you decide to give her a shot
"..Alright. What do you got?"
>"Well, it's a two parter actually. First, you know how you've been obsessing over Chrysalis and it makes you feel like you've been disregarding your other friends. Right?"
"...yeah?"
>"Yeah, well. Consider this!" Starlight smiles at you as she raises her hoof in a "matter of fact" like way "How obsessed were you when you found out Twilight was coming to confront me about my return"
>"Huh? Erm, well..."
>Hell, you remember wanting to get to Starlight at any cost. You even brought Lyra along to help you out.
"I guess it was a lot. I didn't want to stop trying to get to you because I was scared Twilight would get to the town first. And then? I just wanted to protect you the moment I got there"

>>29750976
>>29750989

>Realize mistake.
I meant that I don't think Celestia could beat Discord in a straight up fight.

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>>29750976
>>29750989
>Arguing for hours about power levels shit when no one who isn't an autist should care.
>Arguing about power levels when every single major character has jobbed to stupid shit at least once.
You two are retarded. That's the final conclusion of your argument.

>>29751014
>assuming we didn't take jobbing into consideration. correction sir.

Were super retarded

>>29751008
>"Exactly!" Starlight points out "When you felt I was in trouble and needed help. You focused on me until everything was ok. I'm even willing to bet Chrysalis and I aren't the only ones you obsessed over when they were in trouble. Or, to be more precise. You have a tendency to just blindly hurl yourself into whatever trouble there may be for everypony you care about."
>Wait...
>Was Starlight on to something?
>...Was she?
"Thinking about it. I did sort of jump at the Chimera when I thought Fluttershy was in trouble. And then I got really zany when I thought Trixie got eaten. And even Diamond, I didn't like her at the time but I guess I didn't hate her either. I stood and fought for her even if it meant I'd get smashed. And..."
>Holy shit....
"So, what you're saying is. That the reason I've been obsessing so much IS because I'm scared for Chrysalis. Longer than anypony else because the situation hasn't been resolved yet."
>"Right! That's what I think anyway. Pretty good theory right? Pretty much proves that you've just been in a rut because of what's going on."
>Because of what's going on.
>Woah...So you've just had your mind constantly occupied. That's all. That's amazing.
>You already felt better. It wasn't your fault. It was just you losing your mind!
>...Wait, that's not good.
>But it's better than the alternative!
>A little crazy never hurt anyone anyway.
"Starlight, I...I feel so much better already. That's so awesome! You're AWESOME! So, everything should go back to normal once I finish helping Chrysalis. Flippin' genius! I love it!"
>Starlight was cringing however, why was she cringing?
"...Starlight?"
>"Yeah...see, here's the second part. And this one is from personal experience."

>>29751055
"It can't be that bad. I feel so good now. What could possibly be so bad about the second part?"
>Starlight sighs "Well, the second part is simple. You let the changelings get reformed."
>......oh, yeah. That's pretty cringy.
"W-what?! I thought you said you'd help me. H-how does that help me? How is that from personal experience?"
>How does that help at all?
>Starlight's sudden cheer drops as suddenly as it came as she explains. "Anon, just think about it. When I had control of the town I was a pretty bad pony. I mean yeah, I had a reason that I thought it was good. But for this explanation. Let's just keep it as simple as that. A bad pony who kept townsponies under her will. But then I lost them to Twilight and her friends and due to my own deception. I hid myself, and plotted revenge and felt...so alone doing it all. I was even alone while I controlled the town but I just didn't care. And then? I ran into you. Or, rather foalnapped you. But, it was probably the best thing to happen to me in my entire life. You stayed with me even after I threw a hissy fit. You listened to me even when my reasoning to be against cutie marks wasn't as sound as I thought it was. And you helped me find my way. And...here we are. Basically what I'm saying is...When Chrysalis loses what she has, she'll most likely will be really mad about it for a long time. But then, she'll realize how lonely it really is. And who will be there waiting for her when she realizes it?"
>You've been told this before. But only now did you feel it made sense...but...
"Me...but, she's so set in her ways. This could also make things worse.."

>>29751114
>"For how long though? Anon, that bitter feeling of loneliness and hatred. When it piques? Oh, you have no idea. All I could see after mastering this time spell was finding a catalyst to use it on and a point in time to change and finally? Bringing Twilight along with me so she could see her entire world crumble in a flash" Starlight looked out the window at the side of the bed, putting her hoof on it as she stared outwards towards the ponies outside "..But when everything came into perspective. I felt so empty inside. It was all meaningless. Even if I succeeded, I'd still be alone. After befriending you? And the townsponies? No, I could never go back. I know I didn't keep the title of mayor, But I know they still need me. And I need them..."
>Starlight turned to you, she was committed to the idea. But she wasn't happy about it. "So basically, what I'm saying. Chrysalis WILL get angry. I don't think I could imagine how angry she'll be. But that doesn't take away that eventually she'll need somepony to be there for her. Because once that loneliness hits. It's like being slammed by a bag of bricks. Do you get what I'm saying?"
>It made sense...it made a lot of sense now that you were hearing it from her. It hurt...but maybe she was right. You couldn't help Chrysalis now...but you could help her later....or maybe..
"Starlight, I understand what you're saying."
>Starlight sighed in relief "Oh good, I almost felt that I was just wrong on that one. Since I'm still learning myself but..." She smiled at you "I'm glad you understand. It helped right?"
>You nod...it did
"Yeah, it made me realize something too..."
>"Yeah? What's that?"
"That if I want to make sure the princesses don't screw anything up. I'll just have to speed up the process on that whole loneliness thing"
>Now Starlight was lost...and worried "Uhhhhh, what?"

>>29751143
"Yeah, imagine it. What if one of the futures in those doorways Discord brought up was one where Chrysalis ruled? If I could find a way to get it to appear. I could show Chrysalis how empty ruling Equestria really is. Therefore reforming her AND not betraying her. It's perfect!"
>"Oh no no, Anon." Starlight thought that was a terrible idea "You can't do that! Even if it exists. You don't know how dangerous it could be. Or worse, what if it has the exact opposite effect? What if Chrysalis just..I dunno. Do you know how terrible and crazy it'd be if she bumped herself off just to rule everything herself?"
>Ahh, but you wouldn't let it happen.
"IF she did that. Two reasons why it wouldn't. One, I'd be there and she wouldn't leave me hanging. And two? I could only imagine that future's Chrysalis being a lot more vicious. Our Chrysalis wouldn't win. Come on Starlight, don't you see how foolproof this is?"
>Starlight could see how desperate and obsessed you really were now. She couldn't let you do anything like that.
>"Anon, I can't let you do that. Whatever future that would be, if it exists...I can't let you do it. I won't"
"I can handle it Starlight, I have the horn remember? If anything goes wrong I'll just use it. AND I am sure Discord would find a way to give it more juice for this operation too"
>You felt confident, even arrogantly so.
>"But didn't you mention Chrysalis has some anti-magic throne? Yeah, think about it. Do you really think she would find a way to expand it's influence if she ruled the world? If it can even nullify chaos magic, you'd be doomed the moment you step in there" Starlight reminds you...and damn...she was probably right.
"I...uhh...well....err..mnnn"

>>29751245
>You got sad again.And the moment your ears drooped. Starlight lifted your head gently with her hooves so she can look right into your eyes "Don't do that Anon. Come on, You know I'm with you on this. I just don't want you do anything you'd regret. You have a tendency to do things without thinking it through. I'm not going to force you to do anything, I just don't want you to do anything dumb. If you want to try something else, fine. But think it through or at least come to me and we'll plan it together. But if you don't have anything then it just might be better to just let things happen and be there for her when she realizes that same loneliness I felt. Ok?" She looked right into your eyes with a worried smile "Alright? Come on, I'll treat you to a cinnamon roll before I head to the Empire. Sugar Belle's cinnamon buns are the best. I promise"
>Starlight. She was a lot more confident than you remember. Maybe she had a handle on things better than you did...no, she totally did.
"Starlight...how did you get so strong?"
>"Strong?"
"Y'know..emotionally"
>"emotionally? Oh no no no Anon, I don't think I'm that strong..I...just. I just got comfortable after awhile. I'm still super nervous about meeting Sunburst after so long. I know I said I'd do it alone, but it's been driving me crazy sometimes just thinking about how THAT'S gonna go"
"But you're still going to go alone, right?"
>She nods "Yeah, and hope for the best"
>Starlight...
"Ok, I think I have a grip on things now. I think I'll just try it your way. It's going to drive me crazy too. Feels like I'm just betraying her, y'know?"
>"I know.But it isn't your fault."
"I know...They had dibs before me after all"
>You put your hoof to your heart, you could feel it thumping
"But it feels so bad. What if I relapse?"
>"Anon, like I said. If you have a better idea. Go for it. But if you're going to follow mine, then I'm going to have to make some time for you."
>What did she mean by that?
"Time for me?"

>>29751276
>"Yeah, you know. Just some time to help you keep it together. Considering how obsessed you get. You're probably going to need some help"
"Yeah...I guess. But if I do come up with a better plan. You'll hear me out, right?"
>"Yup, I'll even help you if you need me"
"Yeah....Starlight?"
>"Yeah?"
"Thanks, I think out of everypony I've about this with. You're the only one who really helped me out"
>"I'm glad. You're a great friend Anon, even if you're dense sometimes..."
"Hey! I'm not that dense!"
>Starlight giggled "You sure? You took that frying pan hit like a champ"
>..ogh
"Well, whatever. At least I took it like a champ. Anypony else would have clocked out"
>Starlight let out a cute belly laugh "I guess, hmmm. Anon, thanks for being my friend. You interdimensional weirdo"
>You grin at her
"Yeah, you too you dirty commie"
>You both share a soft laugh as you give each other a hug. She was still arrogant when she wanted to be. It was cute.
>Though, it also made you wonder about Discord. Or mostly Celestia since she now knew you told him. You were going to have to figure that one out soon.

>>29750976
>>29750989
When Erf and Elo were as dense as Erf Anon

>>29749715
I like your Anon a whole lot he basically accepted that he's a horse now and started to be as friendly and cute as them

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>>29751515
>Accepting that you're a pony
>Not wanting be keep your humanity

>>29751784
>Characters aren't human anymore
>Want to bury their human life as deep as possible so they can be happy with their new pone lives
>Stories are about them basically growing up as cute little colts and they look at themselves as cute little cults
>wants them to still act 100% human
Sure, some stuff will never be lost like erf anon's stubborness and autism and phd anon's arroganc and smugness but if you think that going as pone as you can when your new life is being a pone, then you are dumb

>>29751869
>That its wrong going as pone as you can when your new life is being a pone

Boop

>>29751276
Sunburst is gonna burst Starlight

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>>29751245
>>"Oh no no, Anon."
kek
>confusion
>worry
>despair

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>>29751293
>"Thanks, I think out of everypony I've about this with
FIX

starlight and anon shipping when

>>29750976
You two are too silly like your damn characters I swear

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>>29752730
>spoiler

it ain't gonna happen no matter how hard you want it

>>29751293
So does she know Anon's actually an adult or only that hes an inter-dimensional being?

>>29752730
anon needs a real mare, not that degenerate pedophile shit

>>29753258
he explained it to her before already

Could somebody point me what happened to starlight in phd's story?

>>29752730
NEVER EVER

>“Leave me alone, I’m not gonna *cof*cof* say a word”
“You’re soooo stubborn~ but tell me one thing, when was the last time somepony kissed you” and you kiss his forehead
>”The only satisfaction I need is to have completed a good mission”
“Come on, don’t you want some of my love? I have plenty and don’t mind to share a bit with you, cutie bug~”
>”Don’t play with me, I know your intentions”
“My intentions? I only want that every one of us can get along together”
>”There’s no ‘together’, we are a superior race”
“Superior?”
> You laugh at the irony as you spray spittle onto the changeling’s head
“You need to steal something elemental, so basic that every little creature can make and enjoy. And what you do? my ‘superior’ friend? You have to fight to steal it. Even the smallest creature can do it on his own. In fact let me show you something…” and you hug and nuzzle the big bug “How this feels?”

>>29754696

>The changeling start to recover his form and stands on four legs. He chuckles “You fool, you really think I’m gonna have some mercy on you just because you gift me some of your pathetic love?”
>With some fear you start to walk backwards
“I wasn’t expecting any less of you”
>You start to run while he chases you. But before he could reach you some iron bars quickly raise from the floor and then a cage surrounds the changeling. You face the trapped bug and with sternness you inquire of him
“So again, how does it feel having some affection given so easily?”
>At first he just growls, after a minute he sighs “It’s pretty practical to have food without the necessity to do any strategy or pretend to be a dumb pony”
“I’m gonna interpret that you said like ‘I want Pepe to be my friend and he’s going to show me the path of love through cuddles and kisses~”

>>29754706

>”There’s no way I could say any of that crap. I’m going to drink bleach first if I have to feed on your love on pain of hearing such stupidities”
“Ohh-oh, somepony needs to”
> Out of nowhere, you take a rose in your teeth
“Dance! Discord, would you be a good friend and put a muzzle to the señorita?”
>Discord start to rub his beard “Pepe, what ever do you have in mind?” You approach him and start to whisper something to his ears and he laughs a little and then nods.
>Suddenly you have a suit and a hat while the changeling is adorned in a red dress and a plaid impeller hat
>You’re holding the bug with a hoof and then start to dance passionately as he twitches both eyes above his menacing scowl set wide with the ball gag. At the same time Discord is playing Astor Piazzolla’s tangos with a bandoneon.
>You keep dancing passionately with the bug, making some twists and even holding him in a middle position

>>29749715
Loving this interaction. Even though I'm not a huge fan of the way the show resolved the thorax 'conflict' I love him as a very hopeful and sincere character. Writing was on point!

>>29751293
I kind of despair for and pity Erf Anon. He really isn't in a good way is he? But on the bright side, if you decide to have him make an epiphany, his long trek to success and harmony will be all the more sweet! I'm hoping you resolve this in a positive way of some kind.

>>29754102
I'm not up to date but last I saw, starlight tried to induct PhD into her cutie mark cult and got her shit packed in. Twilight wanted to help her, but I don't know what happened after that.

>>29754716

>He tries to speak, but he can’t due to his muzzle. But you can tell how pissed he is with the vapor coming out from his ears.
“Oh, I’m so wacky, I forgot how you can’t speak with that in your--”
>You stroke his face tenderly
“--cute face”.
> He has such nice eyes, so sensual… you can’t help kissing the creature at his mouth, obviously you can’t touch his lips due to the halter. It’s a shame, he looks so handsome~
>To do a more audacious movement, you take the bug close to you and then you make him twist with more energy. He goes out of your hoofs spinning fast as a tornado to hit with the walls and falling on the floor.
>His cell walls come back and he’s trapped again
“Now, what are you gonna do my new friend. We could do this every time I want to and have fun humiliating you with my fun antics or you could... help us”
>”I choose to die…” the changeling remarks with cold and dry tone
“Tsk tsk!"

>>29754766

"That choice isn’t available, but don’t worry, we’re gonna get along after the next several years of forced friendship we have ahead of us!”
>The bug sighs and then lies on his tummy “I don’t care, I ain’t gonna say a word to help anyone who interferes with my Queen’s plans”
“Yeah, let’s find out how much time you can stand me fraternizing with you. I can be more irritating than a indian customer service and a feminist activist combined.”
>The fatigue is getting strong and you need to get a nap. You hadn’t slept in a whole day
“Discord, I need to go home to take a rest. And quick, surely there’s some time before the sun rises”
>He cackles at your comment “Oh, Pepe… You need to get used to my realm. You’ll see, I care about you. I couldn't possibly take you away from your nap time. I simply froze time outside this dimension. So, at the moment you get back to your home sweet home, you will sleep the hours you need. So go easy on yourself and rest. Hasta la vista, baby”

>>29754774
No fault of your own, but since I have yet to actually read any of your story, reading this update gives me a feeling of wandering into the middle of an argument, and I have no idea what's happening. I can't say anything about your story one way or another

>>29754766
Why is your anon so gay?

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>>29755151
ANONS UNITE

>>29755334
spreading like a plague

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>>29754774
Get the fuck out, retard

Not a huge fan of pepe, Zenco, but I enjoyed seeing him fuck with the changeling.

Dragon chimera guy REAAALY likes the yellow pony.

>>29751293
>You and Starlight head over to Sugar Belle's after she puts away Starswirl's notes and scroll.
>As you both walked over. You thought it'd be good to ask how she's doing since she managed to put you in a much better mood.
"So Starlight, how are you doing then? I mean, about meeting up with Sunburst tomorrow?"
>"Oh..." She suddenly seemed pretty nervous herself. "I'm sort of ready for that"
>Sort of. That made sense.Still, if she would just let you go with her. It'd probably make things easier.
"Sort of, huh? So, on a scale of one to ten. How "Sort of" are you ready?"
>Starlight sighed "three...or four. It's been a long time Anon. A really long time. Just thinking about it sometimes just brings back that horrible memory...." Starlight then gives you a hard stare "That's why I have to do it alone...got that?"
>Cripes, Again. You were pretty damn obvious.
"Alright alright, I got it. I understand. I won't even ask, I just wanted to make sure you were ok with it. Because once you get on that train tonight...well, There's no going back"
>"Well, I could go back actually. It's a round trip ticket. But I get what you mean. I do have a question though. Based on how he was acting, do you think things will go ok?" Starlight asked you as she became worried, looking forward to hide her nervousness.
>You grinned just a little how cute she looked when she asked that. You look forward as well. So she didn't notice you caught on to her nervous expression.
"There's nothing to worry about. The guy is as soft as a kitten and scatterbrained as an old stallion. He doesn't even act tough. He seems like a good guy, so I'd say it's gonna be pretty easy to approach him."
>"Ok, well that bumps the four to a six. Thanks Anon" She says as you both approach a table outside of Sugar Belle's shop. You both take a seat and sit down. "Now I just got to hope his new title doesn't make things harder."
"Harder? Why would it make it harder?"

>>29756201
>"I...hrnn" Starlight took a moment to think "I don't even know why I said that."
>You chuckle at her
"Now who's all obsessed and nervous?"
>"Oh come on!" She gave you a mean look "Can you blame me? It's been years. I mean, I'm glad he remembers me but..." Her mean look softened to sorrow when she looked down at the table "It's been a long time for him too. Who knows how it's going to go"
>Poor Starlight. He was the reason she went on her crazy equalization crusade. Now she was going to meet that very same guy and she was nervous it'd all come crashing down.
"Well, considering the advice you gave to me. Why don't you relax and just let it happen? If it's one thing I've learned about living in this world is that usually everything works out as long as somepony doesn't spaz out"
>"Really? Is that a difference you noticed between your old world and ours?" She asked you "I mean, thinking about it now. I can't believe I never asked you anything about what your old world was like"
"Well, that's because we both were kind of preoccupied with things and-"
>"Starlight! Hi, oh! And it's your little friend Anon too! What can I get you both today?" Sugar Belle comes from seemingly nowhere with a happy grin on her face. Ready to take both your orders.
>"Oh Sugar Belle! Oh well, we were going to order a big ole cinnamon bun to share." Starlight was sweating a little, hoping she hadn't heard what the both of you were just talking about.
>"Alright. Any drinks?" She looked so cute and cheerful. Which was funny to you because she was just as cute when equalized.
>"Water, water is fine. And..you didn't hear anything just now right?" Starlight asked
>"Hrn? Nope! Why? Is it something private? I promise I didn't hear anything" Sugar Belle smile lessened. But she seemed to be telling the truth.
>"It's fine. Don't worry about it" Starlight answered as she calmed down

>>29756287
>"O-ok then. Umm, Anon. Do you want a drink? We serve drinks to foals for free so you can have whatever you want!"
>Well, that's pretty awesome.
"Can I get some soda pop!"
>You say in an adorable fashion. raising yourself up as you shook your tail.
>"Sure! I'll get you a big glass just for you. Drinks will be ready in two minutes and the cinnamon bun in fifteen. But, y'know Starlight. I don't mind making the order on the house for everything" Sugar Belle could see something was upsetting Starlight, and didn't want to stress her more with a bill.
>"It's alright Sugar Belle. We can't really have an economy if everything is on the house all the time, right?" Starlight says as she tosses a few bits onto the table.
>"I-I guess..." Sugar Belle reluctantly took the bits. It looked like she didn't really want to do it. But she did, arguing with Starlight was probably a useless endeavor "Alright..I'll be right back"
>And so she went to cater to other customers while fetching your drinks.
>"Yeah..We'll talk about that later. But, I do have to ask one thing about it. What are your villains and criminals like? Just keep the answer short. We don't need anypony catching on to what we're talking about"
"Why are you interested in that?"
>"Reasons of comparison. I want to know if your world has anything worse than what we got...anything worse than what I tried to do"
>you exhale a big waft of air. This was a big one.
"You sure?"
>"Yes, I'm just curious about it. I beat myself up a lot for things I did. I want to know how much worse it could be. Maybe it'll help me feel better about it"
>....ok
"Well, if we're going to be quick about this. One of our worst was a dictator named Joseph Stalin. Considered a monster that killed millions upon millions of our own kind, his kind..humans. And many of those deaths being those who followed him"
>Starlight's pupils shrunk "That's..."
>She didn't even know what to say to that

>>29756424
"Yeah, that's a lot. The guy was considered a monster and yet he was a leader of a country. Pretty bad huh? I'd go into more details. But just that one seems to have caught your attention."
>"Yeah..." She was stunned "Millions? Really? My gosh, that's even worse than Chrysalis. I-is that, common?"
>You shrugged
"It really depends. But for many. There were more ruthless killers and criminals than good people. It's not THAT bad. But anything we do is always a lot worse than what usually happens here. It's not rare. Except for Stalin, he's a rare exception of extreme evil."
>Maybe you shouldn't have said anything. She looked tense.
>"O-ok then..I...uhh" Starlight was nervous as she looked about "I...erm.."
>And then Sugar Belle appeared with drinks "Hello again! Anon, here's your soda pop!" She served you a really huge glass of soda with a bendy silly straw "And Starlight, a cup of....Starlight? Are you alright?"
>"H-huh? OH! Yeah yeah yeah! I'm err" She took a few breaths and tried to act natural "Nervous, that's all...nervous about....tomorrow...morning..eheheh" She chuckled sheepishly
>"Oh Starlight!" Sugar Belle giggled "You're going to do fine. We all believe in you. I'm sure Anon does too. So don't be a silly pony ok?"
>Starlight slowly nods "Y-yeah, I know"
>"Good, now. I'm going to go work on that cinnamon bun. I hope you two have room for it. It's going to be one of my biggest ones!" Sugar Belle seemed proud about it. And you felt that it was going to be one of the best you ever tasted. If it's one thing you could trust about ponies is that if you go by their cutie mark. You can almost always expect top quality.
>When she left, you looked upon Starlight. She looked to you as well.
>"So, you were never like that..right?"
>You shook your head

>>29756457
"No, but most any human doesn't compare to the compassion typical ponies have. Like Sugar Belle or you or our friends. Sorry, I didn't mean to shake you up like that. I was just answering the question"
>"I-I know...I know" Starlight took a moment to calm down. "I was the one to ask it so...yeah. I'm never asking anything like that again, just thinking about it makes me feel so...terrible. At least I don't feel too bad about what I did anymore. Wow Anon. No wonder you took Discord's offer. Your world sounds terrible. I was getting more interested after the work on the taser but. I don't think I'm going to worry about that anymore"
"Yeah, I'm not too beat up about leaving. Compared to here? It's a mess. But I admit, if it's one thing we did a lot better than ponies is technology. When I get a chance. I'll show you some real cool stuff from my old world. Trust me, it'll be neat."
>But she seemed skeptical "Do I even want to see it? Considering what you told me?"
"Trust me, humans also happen to be diverse. There's a ton of cool inventions we made that are really nice and convenient. It'll be neat. Promise"
>"Hmmmm..." She contemplated on that for awhile. She was reluctant. But she did trust you. And the taser was interesting enough to give it a consideration. "Ok, but only because it's you. Woo, I really don't know how to feel actually. Other than right now I am glad to be a pony who DOESN'T live in your own world and...I know I said it'd just be one thing, but speaking of ponies. Does your old world have any?"
>Oh lordy
>You give her a grin
"Do you want the answer to that one? Because it's more than just a yes"
>Starlight's eyes went wide for a moment. And then she just put her forehead on top of her hoof as she took a moment to collect herself "Never mind, Nevvver mind. I don't even want to hear it"

sorry for not much tonight guys. was feeling peckish.

>>29756546
I like how Erf Anon went straight for the worst of the worst of mankind, without any reasonable explanation.

>>29756546
We have pones and they are cute tho

>>29754724
Thanks babe now buy that PC

>>29756546
>Inb4 erfanon shows starlight the vidya

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>>29755334
niggas finna suck some dick deadass better wait for me smdh imma swallow them fingers like nigga
SHLURP
yall dig??

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>>29749715
Great update, Elo; more of shiny's whiny bromance and the introduction of Thorax was sweet. PhD playing the inverse to Erf Anons' reaction to the pacifist bug amusing in it's own right.

>>29754774
hah, you know I liked that segment.

>>29751293
>>29756546
Aww yeah, Starlight and anon is such an adorable pair of autists. Anon giving her the creeps in the rail of that was amusing.

>>29756424
>>"I-I guess..." Sugar Belle reluctantly took the bits. It looked like she didn't really want to do it.
Little does Starlight know, like Stalin before her, Starlights' Gregory Malenkov is already within her midst. Thru a magic of friendship and the rise of the proletarian striking against his class struggle Sugar Belle will strike against the power structure, toppling Party Favor and bringing the means of production into the hooves of her party members of the vanguard.

So who's Sugar Belles' Nikita Khrushchev?

>>29757977
Wat u doin up in dis licky sucky when muh niggah down low wid dem big guns ready for da cold scoop? He purple. He a gud boy! He going places!

>>29756457
I want to eat Starlight's cinammon roll

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>>29758087
dam nigga keep talkin shit slingin shade nigga imma deadass be up smokin this shit stfu nigga smdh finna slob that knob nigga baka slap a niggas ass come in here w that shit

>>29758433
sorry she's only sharing with erfanon

>>29756546
Gee Anon, just go straight to the genocide why don't you.

What wouls happen if Erf Anon gets discorded?

>>29760169
He becomes competent.

>>29760169
He would become a competent, efficient and decent pone like phd

>>29760169
He would become a success

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>>29758455
was dat you sayin bout muh purple posse on the down low up in dis house boy? They mama ass be in da smoke in mass house and they mama be shovel in dem ice creams for they futures! She hard work in put in up wid they no respects! Dem WIK hasta go sum ware, an invest in shovel in where it at. De gumerments can take they wallets!

Jus look at what they drive mama too! Page 9! She wasa gud thread! Den they shot her with the 9!
>>29760169
He'd become erudite, stern, asexual, and soft of skull. Rain drops would hit him on the forehead and he'd squeal in tormented anguish.

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>>29760169
>>29760180
>>29760208
>>29760661
>>29761155
It's like you guys don't remember that one chapter where Discord DID Discord'd Erfanon. He was girly and so happish, even wore a dress and started to talk about how he regrets telling lies and wanted to meet his other part, I think.
Then Erfanon went back to normal and said "Why the fuck I am wearing a dress, I don't remember dis"

Night bump

(before anyone calls me out for using "oh man". It turns out it's used a few times in the show. Such as filly RD saying it during the Season 5 finale.)

>>29756546
>A little after the question. Sugar Belle brought a plate with a huge cinnamon bun on it. It glistened from the melted cinnamon glaze and the white cream that adorned the top of it looked snow white and osft. Oh, and that smell. You could get diabetes from how delicious it smelled.
>Sugar Belle smiled at the both of you as she announced that desert has arrived. "I hope you two really enjoy this. I think its one of the best cinnamon buns I've ever made!"
>It was also the biggest you've ever seen.
"Oh man Sugar Belle, This is the best cinnamon bun I've ever seen!"
>She giggled, feeling great about the compliment. "Thanks Anon, but just wait until you bite into it! That's always the best part!"
>Starlight was the first to take a bite however. And she let out a soft moan as she slowly chewed. "Oh Sugar Belle, I don't think any place else in Equestria has anypony who can make a cinnamon bun as good as you. What's your secret?"
>"My secret? Well, if I said what it was it wouldn't be a secret anymore, right?" Sugar Belle gave a slight tilt to her head as she smiled at Starlight
>"Um, yeah actually. That's right" Starlight realized.
>Sugar Belle giggled again "Come on Starlight, I wasn't being serious. It's just a matter of always ordering the best ingredients from out of town. Flour from Canterlot, sugar from manehatten. When you bring everything together and know what you're doing. Anypony could make something like this"
>The best?
"That sounds right to me but how do you afford it?"
>"Easy. I make my own food so all my money always goes towards ingredients and maintaining the shop" Sugar Belle answers.
"What about monthly payments on your house and water and stuff?"
>"What?" Sugar Belle was heavily confused.

>>29761605
>"Oh, Anon. We don't pay anything like that here. No rent, no mortgage, and we're pretty self sufficient on basic needs. And everypony helps one another here. So, yeah, it makes living really cheap and easy" Starlight explains to you
>Oh, that's...wait. How did you not realize that? Ugh, you were definitely still a tad scatter brained at the moment still.
"Right, anyway. Let's see how it tastes."
>You lean in and take a huge chunk of the cinnamon bun into your mouth.
>Oh god. It practically melted in there. the cinnamon oozed through your mouth as the soft and fluffy bun tasted fresh and heavenly. And the cream. Oh....
"I could live the rest of my life eating this"
>"Aww Anon, I appreciate the compliment. But you don't want to do anything like that. It's very unhealthy." Sugar Belle was very delighted with your reaction. But she felt that she had to give you a motherly reminder.
>You just keep chewing through it as you use your soda pop to wash it down.
"Then I'm just going to enjoy what I have then because I can't get enough! It's so good!"
>"Well, I hope you enjoy then you two. And Starlight, good luck" Sugar Belle nods
>"Thanks Sugar Belle, I'll be fine. I promise" starlight says as she uses her magic to pull you away from the cinnamon bun "Hey, save some for me"
>Sugar Belle had another happy little giggle before going off to serve the other ponies about.
"Ok ok. sorry. Got ahead of myself there. but it tastes sooooo good"
>Your mouth was still watering from how good everything was.
>"I know, but you don't want to just dig in like that. You'll get one doozy of a stomach ache." Starlight begins to eat the cinnamon bun in a calmer manner than your own.
"Oh come on, I'll be fine. How can I let something so delicious have a chance to get cold."
>You dive back into it, and just start munching.
>Starlight just rolls her eyes and smiles at your childish endeavor.

>>29761636
>After finishing the cinnamon bun. You had decided to return back to your home to see if Discord was there and perhaps see if there was any other friends you could spend time with before the day was over.
>You wished Starlight good luck as you spill a little bit of your drink to the ground to make a wide enough puddle to jump through.
>"So, are you going to be ok now Anon?" Starlight asks you
"I think so, I think I got a grip on everything now. You're going to be ok too right?"
>"I'm sure I'll be fine. It's gonna be awkward though. But, I'm sure everything will be ok"
>And with a hug with a slight cuddle, you toss your map into the puddle. and actually hope that Discord didn't burst Celestia's bubble.
>Subtle
>After bouncing off your bed. You go towards your floor door and open it up too look around from your room.
>Nobody
"Discord?.Discord! You down there at all?"
>No answer
>When you turn around, Discord is immediatly in front of you as you bump your head into him, yell from eing suddenly startled, fall back through your floor door, and slam your head as you land on the living room floor.
"GYAGH! NGGGH...A-Again?!"
>You slowly lift yourself up from the ground as you look upwards at Discord, who was smiling at you from the top side of the floor door. Waving.
"..Do you think that maybe for more than one day I can get through it without bonking my head more than once?"
>"And break tradition? Anon, how terrible of you." Discord grinned
>He seemed to be in a pretty good mood at least. Did he succeed?
>You shake your head a little as you start to rise up on the gravity stairs.
"Yeah yeah, so. What happened with Celestia? Did you manage to tell her what's what?"
>Discord's reaction wasn't what you expected however. He went from his usual trickster self to being dodgy. Well, that was usually a thing with him too but You'd think he'd be pretty proud for messing with Celestia. "Oh that? That thing I did? I did do a thing about a thing I did. Mhmm, I did"
>Wut?

>>29761679
"So is that a yes or no? Because Discord, I changed my mind. I decided to let it happen, but under the complete gurantee that Chrysalis herself doesn't get banished.After talking with Starlight, it might be the only way I can reform her. It's bad. But even you have to admit that when you're just down to one friend. It really puts things into perspective. Right?"
>Discord seemed surprised at your words. Ahh, probably because he was remembering how he reacted with Fluttershy. "Why yes! That's exactly it. Brillaint idea Anon. As for me, I didn't even see Celestia. I thought it might be a better idea to procrastinate for a day before doing it. You know." He shrugs with a chuckle "To tease you a little bit. How coincidental that it turns out my course of action turned out to be the right one"
>You chuckled at that. It probably would have bothered you had the circumstances hadn't changed. So that's what he was nervous about, huh? Maybe he had a bit of guilt of actually trying to mess with you for once.
"Seems so, that's cool. So whatcha doing now?"
>"Oh, thinking. Pets seem to be all the rage these days. Almost everypony has a pet of some sort and I was wondering if we should get one too." Discord smirked as he looked over to your window "What do you think? Move him to the front yard, put a leash on him, and call him fido. It'd be adorable"
"The X-captain? HAH! Hold on, Hold on. Let's put him on a chain link and call him Bow Wow! It'll be perfect."
>You'd have your very own one eyed tentacled chain chomp.
>Discord snickered as he pulled up the blind and looked over to the ever waiting X-captain "How about it? Do you want to be our pet dog?"

>>29761734
>X-captain had no idea what was going on as he heard none of it. But he instantly flew into a rage from Discord's question. "PET DOG?! NO HI? NO HELLO? BUT AN INSULTING QUESTION?! HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO BE DESTROYED?! OPEN THIS WINDOW NOW! I WON'T LET THIS STAND!OPEN THIS WINDOW NOOOOW! I JUST PROCLAIMED THAT I WON'T LET THIS STAND AND YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT TO DESTROY MYSELF BY ALL THIS STANDING THIS TOPIC IS DOING!"
>Cripes, you know it was all in fun but this was depressing. Did he ever EVER leave?
"Shut up already. Cripes, don't you ever leave to go do something else? Ever?"
>"YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID STUPID HUMAN HORSE! I'LL NEVER LEAVE FROM THIS SPOT, SOONER OR LATER I'LL GRIND THIS WINDOW GLASS INTO NOTHING AND BRING RUINATION AND DESTRUCTION TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYPONY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he chortled as his tentacles wiggled about before furiously grinding his tongue along the glass....gross.
"Can he even do that?"
>You look to Discord for confirmation, speaking in a low voice
>"Nope. I haven't the heart to tell him either"
>Discord tells you, also keeping a low voice.

I'm sorry again guys. I gotta be at work semi early. not too early but not too late. We got inventory to count tomorrow so its all hands on deck.

>>29761769
couldn't sleep. so one more for good measure.

>You just stare at the crazed beholder as he desperately tried to wither the glass into nothingness.
>It got so sad that you just walked over to the blinds and slowly closed them.
"Well, that's enough of that."
>"Indeed, I've driven many a being insane. But ALMOST makes me regret all the fun I used to have back in my prime. So Anon..." Discord looked to you, curious about your change of heart. Actually producing a pony heart that he changes into a carrot, then starts to eat it "Why the change of heart? IT can't be as simple as somepony giving you some advice"
>And yet...
"It's actually just that. Starlight made a pretty compelling argument. Being alone sucks. You get really angry and hateful at first. But once that loneliness sets in.Well...It's not the greatest way to handle things Discord. But it really is the closest I've got."
>"Ahh, Hmmm, Yes....quite..." Discord was just throwing words out without actually understanding what you meant "Well, it's your plan Anon. I don't quite understand it. But if you say it works then it'll work. Or it'll blow up in your face. Either way, it'll be quite the show." Discord chuckles softly to himself "Possibly one of those season finales you humans get all jittery about"
"Let's not get too meta Discord. I don't want this to be any kind of finale. I just want things to go smoothly"

>>29761925
>"I honestly don't see why you care that much about her Anon, especially when Fluttershy, and less so, her friends are perfectly viable and not liable to cause utter ruination of your social standing...among other things"
"It's not that far fetched Discord. Villains keep getting reformed every other attack. I reformed Starlight and she could have been considered super bad considering she probably could have ended up destroying all of Equestria through time shenanigans....Speaking of which."
>Despite you saying you wouldn't go with the plan of heading towards a future where Chrysalis rules. You at least wanted to find out if it existed. Maybe poke Discord for a little info about it. With Chrysalis always going on and on about Equestrian domination. You couldn't help but be curious on what that'd actually look like.

Morning bump

>>29761929
>Anon fucks up and gets sucked into that future

>>29761925
>one more

>>29761929
>posts another one
I think you might be addicted to writing, Erf.

>>29761929
Oh shit, so we ARE seeing Chrysi's future

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>>29761929
Erf, you crazy iron man; sweet update. The pangs of empathy for X-Captain / Bow Wow were a nice touch, he remains a fine bit character. Discord being all shifty and taking advantage of Anon's conclusion was side destroying.

And the bug butt future? Aww sheet...

>>29764254
Going to this dimension can cause no good.

Bow Wow made me kek hard.

Bunk

>>29761929
I think you should cut back on the Chryssi alternate dimension arc. The Flim Flam one had a good build up to it with Discord tasking Anon and Chrysalis to save it, but this one kinda came out of the blue. Also, it's really redundant to go to another dimension to make sure Chryssi is 'evil'. I don't doubt you'll do a good job, it's just this'll lead to a bunch of unnecessary stuff, considering the main objective is the reformation of the hive, and the face that Anon agreed to follow along with that plan. I think it's time for you to get to the point.

>>29765365
i was never going to do it anyway. remember. Discorf only kept the door to Sombra's alt.

>>29765525
Ah

>>29761929
Why is that dude so thick headed?

>>29766017
TITANIUM SKULL

>>29765525
>Discorf only kept the door to Sombra's alt.
When did this happen? And why?

>>29766659
Somewhere before the party but after Twilight arranging that class, and it happened because of Discord

>>29761929
Curiosity killed the cat

>>29761929
"I gotta ask. Did any of those time doors have a future where Chrysalis ruled?"
>"Hrn?" Discord looked at you with a blank stare for a moment before laughing "Oh Anon, seriously? It's not even happening. I told you before. I only have the door to King Sombrero. And besides, even I wouldn't let you go too far with that obsession of yours. Fluttershy would never let me hear the end of it"
"I-I didn't say anything about looking into it. I just kinda wanted to know if it happened."
>"Really? Hrn..." Discord stopped his laughing as he suddenly pulled a rope. The room went dark for a moment before a single light shone on you. You were on a stool in front of a poker table. Discord behind it with a dealer's visor and vest. "My Deal..."
>Discord tossed to you a rather large hand.
>First you got a two of diamonds with Flim and Flam's face on it
>Second was a Jack of Spades, featuring Tirek
>Third was Queen of Hearts, With Chrysalis adorned on the front of it. That seemed appropriate
>Fourth was King of Clubs, Sombra.
>Fifth was a....blank card?
"Discord, what is all this?"
>You pick up the blank card to get a better look at it, but after a moment of holding it. It turns to dust. Ominous
"What was that all about?"
>"Oh nothing...really" Discord gives you an evil stare when it came to that card "Nothing" Then he became jovial again as he passed you two more cards "Anyhoo! It should be obvious by now Anon. Ahh, and let me take that card since it's no longer necessary " He snaps his talons, making the two of diamonds disappear
>The new fifth card was the ace of spades. Nightmare Moon
>And the replacement first card. Was a joker. With Discord's face on it.
>It then became obvious to you what it all meant.
"These were the other alternate futures. Right?"

>>29767308
>"Indeed, and look at that hand. Although a straight never beats..." Discord through down his hand which just happened to be a royal flush of a "chaos" suit. Each face card and the ace and ten with his face on it. "A royal chaotic flush"
"That's not even a real hand. Still..."
>You look at your hand. Each card representing a terrible villain. It was depressing actually. That there were multiple Equestrias ruined by all of them. Including a version of Discord, from your guess, that was never reformed.
"I didn't realize it was all this bad. I don't even want to know what that disappearing card meant."
>"Oh it's not that bad. That guy on the joker card is quite charming" Discord grins as he picks it up and admires himself through the card.
"You do know in that future, you're probably just tormenting Fluttershy. Right?"
>Discord goes from a grin to firm annoyance as he tosses away the card "Killjoy"
"Yeah well. Ugh, I can't imagine any of these futures even being livable after going through what Flim and Flam did. And you want me to go through Sombra's? Yeah, now I know why nopony wants me dimensional hopping anymore."
>"Oh please. I'd be with you this time. Nopony has to know, especially big mouth Chryssy. It'll be fun!" It seems Discord was still on it. Of course he wouldn't listen to anyone for the sake of fun.
"I mean. I guess it could be if it means I don't have a chance of dying. But why not Nightmare Moon? That seems like it would be super fun. I mean, she's probably the most sensible out of anypony else in the deck."
>Except for one thing
"Erm, aside from her really ridiculously stupid methods of stopping ponies. hum..."
>Thinking of that, you now imagine her rule being pretty moronic..
"I mean, what does she even do? Terrorize ponies with evil pranks all day and keep it night all the time?"

>>29767406
>"Actually. She's a competent ruler who has tours at the castle and I believe has a better job market than we do now. Butthen the bad side is that it is always night, and that does cause a problem with crops and a nasty breakout of carnivorous critters at times." Discord explains
"Oh. Never mind. That doesn't even sound that bad."
>It really didn't. It just sounded like a meaner Luna with a chip on her shoulder ruling Equestria.
>"You know, aside from the obvious issue with Fluttershy. I'm surprised you have no interest in my future. Just knowing it has me in it should have piqued your interest"
>You shrug. And then realize that you think you know what his future would look like. And it seemed so obvious that you thought you'd mess with him a bit.
>So you grin at him
"You mean the future where everything is topsy turvy? The one where you're usually sitting on your throne in the middle of a random town just watching everything go wrong...and that's it. That one?"
>Discord grimaced from your explanation "Ogh, way to make it sound mundane Anon. Not my fault that you can't appreciate true vision."
"Dancing buffalo in a tutu is art? Or is that a fetish?"
>"Ohhhhh Anon. Watch who you're talking to" Discord looks at you with burning eyes "Or you'll be walking around town in a tutu"
>....ok never mind.
"pfft. Baby..."
>You say in a low voice.
>Discord shuffles the cards with his magic before making them disappear as the lights go out again and you both appear back in your room. "Anon, just so you know. I expect us to go into that future together at some point. Don't ask for my reasons. I won't give them other than the fact it'll be fun. But as you are, in your current state, you're too into that bug to focus on the merry making we would be having during our trip."

>>29767448
>You would say it wasn't that bad. But even Starlight noticed it and even rationalized it.
"Yeah, well. I'll be over it soon. I probably just need a nights rest to prep myself for whats going to happen. Still..Are you sure there's nothing else you could do? If you haven't seen Celestia yet, maybe you could at least tell her or convince her that she's part of the family. That way she'd definitely go easy on her even if Chrysalis goes full on psycho. Which she will."
>"Well, even if she did. My barrier would make sure nopony actually gets hurt. As for convincing Celestia...mnn" Discord oddly hesitated again. But then after being silent. He smirked and shrugged "She wouldn't listen to that kind of request from me. I am the spirit of chaos after all. She'll just be all straight edge about it. You know that's what she'd do"
>You felt like he was trying to dodge Celestia altogether now. Then again, he's probably right. Celestia is pretty dead set on this whole reformation thing without any room for change to it.
>It sucked that you had to hope. But it's fine...it'll be fine.
"I guess"
>Then you noticed something else
"Discord, do you just want to do something with me? Like, anything?"
>"I would, thanks for asking, considering that since our play on Prince Sissyblood went under, I'd like to make up for it with something else.Oh, And a friendly reminder, once you agree. There's no turning back." Discord grinned as he started to press his paws and talons among one another.
"Well, I don't really have anything to do at the moment. It's not the Sombra thing, right?"
>"As I already said. You're not ready for that yet. But what I have rolled up for us now is good enough."
"Well, what is it?"

>>29767515
>Discord grins evilly with a sly cackle as opens the portal door to a desert canyony place with a small western town.
>...wait
"Isn't that Appleoosa? Why would you care about Appleoosa?"
>"Appleoosa?...oh haha, excuse me" Discord shifts the image of the portal towards a bunch of teepees. "There we go"
>...wut?
"The buffalo? The dumb indian buffalo? Why are we going to mess with the buffalo?"
>"Why not? Do you realize how superstitious they are? And they'd NEVER be able to figure out it's us. It's already nearing evening and it'll give us plenty of time to spook them good." Discord says as he puts on a chiefs hat and holds up a tomahawk. "It'll be hilarious!"
"I dunno. Seems pretty easy to me. We could dance around and go "ooga booga" and they'd probably freak out."
>"Don't be the party pooper Anon. Even the easy to toy with can still have it's entertainment value. Besides, what do you care about them? Have you ever even met one before?"
>No...and, considering you only ever seen how they act in season 1....
"Ehhhhmmm, no. I never one. Umm, and you said nopony is gonna find out?"
>"As long as we keep our mouths shut..." Discord zips up his mouth as a halo appears above his head.
"Then we'll be totally innocent. Ok, I see. Alright alright. So what's the plan?"
>"I don't have one yet" Discord says as he looks towards the portal
>Wut?
"What?! how are we going to do this if we don't have a plan?!"
>"Well what do you want Anon?" Discord shrugs "Buffalo are so boring. Their only real use is to have their superstitions prayed upon. Luckily for us that almost anything drives them nuts. A movement of the stars, tremors, spirits appearing out of nowhere. All easy to do, but not the goal I have in mind"

>>29767689
>No plan, and yet he had a goal?
"What's the goal?"
>"To make the entire tribe try to appease their "Deities" by making a delicious dinner worthy of a king and his little prince"
>Wut?
".....you mind not speaking all grandiose there buddy? Because as I understand it. It just looks like you're trying to get free meal"
>Discord raises a single talon in the air "Correction! I'm trying to get us a free dinner while appreciating the culinary arts of a backwater buffalo tribe."
>G-gnnn...All that for THAT?!
"Don't you realize you could make a free meal with your magic...like you normally do?"
>"Whhaaaaat?" Discord slaps his own cheek with surprise to your statement "Anon, that's not a free meal. I have to expend precious magic to create that meal. Not exactly what I'd call free"
>.....GODDAMMIT!
"Are you serious?! So using your magic to mess with them until they make us food isn't the same thing?!"
>Discord just grins as he sways to and fro with a happy smile "Nooope. That'd be paying for the entertainment. Completely different"
>.......dammit.
"Alright...fine. It'll probably be fun. Let's do it..."
>You didn't sound to excited. But that was only because Discord's logic confounded you.
>"Excellent! Let's go investigate the going ons of their tribe. But before we do" Discord holds out a small ear piece towards you and plants it in your ear.
"Gyah!"
>you nearly fall back, startled
"What was that?! What did you put in my ear?!"

>>29767720
>Discord rolled his eyes as he placed one of those things in his ears as well. "Anon, I may not remember everything from Luna's little Dreamshow. But I do remember these nifty things you call a "Codec". Should we need to seperate, we'll be able to communicate with each other like real super spies. ohhh, I already feel sneaky" Discord grins as he wiggles his talons with his paws and shifts his eyes evilly left and right.
"Oh...hmmm"
>Well, that was cool in all actuality.
>So, there really was no reason to object at this point. He seemed prepared enough for this. And you really did not care too much about the buffalo. So yeah, it could be fun. So you and Discord make way through the portal during the sunset. Ready for another chaotic plan to take shape.

>>29767725
Well it's nice to see Anon taking both Starlight's advice and his friend bonding seriously. I was afraid that we'd have depressed anon for a lot longer.
Also nice callback to the Halloween posts. Even if, from what I've gathered, most didn't like them.

>>29767964
>He liked Nightmare Night

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>>29768235
What a fright

>>29768289
I like this.

>So that was it. You had your cutie mark, a new power, the filly you tried to save was lost in a swarm of bugs that sucked love and you felt like a retarded who can’t open a bottle of ketchup
>You did the things your way… the wrong way. Next time, you won’t fail. If… there is even another time to try
>Ugh… no more trying to be the hero of the tale, you are too far away from being one. Just like Queen Chrysalis said, you are beyond the title of prince of chaos --if you go that way. You need to learn from your mistakes and like she said… make your own story a good one
>Hopefully it has a good ending
>A whole month has passed since that day, the day you learned that new power, the power to infinitely clone yourself it seems, and lost a battle, a battle against yourself… you could’ve done a lot of things better than whatever you did that day
>Was it really a whole month? Hmm, you don’t really know how much time has passed actually, every day is a monday and it’s hard to keep track of time like this
>Dumb Discord and his rules of the week, how the fuck are you supposed to know what day is which day of the month? Do they even have the same months as in Earth? Discord doesn’t tell you, all he did say was that days were used in a term of moons
>Still absurd and hard to tell because he can change time whenever he pleases
>This has really fucked up your sleeping schedule to the point that you no longer sleep your wonderful eight hours beauty sleep; and what you hate the most is that you have nightmares most of the times about some shadows and… whispers
>Eh, it shouldn’t be nothing to worry about, nobody can invade your dreams anyway
>Unless Discord does, which would surprise you. If there is a creature that can go inside dreams of others, it would be very neat… creepy, but neat

>>29769257

>But well, it’s been a long time and you learned and thought about everything that has passed. You swear not to commit another mistake and to work in your ways as the chaotic colt Discord wants you to be
>The more chaotic you are the most powers you get, so… forget and move on, Alberto
>And yeah, Sweetie Belle was too squeaky anyway, at this rate with what has happened in the past days you could… start to forget about her
“That promise tho…”
>You take a sigh. You hate breaking promises, as the loyal and proud colt you are at the moment, you really do hate that
>Today was a new chaotic day, another day to show Discord what you are made of. Over the past month or so, you’ve been training your powers with him, he’s trying to get you to multi copy into more than one hundred (you)’s and see if you can get even more powers
>So far… you can’t get that many copies but at least you got other neat spells to play with. Your sneeze teleportation is upgraded to the point where you can teleport from far away locations and without the use of a feather; you also gained the power to heal yourself which comes in handy… but only when chaotic things happen around, as usual. That time spell watch, well, you don’t need a watch now and you can stop time with or without yelling ‘La hora’
>And lastly the one that you consider to be the best, is that you can fly! …Barely. Well, right now your landing is… awful, but damnit if you don’t feel like an Ace flying in the sky… for like… one whole minute. You will eventually get better as Discord tells you, but for the moment you’ll take what you can get
>The experiment of flying is… so confusing. You don’t have wings, you /feel/ like you do have wings, but you don’t see them

>>29769265

>Too bad you can’t use telekinetic magic yet… it would make playing instruments a bit easier. You’ve been practicing with your hooves to play the guitar, but it doesn’t feel the same as playing it with hands… so Discord gave you a flute. Yet again, covering the holes of the flute with your hooves… is stupid, but works
>You are not sure if this is chaos magic or horse logic
>Oh, and lest you forget your creation of objects got an upgrade too. Sometimes when your powers feel like it, you can create something as big as that tower from the time Discord and you invaded the town
>Speaking of which, you are right now in a floating island that is right above the city of Discord, or well, his castle. The view here is over the clouds and it’s glorious. You can practice, train and run around… the air here is magnificent. You named this place “El Dorado”
>The island has a lighthouse that is also a windmill that powers up the whole island, making it move by the power of the air… you think. Inside lurked your bed and other important stuff like your taco stand. Also the island has grass, trees, flowers and fences in some border areas for security.
>Man, this is your happy place. When the night hits, the lighthouse turns by itself and illuminates the night sky, as chaotic as it was, the sky at night was a beauty you could call a masterpiece
>It is weird that Discord didn’t change the night’s sky. Maybe it was for Luna? It could be.
>And right now you were sitting on the edge of the island, enjoying the view from here while thinking what you could do…

>>29769283

>You stay in deep thought as you make a red bubble stick appear from thin air. With some soap on the stick, you inhale and exhale into the circle of the stick, making some bubbles of different shapes go on their way
>Triangles, squares, anything but bubbles in the shape of a circle were emerging
“Heh… of course”
>You take another melancholic sigh as your mind remembers how the last several days have been gone
>A crazy mess as always.
>Lots of things happened in the course of the time of your training, you really got good at it… but at what cost?
>You were even feeling alone the first days… it was… so depressing now that you think.
>You keep blowing bubbles while your mind thinks back at the first week of your training in chaos magic
>
>First week of chaos training, Castle of Discord: Evening or so
“Hnnngaaa…”
>You take an exhausted breathe as you once again try to summon more than one of your clones
“Mmmmnn…”
>But alas, you could only get one clone
>”That’s enough Alberto, don’t push yourself more than you can.” Discord said as he was eyeing the clone you created. “Besides, you did made a one hundred percent copy of yourself, so it’s still a good thing, you will improve in time, sooner or later”
>Oh man… you really wanted an army of yourself again… for, eh… reasons.
“I-If… you say so.” You say with your voice a bit tired while staring at your chaotic trainer father. “Maybe I need a break”
‘Yeah, maybe we do need a break…’ Your clone says while copying your fatigue.
>It’s so… so weird to hear your own voice and even body saying what you thought or feel. But you really like it and could get used to it

>>29769310

>But ehh… you don’t think they are one hundred percent copies of you. They need to prove themselves! They need your spirit! They need to-
>Your copy suddenly started chasing his own tail
‘Gotta catch, gotta catch, gotta catch!’
>Whoa, nevermind. That’s one hundred percent a good copy of yourself!
>”Okay Anon. I’ll be out for a while, I need to expand the chaos in that so magical forest that you were.” Discord snaps his talons, instantly wearing some vacation clothes and a briefcase. What an odd choice of clothes. “I won’t take that much. You two better make a mess in this castle or you two will be in trouble! Ta-ta!”

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>>29769336

>Your clone stops chasing his tail to bid farewell to Discord, you didn’t say anything to him and just looked at him as he snapped his talons and disappeared from the throne room. Leaving your clone and you alone
>You two stare at each other for a bit
>…Please don’t get in an awkward moment with yourself, Alberto…
>He was looking at the floor next to you for some reason.
>…He was looking at your tail, the copy son of a bitch
“Don’t you ever think about it! Chase your own tail, bro!”
>His own tail started to wave and his right ear twitched
‘But you are me and I am you, doesn’t that mean that I would be chasing my own tail?’
“Uh… eh…” Damn he got a point… you got a point? This is damn weird. “Well, I’m sorry but you can’t chase my tail. A no is a no!”
>He was still looking at your tail though
‘Okay then…’ He stopped looking at your tail and was staring directly at you, a happy expression of innocence on his face. ‘So, what do I want to do? Dad’s out for the day it seems’
“What do you want to do?”
>Your clone nods
‘What do I want to do?’
“Wait…” You shake your head. “What do /we/ want to do?”
>Your clone nods his head again and smiles gladly
‘Oh yes! You catch up! Umm… we catch up!
>Hmm… what do you ever wanted to do with yourself?
>Besides… /that/.
>…Idea!

That's it for today, gotta do other stuff so 1.6k will have to do

Here's pastebin chap chap: https://pastebin.com/jKJeZ9yu

Gotta say that's its gonna be one of those long chapters again with flashbacks and lots of changes.

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>>29767725
kek
Didn't expect them to suddenly start fucking with the buffalo.

Also, am excite for Sombra dimension.

>>29769356
Fuck off

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>>29769417
Holi:3

>>29767725
I wonder if they have the concept of hate crimes in Equestria.

>>29769356
'Tis was fun

A question for all writefags in this thread: seeing as all stories here start with a human becoming a native Equestrian species, would y'all be okay with having your works added to the /mlp/ transformation story archive? That way, folks going through looking for stories might see yours and give them a shot, even if they regularly wouldn't come to the thread, and y'all wouldn't have to do anything different. There are already a number of stories archived with anons becoming a pone and trying to fit in in Equestria.

>>29771050
*shrugs* Be my guest. Use my pastebin or whatever. Go nuts.

>>29771050
I dunno, last incident made me think that /ptfg/ is filled with masters autists and outright phase 4 cancer. Besides, how do I know that you won't sell our pastebins to Russia?

>>29771050
do it

>>29771050
go for it

>>29771050
Fuck me babe right in the ass

>>29769356
Not trying to tell ya how to write but why didnt you made the flashback chapter first?

>>29769356
I actually thought that alberto's happy place was a neat idea

>>29771403
The Google Doc covers multiple threads, and yes, ptfg currently is suffering from autism tumors.
>implying Russia doesn't already have your pastebins

>>29772489
I hope that Putin likes my OC's. Anyways, do whatever you want my dude. I don't mind and it could be actually good for me since I plan on fixing tons of stuff of my pastebin

>>29771050
I don't mind, more views for my pastebin :^)

>>29771981
Nah, I'm just gonna go like this:
>Alberto in the present
-Flashback-
>Alberto talking about new stuff that happened
-Flashback presenting the new stuff that happened-

I totally forgot to add Alberto's clones playing around in the island tho, so my fault there.
Ehh, I don't know if I'm explaining myself very well, it was a tired day.

>>29772378
Thanks Anon, I thought about it so much.

>>29770720
Good you enjoyed it!

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>>29772766
Speaking of pastebins, I updated mine!
https://pastebin.com/x0V2YGH9 (AKA PhD meets Thorax)

Tomorrow I will post an update, so I hope that you guys are looking forward to that.

>>29767725
>When you both stepped through. Discord pulled you behind a boulder to spy on the small tribe of buffalo.
"Woah! hrn? Why are we hiding? Aren't we invisible or something right now?"
>"No, we're not" Discord says as he brandishes a telescope and starts to spy on the buffalo "You can't just be invisible all the time, it takes away the excitement of possibly getting caught."
>Wut?
"Uhhhh, and what happens if we do get caught"
>Discord continues to look about "Oh, I'll teleport away while the buffalo have their way with you. Something like that. Our fun time will be over if we get caught"
>He was kidding. He had to be kidding.
"Seriously? You wouldn't do that"
>"Who knows? Maybe I would. So let's not try to get caught. Shall we?" Discord says as he drops a telescope down towards you "So, what do you know about these beastly things?"
>You sigh, take up the telescope and look around.
"Not much. They became kinda bitchy when they lost their stampedeing grounds and went to war with Appleoosa for like a minute."
>You take the telescope and peek from behind the boulder. You spot some buffalo sparring. Others eating. some seem to be praying. And there was chief Thunderhooves himself around the fire. He seemed to be doing some ancient chant with an old female witch doctory buffalo. No Little Strongheart though.
"Hn, and there they are. doing boring shit"
>"Indeed, it's making it hard to think of something brutally side splitting." Discord seemed a little upset by this. It seemed he didn't expect them to be this boring. "I could put them all in tutus but that won't be fun, I've done that more than once already"
"Hold on hold on Discord. Check out the chief, he's engaged in some sort of mystical thing with that shaman chick. I'm getting an idea."
>"Oh?" Discord immediate had interest as a genuine smile appeared on his face "Do tell"
"It's easy. We move in, find out exactly what those two are talking about. And exploit it"

>>29773365
>"Interesting. But how are we to do that when invisibility isn't an option?"
>Was he really not going to let you go invisible?
"Fine then. How do we get close to them then?"
>"Glad you asked" Discord grabbed you and held you close to his chest. "We're going to do this like this"
>You started struggling in his grip as he hugged you as close as he could.
"Discord! Discord What are you MPDGGFGFDgff"
>"Shhhhh, they'll hear you. Now then...let's move" Discord held you close as you struggled, and slithered from behind the boulder and through the buffalo and teepees and shrunk himself and you down to the size of a pebble. So much as a pebble that the rock he dragged you to that was next to the chief was boulder sized.
"Gyah!"
>You let out when he finally lets you go
"What the fuck was that all HOLY FUCK!"
>You fell backwards when you looked onto of the new "Boulder" and saw a huge ass fly.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE FUCKING FLY!?"
>"Actually Anon" Discord grinned as he gently scratched the underside of the fly's head as it drooled "The fly should be asking that question about us. Take a look behind that boulder"
>Your eye was twitching from how freaky that giant fly was. You backed up and craned your head to the side to see everything was fucking giant.
"REALLY?! NO INVISIBILITY BUT SHRINKING IS FUCKING OK? WHAT IF A FUCKING SCORPION SHOWS UP AND SHISKEBABS ME?!"
>"Hmmm, I wonder how'd that taste with a little BBQ sauce" Discord wondered as he tapped his chin, then discarded the thought as he pointed to the giant Thunderhooves "Though, we probably should be paying attention to what's going on"
>But you coudn't look away from the fly
"You mind doing something about him first? Please?"

>>29773433
>Discord rolled his eyes as he snapped his paws and made the fly disappear "Baby, it's like you've never seen an insect before. Which is hilarious because I can almost swear you just want to dive into a certain bug's-"
"ALRIGHT OK! GEEZ! DAMMIT! sheesh"
>You exclaim. fucking dammit.
"Let's just listen in alright? Ok? We're supposed to be a team. Just hold off the crap for them....geez"
>"It's called warming up Anon, you know. A bit of a stretch for the ole chaos noodle" Discord said as he did some stretching exercises.
>Yeah..sure.
>You both then poke your heads out from the rock and pay attention to the shaman and Thunderhoove's conversation.
>"Waterbrook, you are wise beyond your years, but surely this premonition is just a dream" Thunderhooves seemed to be worried about something as he spoke
>"It is no dream chief Thunderhooves., it is the future! I have read the stars this night and they tell me a spirit will be coming tonight. One who bears us ill will" The shaman, Waterbrook explains to the chief. With this closer look, you could see her fur was all white, Her body was skinny unlike the other buffalo, and she had a headband. Her face fur went down in front of her entire face. Only revealing her nose.
>"What should we do?" He asked
>"We must prepare ourselves. I have already sent young Little Strongheart to Appleoosa to fetch the supplies we'll need. We must create an effigy of the chief long past to guard us this night." The shaman seemed very adamant on this premonition.
"Huh, do you think she means us? Weird..."
>"How could she mean us? We're a spirit and a human turned colt. Not JUST a spirit. She's just batty" Discord said as he continued spying

>>29773467
"Well, either way. That's a prime setup to go fucking with them. They want to make a statue of their old chief. So get this. Usually how stories and movies go is that when they don't have these things made in time. Weird shit happens. So here's the plan. I'll intercept Little Strongheart. And you wait for the EXACT moment they wonder where she is to work your magic. Start off slow, and work your way up every few minutes. How's that sound?"
>Discord let's out a triumphant laugh "Brillaint! But how do you plan to stall her without revealing who you are?"
"Simple. Just disguise me in a different fur color and we're good. I don't even think I'll need any horn charges for this."
>"Ahh, don't get too sure of yourself Anon. A true master of chaos knows how to handle their magic. So for you. You'll have two charges for this operation. Use them as you see fit. And" Discord snaps his talons, changing your coat and mane into another color "Haha! Now that's a horse of a different color."
>You look at your legs and tap at your chest fluff.
"This'll work. But then there's the problem of actually....actually......shit"
>You looked around and you were in another location.
>and the sun was nearly down too. the area was turning red to blue as things darkened.
>"!"
>And then you hear that familiar ringing.
>You put your hoof to your ear.
>"Anon, You should be at the interception point"
"How do you know she'll be here?"
>"Questioning me already? Anon, just trust in my skills. And I'll trust in your. Anyway, I wish you good luck. Call me if you need anything"
"Alright fine. I'll think of something while I wait."
>You look ahead and you could see Appleoosa in the distance. So you had to be between there and the tribe. Perfect.
>You ducked behind a cactus and waited.

>>29773531
>Then you heard it.
>You could hear Little Strongheart rushing towards your direction.
"Alright, alright. Need a reason for her to stop. A good one..."
>You look at the cactus, actually before that. You look at your horn first. Having realized that it may give you away.
>But when you looked at it, there was nothing there. It seemed you already had a horn on your head. Discord probably did that to make sure you were identified as a unicorn.
>But still...you needed something to stop her
>Then you look at the cactus
>The cactus
"...It can't hurt that much. I've got much tougher skin than a human now. And fur...I only have to pretend it hurts...ok...ok...let's do it"
>You bring your foreleg close to the cactus and wince back a few times, scared to rub against it. Eventually, as you hear her coming close enough that indecision would cause a missed oppurtunity. You decide to slam your leg into the cactus
>Bad move...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>You fall to your side, screaming in pain as the needles of the cactus stuck out from your foreleg
"AAAAAAAAHHHMMNGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
>Then you heard her come to a skidding stop
>"Wh-who's there?" You heard her say. Obviously spooked.
>Half of you weren't even paying attention anymore as you dragged yourself away from the cactus. Moaning in pain.
>"A colt? Out here! Oh no.." Little Strongheart, as you could se eher now, was carrying bags of supplies on her back. She gently let it down as she came over to check on you.

>>29773568
>"Hey! Are you ok? What happened? What are you doing way out here?" She asked you, but you continued to moan until she noticed the needles "Oh no, there's so many of them. G-give me a little time, and I'll help you out" Little Strongheart rushed over to her supplies to take out a small mixing bowl. She had on her side a small bag that looked like it was made of leather or some sort. She took some herbs and put them in the bowl and quickly smashed them up. She then rushed tot he cactus and kicked it without poking her hoof. She made a hole in which water poured out. She took the bowl of mixed herbs and filled it with some of the cactus water. Mixed it again, and rushed over to you. She was damned quick about it too.
>"This is going to really hurt for one second. But trust me, the pain will leave you soon." She explains as she gently tips the bowl over your wounds.
>HOLY FUCK THE PAIN
>You jolt and scream again from the pain and start rolling around.
>But she just stood there. eventually she was looking at you with a confused expression. "Does it really hurt that much?"
"Y-yes! It's the worst pain I've ever..I've ever......wait"
>The pain was gone. You didn't even notice it was gone until she mentioned something.
>But the needles were still in your leg.
"I don't feel anything anymore. What did you do?"
>This was amazing considering no magic was involved.
>"It's a remedy my grandmother taught me that has been passed down our tribe for generations." She explains
"It's amazing"
>"It's just a normal remedy. But you should sit up now. We need to get those needles out of your leg and get it wrapped up. And quick, I'm in a hurry" She was on edge. Of course, she was trying to get those supplies to her tribe.
>You just had to stall her.
"Alright, h-here you are..miss?"
>"Oh, my name is Little Strongheart" She says as she gently grabs your hoof as started to gently pull each needle out. It didn't hurt at all. Amazing. "What's yours?"
"Oh my name is...Deli...meats"

>>29773607
>"Deli meats? Now that's an odd name" She said as she kept carefully pulling needles. "What are you doing out so far from town Deli Meats? It's dangerous out here"
"I was...umm.."
>You really should have thought this through. But, lucky for you. You did have something in mind.
"I'm running away from home"
>"Running away from home?! Why?!" She stopped pulling for a moment from shock. But resumed, now very worried.
"My parents back in Canterlot were always fighting. I couldn't stand it anymore! So I ran away to be a loner out here in the open frontier"

>>29773467
>last night

net died btw

>>29773619
Well, I can't say that I ain't excited for the newest fuck up in the chaos stooges's fuck up historial.

>>29769356
What? Sweetie is gone? Well that's somewhat disappointing.

>>29774363
Yeh, Wando's story went off the rails for some time, becoming something much darker

>>29771050
Ah, I've gotta change a couple of things real quick, but sure! Quick question if you're still popping in here, are our stories going to be in a sub-heading for browsability, or just dumped in with all the others. Just curious.

>>29773619
I'm surprid that erf anon hasn't sexualized little braveheart

>>29774414
I will give them a tag to identify that they follow this thread's prompt, otherwise, they will appear in alphabetical order by author. Sorry I didn't get to this last night, but I shall after work

>>29774363
She ded

>>29774389
>>29775118
wat

>>29774389
>>29775118
I don't know, it seemed like there was humongous potential to develop their relationship. It's a damn shame that was thrown out.
Of course I don't know if she's coming back at all, I haven't seen the update in question myself.

>>29775041
Alrighty then, you can of course put your list together however you would like. Was just wondering.

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>>29773467
>Which is hilarious because I can almost swear you just want to dive into a certain bug's-"
oh my

>>29775712
Are you telling me that you wouldn't tap the bug's ass?

>>29775712
anon you must understand and plug the bug.

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>>29775712
Discord must think that every person who is getting reformed will fall in love with person who reforms him.

>>29775712
You are aware how disgusting she will look like when she shares her love and evolve?

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>>29776140
Better than before?

>>29776140
thats why there is hate sex anon

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>>29776140
I'd still hit it.

>>29776492
Me too

>>29776492
Unf, yeah

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>>29775990
where did you get that from

of course i would

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>>29767725
>>29773619
Hah, these chaos shenanigans are spinning up into a tight fine tizzy.
> Deli Meats
Man, the things you do to mine sides.

>>29769356
Sweetie's Doom was an interesting turn of events. I'd agree with gummy Alberto's relationship with her had potential, but the loss of that has a great deal of plot value too.

>”So, Anon!” Thorax happily asked as the two of you walked back to the cave’s entrance “Tell me! Where are we going?”
“As I’ve told you like five times already, we’re going back to the Crystal Empire to meet Cadence so she can see that you’re not a bad guy. Shining Armor and my bodyguard Aegia are waiting for us outside of this creepy place.”
>”Shining Armor? Oh…” Thorax cringed “D-Don’t you think that he will be… y-you know… a-angry a-at me f-for what happened back in Canterlot?”
“Thorax…”
>You let out a sigh and rolled your eyes… c’mon, you understand that he’s nervous at all but this was starting to get a bit ano-
>But then you turned around and saw how truly scared Thorax was… now you felt angry with yourself, the guy just wanted to know what friendship is, but he’s terrified about the reaction that ponies will have about him…
>…But what do you even say to him? Should you tell a sweet little lie and make Thorax believe that everyone back at the crystal castle was waiting for him with open arms and were ready to forgive him?
>That could work… in the very, very, veeeeeery short term… Shining Armor and Cadence weren’t really happy with the idea of befriending a changeling, which was honestly understandable after what Chrysalis did to them
>If any of those two reacts with negativity, then Thorax will realize that you lied to him, his trust in you will poof away and even worse, the new hope that your new friend has found will be irredeemably destroyed…
>So… you suppose that the best route of action is to be honest with the guy… even if it makes him even more nervous… besides, Twilight preaches that one of the fundamental values of friendship is honesty right? And she’s supposed to be an erudite in friendhip…
>Plus, your mothers have always told you that you must be honest, loyal, generous, kind… and that is kinda expected from a prince… soooooo

>>29778405
“…I won’t sugarcoat you anything mate… Cadence and Shining Armor are still pretty mad about what Chrysalis and your kin almost did. To be more precise: Cadence does hate the changelings with a burning passion and while it took us some time to make Shining Armor understand that he should not harm you… he’s not really that excited about this either… I’m not gonna lie to you Thorax, this is gonna be hard and-“
>Thorax interrupted you with a crazed cackle ”Okay! New Plan! I go back to my hideout and stay there forever!” and then he ran off as fast as his buggy legs allowed him
>Dang! You were too honest!
>You immediately teleport in front of the fleeing changeling making him stop on his tracks
“Thorax, listen to me! Nothing bad will happen to you if-!”
>”Oh, by my grandma’s beard!” Thorax exclaimed with utter horror as he pointed at something that behind you “The Queen is here!”
>You immediately panicked and turned around, casting a shield around you and Thorax
“W-What?! T-Thorax, stay behind me and-!”
>”Nope!” The changeling slapped you on the back of your head, making the spell to short circuit which in turn stunned you for a few moments… and of course he took that opportunity to resume his escape “I’m s-sorry Anon! I r-really a-am! B-But I-I’m n-not ready f-for s-something l-like this yet!”
>Still feeling dizzy and disoriented, you get up… and immediately fall on the ground again… ugh… frickin’ magical shortcuts man…
>Oh c’mon why did you fall for this cheap trick?! You were supposed to be more intelligent than this! Well… at least you could maintain the light spell despite the short circuit… hnnng… okay… your strength was coming back… time to chase a changeling
>You try to teleport… but you only manage to cause yourself a minor headache… You rubbed the back of your head and growled
“Thoraaaax!”

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>>29775118
>Thinking she's dead
>Not thinking about she being safe in the hooves of the changelings
In my story nobody will die, that's a fact.

>>29775624
Oh don't worry about it, it'll get better. Trust me, I'm a mexican.

EL DE ABAJO CAGA SEMEN

>>29778436
>Time to run then! And…HAH! Thank you Moonlight’s training courses! Despite the advantage that Thorax had, you managed to quickly catch up with him and even managed to dodge with the ease the pebbles that Thorax threw at you from time to time
“HAH! You think that will stop me?! Think again! Because I, Prince Anon have been going through the most rigorous of tra- OOF!”
>…You should have paid attention to the snowball that Thorax threw at you instead of bragging… Owwww… at least Moonlight wasn’t here… she would murder you if she saw how clumsy you acted on that one
>You quickly stand up and give your head a little shake only to see…oh no… Thorax was getting closer to that opening… if he hides there there’s no way that you will be able to find him… and you’re sure that he will just look for another hiding spot if you go back and ask Eris for help…
>You try to teleport and… DANG IT! You still couldn’t do more than that lame light spell! And you think that you messed something up this time because you started to feel dizzy again…
>You fall on the ground… the world was spinning and you felt pathetic for not being able to do more… so you yell at Thorax… you yell and pleaded in hopes that he stopped running…
“Thorax please! Don’t go! Listen to me, please! I’m your friend!”
>… but he didn’t stop… you failed… you failed everyone… you failed Thorax…
>”I know! And I do like being your friend! But I don’t want to be destroyed by an angry Princess!” Thorax yelled back “I’m sorry Anon! Maybe w-we can meet another another- AH!” But he was quickly stopped when the poor guy bumped into something… or rather someone
>”Pursuing ze subject zat you were supposed to befriend? Reducing yourself to make useless pleads? Zat is a disappointment, Mon petit. But don’t worry, you are still learning and I’m here now to fix everyzing.”

>>29778546
>Thorax quickly jumped back on his hooves, but this time he started to walk back as Aegia took a few steps forward “W-W-Who are y-you?” Thorax asked with fear
>”Hoh?” Aegia raised an eyebrow as she lighted a lamp, revealing her face “I zought zat by zis point, ze prince would have already told you about his dear guarde du corps”
>Thorax quickly darted back to where you were and hid behind you “A-A-Anon w-who’s that s-scary m-mare?”
>You slowly stood up and walked to Thorax’s side giving him a small pat on the back
“That’s my bodyguard…Thorax, this is Aegia. Aegia, this is Thorax.”
>”B-But y-you s-said t-that she w-was g-guarding the cave’s e-entrance…” Thorax asked while trembling in fear
>You couldn’t respond with anything else but a shrug
“I honestly thought that too…”
>”Oh, Mon Petit…” Aegia let out a chuckle “You didn’t really zink zat I would have let you go in here wizout any kind of extra protection, right?”
“I was hoping that you did had a backup plan, with that said I have to ask, how in the world you got in here without me noticing it? I mean, the entrance is that way… And you came from the exact opposite direction…and as far as I know, there’s only one way to get in here.”
>”Mon Petit…” Aegia sighed in disappointment “Zere’s a zing called “reconnaissance” I scouted ze area and found anozer way to enter. Ze only reason why I didn’t catch wiz you sooner is because…” Aegia gently shrugged “I’m no General Moonlight. I can’ see in ze dark as good as her nor do I possess her keen senses when… as she puts it “I hunt my prey””
>”As for zis cute changeling here, I have to make a warning” Aegia gave Thorax an ice cold stare “If you hurt even one of ze hairs on ze prince’s mane, zen…” With movements that were too fast for your mind to register, Aegia threw one of the daggers that she was carrying, slicing a nearby stalagmite in half “I can guarantee you zat going back to Chrysalis will look like a vacation in Prance compared to what I will do to you”

>>29778558
>Thorax quickly dashed behind you and was now using you as a shield to protect himself from Aegia ”A-Anon, w-why is y-your bodyguard s-so scary?”
>”Oh monsieur Zorax! As long as you play by mes règles, you have nozing to worry about!” Aegia giggled… and that only made her look creepier
>Oh dear! This went from promising to a dumpster fire stupidly fast! You have to calm Thorax, you MUST to! The poor guy was on the brink of a nervous breakdown
>You gulped and mustered all the courage that you had…
“And neither have you, Aegia! Thorax never hurt me! He’s my friend, right Thorax? Eh… Thorax? Buddy?”
>Why he didn’t answer? You looked back and…
“MAN! This is the worst moment to be a coward!”
>”Y-You clearly d-don’t know w-what you’re t-talking a-about A-Anon. T-this IS t-the best moment to b-be a coward!” Thorax said as he hid behind you again
>You turned to Thorax, placed your hooves on his shoulders and gave him a rough shake
“Listen to me, man! I know that you’re scared of Aegia, heck I’m scared of her most of the time, but think! You have to pony up! You left the hive and traveled for who knows how long in search of friendship, and you have already found one! Me! You have already done the hardest part!“
>”B-But…” Thorax gulped “I-I’m s-scared … w-what if e-everypony else j-just… hates me”
“C’mon man! Don’t think like that! You are this close to have all the friendships that you dreamed about! You can’t give up now!”
>”B-But what about Princess Cadence?!” Thorax cried out “! I-I don’t know h-how I’m even going to talk t-to her after what h-happened! I can’t d-do this A-Anon… I h-have never done s-something like this!”
“Then…”
>You gave Thorax a confident smirk and extended your hoof to him

>>29778562
“It’s good that you’re not doing this alone, eh Thorax? Or did you forget that we’re friends? I will be there with in every step of the way, so if you crash and burn, I will crash and burn with you… err”
>You rubbed the back of your head and gave Thorax a little awkward smile… sheesh, that last part sounded a lot cooler on your head
“But that won’t happen, and you know why? Because it’s clear to me and I bet it will be to everyone who talks to you for more than ten seconds that you’re far from evil, that your bug’s heart aches for friendship… you can do this Thorax, we can do this, it’ll be hard sure, but everything will be fine… we just need to have faith”
>”O-Okay…” Thorax grabbed your hoof and slowly stood up “I-I will try…”
>You gave Thorax a light punch on the shoulder
“That’s the spirit!”
>”Yeah…” Thorax awkwardly chuckled as he rubbed the back of his neck “S-Sorry for r-running away and t-throwing you a bunch of s-stuff… a-and you know… making your magic go haywire”
“Hah!”
>You rolled your eyes as you gave Thorax a little smile
“No hard feelings man, it’s not the first time that I have had a magical short circuit, that stuff is kinda normal to me… I’m sorry that my bodyguard scared you like that though…”
>”Don’t worry…” Thorax waved his hoof “I was raised by an ancient evil queen, that stuff is kind of normal to me”
>You and Thorax looked at each other’s eye for a brief second and then started laughing at how silly this whole thing was
>”Speaking of zat…” Aegia stepped in “I suppose zat ze young prince has already told you zat Chrysalis is already looking for you, non?”
>… dang it Aegia…
>”No, but eeeeh, he really didn’t need to…” Thorax shrugged “Once you leave the hive, it’s pretty much guaranteed that she will send somepony after you for… you know…” Thorax made a motion of slicing his neck… and yeah, you and Aegia got the message
“And you still choose to look out for friendship despite knowing that? Sheesh man, that’s pretty hardcore”

>>29778573
>Seriously, this guy knows that an ancient psychopath is actively looking for him and he is taking it like a champ… you really don’t know if you would have that kind of guts really, the fact that he was all on his own before you met him is even more impressive… this Thorax was seriously brave… or even more idiotic than your alternate self.
>”I-I don’t know w-what hardcore means b-but…” Thorax smiled sheepishly “Thanks!”
>But before you could say anything else, Aegia flew past you and said with an authoritative tone “We can’t stay here forever. Princess Cadence is waiting for us, so let’s start moving.” And with that, she started marching towards the cave’s entrance
>You and Thorax quickly nodded and started marching in silence towards the cave’s entrance with Aegia following you closely behind
>”I never said zat you weren’t allowed to talk…” Aegia giggled once she noticed how silent you two had become “In fact, monsieur Zorax…”
>”Y-Yes?” Thorax replied with a shy voice
>”After you have your audience wiz ze Princess, would you mind telling moi what a changeling commando is?”
>”Huh? Uh… well.. eh… sure!” Thorax gulped as he looked back at Aegia with a nervous smile “T-That’s what f-friends d-do, right?”
>”Sure…” Aegia chuckled “Just not in my line of work”
>”Anon…” Thorax whispered to you “I-I’m still scared of that mare”
>You rolled your eyes and whispered back
“That’s normal mate, she’s like the top pony in the secret service… I think that part of their job description is to be scary or something, I honestly don’t know much about those guys, just that they battle really nasty stuff”
>”Zat’s right!” Aegia suddenly raised her tone, making you and Thorax flinch “Ze service has plenty of expertise in dealing wiz obscure and dangerous zreats. So you better keep in mind my little warning, monsieur Zorax.”

>>29778678
>”Y-Yes!” Thorax quickly nodded as he rapidly dashed behind you “I’ll keep that i-in mind!”
>And there was another moment of awkward silence, but just like last time, it didn’t last long since Thorax whispered to you ”Hey Anon, I have a question for you…”
>You shrugged
“Sure, fire away…”
>Thorax happily nodded ”Okay, sooo… umm… Why do you talk so weird?”
>… You narrowed your eyes at Thorax and angrily growled…
“Hmmm?”
>Thorax immediately flinched and started to go on another nervous breakdown ”O-Oh! P-Please d-don’t get m-mad! I-it’s just that I was w-wondering why y-you s-say stuff like anyone and someone instead of… y’know… anypony, somepony and things like that”
“Oh! That! Meh, don’t worry man, I don’t mind”
>You let out a little chuckle as you friendly “punched” Thorax’s shoulder
“It’s kinda simple and it has to do with where I came from, but you see…eeeh… before I tell you everything… lemme ask something to Aegia”
>You looked at Aegia… better not screw this by releasing unnecessary info that might earn you one of her glares
“Oi Aegia, are you fine if I tell Thorax about my past?”
>”Normally zat would unadvisable. Telling any kind of exploitable information to ze enemy is somezing zat you should avoid at all costs, but…” Aegia shrugged “I don’t see any enemy around here”
“Hah! Did ya hear that, Thorax?!”
>You gently hit his chest with your hoof
“I told you that once ponies actually meet you, they would become your friends”
>”Y-yeah…” Thorax turned to Aegia with a hopeful smile on his face “T-Thank you miss Aegia…”
>”I never said anyzing about being friends…” Aegia shook her head “I just confirmed zat you are not our enemy”
>”Still, considering w-what I-I am…” Thorax sighed, his face had a hint of sadness “I-I know t-that it’s h-hard to e-even say something like that, so… t-thanks f-for not considering m-me y-your enemy…”

>>29778766
>”It may be hard for untrained ponies…” Aegia replied with a monotonous tone “But in my line of work, it’s vital to distinguish who is an ally and who wants to put your head in a trophy room. Now if I’m not mistaken, ze prince was about to answer ze question you made.”
>Heh… always serious when working, aren’t you Aegia? A little tiring at times, but you guess that her professionalism is what made your moms to hire her as your bodyguard
“Yeah… well… you’re probably gonna think that I’m taking you for a fool, but what I’m about to tell you it’s nothing but the truth, so you better keep your mind open, alright?”
>”A-Alright! Y-You are m-my friend and I t-trust you” Thorax replied with confidence… well, the most similar thing to confidence that he has been able to gather… it was like… Canadian confidence, not low but not very high either.
>Now that you think about it, Thorax is the most Canadian thing that you have encountered so far. Not very assertive, creepingly polite and kind… and he could live in a frozen cave for months… Thorax could very well be the unofficial mascot of Canada….
>And you just got derailed… awww shoot! And you were on your way to break your record on staying focused for the longest period of time… Oh well, you win some, you lose some
>”Anon…” Thorax gently poked you “Are you okay?”
“Yeah… I was just thinking about something… say, Thorax do you… like maple syrup?”
>Thorax slowly shook his head as he shrugged ”I don’t think so…why?”
“Ah, just curious, don’t think too hard about that…”
>Thorax raised an eyebrow and gave you a funny look ”You sure?”
“Yeah, I’m sure! Let’s go back to our main topic…”
>What were you even going to say? Something about your past…hmmm… oh, that’s right!
“What I’m about to tell ya IS pretty heavy stuff, so you better not flip out on me, alright?”
>”Alright…” Thorax nodded

>>29778775
“Well, as you are surely aware, I was adopted by Luna and Celestia, They are my moms and I love them with all my heart, everything normal there, the thing is… I don’t come from any equestrian orphanage”
>”Oh! S-So you a-are from another kingdom then? Hmmm, weird…” Thorax rubbed his chin as he gave you a quick glance “You don’t have a Saddle Arabian accent…soooo… Britneigh?”
>… Did he say that you were british? Did you have yellow teeth? No wait, he was using your accent to try and tell where did you come from, so that con only mean… man, you gotta stop saying “mate” so frickin’ much!
“Nope! I’m from another dimension.”
>”What…” Thorax gave you a thousand yard stare
“You heard that right…”
>You let out a sigh… the thought of your old world… your past life… it was kinda depressing to even think about that…
“I come from another dimension, what happened to it is not something that I really want to talk about, the only thing that you have to know is that if Eris didn’t gave everything to keep me safe and if Discord hadn’t saved me… I wouldn’t be here talking with you… but yeah, that’s why I speak like that and I know that it’s hard to believe but-“
>”I believe you” Thorax quickly interrupted you
“R-Really?”
>”Yeah!” Thorax happily nodded “You believed in me right? W-What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t do the same things for you?”
“Heh… thanks Thorax… sooo…”
>You placed your hoof around Thorax’s neck and gave him a little budge
“Why don’t ya tell me a story about yourself? I’m sure that you have some fun ones”
>”I-I don’t know…” You could see that Thorax’s insecurity was coming back at full force… man, poor guy, he really had self-esteem problems.
>You gave him another little budge as you said with a cam voice
“C’mon! I know you can do it!”
>”Ah… well…” Thorax tapped his chin “O-Okay… b-but don’t get a-angry if t-they aren’t fun…”

>>29778796
>And once Thorax started… there was no way to shut him up, he kept telling these stories about how he screwed up mission after mission because he never could bring himself to hurt another living being… even if that earned him the hate from the hive and Chrysalis
>You had to admit, they were actually incredibly funny. Thorax seemed to always get into all sorts of whacky problems thanks to a combination of his inability to do evil and him having the worse luck.
>And the best part was that every time you laughed, Thorax laughed too, heck, you could even heard Aegia chuckling from time to time…
>”… A-And then, the imperator of Brayzil discovered that his loyal tiger was actually me… And since the whole mission failed thanks to me, I-I had to hide from both the imperator and my kin…”
“Sheesh man, how did you get out of that one?”
>”W-well…” Thorax looked away in embarrassment “I got inside the kitchen and hid myself on a fruit bowl by transforming into a pineapple… it’s just that I didn’t know that queen Chrysalis was also part of the mission. She was disguised as the ambassador from another kingdom and was having a dinner with the king of Brayzil…. And I also didn’t know that the fruit bowl was going to be part of that dinner… you can imagine the surprise of everypony when that king tried to taste that deliciously looking pineapple…”
>You snickered… then giggled… and then you simply couldn’t contain your laughter any longer
“Aahahahahah! Oh man, that’s rich! And what happened then?!”
>”The imperator got into the room… and then my kin… and then queen Chrysalis changed into her real form… but I have to say that her argument about how I was her second ambassador and that she only wanted peace and love based on fruits was pretty good”
“With those diplomatic skills of yours, I bet that my moms would hire you as our new ambassador!”

>>29778818
>You put a serious face and tried to imitate your mom Celestia’s voice
““Ambassador Pineapple! You’ll be representing me on the show floor today. Now go out there and work your magic!””
>Thorax started laughing too “HAHAHA! Maybe I could say that I’m “Thorax: the ambassador of Pineapplestan”!”
>You and Thorax continued laughing… until you heard Shining Armor’s voice “Seems like you made a new friend, huh lil’ bro?” And that of course, killed off the mood immediately… dang… you didn’t realize that you were already at the cave’s entrance.
“Oh… wassup bro… How long have you-“
>But you were cut off when Shining Armor moved you to a side and started inspecting Thorax “So, this is the one million bit changeling…” He then looked at Aegia and asked with a gruff voice “Is he okay?”
>Aegia nodded “Oui. I failed to detect any ill will from him. I don’t zink zat he will try anyzing stupid…”
“C’mon bro! You don’t have to be like this, Thorax is fine, he-“
>”I HAVE to be like this lil’ bro.” Shining Armor quickly interrupted you “He is a changeling and from my personal experience, they’re always up to no good. So it’s my duty to protect the crystal ponies and my wife from any danger.”
“Just trust me bro, he’s not evil”
>”I trust you, lil’ bro. That’s the only reason why I haven’t blasted him back to his hive, now…” Shining Armor glared at the now scared Thorax “You better change into something that isn’t your normal form. I don’t want more problems than what we already have…”
>Thorax lowered his head as he replied with a pretty depressed ”O-Okay…”

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>>29778841
“Thorax, come on…”
>You placed your hoof around his neck and gave him a gentle shake
“We knew that Shining Armor wouldn’t be cool with this right out from the gate, but give it time alright? As I told you, we just need to have faith…”
>”Yeah…” Thorax sighed as he transformed into a small colt with blue fur and black mane “Yeah, you’re right… as you said… I have already come this far, I can’t give up now…”
“That’s the attitude man…”


Hope that you guys liked it, I will update the pastebin tomorrow. Also, I did went through the initial chapters and they were written so horribly that I felt that it was necessary to update them a little, fix grammar stuff and improve the narrative style. If you guys are curious, the first two chapters are already updated.

>>29778858
Thorax x PhD Anon is the official OTP of the thread now

>>29773942
welp. the net is doing its shit where it won"t let me connect to things

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>>29778858
I updated the pastebin! So he's the link for those who prefer to read y story there!
https://pastebin.com/EwBa81Ms

>>29779132
Maybe, but I have to admit that PHD and Thorax friendship feels so natural that I can't help but to love their interactions

>>29779370
Is this actually a half life crossover?

>>29779422
it sorta is. There's nothing really from Half Life other than PhD's old place of work.

>>29779422
Kinda? I mean, my Anon's old work place is Black Mesa in everything but name. Though I have made so many references to half life that I'm kinda dissapointed that no one has ever called me on my shit.

If you're a new reader, then what will come next are minor spoilers for the whole story For realism and imersion sake, every single visual description that has been made of the gargantuan facility where PhD worked at was based in Black Mesa rather than the original HL1

The obvious example is that PhD worked at a massive facility located in black mesa, new mexico

PhD has mentioned several times that he despised the guys who worked at the anomalous materials department and has pointed their reactor as something that would surely end the world someday

I'm amazed that no one has ever pointed out that PhD's office was located in the office complex that you actually go through at the beggining of the game. Not only did he mention that anomalous materials was downstairs, there's a chapter where he returns to the human world, the layout that is described is almost a carbon copy of the office complex map

Just like Black Mesa, PhD's work place is heavily resguarded by the US military

The place has an automated transit system. Its's the exact same as Black Mesa and the described route that it takes is also the exact same one that you see in half life. Not only that, the automated voice says almost the same things that you hear at the very beggining of half life

PhD has mentioned that the place needed to use a dam and a nuclear reactor to power the entire place, he blamed the anomalous materials reactor for that

I'm sure there's many more calls to Black Mesa. I also do a lot of subtle and sometimes not so subtle references to star trek tng and ds9

>>29779470
What about Thorax and PhD?

>>29779488
How I write Thorax was somewhat inspired by the movie True Stories, his friendship with PhD is inspired by the movies stand by me and o brother where art thou? to some extent. Oh and every dream sequence has been inspired by Satoshi Kon, Lynch and Jorodowski stuff

>>29773619
>"I don't think that's right. In my tribe, we have a belief that all families care and help one another, but may sometimes have a disagreement. I think that's all it might be. You didn't need to come all the way out here Deli Meats. Why don't you..." She stopped for a moment and looked on ahead. She knew she had to get the supplies in on time. But as she then looked back at Appleoosa. She knew she couldn't just leave you here. "Why don't you come with me back to town? The ponies there can help you get back to your family" She says as she finishes wrapping up your leg.
>You know. You thought you'd feel bad about this. But you really have no connection to the buffalo. And since it was a prank. There was no danger of any of them getting hurt anyway. Not like you had to form a bond anyway. You were Deli Meats now.
"O-ok...omph!"
>You stand up and let yourself fall forward.
>"W-what's wrong?" Little Strongheart asked as she helps you up
"I-I dunno...I just feel really weak for some reason. And thirsty too"
>"Weak and Thirsty..." It then hit Little Strongheart, and made her worry grow. "How long have you been out here?"
"Couple days"
>Now she felt dread "...without food or water?"
"W-well, that's why I was trying to open up that cactus...I wanted water"
>Haha! It's like it writes itself.
>Little Strongheart goes to the supplies and takes out a flask and brings it to you "I don't have any food with me. But you should drink this. All of it"
"What is it?"
>You ask as you take the flask
>"Water"
>Obviously. But, you keep up the act. and pretend to be unable to open the cap.
"I-I can't open it"
>"Don't worry, I can help with that" Little Strongheart took the flask,opened it, and handed it back to you "Here."
"Thanks."
>You take the flask and swig down the water. But, to keep up the act. You pant and rub your tummy.
"Now I just feel hungry...ngh. I can barely move.."
>You let yourself fall on your back.

>>29779533
>LIttle Strongheart was in a dilemma. She knew she couldn't leave you here. But she couldn't fit you and the supplies on her back. She had to choose one.
>"Alright. Give me a minute and I'll get you back into town myself. I just need to hide my supplies behind those rocks over there." She said before rushing off to huddle the supplies into hiding.
>The moment she was away. You put your hoof to your ear.
"Discord, yo, you there?"
>"Oh, these things are simply convenient. I'm surprised I never thought of making them myself. Imagine putting on in Twilight's ear. She'd never figure out where that beeping was coming from."
"Discord...come on. Focus on the prank, not on Twilight."
>"I am focused Anon. But they haven't begun to worry yet. All they are talking about is how their ancestors will drive back this evil spirit that will soon descend upon them. It's all hogwash. So then, how are you doing?"
"Good so far. I have her stalled but she's trying to get me back into town. I'm running out of ideas"
>"So? Use the horn then. Things will streamline once we get things started."
"...ahhh, I don't want to waste a charge."
>"A good mischief maker knows when to use their magic and use it with efficiency. If you can't stall her, then you'll have to do it"
"Alright alright. I'll figure something out then. Anon out"
>Little Strongheart finished hiding her supplies and came back to you as she lowered herself. "Alright Deli Meats, let's get you back into town."
"Do I have to? I-I think I was doing fine...erm. Can I just be a buffalo instead? It seems pretty cool."
>"Everypony has a place they belong Deli Meats. Your family needs you, they are probably very worried. So let's get you back to town so the ponies there can get you home before anything bad happens." She urges you to jump up on her back.
"Mmm...ok and WHATS THAT?!"
>You point towards the supplies.

>>29779585
>>29779585
>"What?!" Little Strong heart stood up and looked around. But she didn't see anything "What's wrong? what did you see?"
"I-I thought I saw a monster. I guess I was wrong"
>She was now worried your hunger was getting to you, but now there was a problem. At least for her.
>Her hoof suddenly got stuck in between some small rocks. But with all her strength. She couldn't move them
>Of course she couldn't. Because the rocks were actually just an edged part of a boulder hidden under the ground. Bent exactly in a way to trap her.
>Your magic of course.
>"My hoof! Oh no...Oh no, c'mon!" But try as she might. She couldn't get loose. Not until a few minutes anyway. By then, Discord should have something cooked up
"W-what's wrong?"
>"My hoof is caught in between these rocks. I cannot get it out!" She tried her best but to no avail
>You scooch over to her leg and take a closer look
"Yep, it looks pretty stuck. Do you have any butter or oil?"
>"No, do you see any way to get those rocks loose?" She asks you
"Nope"
>"I don't have time for this. The entire tribe is depending on me!" She was struggling harder and harder but still she couldn't do anything.
"Yep, you're stuck pretty good. Hold on, let me see if there's anything in those supply thingys that can help."
>you adorably waddled over to the supplies. Little Strongheart wasn't objecting at this point. anything to be free.
>You went to the side so you wouldn't be seen and call Discord again.
"Discord, what's your status?"
>"Ohh, sounding all official now. Well Anon, they have finally began to worry about where the supplies are. Good work, give it a minute or two and be sure to look out on the southern horizon for my signal. It'll be obvious."
"Gotcha, I'll be ready"
>You remove your hoof from your ear and begin to pretend to look for something.
>"Found anything yet?" She asked
"Nope, but I'll keep looking"

>>29779682
>And so you continued to falsely search. Up until the point you hear thunder.
>Was it time?
>You look back to see ominous clouds swirling in the distance.
"W-what's that?!"
>"I don't kn-" Then her eyes went wide when she saw where the clouds were swirling over "OH NO! THE TRIBE!" She immediately tries to escape once again. And that's when the time ran out. And she pulled out so hard her roundish body caused her to roll backwards right into the supplies like a fucking bowling ball.
>STRIKE!
>You giggled silently as the top mounted supplies just fell to the ground, a large supply of molding tools bouncing right off her head.
>It was just like a cartoon.
"A-are you alright?"
>you say sounding concerned. But you were just holding back laughter.
>"I-I'm fine. Deli Meats. Please, you have to gather your strength and follow me." She said as she quickly started to reorganize and tie together the supplies and put them on her back.
"I dunno, what's so weird about swirly clouds and..w-w-w-woah!"
>The ground started to tremor, Knocking Little Strongheart down on her side. Making her get up quickly and reorganize the supplies once again. This was pretty damn funny at this point.
>And then you could hear the buffalo, even from this distance, scream like little girls and panic.
>Oh man, it sounded great. You had to get over there now.
"I think I can run. This seems really important. Lead the way!"
>And with that word, Little Strongheart ran as fast as she could towards the village as you followed as quick as your little legs could take you.

>>29779714
>When you both arrived at the village. It was pandemonium. Mothers hiding their children. Warrior Buffalo either hiding like cowards or swiping at nothing. The Shaman was dancing about screaming for the spirits to leave them be. And the sky was nothing but a swirling vortex at this point that was getting an odd green glow.
>Little Strongheart immediately rushed towards the chief's teepee. She hadn't realized how bad things got.
>"!"
>Discord was calling.
>you slipped away behind some water barrels and answered the call.
>"Anon, ohhhh Anon. What do you think? And this is only the start"
"It's awesome. It looks like you really got them good. Their freaking out all over the fucking place."
>"And this is just the warm up. But before I continue, you are enjoying this. Aren't you?"
>You look back, you could see three buffalo on top of each other actually trying to spin the opposite direction of the clouds to make it go away. That's fucking hilarious.
"Oh yeah, this is some good shit"
>"Then it's time for phase two"
"Phase two?"
>Suddenly, sky opened up with a green light as skeleton buffalo started to run down from the sky.
>"It's our ancestors! they are angry with us!"
>"How do we fight them?!"
>"Should we fight them?!"
>"Quick, we must appease them with water! OR food! OR...QUICK THROW FOOD!"
>"I WANT MY MOTHER, I BECAME A WARRIOR TO DEFEND MY TRIBE. NOT FIGHT SCARY GHOSTS!"
>"MAYBE I ANGERED THEM! ME!? I DID! I HAD TO OF! TAKE ME OLD ANGRY SPIRITS SO YOU MAY SPARE MY TRIBE!"
>But they just pass through him
>"....ok, I didn't. So do...do..do I just...I'm...no..i'm just going to lay down"
>Oh yeah...this was fucking funny. They've obviously never had to deal with this before. Their own warrior "spirit was shattering instantly. You wondered how Thunderhooves and Little Strongheart was reacting.

>>29779872
well the net decided to be an ass most of the night. my apologies. especially since "the sleep time" night is soon

>>29778483
i dont speak taco but i know cum when i see it

Aaaaand we're back.

>>29780142
Good, the whole merge thing was starting to get annoying.

>>29780228
I thought it was comfy
And hilarious, really hilarious.

>>29779872
>You went sneaking around the small village as Buffalo went into hiding, some tried to strike at the spirits, others lost their nerve near instantly.
>And the sky was just getting worse as things go on.
>Eventually you found Thunderhooves speaking to Little Strongheart as she explained what happened. You hid behind a teepee as they spoke.
>"Little Strongheart, what happened? What took you so long?" Thunderhooves said in a stoic fashion. Oddly enough he looked worried, but he wasn't spazzing. He was keeping his nerve.
>Which is less than what you can say for Little Strongheart "I'm sorry Chief Thunderhooves. But..but..there was a colt in trouble along the way. He was hurt and he had been travelling the wilderness by himself for days without food or water. I couldn't just...I'm sorry" She looked like she was going to cry "T-this is all my fault. I feel that I should have just done what I was told."
>"Ahh, there you are" You hear Discord from on top of your head as he moved your mane like bushes as he looked ahead "What do you think?"
"It's great. these ghosts are just floating around and wailing and it's making them all go nuts. I didn't think any of these buffalo were even capable of crying. Hell.."
>You point to the Shaman Waterbrook in the distance. Who was dancing around like an idiot as she waved a stick around.
"They really can't figure this out at all. It's hilarious. So we're going to keep this up then suddenly leave right?"
>"Exactly, of course. We'll stay a little longer after we put everything away just to see their reaction and....hrn?" Discord then notices Thunderhooves just looking about with a stoic face "What's with him?"
"Dunno, either he's going to explode on the girl buffalo or he's going to have the biggest freakout out of all of them. It'll be great"

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>>29780228
It was great, what are you talking about?

The board is still up by the way, will be for some time.

>>29780824
>"Oh really?" Discord snaps his talons as you both appear across from him and Little Strongheart. Obviously invisible as they didn't detect either of you. You were both now on lawn chairs. A bag of popcorn on your belly. "Then let's get a good view of the show eh?" Discord says with a smirk as he drinks from a straw.
>But he just continued to stare, making Little Strongheart uneasy. Even moreso due to the wailing ghosts.
>"C-chief Thunderhooves?" She stammered
"OH man, here it comes!"
>You were shoveling popcorn into your mouth. so much so that Discord passed you a drink.
>"Oh yes, the fruits of our labor is about to spring up. This was so easy. The entire village will end up in a psyche ward for a couple of days after this. It'll be glorious"
>Both of you gazed in awe as he finally made an actual movement.
>This was it!
>"You made the right decision, a young child in need cannot be abandoned under any circumstances. Besides, I believe it was wrong of us to try to settle this matter by summoning our ancient chief to quell the angered spirit of our own kin" Thunderhooves explained.
"....oh no"
>"Oh no? What's going on? What is he blathering about?" Discord was confused
>...you REALLY hoped it wasn't going to turn out like you think it was.
"...I dunno yet..."
>"C-chief Thunderhooves?" Little Strongheart seemed confused herself about what was going on.
>"Do not worry. I understand now. As the leader of this tribe it is my duty to handle situations like these myself. These are OUR ancestors that we have somehow upset. And I will ask them for their mercy and try to understand what exactly has angered them. We all must stand as one. But if I can't stand as a leader, then I can no longer call myself the chief of this tribe. If you brought that child here. Tend to him. I will face these spirits myself."
>....oh GODDAMMIT!
"Booo!"
>You throw your popcorn at the ground.
>"What? What just happened?" Discord was heavily confused now
>You knew exactly what happened.

>>29781026
>You watched as Little Strongheart went to find you as Thunderhooves stepped towards the fire and stared deeply into it as the ghosts randomly flew and screamed.
>You just plant the side of your head on your hoof, looking bored
"It's a stupid fucking trope, that's what. He saw his brethren going nuts and being scared out of their minds and felt helpless. Now he's going to stand up to our power and try to stop the ghosts."
>"Well, he can't. It's up to me to decide when they go away and it simply won't happen just because he grew a few extra nerves." Discord was getting frustrated as he could see the chief speak and stare into the fire with unwavering determination.
"Relax, relax. I still have a charge left. Let me put a little human ingenuity into this. As you say Discord. It'll be hilarious"
>You tap at your horn and aim right at the fire. The fire turns a ghastly green as a Buffalo head with bleeding eyes and rotting skin rises from the flame as crazy ugly insects and vermin drop from it's underside or through the holes they were boring through it's rotted flesh. "CHIEF THUNDERHOOVES! YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. I AM THE CULMINATION OF ALL OF YOUR TRIBES FAILINGS. RESIGN YOURSELF TO MADNESS JUST AS YOUR BRETHREN HAVE"
>"Ohhhhh, now that's good" Discord takes a snapshot of the buffalo head.
"I know right? There's no way he can stand against that"
>But he did. He didn't even flinch. "You are but a spirit of my doubt. Doubt I no longer have.Whatever darkness has descended here. I will lead my tribe to the light. We respect what you have done within your life. But unless you let us know what we have done, I will not just give up. There can be no peace among the living and the departed unless we come to an understanding"
>You crushed your own soda cup between your hooves
"HOW CAN HE NOT BE SCARED OF THAT?! IT'S HORRIFYING!"

>>29781118
>And even worse still. As he continued his speech. The other buffalo began to notice and stare in awe at their chief's bravery. And all began, one by one, to stand beside him.
>"Anon..it's not working" Discord was getting aggravated watching them all stand together in unison and harmony.
"Hey, I just used my second charge. Why don't you do something then? Instead of complaining."
>"A little destruction from the divine should heat things up! Watch this Anon" Discord slammed his paw digit down. Bringing a lightning bolt right onto the chief's teepee. Making it burst into flames.
>But even then. He stood proud. And the ghosts were starting to disappear.
"....Not even lightning? Goddammit..."
>You fell back on your chair and wiped your head as you already threw in the towel on this one.
"It's over. We just helped him learn some valuable lesson instead of causing some crazy chaos"
>"......." Discord sighed "Is that it? I could have sworn this was going to be easy"
"Never underestimate the power of a cheap saturday morning lesson. The guy must have been having issues about being a leader earlier."
>"And what exactly does that mean for us?" Discord asked
"....It means our little prank was the challenge he needed to get himself back together,"
>Discord's eyebrows twisted as his horns began to melt. His eyes bursting in flames from his fury "SO WE DID ALL THIS FOR NOTHING?! WE HELPED THEM LEARN SOME DUMB LESSON ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND UNITY?! I HAAAATE THAT! I GAVE UP SOME EXTRA TIME I HAD WITH FLUTTERSHY FOR THIS!"
>Suddenly, the chairs began to catch fire. You had to hop off lest you burn into ashes.
"Holy crap! Discord calm down"
>"CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?!?!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU CALM!" Discord roared as he zipped into the sky and turned into a colossal Buffalo ghost.
>...oh no

>>29781224
>"CHIEF THUNDERHOOVES! SO IT SEEMS YOU GREW A BACKBONE! BUT ARE YOU READY TO FACE OFF THE GREATEST OF YOUR ANCESTORS? CHIEF BALLOONBUTT?" The Discord Buffalo Ghost roared to him from the sky.
>The other buffalo began murmuring to themselves.
>hell, you were trying to fucking figure out what he was doing at this point. Balloonbutt? seriously?
>"Chief, I am afraid I've never heard of you before" Thunderhooves replied
>"OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T. MY GREATNESS WAS SO LEGENDARY THAT I HAD MYSELF STRICKEN FROM SAID LEGENDS AS TO GIVE YOU LESSER CHIEFS A CHANCE. BUT NOW I AM HERE AND I AM ANGRY AND I DEMAND RETRIBUTION! NOW!"
>The buffalo seemed to be getting worried again. But Thunderhooves, still, did not falter. "I understand. All I want is peace. Please tell us what we have done to upset you."
>The buffalo ghost pointed to a small box next to a teepee "THAT BOX HAS BEEN THERE FOR A FEW DAYS AND HAS BEEN OBSTRUCTING MY VIEW OF THE GROUND UNDER IT! I WANT IT MOVED!"
>"....That's it?" Thunderhooves asked
>"THAT'S IT!" The ghost yelled.
>"...ok then." He nodded to one of the buffalo, who moved the box very slightly. "...do you feel better now?"
>"YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And then the ghost disappeared as the sky became calm and clear.
>Discord appeared beside you with an accomplished smile on his face.
>..wut?
"...the hell was that?"
>"Well if I wasn't going to be able to spook them. Then I'd at least force them to move something just because I told them to. All in all, I'd call this a successful night." Discord said with accomplishment plastered on his face. "And look at how confused they all are. I'd say I managed to recover this entire operation. give me some hoof" Discord holds his paw out at you.
>...every part of you told you you should just walk away from this fucking disaster.
>But then you heard Little Strongheart screaming that she lost you. And she was running around in a panic.
"....ok, now it's good"
>You clap your hoof at Discord's paw

>>29781411
>Discord gave you a warm smile as he snapped his talons. making you both appear in your room.
"Ya know, it wasn't that bad. That was fun."
>"It was. But do you know what the best part of it was?" Discord said as he snapped his talons. Changing you back to normal.
"What's that?"
>"That we stuck with it until the end. You and me Anon. Sure we didn't get the exact results we wanted but it was fun nonetheless."
"Yeah, it was kinda fun. And while short. We did pretty good together. You know, it's exactly what I needed actually."
>"Oh? And how's that? champ" Discord said as he stretched his talons up and down. Then clipped the edges with the claws of his paws.
"I feel better. A lot better. I guess I really was focusing on Chrysalis so much. And look, things worked out for the buffalo because Thunderhooves came to believe in himself...even though I had no idea he was having doubts. All I need to do is believe in myself and things will be fine."
>"Good! That's very good to hear. Especially since tomorrow we'll be attending that silly little parenting class. Remember, for Fluttershy. We need to be all smiles."
>You yawn as you climb into bed
"Yeah...what about Chrysalis though?"
>"You let me worry about that Anon." Discord puts your blanket over you and gives you a gentle pat on the head.
"Alright. and come on, cooome on. I'm not actually a colt you know."
>You gently bat his paw away. Not too hard. It wasn't that bad. Just a little embarrassing.
>"Oh you are. At least in body. And as part of the family and......" Discord stops as he realizes something "Ok, let's stop right there. I've had too many mushie moments with you for one generation. I'm off to bed."

>>29781513
>....awww
"Alright...good night. Seeya tomorrow...Dad."
>Discord stopped before he teleported away. And looked to the side "You really don't get it do you, I said I'm not going to be mushie right now...son"
>You smirked
"I think that last word was enough. I just hope everything really does go well tomorrow. Try to go easy on Chrysalis. Huh?"
>"I might. Sweet Dreams Anon" Discord says as he does a simple single wave
"You too"
>And then he left. And sleep time came once again.

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The surge of /pol/fags require us to bump this thread early

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bump my friends we are back rolling

>>29782489
rolling~

Elo, you fool, you misspelled "unforeseen" in the tittle of each chapter of your fic in your pastebin

>>29782841
Hah

>>29781411
Hah, this was fucking great. Discord and Anon got defeated by cartoon logic and thanks to his childish salt, Discord just called up a petty victory, at least Anon is calmer now, that is good.

>>29782068
>>29782489
>>29782496
The three of you are idiots. Instead of bumping comment on the goddamn stories

>>29783078
Bump

>>29783141
Seriously? You defend your position with a shitty joke? Have you ever stopped to think that bumping actually makes the thread to get closer to death since that will make the writefags to go away?

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>>29782841
I'm surprised that no one (me included) ever noticed that mistake. Anyways, I've fixed a bunch of them, gotta go out and when I return then I will fix the remaining chapters. Thanks for the heads up, Anon! Have a cute Twilight pic

>You slap on the happiest smile you could.
>”Hi, my name’s Anon, it's great to meet you Princess!”
>You give her a little wave of your hoof to accentuate your introduction.
>That better pass as a happy little introduction in this world, because you don't think you could've done any better than that.
>Celestia just stares straight ahead into a void of her own, not even heeding your greeting. Did you say something wrong? You give her another wave of your hoof to try to get her attention.
“Um, Princess?”
>At that, Celestia snaps out of her little coma, quickly shaking her head and putting on a nervous smile.
>”Oh, I'm sorry! How rude of me!” She clears her throat and sits up a bit “Greetings Anon, I am Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”
>She spoke with faltering calmness in her voice.
>Hmm. Well, it was a bit too formal for you, but she was a princess, what should you expect? Also, you already kind of liked her. It wasn't because of anything she said or did really, it was more like her presence was very positive, even in her disheveled state. Very strange.
>”I'm very sorry Anon, but would you mind if I had a word with your...father, for just a moment? I'd like to discuss something very important with him.”
“Well, I gue–”
>Before you can respond, Discord answers for you.
>”Why, of course. That'll be no trouble at all. Anon, could you go wait outside in the hall for a moment? I'll bring you back in when we're done.”
>He gives you a pat on the head with his paw.
>You very badly wanted to pull away and complain how he interrupted you, but then you remembered your three wishes. Dammit.

>>29783587
>Faking a smile, you give Discord a nod and turn to leave the room. As your walking back, you hear Celestia start up about asking Discord to do something in the past, but you don't really pay it any mind. Your focus was pinned on what Celestia said about some kind of situation between two groups, one being the “dragons”.
>Whether that meant a different species or just a different group called the dragons, it seemed like it was causing her some pretty serious stress. That and KK’s requests, whatever those may be. The other thing that caught your attention was her being a “co-ruler”. That meant that there must be a prince or something along with her, right? If that's the case, it seems like the roles might be reversed of how the humans used to do it with kings and queens, with the females being the dominant gender in this world.
>Putting that aside, you reach the large, open doorway. Stepping outside, immediately to your left and right, there are two guards with the exact same attire as the others back in the room. Before you stretched a long, narrow corridor with numerous halls on either side of it and, yet again, a large door at the end.
>As you step out the guards spare a mere glance at you before quickly returning their gaze to straight ahead. They must've figured that you're not particularly what would be described as a threat. Good. You'd rather not deal with any authority at all, if possible.
>Listening closely, you could still hear Discord and the princess arguing in the other room. Sounds like things were starting to get a little heated. Well, your original plan was to go out and explore a bit, but maybe you should stay and listen to them instead. You might get some information out of it.
>...
>Yeah, you should probably listen in.

>>29783601
>Going just around the corner of the door, you lay against the wall, as to remain out of sight. Now that you're here, you don't really understand why they would send you here in the first place. You could hear perfectly fine from this distance. Maybe they just didn't have as good hearing as you. For now that didn't matter too much. You should just focus on their words.
>”...that's not what I'm saying Discord, it's just that–” Celestia's somber tone was interrupted by an irate Discord.
>”It's just that you don't trust me, yes, you've made that very clear. And to think, I've been behaving myself so well in the hopes that you'd at least try to understand, but it seems that I was a fool for thinking such a thing was possible.”
>Celestia slowly lets out a sigh.
>”Discord, I'm sorry for my reluctance on the subject, but I just want to make sure that that colt is going to be safe and happy. You know how you can get sometimes.”
>An audible huff can be heard.
>”Yes Celestia, and so does Fluttershy, but she still finds it somewhere in her heart to trust me enough to let me be around all of her small, delicate animals, so why can't you trust me with one child after I've proved that I can?”
>”...”
>”.....I see. Well, I'm really not sure what else I expected from you.”
>With a snap, your appear back in the room, next to Discord. In front of you sat a Celestia with her head down. Discord continues on in disappointment.
>”Come on Anon. It would appear that what I originally came here for is long gone, so we'll be on our way now. We still have a few more important stops today, and I don't want to be late. Farewell Celestia.”
>Looking up slightly, she gives you a weak smile.
>”Goodbye Discord. And Anon, I hope you have a good life in Equestria.”
>You just grin and wave as Discord taps his cane on the ground, sending the both of you away in a dim flash of light.

>>29783613
>You reappear back in Discord’s fucked up living room, landing on one of the wall chairs. Discord pops into existence in the middle of the room, floating in mid air with a happy ass grin on his face, no longer in his suit.
>”Oh ho ho! Did you see her face? All of the chaos that is probably brewing through her head right now, oh, it makes me envy her!”
>Slithering up to you, he pinches your cheeks.
>”And you...well, you could do with some acting classes. But me, oh, I believe that may have been one of my best performances – my piece de resistance!”
>You pull away from him.
”Yeah, yeah, whatever you say. So, what exactly was the point of that little visit anyways?”
>Discord moves back some and crosses his arms, giving you a deadpan-like stare. He puffs smoke from his nostrils loudly.
>”Hmph. I should have guessed that someone such as yourself wouldn't be able to understand the complex intricacies of a little chaotic fun. Fine. If I must explain, it was simply a small act of vengeance for something that happened a while back. I thought that you may have been able to work that out by the windows in the castle, but it seems that I put too much faith in the youth of today.”
>Um, excuse him?
>You go to protest him, but your mouth is plugged with something. Not in that way
>Looking down, you find that there was a pacifier in your mouth as well as a bib around your neck.
>Discord cackles at his own hijinks.
>You spit out the pacifier and rip the bib off.
“Hey, I know how to have fun! I just don't see why you would risk getting into trouble with a princess to get a laugh.”
>In all honesty, you didn't really get a bad vibe off of the princess, so it looked like he was just tormenting a good person to you. That, and you know from experience that it's stupid as fuck to mess with higher ups if you don't have to.

>>29783627
>Discord scoffs at your statement.
>”Oh please! That mess of royalty won't do anything even if I made it clear as day that I was purposely making a fool of her, and even then I'm still far more powerful than she'll ever be, so why not?”
>Ugh. Whatever. You're not gonna argue with this guy right now. It would get you nowhere and you didn't really feel like putting up with anymore of his attitude, so instead you just sigh irritatedly.
“Never mind. Just…what next? I doubt you only came up with one plan, with how happy you were acting about it and all.”
>You really just wanted to get this shit over with.
>Discord cocks an eyebrow at you slightly.
>”Hmm, an astute observation. Yes we do have other trips to make, but out next one won't be for some time.”
>He poofs the same watch from before onto his wrist, before poofing it away once again.
>”So you'll have some time to do what you wish.”
>Well, seems you've got time to blow, might as well make use of it.

>>29783635
Holy Jesus... Is that an update I see? Did I stick to my plan of once a week?
I think I did!
I'm really into writing now. Don't know if y'all like it, but I'm enjoying myself. Good ideas for the future, hope I can keep this up for the few of you who enjoy the shit I make.

>>29783613
I dunno what Discord told Celestia but that reaction is what I would expect from Twiggy piggie rather than her. It was still a very well written update though

>>29783672
Get out. No one cares.

>>29783841
You're right, I care

>"Oh you are. At least in body. And as part of the family and......" Discord stops as he realizes something
Was Discord going to tell Anon that he looks at him like a son?

>>29784083
Sure seems like he does because he called him son

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What happened to this wonderful drawfag?

>>29784751
Love the pic but it should be Erf

>>29784905
Yeah, Scrappy got rekted time and time again by PhD and just won because PhD Anon lost in purpose. Erf Anon tho, that nigga got legit fucked both ways by the changeling pupper.

>>29784083
...And I wish I had put a little more effort when putting you through that mirror. Things may have turned out even better if I had made you a Draconeequs like myself. A twist of a human's inner chaos would have done the trick. Or made you similar to our spherical friend.

>>29781411
>>...every part of you told you you should just walk away from this fucking disaster.
>>But then you heard Little Strongheart screaming that she lost you. And she was running around in a panic.
>"....ok, now it's good"
>>You clap your hoof at Discord's paw
kek
what a fucking disaster

>>29782841
Forgot to say, already fixed that. Once again, thanks for the correction, dear Anon.

bump bumpbump

>>29785750
Wat, the thread was on page 8 or something?