Here for all your dykeshit needs.
>>29728705
>>29728709
>>29728714
>>29728718
>>29728705
Rainbow Dust needs to be more of a thing.
>>29728878
Shouldn't this be merged with the Homo Horsie Hangout?
It could be the "Nipples and Dicks Thread".
>>29729212
>>29729212
I dunno. Going by how big the /u/ threads of MLP stuff got (back when it was still allowed, of course), there's a LOT of dykeshit to be had, and sharing a single thread with all the /y/ horses seems kind of unfair for both sides; the threads probably wouldn't even last half as long, and anons who visit the thread for one thing would have to dig through the other.
B-but this if forbidden love! Girls can't love girls!
>>29728737
It's not fuck if you don't love any of them.
It's voyeurism
Hopefully this one will last longer than the other one.
>>29729335
Rarity is an exception because, well, everyone loves Rarity.
>>29729647
Timber already shattered that ship.
It's barely surviving on /nst/'s autism at this point.
>>29729721
Let's be real here, a gay ship is probably never going to happen. Maybe Lryabon, but in a blink or you'll miss it style easter egg.
>>29729964
Yeah, we know.
Waste of potential, waste of potential everywhere
>>29729647
>>29730878
Based Aka
>>29728703
If I were in Sunset's situation, I would probably be wearing that exact same face.
>>29729721
Eh, Timber's a jackass. He needs to back off and let Sunset Shimmer have a chancesince if she can't have the Princess, she should have the next best thing.
>>29729964
If Steven Universe can get away with... well, just look at how fucking gay that show is, Pearl alone is like if you took all of the homo from Will & Grace and smashed it into one lesbian. If SU can do that, having twomares openly love each other should be okay.
>>29731185
But Hasbro plays it too safe. Slice of life is probably as crazy they're going to get.
>>29728887
>LD will never show up again
Why won't they redeem her too?
>>29731231
It's still a possibility, considering how long it took for Gilda to come back.
>>29728703
Come join us in /nst/, faggots. We talk about dykeshits other than Twilight+(X) ships.
>>29731168
I doubt they would ship off Shimmer.
She is Ishi's daughter and him, Megan and Katrina know that it would destroy her character to ship her off. Ishi doesn't want to ship her off because she is his daughter and he wants what's best for her, Megan already filled their romance pandering requirements with Scitwi and Katrina doesn't want to ship her off because Katrina is a hard core feminist and wants Sunset to stay a symbol of female empowerment and Independence. The whole "strong independent woman who don't need no man" crap.
It is highly unlikely that she gets shipped off.
>>29728703
SHIMMER ISNT A DYKE, YOU FUCKING C/U/CKS
>>29731786
Well of course she isn't, she'snot real
>>29731782
I mean, they could always shoot for interdependence (two strong individuals are involved with each other but haven't had to sacrifice anything or compromise for it), which, honestly, would make for a better show of strength than simply being independent. Sunset gets romantically involved with SciTwi, not out of any sense of need, but because they simply want to be together. Should the relationship not work out after being taken to that level, they can still go back to just being friends with neither of them the worse for wear; their love was not a key feature of the two, it was not something that was needed for either of them to be happy and satisfied with life, it was naught but a plus with no minuses. And, well, if that plus couldn't stick around, then they're still meeting the quota for their well-being and not getting wrecked over it.
Then again, considering the target demographic, that kind of thing would go over most of the audience's heads. Hell, there are plenty of grown people I've met who have no idea what interdependence is.
>>29731786
Right.She's a mega-super-hyper-dyke.
>weeepweeepabooo weeepweeepwabooo
>Starlight farted a taco out of her anus, it was delicious when it entered Sonata's mouth
>"Ohhhh yeee ooooooo, that is some tasty taco."
>Starlight started fingering her asshole, it was burning from all the hot sauce that was coming out.
>"Oh dear god, that shit burns like my ex-girlfriend Watisha Burns"
>Then, Sonata's face started to melt.
>"Oh Sweet Celestia horse, my face!"
>She turned into a puddle because she was a witch.
>"I knew my master plan would work, my anus tells me so."
>That's when Scilight came in and vomited all over Starlight.
>"Thank you Scilight, my complexion will soften from your acidic... wait this burns... huh... AAAAAAAAGH!"
>Then, Starlight melted and the puddle of flesh melted with the puddle of Sonata Dusk.
>They came together and became an amalgamation abomination.
>"Yeeeeooooooorgh, we are ONE!"
>Scilight smiled, "Awesome, come inside my cunt so I can study you in my vaginal laboratory!"
>So they were vacuumed into her spacious vagina, it had a lot of space to spread since it was stretched out by how much cock she has at a daily bases.
>"Okay, my machine over here says that you are all cancer monsters from Starlight and Sonata's D.N.A."
>The amalgamation sighed, they didn't want to be cancer, but they were.
>So I hired Herbert the Pervert to fuck and cure you with his old man sperm.
>"Hot diggidy dog! I always wanted to plant my seed in an abomination!" said Herbert the Pervert.
>And so he did, the sound of dogs yelping and crying children wept as they made love together.
>Scilight walked away with a smile on her face.
Now song:
CREAM CICKLE CREAM CICKLE LOBBY MY PANTIES, I'M SO SHANTY, FUCK MY ASS.
>>29731964
Add me to the pastebin.
>>29731964
...Well, at least it wasn't boring.
>>29732017
I need to cream to dream fellow anon.
>>29728703
What is it about TwinTwi's that gets me rock hard.
>>29729335
First time I've ever drawn Sunset or EqG stuff, I'll probably do a background and the other girls and whatever later. Sorry if the colors are off.
YAMERO
>>29728703
>>29732533
i cry errytiem
>>29732245
Nice Manly Man, what you have been up to?
>>29732573
I think it's gay.
>>29733292
Well duh
Imagine how Dash and Twilight's relationship has evolved since she got wings. Now they canpreen each other
>>29733710
Those two bonding by doing flight-related things always sounds really cute, I loved Testing Testing 1, 2, 3 because of that.
>>29732245
Pretty well done and on-model. Have a cookie
>>29733288
Well, I was trying to get some LunaScratch facesitting done for the Vinyl Scratch thread, but I keep messing up and can't decide who should be sitting on who. Then comes a funk where I can't draw anything but my Final Fantasy d20 characters, or this piece that I've largely given up on that has Noel from Final Fantasy XIII-2 standing on a beach with Serge from Chrono Crossand being only a little homo.
And finally, there's a rush of inspiration in the form of Rarity talking about love that is forbidden. My muse is even less decisive than a kid in a candy store, and it's kind of killing me.
>>29734543
Cumps?
>>29734582
>Cumps?
It's just a way to say regards
man I miss the /u/ thread
>>29735842
Rarijack is such a boring ship, but if you flip it around with AJ being embarassed about her feelings and lacking experience in gentle romance, and Rarity guiding her and generally wearing pants in the relationship, it becomes so much better, at least for me.
>>29728703
And now Sunset is a Twilight Sandwich.
>>29731786
Sorry angry anon, this is too cute NOT to be canon.
But also, 2 lewd 4 chan.
>>29735224
Me too. I've considered starting one again, but the threat of permaban hanging over my head like it was with one guy is pretty good at deterring me.
>>29729721
Only when Sunset's paired with the inferior human Twilight.
>>29737265
DELETE THIS
cute and perfect
CUTE AND PERFECT
>>29728703
i love dykeshit
>>29736934
Someone got perma-banned for making a dyke general?
>>29731786
shimmy is literally the dykiest
>>29738422
Misunderstood there, I meant an /mlp/ thread on /u/. Poor guy barely managed to fight it down to two weeks.
>>29738577
How? Stealth humanized threads? I know /aco/ has those sometimes, never followed them tho. Or is it outright rule 15 break?
>tfw only person in the whole world to ship MoonPie
I think they'd have great chemistry, and that Pinkie would be good for Moonie.
>>29738720
They never mentioned it; I think I'll give a stealth thread a shot later, though.
>>29738720
When was the last time /aco/ had a stealth thread? All the breads I see trying to be sneaky get shotdown.
>>29738776
She already has a better Pinkie though.
>>29738720
It was pretty much a rule break. But the mods didn't care for some reason until Hiro showed up.
>>29738936
Take it back shitlord. Minny is for Twinkleshine.
>>29728703
>>29729647
>>29730878
>>29731596
>>29732533
>>29736030
>>29739742
>>29736625
>>29739777
>>29739788
>>29730968
>>29739788
Too much sunlight
Post other ships
>>29738422
There used to be a humanized MLP thread on /u/ for a couple years. Janitors didn't seem to mind and would even clean up shitposting from people protesting it's existence. Then one day they started deleting them. Around the time Hiro came into power, oddly enough.
>>29739971
It's not the ship's fault it's the best. Sunlight's appeal is that it's the only Twilight ship with an "equal". All of her other ships are either with a "superior" (Celestia, Luna, Discord) or with an "inferior" (everyone else)
>>29740899
What about glimmer?
>>29740933
Twilight's student and therefore falls in the cathegory of "inferior"
>>29739777
>that sad Sci in the woods
Stop it
Not mine, but the lack of Lightning Dust being gay is kind of saddening. I'll try and whip up something when I finish the thing with Sunset holding a sign.
Everyone goes on and on about Rainbow Dash but I think Pinkie Pie is the one that fucks all the ladies.
>>29742926
I hope so.
Green?
>>29739971
AGREED
>>29743508
>Luna: "Worry not, Miss Shimmer. You may have sanctuary at my home, and needn't even pay rent, on one condition."
>>29743909
Part II: https://derpibooru.org/565147
>>29745210
How is this still up?
>>29746328
https://twitter.com/TheLostNarrator/status/845460844007743489
>>29746396
It doesn't really show anything
>>29746895
vintage meme right thar
>>29746328
Big breasts fill men's hands.
Flat chests fill men's hearts
>>29746933
Dubs confirm
>>29748843
That's adorable
>>29728703
Heck yeah, this general is back.
This is Lesbo General #9 I believe.
>>29746933
>men
>in the anti-male propaganda thread
wew
>>29751391
>implying there any actual females here
>>29751432
Well /u/ has a roughly 50/50 ratio of men and women to it, and a small number of the denizens aren't even attracted to girls.
>>29752038
>homos and straight girls in /u/
Huh, really? Figured it was lesbians and straight guys.
>>29752066
Yeah, there's actually a running gag about a gay guy who accidentally clicked /u/ instead of /v/, and he got interested in the stories and relationships of a bunch of yuri manga. He even got into debating with other anons there, and it took him four months to realize he'd been wasting that much of his life talking about stuff he doesn't even like. There's a screenshot of the green post he made somewhere, but I can't find it. I've talked with straight girls there myself, too.
Well, they were either straight or in denial, so make of that what you will.
>>29752147
>>29732245
I cleaned it up a bit for you
>>29753352
>>29753352
So hypothetically speaking, if someone were to actually start writing green for this thread, what pairing would you it to be about?
>>29753497Appleshy
>>29753497
Anything with Princess Luna, really. Top choices are LunaShy, LunaScratch, and LunaShimmer, although Twiluna and Princest are also cool.
>>29728718
AHH
>>29753898
That's a lot of tabs
>>29753936
Tab icons are still visible, there's not that many of them
>>29732251
>>29735907
>Rarijack is such a non-canon ship
ftfy :^)
>>29754116
None of the ships are canon. But that doesn't stop them from being adorable and sweet. At least the ones that involve Rarity are.
When it comes to /u/, what makes your favorite ships? How cute they look together, how they interact in the show, or something else?
In my case Rarishy is my favorite cuteness-wise, and Sunlight and Trimer are my favorites interaction-wise.
>>29754410
Celestia and Pinkie, from the little we actually see of Sunbutt's personality she seems like she longs to just party and chill if she wasn't so busy. Pinkie could provide that tenfold
>>29754410I've never watched the show, I'm just here for the green and porn
>>29754410
It's a combination of all of it. Show interaction aboslutely gives it fuel but ultimately it comes down to cuteness of possible interactions.
I can't even name my favorites, most of them are cute as hell.
>>29754410
A bit of all of it, but it all just comes down to the massive amount of headcanon I have, especially concerning Luna.
>>29731786
I mean, you're not wrong.She's bi.
>>29754176
one of my fav ships pham
>>29756248
>>29757126
you can still rub your beans together!
>>29754176
>that image
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>29728703
Is there a green where Rarity takes Sweetie Belle to the spa and she orders Sweetie to have her first "special" massage?
>>29757874
No, but you're welcome to write one
>>29758845
This is the best thing ever. I can't stop watching it.
9 fucking threads, and what do we have to show for it?
>>29758965
have a webm version
>>29754176
>None of the ships are canon
canon dates are canon, anon.
Got it finished, or at least as far as I imagine I will. I don't really feel like doing a background, and I'm kinda frustrated at the coloration being off, so I think I'll just be done.
>>29759615
AJ's neck is kinda weird, but other than that it's fine
>>29759689
Yeah, I was figuring as much. I had to take a few liberties and such when getting Pinkie and Applejack in, since in the anime picture you barely even get half a face on the girl AJ replaces, and Pinkie's is nothing but an arm.
>>29759615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0
>>29759995
And that's where you're wrong, bucko.
>>29759995
>>29760022
https://youtu.be/SugGPQanWtg
>>29760875
>Twi in a corseted dress
UNF
>Shimmy in a suit and tie
UNF
>both of their hairs done up in ponytails
UNF
I can't find anything I don't like about this picture.
>>29760749
That grammar though
>>29760875
Sunset Shimmer in a suit of any kind, but especially a tuxedo, is just magnificent. Like, any time I see her dressed like that, 'Sharp-Dressed Man' plays in my head at full volume.
Best Applecest.
>>29754475
>Biggest pairing on FIMfiction.
Why is that?
>>29761818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpsx-OWHfNc
>>29761995
>Why is that?
>>29761995
>Biggest pairing on FIMfiction.
Is it really?
>>29762179
By a large margin, actually.
https://www.derpibooru.org/1371422?q=artist%3Aselective-yellow
>>29762203
Well show interactions don't count for a lot here I guess. Twirity being so prevalent with barely any representation in the show for example. But I expected Appledash to dominate the chart, I thought it was the most mainstream ship.
>>29729721
>durr
that never stopped us before, why would it now?
>>29762237
>Well show interactions don't count for a lot here I guess.
Which is kind of why I have to wonder why it's the biggest.
>>29761720
I assume all country bumpkins have lesbian incest sex with each other.
>>29762499
Generic jock meets nerd relationship. Easily accessible to all audiences.
>>29762499
most iconic character of the show x the main character of the show
it's not rocket science.
>>29761818
dykeshit anon from /dzg/
is that you?
Keeping it in the family.
>>29754410
Rarijack because it's like a straight ship but without dickmost of the time.
>>29754410
Raridash, because it's the closest we've gotten to a canon lesbian ship :^)
>>29764528
>>29764528
>"Darling? Honey?"
>"...Please help?"
Opinions on mlp-hearts?
>>29765674
Who?
>>29765897
An artist that specializes in lesbian no hooves'ery
>>29765918
Considering my own drawing tendencies, I'm pretty cool with their stuff.
>>29765674
>>29765918
>>29766108
My favorite is aka-ryuga, though her stuff is exclusively Sunlight stuff so there's not a lot of variety
>>29765230
>good things are better when they're a rarity
not always...
>>29728703
any good femanon stories?
>>29766820
Here's a decent Femanon x Fluttershy one:
https://pastebin.com/SgHpGqei
My favorite one was from back when /u/ was okay with humanized ponies, and it involved Fluttershy threatening someone with a knife at school, but I can't remember the title.
>>29766280
that reminds of me raridashdoodles
i wish he made other pairs instead of just raridash. cause the art and strips be cute as fuck. Specially rara
>>29767844
she does though
>>29768163
yeah sorry, i meant more of other pairings, with the comics strips and everything
>>29768221
there are occasional comics too of other ships. there's been lots of doodles that hasn't been put on any blogs
>>29757874
>Sweetie Belle who squirms and squeaks out little squeals while her tight nether regions get tongued for the first time.
>Her shakey legs wrapped around Aloe's head.
>Aloe's mouth is covered with the young girl's juices.
>Rarity gets eaten out by Lotus while she is holding Sweetie's hand.
>"Relax Sweetie dear, Ms. Aloe knows what she is doin- Ahh~"
>Rarity squeezee her little sister's hand tighter.
"Oh, Ms Lotus you certainly know how to treat a lady~"
>>29768553Continue
>>29768553
>hand
dropped.
Where's everybody today?
>>29775561
At home, imagining Princess Luna singing this to Fluttershy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO-jx2dw0oI
Found this not to long ago
>>29776177
Where's this from?
>>29775600
Actually drawing this at the moment; I wish that I could properly devote my time to one project, instead of doing, like, five of them simultaneously.
>>29765230
>>29765263
I love these little things.
>>29778975
Celestia is the only character I can see Twilight daydreaming about and wishing to be more intimate with. Of course her ships with others can be cute, but truth be told, Celestia is the only pony Twilight loves and truly respects.
What's the best twilight ship and why is it twishy?
>>29779414
It's the purest ship for me. And I think it's really cute.
>>29779449
>What's the best twilight ship
twilestia closely followed by rarilight
SUDDENLYCrack.
>>29781035
>rarilight
Yes.
Next year we need to merge with a red board that won't bitch about lesbians.
>>29782148
Kinda miss the Nazis desu
Where is everyone?
>>29784102
gone
>>29785517
Cute but this isn't dykeshit
>>29781035
no! twishy is the only acceptable ship
Who's up for some heresy?
Anyone else think this should be the Pinkiedash theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2IYUehYj0I
>>29788189
https://youtu.be/q_CJSlSPui8
>>29759735
Use it to your advantage. Stick a builders hat, brazing goggles, and a disapproving scowl on her...
>>29785782
don't be that faggot anon
>>29787744
I want a trixie hair companion it would be a lot of fun (also is there another version of this with human trixie and pony glimmer that would be great)
>>29792143
MODS
>>29792604
The fuck is even going on in that image
>>29793256
Mostly gay ships, two of them being interspecies, and one where Twilight ships herself with a... phial of science-y goop.
>>29795244
>>29795911
Dubs bumpers
>>29749945
>>29759007
>>29779449
>>29780600
The only thing that we can be 100% sure is that Fluttershy is straight.
It ain't gay if it's just practice
https://discord.gg/CWBU7nh
mlp is for roodypoos
>>29797601
why are there so many discords for things?
>>29797027
>Fluttershy
>straight
>>29797027
>>29797027
.
This thread's too gay to die!
>>29802492
Honestly, with our few numbers and no green, what's even the point? What are fighting for?
>>29802905
>few numbers
we aren't that scant. and I remember the day when people used to fucking blow their head out their entire digestive track over the mere mention of a pony being in love with another pony and not anon. let alone glorious dykeshit. We have everything to be proud of for this progress. We are an accepted general that doesn't get ruthlessly trolled and shit posted in, and every regular thread we have is another one that proves we aren't cancer.
>>29802921
This. I've been considering some green, but I'm not sure what I'd write.
>>29804176
Do a Luna ship, that was the most requested for awhile now.
>>29804176
>>29805111
This. Surprise me. Show me a Luna ship that I haven't seen before. Ship her with Bonbon or Clover the clever or Cloudchaser or something.
>>29758407Thank you, Taker
>>29761995
They make an excellent couple. Their strengths complement each other's weaknesses and they're different in enough ways to lead to interesting situations while having enough in common to make it sweet and natural. Doesn't hurt that it's easy to see either one as lesbian or bi.
>>29812146
They compliment each other really well, now that Dash warmed up to Twilight and Twilight got used to being active. I want to see more of them enjoying each other's hobbies. More Dash reading with Twilight and more Twilight fasting with Dash. It basically writes itself, it's like Rarijack but not stale and overplayed.
>>29812146
>>29812414
Those are my favorite kinds of pairing. I like opposites that compliment each other. Take Pinkie, for example. I would much rather see her with Rarity or Twilight or someone that provides a contrast to her like that than with someone like Cheese Sandwich.
>>29798847
>This
bicurious yes, 100% straight no
Does it still count as dykeshit if the pony is attracted to herself?
>>29814523
>>29814523
Some fun reading here, Spitfire/Twilight crackshipping.
Also, getting to see a lot of the royal family being whiny bitches.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/350834/glow
>>29816286
Bump
>>29738376
This image is too good for men of flesh and bone
>>29816286
You call that crackshipping? I demand someone ship Lightning Dust with alternate universe alicorn Pinkie Pie.
>>29817897
Speaking of Lightning Dust, I found a fic somewhere that was Rarity BDSMing the fuck out of her.
>>29818514
Link?
>>29818566
Here it is.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/317486/friendship-flops-and-riding-crops
>>29816286
where's my tavi x twilight shipsprotip: they're all dead
>>29819660
Here's one, if you don't mind SciFi.
https://pastebin.com/q8Z1DxJ8
>>29819724
Sorry if I ruin this pic for anyone butI can't help but see Octavia frowning with a double chin
>>29820000
Damn you, quads
>Wtf lgbt bullshit thread about mlp
Go watch Steven Universe and talk about it on reddit you fucking bastards!
>>29820976
Thanks for the bump
I want green of this so fucking much.
>>29820976
>>29822663
No Futashy allowed, get that filth outta here.
>>29812288
This is cute.
Post more cute, please.
>9 threads in
>Still no true green