How would one go about seducing her?

>>29717000
why don't you astounding fucking faggots drop this shit where it belongs in fingerbang?

also
>image
fuck you, again

>>29717010
Someone's assblasted

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>>29717000
I think like this.

Then her butthole will be wide open to the dick.

>>29717000
Work out
Be sociable
Don't look/dress like a slob
Talk to her like you're not a sperg
It's not rocket science.

>>29717000

Shes actually one of the biggest weirdos in the entire MLP Franchise, I think.

>>29717063
She's bipolar, she can't help it

>>29717024
Will a dick in the butt calm her down?

>>29717000
1: Get drunk
2: Undress myself in front of her and start swinging my dick
3: run away and start to cry
4: ???
5: profit

>>29717000
Pretend to absolutely love how her mood swings manifest.

Actually, I do love it.

>>29717000
tell her you love butt freckles

>>29717000
Dish out the backhanded saccharine compliments right back at her

>>29717000
Ask her on a date to a restaurant and don't go

>>29717000
ask her "is that a mistletoe in your hair" then kiss her as she looks.

>>29717000
Why?

Silver tape a van a chair and chloroform may one house into the forest too

>>29717010
*autistic screeching*

>>29718468
>She will never slap you in the face before kissing you

>>29717000
She's kind of nasty looking Anon, I'll pass.

>>29719830
You're kind of nasty looking

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>>29717000

"SEDUCE ME!"

Are there any greens of her?

>>29719819
>slap
She'll cold cock you. Then get a hot cock~

>>29717000

Ignore her.

>>29717000

>>29721419
...
That's just dumb enough to work.

>>29721404
>>29721419
Chose plan a or plan b anons but chose wisely

>>29721386
http://pastebin.com/teDvFDMb

>>29722293
Option C
>rape