Let's show some love for this cutie girl.
>>29724213
"Well, hellooooooo cutie pie."
>Berry slowly drops the wine glass she was nursing away from her lips.
>"....You mean me?"
>You prop your elbow against the back of her chair and shoot a grin her way.
"Well of course. You're clearly the only cutie pie in this worm eaten wine sink."
>The bartender cocks an eyebrow at you from behind.
>Berry blinks and fumbles with her words as her eyes dart to and fro, searching for reason.
>"Oh, well, uhm...thank you. Did...you want to-"
"Buy a beautiful mare such as you a drink? Absolutely."
>You wheel around towards the bartender, your luscious locks arching with the turn of your head.
"Bar keep, another wine for the Lady~"
>You winked at the barkeep and wheeled back around before you noticed his eyes roll.
>You grinned and beamed sheer erotic radiance at the mare before you.
>She seemed to shrink beneath your heavenly gaze.
>You knew it was a sign of sexual submission and accepted the flattery.
>You could feel unseen eyes staring at your bulge.
>It was time to speed things up.
>"So, uhm...my name is-"
"Listen, slut, I know what you're looking for. Well search no more. All those lonely nights of yearning and burning will soon been turned to very real sexual churning. Now we can beat around the bush, but by the end of the night I'll be up in that puss. So what do you say we drop that small talk, and you come make nice with my not-so-small cock."
>You thrusted your pelvis towards her and winked.
"With your mouth~"
>Her jaw dropped.
"Exactly."
>Yep, this was going to be a nice evening.
>>29724846
Zapp Brannigan in Equestria?
As it has been proven in this and the last thread, /mlp/ surely doesn't give a single fuck about berry punch
Shame on you
>>29725781
They probably hate her because she was the nightly drunk thread's mascot and that was a /soc/ thread
There was one feelsy green about Anon living with her and dealing with her drunk mood swings
>>29725781
I like her
>>29725792
the more I stick around here on /mlp/ the less I like the board, it´s really just a couple of threads which keep me here, anything else is just either cyoas or simply crybaby threads
>>29725781
says who
>>29724213
Daaaayum. She got fat.
>>29724213
Booze Hoers is my spirit animal
Any greens of this cutie?
>>29727065
What kinda stuff you looking for?
>>29727312
Anything cozy, really.Clop is fine, too.
>>29725781
>implying she isn't my favorite
You're not wrong, though.
>>29727520
I don't have much cozy berry, weirdly enough. One thing about choking her though, if that's your thing.
>>29726078
>The one character whose major fanon trait is she's a drunk was frequently used as a mascot for NDT
>Is surprised by people associating her with the thread she was frequently used for
I honestly don't know what you were expecting.
>>29735194
I still don´t get it why is that a big deal
so some people don´t like berry now because some dude posted her outside of /mlp/ and wrote some green while being drunk? plz spoonfeed me on that
>>29736004
or just why should you hate the character instead of the dude
>>29736012
Maybe
top cutie
She wants to share a drink with ya