Post Boops.
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29714356
Boops make pony sad.
masturboop
>>29714388
>>29714413
Could we have one thread without you faggots shitting it up?
>>29714517
No.
>>29714517
Are you autistic?
>>29714531
>not liking what I like is autistic
Okay, you hate men, so you're autistic.
>>29714548
Is mlpg losing its containment field?
>>29714586
>filly
First the filly thread.
Now the boop thread.
I'm on to you.
What is best way to gently introduce new ponies to booping?
>>29714642
Auto-booplatio, how crude.
hnnn
>>29714636
Boops are not always appropriate
>>29714772
I thought weed was supposed to make you chill
What the fuck
>>29714356
I'd boop Pip so hard
Stop this.
... shutting this thread down.
>>29714788
I want to lick her lesbian pussy until she comes all over my face
>"Hi Nonny! Would you do something for me? Would you book my friends while I watch?"
>>29714612
>>29714586
JUST BOOP ALREADY!
>>29714882
Alright, I'll book a table in fancy restaurant for them, you can watch me do it, just don't tell them. It's a surprise.
>>29714380
Spike is worst pone
>>29714882
>book my friends
Woops, looks like you made a spelling error in your shitposting haste, junior
Also, watch out for the teach, don't want to lose that cool phone
>>29714790
Nice try.
What if you boop that spot between their back leg and their rib cage? You know, that soft side belly part
>>29714882
"Of course, Pinkie."
>You grab your phone and dial Rainbow's number.
"Rainbow? Ayy... What's up? Say..."
"..."
"Yeah, that's really swell, but..."
>You move the phone away from you and cover up the microphone with your free hand.
"She's talking about how awesome the phone we gave her is."
>Pinkie Pie chuckles.
>"Just interrupt her. She won't stop otherwise."
"Okay... Dash? I don't have much time, so please listen."
"Wonderful. Say, could I book you for my date with Pinkie tomorrow?"
"..."
"You know what I mean with "book". No... I didn't mean that... And I certainly did not mean THAT."
"Just... Just make sure we can see the sunset from our usual spot, okay?"
"You will? Wonderful. I owe you one, Dash. See ya around."
>You hang up and beam Pinkie a smile.
"How did I do?"
>"Wonderful, Nonny~ As always."
And then sex happened.
>>29714771
Thanks for the boner
>>29714772
Fucking drugged out hippy bitches. Not even once.
>>29714356
>posting the unfinished versiongermac pls
>>29715700boop
>>29715774boop
>>29714764
ponies don't hiss
>>29714772
Man, that shit would actually be pretty devastating. All your fantasies about Equestria and Cute ponies, gone. Like the first time the cat scratches you when you're a little kid because you're an annoying shit.
>>29715781
They do. You must have a malfunctioning pone.
Filly is not amused.
>>29716390
Filly has to like it.
>>29714374
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