>tfw you will never have a cute horsefucker GF >tfw you

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>>29724373
> tfw being a fem pone fucker
> checks /mlp/
> see this
> leaves /mlp/
nice bait, kill urself

>>29724373
>3DPD
Yeah, kill yourself.

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>>29724373
>tfw no gf
back to your frogboard, robutt

>>29724407
PLEASE BE IN LONDON

>>29724407
Anon, eating those hormone pills and tucking your guy junk away doesn't make you female

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I dated a chick who drew tons of pony porn back in 2013. It was fun while it lasted. She was also kinky as fuck compared to any of the normies I've dated in the past

>>29724483
kek
>>29724490
Nah, I'm real. Not a tranny.

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>>29724530
you know the rules

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>>29724530
>tee hee no rlly u guise
Dude, just stop, there's a board for your shit already
>>>/r9k/

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>>29724554
>>29724545
You motherfuckers always do this and get pissed when I deliver because I'm a fat degenerate.

>>29724574

I won't get pissed. I'll either fap or laugh.

>>29724574
Ah, well.
Everything checks out here.

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>>29724373
>tfw you will never have a cute horsefucker GF
Had one.
>tfw you will never watch the show together every saturday
Done that.
>tfw you will never buy eachother expensive plushies
Done that.
>tfw you will never masturbate together to pony porn
OK, you got me there Anon.
>tfw you will never roleplay in bed as ponies
Done that. She roleplayed as Twilight.
>tfw you will never go to cons together
Done that.
>tfw you will never browse /mlp/ together
Done that.
>tfw you will never get married and grow old together
Haven't done that (thank god)
>tfw you will never die in the same day and go to Equestria together
See above.
>tfw you will never live with your pony GF in equestria
I wouldn't want to.
>WHAT IS THE POINT IN EVEN TRYING ANYMORE
Because you deserve better than a horsefucker, Anon. If you're reading this, kill yourself Krissy.

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>>29724373
>you will never cosplay as your favourite ship
why even live?

>>29724588
What did she do to you?

>>29724530
>not a tranny
I originally meant trap but close enough I suppose.
Then im guessing lesbo?
Or you hang out in /hhh/
Otherwise why would you be here if not watch neckbeards in their closed off habitat

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>>29724616
Yeah, I'm gay for ponies. Bi. I can't help it, the pones are sexy cuties.

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>>29724648
>>29724545

>>29724574
Are you going to deliver femanon? If not I'll just go to sleep...

>>29724648
> also likes technicolor horse pussy
Are there more of you?
I've only ever seen one other grill poster and she did vocaroos

>>29724715
Dude if you want to see some pasty fugly tits there are boards for that, quit giving it attention

>>29724407
Fuck off attention whore, no one cares

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>>29724685
>>29724715
I didn't have a pen, so you can barely read the timestamp. If you're looking for fat porn there's a thread up right now for that, anon. I just took this as a excuse to show off my fuck plush.

>>29724732
I don't think so. I haven't seen any others and I've been here for a few years. If they're anything like me they don't post mentioning gender because we all get called attention whores and have to make timestamps for every day to prove that girls can want pone puss too.

>>29724752
i can't tell how fat you are

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>>29724783
I also have this one, chub chaser.

One chick shows up every ones ass blasted
Did I click the wrong board?

>>29724796
What's on your phone case?

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>>29724796

Why did you ever get into the brony cult of fatass loserdom?

>>29724796
>roadhog

You're dead to me.

Just kidding , goodnight

>>29724373
>ywn watch your horsefucker GF cuck you with a giant throbbing horse cock.

>>29724821
>7 years
>still crying about it

>>29724811
Super Sonico.
>>29724832
That's fair, it's a old shirt. I should have put on something more fitting to the board.

>>29724752
>my fuck plush
How would that even work

>>29724796
> neck, wrist, and hips are visible
> fat
Ya ok, wheres my fat porn

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>>29724879
>get ribbon and cock ring
>put dildo through cock ring
>tie around plush
>take that pony for a ride
Profit.

>>29724648
>>29724766
I don't believe you
Who is the artist that makes porn that always has some weird fetish? (for example, Luna possessing Shining Armor while he's asleep so she can fuck Celestia with a dick)

>>29724917
I can actually admit, I don't look at sources a lot or have a artist I go back to a lot. Im a casual, and usually just go on the rare porn threads they have here or rule34.xxx
Plus, usually only going on /plush/ and drawfag improvement treads have made me miss out on tasteful 'memes' if they are one.

>>29724840
Is that what you tell your parents when they're ashamed of their man child son?

>>29724960
See? There's no way you could browse clop threads/sites without noticing his work. He's got a very distinct and recognizable style, and the example I gave should at least get the gnoggin joggin

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>>29724977
>b-but u only got this board to protect ur fee fee's from da rest of 4chins
>ih8 u guise y u doesnt lissen 2 me
gimme more of those tears, bitch

>>29725014
How's the war with barneyfag going, anti-barneyfag?

Have you won yet?

>>29724999
Are you the artist in question anon? Stop shilling you jew

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>>29724999
Yeah, I recognize the style, but I'm bad at names. Fml, maybe I don't clop often enough. I swear, I've seen it before but I'm so shit at remembering names.

>>29725019
It's like one of the bogdanoff's hand delivering me a bottle of his tears everytime ene of you shows up here

Look out, dude, I think someone is posting an obscure stealth pony thread on some other board

>>29724373
YOU CAN'T SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLON BRANDOS EYES

>>29724796
>adams apple

>>29725045
Yeah, you probably posted it because you've still got a blocked colon about rule 15

Good luck with the man child cult though

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>>29725067
You mean double chin? I don't see what you mean.

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>>29725078
Thanks dude, come back tomorrow too when there'll still be nothing you can do about this board or the show existing

>>29725093
what are you hiding on your shirt?

>>29725114
Roadhog.

>>29725093
>>29725114
what are you hiding...under your shirt

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>>29725198
boobies

>>29725229
i liek boobies :D

>>29725256
hey 9gag

>>29725113
Besides coming here to call you freaks? Lol yeah bummer dude

I have dated numerous horsefucker grils, one of which was a namefag on /cgl/.

It's fucking overrated, like working at a video game shop.

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>>29724373
>implying a pone fucker girl would date you
>implying she wouldn't rather date Twilight Sparkle instead
Face it, men are inferior.

>>29725277
>le normie meme

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>>29725280
Cool beans, dawg, screencap this so the other bros know your for real on being so legion

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>>29725280
>he's literally had this thread open the entire time

>>29725335
lee's boyfriends make him seem almost normal by definition, huh

you get all the same stale drivel about 'bronies' this and 'manchild' that from him, but his cuckboi's can't maintain for shit

>tfw you have a cute horsefucker GF
>tfw you watch reruns over dinner
>tfw you buy eachother moderately-priced plushies
>tfw you masturbate together to pony porn
>tfw you roleplay in bed as ponies
>tfw you never go to cons together because neither of you are cancer
>tfw you shit-post in unison
>tfw you're married and growing old together

It's feels great, being in a loving relationship.

>>29725402
>shit-post
fake and gay

>>29725402
>tfw you roleplay in bed as ponies

Sweating_man.jpg

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>>29724373
OP, I've had a brony gf, and it's not what you think it is.

she was fat and disturbingly hairy, although very nice

>>29725335
Literally every time I visit to insult you bronies, you're here pissed off about barneyfag still

As far as I'm concerned, he has his dick firmly up your ass

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>>29724373
>girlfriend
>wasting money on expensive plushies
>masturbating to horse porn
>roleplaying
>going to cons
>marriage
>heaven is equestria meme

I thought faggot bronies didn't come to /mlp/.

>>29725459
Pretty sure you want his dick up your ass, dude
>u mad, heh lol y mad
That's cute, next time tell us we're here because we're desperate to 'belong'.

>>29725467
You are desperate to belong

>>29725497
>he said as he lapped up lee's cummies and faithfully scoured 4chan for any pony content outside of /mlp/

>>29725503
I think you're mad because barneyfag has friends and you don't :)

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>>29725466

>>29725526
Careful, you're going to get doxxed like Lee did :)

>>29725093
Where do I find an autistic, horsefucker, chubby gf? I need to know from an insider source.

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>>29724373
That guy who has the gf who cosplays Emily is pretty lucky.

Not even because of muh poners, but having a girl carefree and playful enough to cosplay as Emily, a female embodiment of autism and horsefuckery, is someone I would love to be with.
Plus she's pretty cute too

Though any girl worth having isn't going to completely shut you out because of your hobbies and would actually try to have some enjoyment in the things you enjoy so that you two could be doing stuff together; as long as you reveal your power level slowly you should be fine.
She could even be a normal fag at first but if she's a normal fag worth saving she should slowly grow accustomed to danker ways of life.
Some people have the power in them, but they just haven't been pushed.

So now the answer becomes when are you going to give that push, anon?
I won't lie, it's not easy. I myself have absolutely no idea where to start when it comes this besides basic physical fitness and hygine.

Maybe things will work out one day though, life is full of surprising coincidences that govern our constantly changing fate.
As long as you make yourself available there's always that chance anon.

Personally the idea of such a notion of "putting one's self out there" is a concept thta frightens me, and hell if I can ever approach someone to have a conversation.
I'm sorry I can't be of much help here anon, I truly am, but you must understand these are new frontiers for me as well.
All I can hope is that sharing some of my knowledge and wisdom can help you in some form or matter.

Don't give up on anything just yet anon, especially not yourself.

>>29725402
>getting married
yeah enjoy her taking half your stuff when she cucks you and runs off

>>29724373
But I hate this place and the people here as it is.

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>>29725402
I'm detecting mass amounts of delusions in this post.

My lord, I think this might just be that rare substance known as "bait"!

>>29725770
But isn't hating each other what brings us all together?

Together we are all faggots, and in that we have both unity and peace of mind.

>>29725723
Fuck up with your motivational speaker head ass.

>>29725782
I actually don't know why I keep coming back here.
I don't want to be part of this, besides that I'm plain af.

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>>29725402
F-FAKE!!!!

>>29724523
Can..can show us the porn?

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>>29725788
Bet you didn't know you were replying to the same person in both posts did ya?

Perhaps I'm being a little preachy, but hey I fell pretty good about myself right now.
These feelings don't come up very often so I like to ride them out my man.
Maybe spread a little bit around to offset all the general negativity here you know?

For me I keep coming back here because since almost every other board on this website has been normieized and underage/reddit flooded I find myself retreating back to my fond memories of 2012-13.
Don't get me wrong, I hate the standard /mlp/ user, at least now, but I have generals I like seeing still up that provide some "fall out" shelter type of safety and community.
Unfortunately my general's user base also kind of shat the bed and aside from generals most threads are shit anyways.

Show discussion is still nice when it happens, but I don't blame anyone for not having the will in them to discuss much anymore, or for much longer after the relevancy wears out.
I will say though if need be I can cut ties with this board, I do already have my precious memories.
The best part is knowing that this board is something that you yourself is doing unlike trying to "be a part of something" you don't feel the need to devote yourself so much to that image or label.

Oh I'm sorry, that last bit was a little motivational wasn't it?
I apologize my good friend, try not to let me ruin your day.

>>29725843
Yeah, this rambling fedora tier paragraph and a half isn't reddit at all

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>>29724407
you have to go back
>>>/cgl/

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>>29725852
That sure is a nice buzzword you're using their friend, do you feel like a part of the "in-crowd" yet?
You're also notice, if you read anything I typed, that I too can utilize such wonderful invalidating words such as "reddit"

I also know a very effective shitpost method or arguing that involse simply reducing your opponent's statements to:
>muh x

In this case I would go with something along the lines of:
>muh fedora
>muh more than two sentence post length
>le plebbit
Kill yourself, firendo.


Personally though I do think we can do better than that wouldn't you say?
I am seeing to type more than a quick post though, so I can't blame you for not wanting to read everything I typed out.

After all, why should my opinions be so inherently important that you should feel obligated to read them?

>>29725880
Haha, oh it's just Lecter

>>29724752
>>29724796
>>29725093
I honestly cannot tell if this is a man or woman. Either way, it is disgusting.

>>29725890
You know it's so damn funny.
Rereading my post I did get those lecter vibes and was just thinking about him.

Fuck that cannibalistic autist though, what an annoying faggot that shat up the /ntt/.
Flashhfag was far more bearable.

>>29725890
>>29725901
Also, gee whiz.
Being compared to Lector,I honestly feel pretty embarrassed about myself.

>>29725843
No and I don't care.
Actually everything you just said went right over me.
Also I don't know exactly how to describe it, but now that you said that, you seem very odd.

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>>29725901
He's in the glimmy threads now and he wants to abuse her.
His posts are far less annoying than they were in ntt though

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>>29725942
>now that you said that, you seem very odd.
We're all pretty odd anon, otherwise we wouldn't be here.

>>29725964
Glim Glam is an alright pone, I feel sorry for her fans dealing with all the shitposting and now you're telling me Lector's there too in the actual threads?
That sucks mayne.

>>29725974
He calls himself Vector now because he made most of the abuse edits people were shitposting of Glimmer not too long ago.

>>29725964
Haha, I remember it got to the point that /ntt/ basically had a babysitter janny always around incase flashposting turned up

Lecter's verbose autism was just an added bonus

>>29725974
Nah, you're trying to be positive, cynical, self deprecating and witty at the same, but you just look dumb as shit.
And I already told you, besides coming here, I'm boring as shit.
That's why I don't like you.

>>29725993
It's ok anon, I'm not usually like this.

Maybe under different circumstances we can be on better terms.

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>>29725402
no picture = fake
get a better bait anon

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>>29724373
>tfw you will never have a cute horsefucker GF
>tfw you will never watch the show together every saturday
>tfw you will never roleplay in bed as ponies
>implying
Wouldn't call her a horsefucker tho

>tfw you will never go to cons together
>tfw you will never browse /mlp/ together
>tfw you will never buy eachother expensive plushies
>tfw you will never masturbate together to pony porn
Never done any of this

>tfw you will never get married and grow old together
>tfw you will never die in the same day and go to Equestria together
>tfw you will never live with your pony GF in equestria
To be determined.

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>>29725093
What is the taste of unattractive female pepes? Do they also have an unrealistic standards about men or do they really expect male characters from the canon like Shining or Discord to pick them instead the females on the show? Do you also reeeeee and feel cucked?

>>29726455
I want Twilight to ram my butthole. Discord and Shining Armor are useless cucks, mares are better.

>>29725629
I don't know. I feel like a rare kind of specimen, considering I haven't met many others.
You might be out of luck trying to date them, because many of us prefer pony girls.

>>29726904
I didn't asked you, Bob.

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>>29726979
But it was me, femanon!
I have a plush of her, is it so unbelievable that I prefer her over dumb small dicked cucks?
Actually, I do like one stallion. Big Mac, he's a big cutie with a big dick.

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>>29724407
>Most female horsefuckers are significantly over/underweight and have weird faces.
>That's just the physical stuff.
>Most women are unstable just by law.
>Horsefuckettes are, for the most part, flat out insane.
>So far I've only known one chill female pony fan.

>>29727178
I don't think that's how you greentext properly

>>29724414
>being this retarded.
2DPD is much worse

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>>29727213
Just stop, this influx of normo's is bad enough as it is, you don't need to make yourselves known with posts like this

>>29727196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn69HCjLvVY

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>>29727213
Try harder next time, anon.

>>29724373
DELET THIS THREAD!! CAUSE WAIFUS ARE BETTER. TAKE THAT BITCHES!!

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Here you go fuck a real mare kek