Let's make a damn human kingdom

>>29725224
Okay, I'm finally flattening

Firstly because there is no funds.

>>29725224
That's fucking gay

Like you

>>29725224
No, shut up, I'm gonna go cuddle with my waifu.

>>29725245
>>29725247
I'm a king. You're my servant

>>29725279
Hidin ur shit thread, king faggot

Where is the brick?

First of all, I think that it will also start from around the role sharing

>>29725224
Across the sea and far beyond the lands of the great drakes, lies the Human kingdom.

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>>29725279
A king with no land, who rules over nothing and no one.

>>29725294
Well then I'm an inquisitor

>>29725224
what does that mean?

>>29725367
>(You)
>Anonymous in Equestria
>You didn't came here alone

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>>29725224
How many of us would there be? Unless we have a sizeable number of humans there would be no point.

Now on the other hand, if you want to make an Anonymous Kingdom, where humans, ponies, griffins, and all other manor of spices are welcomed to become citizens of a bold new kingdom, then you've got something.

>>29725563
>Every Anonymous
>On /mlp/
That sound... interesting

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>>29725224
And start an inquisition.

No one will expect it.

It is easier for one person to do!

>>29725317
If you won't help to make a country you're not a human being, you know

>>29725590
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT!

>>29725224
Look at all that undeveloped land, ripe for the taking!
MUST INVADE!

>>29725563
Eis, master! I shall be your feizful servent! Jou vill carve de legacy of des kingdom into des lands for all enternity.

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How'd you fill it out?

>>29725563
That will be hard... one.
>"TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS MY WAIFU!"
>"NO SHE BELONG TO ME!"
>"FUCK YOU! MY WAIFU NEED ME!!"
>arguments and fighting

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>>29726554

>>29726597
>no kings
>only anon

>>29726597
>No hooves
My side

>>29726554
someone fill those blanks with get numbers and we'll just have a sensible roll thread

>>29726597
>the kingdom is actually just a shack Anon built behind Fluttershy's cottage, rebelling against the princessdom after Luna entered his sleep and banned him from having immoral dreams about fucking ponies

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>>29726644
Oh shit

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>>29726644
You Underestimate My Power!

I'm the queen!

>>29726666
No fucking way.

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>>29726666
checked

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>>29726666
>Not Anonymous

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>>29725224
>The few humans make it to Equestria, settling out near the badlands
>They won a long, trying territory dispute with the Diamond Dog bandits about the area

>/k/nons says that a hardy bunch like them would make for good allied soldiers, deciding to enlist the defeated into service in exchange for loyalty and to keep their homes after being bested

>DDogs and /out/fags scout the area for resources to build. /biz/nons learn of trade routes and help determine the value of items obtained on these gathering hunts and what would be the best means of bartering

>Home becomes a settlement as building and trade with Griffons and some ponies who pass through grows

>While there is no direct leadership, there are factions of which collaborate their efforts to keep things going steady

>At some point, there is a civil war over waifus (and other hot opinions), predicted by the Faction dedicated to spreading and interpreting the will of Kek

>Fortunately, an unlikely ally to quell the fighting is found in changelings, who could become the waifu the anons wanted in exchange for love, though they required some actual experience in living up to the anon's desires and visions of their perfect mate though many took them just as they are

>Some ponies and Pegasai, drifters, traders, or even those just looking for a place to go come to call this human settlement home after passing proper immigration - earth and pegasai aide massively with agriculture and weather management

>DDogs trained into an elite force Big Boss himself would be proud of, helping with border patrols and keeping the peace around town with other /k/nons

>Things are going great as human factions work toward establishing a proper governing system.

>>29727407
now that's interesting

>>29727407
But what's our relationships with the other kingdoms like?

What does Celestia and Luna think of us, for example?

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>>29726038
I don't care what you think, you royal buffoon.

>>29725224
We don't have any Anoncorns to rule it tho.

>>29727407
If there's division of labour according to the board, would the /pol/ anons be the ones in charge of organising the government?

That won't end well

>>29729181
>Crystal Empire: Cadence was the first to extend a friendly offering. Wanting to learn more about man and this nation, she met with the legions, offering employment and residence in the Crystal Empire should they wish to mine for them with a percentage to be exported back home for their use in expansion, medicine, and other things that the migrants would learn about using Crystals for their benefit.

>>29730948 /pol/ has some say, but not much more than every other faction. In this instance, they would request that the Crystal Empire help us build a proper border wall.


>Dragons: Tensions were a bit high with them as they were man's not-so distant neighbors. there have also been some incidents of conflicts between young dragons provoking a response in attacking a small outpost and the like
We would have gone to war, but when a Roll was made on the decision, we were off by one, meaning to bide our time, observe, and prepare a while longer yet
>Their wait was rewarded when a young "Equestrian" with ties to the Dragonlands brought word of the coming assault in full detail as to the battle plan and formation
>The roll was made once more and trips determined that the time was nigh.
>After a bloody war that granted the humans another triumph (though not without much cost), it was not long after that Ember took the throne - a move the young Equestrian ally who aided us endorsed, and immediately initiated ongoing peace talks with man's nation.

>>29730948
They would be the /pol/iticians

>>29730996
What would /b/, /c/, /3/, (all porn boards), /a/, etc. do?

What happen to that island som anon bought?

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>>29725224
I'd assume the /k/ommandos would be the military branch.
They would probably be running around in Rhodesian uniforms, gasmasks, and carry Mosins
The battle cry would either be the song Men of Harlech or "A NU CHEEKI BREEKI AV DAMKE"

Their religion would most likely be based around the /k/ube

I can dig it

>>29730996
That some good ideas.
>>29731001
They're corrupt anon

>>29725589
> thousands of anons all suddenly appear in equestria.
> everyone immediately beelines for their favorite pony and tries to re-enact their favorite COYA
> several town halls are built in the human kingdom, each representing a general
> every pony that steps foot in our kingdom is immediately repulsed by "slavery is magic" and softcore Derpy porn

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>this thread again
I think last time around we teamed up with Discord, but wound up mindbreaking him because some Anon had the bright idea to show him the clop collection while explaining the differences between a furry and a brony.

this needs to be a general

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>>29725224
King Anon, there´s some gentlemen of hebrew descendancy asking for asylum.
What do?

>>29731677
Top kek

>>29731730
Send them to Fillyville

>>29731677
>softcore
Your will is weak, your walls will fall, your kingdom shall burn.

This is like twitch play pokemon again.

>>29725224
>not pony related
Delete this

>>29731957
ask this problem to 2dpd threads and go away dipshit

>>29731714
>Anon had the bright idea to show him the clop collection while explaining the differences between a furry and a brony.
Jesus Christ.

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>>29725589
My fucking fanfic has to do with humans in equestria, making a human kingdom then fighting off the hordes of bronies from /mlp/

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>>29732176
>salt

>>29731730
>Rape

>>29731614
/pol/ isn't corrupt, they just want to cleanse the population.

I mean having /pol/iticians would be a good choice if we want a stable, militarily strong, non-corrupt nation with an efficient government, a true example for the ages of a well-built country... consisting only of pure-race humans, with other species only being allowed for short-stay tourism on a limited quota, and with speciesmixing being punishable by death.

Good for a HFY, not so much for waifu harems.

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>>29733218
Ok.

>>29726597
lol what?

I shalt be sir anon of wobbly fuckingham
and the head giard of fuckingham palace

Reminder that if you frequently browse /pol/ you are beyond redemption, and if you have had boards.4chan.org/pol/ in your address bar even once in your life you're probably at the very least a moderately bad person.

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>>29733218
>wanting /pol/ to be in charge of the kingdom
>wanting a separate human kingdom at all
No.

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>>29735238
>browsing /pol/ means you're beyond redemption
>watching MLP and being on /mlp/ is fine
Nigger, we're all irredeemable

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>>29735323
>not wanting a superior christian human kingdom and overthrowing Celestia and Luna from their thrones

>>29735323
I'm making a damn human kingdom like OP told me to, whether you like it or not

>>29735702
Don't lost hope

>>29725224
What would we call it?
Probably something latin, like "Domi Novus" or something.
>>29725245
>>29729829
Misanthropes btfo

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>>29725224
can we >rape and pillage

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>>29735238
>posted from 4chan
>on its pony board

I really want to fuck pony guard.

>>29735238
At least they have magical powers. Unironically.
Coincidence? I don't think so.

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>>29739175
>magical powers

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>>29739175
You're right

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>>29725224
We need to harness magic, or use ponies to create a magical industrial sector with a NDA to keep the equestrians from stealing our secrets.

Anyone who violates the NDA goes missing and becomes a "prostitute" for all human citizens to enjoy.