You wouldn't harass a Derpy

>>29723581
Of course not. Why would I want to mess with a mob boss' daughter?

>>29723581
I would bribe the retard to suck my dick for a bagel.

She started it.

>>29723666
Derby confirmed for semen demon

>>29723581
>NO
>HOOVERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>29723581
Would you tell her?

>>29723714
Do you really need a vacuum that badly anon?

>>29723581
>derpy
Literally who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ol-2xQqBuc

>>29723722
and risk ruining the view? no way

I want Derpy to harass me

I want Derpy to just not know what went wrong in my presence

>>29723581
But that ass was fat

>>29723722
And risk ruining her fun? No way.

>>29723666
Satan knows. He's sees all sin.

>>29723581
You are right.

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>>29723843
>"Uh oh Anon, it looks like my panties have slipped off. I just don't know what went wrong"

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will she love me if I do?

>>29724225
You know, I can see this.

>She knows what she wants
>She's not shy about going after it
>But she has the closest pick-up lines ever
>So she gets shot down a lot
>But once in a while
>She finds someone who reciprocates
>And those nights are just magical to her

>>29724551
>closest
ARRGH. PROOFREAD, asshole. FUCK!

*clumsiest

>>29724225
http://pastebin.com/1K0t0Rd1

>>29723581
how would i? she is not real

>>29724773
What is real? Is what you can see, what you can touch, what you can taste?
If so, then real is just a series of electrical currents in our brains

>>29724764
Fuck you. That stirred up too many painful memories.

>>29724823
Sorry? How?

>>29723722
>implying its not intentional

>>29723722
and risk losing my erection? no way.

I'd like her to harass me. Anyone have that greentext story where Anon buys Derpy a pair of panties? You know, the one where she tells anon to take a close look to make sure they look OK then rams her ass into his face and gets off on it?

>>29724889
Not him, but there were a couple times growing up that girls would flirt with me and I was too autistic to pick up on it, only realizing years later. May be something like that.

>>29723581
Does creasing her with my cock harassment?

>>29728059
Maybe

>>29724225
http://pastebin.com/82M8uMHR

>>29724773
You're not real

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>>29723581
I might do so without realizing it and feel bad about it later.

>>29723581

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>>29724225
>I just don't know what went wrong

>>29723581