>"Thanks for a great night, Anon!" Your reaction?

>>29727421
Hide another EQG thread

>>29727421
Hide another shitty eqg thread

Why don't you barbiefags drop this shit in fingerbang, fuck

>>29727421
>Happy you fucked a girl
>Panic that you fucked a teenage girl.
>Hyperventilate when you realize that girl recorded all of it.

y-you too...

>>29727421
Who are you and how did you get in my house?

>>29727421
>"Thanks for the wonderful night Anon!"
"Uh, you're wel-"
>"IF YOU STICK IT IN MY ASS AGAIN WITHOUT ASKING I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF WITH A STEAK KNIFE!"

>>29727487
Yes

>>29727504
Yes

>>29727497
And yes

>>29727421
Wonder why my breath smells like 12 dozen eggs.

>>29727421
"I didn't know freckles were possible on THAT"

>>29727504
>TFW no qt bipolar gf.

>>29727497
Crazy people, when bored learn how to lock pick/shimmy doors quietly.
Also windows.
They also know just the right amount of chemicals needed to put in a drink so you don't notice the flavor, and are rendered unconscious.

>>29727526
I know bipolar people and no, not cute.
Think meth addict with better skin.

>>29727554
sounds cute

>>29727526
>You will never help her go through her mental illness.
>No matter what happens you will always be there.

>>29727568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYG3DMWIfFU&t=187s
Is this cute?

>>29727421
I'd appreciate it if you would cover yourself while you are here.
This is not your home, you are a guest.

>>29727421
I want to experience this one day. My teddy bear doesn't cut it sometimes

>>29727421
Isn't it a little late to react to the scenario you're presenting? Are you saying that I was just emotionally dead up until this point?

>>29727421
Literally Vomit.

>>29727851
Maybe you lost your memory

>>29727421
Imagine what her armpits smell like.

>>29727578
Yes.

>>29728138
sour yet sweet?

>>29728138
Imagine what her pussy tastes like

sour keys candy

>>29727421

"You're welcome for a good morning and afternoon after breakfast, too."

>>29727421
I know you guys think it's insane to fuck someone who is bipolar, but lets have some porn logic added in here.

Porn Logic: She is only calm and sweet when she isn't horny. When she is horny, she switches moods from calm to being angry. All you have to do is fuck her till she is calm!

Best medicine her theRapist can offer.

>>29728758
It's the other way around, when she's angry, SHE will fuck YOU until she's calm.

>>29729041
what happens if you blow your load really fast before she's satisfied?

>>29729061
She'll give you a strapon to fuck her with instead, or uses it herself, depending on how angry she is.

>>29727504
>>29727526
trash

>>29727421
"Before you'll leave you have to eat those eggs."

Bumping for fucking crazed high school student green

>>29727658
~unf

>>29727421
I'm sorry, what was your name again?

>>29727421

I'm gonna go to jail...

I'm gonna go to jail...

>>29727421
We still have 3hours and 59 minutes before this pill wears off.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

>>29729483
She is kind of cute in the knowing her house might explode from all the meth she cooks kind of way.

i wonder how she'd react if you showed her a broken condom after you came... or pulled it off before going on and showed it to her as you came...

>>29730660
would it matter? you came, you... uhh, came, and you gave her cab fare and told her to get the fuck out.

>>29727421
those eyes. it's like she wants you to grab her shoulder, throw her back in the bed, and don't let her go until she can't move her legs.

>>29728301
Neat. My armpits just smell sour all the time.

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>>29727421
>You silently stare at the girl with the gaze of a man who's lived far too long despite his looks, and seen far too much shit

>This girl, yet another Striga on your list of such entities that have been appearing in this small city of "Equestria", ravaged your home - and her would-be tomb if she were unable to be properly contained

>Normally they would remember all the damage they've done, all the lives they would. or should have taken in such a state. Yet here in Equestria they were far more tame unless personally confronted

>You've handled them before. You're fairly well known for it in the whispers and glances of the populace. They come to you in the dark or in secret to enlist aid, but by day, you're just another Crystal Prep student who keeps an eye on things.

>Her mother made the request - to invite her daughter over for a study session and to deal with her curse in one night. Preferably with her person safe and unharmed.

>This one, however...she was out for blood the moment she transformed in your home. You narrowly survived the encounter, having holed yourself up in your own basement while she did Elders know what in your home.

>When you emerge from the depths the morning that follows, you find her in your room as such, sleeping peacefully, and completely in the nude amid the destruction

>Tossing a sheet over her to make her modest, you survey the damage and shake your head with a weary sigh.

>Even if the pay was good, being a Witcher who has to play nice with with girls who became eldritch level horrors sucked.

>Just how did this place get charged with so much otherworldly magic? How much longer can you hold out here before you have to spill blood?

>>29727658
That bitches attitude has nothing to do with a bi polar disorder. She just has a Bad attitude.

>>29731833
Or she fucked up on her meth batch.

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>>29727421
I fucked you!?
>MFW

>>29727421
why is her neck broken?

>>29727421
>Omar intensifies

>>29727421
Wax my carrot

>>29727421
"You're definitely getting an A in History now."

>>29727421
>"You have to eat all these eggs."

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>>29727421
>fucking pimples on her body

>>29733278
>he's never popped a girl's bacne with his teeth

>>29733516
>It was a mole.
>So much blood.
>It's like her back is having a period.
>You ruined two towels.

>>29727421
"It was only the beginning."

>>29727421
"No problem baby. You want a massage?"
>"I'd love one! DON'T FUCK IT UP!"
>Touch her "spots".
>They're pimples.
>One pops as soon as you touch spreading oily cottage cheese on the palm of your hand.
>Bile rises to the top of your throat.
>"Is something wrong? GET TO WORK!"
Vomit or nah?

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>>29734741