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SPACE LOST CYOA

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You awake as a small hum from countless machines surrounding you can be heard. No idea where you are, your head hurts. A huge curved window can be seen that surrounds one side of the place you are in. It is dark, small lights from screens in front of you are illuminating your surroundings. Your reflection can be seen just slightly in the glass.

>What do you look like?
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>>29747087
A dark blue earth pony stallion.
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>>29747104
Your face still mostly covered by darkness you make out the shape of a pony, a blue pony. The main seemingly in ruff shape but no visible wounds. If there are any bruises, you can't see them but you assume that there are a few. One of the screens seems to show your heart beat, the other a digital news article.
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>>29747400
Read the article. Try to move.
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>>29747400
Check yourself for injuries.
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>>29747400
Read.
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>>29747400
Read the article.
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>>29747400
Read the article and check if you can move
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>>29747418
>>29747549
>>29747616
>>29747619
>>29747777

The article seems to be about how they lost contact with a group of astronauts that were sent to
explore the solar system outside of Equestria.
It is dated 05.08.2060 and reads:

"Today we will go a big step that will be recorded in history.
The well-known members of the Equestrian space explorer agency have finished their training
to travel beyond the reaches of Princess Luna's moon and Princess Celestia's Sun.
This way we will be able to reach out to creatures unknown by us ponys and make more friends
than ever before! We will be celebrating this with a, from now on, annual parade in honor of these brave travelers.

Today at 3:00 pm the first float will start moving from Canterlot castle to the east gate.
The Participating people will be the shop owners off town square as well as the local Dance and Music academies.

Don't forget to tune in at PonyCentral to see the event live with our well known and beloved moderator
Mr.Luis Stone. We will be also showing live footage of the space ships lift-offs at 9:00 pm."

A photo next to the text shows a row of different ponys next to their space ships.
They seem to be saluting proudly and smiling into the camera. A unicorn, a pegasus, a earth pony and an alicorn.
It seems like you are that earth pony but with a shorter mane and weirdly smug looking. There are no memories
of any of these events occurring. Not even your own name can be recalled.

You move your head closer. There are names written on the photo but they are too hard to identify,
with the pain that starts to creep in again. Your right Hoove slides over your head gently to see if you have any unseen injuries.
There seems to be a painful spot directly on your forehead. It seems to have formed a small bump and a bit of bruising. No blood, luckily.

You try to stand up, as slow as you can manage and look around more but all you see in the belly of the ship is darkness.
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>>29747900
Walk along the wall and go right.
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>>29747900
OK. We have amnesia. That's gonna make things difficult.

We should try to find a light, or a light source of any kind. Walk along the wall.
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>>29747087
Oh neat a new cyoa shame I have stuff I need to do today.
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>>29747900
Walk along the wall
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>>29747900
I'm confused that article said nothing about losing them.
See if we can bring up something else on the news screen.
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>>29747400
>347.png
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>>29747900
Are we wearing anything?
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>>29748008
The screen has no connection to any form of Internet. Is seems like this was the last article
that displayed before the connection was lost. There is no other data saved on this computer about what happened before.
Just information about your own body and supplies that are on the ship.

>>29747923
>>29747955
>>29747982

After knowing this you start to move into the back of the ship slowly sliding with your hoove against the right side of the wall,
taking short brakes after a few steps to not get a headake again and to adjust your eyes to the darkness.
You bump against something in the darkness. It is soft and heavy.
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>>29748155
Drag it into the light.
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>>29748155
Pull the thing into the light so we can get a look at it.
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>>29748155
Start feeling it up and get an outline of it. Can we get over or around it?
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>>29748155
Try to distinguish what it is, and if I can't then drag it into the light
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>>29748155
Hello?
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>>29748076

>Three image posts so far
>Title card is 1.png
>The others count up from 347 to 349 with the most recent one
>MC has amnesia

I am going to take a shot in the dark and say there are 300 posts of missing information. Hopefully there will be some flashbacks or something to fill those in.
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>>29748155
Touch it some more. Is it a person? An article of clothing? Furniture?
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>>29748200
You call out to it in the dark. "Hello? Can you help me?"
No answer can be heard. It does not seem to be responding.

>>29748174
Carefully your hooves move over the fur of the thing in your way. It is slightly warm at one point there is something wet, you get surprised by that and stumble back a bit. It seems to be an animal. You can get around it pretty easily. It seems to be something pony sized. This fact makes you worry.

>>29748286
>>29748169
>>29748172
>>29748190
It is almost as big as yourself. You grab on to it with two of your hooves but it is way too heavy.
>>29748119
Your legs are covered in this strange smelling liquid now, luckily there is no clothing that could be dirtied by this stuff, currently on your body.
You even try to use your mouth to carry the thing. The liquid on the fur is salty. It scares you and you move back to the light to inspect the fluid.
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>>29748346
Blood?

This is not good. Return to walking along the wall, but be careful from this point on.
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>>29748346
Looks like someone had the bright idea to prank the crew by putting salt in the koolaid.
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>>29748346
We'll try to take care of that later but for now we need to try to find a light switch or a way to make this room not so dark. Or a door, that could help too.
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>>29748346
I think it's hurt. We, we need an emergency kit.
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>>29748346
If the screens work, then we clearly have power. Say 'lights on' and search for a light switch if that doesn't work.
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>>29748346
Keep trying to drag it.
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Wouldn't it be easier to try to push and roll it?
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>>29748346
Can we go to the settings to turn up the brightness? How can this this display our heart beat?
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>>29748346
>There is no other data saved on this computer about what happened before.
Just information about your own body and supplies that are on the ship.

Can it control the lighting? What can it tell us about the condition of our body, the condition of the ship, and the supplies?
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>>29748346
Move the screen to the body if possible
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>>29748398
>>29748360
It is blood. No duped about it even though you wish it was just some mean-spirited prank. Like salted Koolaid or something similar.
You get nervous and almost scream the words: "lights on!" Surprisingly it works. At that moment you see that the window in front of you was shut the whole time.
Now with the lights on you turn back to see what the thing was that you bumped into.
Your worst fear was proven to be correct it is a -

and here our story ends for today have fun speculating. Tomorrow it will continue
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>>29748614
It's gonna be a pony.

Probably one from the picture.
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>>29748614
>5 post session
Nigga what? You're just getting started, you're gonna need more dedication than that to hack it around here.
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>>29748614
After we deal with the animal we should look over the ship supplies list you mentioned.
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>>29748664
still better than Mandate
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>>29748745
That's really setting the bar high there, anon. You might as well say the writing is better than Coltshan and the art is better than Lunamann.
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>>29748614
The he'll is on our nose?
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>>29748614
The hell is on our nose?
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>>29748664
Thats pretty fucking standard anon.
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>>29749382
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>>29748664
Speak for yourself, I'm hooked
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>>29748614
Fly safe.
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>>29748614
We need to find bandages or something. Also clean ourselves off.
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>>29748703
I am a little surprised nobody suggested this when they were first mentioned.
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>>29748614
Wipe that shit off your nose with one of your legs.
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spacebump
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>>29751803
Fuck
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a pony. seemingly female with a purple mane and light blue fur, unmoving she lies in an almost sleep like position on the ground in a rather bland looking belly of the spaceship.

>>29748703

A large crate can be seen in the far of the right corner. Most of the supplies seem to be stored there.

>>29750074
>>29749371
>>29750672

You try to wipe your face with your Blood covered hooves to no avail. You just make the situation worse by rubbing slowly drying up blood over our face.

>>29751803
>>29752795

You get a bit horny, not the best thing to happen in a confusing situation like this and you quickly push this thought to the back of your mind, to focus on more important things.
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>>29753075
This is not good at all. Check one more time to see if the pony is breathing, though she probably isn't.

Then see if we can open up the crate.
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>>29753075
Check to see if she's breathing.
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>>29753075
Check the ships manifesto for any medical supplies
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>>29753075
Open the crate and check the supplies we have on hoof.
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>>29753075
>Mare too heavy to be carried by us earth pony
SHE BIG
SHE MUST BE SAVED AT ALL COSTS
FIND RESURECTION POD NOW!
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>>29753075
Is she the unicorn from the photo?
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>>29753075
Stick your dick in her to check if she's still warm.
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>>29753138
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>>29753138
Dude.
No.
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>>29753124
We did just wake up from a coma or something and are feeling weak. We could barely stand remember?
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>>29753149
Don't do that face. Some
>Rape
might reanimate her.
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>>29753160
this guy get it.
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>>29753160
>>29753166
No, and don't samefag.
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>>29753176
Stop being humble. This thread is good enough to support two shitposters.
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>>29753183
I'm not support jack shit.
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>>29753110
>>29753113
>>29753118

You rush over to her and take a close to look if the blood covered mare is breathing. You make out a faint heart beat and some kind of almost whistle-like breath. She seems to have something in her hooves. Metal, about the length of your arm, most likely a weapon. It is also covered in blood.

The first thing on your mind is to help this poor mare, as fast as you can you head over to the monitors to check for medical supplies. You see that a standard "Class 45 Medkit" is situated in the crate you saw before. While heading over you have to step over the mare's body. While doing so you see that her wounds seem to be located underneath her, the side that touches the ground.

You open the crate, it seems to have been designed for hooves specifically since you only have to press on it and the lid just slides open. Small cubes are located inside the crate, they are numbered and barely bigger than your front hoove. The one numbered 45M is situated right on the top. You take it out right at that moment it poofs into magical sparkles and a full sized military med kit replaces it.

You are relieved that this went rather smoothly and somehow familiar.
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>>29753229
Check the supplies for the med-kit then check on the mare.
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>>29753229
Take the medkit and check the mare's wounds.
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>>29753229
She must have rolled over onto her wounded side. We'll have to remove the thing in her hooves and roll her over to her other side to get a good look at the wound.

What is the shape of the weapon? Sharp? Blades? Boxy? Is it a gun? What is this mares race?
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>>29753259
From the shape of the head I'd say caucasian
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>>29753229
Handle her carefully. It would be easy to worsen her wounds before we've even seen them.
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>>29753229
Check that supply list for medical books.
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>>29753325
What's a book gonna do when there's a mare bleeding out, right, now? You wanna spend precious minutes reading a textbook and sipping tea while you're at it?
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>>29753134
>>29753259

You take the metal object out of the hooves. It is a dagger, it is slightly enchanted as you see small sparks of magic coming from it as soon as you came in contact with it. There is a little red cross on it, like a little ornament. It has a faint warm glow to it.
>+5 health gained

>>29753138
>>29753243
>>29753246

Weird thoughts cross your mind, you blush a bit but the strong smell of blood get you back on track again
as you turn her around and to have a look at the wounds. Multiple cuts can be seen on her Left flank
and shoulder like she was dragged along an extremely rough surface. While opening the medkit you begin
to ponder if you have seen her before. No were on the article she was mentioned or seen in any of the photos.
Assuming she really is an earth pony and not a mutated unicorn, you were still unsure of that since there is
too much blood, it would not make any sense for her to be here. Or does it? More confusion bubbles up inside
your mind as you start to put disinfecting lotion on the wounds that were inside the medkit on the wounds
and wrapping them up in gauze. The medkit also includes 3 Large bottles of different anesthetics, normal bandaids,
6 Small bottles of clean water, about 30 small syringes, a packet of painkillers, a small scissor, a scalpel and a few
other small bottles with names you don't recognize or know anything about.
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>>29753433
I fucked up a bit in one sentence there, sorry about that.
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>>29753433
what happened to the art style? Are you posting from work?
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>>29753433
I bet she lost a lot of blood.
Wait, is this a healing dagger? Try making a small cut on yourself and see if you will slowly heal while wielding it.
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>>29753433
I think we've done enough for now. We can let them rest.
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>>29753433
Do one of those magic cubes come with a shower? Check the list again. Maybe a towel and some water to wash off the blood.
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>>29753433
Try putting the hilt of the dagger to her wounds it healed us maybe it can heal her.
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>>29753535
I like this anon's idea. Maybe the dagger was healing her, or at least keeping her alive.
>>29753433
Go on and test it.
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>>29753433
Does she have an ass mark?
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>>29753433
Shit shit shit please don't die.
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>>29753457
It was drawn at work yes but scanned in at home, I also like to experiment a lot.

>>29753479

You take the dagger and poke your hoove, it hurts and blood comes out but right after the wound magically closes.
It is clear that this dagger can heal, with this in mind you step over to the earth pony with a clearly visible cooking
hat cutie mark and hold the dagger against the biggest wound on her left shoulder.

The moment it makes contact with her bandages, her eyes open and she starts to scream and flailing about.
You get surprised and rear up to escape her hooves but too late you get kicked by her back hooves into your crotch regon.

The knife falls out of your mouth and hits the wall, after that the ground the sound of metal hitting metal is
echoing in your mind, everything is in slow motion. You curl up a bit and slowly, carefully step to the other
side of the ship were her hooves can't reach you.

>>29753480
You leave her be for now and watch as she slowly calms down and stares at you with a terrified expression.
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>>29753433
So did it heal our head injury?
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>>29753876
Ok. Fuck her. Get the knife so we can heal. I don't want any long lasting damage.
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>>29753876
Recover from being kicked in the balls.
Say hello.
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>>29753876
You bitch.
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>>29753876
>It was drawn at work
Now THAT'S dedication!
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>>29753876
Apologize for scaring her. Convince her that the dagger it's used for healing
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>>29753887
Really? Because that's what you say after getting hit in the crotch? A how do you do?
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>>29753876
OH MY FUCKING GOD

IT'S HEALTHY CANDY

WHAT THE FUCK

I'M SO HAPPY
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>>29753876
Call her a crazy cunt that we should have never have tried to help.
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>>29753876
Need distraction to minimize excruciating pain. Get angry at something. Stupid floor being cold, stupid blood getting everywhere. Stupid mare for kicking me.
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>>29753913
Well, we could always go with "What the fuck was that for?" "Why'd you do that?" "Crazy bitch" but I thought "Hi" would be the most diplomatic choice.
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>>29753876
That image makes it look like we have teats maybe we are transexual.
Ask the mare if she is ok.
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>>29753919
What? Some details please?
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>>29753942
Healthy Candy was an OC that would make threads and teach anons recipes. I loved that shit.
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>>29753956
Whaaaaat? Got some link to these?
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>>29753876
Sorry but I have to get some sleep, tomorrow this story continues.
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>>29753956
Thats pretty beat if it is indeed healthy candy that is pretty creative.
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>>29754043
*pretty neat.
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>>29748664
Art takes time.
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>>29754043
Beat Healthy Candy you say?
>>29753876
Recover our strength so we can give her a black eye. Fair is fair. We have the healing dagger so no long lasting injuries.
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>>29754043
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS HER

THE ARTIST MARK IS THE SAME

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LEFT BEFORE NOR DO I CARE BUT PLEASE DON'T LEAVE AGAIN
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>>29754105
--> >>29754006
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>>29754093
Please don't punch the mare.

Also can we give our stallion more detail? How about green eyes and a constellation qtmark? Which constellation should it be? Should we have a different mane color?
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>wake up
>dude standing over you with a dagger
>kick him
Not sure what anyone was expecting. Seems like a reasonable reaction.
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>>29754154
Personally I think the no cutie mark and bangs that cover his eyes are great. I can't think of any main cyoa characters like that. And it's way too soon. It would be a big clue to finding out who we were, and I'd rather work for it.
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>>29754208
I mean, yeah it looks good but I don't know why we wouldn't be able to simply look in the mirror to see what we look like.
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I hope there aren't any other crazy ponies on this ship.
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>>29754936
>other
Who was the first.
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>>29753956
Shit man, that sounds awesome. Wish I was around for that
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>>29754950
Us
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>>29754105
>R is also on the pictures OP drawed
I'm starting to love this even more
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>>29753956
Would probably be deleted for avatarfagging now.
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>>29755354
I wouldn't have any problems with it if it came back, stupid mods wanting to ruin our fun
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>>29753876
Y-you bitch. I only wanted to help.
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bop
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>>29753967
Screw that, I know some anons got screencaps. SHOW YOURSELF
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>>29753876
Cower in the other corner
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>>29756771
>The knife falls out of your mouth and hits the wall, after that the ground the sound of metal hitting metal is
echoing in your mind, everything is in slow motion. You curl up a bit and slowly, carefully step to the other side of the ship were her hooves can't reach you.
Already done.
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>>29753876
You idiot, I forgot everything. Who am I?
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>>29753876
Oh neat it's back
You get surprised and rear up to escape her hooves but too late you get kicked by her back hooves into your crotch regon.
Fucking bitch zigger cock guzzler whore bitch slut cunt motherfucker dyke asshole crusty loose cunt hoe nasty ass bitch fucker ungrateful trash scummy piece of shit ow!
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>>29757212
That's rude, anon
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>>29757423
I guess. But did you know, people tent to swear when injured? It's been proven to help.
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>>29757938
I would rather not.
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>>29757945
Like you don't cuss when you get hurt. Don't you lie to me.
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>>29758088
No, I don't actually.
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Sorry guys but I have fallen for a certain other cartoon and I can't get up.
I will have to abandon this CYOA for now. If anyone wants to continue in my place
instead feel free to do so. Now I have to draw naked foolish samurai. Bye.


http://rebecca-doodles.tumblr.com
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>>29758243
Are you shitting me? I just got excited. Why do you have to quit? Please... don't go....
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>>29758243
You're dumb.
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>>29758243
Don't come back, fag
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>>29758243
You cheeky little cunt
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>>29756708
>SHOW YOURSELF
i wish desuarchive hosted images back then
we would have some good .gifs and pics
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>>29758595
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>>29758605
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>>29758607
here's the last one

>>29758243
>abandoning us for jack
i'll forgive you if you draw scottish, not the samurai
except if it's Sam-Moo-Rhai
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>>29758243
This is not allowed. Get back here immediately.
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>>29758243
Well I do not understand why you cannot have 2 shows but have fun with Jack.
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B-bump
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>>29759637
Hold strong anon, we have to believe it was all a joke, and that he'll be back to tomorrow to reward us for our faith in him
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>>29759830
It's over anon, the dream died before it began. Artist said she's got much better shit to do than make a quest, stuff like "school" and "work."
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>>29758595
>>29758605
>>29758607
>>29758626
i forgot one thing
>http://rebecca-doodles.deviantart.com/art/ANIMATION-Healthy-candy-safety-kitchen-tips-551474619
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>>29760319
Candy even has a fucking theme. It's honestly kinda awesome.

https://soundcloud.com/tags/healthy%20candy%20is%20best%20pone
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>>29759637
This is dead you tard.
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boop
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>>29760083
Maybe
>>29758243
Is not really the qm.
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>>29760814
Meh!
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I'd like to believe that, maybe if we keep bumping long enough they might just come back?
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>>29761371
Hey idiot, they're not coming. He's gone for good and you should just deal.
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>>29761489
It is not unheard of for a new qm to be scared off by a large positive response then come back a few days later.
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>>29761907
Really?
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>>29761907
Just for a few posts for a happy end. Don't expect too much from me.

>>29755785
>>29753923
>>29753930
>>29757212
>>29757938

You scream profanities and hit your hooves against the wall on your side of the ship.
You start to rage a bit. "I am so sick of this ship, my headake and you! I was trying
to help and all you do after I was extremely worried is KICK ME IN MY FUCKING
BALLS! JUST WHO..." The mare looks to have calmed down a bit after looking around
the room. She slowly crawls to the dagger and starts healing herself, ignoring your
cursing completely.

>>29757006
You shakingly stand up with tears still streaming down your face and Hover over her enraged and a bit intimidating, wich didn't reflect in your face wich was more resembling a scrunched up mupped. Your voice cracks up in anger and pain as you say: "Who are YOU and who am I?"

She looks up and says: "I am your copilot and we were about to return Back home until you stepped on the brakes! I mean look at me! I am a mess and you seem to have lost your mind cause of this! This is just amazing!" She stretches her Front hooves out in a sarcastic motion.
>>
>>29762946
Well. An end is better then no end.

Tell her to quit hogging the healing knife. We had a good reason to do whatever it was we were doing! Probably!
>>
>>29762946
There was a spaceberg right ahead! Probably!
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>>29762946
Ok but I really don't remember who I am or what we were doing. We're we friends?
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>>29762946
Why did you kick me!
>>
>>29762946
Who am I? Is this permanent?
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>>29762946
What are they odds we can cuddle with her?
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>>29747087

all of you posting in this thread need to be murdered. preferably by someone dressed in a poorly built fluttershy costume.
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>>29763172
Why?
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>>29763177

Because this has been some of the most pathetic shit I have ever read, and since this is /mlp that is really saying something.
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>>29758243
>Sorry guys but I have fallen for a certain other cartoon
I know, Samurai Jack is awesome
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>>29763186
That's nice :^)
>>
>>29763186
What parts did you find pathetic? Was it the grammar? Narrative? Lack of one? A weak opening? Is it cliche? What's so bad about /mlp/m
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Boop
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Did they leave again?
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>>29762993
"Alright, I got it, fine! Whatever happened before that I don't remember.
Just give me that fucking knife so I can stop this Pain!"
In the short time, you spend talking she had healed up her wounds almost perfectly.
With an annoyed expression, she tosses the blade into your hooves.

>>29763116
>>29763151
While carefully holding the dagger with the flat side on your crotch region you ask
"I assume we are friends or co-workers? Can you tell me anything about me?"
She looks at you, seemingly thinking about what to say. A small grin begins to form on her face.
"Yes, we are co-workers and I am the one in command, Pilot Healthy candy!
Your name is Sunny eyes MC.Fluffy the third. Maybe stabbing your head will help
you further with your memory loss. I have to tend to bigger issues now."
She walks over to the control panel and opens up some kind of menu.
"Open up front view!" She said out loud.

The front window blinds open and you see something, blue. A blue alicorn!


>>29763164
Pretty low at the moment.
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>>29763800
I get the inkling that maybe that's not my real name. What shall we do about the alicorn, Commander Candy?
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>>29763800
Ah-ha! I had a reason to step on the brakes!
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>>29763800
"Well, now i know why i pull the brakes. And please, while i figure why i made you mad at me, tell me my real name commander"
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>>29763800
Can we see her vagina from here? If so check it out.
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>>29763835
>>29764082
>>29763877
"Seems like I had to stop the ship! See!" You point at the alicorn floating in space. She stares speechlessly. "By the way, my name is not really 'Sunny eyes MC.Fluffy the third', is it? Cause it seems more like a joke." She snaps out of it and tells you in an almost scary, clam manner, "You are 'Sunny Eyes', the actual captain. This Alicorn is Luna. One of the ruler of our known world and we ran her over..."
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>>29764157
Well... what do we do now? Can we bring her inside? Can we go back home?
>>
>>29764157
Shit, we need to dispose of the body before anyone finds out
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>>29764157
Do >>29764146
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>>29764261
If you're going to cut the quest short, may as well add some lewd to lessen our feeling of loss
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>>29764157
Pull her into a hug and strike a pose.
Don't worry. I may not remember who I am anymore, but as your captain I will see us through this trial.
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>>29764157
I doubt this shit has an external speaker, since it wouldn't work in space. Tapping to window should suffice.
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>>29764157
Are those two parallel lines supposed to be her eyes? Looks like she's alive. Wait, she's in space. How's that possible?
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>>29764157
So uh, how much do you remember about me hitting the breaks?
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>>29764261
Even if we cannot see her vagina we should at least admire her arse.
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>>29764157
Oh.
Shit.
>>
Good night, Tomorow it will continue
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>>29764923
It seems /mlp/ brought a quest back through sheer stubbornness. Good job, guys
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>>29764157
"so, we hit. time to run"
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>>29764157
We actually ran into her. Or did she crash into us?
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>>29764157
What's an Alicorn. What, is she important or something?
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>>29764157
Hey, do you remember how to draw foreign objects or entities into the ship without accientially shooting us into the vacuum of space? We can use the healing knife on her. I'm sure once you explain what happened things will get better from there.
>grip her by the shoulders and have her look into your bangs covered eyes
>time for some crack shipping
Candy? Look at me. May.....maybe I can testify guilty. Maybe they'll give a pony with amnesia some leway? They won't punish someone who can't understand the full of what WAS his actions, right? And you can't be an accessory to a crime since you were probably against, whatever happened.
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>>29764761
Oh. I see it now. I missed the about in the upper left. How could I have missed that?
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>>29753075
Oh hey I just noticed the signature.
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>>29764157
>ignore to body on the windshield and turn to Candy
So, what are we? Are we friends? Coworkers? Lovers? Rivals? Associates?
>>
up
>>
boop
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>>29768554
counter-boop
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>>29766609
>Our name is Sunny Eyes
>Nobody had ever seen our eyes
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>>29769105
Heh
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Got no time today
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>>29770882
Ok
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>>29770882
good luck tomorrow
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up
>>
boop
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>>29772487
10
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>rebecca won't comeback
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10
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>>29774077
I want to believe.
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See you space cowboy
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>>29776165
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>>29776165
It has only just been a day anon give it time.
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>>29766609
>>29764177

You turn to health candy and tell her that there is no way we can stay and that we need to get
her in here and get home. She just nods and starts to press a few buttons, a robotic arm extends
from the space ship and grabs the Alicorns leg. slowly dragging her to the back of the ship out of
your view.
Healthy candy starts to walk to the back door and opens it. You can see some kind of purple
shimmering glass and space. The alicorn slowly moves close to the glass and seems to just
float trough it.
>>29767106
"So we are just co-workers?"
She looks at you confused. "Yes. Help me get her in a better position so I can check if
she is still in a stable condition"
>>29764146
>>29764261
>>29764640
>>29764792
While moving Luna's body you get a good look at her behind. She is quite heavy but at this
moment it does not seem to bother you.

Healthy candy looks her body up and down.
"And is she alright?" You ask slightly worried but not too much since you already had planned if
this Alicorn were dead to just throw the body into space and never tell a soul about what
happened. Kinda like a hit and run, well hit and fly.

She looks up and tells you that she is alive. "Sadly one of her legs and a few ribs seem to be
damaged. I can't tell if they are broken but I just know that bending a leg like that is not healthy."

You sigh in relieve. She walks over to the front again and starts to turn the ship around.
You can see Your planet quite clearly now, it was right behind us all this time.
Sitting quietly next to Luna you pet her mane apologetically as Healthy candy was in charge to
pilot the Ship back.
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>>29777620
Give the princess the dagger.
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>>29777620
Push the healing knife on her. Acidently use the wrong end of the knife.
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>>29777658
Stick the handle in her love tunnel
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>>29777620
So what will we do now? Once we get home?
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>>29777620
Put luna's head in your lap and keep petting her.
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>>29777620
So what do you think we'll do when we get back? What will happen to us?
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>>29777620
Give her the knife in a non lewd manner. Ask Candy how the knife works. Can it fix broken limbs or will it make things worse?
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>>29777749
At first I misread that and thought you wanted to stick the blade in there.
I was gonna say I may have voted to stab her but mutilating her genitals seemed excessive.
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>>29777658
>>29777749
Guys, can we not do that? She's a princess, and once she wakes up she can quite literally tear us limb from limb. Plus Candy would think poorly of us.

And there's the fact that it eould be wrong, but I know non of you jerks care about that.
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>>29778029
I mean, I care about it and think we shouldn't do it.
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>>29778029
>And there's the fact that it eould be wrong,
I don't really have an opinion on either suggestion but how is doing something acidently moraly wrong?
Sticking it in her horse pussy would be wrong of course question is do we care.
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>>29778148
There is absolutely no believable excuse you could make.
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>>29778228
>the circlejerking autism of the the samefagging shill known as Healthy Candy
[sage] in all fields
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>>29778245
What?
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>>29778266
Didn't mean to be a response to you. Basically, there's some shit drawfag named Healthy Candy that is really just an avatarfag, who some anons proved to be samefagging a couple months ago

Things about her:
>everytime she posts, whether its her samefagging or newfag responses, there are multiples of people posting in caps lock, using sideways emoji face things, and talking as if they haven't spent more than 2 days on 4chan
>went to the drawfag thread to ask for critique, and then immediately got defensive and said "well nobody cares about ponies anyways" and did other forms of damage control asking if anons were being mean because they actually hated their own art and had to vent their frustrations at her

She's just a drawfag who has been shown to be an attentionwhore, for either nobody or a couple newfag fans that follow her here. She has no desire to improve her art as displayed by her 2 years of progress (in which there was none) in the draw thread. If you search her name in the archive, you will see every response looks like the following:
>OH HAI! I was wondering when you would show up :3
>IS IT REALLY HEALTHY CANDY? MY FAVORITE ARTIST HAS RETURNED?
>OH YOU RETURN? PLZZZ NEVER LEAVE!
Just shit you never hear on 4chan.
>>
>>29778340
>>29778266
Some more cringe. However, I won't take up more posts of your thread regardless of whatever it is, so I'll just leave it here, and just be on my way.
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>>29778340
>IS IT REALLY HEALTHY CANDY? MY FAVORITE ARTIST HAS RETURNED?
>OH YOU RETURN? PLZZZ NEVER LEAVE!

Yeah, that was me. At least in this thread anyways. What can I say, I really enjoyed her cooking threads.
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>>29778361
Understandable, it is content that is different from just image posting. But the thing is that she has developed such an avatar-faggy attitude, she shows this holier-than-thou whenever criticized for her art, and her fanbase (referring to you) just makes it seem like the appeal is to newfags who don't know how to type on 4chan.

I genuinely hope that isn't how you talk on the rest of /mlp/, because if you do then I would tell you lurk moar, and if not then you should just stop doing that all together because it encourages that attitude she has. It's nice that she makes content, but if she is going to have such a shitty attention-whorish attitude about it, she shouldn't wonder why anons don't like her. And this is coming from a guy who really loves anyone who will give content creation a shot. She is just too much of an attention queen for me and the others who have been here for more than a few years.

>pic related: ask for criticism in the draw thread, then tell anons that she doesn't care about ponies

Yah friendly reminder that she actually doesn't even care about the ponies, she's in it for the attention. If she did care about ponies, she wouldn't have said that shit even to save face.
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>>29778340
You know who else was an avatarfag, magi the vampire spoon this seems like the same thing.
>samefag
I doubt it samefaggotry is incredibly fucking rare.

If what you are saying about her not taking criticism well is true then that might be a problem but considering the likely falsehood of your other statments I am skeptical.
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>>29778353
Well that looks fine just an artist asking for clarific-
Ok yeah that is questionable but most likely the guy had been pestering her with empty your art is shit and she got fed up of never getting clarification from him.

I shall check the arcives later to work out if you or her are the faggot. I am leaning towards you though.
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>>29778409
Ok yeah unlike the previous images that does seem a little shitty
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>>29778632
Alright, sure, that's totally fair of you. If I don't seem to be valid in the things I say. Let's take into account all the reasons I personally don't like her:

>avatarfagging
Confirmed in >pic related of (>>29778340), and in other accounts of
>criticism problems
Confirmed in >pic related of (>>29778353) and (>>29778409) and in the archive
>attention-whore
Able to be argued for, as her threads were essentially "my own personal threads for me and my fans". The last one in fact was just a single post yet she chose to keep her trip on throughout the entirety of it
>samefagging
Like I said, can't confirm whether its samefagging or anons reacting very strangely to her. I've seen replies to her posts contain essentially the same phraseology, phraseology that would heavily unlikely not be replicated by multiple people, and iirc some of these replies were exactly 60-62 seconds apart.

If you would take issue with my general dislike of her, then I understand it being with those final 2 points, but at least understand those first two are bad, confirmed methods of behavior for a site that is supposed to be centered around anonymous image board culture.

>>29778652
>pestering her with empty your art is shit
She did get some of those. The problem with her submission was that she submitted nothing in terms of something that could be critiqued. It was just a headshot that demonstrated nothing in terms of skill and asked "so how did I improve". If you look in the archive, I was the anon that said things like (>29332250). I essentially tried to stay neutral and fair as I've never seen her before, but she started to annoy me when she started using those defense mechanisms.

And hey, if you catch me being a shitty person to her, then I'll own up to it and I'll admit if I went wrong or not, though I don't think I did. But I'll be fair and accountable for anything I said.

>>29778662
I just have a real problem with attention-seekers on /mlp/. I'll continue in next post.
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>>29778662
Anyways. This site is supposed to be about not trying to bring attention to yourself, just trying to do things that will make others happy and not trying to create avatars or anything for yourself. Just be anonymous and just give back. I used to be really shilly and really awful about that, and I hated myself for that. I'm honestly really happy anons took the piss out of me for that because it made me realize how much of a faggot I was.

>>29778652
So I looked back in the archives myself, and noticed that I was the one that actually made the initial claim of samefaggotry. I'll definitely take that statement back because I couldn't find anything else about it. That's definitely my fault on that statement. Still though, for the other reasons I still believe that she is just not a likable person, at least by 4chan standards. If this was tumbler, then this attitude/talk would be more acceptable I guess.

I did say "I can't confirm, but holy shit." in my defense, so I never really claimed fact.
>>
>>29778652
And lastly I think these two were me (>>29332573 ) (>>29332649) in the thread I claimed samefagging.
>inb4 I'm autistic for making all these posts for something that doesn't even fucking matter anymore
I'm just bored really

Anyways, I'll probably just stop posting about it and taking up post space. You guys can form your own opinions of me, her, and the rest of the situation I guess. Hopefully I just didn't sound too autistic in the process.
>>
>>29778719
What if she does shared streams with other artists? That's a sure way to improve herself.
>>
>>29778854
I'd respond to that in saying repition != improvement.

Honestly, looking back at it. I feel bad about making those samefagging comments, because anons started acting like douchebags about the situation, myself a bit included.

I still feel right about my thoughts of her, but I was totally in the wrong about my samefagging comments. So Healthy Candy if you're reading this I apologize. I still think you should change your attitude, but I'm sorry about that. I'll probably stop talking about it now because I feel a bit embarrassed to be truthful.
>>
>>29778879
Yah, that'll be it for me. Sorry for shitting up your thread anons, I didn't mean for that.
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>>29778883
Thats ok if I could not handle people with difrent ideas I would not be playing cyoa.
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>>29777653
>>29777658
>>29777749
>>29778111
>>29778148
>>29777892

You put lunas head on one of your legs to make it a bit more comfortable for
her as you keep petting her mane. You remember about the small knife with
magical healing properties. You take it in one hoove thinking about how to
use it. You slide the flat part of the blade over the mare's neck and upper body.
It seems not to work. You rub it harder on her body. The ship makes a sudden
move. It moves out of your hooves, blade side down it stabbed Luna in the flank.
You let out a silent shocked scream as you see what you have done. Luna
does not wake up. Healthy candy seems to be concentrating on the flight, not
noticing what just happened behind her.

>>29778854
I do hang with other artist fairly frequently and I am really glad that they help me out with many things.
Especially having a different view on the world and mainly to study real life instead of stylized characters.
I still have a far way to go.

>>29778879

The usual /mlp/ troll crowd where dicks as always. I have to admit that I was
beeing really defensive on my art which I am usually not,
I apologized right after in the same art thread for my behavior. Both sides made mistakes.

You apologizing to me makes me kinda happy,
at the time I was sad that people thought I was such a terrible person,
angry at myself for posting the ting about anons hating them selfs and confused on how that escalated so quickly.
How about we just forgive and forget, there is no reason to be any of that anymore.
I am just glad that we can all move on.
Here is the full screencap of what happened:
>http://orig07.deviantart.net/1f1f/f/2017/024/0/8/4chan_no_more_by_rebecca_doodles-dawm9o9.png
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>>29779953
Well that was a terrible idea. Is the knife in deep? If not then we can just take it out.
>>
>>29779953
I do not regret suggesting that at all.
quickly put the shaft of the knife on the wound to try heal it.
keep holding the shaft on the worst wound for a while after that to see if it starts to work.
>>
>>29779953
Darn just co-workers. I was hoping to ship them.
>>
>>29782385
>letting that stop you.
One of the quests has people shipping the mc with a fucking dreadnaught
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>>29782533
I beg your pardon?
>>
>>29782539
In Darkest Hour the warhammer quest the players are shipping the mc with a near corpse intomed in a walker. Or maybe it was just the Darkest Hour players shitposting in /cyoa/
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>>29782576
Wow. If that's the case then...

>>29779953
Ask Candy if we can take her out to lunch or dinner when this blows over. As some kind of an apology
>>
>>29782576
You gotta fight for the otp you believe in. Battering Rime for life.
>>
Space rape.
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>>29783589
Space consensual sex.
>>
Dude, we should just seduce luna. Let's say that we're super sorry for hitting her and we wanna make it up to her. Romance is sure to blossom as we take care of her and feed her.
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>>29779953
Where's the horn?
>>
>>29779953
Offer her some grape soda
>>
10
>>
Luna Rump bump
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>>29786811
why
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>>29779953
Absolutely. I hate holding grudges and would love for forgiveness. I still think you should make your attitude less attenion-whorey at least when on here. If you have already, great. If you haven't I suggest working on it.

But yes, let's forgive.
>>
10
>>
>>29790815
So that we can
>grape
her in the mouth and make sure she stays hydrated
>>
I'll be pretty pissed if what's his face left without a propped ending.
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>>29795830
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>>29796590
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>>29797679
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>>29779953
>stab luna in her full moon
fuck, check if there's more med kits around. we are going to need a lot of healing knifes to fix this shit
also: DO NOT REMOVE THE KNIFE. if blood isn't pouring out, we better keep it in there for a little while until we have some bandagges
>>
boop
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>>29799734
This
>>
up
>>
Night bump
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>>29802678
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>>29803835
>>
We should go to the artists Tumblr page and fill their inbox with anonomous messages asking them for a proper ending.
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>Cuck-general
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>>29805624
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>>29806444
Nice digits for a bump
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>>29808194
Thanks
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>>29809111
Are you a wizard or something?
>>
>>29809140
Holy shit man. Maybe? That's twice I got trips in this thread. First 4 trips, then 1 trips.
>>
>>29809387
Well two consecutive trips, but it looks like the magic is gone.
>>
>>29809390
Maybe next time
>>
Cyos is kill, press "F" to pay respects
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>>29810833
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>>29812138
You do know they aren't coming back and that this wasn't even that good right?
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>>29812436
Have faith, anon. It worked before.
>>
Waite this is still up? For some reason, It didn't show me anything anymore and I thought it was killed.
Sorry, I am gonna try to continue it soon.
>>
>>29813494
10
>>
>>29812436
QM came back get wrecked anon
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>>29815346
>"Gonna try to continue"
Empty words.
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>>29815381
I trust the QM, he came back once before and promised at least an ending
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>>29813494
That was probably the april fools day joke.
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