Clingy waifus are the best waifus.
>Having a shithorse like Rainbow "I totally fucked my friend's brother when I was younger" Dash
>>29731466
If that is true then why isn't she married to him?
>>29731709
Too young to apply for a marriage license.
>Clingy marefriend enjoying nothing more than snuggling with you under a blanket while you watch movies
>Clingy marefriend Rainbow Dash demanding that you wake up at an ungodly hour to watch her practice her aerial stunts
>Clingy marefriend being adorably possessive of you in a silly horse way
>Clingy marefriend rubbing your face into her chest tuft to get her scent you so that everypony knows that you're off the market
>Clingy marefriend being there for you when you're feeling down
>>29731462
Sup, Shithorse
>>29731742
Which is also too young to know how to fuck.
>>29731863
>Clingy marefriend to hurl heavy objects at you as you read love poetry
>>29731917
Glimmer isn't on this thread.
>>29731462
I like jealous waifus.
It's a weird fetish of mine, but I love the idea of my waifu getting really angry at a girl when she sees the girl try and flirt with me and then try and make physical contact and then my waifu comes over and just beats the crap out of her.
>>29731989
The idea that someone loves and values me enough to become violent when they think that the connection we have is being threatened is a good idea in concept (and makes my heart hurt), but frightening in practice.
>Myesssss
>Rainbow Dash screamed, she was being penetrated by Godzilla.
>"Oh lordy, Godzilla, please stop penetrating my tender bits, I feel like I'm out wits to tackle this behemoth."
>Godzilla go, "Yee"
>Then, Rainbow Dash turned into a condom around Godzilla's cock.
>She was still alive, but in incredible amounts of pain.
>She could not speak, she could not see, she had no mouth and could scream.
>Then, a giant Starlight Glimmer came over and french kissed Godzilla.
>Starlight raised her plot for Godzilla and in return, he penetrated her pussy with his Rainbow condom.
>He started humping Starlight Glimmer and then ejaculated Rainbow Dash into a balloon, to which caused Starlight Glimmer to contract H.I.V.
>Then, King Kong came and buttfucked Godzilla under his tail.
>Song:Midnight Radio, my butt is stereo, always clean with a good dick wipe.
>>29731989
Yes, it would be the best feeling in the world. You finally have a waifu who is so dedicated to you that she will use violence. How many of us will get that kind of love?
>>29732058
We know Dashie will take it to the extreme like she does with everything. I don't even care if she is stalking me from the sky, her kind of loyalty is hard to find.
>>29732104
Dash would never allow herself to be caught.
Godzilla doesn't have the arm length to push her down on his dick.
Dash would never say those words.
Dash's unused hole cannot stretch that much.
Dash does not have any STD.
Dash is pure.
But Glimmer sounds about right.