Let's get one going boys, tell me how much you love your girl.

>>29739929
Where the hell is my Starlight waifu?

>>29739929
Over the years I've never managed to find the perfect waifu. I've always ended up flip-flopping back and forth. Good thing I'll never go to Equestria because I'll never be able to settle down and live a normal life there, let alone here.

>>29739941
So what your saying is your never gonna have a girlfriend? No offense if that's the case

>>29740373
Sadly, I think so. My personality and interests are far too turbulent for me to ever settle on one waifu.

>>29739929
I love Twilight more that anything in this world!!!

>>29739936
Being evil 'n' shit.

>>29739936
Haven't you heard?
She's going to be sent away.

>>29739929
I love her so much that I fear it has spoiled real life women. 3D just can't compare to the purity of pone.

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>>29739929
Hi Waifu Thread!
Here's a Dashfag reporting in.

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>>29739929
I love everything about her.
Her eyes, her voice, her attitude.

watch the movie twilight with her that's
some dedication

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>>29739929
Love this horse.

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>>29739936
Further down in the full image.

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>>29739929
>>29740509
This, my waifu has such a positive impact on my life.
She gives me a feeling of completion when I think about or look at her that no 3D human will ever be able to replicate

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>>29739929
I love Twily more and more with each day. It's like I can't not think about her, like I'm addicted. She inspires me to create, gives me motivation. I feel like I can do anything if it's for her. She's the love of my life.

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>>29739929
The moon is beautiful.
But you, are even more beautiful.
Hoo-hoo-hooooooyeaaaaaaaaah.

i feel it's my duty to remind you that this behavior is not normal or acceptable. worship of a fictional character who doesn't exist, doesn't know you, and whom you will never, ever have contact with, isn't healthy.

i don't care if you reply or not and frankly if you want to obstinately sink deeper into mental illness i don't care either. i just want to provide an alternate perspective.

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>>29739929
Even if she didn't get alot if screen time, I fell in love with her at sight and love her with all my heart.

>>29739936
she had to go, her planet needed her

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>>29740621
Dully noted and discarded.

>>29740433
Fuck you

>>29740621
Hogwash. It's not healthy but it's still normal and socially acceptable, just ask the state who feel churches should be excepted from taxation for their great contribution to society.

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I fell in love with this horse

>>29739941
>he thinks you choose a waifu
Don't worry anon. If you're destined to find a waifu, you'll know it when you see it.

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>>29740621
>worship of a fictional character who doesn't exist, doesn't know you, and whom you will never, ever have contact with
So basically like religion?

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>>29740672

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>>29740709
>my imaginary friend is real, yours is not

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>>29740709
>I don't believe in ponies, I am enlightened by my own intelligence

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i feel it's my duty to remind you that you're waifu is a cute and no matter what people say, you shouldn't stop loving her just because someone else who can't see the greatness in her doesn't want you to be happy.

i don't care if you reply or not and frankly if you don't think the same about my waifu i don't care either. i just want to provide an alternate perspective.

>>29741169
Thanks, anon. Your waifu is cute as well.

>>29740720
Jesus loves me. Your waifu can't say the same about you.

>>29741238
>>>/x/

>>29740654
>>29740672
>having a waifu is morally and socially equal to, say, being a follower of the Hindu religion
nope.

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>>29741301
If we cared about what's socially acceptable we wouldn't be watching MLP in the first place.

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Reminder: ignore the shitposters. And love your waifu.

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>>29741324

Floots helps keep the depression down, but can someone elaborate what her special talent is? Is it simply talking to animals or the ability to connect with nature?

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>>29741344
>but can someone elaborate what her special talent is?
KINDNESS
DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW

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>>29740393
>>29740589
>>29740591
Patricians of this thread.

>>29741352
Kindness is her element, her talent is working with animals. DYEWTS?

>>29741387
so we're playing semantics instead of the thing right there in the show intro song, 'sharing kindness'

Why are /mlp/ waifufags so friendly and kind?
>>29741241
You mean /his/. /x/ is made up of unironic satanists and magi, while /his/ is full of YEC NeoPuritans

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>>29741400
AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE

>>29741413
>Why are /mlp/ waifufags so friendly and kind?
because calling someone a creepy weirdo amd breaking keyfabe means the whole farce of imaginary grown-up friends collapses and you'd need to face some serious uncomfortable introspection

assuming you have the mental ability for self-awareness and 'theory of mind' of course

>>29741444
But other waifufags are assholes

>>29741455
maybe you're just an asshole so everyone else looks like an asshole too

>>29741479
Fuck you

>>29741455
Wait, really? Which fandoms/boards have hostile waifufags?

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>>29741524
they don't its literally picrelated shit

>>29741550
Waifu wars are some brutal shit man.

>>29741578
Here or in other fandoms? If someone unfamiliar with this board saw the all those threads with the fluttercuck/rarity is a whore/top cunt/pinkie is a cuckquean/whatever memes, they'd probably think that we all hate each other, and yet the waifu threads are probably the tamest threads on the entire board.

>>29741621
I don't know a lot about other fandoms really, I guess some anime ones have unending waifu wars like Asuka-Rei.
>they'd probably think that we all hate each other
I guess so, but some of those are really obvious shitposting that gets spammed even as we speak so anyone would figure that one out. Now with Rarity-Dash meme rivalry, I don't even know if anyone took it seriously. I certaily didn't because I like both and I never really thought there's actual unironic hostility there.

>>29741621
>waifu threads are probably the tamest threads on the entire board
pathetic love-ins only attracting hyper-specific audiences, you say?
>tee hee i love my waifu
>hee no i love my waifu more~
>oh you, my waifu loves all of us
><3
getting muddy is only fun when you have a nice hot bath to look forward to, whereas some people are just made of mud and interacting with them makes you muddy too