Would your waifu even like you? What do you have to offer her?

>>29734924
No, because I have no redeeming qualities.

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
not in the slightest
>What do you have to offer her?
Jojo

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>>29734924
Complete and utter dependence.

>>29734924
My love and affection.

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>>29734924
>What do you have to offer her?
N-nothing.

>>29734924
Maybe.
We have similar interests and I have a good paying, stable job and I need someone to share my home with.

>waifu is pinky
I don't think I need to worry about not being liked

>>29735018
You do need to worry if she genuinely likes you that much or she's just pitying you, though.

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
I have no idea.
>What do you have to offer her?
Not much.

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Of course not. Which is exactly why I don't have a waifu and harbor no illusions of ever being happy.

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>>29734924
>What do you have to offer her?
Similar interests and a lot of dick.

Also love.

>>29735092
ditto

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>>29735092
What kind of spells do you know, anon?

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>Yes
>Stamina

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>>29735128
Shit.

A-at least we can read books together, right? Exchange b-books?

>>29735128
A spell that grants me dubs on demand

>>29734924
I can offer my brains, Twilight would appreciate that right?
>Ib4 average pone IQ is ~300

>>29734924
It's all about finding similarities, though I'd say I'm intelligent, if that's anything.

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
As much as she seems to like everybody else.
>What do you have to offer her?
Uh...
Nothing, I guess.

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
Not a chance.
What do you have to offer her?
I guess unconditional love and slave labor?
Maybe she'll be interested in hearing about another world? At least I'll be useful for a month in that case.

>>29735328
You seem to be performing a double digit mimicry spell. Did you mean to do this?

>>29734924

Friendship is built on what you have in common, not because you have some strange use to the other person.

Some of the people I've been friends with were utterly useless for anything of "real value", but I enjoyed their company.

>>29734944
Anon, that's not a good thing

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>>29735353
She doesn't dislike anyone. Not even Discord. By that logic, yes.

As a human, I offer her a penis that is not absurdly tiny. Seriously, she's freaking massive compared to all stallions.

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>>29734924
I could start by complimenting her on her night, then working up from there.

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>>29735395
>She's freaking massive compared to all stallions
BUT

she's still a pony.

And don't forget glorious human stamina.

>>29735361
Are you kidding? It's a wondrous, marvelous thing. Anon, I need my waifu more than anyone else on this entire planet could possibly ever need her. I need to see her, I need to hear her, and most of all, I need her to love me, because I love her.

>>29735412
>someone appreciating her night
That would probably blow her mind.

>>29735420
how tall are teenagers in eqg though? they seem pretty lanky

>>29734924
i got a big pecker

>>29735420
Reminder that Eqg humans are 70% head, 15% torso and 15% head

Aka, average human girl = 1,60m
Average mare Fluttershy = 1,6 * 0,7 = 1,12m

That if not counting Eqg!Fluttershy being also taller than average

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
Probably
>What do you have to offer her?
Hapiness

>>29735466
>70% head, 15% torso and 15% head
Something looks wrong here.

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I give her my unending loyalty and servitude

>>29735456
They look pretty normal to me.

Lanky, but they don't tower over anything or do the opposite.

>>29735466
70% legs*

Just so this post isnt pointless:
Average human ~5ft3
'Shy 3ft8

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>>29734924
Most likely. I'm a generally liked person. I've got jokes, and I could make a gift or 2 now and then

>>29735128
I can
*Pulls a quarter from behind her ear*
Conjure money out of thin air

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>>29735880
Don't humans typically refer to that as Kabbalah?

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
Yes!! Becuase we both are alike, and we have the same interests.
>What do you have to offer her?
Love, company, happiness, and always being there for her.

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>>29736248
And a description of Human culture, history, and technology. Hours of fun note taking for her to enjoy!

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>>29734924
Hands.

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I think she would.
We share an obsession with magic & science. I have a steady job as a bartender, I can cook, I'm metro enough to help her with her fashion sense and girls with "parent" issues always seem strangled attracted to me and Sunset is the perfect case of that.

>>29736340
>strangled
Strangely*

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
Absolutely not.
> What do you have to offer her?
Booze and >rape

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>>29735092
I'm not only interested lore, trivia and a studious lifestyle, but really good with science, mathematics and technology.

I'm also into making music, partying, and bleeding-edge culture as well as the finer arts. I'd basically have a harem of all your waifus or none just like in real life

>>29734924
Maybe as an acquaintance, but realistically it probably wouldn't go past the point of sex/marriage. First off she's already married not into cucking she just happens to have that status and is the type who doesn't mess around with people she deems as bottom feeders. My only plan is to use my main hobby of taking photos to its advantage and pass myself off as the Luigi Ghirri of Equestria.

>>29736448
Cadance is a slut, anon. She's like the village bicycle, everypony's had a ride.

>>29735004
Sounds like a job for Craigslist

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>>29735466
>70% head

>>29735092
>penis
Why does everyone say this? Yes, humans have the largest genitalia (compared to body size) of any large mammal. But a different kind of cock isn't going to be the sexual selling point. It's gonna be hands, every time. These technicolor horses have never experienced hands before, and it'd blow their fucking minds to have that world of sexual possibilities opened up to them. And considering that everyone here probably grew up playing video games, I'd say that'd make each and every one of us desirably dexterous sex partners.

>>29736486
>humans have the largest genitalia (compared to body size) of any large mammal
You do realise that 3dpd horsecock is like 70cm long? Also it's common headcanon that EQ ponies would still be bigger than humans, but smaller than real-world horses. You're right about hands, though. Ponies finna catch these hands.

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>>29736486

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>>29736486
both dragons and griffons have hands retard
>b-but those are claws not hands
they have opposable thumbs which makes it hands even if they call it claws

>>29736460
Not Cadence. Also she doesn't put lower class ponies below her.

>>29736521
Upper Crust you fucking faggot. I remember you using those exact words last time you had people guess your waifu.

>>29736501
but do they have feet?

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>Would your waifu even like you?
Considering that we both have similar personalities and both prioritize being kind to others, yeah, most likely. I'm not very good with animals, but I would at least make an effort.
>What do you have to offer her?
Not a whole lot really. Just to be a companion to her I think would be enough for the both of us. I have some vidya I guess... not sure how she'd be able to play with hooves though.

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>>29736532
Good guess but yeah, weird you still remember that thread.

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>>29734924
Yes, because I would give her all the love I had so she wasn't alone and help her commit all kinds of goofy and fun pranks on people

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>>29734924
Hopefully.

And... uhm.... a pink vibratior 7inch dildo and a plush of herself

>>29734924
Yes she would

Dank memes

>>29736501
But pointy lizard hands and bird talons aren't exactly comparable to soft and dexterous human digits. Griffons have opposable talons, but obviously nopony wants to get fisted by Edward Scissorhands. As far as we know, there's exactly one dragon in all of Equestria; and he's a child. You can either be a pedophile or get fingered by a single giant knife-like claw.

>>29736768
Minotaurs don't have as many fingers but they have them

>>29736762
>a pink vibratior 7inch dildo
What do you use that for

>>29734924
Like me? Yes, she likes everyone
Offer her? Other than feed her curiosity about humans not much
I mean I would be willing to offer her love but she probably wouldn't want that from me

>>29735128
I know how to create value out of some pieces of paper with some scribbles on them
First we need ponies to accept them as currency and then we can start loaning them

>>29735420
Assuming bunnies are the same size in both universes when there are very different sizes in earth alone yes

>>29736952
You know damn well what I use it for.

>>29736787
We've seen one (1) minotaur in the whole series. Yes, there are presumably more, but they're obviously not common either. 99.9% of Equestrian ponies haven't fucked a minotaur before. Also, minotaur hands are really too large and unwieldy compared to human hands with our relatively slender fingers.

>>29737049
There are no homos in the perfect pony paradise

>>29737057
Would Minotaur x Pony relationships be taboo in Equestria?

>>29737064
Then explain Braeburn.

>>29736952
I'm a femanon, ain't got a dick so I had to get some of my own.
>>29737049
Nice fake being me, m8

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>>29737127
WOWIE WOW YOU GUYS IT'S A REAL LIFE GIRL WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME????

You know the rules, sweetheart. Tits or GTFO

>>29737127
You waifued Twilight?
So you're a lesbian?

>>29737127
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>Would your waifu even like you?
Probably not

>What do you have to offer her?
I will always be there for her, no matter what.

>>29737127
t. gross, fat middle aged man

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>>29737143
close enough, I take way too many time stamps
>>29737145
Nah, I guess I'm bi because I still want big mac and king sombra to dp me

>>29737178
>trannies
>women

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>>29734924
Well, I do have rocks in my head....

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>>29737177
>>29737158
>>29737184

>>29737127
>ain't got a dick so I had to get some of my own
Penis envy

>>29737207
What the fuck am I even looking at

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>>29737178
>Wanting to be fucked by a mud pony

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>>29737200
This is golden.

>>29734924
She'd probably like me. A lot of people like me. I just don't like anybody.

>>29737218
Twilight after a visit from my underwear drawer
>>29737221
>Not wanting a big meaty stallion dick

>>29737218
That appears to be a plague Twilight covered in female undergarments.

>>29737242
>Plague
Plushie

>>29737218
Her panties
>>29737207
Post more.
I got a panties fetish

>>29737241
>>Not wanting a big meaty stallion dick
I like my stallions submissive and my mares dominant.

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>>29737173

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>>29737263
Cozy.

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>>29737263
>Her
How fucking gullible are you, are you underageb&?

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>>29737380

>>29737007
Fuck you and your Jew magic

>>29737388
Hey man, panties are panties.
Besides, we have some confirmed biological femanons like the cosplayer that posted time-stamped pics of her in cosplay in the Shim thread.

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>>29737397
Good to use as weird smelling hoodies.

>>29737427
It's beautiful.
Why do girls have so much prettier underwear than guys?

>>29737439
Dunno. Mine aren't that "pretty."
Just plain colors, sometimes stripes or dots too.
I would buy some mlp ones though, if they were my size

>>29737451
If I was a girl, I'd buy and wear only frilly and sexy ones.
Panties make me hard af.

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>>29737462
I would too, if they weren't expensive, tight, and uncomfortable on my bits.
You ever wear a thong? Imagine that, but always pressing in the middle of the head of your penis, but you can't move it or the sexy illusion is gone.

Boobies

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>>29734944
I think that shit would only fly for fluttershy. She's an unappolgetic beta female so she'd settle for anything that breaths.

Why do you think she sucked off discord? No one else wanted her because she's a stank fujoshi.

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>>29734979
>Implying you're even nice to be around.

What's my evidence?
Are you a virgin?
If yes then good fucking luck with the whole love and dependence shpeal. It's worked so well for you on earth right?

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>>29735004
Well, that all depends on who your waifu is.

If it's Trixie then you've already won by having a job and roof over your head.

>>29735018
Well she's a cuckquean, so unless you're ready to fuck random mares on the reg your in for a bad time.

She also has her pick of the litter because she's fun to be around. She has allot of fun colts, why does she want a human?

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>>29735004
>stable job
heh

>>29735056
Well kill yourself then.

>>29737207
>>29737380
>>29737427
I have panties too, you fucking liar

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>>29735092
>Also love.
That is relative to personality Anon.
What makes you think she'd even like you as more than just a friend.

You're a giant monkey man.

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>>29737523

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>Would Chrysalis go out with a lowborn pleb
Doubtful
>What do I have to offer the ruler of a hive mind army with the balls to launch a full scale assault on the capital of the most powerful country in the world

My affection and penis. Thats about it.

>>29735128
The magic of engineering and being an unapologetic dick at work.

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>>29735332
>>29735351

>I'm intelligent
>I can offer my brains
Okay, sure thing kido.

>>29737271
What about the futas. Marecock deserves love too.

>>29735360
>some strange use to the other person.
Well, you see that's where you're wrong.

In every relationship, there is a greater and a lesser. This is just the nature of sentient beings.

Whether or not you realize it is up to you, but even the people who don't "Have any real value" are still providing you some kind of service in the way of companionship.

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>>29737497
I have female friends that have told me how uncomfortable thongs and g-strings are. Sounds like hell. Like a constant wedgie.
I like stuff like pic related though.
Makes me wish I was a girl sometimes so I could wear them.

>>29737603
I love futa
>>29737563
Finally, someone got the joke.
>>29737546
My waifu is Sunset.

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>>29737568
B O O B
O
O
B
Can't bann me mods, there's no NIP

>>29737618
>is Sunset.
Well then that doesn't mean shit to her.

>>29737607
>pic has site to sell panties
Finally, I might be able to afford a life size futa pone.

>>29735420
>And don't forget glorious human stamina.
Jerking off is not the same thing as fucking a chick.
You can have a strong J.O. game and be a two pump chump in bed.

>>29737524
>I think that shit would only fly for fluttershy. She's an unappolgetic beta female so she'd settle for anything that breaths
not anymore

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>>29737620
>>29737620
STOP SHITTING UP MY THREAD YOU CAMWHORE

>>29737640
>not anymore
Sure thing kiddo

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I can offer my waifu a partner to eat popcorn and watch grindhouse movies from the 1970s. I also have a good size penis if that helps. Waifu is pic.

>>29735018
actually, since she loves having friends and has a healthy social life you will need to work harder to get out of the inevitable friendzone

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>>29737642
>implying this thread wasn't shit already

>>29735412
That's something. She seems really lonely, and having someone understand her would go a long way.

>>29737649
Your waifu is a slut and probably going to die of an accidental drug overdose and/or alcohol poisoning.

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>>29737620
gtfo you fucking attentionwhore no one cares about your goddamn tits, we're talking about pony waifus

>>29737634
The used panty market is big in Japan.
>>29737642
Kys

>>29737654
Fastest way into Luna's bedchamber is to tell her you like her moon. Whether or not you're referring to the actual moon, or her ass, you'll probably still score.

>>29737642
Take your shitty OC back to its general where it belongs

>>29735490
Doesn't she already have a royal guard?
Wouldn't that make your point mean literally nothing?

>>29737670
She does have those bat guards. And they have some pretty nice looking tongues.

>>29737670
No.

>>29735862
I'd say you've got about as much chance as any other stallion in Equestria.

>>29737666
Praise be to the lord of darkness

>>29737677
It's okay just try harder next time.

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>>29737664
Too bad I'm not in Japan. I could never find a English site before.
I found it kind of alluring that guys would probably pay for my panties

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>>29737620
Not often we get a chill femanon like you around here. You're alright.

>>29737684
The entire point of this thread is that we're all autistic losers who actually have nothing of value to provide for our waifus other than a vague and likely misguided "love" or just straight up propositions for sex.

So as you so kindly pointed out, yes, my point means literally nothing as my loyalty and servitude to Nightmare Moon is absolutely worthless. Are you fucking satisfied?

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>>29734924
Likes a strong word for a pet. Though having a stable income and living in a very decent Neighborhood are already points in my favor.

The potential to become a state-registered professional engineer in two more years means more good times and prosperity if I just keep my nose clean and do my fucking job.


I'd say she'd tolerate me and live with me. A relationship built on convince and moving into one of devotion and history.

Or at the very least being too traumatized to leave. I don't think animals have souls, a common view in muh religion so I'd see Trixie as a pet to be treated any way I want too.

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>>29737720
>autistic losers who actually have nothing of value to provide for our waifus


But Anon senpai, I'm a transportation engineer for my city. I help design roads and shit.

I've seen a couple of vaginas in my lifetime. I guess what I'm trying to say is....
>IMPLYING

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>>29734924
I'd say not as a love interest (at least for a long time) but if I was the only human, I would expect I'd be someone of extreme importance to her. Especially if she has any sort of curiosity for human knowledge.

I'm a freaking trivia sponge. And I have enough knowledge of politics, economy, and baking to have countless conversations with her, Luna, and Twilight.

>>29737739
I hope you get in a car accident and go blind.
Kys

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>>29734924
>What do you have to offer her?
8.5 inches

>>29737647
t.Flutterfag

she is sassy and assertive now, she wouldn't hold back against someone she is close to

>>29737037
Well, it's the parallel world version of one rabbit.
And In Friendship Games we saw a jackalope go through one of the accidental portals that lacked the swirly magical transformation bullshit tunnel. So if we assume it's the same size as the one we see by Fluttershy's cottage in that one episode (Filli Vanilli I think), that's roughly the right scale.

The next question is whether or not the heights for the High School world girls are canon. They're obviously not baseline humans, who knows, maybe they're actually taller than real humans would be?

>>29737752
>totally not an outlier
>this board is made up of winners and well-respected contributors to society

Come now, you're going to look at me with a straight face and tell me that the vast majority of this place who couldn't get a girl to touch them if their life depended on it, and are just a few years away from becoming a wizard, would have better luck juggling their social autism if the female in question was a colourful horse?

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>>29737656
Your mom is a slut.

>>29737752
there is a good reason why AiE stories about anon working as a farmer or something becoming a cliche, human skills don't translate well to Equestria where technology isn't as advanced and magic solves everything else, and this without considering how your appearance would affect your professional life, judging by how ponyville reacted to a zebra i wonder what they would think about a lanky bald monkey

>>29737178
>I still want big mac and king sombra to dp me
But which holes? This is important, it's the difference between the plebeian and the patrician.

>>29737772
That'd be Ironic for a transportation engineer. Live by the road die by the road.

I guess it's a good thing Trixie's my pet, she'd be my seeing eye mare. I'd take her everywhere and smack her if she talked out of turn.

>>29737792
I just assumed this was a site of degeneracy. Degeneracy isn't excluded to the lowest of society. It's for all sorts.

We lay united in our combined degeneracy, just look at /pol/ or /fit/, not everyone is going through a hard time. We are all united by the simple fact that we're degenerates.


So I guess I'll say it again

>IMPLYING

>>29737620
More

>>29737620
Alright you're gonna have to do better than that

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>>29737805
I wouldn't want to live there, I assumed this was a worlds collide kind of thing.

If I got tossed into Equestria I'd be fucked and probably just become a highwayman. Raping and pillaging with diamond dogs, by day. Getting shitfaced by night.

Or vice versa I'm not sure how to highwayman.

Either way I'd end up dead or rich so....yea

>>29737806
Big Mac gets ass, the King gets the puss ofc.

>>29737710
>>29737826
>>29737834
>no hooves
>>>/s/
>>>/gif/
>>>/soc/
>>>/a/

>>29737805
That's why in one of my stories Anon is a dude that can fix clocks and watches, like those pocket watches. Tried to translate it from my experience working on phones and other electronics as a form of tax-free supplemental income. I was so sick of the farm-life cliche

I mean that's the best I could do there.

>>29737847
Shut the fuck up
>>29737620
Can you get Twilight in there? Tastefully of course so the mods won't throw a shit fit.

>>29737863
That actually sounds pretty cool. I hate the idea of farm work.

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>>29737834
>>29737826
Keeping this pone related while still delivering for the neckbeards still in denial that 2d is best
won't post more booby because I frequent too often to get banned over some thirsty chub chasers

>>29737845
I want the same but with Ponks pegging my ass and Sunset fucking my mouth since I don't have a vagina.

>>29737870
Boobs

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>>29737888
Are indeed the things attached to women's chests, yes.

>>29737902
Tits

>>29737870

twilight's facial expression though

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>>29737888
>>29737868
Boob!

>>29737869
I don't mind (and do) farm work. But for the sake of AiE, it's overdone almost as much as any anime trope

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>>29737909
Yes, tits.

>>29737917
Please stop, I really don't want to lose respect for you.

>>29737917
Just fade back into Anonymity, stop camwhoring. Respect is declining quickly.

>>29737932
What a great pair of tits you got there.

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>>29737946
>>29737954
>respect

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>>29737932
Goddamn

>>29737207
Is that the mane-6 blanket under your dirty laundry? I got one and it's my favorite. How many plushies you got?

>>29738023
Disney Princesses, actually. Old as fuck blanket. I have two, technically. Twilight, and AppleJack is in shipping right now.

>>29738100
Nice & dubs checked. I remember that blanket if it was the one sold around 2012, it was right beside my mane 6 one and I'm still snuggled in it tonight.

Nice boobage btw.

>>29738122
Aaaay, dubs checked.
I forget what year, but I got it because kids blankets are always softer. I would love a mlp blanket but my bed is getting crowded.

and thanks, I grew them myself.

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>>29734924
I would stay up all through the night with her. We can enjoy each other's company and snuggle until the night ends, then have cuddlesex and sleep all day.

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My oc is my waifu so yeah probably.

Stable job, good personality, interesting conversation, love of stories, and "D" as a extra.

>>29738203
Literally you control what your waifu likes and the best you got is a probably?

But pic related is pretty sweet and your OC is the first I've seen with 'stable job' as a trait and unless you mean works at a horse stable (still a step up on planning waifu material I guess) I guess that's something over like half the mane 6.

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>>29736609
>Would your waifu even like you?
>posts Fluttershy
>compared to Discord

>>29734924
i dunno about my wifi

but i'd sure offer trickster my d every night. i'd do if even if she says no

>>29738358
>Wifi
Pokers don't need wifi.... Cus they anit got no iPhone.
>Even if she says no
Poner filler.

>>29738249
Nurse as a day job, Singer by night, and artist in free time.
But you raise a good question....... Are they stables full of poner pooper that have to be cleaned daily in equestria?

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>>29738439
Oh less nurse in our sense of the word and more walk in
>Heal magic
And fixed broken bone.

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>>29738432
oh i'll fill tripsys ponut alright

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
She likes pretty much everyone.
>What do you have to offer her?
I try my best, that's all I can give.

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>>29737207
Underwears seen better days aye chubs?

>>29737780
know this might be over stretching, but what about the lockers whats the average size of a locker of that similar style. cant we use that to guesstimate the possible height (again might be over stretching)

>>29735466
>70% head
someone photoshop this

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>>29738801
Oh yeah, we'll just compare it with the equestrian lockers, which are designed exactly to human specifications.

>>29739275
>pegasus lockers
>not expecting them to have layers taller than ponies bc wings

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>implying

Everything that I have to offer her is insights about my home world, knowledge of OChem undergrad, exoticism of having an otherworldly alien within your reach, and, someone who will actually treat her as a close friend instead of a demigod princess.

Not that much, actually

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Any Twifag who doesn't read needs to begin reading if they want to stop being delusional.

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>>29738963
See this. Wat do?

>>29739464
Get the best Russian rim job money can buy.

>>29739464
>"I heard you liked smart mares Anon, well guess who s the smartest now?"
Anon then dodged Trixies attempt to hold hands and asked Derpy to a date

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
Probably not.

>What do you have to offer her?
Devotion.

>>29739355
They still can't go taller than two layers because anyone hovering on the second layer will be messed up by the downdraft of anyone on the third layer.

>>29739462
I love reading, that's one of the reasons that made me love her.

>>29739464
Trixie nendoroid when?

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>camwhore shows up
>people go full retard
I thought 4chan was beyond this at this point. It's almost like I'm on rebbit.

>What do you have to offer her?
yes
my shlong
8================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D

>>29737524
>I think that shit would only fly for fluttershy

Oh sure. And she also doesn't have a brother.

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>>29740501
Remember when people used to at least pretend to be horses?

Those were good days.
Good days.

>>29741683
>Pic related, me and my bitch

>>29741683
>>29741922
Which one is your whorse? Glimmer or real whorse?

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>>29736357
You might be able to give her a few more STDs she hasn't picked up yet.

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No, I'm a kike.
I'd make a loyal Jewish sex slave.

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>>29737917

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She might tolerate me, but I think that's as far as it would go. The only thing I could offer is an extra set of hands on the farm.

>>29734924
As for me, I got one waifu (Senjougahara) and one pony waifu (twilight).
And no, it's not ok and we are both cancerous trash which should just kill ourselves.

>>29744563
I clicked on the wrong one, fuck me

>>29744563
>multiple waifus
DELET THIS!!!

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>>29734924
>waifu like you?
Considering she is eternally grumpy, I hate all fun fun must die and Iam an irl shitposter it could go both ways really
>offer her
Lots and lots of hate fucking. Oh and a strong back and pair of hands. "Farm" work and all that.

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>>29734924
my waifu is AJ i adore her character and her family orientated thinking

i don't know if she would like me but im damn sure to show here who i am

i worked on a farm for quiet a while and im someone who takes his work VERY serious
also i love to be exausted after work, it's just blissful to work till your back and arms hurt

but to be honest
no i don't think she would like me and i don't think she would fall in love with me
im a shut in, i dispise people, the time between work is spent with time filling activitys till i can work again

that's my life... not much to love there

but i'd trie my best to get this mare on my side

>>29735056
fellow applefag here

don't be depressed my friend
Applejack doesn't need much from you, she just wants Honesty a good work moral and some fitnes so you stay in shape

i don't think she cares for material things, you're character is the most valuable thing anon don't forget that

>>29735880
oky i want this now
>anon tries to impress twiggle by pulling a bit out of her ear
>twiggy thinks it's real and makes anon buy stuff for her with that ""Free money""
>how many jobs can anon take at a time?
>how many ponies have to suffer fo this?
>will he sell drugs to cover up his original lie?

>>29736952
He's cleaning the air with it.

>>29734924

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>>29734924
>Would your waifu even like you?
As a friend, sure.
As a love interest, I highly doubt it.

What do you have to offer her?
Shitty jokes, memes, friendship and the occasional bad advice.

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>>29745909
>'strong back and pair of hands'
Unless you re waiting for her at home for her daily massage I dont see how anyone can help a hard working horse who can literally break rocks with her bare hooves
I d make her a pie while waiting too, she s not ponk but maybe we can win her thru her belly

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>complete knowledge of gasoline and diesel engines
>good at DIY
i'd probably be used to start the industrial boom for equestria and then she would forget about me because there's too much to do in this new world of engineering.
feels bad man

>>29744563
>two waifus
this is heresy

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>>29744563
Kill yourself. Unironically, kill yourself. Waifus are not something you pick and choose, that is something so many of you fucking cancerous weeb newfags don't seem to understand. You do not go window shopping for waifus. It is literal love.

>>29745994
Twilight is best waifu. Take that yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwww

>>29749882
s-she's not and you're stupid, HA