I want to do yoga with Trixie

>>29739600
Fuck that, yoga sucks.

>>29739600
I want to do Trixie.

>>29739631
You have to buy her a non fat, fiber free, full protein, fiber enhanced, gluten free, color free fruit smoothie, no ice but still served ice cold, with no non fat cream whipped topping first.

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>>29739650
>"So, do you want me to save some space for the spit I am going to put in this?"

>rape

I think it would be cool and interesting if she did yoga; you could go for all kinds of post-stretchy cuddles with a Trix all smug that she can do something a certain other pony can't do at all.

>>29739661
I can't not do this when i go into child's pose

>>29739600
I don't give a fuck what you want to do with a fictional character and I don't know why you think anyone would. Don't ever come back.

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>>29739661

>>29740162
>They are all things a pony can normally do.
>You just don't want to crush her self esteem.

>rape

>>29740257
no, i just think it'd be interesting if she had one thing - one harmless, inconsequential 'can stretch and breathe good' thing - that the certain other pony couldn't do

it'd be good and would give her more depth as a character besides 'anything you can do i can do better, other pony'. also smug bitchy trix is also hot.

perfect sex position

>>29740296
Hmm.
Like she can casually touch her rear hoof to her ear sort of thing?

I want to see Trixie and Twilight both failing horrible at Yoga while Starlight tries to help them.
The two trying to out yoga the other.

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See this
What do?

>>29741641
BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTT
>"Oh...oh my....sorry."

>>29739600
Brrrrrrrrpppppppptttt
>"Trixie hopes no one heard that"

>>29741641
criticise the image's giganto-hands, giganto-chin, vacant dull expression, static hair, and the artist's obvious need to make it look *like* something instead of as though the subject was *doing* something

>>29741670
>Fart fetish
Disgusting

>>29739650
So you want enhanced fiber, that's also not going to be in it?

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>>29739600
>not quadruped

DYE yoga?

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>>29741852

>>29739669
I'll take extra spit in mine.

>>29739650
My semen is most of those things

>>29742840
>You will never trick Trixie into drinking a semen smoothie

>>29739600
I want to yoga inside Trixie

>>29741750
>>29741750
Make the customer happy!

>>29741641
Axe-kick

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>>29741670
>>29741676

>>29739661
>>29741670
>>29741676
kek and unf

>>29739600
I want to break her spine

>>29745368
>not sneaking up from her behind and surprising her by slipping your penis between her thighs

>>29741641
>rape

>>29739600
Trixie the pliant and flexible.

>>29745413
She doesn't look all that flexible. She looks like she's in pain.

>>29740296
>you will never cuddle a sensuous, flexing Trix, massaging erogenous zones while sharing naughty whispered secrets and loathing of a certain other pony

>>29746157
>"Trixie shouldn't have eaten that box of peanut butter crackers before coming here"

>>29739600
It'd be a shame if someone snuck up behind her and fucked her butt

>>29739600

>don'tfartdon'tfartdon'tfart
prrrrt
>DAMN IT

>>29739600
no hooves.

>>29747291
Just the way I like it

>>29739631
I want Trixie to do me