This board lacks some alcohol pone

>>29722458
Are you too drunk/autistic to learn how to format a thread

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Classics are still the best.

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>>29722467
Probably both. Speaking of autism and alcoholism, when are they gonna touch Rainbow Dash's iterations of them?

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>>29722485
>Dash
That's not how you spell Pinkie Pie

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>"Hey, you!"
>"Yeah, YOU!"
>"The weird-looking, tall, skinny one!"
>"Come on over here and have a li'l drinky with me!"

>>29722514
Dash sure loves the cider, you know. There's only one logical explanation.

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>"This bottle..."
>"THIS bottle, right here... (hic)"
>"This bottle is m'b(hic)... m'b(hic)..."
>URRRRPPP!!
>"This bottle is my best friend."
>(hic)

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One bleary evening, down at "The Ol' Shitpost" pub and pool hall...

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Family can be such a mixed blessing.

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>The Mating Call of the Wild Berry Punch
>(pic related)

>The Mating Call of the Wild Lyra Heartstrings
>"Hasn't that damn drunk left yet?"

>Anon comes to Equestria
>Ostracised because everyone thinks he's a monster
>Berry Punch already lives in Equestria
>Ostracised because she's a drunk
>Berry Punch happens to get thrown out of a bar around the same time Anon comes into to town to pick up his weekly grocery bribe to keep him from eating the foals
>She's too sauced to see Anon as a threat
>He takes her back to his place to sober up
>Friendship blossoms between them

Or, alternatively:

>It's been too long since a stallion's given her a pity fuck
>As soon as he gets her back to his place, she starts trying to put the moves on him

i want a Bataillian fic depicting Berry Punch as a sexually degenerate drunk

>>29722622
Go on, no matter with what

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>>29722458