RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

OP didn't fuck up the new thread?

And it's even got Dong Ring as the OP Pic?

Clearly this is a good sign for RGRE

Next Oppic Nominations are open btw.

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How can pony "mares" even compete?

>>29744665
With stable jobs and happy families.

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>>29744693
>stable jobs
What do you call Zecora's alchemy business then?

>>29744777
That just makes her a drug dealer.

Repost

I want to read a green about anon sneaking up on mares and stroking/playing with their docks
Have there ever been any stories about that or something similar?
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>Anon is mildly terrifying to ponies
>He looks, moves, and acts like a predator
>Something about it unsettles most ponies
>Others? Well some just enjoy the dangers
>A stallion who could devour you at your most vulnerable
>Enticed by the danger, those mares flock to Anon
>Constantly trying to lure him in like the predator they feel he is
>Something something RGRE

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>>29744652
plugging

>Strange magic occurs during the eclipse
>Celestia and Luna retire to Celestia's balcony to observe the eclipse while, in another world, Anon jerks off to pony pussy
>The moment the moon occludes the sun, Anon is torn away to Equestria and appears in Celestia's bedroom
>The sisters are shocked, not only because an alien appeared before then, but also because they didn't know that colts did that
>Anon has to integrate into pony society, but the sisters don't want to cast a cute little stallion to the wind, so they decide to go undercover and help him
>Hijinks ensue as Anon's attempts to find a job, make friends, and find a place to live outside of the castle are accidently sabotaged by a pair of tall unicorns in identity-obscuring robes

>>29744785
this

>>29744784
So are pharmacists, that doesn't make it illegal.

>>29745235
yeah, but pharmacists are government controlled in government facilities. Not out in the middle of nowhere in the evil forest that has been abandoned.

>>29745260
...You do realise that there are businesses that make and sell drugs like aspirin with the government only getting involved to make sure it's safe for consumption.

All Zecora needs to do is have Twilight sign off on her various potions and she's fine.

>>29745296
Zecora gives Twilight monthly packages of potions and powders that increase the libito in males. Twilight'll sigh off anything Zecora wants.

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>>29745260

>in the middle of nowhere in the evil forest

this is how cartel`s work actually.

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>>29745402

>>29745457
Wait, why is it that Twilight in an RGRE universe didn't get called out for dressing up like a male? Her wearing a Startswirl costume would be like some dude dressing up as Catwoman for halloween.

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>>29745470
She's a sperglord. Most ponies just try to ignore her.

Still waiting Lero and Anon, i just want to know about ponyville event. And... racist little cute horse.

>>29745520
>racist little cute horse.
Turned to stone and smashed. Her sisters have been clitorectomized for defending her.

>>29745520
>And... racist little cute horse.
I'm picturing her flopping her ears down and puffing out her cheeks, stomping her widdle hoofsies and angrily calling Anon a banana-eating monkey.

I can't take a racist pony seriously except for in a universe where pony-kicks can kill certain humans via collapsing their ribcage

>>29745520
this again.
>>29745541
That fimfiction for (YOU)

>>29745541
>I'm picturing her flopping her ears down and puffing out her cheeks, stomping her widdle hoofsies and angrily calling Anon a banana-eating monkey.

>Racistpone looks absolutely beside herself in adorable impotent rage
>Struggles to find suitably insulting words, but can't think up anything much worse than "dummy", "spider-hoofed", and "too tall"
>Blows raspberries at Anon and bats at his hand like a kitten when he brings it close to her

Friendly reminder that it doesn't matter how many good prompts we make, if no writefags pick up on them they're kind of useless

>>29745607
>good prompts
That was a good one.

>>29745617
There are a few gems in that shitpile

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>>29745607
>good prompts

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>Be Anon
>Clang!
“Again! Quickly now young Drake! Speed is of the essence!”
>”Anon, why is spike wearing a helmet, and armour, and… is that an axe? Spike shouldn’t be playing with an axe!
“Nonsense! This is the proper attire for a dragon hero of legend. Go ahead, show her what we worked on!”
>”Yeah, watch this Twi!”
>inhaling sharply, Spike breathes a jet of flame into the air
>you could feel the heat from it removing your eyebrows as you watched
>Twilight poofs a bubble around herself to protect her from the heat as she watches the fire
>she looked dumbstruck
>with one last gasp, Spike extinguished the flames, panting heavily
“Nice one Spike, i think that was your longest yet!
>”Really? Ahh yeah!” he responds, jumping up and down, his armour, really just an old umpire’s gown and a pot, making clunking noises as he does so
>Twilight turns to you. “I’ve never seen him make that much flame before, what in celestia’s green Equestria did you teach him?”
>All you know about Dragons comes from Skyrim, Dark Souls and various bits of hearsay you’ve picked up from the ponies around town
>But you're not gonna tell Twiggles that
“Just helping the young Drake here unlock his true potential, like the Dragon Lords of old!”
>Twilight looks at you with eyes that tell you that she’d had enough of you shit today, before turning to Spike
>”Do you know how dangerous that is? I know your scales can take a lot of force and your fireproof, but that doesn’t mean everyone else is as well. What if someone got hurt?”
>Spike visibly deflates at Twiggles words. You really needed to teach him how to stand up for himself.
>So much for Dragon Hero

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>>29745673
>”Anonymous. I don’t know what crazy gibberish you were shouting, but you told me that there were no dragons in your world, so i don't know how you expect to teach spike how to be a Dragon Lord. And besides, the dragons already have a Lord, and her name is Ember.”
>The purple buzzkill continues. “And Spike, take off that ridiculous out fit and put down that axe, we still have to sort the left wing of the castle library today.”
>Twilight walked back into the castle without so much as a backwards glance.
>So what if you wanted to give the guy a little excitement? Beats sorting books all day.
>I don’t know why book hoers has to be such a colossal cuntasaurus rex all the time
>Always demeaning Spike , like he was her slave or something
>that's when you had the idea
>the best idea you have ever had
>if the Dragons have a lord already, what's to stop there from being a Dragon Knight?

>You are Spike
>an incredibly bored spike at that
>Anon was gonna teach you how to be strong, like those heroes in the comics!
>then twilight had to come outside and ruin your chance
>you sigh as Twilight magics a pile of ancient tomes into your arms
>at least anon taught you some cool new words
>you don't know what a “Thu’um” is, or what “Yol Toor Shul” meant, but they sounded cool
>probably something awesome from his world
>Like that ‘Path of the Dragon’ he mentioned.
>you need to ask him more about that
>putting the books into their correct places according to the dewey decimal system you start wondering about what Anon was telling you about Dragons
>you had never heard of any of it before, and you had used your position as Princess Twilight’s assistant to look extensively into the subject
>so you were understandably distracted thinking of new insight into his species when you walked straight into a pile of books

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>>29745679
>the sound of hardback copied books hitting crystal and pages fluttering all over the floor snaps you back to reality
>”SPIIIIIIIIIIKE!”
>oh no
>you know that tone
>it's the tone that haunts your childhood
>it’s the tone that means you were sleeping in the closet tonight
>you had your own room now, but you still remember that closet
>that dark, musty closet...
>you shudder as you scramble to pick up all the books you dropped
>wait
>these books are all about dragons!
>and you didn’t recognize any of them!
>making a note about that, you finally stack and sort the books just as twilight comes around the corner
>”what was that noise?”
“N-Nothing.”
>She gives you a look of pure exasperation, then sighs
>”Come on then. We still have more books to sort.”
“Did we get any comic books?” you say hopefully. “I lost my collection when Golden Oaks was destroyed.”
>”Why would a- nevermind, i think we actually got some.”
>YES
>This was the best day ever

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>>29745690
>you are anon again
>And you were making some preparations
>there was no blacksmith or armoury in Ponyville, so that means you were gonna have to go find one
>you had some bits from helping around town, so you didn’t think it would be that much of a problem
>until you learned how much a good suit of armour costed
>and that was just the pony armour set
>you had nowhere near enough for a custom suit, let alone two
>that's why you were digging in the outskirts of pony ville with a gem sifter and a big wagon
>with several big holes behind you
>you had some luck with your endeavour though as your half full wagon attested to
>fuck yeah

more later maybe

>>29745690
the poor little fuck
raised by soft herbivores
he has no chance

>>29745694
Sweet, that armor set is the best.

>>29745694
I an going to be disappointed if he doesn't make the armor from the gems by using duck tape/glue to hold it in one piece.

>>29745607
Still better than regular bumps

>>29745607
>Brazil homeless hero

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>>29744640

>>29745694
I AM INTEREST

Johnathan

>>29745541
>>29745585

Anon, she'd gladly kill you to rid Ponyville of your presence.

She ain't cute, she's an attempted murderer. Given the opportunity she'd beat you to death, no matter how many kicks it would take compared to killing Lero.

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>>29746078
I'm sorry

>>29746121
No no no, I mean outside xeno-verse. Regular ol' RGRE universe, where ponies are marshmallows.

>>29746153
>where ponies are marshmallows.
This is why everyone left you

>>29746153
>ponies are marshmallows.
THIS! HE GET IT!

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>>29746141

>>29746121

>>29745541
>I can't take a racist pony seriously except for in a universe where pony-kicks can kill certain humans via collapsing their ribcage
>except for in a universe where pony-kicks can kill certain humans via collapsing their ribcage
>except
Yes. That's exactly what he said. A racist pony is adorable except for when the story is in a universe where the pony can and will kill the human. Nice reading comprehension.

>>29746187
dear god

>>29746153
>Regular ol' RGRE universe, where ponies are marshmallows.

But that gets boring after a while.

I'm not asking for edge, just a story where ponies aren't marshmallows.

>>29746238
>just a story where ponies aren't marshmallows.
>Only 2 story where ponies aren't marshmallows
kys

>>29746238
To be fair, murderous racist ponies being more than willing to blindly kill any human they meet via breaking all their ribs is a bit much if your goal is to avoid edge while still steering away from marshmallow. It's possible to avoid marshmallow while no jumping straight into murder.

>Anon is nice enough, pleasant
>Fairly outgoing most of the time, usually happy, likes to spend time with friends
>Though the mysticism has worn off over time for most, sometimes ponies he only recently met finally give in to their curiosity and ask Anon about the long, aged scar on his inner left forearm
>They're usually drunk; they have to be to get over the rudeness of asking, especially a stallion
>He always peers at the mark with a strange smile and says that it was an injury he picked up when he was younger and dumber
>He never says anything more than that, so eventually the ponies who know him just drop the subject, even if his closest friends occasionally worry about his hesitance to offer specifics
>This feeling of worry frequently returns when Anon get into one of his strange 'moods'
>It doesn't happen often, but their are two usual effects that making spotting the phenomena much easier
>The first is simple; canceling appointments
>Now, everypony does that sometimes, but when Anon does it he cancels everything, sometimes for over a day, and his friends are sure that during those days he doesn't leave his house
>The second sign is more frequent in general and as such harder to spot, but it ALWAYS shows up after the first
>Anon will go somewhere, usually the SAA farm but not exclusively, and try to find some extra work or task
>Anon already has a job at SAA and a fair amount of bits to live on (Granny Apple makes sure of it), but that isn't the strangest part
>If he goes for work and any complications come up about the hassle of temporary employment and payment, Anon always says that it doesn't matter, and that he'll volunteer for free
>He's quite insistent
>Applejack sees this side of him the most
>She rarely asks him about it since he's never once given her a straight answer, but she's always thinking about what might be happening to him

>>29746488
>She and the other mane six have investigated him in secret several times to try and find out if he's having any of the usual problems an available colt might have, like harassment or stalking
>Anything that might explain why he hides in his home or runs off to seek time near others
>They never find anything concrete beyond the usual stuff
>Still, every few months like clockwork, Anon will politely reschedule any appointments he has beyond work and lock himself away
>Two or three days later he'll emerge and begin his search, many times ending up on the farm
>AJ always shows him plenty of care and never lets him work extra hours without getting payed, even though he insists, obsessively almost, that he doesn't want to be a burden to them by forcing extra time
>AJ will occasionally find Anon out in the field fiddling with an apple or a leaf or whatever might be nearby, staring out at nothing with a melancholy expression and stroking the scar on his forearm
>She always approaches him in these moments
>"Hey cowpoke, you doin' alright out here?" she'll say, or some other variant, many times startling him without meaning to
>He laughs, smiles, shakes his head
>"Oh, it's nothing. I'm fine." he says, every time
>Sometimes she finds him hard at work, his face hardened as he pushes like a machine at whatever task he's given, outpacing even Big Mac's efforts with his raw attention to the job
>He whispers to himself sometimes when he thinks nopony can hear him, and it's usually the same things
>"It always passes." he'll say, "This is normal. I'm fine, It always passes." he reminds himself quietly
>If he and AJ have any extended conversions during this time, Anon frequently becomes more sentimental than usual, even for a male
>He'll frequently mention how much he appreciates the time and attention you and all the others in his life give 'someone like him'
>He'll how much he cares about you, and them, and how he knows that everypony cares about him, too

>>29746494
>Sometimes his eyes become strained, almost desperate when he says these things
>She always immediately confirms his statements, even if she think they're obvious
>"Well o'course!" she'll say, and mean every word, "'Course they do! Why wouldn't they?"
>He never answers

>>29746502
You reminded me to take my meds.

>>29746488
hes a suicide aint he

>>29746187
WHAT THE F-AHAHAHAHA, THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNN-
>>29746488
O-Oh...

Now I'm sad

>>29746494
fund this.

>>29746523
That's good Anon. If only I hadn't made so many grammar errors that I'm now considering taking some myself.

This is your brain on green.

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>>29745694
please continue

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>>29746488
>>29746494
>>29746502
shit, now I'm sad

>page 9

Cause of Death: Feels

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>>29747214
There are worse ways to die

>>29747251
>Cause of death: too embarrassed to go outside or answer the door while wearing a ratty sweater; starved to death

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>>29746488
>>29746494
>>29746502
......Do it.

>>29747293
Be realistic - she died of extreme shame on the first day. The shame of realization that your scenario is plausible.

>>29746502
>Anon is constantly worried people will find out the scar is just a red marker.
>During his super edgy phase he'd draw it on each morning, and was then teleported to Equestria.
>Years have passed and he's outgrown his edgy autism, but he can't just stop drawing it, otherwise ponies will realise.
>In the back of his closet there's a bunch of flame shirts too.

>Waifu has a very innocent view on colts
>Firmly believes that they wouldn't do something as "dirty" as masturbating
>Anon comes into her life and proves her wrong

>>29747651
No.

>>29747937
>Anon, stop masturbating into my breakfast.
I just want to fertilize your eggs. Let me fuck you.
>Silly anon you cant fertilize chicken eggs.

>>29748132
>>Anon, stop masturbating into my breakfast.
>"No."

>>29748132
>>29748194
>masturbating
>willing waifu right there
confirmed faggot

>>29748274
It's for when she's too worn out.

>>29748281
>not taking her anyways
i stand by my statement

>>29748283
>Raping your waifu

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>>29748290
>implying rape
she wants it anon
she always wants it

the mind is willing but the body is spongy and weak

>>29744777
A "cottage" industry?

Get it?


Because she lives in a cottage?

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>>29746502
Welp, that got too real.

>>29748307
> forked tongue

Por qué?

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>>29749092

>>29749092
>doesn't mention the fuckhuge horns on her head

>>29749115
Shit, I thought that was just more hair. Okay, makes sense now I suppose.

>>29744640
Why is rainbow cropped out of these pictures?

>>29749092
Because forked tongue allows the demonpone to detect which direction your scent is coming from, and therefore where you are. She can smell that dick from miles away and she's coming to get it, no matter where you hide.

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>>29749252
>Demonpone tracks you down by the smell/taste of your cock
>Your doors are locked (you're the only one in Ponyville who has mechanically-locking doors instead of the easily-bypassed magically-locked doors) and your windows are closed
>Another failure for Demonpone
>But wait.
>There, on the front door!
>Another tiny door!
>Demonpone will taste your cum yet!
>Demonpone tries to crawl through tiny door-door
>Demonpone's succulent rump gets caught and she cannot get unstuck
>Demonpone cries herself to sleep that night

>>29749284
Anon humps her face out and drags her in.

>>29749299
kek
Perfect mouth-raping position.
inb4 you can't rape the willing

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>>29749299
>>29749307
>mouth
>back end is completely and utterly defenseless
Plebeians get out of my thread.

>>29749336
All holes are available once the pony is trapped.

>Anon steals a tome of forbidden dark magic
>He's gonna summon himself a succubus
>He performs the ritual, and his demonpone arrives from the land of fire and suffering
>Succubus pone is confused
>When mortals summon one of their kind to experience unholy pleasure, it's usually a mare summoning an incubus
>She's never been called upon before
>She tries to act the part, but Anon can tell something's up
>After a bit of prodding, she breaks down and admits that she's a virgin
>But what she lacks in experience, she makes up with enthusiasm, so he should totally give her a chance, she's always wanted to feel the touch of a stallion, she promises to only steal his soul a little bit, she reads lots of dirty magazines so she's picked up on some of the techniques, and she--
>As she rambles a mile a minute, blood rushes into Anon's cock at the speed of sound as he realizes he's about to deflower an immortal lust demon

>>29749342
This anon is my nigga.
I'd kill for him.

>>29749342
>succupony steals anon souls
>its literally a pile of shit
i guess all those years shitposting really DID something

>>29749370
Anon's soul is too big to fit into Succupony's Soul Sack™

Also, it's just a joke Anon.

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>>29749342
>As she rambles a mile a minute, blood rushes into Anon's cock at the speed of sound as he realizes he's about to deflower an immortal lust demon

this erects the man

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>>29749342
>>As she rambles a mile a minute, blood rushes into Anon's cock at the speed of sound as he realizes he's about to deflower an immortal lust demon
Nice.

>Anon orders pizza
>Realizes belatedly that he does not have enough bits on hand to pay for it
>Thinks back to his younger years about what would happen if a woman (or the societal equivalent of a woman) wanted pizza but couldn't pay for it
>.....
>DONG DING
>who where?
>Anon answers the door in a loose housecoat
>The delivery pony is a teenaged mare
"Oh, no! It seems as though I don't have the bits for this pizza."
>He starts to slip the robe off of his shoulders, watching as the teenage mare's shocked expression turns to dawning realization, and then pure happiness
"Is there another way that I can..."
>Anon traces a finger along the teenage mare's jaw
"...pay for it?"

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>>29749799
>Uh
>UH
>Shit.
>Applejack Pizza is going to spit in your food the next time you order if you can't come up with those 13 dollars.
>You run through the house with speed fueled with the knowledge that you only have about ten minutes before the pizza pony gets here.
>You check all your pockets, from unwashed pants to bathrobes.
>You turn over all your couch cushions.
>You even get on your hands and knees and check under the sofa.
>You've found SOME coinage, but not as much as you thought you would.
>After all that work, you've only accumulated...
>6 bits.
>DING DONG
>FUCK
>Dammit, what did people do back home when they couldn't afford pizza?!
>Wait, no.
>Okay, stop. Think.
>Things are different around here; don't forget.
>What did WOMEN do back home when they couldn't afford pizza?
>The mare starts knocking on the door and you realize that you've spend the last 30 seconds thinking.
>You rush into your bedroom, grab your housecoat, and rush back towards the door, stripping as you do so.
>You almost trip and fall while you're taking off your underwear, but that isn't important.
>The pizza guy is WAITING!
>Sweating, panting, and having banged your knee on the corner of the banister during your mad dash to reenact a porno, you finally reach out and open the door.
>The mare wearing the Applejack Pizza shirt looks distinctly disgruntled, peeved at having to wait for your dumb ass to answer the door.
>If you fuck this up, this mare's going to spit in your pizza the next time you order.
>The unicorn waiting for you is smaller than you expected, and she's got a bunch of red splotches on her face
>It dawns on you that she's a teenager.
>Perfect; no teenager can resist something to stick their dick into.
>Or, in the case of Equestria, no teenaged filly can resist the prospect of getting a dick stuck inside of them.

>>29749878
>"Hello," the teenaged pony growls, looking down a receipt hovering in front of her face, "Is this Ah-noh-nee-moose?"
"You bet."
>You try and purr when you spoke, but you're still pretty out of breath.
>"I've got your pizza. That'll be thirteen bits, sir."
>The mare finally looks up to hover over your pie, and freezes.
>Her eyes widen as she takes in the sight of you, and a blush somehow makes itself known despite the red pockmarks already covering her cheeks.
"Goodness me, I think I'm a bit short."
>"S-Sir?"
>The mare takes an uncertain step back, eyes wide and wild
>You make a point of slipping the bathrobe over your shoulders.
"Is there any other way... that I can pay for-"
>SPLAT
>"NO THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY SORRY GOODBYE"
>The teenage filly drops the pizza right onto your porch and takes off running.
>...

>Be Digiorno
>Be running away from a stallion who was trying to seduce you
>You're going to be a virgin forever, aren't you?

It's a bit shit but it's better than nothing

>>29749284
That looks a lot like the Pinkster, except if it was, she would magically get unstuck as soon as Anon looked away.

He looks back and she's gone, because now she's right behind him.

>>29749884
kek

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I want to seduce a fresh out of training camp changeling infiltrator. Imagine the look on her face when the one meant to do the seducing gets seduced.

>>29749884
Now I'm imagining multiple cheesy porn scenarios where a young mare is delivering pizza or come to fix Anon's hot water heater only to be seduced

>>29749949
I think it starts here
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29187714/#29197155
Quoted the wrong post.

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>>29749959
>you will never see right through an expertly trained infiltrator and surprise seduce her

>>29749959
Oh goodness, look at her. She looks so happy.

>>29749995
>"The buck's with this guy? First he orders pizzas 3 times a week, next his pipes break twice a month, and on top of that he keeps cycling through pool fillies."

>>29750034
>Anon is trying to invent the steam engine but keeps fucking up and having backpressure flow into the pipes.
>He orders pizza because he's been working nearly non-stop and doesn't have the ingredients or patience to cook his own food while the machine isn't working.
>The pool-fillies just happen to be a cheap source of assistants.

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>>29750034
Changelings are very soft and happy creatures, like ponies. The only reason the ones you usually see are so angry and vicious looking is because they're starved of love.

A loved changeling is a happy changeling.

>>29750080
>Anon keeps finding ponies waiting for him outside his door every morning, looking absolutely thrilled to see him
>They immediately jump into his arms and snuggle up against his chest
>Anon reacts as though he were being swarmed by 20 happy puppies, and the changelings soak up that love
>Something something RGRE

>>29750135
>>Something something RGRE
Ponies getting disgusted and angry at these 'mares' throwing themselves at a single male?

>>29750149
Bam, nailed it. They're like "please stop molesting that stallion." and the changelings are all "no."

>>29749336
You start with the mouth, then move on to the better holes.

>>29749949
It didn't piss me off. I just thought it was trash. It was disappointment, not anger. Huge difference.

>>29750255
Fucking amateurs. you END with the mouth. What if she bites you? You have to neutralize her first

>>29750280
She's not going to bite you. Besides, I have a pair of huge pliers in case her face isn't cooperative. Can't bite very well without teeth.

>>29750011
I miss bnw. They were pretty good people.

>>29750280
shes a mare so she will love every second of it

>>29750305
>shes a mare so she will love every second of it
This is just another reason to go ass-to-mouth.

>>29750135

i always loved the idea where any changeling near anon soaks up so much love they all turn into queens

anon just gives them belly rubs and pettings

>>29750398
Dude that's pretty lewd.

>>29750394
I would keep a dozen queens for myself just to cuddle and pet everyday.

>>29750421
dood

>>29750421
So are you just going around posting horse porn for any particular reason or?

>>29750421
Quit trying to get the thread deleted, asshole.

>>29750456
That won't get the thread deleted, the janny or a random mod will probably drop by and just delete his posts.

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>>29750456
So when the thread gets deleted, whoever makes the next RGRE thread plz use this image.

>>29750421
So what made you decide to post this to RGRE of all threads? Out of every thread in the catalog?

>>29750506
>implying

>>29745673
>your fireproof
Fireproof what?

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>>29750421
>posts a couple of webms
>leaves
for what purpose

>>29749949
http://pastebin.com/MiKdnHLL
It's at the bottom of the google doc.

>>29750547
I think he was just giving us presents like some kind of perverted Santa Clause, stepping into the thread just long enough to drop off some webm's before giving us a wink and a nod and then disappearing into the night.

>>29750562
kek

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>>29749342
Oh god I love the premise anyone know of any green like it?

I'm surprised a mod was actually awake to delete the posts.

>>29750398
>>29750421
thats kinda hot

Which ponies would be the clingiest?

Who would get jealous of Anon spending too much time with mares that aren't her.

In a world of herding as the norm, which mare is possessive and wants Anon all to themselves?

Or Anon is in a tiny herd with 2 or 3 mares, it's been that way from the start and they are definitely not open to the idea of 'just adding more' to their happy herd.

>>29750845

>Who would get jealous of Anon spending too much time with mares that aren't her.
>In a world of herding as the norm, which mare is possessive and wants Anon all to themselves?

Fluttershy

She's also too timid to say anything, either to anon or the mares he flirts with.

But she burns with raging jealous fire on the inside.

>>29750858
Fluttershy can only bottle it up for so long, eventually she's gonna explode.

>>29749342
my nigga, I would buy you a beer

>>29750867
At night, all over the bed sheet.

>>29750867
>>29750858
She also has a fetish for being cucqueaned, so she hates herself.

>>29750872
That's too much misery for such a sweet pone.

>>29750858
>>29750867
>She may not actually say anything
>But she is bad at hiding it
>Anon has trouble telling due to pony body language barriers
>But her friends can tell that something is wrong

>>29750890
She can't help it. Confirming her inferiority complex turns her on so much that she can get orgasms just watching her stallion fuck another mare. It's kinda pathetic. She just sits in the corner, sobbing and orgasming while some random zebra rides her stallion's cock right in front of her.

You can get stoned in America, it won't kill you.
But if you get stoned in israel...
Buddy, you ded...

>>29750444
Because it's /mlp/ and we like pony pussy

I've got some green nobody asked for. First time writing so don't expect too much

>you get off of the bed with a thump
>you walk over to your closet and start the slow process of equipping your armor
>it takes you a while even after all the training sensei had you do
>once all of its finally on, you take a look at the mirror
>your custom made iron armor looks just like a knights and fits around your form
>suave as fuck
>your name is High Road and today is the day that you're going to greatness
>today is the day that you will show the world what you're made of
>today is the day that you will start your grand adventure
>today is the start of a career that will surpass Daring Do's
>and you love it
>you take a step back from the mirror and run out of your bedroom and towards the kitchen
>you slow down to take a sniff of your mom's amazing cooking before resuming your pace
>you skid to a halt as you stop in front of your dad
Hi dad!
>he takes a look at you over his paper as he sips his coffee
>"Hey sport."
>both of you are silent
>"So today's the day, isn't it?"
>you nod as you start fidgeting
>"Now, are you sure that you don't want to stay here? You know that the craft of pencils has been long passed down our family."
>you groan in annoyance
Dad, look. I know that you want me to take over the family buisness, but I can't. I mean, look, at this.
>you point to your cutie mark, a compass, earned on the day you traveled into the forest next to your town
This is definitely not the mark a pencil maker gets! This is the mark of an adventurer, an explorer, someone to surpass--
>you hold your tongue
>your dad really doesn't like how you keep comparing yourself to a "fantasy" hero
>like he knows anything

>>29750969
--Sensei! Surpass sensei! And besides dad, I'm sixteen now! I can make decisions for myself!
>dad goes back to his paper with a sigh
>"Alright, if you're that dedicated to it. Just make sure to write to us while you're gone. And send some of that money you'll get. We've needed to get a new door for a while."
>you squee as you jump in place
Thanks pops, you're the best!
>he grins at you over the paper
>"Go kiddo, don't want to keep Anon waiting."
>you nod as you run into the kitchen where your mom is making hay pancakes
>she looks at you and smiles
>"So today is when my little champ is going to go and become a big time adventurer, isn't it?"
>you nod enthusiastically, making your mom chuckle
>"Well what are you waiting for? You've got a whole world ahead of you, don't let us stop you."
>You smile before sprinting for the door
Bye pa, bye ma! I'll be sure to write once I've got the chance!
>they both say farwell as you step outside
>you take a breath of fresh air
>you're actually doing this
>you're going to leave this dinky, tiny, old town that nobody bothers to put on a map
>a town that is practically isolated from the rest of Equestria
>nobody cares about the town enough to come down, giving the town a very tightly knit community that only changes when somepony dies or is born
>this makes ponies very hesitant to leave, as they feel welcome here
>and you hated it
>today is the day that you will go and experience everything that the outside has to offer
>you're going to see the forests, the deserts, the oceans, the lakes
>you're going to meet changelings, griffons, diamond dogs
>who knows, maybe you'll slay a dragon like sensei!
>you bump against a wall
>looking up, you see that you were so lost in your thoughts that you walked all the way to Sensei's house and bumped into it

>>29750975
>well, calling it a house is a little generous considering that it's little more than a shack
>the entire place reeks of decay, with the outside being caked in moss and the yard being left ravaged with weeds
>and sensei didn't care one bit
>you walk over to the door and position yourself at the very center
>you knock exactly 4 times on the door and wait 6 seconds
>sensei opened the door with his trademarked smile
>or at least, that's how you imagined how his face was
>its hard to read expressions when they're covered by a green mask
>"Hello young grasshopper. Are you ready to complete your training?"
>you nodded as he ushered you inside
>anyone that's been inside Sensei's house would immediately notice that it's worse on the inside than the outside
>there's so much junk that you can't even see the floor, restricting your movement
>sensei's bed is also covered making it so that sensei only sleeps on a hammock
>this isn't even mentioning the cobwebs, smell of mold, and his strange brick that constantly plays "patrician music"
>and yet even with all of this Sensei still can find whatever he needs whenever while your having trouble balancing on a pillow with a minotaur on it
>"Now are you sure that you want to do this young grasshopper? The world on the outside is very different from here"
That's what I'm leaving town for!
>he grins, you think
>"In that case..."
>Sensei trails off as he sticks his hand between a box that's full of dried meats and another box full of magazines that your parents wouldn't let you read
>stupid parents
>all you wanted to see was a mare's "bongos" as Sensei called them

>>29750978

>"Ah ha!"
>Sensei pulls out a sword from the rubble
>"This sword was crafted from an ancient master in an ancient land. This sword is superior to all others, as it is folded over one thousand times! I have threatened many a vampires with this sword, and now, it is yours"
>you snatch the sword out of his hands
Thanks sensei!
>you bow to him
Now I would like to talk more but my train leaves soon. I'll write back!
>he sputters out something as you leave
>you close the door behind you

>be Anon
>should've you let the kid go?
>you ponder this thought for a second
>eh, why not?
>you go back to reading about the history of Equestria
Ah ha! I knew it! The comics were canon!

That's it. Thoughts, criticism? Should I keep going or kill myself? Keep in mind my proofreading is reading it over once and saying, "Yeah, that's good."

>>29750983
I don't get it. I am saying that it is good but I can not understand it.

>>29750983
Well you kinda fucked up the three by having him treat his mom and dad like we would those roles should have been reversed also prob be better if he was she unless the point is normal roles/autism brought up stallion joins the hairs other then that it's pretty good

>>29751018
Fucking auto correct is cancer I'm going to bed

>>29750983
It's kinda confusing and has no connection to RGRE.

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>Anon's herd is the entire female population of Canterlot Castle

>>29751112
>>Anon's herd is the entire female population of Canterlot Castle
>entire female population
this.

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>>29746502
I might just be stupid, but I dont get it.
What is the implications behind the scar and him rescheduling appointments once in a while?
Is there something I'm missing?

>>29751356
He probably was a heroin addict, and is suffering from withdrawal, at which he then occupies himself or locks himself up.

>>29751356
Anon is struggling with depression. When it starts to get worse, he has enough presence of mind to reschedule appointments for later. He then stays inside because he is too depressed to do anything. The scar is where he slit his wrist to commit suicide, only to end up in Equestria.

>>29751452
THIS!

>>29751452
Slit wrists are boring, at least it's kind of exciting to go to a scene where someone set themselves on fire.

It would explain away the mask pretty good too.

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>>29751356
I don't know the exact psych terminology, but I would go with 'bipolar manic depression'. You experience heavy swings almost completely at random. One day everything is amazing, the next you might fuck up something or not get a reply from a friend or just start doubting yourself about something trivial, and it's downhill from there.

Can confirm Anons action arent unusual - I've had occasions where I've locked myself away for a week, maybe eat something 2/3 times total in that time. It feels pointless to do anything, either because you know you'll fuck up or because you don't deserve any form of satisfaction. Maximum melancholy.

It also doesn't 'end' immediately. Social contact is difficult because theres still that mindset that you're just wasting the other persons time, that they should be focused on anything else because you don't want to be a burden or a distraction.


The answer is obviously to provide perpetual pony pussy pounding programs preventing paranoid psychosis. Or pic related. That works too

How about something simple?

>Luna takes a liking to Anon.
>Is a thousand years out of practice at wooing stallions.
>Ponies find her behavior abhorrent.
>Anon finds it adorable.

>>29751633
>Pic
>"Tiddies..."

>>29751633
I know, man, it's fucked. It's a long road to recovery.

>>29750983
Punctuation and capitalization are a thing.....a thing you should use....please.

Not RGRE enough regardless.

>>29751112
>Mfw when I was the one who wrote that prompt and some one noticed it.
Anon is well known around Canterlot castle for being a gentle, caring master. Pretty much everyone wants to have his babies and a few of them have already become mothers. Anon honors them by showing concern for the state of his unborn children, giving them belly rubs laying down with them speaking soft words

>>29751971
>>29751047
>>29751018
Did I really not hunt at the rgre enough? Was it because it was too confusing or something else? Also, how was it confusing and what could I do to fix it?

>>29752257
The mother was in the kitchen and the father was sitting at the table reading the paper. That shit is regular gender roles.

>>29752318
>the world on the outside is very different from here
>a town that is practically isolated from the rest of equestria

Was this way too vague then?

>>29752342
Yeah.

But again.....punctuation and capitalization.

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>>29751971
>Punctuation and capitalization
no u

>>29752390
Quin ellipsis don't require capitalization.

>>29752400
>Quin ellipsis
wat

>>29752410
>.....

>>29752419
yes, but i never said it did

>>29751645
I'd read it

Artyom

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>>29752508
yeah?

>>29750983
I like it senpai. Just throw in some random "Silly little colt" lines if you're waiting until later to get to the meat of the RGRE. It should keep everyone happy.

>>29752534
>Not answering in the tongue of the Motherland.

I'm disappointed, son.

>>29752565
artyom knows english and russian, his father wanted him to learn both.

>>29752508
>>29752534
seenging pipes

>>29752342
Oooo, so this is the only non rgre town in Equestria eh? Neat idea but without a scene of him encountering that it isn't obvious at all.

>>29751356
promptfag here

As others have said, the general idea was that the Anon in the prompt has bouts of depression and, over time, has become used to his condition. He may also not have access to any medicine, or didn't take any before, and copes with the imbalance through self-assurance and distraction until it passes. I also implied that depression or similar things aren't common in Equestria, so poners haven't caught on to the signs. Beyond that stuff is up for interpretation.

>>29752248
I like to read that please anon-kun.

>>29752248
my heart

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No one would reeeee if I wrote light, consensual, loving Flutterdom right?

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>>29753208
just do it you faget

>>29753208
DO IT

>>29753208
Fuck you to meh, dom is trash and so are you.

>>29753208
Duet

>>29746502
To Anon
From :Dad
>There was just so little time left after you were born.
>I don't know how much love I managed to pour into raising you after your mother died...
>But your smile kept me going

>I would like to have come with you, but I couldn't.
>I wanted you to forget everything and move on... I knew you'd be alright.
>But you'll get lonely, and remember.

>I know you'll grow strong, and read this letter some day.
>I really wish we could have spent more time together. I'm sorry.
>You were so young back then, too young to understand what they meant. So let me repeat...
>My final words to you.

>I love you son.

>I could never find the right way to tell you.
>When i'm older i know that i'll be silent beside you
>And the words wont be enough
>And you will need to know it inside our faces
>And i will carry on for us

>And it's a long way forward
>So trust in me
>And i know
>I'm not
>Alone
>You'll be watching over us
>Until
>You're gone

>>29753208
Do it

>>29753208
Do it but don't let people scare you off.

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>>29753249
Son of a bitch.

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>>29753249
>>You're gone

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>>29753249
I'M NOT CRYING
YOU'RE CRYING
SHUT UP

>>29753249
I see what you done. Good taste

>>29749342
Little did succubus pone know her magically enhanced sex drive and endurance can only almost keep up with anon's. Her heart on the other hand stood no chance.

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>>29753208
Eh... everything with Fluttershy I just like for her to be getting dominated. She's just too perfect for it.

>>29753409
Believe it or not , Anon, there a lot of people in real life who are submissive around other people and dominant in the bedroom

>>29753440
Nice meme.

>>29753440
I could see things being all bottled up inside of her. She's prime pickings for gentle not-so-gentle loving.

>>29753445
I think what you don't understand is, a Dom doesn't have to overcome their partner in order to be dominant in bed. They just have to like being in power, while the partner doesn't mind or even likes being submissive.

>>29753249
I don't get it.
Did the dad die, did Anon an hero what?
Don't care if I'm exposing how retarded I am, I legit don't get this post.

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>>29753800
That's nice, it doesn't change the way I see Fluttershy being.

>>29753821
Fair enough

>>29753810
The
>When you're reading this
line seems to indicate the father died first.
The Greentext doesn't explain this Anon much though.

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>>29753883
So if I got this right
>MomAnon dies in childbirth or during Anon's childhood
>DadAnon dies later
>Anon an heroes
>Ponyland because he had a hard life
>Still depressed because suicidal depression requires more than 'cheer up, bro'
Right?

If this is the case I don't get the massive 'i cri evrytime' feedback.
Not that the green was written badly, just that we know so little about Anon that it feels hard to empathize with him to this degree.

>>29753952
I was under the impression that Anon committed suicide and that note ("You'll be watching over us") implied that Anon's dad was still alive and that he was writing a letter to his dead son as some kind of cathartic relief, like talking to a gravestone.

>>29753810
Writerfags here. Dadanon run over and killed in car crash saved his son
>>29753952
>Anon a hero
No. His Dad did.

>>29753952
I think that seems about right.
>>29753989
Might have been possible to read it both ways if it wasn't for the
>I know you'll grow strong, and read this letter some day.
line.
The rest could be read either way but implied future agency of Anon to read the letter indicates he Can Read, and the dead don't have much opportunity to read as far as I know.

>>29754015
I choose to believe the "anon an herod and dad is mourning" because I find the concept of outliving your children (and the unknowable dread of wondering if you contributed to his suicide or otherwise could have stopped it) very sad.

>>29745457
fuck your meme, Zecora a cute.

>>29753231
1 out of 7 Anons are faggots.

Is the flutterdom anon still willing to write? Because I kind of need it. Oh and inject it with comfiness and some feels

>>29754425
More like 6 out of 7 Anon's are trash.

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>>29754448

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>>29753208
I crave it.

>>29754445
Too tired, I'll finish it tomorrow.
If I get dubs I'll finish it tonight, but I very much doubt I will.

>>29746078
She's proving she's a breadwinner and can provide for a big family.

>>29754725
>If I get dubs I'll finish it tonight
Kek has forsaken us!

>>29754809
>"Only the finest frozen pizza, love."

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Woo thread is a bit dead

>"Hey Anon! Why are you hanging around the castle? Aren't you and Twi supposed to be on some sort of cheesy date?"
>Dash makes a kissy face as she flies over your head
>You throw an arm up in the air while leaving the other holding your book open
"Hey at least someone else other than me remembered!"
>Dash stops her teasing and seemingly freezes in the air
>"Wait wait wait wait! Did Twi literally stand you up?"
"Mmm-huh!"
>Dash shakes her head
>"What in the buck is more important than a night with her stallion?"
>She almost shouts it in obvious confusion
"Studying for a test"
>"Studying?"
"Yep."
>You turn the page on your book and keep reading
>She covers her face with her hooves
>"Geeze that mare is such a dyke. Did she at least give you a heads up?"
>You just point over to the slip of paper on the table in front of you
"Dont worry about the footprint. She had a guard leave it on my doorstep"
>Dash drops out of the air into the chair next to you
>"For the love of...HOW CAN A MARE THAT SMART BE SO DUMB?"
>You just shrug and continue reading
>"And how can you be so calm! Any normal stallion would never talk to her again."
"Yeah you are probably right."
>She smacks herself in the forehead with her hoof hard enough that you can hear it even when muffled by her fur
>"So are you gonna dump her? I wouldnt blame you if you did."
"Nope. I have other plans for her."
>You place your bookmark in your book and slide it in front of her
>She winces and whistles when she reads the title
>"Riding the Peak: A stallions guide to teat twisting and mare orgasm denial" By Prench Tickler

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>>29755630
nice

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>>29755630
Eh.

>>29755652
Sorry if you are not a fan. I saw the thread was slow as fuck today and decided to throw a quick little thing down.

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>>29755630
Figured that would be more Dash's thing.

>>29755664
>Vibrators on wing tips

>>29755630
>all her friends hear about it from dash
>none of twi's friends will help her out

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>>29755630
Dump Twi and fuck Dash instead

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Wow, what happend to these threads?
Just a few weeks ago they flew by like 3 threads a day

>>29755804
More like a thread a day (not counting that one day where some moron made like 8 threads in a row and screwed up every single one)

but yeah, it's a bit slow lately.

>>29755804
>>29755820
GAZE INTO THE ABYSS THAT IS YOUR FUTURE

>>29755834
The future seems to involve Bombshell using fake chest floof to attract stallions

>>29755737
On twilight's bed.

>>29755891
That's exactly what she would want.
Why do you think she's doing this?
She wants to see her stallion reaming a more fertile, better looking mare than her.
You think she's studying for a test?
She's actually watching the conversation from afar with scrying spells.

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>>29755737
>Dash never had anything beyond a second date because of her "selfish" desire be monogamous and to have a stallion all to herself.
>Even being a hero and celeb won't fix the taint of being "selfish".
>You and her hook up, and she learns you're monogamous too.
>You get an uncharacteristically bashful yet eager mare with little drama after that revelation.
>Treat her with the love and genuine affection she gives you so freely for a permanent lifebond.
>Life is pretty good with someone you know will never turn on you.

>Moondancer finally builds up the courage to propose to her stallion
>Her stallion being Anon, of course
>After taking him out to a nice restaurant and a super-romantic fireworks display, she offers him the ring and asks for his hoof-spider in marriage
>He turns her down
>Mostly because she forgot to tell him that they were a couple
>Oops
>Moondancer tries to salvage their friendship, while secretly holding out hope that she can win his heart and give him her grandfather's dong ring

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>>29755931
MY SOUL

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>>29755737
>You grab Dash by the wings and slam her on the table.
>"Oof ! Anon what the he-" She stops as she sees the lust in your eyes. "A-Anon, what a-are you doing!?"
>You begin to rub your face up her stomach and along her chest like those books say to do.
>...
>What? If it works for a pony it works for you!
>As you slowly rub your face along her you begin to speak.
"Listen here Dash. I've been getting blue balled by Twilight since I started dating her. So, if she doesn't care about me now-"
>You raise up and take off your shirt.
>Dash is too stunned by what is happening to run.
>Her jaw drops as you reveal your muscle toned chest.
"-let's see if she cares when I'm with her friend~."
>You seize Rainbow's open mouth for your own as she at first bats at you before wrapping her hooves around the back of your head and kissing back.
>Your tongues collide as Rainbow forgets her previous attempts at fleeing and instead begins to tug you in closer to rub herself all over you.
>You'll make sure Twilight can smell you on her and her on you.
>You'll make Twilight miss you, and you'll make Rainbow love you.

>>29755965
Hey, look how well he's integrating. He's already thinking like a woman.

>>29755970
>>29755965
I kinda want to see how ponies would react to a Anon raised in Equestria but is still as lusty as a mare.

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>>29755931
>tfw too far gone for relationships
>tfw don't feel anything

>>29755965
"Oh hey Twi, smell this? It means you're in a herd now."

>>29755942
>>He turns her down
wat
>>Mostly because she forgot to tell him that they were a couple
WAT

why do you hurt me so anon?

>>29755984
>Finally!

>>29755965
>becomes a cheating whore after one missed date
typical stallion

>>29755834
Told ya'll Discord was a mistake, doesn't matter if they are just "editing" for each other, when they don't even post anything outside of their hugbox. The slow death has begun and idiots that reflexively bend over for a namefag refuse to acknowledge it. But that's how it always is I guess.

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>The pony equivalent of Nightwish

>>29756566
>It's 10 before (you)
Anon & Lero & Andrew when?

>>29756574
Half past Later if you are lucky.
Anon & Lero would be much better to ask about, being that it actually exists.

>>29756588
B-but i need to know Andrew meet Anon - lero

>>29756574
whos anderew?

>>29756640
>Hand
>A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/14407/hands

>>29756645
ah him

almost forgot about him and his boomstick made by tiny horse children

>>29755965
>Twilight gets publicly dumped and you quick hop over to the much more receptive Rainbow.
>The pegasus athlete may not be too savvy in the field of romance, but she tries her hardest and her affection is genuine.
>And you can gladly return her feelings.
>Twilight, meanwhile, is loosing her shit. Never before in history has a PRINCESS been dumped.
>It's a dishonor that no one has ever had to face before
>And now she's alone again...
>She just assumed that you wouldn't need any maintenance after the "my world is RGR and I'm more or less a mare with a dick" talk.
>It's a depressing life lesson on why assuming is bad.
>Meanwhile, you're cuddling a wildly blushing but not resisting Rainbow in public and savoring actually having a lover.

>>29755965
YES! KEK WORST PONE WITH SECOND WORST PONE!

>>29756688
>Until she misses one date because of an emergency she has to respond to.
If he'll cheat with you he'll cheat on you.

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>>29755737
There we go. Sorry I'm late

>>29756709
>Missing a date because of an emergency
Understandable.
>Missing a date to study and have a guard hand you a note saying so.
BEGONE THOT.

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>>29756736
Nigger have you forgotten the kinds of tests Twilight takes?

Her last test was to SAVE A FUCKING EMPIRE.
>Oh no, we'll have to miss dinner because Twilight has to defeat an eldritch shade enslaving the populace better fuck the next mare to cross my path.

I've literally dated women more understanding than Anon.
He is a shit
A SHIIIIT!

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>>29756736
Your husbando is shit.

>>29756758
I think "World ending monster battle" would go under the emergency banner and not the studying one. I'd be pissed if I got blown off for test cramming.

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>>29756827
She studied for the Crystal Empire test, besides just because schooling isn't important to you doesn't mean it isn't important.

Magnitudes more important for Twilight since it directly ties into her magic/ special talent/ element/ ability to protect.

I've had to cancel for shit way less important than simultaneously studying/ lifting/ weapon maintenance/ and fulfilling my fucking destiny.

And of the three tests we've seen Twilight take, her least important required her to birth a goddamn dragon. So I feel safe in assuming that the test is pretty important.

Ignoring even all of that, it is still a shitty move on Anon's part to immediately cheat. Sometimes shit comes up, that's life. Anon, you, and women in general, need to learn that the sun doesn't set on them and sometimes you'll have to step aside.
Or would you rather she fail the test and take you out to dinner for her to have to work that much harder on the next one, and pray that you didn't want another date then?

Either way, you're still better than Rainbow. There is no more dick move in the universe than cheating with your best friend's partner. Element of Loyalty my hairy asshole.

>>29756895
So RD is perfectly in canon :^)

>>29756645
I thought the idea behind Anon and Lero was that both universes had reversed gender roles. Where does Hands even fit in this?

>>29756719
Hey LaP. I was getting worried when you didn't show up earlier.

>>29756895
The problem isn't that she cancelled, you socially retarded fuckface, it's that she had a guard deliver a note instead of apologizing in person. But hey, maybe you're the kind of person who breaks important news via text.

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>>29755737
disgusting

>>29756758
This. Fucking up once and Anon going "oh yeah? Well I'll just CHEAT on her! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL TWILIGHT" proves how big a shit he is. I'll bet you a hundred thousand dollars that none of you would be cheering for him if the roles were reversed and Anon's marefriend immediately dumped Anon because he had to do something that he couldn't miss.

>>29756941
>breaks important news
Important news? You mean canceling dinner plans? It's not like she sent a guard to tell him that his mother died, Anon.

>>29756941
>Sorry I can't make dinner
>Important news
Shit my mistake, I didn't know you were a total faggot.
>>29664263

>Anon is taking a nap on on Rarity's couch
>The CMC are standing on his chest, staring nervously at him as he sleeps
>They're tired of being made fun of for not having kissed a colt yet
>Rumble escaped from the treehouse, so Anon's their best shot
>They all agree to kiss him on the cheek, because they heard that unprotected kissing can cause pregnancy
>Scootaloo smooches the left one
>Applebloom smooches the right
>When it's comes time for Sweetie Belle, she gets lost in the moment and ends up planting it right on the lips
>They freak out
>Not knowing what to do, they go to Rarity
>She's always kissing stallions, she's practically an expert!
>They aren't exactly clear on the details, so Rarity thinks that they raped Anon
>She tells AJ and RD about what happened, and they all decide they have to protect their sisters
>Convincing Anon not to talk would be easy, since he's kind of a bitch
>Unfortunately, sex comes with pregnancy
>They are going to have to marry him to protect their reputation
>Meanwhile, Anon wakes up from his nap and is confused as to why there are hoofprints on his shirt

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>>29756975
Thank you, thread needed this.

>>29756895
ok. I've got a oneshot I'm going to write after lunch for this, because the idea I have has filled me with autism and derps.

>>29756991
>BNW
>Autism
My body is ready.

>>29756294
I'm pretty sure the story implied she has done this multiple times.
> I've been getting blue balled by Twilight since I started dating her.

>>29757061
The story also implied that Anon was just going to get back at her

"Nope. I have other plans for her."
>You place your bookmark in your book and slide it in front of her
>She winces and whistles when she reads the title
>"Riding the Peak: A stallions guide to teat twisting and mare orgasm denial" By Prench Tickler

I was talking about the cheating with Dash addendum by that other guy.

>>29757074
So was I.

>>29757143
>*ppffffffffffffffttttttt*

>*plop!*

>>29755965
I just woke up from a drunken sleep and see I got (You)'s.
>Realize I wrote something.
>Read it.
>Why would the element of Loyalty help her friend's colt cheat?
>Why the fuck did I even write this?!
>I don't even like Rainbow, I prefer Luna.

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I want Eris RGRE.

Please anon...

>>29755984
>Anon cheats on Twilight with one of her friends for revenge
>Or tries to, at least
>Now he's in a herd with two waifus
>He tries again and again, only stopping when his herd grows to nine strong
>As he lays in bed, surrounded by his loving waifus(and one husbando he acquired when he got desperate), a single tear runs down his cheek
>He just wanted petty vengeance

Ok we doing this live, unscripted and sober.

>>29755965
>The two of you kiss passionately, her tongue trying to dominate you - and you, fighting back just as passionately
>You remember holding her as you fumbled for the door, stepping inside
>You don't remember your shirt getting tugged off, or your buckle being undone - but that doesn't matter
>Right now, in the heat of the moment, all you want to do is fuck Rainbow Dash
>Fuck her hard
>Fuck your frustration out in her
>With a gasp she breaks the kiss, planting her forehooves on your chest
>Grinning, she kneads your skin softly, using her wings to push you backwards -
>oh. Hello couch
>"Mmm, I don't understand how a dyke like Twilight could ever have bagged a stud like you..."
>Keeping eye contact with you, she very forcefully sits down on your lap
>Well. Less sit, more like sit-and-grind
>The flesh is so willing but the fabric is stronk
>"Oh... see? Poor colt with a frigid dyke for an alpha...you need this more than me~" she murmurs, looking down at the tent in your pants appreciatively
"Fuck me running-"
>"Oh, I don't want you walking anytime soon, babe~"
>Growling, you tug off your pants - in that estatic, frantic, I-haven't-been-laid-in-aeons-and-now-it's-HAPPENING kind of way
>With no fanfare your pants slide down to your knees - your dick hard and growing harder, pointing proudly up at your new mare
>"Oh... oh my~" RD purrs, a hoof reaching down to rub your shaft - pressing your member against her downy-soft tummy. "If I had known you were this large I'd have stolen you earlier..."
"Well, we best make up for lost time-"
>She giggles and you grunt, frowning - your hips bucking up against her almost against your will
>"Aww, and here I was hoping to take you gently in the sunl-"
>You look at her completely deadpan
"Rainbow Dash if you do not hop on my dick right now-"
>She giggles, standing up - her thighs slick with a telltale dew
>"Well, if my lord commands it~"

>>29757201
>As she positions herself, her forehooves press down on your shoulders - and you slide down, more belly-to-belly than before on the couch - giving you a wonderful view
>Your hard dick, pointed straight up into that bluebird's tight cunt
>It would be a wonderful view, if it wasn't for the fact that you could see a very shocked, very infuriated purple alicorn standing in the doorway
>"ANON! A-an-RAINBOW?!"
>Heeeere we go
>Rainbow starts to wiggle her rump at Twilight, turning her head to grin at her former friend. "What's wrong, Twi-dyke? Not giving your man the release he needs? Trust me, that ends toda-"
>With a very unpony-like growl, Twilight grabs Rainbow's tail, giving it a firm yank
>"You HOMEWRECKING BITCH-"
>As Rainbow is pulled a bit too firmly, she scrabbles to grab hold of anything - and ends up accidentially stepping right on your junk
>She tenses, you tense - and grimace
>"I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHY I'M THE ALPHA OF THIS FUCKING TOW-"
"Banana banana banana bana-"
>"-OH MY CELESTIA!"
>Like a flash, the purple aura is removed, and Rainbow hops to the side
>Your hands cup your junk, applying slight pressure
"Aaah~"
>"What hap-"
>"Look, you pulled me when I wasn't ready, so I kin-"
>"Oh Celestia - Anon let me look, let me see if there's swelling-"
>You lift one hand, letting your alpha mare look at your right nut
>"Hmm. A bit red, but I don't think - that could just be due to the increased bloodflow - maybe if we-"
>You clear your throat
"Twilight, love. I think... now that the shock has worn off, I think it was just that - shock - not actual pain."
>Your two girls sigh in relief
>"Whew. I tell you, I wouldn't hear the end of it from Flutters-"
>"Yeah, yeah...so uh..." Twilight coughs, licking her lips. "Uh..."
"Let's just start it again from the fight scene - except, this time, no long-range magic, ok?"
>Your two girls nod, Rainbow hopping back ontop of you - but this time, her legs splayed wide across your hips and thighs. "This better?"
"Yep."

>>29757196
>Due to herding and polygamy being the norm (to the point where you have to sit a pony down and spend a few hours trying to explain monogamy to her), cheating is an unheard of concept
>The only way to take on one partner without keeping your current one is to actually break up with him/her
>Anon just keeps building his herd up, much to his dismay
It reminds me of that one-shot where Anon was a rapist, only he couldn't actually rape the mares in Equestria because they saw it as a colt being forward and kinky. After "raping" a mare, they'd ask him to drop in some time and do it again.

>>29757240
>"A-alright... and uh... T-th..thanks for this."
>Twilight blushes and looks at the two of you
>Rainbow, ever eloquent and proper, laughs. "Twi, we get it - you're a nerd that likes to roleplay. It's FINE. S'ides~"
>She hits your face with her tail, earning her a sharp look
>"You helped me with that whole 'pegalopolis' thing last week-"
"Oh, yeah - that was fun, actually. Didn't know you had cloud saunas-"
>"-Or that it was so fun to fuck in one?"
>You spank Rainbow and she moans, wiggling her rump again in your face. "Ooooh, you loved it~"
"Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, Bluebird-"
>Twi giggles at RD's pet name, before straightening herself up. "Alright, alright. So. Alpha-mare threesome, take two?"
>You and RD nod
>....
>......this idiot.
>You poke RD right in the dock
>"AAH! OH, uh, Ohm... oh! Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it, Twi-DYKE?!"
>"I'm gonna beat you to a pulp and then fuck my colt on your body!"
>You grin as you look under RD's legs again, seeing your Alphamare get back into the swing of things
>Today was a 'roleplay can be fun if you have safewords' kinda day

>>29757264
Best end

>>29757264
Thank you brand.
Dear princess LaPestia, today I learned not to write while drunk and tired because you'll start a fight. Also something about friendship.

>>29757201
>pressing your member against her downy-soft tummy
I want this in my life.

>>29757299
Dubs want it! So Do it! or we leave.

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>>29757264
kek

>>29757282
>princess LaPestia
Instead of preaching friendship and tolerance, LaPestia teaches the values of lifting, eating right, and knowing when to go to bed.

>>29756975
>Convincing Anon not to talk would be easy, since he's kind of a bitch
Dropped.
Out a window.
>lol what a try hard ecks deeeee
Yeah man, sorry I can't get into stories involving a full grown adult being afraid of small dog sized horses in a cartoon world.

>>29756975
>CMC each kiss anon
>Panic because they think that they have to horsemarry him now

>>29756975
>>29757460
>CMC crushing on Anon
yes

>>29757394
It was a joke, Anon. It's not even a full story, it's just a prompt, so whoever could end up writing it would probably just ignore that. And the rape didn't actually happen, so it probably would be pretty easy to convince him but to tell anyone about it.

>>29757201
>>29757240
>>29757264
Thank you for this BNW. You need to post more when sober, or drunk, or sleep-deprived. Just post moar pls.