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If she's the smartest, then who's the dumbest?

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If she's the smartest, then who's the dumbest?
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>>29727707
Applejack
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>>29727707
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Everypony who's not Twilight.
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>>29727720

lol for sure
but which main character tho?
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>>29727707
Pinkie
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>>29727707
What is blue, fast and needs an entire episode dedicated to learning disabilities?
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>>29727773

Glimmer
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>>29727773
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>>29727773
/thread
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>>29727773

Are you talking about the daring do episode where {(Rainbow Dash)} discovers she's an Egghead?
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>>29727773
You?
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>>29727707
>>29727773
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>>29727773
>>29727782
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>>29727773
>Starlight has blue mane highlight
>blue magic
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>>29727773
>TFW to smart to be understood
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>>29727773
You make a valid point, but I still think it's Applejack.
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>>29727857
Kill all nyxfags.
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>>29727763
This isn't even a good meme. Just stop.
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Queen Stupid, right here.
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>>29727876
t. failure of a fanfic author
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>>29727793
True. They already did the CWC episode in Sonic Boom
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>>29728015
No
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>>29727707
I love Flutters to bits but she's a bit dim sometimes, and apparently retarded in EQG.
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>>29727773
This piece of shit. How could anyone like her?
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>>29727867
Applejack at least knows how to run a farm. So she's got agricultural and economic knowledge. RD has flight skill and safety knowledge, but she's otherwise still dumb as a rock. She's always the last to catch on. She also doesn't understand other people very well, whereas Applejack is pretty aware of social situations and is even pretty tactful in navigating them (usually).

AJ may be a redneck, but she's not an idiot. RD is grade-A stupid.
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>>29728357
You took the words right out of my mouth. Dash is the worst character in the entire show.
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>>29728418
>Dash is the worst character in the entire show.

Pinkie Pie is worse, her entire role is to be the comic relief charecter, and she isn't even good at it, she's annoying as hell, sometimes even unbearable.
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>>29728504
You have no soul, motherfucker.
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>>29728504
You have balls to say something like that here.

I like balls.
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Shut up, she's just differently abled!
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>>29728549
Just like the people who like her.
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>>29727745
Rainbow Dash.
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>>29728556
Dashfags, when will they learn? Probably never since they have learning disability like she does.
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To those who say AJ is the dumbest: why? Besides in her sleep-deprived state, give me a reason AJ is stupid besides "hillbilly."
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>>29728579
memes
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>>29728549
>Dash just learns differently
That was fun
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>>29728579
They think that because of her routines in that S6 episode. Having complicated routines doesn't make you dumb or even autistic. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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>>29727773
>"Dash isn't dumb though, she just has a different learning style."
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>>29728602
But her routines were broken.
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>>29728658
>>29728602

Yeah, but that exact thing happens to a LOT of people, usually adults who are adverse to change.

It's still dumb, but it doesn't come close to RD's level of stupid.
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>>29728657
>Implying mutual exclusivity
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>>29727707
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>>29727707
You are, OP.
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>>29727707
OP.
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twilight IS the dumbest. Derpy is the smartest... you're a moron for not knowing this.
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>>29728701
RD is autistic, not stupid. Practically a photographic memory while flying. We're talking savant-level memory.

Fluttershy on the other hoof... well she just doesn't seem to care about knowing things... or social settings in general... or pretty much anything but hanging out with animals, which clearly are not good role models of intelligence.
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>>29728775
>implying rainbow dash isn't the only autistic character on the show
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>>29727773
also a whole episode on READING

dash needs to learn shit even the cmc are to old for
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>>29728775
>savant-level memory
>implying savants aren't usually autistic retards
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>>29728775
You have a point, but memory =/= intelligence.

Flutters isn't very bright either, nor does she care to try to be. I'll give you that.
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>>29728872
Enjoy your vacation.
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>>29727707
Should be obvious by now
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>>29728920
Even Derpy has more intellect, common sense, and social skills than Rainbow Dash.
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I think we can all agree that purple, rara and banana have all displayed common signs of some measure of mental faculty, so let's leave them out right away. Background ponies remain mostly unknown and can't be assumed about, so let's leave them out. Derpy, if we take her appearance in the show for granted is disabled and therefore shouldn't be considered, alternatively you can assume that we don't know enough about her to call it and leave her out either way. Now, if you consider the princesses, Celestia is obviously intelligent. Luna not quite so obviously if you judge by the Halloween episode, but i think it's also fair to assume that her intelligence is superior to that of Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash. And really the contest comes down to those two in the end, as Applejack has also shown on a few occasions i recall to be a thinking mare, even if her thinking may be limited and her outward appearance and mannerism honestly simple. Remember all of her clever and sarcastic remarks and you will know she is no truly dumb pony. Pinkie Pie is questionable because of how batshit crazy she is, but if you know, intelligence and insanity are in no way exclusive of each other, in many cases they go hand in hand. Look how these two ponies go about their sulking and sadness to find the answer, OP. See what Pinkie Pie reveals when we look underneath her bubbly outward personality, see what Rainbow reveals. Pinkie Pie reveals a troubled soul burdened with melancholy. Rainbow reveals nothing but simple pain, in her suffering she is the same cretin she always was, no matter what. Rainbow "Krusty Kuntflakes" Dash is the dumbest fucking pony in the entire franchise, no matter which way you look at it. She has never said anything remarkable, she's stupidly brash, she's dumb in her happiness and she's dumb in her depression, she's always the fool in every situation. When she triumphs it's in a stupid, obnoxious fashion that she does it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF-viw1aUzc
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>>29729220
tl;dr
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>>29728334
>and apparently retarded in EQG
Everyone is more retarded in EQG.
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>>29729291
>>29727773
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>>29727707
This guy.
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>>29727728
>everypony

>>29728775
>"on the other hoof..."
>hoof

OP here. Thanks for answering my question, guys.
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>>29727707
She's not the smartest.
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>>29727773
Luna on cocaine.
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>>29727707
she's not the smartest, but is the most well-rounded. for sheer intellectual power, Pinkie is your pony. As far as traditional standards of intellect it'll be AJ or Flutters near the bottom, but Dash has a special need in order to learn so she gets the lowest rung.
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>>29727707
Obese green pony at the end of Canterlot Boutique episode.
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>>29731067
I don't think Pinkie is smarter than Twilight. Pinkie just breaks the rules.
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>>29727707
Rainbow dash
She didn't know how to read until season. Three
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>>29728504
>comic relief
spike's pretty fucking awful for that reason as well
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>>29728775
Rainbow Dash isn't autistic. That's Twilight Sparkle's thing.

TS: Asperger's Syndrome.
RD: Attention Deficit Disorder.
FS: Social Anxiety and/or PTSD.
PP: ADHD, Bipolar Manic Depression, High Level Psychosis.
RT: Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
AJ: Umm, does "dumb as a bag of rocks" count as a disorder?
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>>29727773
"Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3" was a pretty good episode. Well, the way they teach RD was stupid, no way she could pass a test or actually know anything by flying over Pinkie Pie while she spouts Wonderbolt lore. And then she got an A on the test, after studying only once. I thought that was all very unrealistic.

It is a kid's show, built around things like hope and love. I guess that should matter more than realism, at least as far as Pony goes.
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>>29728657
Did anybody ever say this unironicly.
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>>29731234
its a le epik screencap reference
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>>29728920
Slice of Life made canon that derpy is just a more focused Pinkie Pie.

For what's worth, I would fucking love an episode where Pinkie Pie and Derpy are the only ponies available to take care of a very important event: everyone expect an epic disaster but the girls end up surprising everyone by throwing a fucking epic event.
That's how the episode begins, the rest is nothing but the ponies commenting on some awesome details followed by a flashback detailing the absurdly fucked up ways as Pinkie and Derpy got shit done.
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>>29731190
>AJ
>dumb as a bag of rocks

Opinion discarded completely.
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>>29727707
Hey, what if none of them are actually all that dumb?

>inb4 Rainbow Dash
>inb4 Applejack

Applejack runs a successful farm and Rainbow Dash has a rainbow mane.
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>>29731067
>pinkie pie
>sheer intellectual power
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>>29731413
>For what's worth, I would fucking love an episode where Pinkie Pie and Derpy are the only ponies available to take care of a very important event: everyone expect an epic disaster but the girls
they really shouldn't understimated pinkie, they have already seen numerous times how she goes out of their way to get shit done
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>>29731117
the amount of brain power needed to compile her files and anticipate the probable needs of the day make Ponk the smartest. She's "A Beautiful Mind" level genius. Twilight is the most adaptable and well-rounded of the brains.
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>>29728549
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None of the ponies are smart, else they'd have found a way to make Equestria real.
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>>29729220
Yeah, you're not wrong, but she's hot.

Also s1-s2 Dash was an actual character that wasn't just a cardboard jackoff like she is now
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>>29731355
You just wish you had made that sick burn.
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>>29731723
Remember when her extreme lazyness and constant crashes were her main character traits?
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>>29731828
Her massive ego was always one of her main character traits. But it hid her fear of failure, so it was interesting. She seems to be mostly past that, so now she's just a total buffoon. It's a shame, she used to be somewhat likeable.
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>>29731190
AJ isn't fucking dumb, she's accustomed to the simple ways of the farm. Her demeanor is honest and basic but she has shown many times that she can be clever. If she had the time to read books and study she would be as smart as any of them, definitely smarter than Rarara

purple > hat > banana > rarara > krusty
penk = n/a
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>>29728599
is that a southpark referrence?
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>>29731190
>RD: Severe low-functioning autism
>TS: Normie
>FS: Normie
>RT: Normie
>PP: Normie
>AJ: Normie

Order of M6 from smartest to dumbest:
Twilight
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
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>>29732865
>Rarity
>smart
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>>29732865
>Order of M6 from smartest to dumbest
Twilight
Applejack
Fluttershy
Rarity
Pinkie
Rainbow Dash

ftfy
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>>29733210
I actually find this acceptable
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>>29733210
Pretty much perfect. I wouldn't be surprised if Flutters wasn't a bit higher.
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