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>>29739468
"Take it up with school board shit eater, I do what i'm told. You don't like me teaching evolution, talk to the school board. Else I'm teaching evolution next week."
"Now about your wife, I've heard rumors of her performing lewd acts to other students and staff in exchange for favors in your daughters name. How do I know, I've partaken."

>>29739468
"Ok, and?"
>"Well, Ah want you to stop"
"You being?"
>"What do ya mean!? I'm Applebloom's legal gua-"
"No, I'm pretty sure that's Granny Smith, not you. Anything against evolution, mrs Smith?"
>"Wha-? No, dear, the resolutions are good! Always make new o-"
"Thank you very much, mrs Smith. Now, Applejack, where were we? Ah yes, you were whining without being entitled to do so."
>"AH'M PRETTY ENTITLED TO DO IT"
"Eeenope. Not the legal guardian. So, next question?"

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>>29739468
>"Next you'll be teaching them what sex is, then tell them that Faust is dead. You're going to lead these foals to hell with the kind of teaching!"

>>29739468
>Not teaching the foals that there are more than 2 genders
>Not teaching them that fillies can become cute colts
>Not solving Equestria female overpopulation

>>29739560
"Well, at least they'd know what sex is. Unlike you"
>"AH KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SEX IS, WHAT DO YA THINK!?"
"No you don't"
>"Oh yeah!? Babies grow under the apple trees, everybody knows that!"
"I stand my point."

>>29739560
>teaching them what sex is
>"Best partners are 2d partners"
>"Mister Anon! What do you mean by that?"

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>>29739468
>"Ah"
Just stop it. If you can't properly do applejack then don't bother to even attempt it.

>>29739640
Seems like a proper Alabama accent to me.

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>>29739560
>Next you'll be teaching them what sex is

You're damn straight I'll be teaching them what sex is.

>A kissless virgin teaching foals what sex is
I'd pay to witness that

>>29739560
There's no such thing as pony hell AJ.

>>29739611
"Also, Faust is dead. I killed her and raped the body."
>screams

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>>29740181
There is, and if you think impure things or about pears you go there forever.

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>>29740278
Try and stop me

>>29740298
>She blushes and starts screaming
>Then takes Apple Bloom with her and goes away
>That same night, when you get home, you find her in your bed
>Wearing leather clothes
>Completely wet
>"Ya are a naguthy one, Anon. Ah want to know how deep your pervertion is"
"Uh, AJ, what?"
>"MAKE ME YOUR SLUT, YOU UNHOLY TWO LEGGED DEMON!"

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>>29739611
>apple is pure, but dumb
>applefags will still defend this

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>>29740425
I AM an applefag and I wrote that. It's called "having sense of humor".

>>29740425
>waifufags defend waifu as pure
Whodathunkit.