Or, best of /mlp/. Commence dumping
>>29715398
>29715398
Not exactly related, but relevant.
>>29715685
>>29715711
Wrong pic.
>>29715705
>>29715726
Anybody got the "I'm going to meat the human to have my central nervous system removed," guy?
Whatever came from that? Was he really a weird alien or just some autist?
>>29715685
>All those no-name fandom fags and attention whores coming out of the woodwork to hopefully catch a (You) from Faust
>She gave them nothing
She was too good for us. The board was unbearable for months afterwards, even if you factored out the Scruffening.
>>29715784
They were great and terrible times
>>29715840
>Haven
>Tulpas
>Lucid Dreaming
>Pony Hypnosis
>Astral Projection
Damn, early /mlp/ did some stupid shit. Seemed like everyone was trying to become tripfags with schizophrenia or manifest split-personalities/anxiety.
>>29715705
>>29715685
>>29715876
I did it too, casually. It can be a good exercise for communing with your subconscious, some form of which i think is necessary in order to be a truly complete human being. I think this phenomenon of people becoming interested in it was a neat collective manifestation in individuals of the longing we have for religion and enlightenment in the godless society, and it wasn't misguided
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xE5QHq4yrY
>>29715939
Funny part is that Tulpafagging requires some grounding in mindful meditation, which is what every mental health organization is pushing nowadays. Tulpafags were years ahead of psychological zeitgeist.
>>29715876
>>29715939
>>29716001
Not a screencap, but this Anon fucked up hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q
>all these 2012's and 2013's
Can we have some recent stuff?
>>29716047
We don't make anything new now.
>>29716009
Man, those threads were epicenters of shitposting.
>Do I even need to tell you to kill yourself
>Kill yourself
>Kill yourself
A simpler time.
>>29716018
>this actually turned out to be legit, but with the CIA instead
>>29716023
>You will never be able to >rape ever again
I'm still mad m00t remove that feature
Ponyroos
>>29716093
>>29716087
>this actually turned out to be legit, but with the CIA instead
This news made me have a giggle.
And then check my windows for vans.
>>29716047
>>29716047
A lot of my recent caps are a bit more tryhard-y and 'put me in the cap, too!' kinds of cap-bait. The best ones happen organically.
>>29716087
I blame Homestuck for the removal of that feature.
>>29716120
>'put me in the cap, too!'
God I hate that shit so much but nothing can top the pure genius and hilarity that is LE Z00MED WORDZ Xd
>>29716153
Wait, what did homosuck have to do with it?
>>29716170I hope to Christ these are in the right order, I saved them years ago.
>>29716170
The whole green sun bullshit, they spammed it ll over once they realized the code let them.
scruffening
>>29716236
>>29716236
>>29715578
This is gold.
>>29715475
>just like your chinese cartoons
WTF?? DELET THIS FAGGOT. ANIME IS SHIT. ANIME CAN NOT COMPARE WITH MLP!!
>nobody's posted the saddest love story ever told yet
>>29716047
Anybody have the cap of that rd tattoo thread that happened last week? I wanted to cap it, but i was being a dirty mobile poster and couldnt get it.
>>29715729
Is that Anon still around?
The last I saw him was during the Superbowl? I wonder if he's ever going to do the last 2.
>>29716015
>Schlong Luke Dickard
>>29716047
Someone has to do something new and impressive enough to get capped.
It isn't THAT easy you know.
>>29716047
>>29715398
/r/ing the "zips up vagina" cap
>>29717231
Use his full title you ungrateful fuck.
>>29717104
explain.
>>29716047
Recently some anon came here posting his rainbow dash tattoo regretting his life choices, I didn't took a screenshot but hey, it was hilarious as fuck
>>29717146
My sweet lord Jesus Christ.
What the fuck is the jews problem? Why must they always destroy humanity and everything good?
None of them should ever have been princesses in the first place. Poor Faust, she's cursed to look at her creation get raped over and over again forever
>>29717465
that's just mean anon, poor Trilobite
>>29715518
>people who actually got their request to be put in the screencap
Whoever makes these screencaps should be killed.
>>29716170
>>29716181
>>29716187
>>29716193
>>29716197
>>29716204
>>29716214
>>29716227
>>29716242
You know what?
Screw trying to revive the old sticky, /mlp/ needs a sticky of just this storytime to remind everyone how great the board used to be; to serve as a constant reminder what it's like when you don't be a shitposting faggot and just have some fun, what it means to exceed your welcome as a janitor/moderator, and to remind everyone about the core values are of the board and 4chan as a whole.
Of course moderation does play a heavy role in the current shitty state of the board, our current user base could do with less underage b&s and redditors.
Maybe though having memories of the past constantly showcased will help encourage people be like the old times.I miss 2012-13 /mlp/ guys, why did everything have to change so much and so quickly?
>>29719776
this
I fucking hate this "le put me in the cap" and ZOOMED WORDS culture of screencapping.
Reeks of r/4chan and "those who get their kicks out of pretending to be retarded will soon find themselves surrounded by actual retards who will mistakenly think they are in good company"
>>29717222
Trips demanded it.
>>29720151
>>29716083
>Fluttershy is pregnant
>>29720151
Thanks anon.
>>29715705
>There were probably around 600 nor/mlp/eople who contributed to this.
How many are still here?
How many still here aren't lost to Hasbro's darkness?
>>29720627
>3-5 minutes to gain 111 posts during the beginning of dead hours on the board
Damn, I forgot how fast /mlp/ used to run.
>>29720677
I think a lot of people pop in, now and then. They just don't show up for months on end.
Anyone have the screencap from when the guy was doing the Discord voice?
>>29720713
Was I the only one who though he wasn't good enough to be over-reacting like idiots here did?
>>29720685
>I think a lot of people pop in, now and then. They just don't show up for months on end.
That's what I do, it's just not the same anymore.
>>29715398
man, it's like watching a train knowing it'll crash right into a mountain
>>29715653
Pony extinguishers are a cute
>>29716236
>Barney
Did he do this on purpose?
>>29716683
RIP in peaces
>>29719497
>None of them should ever have been princesses in the first place.
I think you all misunderstood.
OP asked for the best of /mlp/.
Yet I see none of my posts in this thread. :(
>>29722142
Obviously I'd meant "none of them, aside from Celestia and Luna", as in none of the m6 or some glimshit which shouldn't even exist and isn't canon anyway. Alicorn-hood shouldn't be like a level up or a promotion, but a mythical predestined quality reserved for our two queens, with only the possibility of some other alicorn appearing, maybe in a story-line dedicated to uncovering the distant, uncertain history of Equestria.
>>29719919
I like the way you think, Anon
>>29722194
>>29722831
Well done Anon.
Not /mlp/, but still /mlp/ related.
It's not likely this will ever get posted in best of /sp/.
>>29720720
He didnt sound like him in the slightest, but it was a good bread
>>29716001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6K_0b9B2QY
>>29723211
I've heard this speech in some vaguely horse related song somewhere...
>>29723245
Haha
>>29716047
>>29725188
All of this is fucking gold and I don't know whether to laugh or frown.
>>29725263
Read it too. More like don't know whether laugh or bang my head against the nearest wall while sobbing incoherently.
Faust wasn't perfect, but God damn did she know how to write a setting and characters. Give them depth, not just have them standing around miming actions.
>>29725292
Yeah, OP wanted to make a thread about green that didn't involve anon in Equestria. He could have just gone to fimfiction or something, but he decided to act the fag instead.
At least we got that green from it, though.
>>29725188
This is actually really good
>>29716047
I guess this would be the place to ask for this,
I remember a few years ago, I think in early 2014, I saw a thread about this guy who worked on a pony ranch and how he absolutely hated working there. He went into detail how the ponies were pedigree or something so they were dumb as shit, and would sometimes run into walls at full speed. He also said he discovered this place because he noticed a lot of the ponies were given similar names, Fluttershy and so forth, and found out about the show and posted on this board to say how horrible real ponies were.
Does anyone else remember this thread or have a possible link to it?I know it's very very unlikely, but it was the first /mlp/ thread I ever read, and it got me hooked to this place because it was so weird. I've always wanted to read it again, but no matter how hard I look, I can never find it.
>>29725464
I remember this thread.
>>29715729
>>29726103
Is he still around?
>>29715398
my personal favorite
>>29720151
>>29720156
>>29715684
>>29715979
>>29726179
>>29715729
>>29716120
>>29716167
If anyone wants i can edit those out, its not like my free time is worth that much
>>29726254
nah anon, no one is actually so autistic that they care about this
>>29726321I actually did for a few days, some of these caps are such a mess its hard to even read them
>>29726771
Have there been any stories about this kind of progression for Twilight? I know of Equestria's Twilight, but the author has some kind of mental barrier only allows him to update once every three years.
>>29726166
Woa
>>29715711
>tfw season 7 is beginning and season 8 is already fucking announced
>the movie is happening
W H A T T H E F U C K?
>>29716015
>the moment when you mix up the delta and gamma quadrants lives on forever
>can't escape the shame
>>29723197
Man this actually made me really sad.
>>29727474
Could have just used fucking google.
>>29726714
I love how this still triggers /k/
>>29726714
>will only last a few years
hahahaha
>>29715896
>>29716167
>put me in the cap, too
>actually gets in the cap
That makes me so fucking mad
>>29726714
That reminds me of something an anon thought about doing a while ago.
>By some miracle acquire a Pederson rifle, super-rare and valuable gun.
>Replace original stock with new one.
>Put pony shit all over new stock.
>Take photo of rifle.
>Replace ponified stock with original one.
>Upload picture to 4chan.
>Watch /k/ go insane.
>>29729487
Did you know that Lauren said this image wasn't fair on McCarthy? Well she's wrong.
>>29729545
Not really worthwile repeating it with another gun.
>>29729562
>Not really worthwile repeating it with another gun.
Yeah, I know. Still, it's nice to think about.
>>29729587
>tfw treebrary is forever gone
>just like wizard Twilight
didn't need these feels, anon
>>29729649
>>29716236
I bet he was the only one who got fired from his job because of all the porn posted
Not really /mlp/, but still pony related
>>29720627
Woah! Those first 2 Patrick Bateman pictures! I need 'em! Right fucking now!
>>29726110
Now this might be the best thing I've read on this board in months and months.
10/10
Lets do this.
>>29726110
Absolutely glorious.
>>29726110
>mfw I got that madness started, not knowing what would happen.
>>29729734
>"Thanks, Dad" he mentally told his dad
>"Fuck you" he replied
kek
>>29715398
here's one i made a few years ago but lost and then found it a few days ago. you guys can have it
>>29731146
This one is a personal favorite of mine
>>29732723
>just make an /mlp/ board for all these autistic threads to go
Does anyone have the cap of the anon who used a carrot as a dildo and imagined it was Cadence?
>>29733397
is that the one where he dildo'd himself in a bathroom stall and then ate the evidence?
>>29733588
Yes
>>29733611
neat
sorry, I don't save caps
>>29733397
Here you go.
>>29733677
Thanks
>>29726110
damn son
>>29715840
>>29715876
Haven and lucid dreaming are unambiguously not deleterious. Just dreams.
>>29732723
>7 days after it aired
>people already complaining how much of it's posted
God, I didn't realize how fast it blew up, it's like 4chan's version of the Beatles.
>>29734227
except that everyone LIKES the Beetles
>>29734233
you're right. that other guy sure is an idiot.
>>29734233
Yeah. I still don't get why most people hate us. I know there were those fags who spammed pony back in the day, but most of them have left. And if you changed MLP to say anime, this board would just look like a somewhat shittier /a/.
>>29734258
ponies are better than anime
>>29734233
except the people who burned their albums and shit
>>29734250
who?
>>29734393
>>29734227
https://archive.org/details/firstcoponythreads
Its really funny how from day one everybody thought it was a joke, the poor bastards
>>29734393
many, abundant, multiple keksincest was always my biggest fetish
>>29734402
I wonder how Sparkle Fizzlelove and Dr. Foreigner are.
>>29735320
>>29735463
>>29735475
>>29734393
This will always be my favorite cap
>>29715711
time travil and done by one of us... amazing
>>29715877
fuck man
>>29725188
be like pinkie pie
>>29726110
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOY JOY JOY
best read all year
>>29726231
anyone try this?
>>29736387
see
>29726104
>>29715729
Almost all of them have been done. Except for 2 (Fluttershy and Rarity)
>>29737488
>Not posting the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_07gB8uAnaQ
Sadly, it was never cont.ed.
>>29737905
>>29737927
opening these two images one after the other was a good idea
Didn't some guy come back after exactly 2 years of waiting just to shitpost about OP delivering and nobody else from that thread actually came to witness OP?
I found that quite sad.
>>29738190
Yep.
>>29738190
Yea, the 'There isn't even a slowpoke old enough for this' one? Didn't cap it myself...
>>29733110
I'm convinced someone went back in time from the present day to plant that there. It's emphasized way too autistically for it to be anything else.
>that time Spike showed up in an official White House youtube video
>>29738380
I remember that. Good times.
>>29719919
That shit would probably get deleted for roleplaying now a days.
>Core values
Have changed. On /mlp/ and on the site in general. Now you get shit on if you don't share the same overly-cynical hatred toward everything and get called a shill if you voice any interest at all. Back then it was just dumb fun talking about things you like, but people take everything too seriously now to ever go back to that.
>>29738495
>you get shit on if you don't share the same overly-cynical hatred toward everything
i want this trend to die already
>>29726194
It really sucks that there are actually two Pinkies now, just because it ruins this joke.
>>29726229
>>29738344
Just a samefag successfully forcing a meme.
>>29734393
Yep, still my favorite. This is somehow hilarious and simultaneously comfy as fuck.
>>29734393
I don't think I'll ever encounter a more legendary screencap. Holy fucking hell man...
>>29726229
>>29717489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCY7785SL4E
>>29715684
It's that Anon's damn fault for not hiding his power level.
>>29729734
Fucking gold
>>29739380
>>29738380
Link to a re-upload:
https://youtu.be/8txr1P1hByI?t=1m11s
Anyone remember Rarity's pick-up lines? I don't wanna waste too much images on them but I'll post a few.
>>29741221
Got the genius idea that i can edit them into one picture.
Let this be a tribute for the mass grave of all Sparityfags.
bump aroo
>>29715398
>>29742264
If everyone is actually a human in a pony suit, where do they get ponies for the pony suits?
>>29743640
Holy shit that explains allot
>>29743666
Wait, what does it explain? Did he return after a year? Did I miss the glory?
>>29720677
the colgate zoom in right next to the other colgate is mine, stopped watching the show mid way through season 6 because I mean come on let's be real
>>29743670
You don't even want to know what happened. Turned into an absolute clusterfuck.
>>29719415
Please die.
>>29744439
>telling a content creator to die
nigger what the fuck are you doing
how about you die, cunt
>>29743666
What the fuck does it explain? The only thing I got from reading that is a whole lot of unanswered questions.
>>29744692
>PAGE 10
>>29744651
>being a dick-rider
>white knighting over harsh words
>getting offended on someone else's behalf
Laughing out loud in real life, lad.
>>29746386
fucking newfags
>>29746435
I know right?
Hopefully they lurk more and learn to stop being a tumblr-tier pussy or fuck off and stop diluting the culture with hugbox bullshit.
>29746484
>>29746484
>look mom, i'm being ironic and cynical on 4chan xD
real cool
>>29743168
They kill a human in a pony suit to take its suit. There were never any ponies.
>>29749887
How do chanelings factor in?
>>29749887
Who made the first suit? Why did they kill him?
>>29744651
Oh right, he does shit I don't care about.
Sorry about that.
Let me try that again.
Commit suicide you talentless pencil slave.
>>29723125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtIV0ngpCLw
>0:34
>>29719415
delt
>>29750905
The single greatest moment of my entire life.
>>29751280
What a sad life.
>>29751413
t. normalfag
>>29751957
sauce plz
>>29752706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt0nlWEW368
HE'S BACK!
>>29753628
>>29751001
Thanks mods!
:3c
>>29726110
YES
>>29726227
ive never laughed that hard before
Dies anyone have the cap of the thread where anon is a ghost and fucks with Celestia in a bunch of ways because she's the only one that can see him
>>29715518
After three hour long reed
>>29715518
Of this thread, I must say
>>29715518
....The land before time...-_-
>>29715518
>>29756105
That's an oldie but a goodie.
>>29755792
>>29755802
>>29755818
>>29755826
>namefagging
>leddit may-may faces
Lurk more before posting, faggot. Either that or go back.
>>29751001
>>29754614
>Hating porn
>>29751001
>>29754614
>>29750333
literally the pulsating cancer of the board, even if you're baiting
>>29757107
Why is the world so cruel
>>29757535
You say that as if the above post wasn't banned after.
>>29757932
It was up for 7 hours when the pony thread was made, look at the timestamp.
>>29758124
Timestamp heavily indicates it was only up for 20 minutes so far.
What actually surprises me is the pony thread got 280 replies within 15 minutes.
>>29758168
Looking back at it, you're right. I was reading the timestamp like the seconds weren't indicated. Still, the fact that it was not only pruned first but had a visible ban is pretty fucking petty.
>>29757535
because ponies are evil
>>29756105
>>29756198
Glad I made you laugh
>>29756266
I don't care what U say,
Land before time is what sticks out for me on this thread.
>>29755792
>>29755802
>>29755818
>>29755826
>>29758556
Disregard, I suck cocks
>>29758556
>U
"U" have to go back.
>>29758427
So that's what it was like back then?
>>29758497
thats very sad to be honest
>>29758646
simple times
>>29756105
>>29758497
Hey! I'm the anon who made that! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
>original post made at 13:56:00
>i finished the cap 2 minutes prior
>pic related
>>29716046
wat
>>29759671
>black twilight
Always retarded
She's either white or Asian, never will she be a 70 average iq nig
>>29715398
>the first post on a pony thread was a self-bump
How prophetic.
>>29726714
This still isn't right.
>>29760481
she is black, just like Santa Claus and Jesus :^)
>>29738193
>>29738227
This was the OP's post. I'm actually surprised I saved the OP pic and not screencap the fucking thread.
>>29761713
>>29762781
Didn't she once post her ass on instagram?
>>29762877
elaborate anon
>>29762983
Didn't she once post her ass on instagram, for some album promotion?
>>29763007
i don't care what she did it for, post the link
>>29763018
I'm asking if she did, not saying.
Try scrolling through her/her band's account yourself.
>>29763026
i don't care that much, i don't think her ass is that special
Anyone have more of these?
>>29763781
>>29763792
>>29763804
>>29763781
>>29764314
>>29764329
Alicorn Twi - Final Lyrics
(1/intro) A long, long time ago
I can still remember
how this series used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That we could stop these petty rants
And maybe we'd be happy for a while
But, February makes me shiver
With every single post on Twitter
Bad news on the laptop
No more time for one last clop
I can't remember if I cried
When we all reached the end of the ride
But something touched me deep Inside
The day the fandom died
And I was singin'
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
Sayin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies~
(2) Now, do you have a tulpa friend?
Is season three really the end?
'Cause some asshole tells you so?
Oooh, did you believe the Starswirl post?
Did you love our Mando roast?
And can you teach me how to be Sloowpooooooke?
Well I know that you all hate the show,
'Cause to mlp you always go.
We all pissed off the mods
Damn, we were treated like gods,
Oooooohhhh
We sure were some lonely neckbeard fucks,
with spaghetti dinners and dicks to suck.
But we knew we were out of luck,
the day, the fandom died.
I started singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried:
Sayin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies
https://pastebin.com/Whi3BBvu
>>29764343
(3) Now for one year, we've been on our own,
Shitposting in our pony home,
But that's not how it used to be.
When the pedo played for the finale,
You didn't expect it, well neither did we,
And the shitstorm, that came to, mlp
And while the board was screwing around,
The fags appeared without a sound.
The shitstorm began to turn,
Laughing as Ponychan burned!
As the horsefuckers wrote a book of clop,
the VAs begged us all to stop
And we argued which pone was tops
the day, the fandom died.
We started singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
Sayin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies
(4) Helter Skelter in hiatus swelter,
Slash mlp was a fallout shelter:
Twelve pages and failing fast.
Finally the time did pass,
on Twitter we would bug the cast.
Poor Derpy, became a relic, of the past
and now season 3 was filled with doom
while youtube spewed it's autist gloom
They all thought we should run
Oh, but damn, we were having fun!
Cause' the autists tried to raid the board
but were stopped by the clopping horde
Do you recall how butts were sore
The day the fandom died
We started singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
Singin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies
>>29763804
Fuck you for making me look up alabama hot pocket
>>29765181
In all fairness, Nicholas Cage voicing Rainbow Dash would probably be the only good thing about that.
>>29743288
That fucking picture caught me completely offguard. Havent laughed like that in a while
>>29723197
I don't care what anyone else says, this man is a hero in my eyes. He had a loving relationship with a horse, and she loved him back. Godspeed Horsefucker Anon, Godspeed
>>29716170
>>29716181
>>29716187
>>29716193
>>29716193
>>29716197
>>29716204
>>29716214
>>29716227
>>29716242
Holy fuck this was amazing!!!
>>29767504
>>29767504
>>29767506
>>29767504
>>29767506
>>29767508
>>29767504
>>29767506
>>29767508
>>29767511
>>29768208
>>29715398
Anyone remember?
>>29768334
>>29768334
>>29768336
can't even breathe right now
>>29768336
>>29767853
this is one of the greatest pictures I've ever seen
>>29768411
are you a physics major? i don't get what's so great about it
>>29768515
That's nice, but why does it exist?
>>29765520
As funny as this is, I nearly puked.
>>29767853
>Our universe is made mostly of Fluttershy, Twilight and Scootaloo
Any of you anons have the rest of pic related?
>>29726223
>describing the voices of the mane 6 with paintings to a deaf man
We just found the most based man in the fandom.
>>29770789
no wonder two thirds of the universe are shit
>>29768515
I remember that thread. I was hoping someone had capped it.
last 4 pictures lads, don't waste them
>>29774083
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DID I JUST SAY RETARD
>>29773692
That was one hell of an "inb4".
>>29734393
i'd like to read this with a perspective of an anon who isn't a total faggot, one who would embrace the custom
off to first page you go, thread
i didn't dump half the pictures here for you to die like this
>>29726110
It's glorious.
boop
>>29777884
bump
>>29778044
Image limit, retard.
>>29779286
shit, really?
wow, i didn't notice
damn, thanks for reminding
for real? i had no idea
there's an image limit?
we've hit an image limit?
your teaching was rude and harsh, but wise, sensei
what's going on?
you're so kind to let me know
two hundred and fifty
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d
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y