Friendship is Magic #52 is storytimed here!
>>29718363
Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is storytimed here!
>>29619093
When are some of the big socials coming up in Equestria? The Grand Galloping Gala being one, of course, but surely there's a few more well-known ones in a year. Some excuse for a high-profile gathering is as good as any! How else will ponies get in the practice?
>>29731239
Previous thread.
>filly
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yas8fBClnw
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up -Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.
703: A Flurry of Emotions -After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>29737095
That's a nice date, but I'd rather take her daughter.
Gara
>>29737102
I want to touch a filly's firm butt.
>>29737099
I want to touch her cutie mark andpush her on way to her skating performance
>human filly
>>29737095
what a cute pony
>>29737130
DT is jailbait no matter what form she takes.
>>29737142
And I would take that bait.
>>29737149
>And that's why I'm in jail
>>29737128
They don't make fillies like they used to anymore.
I'm drinking whiskey on the rocks with a mare.
>>29737163
Really? How do they make them now?
>>29737170
Maybe I'm biased or is just some weird instance of nostalgia, but I like the old fillies more.
>>29737159
are there cute stallions in jail?
>>29737188
nope!
>>29737159
Totally worth it.
>>29737095
what happens at a Gara?
Is it like a Gala, but more fun?
>tendies
>>29737209
Fillies can't be thicc.
>>29737230
There's a lot more punch and balloons
>>29737230
It's like a gala, but everyone speaks with a bad Japanese accent.
Filly stuck a finger up your butt.
Idly, you wonder where she got the finger.
DAAPI!
I hope you didn't forget your ponies at the laundromat
>>29737297
why is that pony in the machine
https://a.uguu.se/vcvEsS73B0gM_mlpopbymlpg.webm
>>29737328
he opened his mouth to speak words
>>29737328
You need to wash your ponies regularly.
>>29737297
Dorks are dry-clean only!
>>29737095
Why would there be a MLP General an a mlp board?
>>29737332
>that last frame switch from Rarity to Coloratura
goddammit I never noticed
The fillies have falsified evidence against you.
Featherweight has taken several photos of you with the fillies in secret.
>>29737438
remov fetherwait
Risky filly hugs.
>>29737517
How risky?
ANON, BRO!
WHAT'RE YOU DOING INSIDE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, DUDE?
>>29737544
Butt risky.
>>29737561
farming consumables
>>29737574
Papyra is the perfect loli pony.
>>29737561
Watching the TFH stream vod
Sonicfox is an entertaining furfag
>>29737592
>>29737703
Cuddlesnakes are a serious problem.
*filly noises*
>>29737849
Fillies can be deathly quiet up until the moment they strike.
>>29737873
that's why I put a bell on mine
FILLY!
[metal riff]
FILLY!
[drum snares start]
FIL
FIL
FILLYYYY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[death metal noise]
>>29737873
Fillies are known to take down predators up to 10x their size.
>>29737891
I feel like you're just making these filly facts up
10 things filly does that THEY don't want you to know about! Click here to find out now!
FFFFFFFRIIIIIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
WHATCHU DRINKIN
>>29737628
daww, what's wrong little grumpy dumpy purple?
>>29737925
Nothing because I have work at 6am
>>29737925
Gatoradeto wash down the maca
>>29737907
Made up, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in Equestria. You get your first look at this "filly" as you enter a clearing. She moves like a horse, lightly, bobbing her head. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like a T-Rex - she'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not a filly. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two fillies you didn't even know were there.
Because fillies are a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And she lunges at you with these... Hooves, like marshmallows. She doesn't bother to nuzzle you like a cat, say... no no. She hugs you at the neck, or maybe across the belly. The point is, you are alive when they start to cuddle you. So you know, try to show a little respect.
>>29737930
>work on a saturday
that blows senpai
>>29737943
prepping the cummies, I see
>>29737925
blue stuff
>>29737989
whats that
>>29737925
rum and rootbeer
I make coke pony drink whisky.
>>29737995
Jaegermeister
Blue Kool Aid
Peach Schnapps
is called a scooby snack
>>29737925
I'm drinking straight whiskey.
Filly bought records of your internet history.
Frankly she's not even slightly surprised.
>>29738021
is it safe to give pony a scooby snack
I really want to jack it to ponies but i'm not finding anything good.
>>29737925
tap water
>>29737989
Pony dates are very cute
filly is traveling through space in the TARDIS
>>29738081
Booooo
Filly ate your entire baggy full of shrooms and thinks she's in the tardis again.
some crazy legbeard tried some acid and is hopping around with only her socks talking about all the things she is doing as a filly
>>29738082
i want to pony date
Some planet hyperconscious is wiring up lower thoughtforms into a simulated communication channel and projecting abstract stories about fauna on a fictional plane in their dream subspace
filly wants cummies!
Three fillies pull up to you in their windowless van and tell you they have porn and harem anime inside. What do you do?
>>29738168
oh boy!
what's some good harem anime going on now?
I need some tsunderes, some moe, preferably suffering but with comedy
>>29738197
>>29737095
>the trixie thread is still alive
>after 19 fucking days
>>29738218
Please stop going to magic kindergarten to pick up on mares with low self esteem.
>>29738239
I want a cute arch nemepony
I'm going to hug a pony!
>>29738239
>Celestia will never send you to magic kindergarten
>>29738273
Fluttershy's ahegao face looks weird
>>29738197
Nadesco
Oh wait, now.
Fug. dunno.
>>29738312
>>29738273
alright
who else wants one
>>29738168
If real mlp fim ponies appeared irl with a windowless van, they wouldn't need porn or anime to get me in.
although I wouldn't sexual the fillies
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>29738350
Too late. They're making you play flash games on Netscape Navigator using a 56k modem.
Gas the Pegajews
Race war now
>>29738348
>>29738370
instead, can I cuddle the pegasuses and maybe arrange a race for the ones that like going fast?
Welp, Waifu Wars is all ready for Tomorrow.
>>29732311 has match listings.
>>29738382
>Welpspikewhat did you do
>>29738382
>applefags
>ponkfags
Disgraceful
>>29738383
it's not polite to tell ponies that they are small
>>29738396
Don't look at me, I took 16 waifus and randomized them into four groups.
Those are the ones wrestling this week.
>>29738384
Let's just say we got three long matches.
Get the popcorn ready.
>>29738404
>>29738413
That pony is to small, put it back.
I like my ponies like I like my women.
Willing to have sex with me.
>>29738418
The filly harvest will be bountiful this year.
>>29738448
NOI
>>29738448
That filly is perpetuatin' the stereotype.
>Anon saves more than he >rapes
>but he does >rape
I get the feeling that sometimes people post new art here but i can't tell if its really new or not unless they mention it
>>29738514
Just search it you wimp
>>29738359
Twilight is a very impregnable pone
>>29738506
...what, Luna?
>>29738557
>"dont talk to me or my son ever again"
>>29738557
>releeeeaaaaase meeeeeee
>>29738538
What an animated pony
>>29738591
I don't like that episode.
uh oh. I booped the wrong end.
>>29738619
I booped all the ends.
I refused to boop.
B
O
I
>>29738653
This is a cute meme
>>29738660
You're a cute meme
>>29738638
>>29738640
>>29738649
>>29738665
>>29738676
Stix was a treasure
>>29738678
ye
>>29738681
AA was a treasure also
>>29738737
I want to make Spike pancakes
>>29738751
today is waffle day though
>>29738757
does spike like waffles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxBG_I1Vssg
>>29738811
Thanks Tyrone
>>29738809
Daapi is for sex.
Which is more wrong?
Having sex with a retarded girl, or denying sex to a retarded girl?
>>29738821
you make a pegasus happy
I like it when people post the gray mare.
>>29738851
But why?
>>29738860
She pretty
>Today is Brothers and Sisters Day
>>29738869
do you have a brother or sister
>>29738869
Brothers and sisters, eh?
>>29738883
>>29738882
Yes.
>>29738891
well i hope you are on good terms
>>29738843
Obligatory
>*adds to wishlist*
>>29738910
>*wwalks into thread*
>>29738918
traditional ponos
>check the bans page
>three permabans on /vg/
Wew.
when does the new season start? I need ponies.
>>29738931
Mid April.
>>29738931
15.04.
>>29738933
thank you
>you will never feel the soft embrace of a cute filly
only the Marker can save us now
>>29738965
just hug one bro
>>29738975
Easier said than done.
>>29738928
The difference is that they did the *does thing* thing as le ironic shitposts because /scg/ is a cesspool while the *wwalks into thread* is a layered reference to the worst bucketspitting days of /hsg/
I wonder how many anons are even aware of that nowadays
>>29738995
It can't be that hard to hug a filly!
>>29738975
What if Filly anon was Colt Anon?
Would it be cute the same?
>>29738860
haven't seen that one in awhile
>>29739033
little pones are always cute
Ponies like to perv on Derpy.
>>29739033
any type of pony would be cute
>>29739035
Is that so?
>>29739050
yeah, well, ALMOST any type
>>29739056
well by type I meant
Earth/crystal/pegasus unicorn
stallion/mare/colt/filly
any combination of those in general terms is cute, though there are certainly individual exceptions
Would youhuga colt filly?
>>29739066
>colt filly
Wait, so, a girlish colt or a boyish filly?
>>29739077
Yes.
>>29739080
No, I meant, which one of the two?
>>29737231
>DWK has killed himself
>>29737743
CUDDLESNAKES RULE!
>>29739018
If it was that easy, no filly would remain unhugged.
>>29739099
>Every year, hundreds of thousands of fillies remain unhugged
>You can stop this
>Call 1-800-INEEDANADULT now.
>No filly should be left behind.
>Especially when farting.
>>29739033
It would be cuter
>>29739111
>and then colt anon leaves to pop filly anon's cherry
>>29739116
Can i be the filly anon?
>>29739111
I want them to mwah
>>29739099
I'm gonna hug that filly
>>29739118
Filly Anon shouldn't be flashing her filly parts like that.
>>29739126
I would do the same tho.
I don't believe in the sun.
>That summer Anon, Applebloom, Scoots and Sweetie went looking for a corpse
>And then they discovered it was just Granny Smith skinny dipping
>>29739129
Don't complain when some male turns you into his personal relief filly, then.
It could be a colt, a stallion, another Anon, or even a dragon...
>>29739138
judging from anon's face in there he's enjoying that a lot, so why bother?
>>29739126
The natives probably wouldn't even notice
They see that stuff all day every day
>>29739138
I'd rather have a comfort coltfor cuddles
*flap flap flap*
>>29739147
>"L-like anybody would want to comfort you, f-faggot"
>>29738908
requesting derpy version of this
Colt anon fucking filly anon
Gay or not?
>>29739143
>he's enjoying that a lot
Well, he's still a little girl down there, and Spike is a two-on-one deal.
>>29739167
Gay on filly anon's part, sure.
What if Twalot had turned Anon into a book, and the only way he had to interact with the world was by changing his own words and pictures?
https://derpibooru.org/1395835
Filly made a stuffed version of you.
>>29738869
http://imgur.com/a/GOYby
>>29739167
Make it more layered and effectively r63
Colt Femanon fucking filly anon
*Ba-dum tshh*
>>29739223
Rainbow Dash and Gilda totally lezzed out at flight camp, right?
>>29739255
There are no femanons*
>>29739261
Nah
She's straight and didn't experiment
>Fluttershy could never do something unattractive
What did Twilight mean by this?
>Good things are better when they're a Rarity
What did Applejack mean by this?
>>29739261
Repeatedly
>Please fuck my pink pony pussy, spike!
What did Cadance mean by this?
This is a filly (apparently).
>>29739295
This is why people nyx you
>>29739295
NO
FUCKING
HOOVES
>>29739295
In that case, this is also a filly.
>>29739317
xD ha ha
>>29739295
>Anon.
>Turned into an MLP filly.
>The filly turned into an anime girl.
>Anime girl in the style of PPGX.
>An anime emulating PPG.
This is bathed in so many layers of cross-referencing it makes Inception look like criss-cross.
>>29739295
If I want to fuck human anon filly does that make me a pedophile
>>29739329
Yes
>>29739291
She was feeling gassy and didn't want to do it in the butt that night?
>>29739329
>wanting to fuck humans
Get out
>>29739329
Yes. And such desires wind up having robots get pregnant.
http://derpy.me/VNoxP
>>29737925
Soup
>>29738055
Where filly get money from?
>>29739347
That looks delightfully weird.
What's the context of that screencap?Did Derpibooru change something with where they store their webms?
I can't get the .gif -> .webm trick to work fo newer uploads.
>>29739329
Ask /a/.
But seriously, who doesn't want to fuck the human pones?
>>29739379
>JJ
People with any semblance of taste
>>29739384
>le JJ is bad maymay
This is almost as bad as the le S6 was good meme
>>29739379
Decent people.
>>29739389
Go masturbate to generic anime girls somewhere else
>>29739379
I don't.
>>29739379
My taste isn't shitty enough to want that.
>>29739379
I prefer humans by better artist
>>29739405
You're supposed to post human pones, not random anime girls.
>>29739084
That's correct.
>>29739413
>He says while posting Sunset Shimmer as a generic anime girl
>>29739413
>random
And as expected, the eqgfag doesn't even recognize canon ponies.
>>29739413
>random anime girl
>post EQG
all humans look the same to me
give me horses or give me half horses
>>29739437
>by an artist literally named raccoonkun
>>29739439
>Satyr shit
>>29739379
Human pones are gross
I want to cuddle a human filly instead
>>29739443
It's better than human shit
>>29739371
One of the Brave robots crashlands on an alien planet. When he wakes up, he's being attended to by a much smaller, human sized robot (female) inside a barn complete with horses that have antenna to show that they are indeed alien horses. Some other robots show up, threatening her to sell the farm, but he bursts out of the barn and scares them off. However, the barn is destroyed, and he's still not feeling too hot. So while begging for forgiveness, he collapses and accidentally kisses her.
Which, as we all know, is how robots get pregnant. The rest of the team arrives shortly after, and then you reach the first picture.
>>29739446
Those are not human pones. Those are disgusting EQG pones.
>>29739439
I'm not big on satyrs either, but some of them are cute.
>>29739457
They're still cute and very cuddly
>>29739463
I wanna fuck MT
>>29739463
>female stallion ship
RARE
>>29739442
PREVIOUSLY named Racoonkun.
Now named Racoonsan
(yep, the single "c" is not a mistake)
>>29739457
>>29739470
But she's married to Snails.
>>29739481
She's a filthy harlot anyway, she wouldn't mind
Fillies want you to tell them a story about the cuddle troll
>>29739485
I hope you liked being kicked by a slow horse.
>>29739489
I do.
>D&D exists in Equestria.
>D&D is made by Hasbro.
>Hasbro therefore must exist in Equestria.
Do mares and stallions alsso complain about the company?
>>29739471
I wish I had autism bucks so I could commission lots of human female on stallion stuff
>>29739505
You could, you know, get a job
>>29739511
I don't make enough to throw it away on high quality horse porn.
Not everyone can work for NASA.
>>29739505
>>29739511
I wish i had the autism to actually commission. I would commission nothing but filly on colt stuff.
>>29739533
If I had spare money I'd commission a lot of filly art, period. There are a lot of cuties that I want to see become more popular.
>>29739544
Can you post an example? Surely you don't mean the very ugly filly you posted.
>>29739544
Yes, that filly especially.
She needs more art.
I like her a lot.
>That filly
She has a name, guys. Not to mention, a canon one, since she's a reference.Lili Longsocks, expy of Pippi Longstocking
Fuck it, you know?
Filly is gonna play cookie clicker all day.
She doesn't even care at this point.
>>29739565
Derpibooru please leave
I get the reference but that name is just awful.
>>29739547
Stronk filly is really cute. You just have bad taste.
>>29739502
>>29739504
>>29739510
>>29739517
>>29739520
>>29739527
>>29739535
>>29739539
MODS????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc
https://twitter.com/discoveryfamily/status/845653791139680258
>>29739696
>>29739696
>15 april
>Same day as Nu-Who S10
well, noice.
>>29739696
>sending Glimmer away
If only that was true.
>>29739696
RIP Glimmer.
>>29739696
Do people even watch the show anymore?
>>29739703
This. Only way they can salvage it is if she returns as a villian. Nu-Glimmer is shit.
>>29739713
Yes, and it's suffering.
>>29739713
Wait, people were actually watching the show at all?
>>29739703
>>29739713
>>29739718
>>29739722
>darpo thread
死ぬな!
>>29739696
>That new BGM before they transition into their generic library sounds.
With Ingram out of the picture for most of the season, I think we might be seeing a new renaissance in background music/ambience this season.
God I hope they keep this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oowA7HeglAg
kind of quality for the rest of the season.
>>29739718
>watching a show you don't like
Is this peak autism?
>>29739732
>that hole
reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piyg6ZWS4SI
>>29739729
Why not.
>>29739565
>canon
That name is 100% fanon too.
>>29739732
What's up with Danny, is he just busy or does he not give a shit anymore? I do hope we get great new BGM, at least that's something to look forward to. But I wish we got more songs as well.
>>29739696
Welp, RIP Glimmer.
I still stand by the fact that sending her with Trixie so she can travel the land with her friend to make more friendsand fuck in the carriage every nightis a great idea and could be the basis of some fun episode ideas, it will never happen
I honestly doubt they will send her away.
>>29739817
>tfw no full episode of them fucking like rabbits
Post cute background horses, if you're so great, MLPG.
>>29739849
>>29739761
>What's up with Danny, is he just busy or does he not give a shit anymore?
He's busy. However, keep in mind he's also got another hand to work with (there is another person doing his job for MLP:FIM since S5) and his main lyrics writer (Amy K.R.) left the show for Disney.
Imo, it's not a solo performance and some of the parts got replaced while he has to deal with an actual orchestra for the Movie and stuff.
Is Starlight more powerful than Twilight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwK-39o3dY
I still don't understand why people hate Glimmer so much
>>29739920
If plot needs her to be, sure. It's not like being Celestia's personal student counts for much these days.
>>29739924
She's a Twilight copy.
Either they simply dislike her taking up Twilight's spot in the show, either they actually came to terms with Twilicorn only for this to punch them in the face about the character devolution after that, or maybe they're simply shitposting.
People do the weirdest shit when bored on 4chan.
>>29739533
I know the feel I am sorta the same way. I totally support the concept of giving cash for services for people that make awesome stuff, I just suck at ideas and 90% of the time stuff artists do spontaneously or in reaction to something is way more enjoyable anyway
>>29739924
Well, her redemption was handled really poorly. Since that her appearance didn't contribute anything interesting and outstanding. Nothing at all. I don't hate her though. I just don't care about her at all.
I can't legitimately hate any pony anyway. They all are still too damn cute.
>>29739849
did you say
cute
background
horses?
>>29739975
>I just suck at ideas and 90% of the time stuff artists do spontaneously or in reaction to something is way more enjoyable anyway
This.
Coming up with good ideas for pictures is not at all easy. It's why drawfriends exist in the first place.
>>29739896
>and his main lyrics writer (Amy K.R.)
Nigga what.
M8 lyrics for an episode were written either by him or the writer of the episode.
>>29739981
What's wrong with her redemtion?
This is a show about how friendship is so cool and powerful so her making new friends and being accepted is kind of expected. Especially since the same thing happened with Discord and Gilda.
If you mean the stuff with Sunburst and her motivation for being evil then I do agree that's pretty silly.
>>29739995
Episodes are written in groups and AKR tended to do a lot of the song lyrics in the show., as well as help others writing them.
Or do you really think Larson could come up with all those musical pieces in his episodes?
THINK FAAST
>>29740037
>Episodes are written in groups and AKR tended to do a lot of the song lyrics in the show., as well as help others writing them.
Yeah no, that actually is the opposite of what was said multiple times.
They have one meeting where they decide what plots are used, then the episodes are distributed to the writers and then they barely interact with each other anymore.
Otherwise situations like a Canterlot Wedding and Spike at your Service would have never happened.
>>29740008
She doesn't have any unique personality characteristics since the redemption. Her actions and her speaking is so pale and characterless. It makes sense in first episodes but there was no progress at all till this day. But when she's evil again in A Hearth's Warming Tail, she's a unique pony again.
>>29740056
>They have one meeting where they decide what plots are used, then the episodes are distributed to the writers and then they barely interact with each other anymore.
Yeah, no. The people scredited are those who end up having to write the episode down, make it fit and all but the episode itself is made up as a group.
Songs, of course, get a special treatment.
>>29740101
What you are saying is fucking impossible and again the writers said that at various conventions.
Fucking hell if they work in groups how the fuck did the entire Spike at your Service shit happened? How the fuck did Merryweather manage to write an entire episode where Rarity was such a huge bitch that even she said oh shit and had to rewrite all of it if episodes are written in a group, all while the head writer of the show didn't find out till the fucking episode was animated?
>>29740083
Friendship anxiety and regret are her characteristics
You might not like it or think it was handled poorly but you can't pretend those aren't things her episodes highlighted.
We'll most likely get episodes that move her past that next season but like everyone else it will still be the focus of later episodes.
Bleh, past thread got archived, so...
>>29740171 - New Waifu Wars thread.
>>29740048
You have a sun on your butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGNxDAuAKR8
>>29740207
nobody cares
please don't tripfag here
please don't post here
>jay's "art"
please stop coming here
>>29739696
CELESTIA SPEAKS
>>29740339
THE PONY IS GOOD
THE EQG IS EVIL
>>29740258
what would twinkleshine flavored candy taste like, and would it cause irrational exuberance?
Some PonyMerch website I have in my RSS feed is doing a give away, in case anyone is interested in that
https://www.mlpmerch.com/2017/03/review-giveaway-mlp-box-february.html
>>29740333
No.
>>29740344
SHIMMER IS GOOD
SHIMMER IS MY PAL
SHIMMER IS GOOD
SHIMMER IS MY PAL
>>29740385
Don't respond to him
>>29740385
Don't respond to me, trash.
>>29737142
>>29737130
>>29737149
>>29737159
>Jailbait
Thats an understatement.
>>29740386
You sick son of a bitch.
what if purple
was goat
>>29740391
Eh, I guess, every project will have something negative thrown it's way.
Truthfully, negativity just ends up making me want to continue more.
>>29740361
>literal shilling
heh
you guys sure do wish I was shitposting here often huh lmfao
>>29740423
We would get an episode about how cool goats are
Welp
>>29740577
So, they will transform into actual magical ponies now?
>>29740577
I want one
>>29740577
I was waiting for the big MLP/SvtFoE crossover.
>>29740584
It's probably going to be the same pony ear/hair mane thing just with different outfits
>>29740577
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZY4E2Cagv8
Sheeeeeeeeeee's a magical giirl.
>EqG girls turn into ponylike beings
>they adquire powers that help them solve (magical) crimes and shit
I would watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6vt9XlxavM
>>29740577
>sunset sushy
>now this
Welp, spics already got their pandering with sonata. Japan turn
>>29740655
>500%+ in Indonesia
Absolutely haram
>>29740655
My dreams of EQG becoming a magical girl franchise is finally going to be real.
>>29740577
I want to put Pinkie's wand inside me
>>29740655
Considering how fast they get their EqG dubs I'm not surprised. Demand exist.
>>29739713THERE'S A SHOW?!?
>>29740655
>>29740577
Star Vs really is the new MLP
>>29740733
I wish I could like that show
>>29740751
Come on, the cuck posting in that show and fandom is fucking great
>>29740733
I tried to watch one episode of that.
Felt like ADHD is a requirement to enjoy it.
https://derpy.me/bKcnS
Getting preshow for Waifu Wars ready, actual show in an hour for those who want to watch.
>>29740751
Watch it for the monsters.
>>29740762
My major gripe was Star's voice.
It just sounds gross.
>>29740733
Eh.
Couldn't watch more than 3 episodes.
21 days.
>>29740777
That's on top of it. The voice doesn't fit the looks at all
>>29740782
20 days and 18 hours actually
Do you miss evil Discord?
>>29738068
>>29738068
you failed me mlpg, i ended up jacking to EQG fluttershy
>>29740782
what a dick filly letting the balloon block the view for others.
Sweetie is cute.
>>29740903
>i ended up jacking to EQG
In that case, you failed us, too
>>29740903
Link
>>29740762
1st season has growing pains
>>29740777
I don't understand this, you're not the first to say that
I love Star's VA
>>29740917
its a pretty gross fetish and I dont want people to post disgusted reaction pics at me.
>>29740939
[grumpy Sweetie meme(1).jpeg]
>>29740939
>and I dont want people to post disgusted reaction pics at me.
>say something dumb
>realize it's dumb only after submitting
>close the thread in shame so I don't have to see people laughing at me
Every time.
>>29740939
>its a pretty gross fetish
Where do you think we are
If you had a filly, what kind of food would you give her?
Meat is a no-no, obviously.
>>29740974
it's not where
but WHEN!
*Dr.Hooves theme starts playing*
>>29740975
>what kind of food would you give her?
Hay. What else?
>>29740912
Sweetie is for impregnation.
Post pony hybrids.
>>29741003
Dog x Pone
>>29737101I'm getting tired of being banned for stuff that's not even lewd
>>29741003
Today's a look into the life of space pilot Rocky Jones and the secret of cold light in 413: Manhunt in Space!
http://derpy.me/MLPG3K
>>29741041
what did he mean by this?
>>29741026Just do what everyone already does, Anon. It's not like anyone cares.Moderation power abuse can only be counteracted with user power abuse.
>>29740975
same as the rest of the animals
http://i.imgur.com/87LY9rW.gifv
What kind of tech level was present in the older MLP shows?
>>29741114
Modern. Telephones and cars and stuff.
>>29741114
literally the 1980s
>>29741134
So all of MLP is basically this kind of Harry Potter-style, modern fantasy?
>>29741150
The old series and the new series don't connect, so I wouldn't say all of MLP.
Also in HP the magic world doesn't use muggle tech because magic is so much better.
>>29741114
who packages tacos like that
>>29741150
You could make that case for the original series, in which the pone world was connected to 1980s earth and things could pass between them, also there were in fact witches and wizards present, but not in any kind of organized society
none of the individual generations are connected though, each one is a different continuity
>>29741162
Assumng they're wrapped in some foil, it wouldn't seem all that weird. Think of all those "fresh" baguette sandwiches you find in grocery shops.
>>29741168
>none of the individual generations are connected though, each one is a different continuity
Of course. I'm just asking about the overall genre since most of the shots would make it seem like something out of Smurfs.
>>29741157
>magic world doesn't use muggle tech because magic is so much better.
Debatable.
Skype is way better than the bullshit fire places.
Also weapons.
And there were other things. Still wizards had things that technology would probably never even come close
>>29741190
I guess you would call it modern fantasy, since each incarnation features post industrial age tech?
>>29741157
>quills and inkwells are better than pens
>>29741209
Well the magic ones that know shit or can float around and write everything you say are.
I mean our voice recognition software is still shit. Microsoft is probably the ones that have the most advanced software for this and it's still shitty.
>>29741196
>Also weapons.
I like where this is going.
>>29741218
I'm pretty sure it's the wands that are crucial for magic, not the quills
>>29741225
Well I mean technically they were normal quills enchanted and then sold, but the point is that you could just go in a shop and get a quill that floats around and writes what you say without mistakes.
>>29741242
But then you could do the same with pens, which are objectively better than quills
Who's your waifu?
>>29741260
>>29741260
My country
>>29741274
Talk about overcompensating.
Scene: Derpy in a dark room, struggling to read by candle light
>>29741294
The candle burns itself out. Derpy frowns and ponders her predicament.
>>29741300
Transition: Derpy is now reading in a well-lit room. She expresses her delight at her solution.
>>29741274
I prefer my country as a filly.
>>29737095
Streaming the second half of season 1 soon.
http://derpy.me/sUjQe
>>29741303
The camera pans to reveal Spitfire, bound, glowing and hanging from the ceiling.
>>29741219
I'm no expert on the Potterverse but it's my impression that the wizarding world is afraid of the muggle/nomag world, and the elitist pureblood sentiments are delusional circlejerking. The destructive and telecommunications potential of muggle tech means the inevitable conflict between the realms would at best be mutually assured destruction if not an outright loss for the world of magic.
>>29741260
>>29741317
I'm pretty sure that the magic world has nothing to even come close to the destructive potential of muggles.
Maybe some potions or magical beast army, but their most powerful spells are shittier than a handgun. And tanks would probably wreck magical armies.
So the last thing they have is illusions and anti-technology fields witch would help with a gorilla war but after being cut from their magical supplies they wouldn't last that long.
>>29741340
>I'm pretty sure that the magic world has nothing to even come close to the destructive potential of muggles.
Magical beasts... read/watch it. Basically a lot of impossible to kill shit.
They even have guns used in the newest movie, to no real effect. Wizards teleport away to not be hit, the beast in question gives no fuck.
>>29741317
I think that would have been the case if Rowling was a better writer
But nope
What is the MLP equivalent toHarry Potter and the Methods of Rationality?
>>29741392
Parting Words, and The Great Alicorn Hunt
>>29741382
Pretty sure she basically rewrote some sort of Spanish/French book and gave it a new name.
It's not that reasonable to expect super-complicated and thought out stuff from her but hey, it's fun to watch.
>>29741274
The filly one, right?
>>29741340
Don't forget they're all dicks. Hell, the in-universe reason the Salem Witch trials went on so long was because the wizards/witches of the time thought it was a lark getting caught.
Nobody cared about the muggles who were drowned/burned alive though.
So bombs might just stop, or turn around, or just outright vanish.
>>29741392
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/174671/seeking-power
It's actually pretty entertaining anot not nearly as soul-crushingly bad as HPMoR though
>>29741274
Disgusting sudacas
>>29741401
Can fillies be good waifus? They're clumsy and can't give proper kisses yet.
>>29741417
>166k words
>incomplete
goddamn it
I think Disney is overrated.
>>29741417
>on hiatus
>2014
Why.
>>29741405
>So bombs might just stop, or turn around, or just outright vanish.
If they have time to react to them sure.
But a lot of our firepower is so effective because you can't even react to them.
Also in the Harry Potter books they didn't have anything that could come close to our automated detection equipment.
Their biggest advantage is that there's probably no concrete way to test for magic using modern technology so infiltration is their most powerful strength. Also if it would be a war they would stop putting restrictions on spells and their use in muggle territories.
The torture and mind control spells would fuck shit up used on the right people.
>>29741437
They hoovered up the best of the best in 2D animation back in the day.
That's all they ever had going for them. The stories were all just interpretations of someone else's work, the songs were just standard.
>>29741424
You can teach her how to give kiss properly and her filly clumsiness is cute
>>29741463
But what if someone caught you kissing a little filly?
>>29741450
I just prefer animated movies for older audiences, like Persepolis or It's Such a Beautiful Day.
>>29741445
>implying they haven't been using them already
Polyjuice is a hell of a drug.
At any rate, the only reason the wizard world still relies on such imprecise shit as the floo network and apparation is because they never needed anything better. They're stuck in the Victorian age, at best.
I mean, you're not seeing any of these fuck come up with NEW spells, or new ways to use themExcept papa Weasley and his car, so I think it's safe to say that the wizard world, at a glance, has lost the ability to innovate.
>>29741471
everyone's doin it
>>29741438
Hiatus is just a choice people who cancel their stories but don't want to admit it to readers
>>29741471
Kissing fillies is a national sports in equestria
>>29741114
is that an oc
>>29741445
>>29741474
I think one major disadvantage would be exactly that. At some point the muggle world will reach a critical mass where we start salvaging if not reverse-engineering magic items. Basically using Bluff in place of Use Magic Item, and then picking up ranks of Use Magic Item to the point we can pretend to be wizards even if we can't directly use spells and stuff that requires magic sensitivity. It's doubtful the wizards would employ their muggle-world specialists as infiltrators/hackers to analyze or refactor muggle inventions in time to counteract this shift in power.
And if we can't salvage wizard items from their corpses any more, we'll start strip mining the world of magic itself.
Day 4 is done, here's all the stuff.
Block C:
Derpy Hooves(3) vs Pinkie Pie(0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7mvFYoRVYg
Fluttershy(3) vs Octavia(0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VY0VAO7go
Block D:
Sonata Dusk(3) vs Vinyl Scratch(0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6n57cw2VCM
Sunset Shimmer(3) vs Applejack(0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCnLaP4fCWw
Results:Pinkie Pie(3) defeats Derpy Hooves(3) in 14:40 with a small package.Fluttershy(6) defeats Octavia(0) in 33:30 with an arm and neck lock. Octavia goes to Babbies.Vinyl Scratch(3) defeats Sonata Dusk(3) in 40:42 with a Jumping Powerbomb Pin.Sunset Shimmer(6) defeats Applejack(0) in 34:32 with a Double Arm DDT, Applejack will be sent to Babbies.
>>29741474
You know I just fucking remembered how retarded they were when it came to muggle technology. Arthur Weaselly was the head of the branch that was supposed to fucking understand muggle shit and he was confused by a rubber fucking duck.
Forget what I said, they have the tools to fuck our shit up with infiltration but a cell phone would give away every fucking wizard.
I blame Disney for the "Animation is for kids" stigma.
She's so goddamn adorable.
>>29741546
Argentina isn't even a real filly scout.
>>29741540
Disney is as much a victim as a progenitor of that culture, I think. You have to remember they were around since the 20s, so they were a product of their time as well as being pressed into appealing to a mass market in order to survive the decades that followed.
>>29741527I can't believe Applejack is a background wrestler
>>29739481
>>29739463
Wait that's all satyr general is? people just pick a waifu then draw the kids they would have?
>>29741577You could always blame Spike.
>>29741600
What a bored pone.
He looks like he needs a friend.
>>29741515
No it's a ponified eqg character.
I find it amusing that they have more pony art than siren art.
>>29741579
More often these days it's about people waifuing the satyrs themselves, it's kind of a cancerous circlejerk at this point
>>29741600
wanna scruff that pon's mane and ask if they wanna watch a movie or something
>>29741638
you can't keep doing that to every pony you see, your couch is only so big
Thanks for coming! Remember not to use cold light indiscriminatelyjust kidding use it as long as you like. Next week - 414: Tormented!
>>29741626
So what's the difference between them and us then?
>>29741660
They're piss
They're pedos
They'reactually creating content
One minute filly's in Central Park.
>>29740048
She has a butt.
It has a sun on it.
Therefore, sunbutt.
>>29741737
don't touch her sun
>it's time to send Starlight Glimmer away!
yes please I would like that very much
>>29741759
That's okay, while the sun is nice I'm more interested in the part between them.
>>29741759
Can Ikissit?
>>29741773
her solar pussy?
>>29741779
Her solar flare
>>29741759
Gonna touchboth of them
>>29741788
Did you know that Celestia's farts cause solar winds?
How to get to Equestra?
Is the bleach method still the optimal path?
Any particular type of bleach? Must it be undiluted?
With the discovery of the high school dimension is there any way to take advantage of it and get there first and use the knowledge of the portal to get to Equestria that way?
Or perhaps Starswirl used our dimension as a dumping ground as well? Perhaps there are other portals?
>>29741800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvZwic5b_oM
>>29741804
Ask your therapist.
>>29741804
Step one: Be a pony.
>>29741114
that's a really nice picture
>>29741114
That pony has a tiny butt and I want to touch it.
>>29741833
I know right, it's so horsey and cute
Why are 90s kids so smug about being born in the 90s?
>>29741848
why are ponies so smug about being ponies?
>>29741848
>90s kid
>born in the 90s
I hate this meme
>>29741853
because being born a pony means you are born cute, magical and in the best neighborhood?
>>29741848
Remember Bobby's world?
>>29741865
>Best neighborhood
Wouldn't that be Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood?
>>29741877
Okay one of the best neighborhoods.
I mean fuck they have climate control on the entire street.
>>29741865
What if you're a cute pony living in griffonstone?
>>29741893
Well if it's like in the real world than shit in Griffinstone is way cheaper than in equestria, so if that pony had some savings before moving there she's still living a good life but at half the price of the ponies in Equestria.
I want to hug you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
>>29741893
You regularly get gangraped by roving packs of griffons.
>>29741940
eh, could be worse
https://derpibooru.org/1381082
>>29741901
What if you're a poor but very cute pony that lives in box placed in the everfree forest?
>>29741960
it's not so bad
>>29741960
Well in that case you would RIP in peace
>>29741962
I want to adopt box pony
>>29741960
What's an "everfree forest?"
>>29741986
There's this really cool show called My Little Pony. You should watch it.
My pegasus keeps bringing home clouds.
How do I get rid of them? I can't even touch them and now everything is covered in clouds.
>>29742010
But I do watch it. I've watched the last three seasons and I've never seen an everfree forest.
>>29742026
Why is that Rarity so small?
>>29742040
Dash is just big
>>29742026
You must have not watched the s4 opener, the s5 finale, or Flutterbrutter then
>>29742043
Nah.
The show is called my little pony. All the ponies are small. It's just that some ponies are smaller than others.
>>29742043
False. Dash is very tiny like her butt.
>>29742052
if it's so small how does it make THWUMPing noises when she sits down
>>29742060
That's the sound of all the air rushing out of her vagina.
Pony starts blabbering about conquering the future by commanding the past.
>>29742075
does that make pony a pen pal
>>29742075
unleash her
I'm going to pet her and give her dry food that the pen place sells.
>>29742101
But she's being punished.
>>29742122
she doesn't look like she's not enjoying it
>all refugees get a free pony when they move in to my area
now i am mad.
ITS MY PONY AND I WANT IT NOW
>>29742122
thats the fun cage, this is the punishment cage
WOW
WHAT A GREAT WEEKEND TO FINISH THAT PROJECT!
>>29742136
It's okay just steal the ponies. Being non-arab the ponies will find you infinitely more appealing than those """"""""""""refugees""""""""""""
>>29742136
At least they aren't goats. If they were I would feel bad.
>>29742172
coke pony is overdramatic
>>29742173
I really like blonde ponies.
This pony is sweet and kind.
>>29742199
This pony is sweat and kinks
How's your pony's s'more making lesson going?
>>29742232
I think she said she was going out to get some marshmallows.
i just caught two fillys horse hugging behind the barn.
>>29742173
I think it was Thursday??? night, there was a show, Blacklist:Redemption, and it had a German officer sign off visas for a room full of refugees, and you can tell he was tired of it, so he left for a lunch break and turned on his hidden nerve gas tank and locked the door behind him, after a kid told him thanks
idk but Locke from LOST was in it
>>29742232
She's in a sticky situation, but it'll have a sweet outcome, I'm sure.
I have tied a filly with a fish on her butt to my fishing pole.
I am going to get so many fish.
>>29742245
That poor filly has seen some shit.
>>29742299
get that butt into my face immediately
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2
oh wait its an OC ew
>>29742305
thats actually a full grown adult mare you insensitive JERK
>>29742287
Please do not drown the filly. They have rights you know.
>>29742352
Those two are so cute together. I bet AB makes cute squeaking noises when Zecora eats out her tender virgin pussy.
>>29742352
I wonder how often Apple Bloom hangs out with Zecora.
>>29742367
I like to imagine pretty often and pretend Twilight time never existed.
>>29742371
>Luna's butthole
>>29742367
Probably not that much anymore now that she's got her butt stamp
>>29742371
I'm going to boop black hole pony.
>>29742309
>>29742388
Why not? She's pretty interested in the whole alchemy science stuff.
>>29742381
What keeps her from going to both?
>>29742352
What do you call two zebras on one bike?
Organized crime!
>>29742406
Why is Zecora's ass so fat?
>Celestia: Punch him in the nuts, Twilight!
>>29742409
Nothing.
I just don't like Twilight and I would like Applebloom to stay away from her so she won't be tainted.
>>29742413
Genetics.
>>29742418
>>29742413
Where else is she going to store all the fillies she anal vores?
>>29742425
Why you gotta make it weird, man?
>>29742318
what a horselet
Missionary ponies are knocking at your door again.
>>29742444
But I don't have a moment to talk about their princess.
She's already here for tea.
>>29742455
Can you tell them about her?
>>29742461
Wouldn't it just be easier to have tea all together instead? We could set it up on the porch.
>>29742444
I would have joined glimmys cult when she was evil, it doesnt take much convincing here.
>free housing
>free food
>free gf (but you are matched with a stallion when they run out of mares)
whats not to love
>>29742476
>>29742476
>>29742476
Travelling princesses?
>>29742480
>Running out of mares
Yeah don't see that happening.
>>29742480
>free house
It's shit.
>free food
also shit.
>free gf
shit in bed.
Also you have to give up independent thought.
>>29742389
Your finger and the rest of you that went past the event horizon is now spagooter
>>29738218
It's past bump limit now, so it'll be a little over 19 days and 18 hours alive as a thread.
Not bad for a storytime. Especially a book one.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love unicorn Twilight Sparkle