Fuck the lesbians, they ain't shit. I fucking hate them.

>>29714033
New pasta?

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>>29714033
>/r9k/

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>>29714033
>fuck lesbians
ok, chasing amy

>>29714033
You won't kill anyone. You are a faggot pussy bitch who probably can't even fucking lift a gun, let alone shoot it.
You'll let this anger grow inside of you without doibg anything because you are an enormous coward.

>>29714033
>Fuck the lesbians,
Yeah, that's what we want.

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>>29714033
Oh I know how this one works. OP writes something autistic to try to get us to dump what he's whining about (because he actually wants it).

Here you go OP.

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>>29714061
>Oh I know how this one works. OP writes something autistic to try to get us to dump what he's whining about (because he actually wants it).
In which case he succeded in bating you to post it.

Either way, just in case have some humans op.

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>>29714105
Oh, I'm well aware. I figure either I'm triggering some faggot who hates lesbians, or I'm pleasing some based anon who likes them. Either way I do something I want to.

>>29714033
Well nice to meet you, /ourg-
>And I hate my mom
Goddammit of course you're MERELY Pretending and all that redditor shit.

>>29714112
Only a lesbian apologist like you is capable of being triggered.

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>>29714139
You sound a bit triggered m8

>>29714153
>no u
I win again, yuricuck filth.

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>>29714161
>Goddammit of course you're MERELY Pretending and all that redditor shit.
Are you saying that that doesn't sound triggered?

>>29714170
>still desperately attempting to no u
>letting me win
Ah, so yuricuckery is just a way to cope with how much of a bottom you are. Did I mention I always win against your kind?

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>>29714181
Whatever makes you feel better

>>29714033

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Cry some more, cuck.

>>29714188
>the yuricuck wants to feel better
I was right? Holy shit, I was bluffing and YOU FELL FOR IT. You will look back and cringe at yourself. Fatality.

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>>29714197
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying you can believe whatever makes you feel better about yourself--such as "always winning" against yuri fans.

Also, thanks for admitting you were bluffing. :^)

>>29714196
>cuck
You do realize that the lesbian fetish revolves around men letting the women they love get raped by lesbians, right? And that converts them into lesbians? It's literally killing masculinity.

>>29714033
>I'm going my own way
I didn't know mgtow had its own copypastas.

>>29714054
>without doing anything because you are an enormous coward
And when he does do something you'll still call him an enormous coward, so I'm not sure what you're trying to get at here besides venting frustrations at your own inaction.

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>>29714210
>>>/r9k/ and stay their with your pissjugs and traps

>>29714186
>Eye glint is heart shaped.
Why not draw her pupils dilated?

>>29714139
>>29714181
>cuck cuck cuck
If you're going to do this, anon, does it have to be this dumb chicken shit? In MY day, when you wanted to get a rise you'd get up on your soapbox and defend an unpopular opinion about something, but you'd do it in a creative way so that everyone would pile in.

Kids today have it too easy. Everyone either believes in the invisible hand or rape culture, and all you have to do to upset anyone is suggest a mixed economy is a good idea or point out that not all white men are rapists. Trolling gets handed to you on a silver platter. You don't even have to work for it now.

>>29714207
>What the fuck are you talking about?
Stop pretending to be retarded, you know what I'm talking about.
>I'm saying you can believe whatever makes you feel better about yourself
>IT WANTS TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT ITSELF
Yuricuck, you are such a feelingsfag that you have evolved into a new form of inferiority. Congratulations.
>such as "always winning" against yuri fans.
Maybe if I wasn't bodying you, I wouldn't say it and trigger you. It's your fault that you're getting hurt.
>Also, thanks for admitting you were bluffing. :^)
And you have revealed that you admit things, via projection. Admittingfags are simply disgusting. May I pull the lever when you're strapped to the electric chair?

>>29714216
>>29714218
>literally being anti-male
>>29714223
>being triggered by cuck
>being a scaredfag
>wanting reactions
>being afraid of children
>resorting to calling the enemy a troll to avoid argument
I win. Next, I turn you into a lolcow.

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>>29714218
>This pic
Dash is topcunt. Why would she be wearing the dress? In fact I feel like she'd probably ruin the whole thing by being a megabitch about who wears the dress. Rarity would be all excited to wear it at first, and then Dash would be super condescending about who the "girl" in the relationship is, and pretty soon the whole thing would devolve into one-upsmanship.

>>29714223
>Why not draw her pupils dilated?
>chemical and biological reactions portrayed accurately in MY anime
Get the fuck outta here Miyazaki.

>>29714247
devolve into an abusive relationship*

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Don't see too much Twiluna on /mlp/

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>>29714247
>Why would she be wearing the dress?
She's daddy's little girl and want him to be proud of her

>>29714255
Yes. That.

>>29714263
You don't see all that much Luna. Imagine hooking up with a girl, and every morning she either has a weird personal problem or she delivers some exposition about what you're going to do that day. It's kind of dull when it's not life-threatening.

>>29714243
There's nothing here to latch on to, anon. You can call somebody a cuck twice, maybe three times, and after that if they're still engaging with you it's out of boredom on their part.

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Time travel is a funny thing

>>29714294
>You don't see all that much Luna. Imagine hooking up with a girl, and every morning she either has a weird personal problem or she delivers some exposition about what you're going to do that day. It's kind of dull when it's not life-threatening.
Makes sense.

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>>29714268
>She's daddy's little girl
She's profoundly insecure and can't be trusted with things that require direct attention. Even if she wore a wedding dress, it'd be stained by grape juice in twenty minutes.

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Twilight's probably the most eligible mare in Equestria.

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>>29714297
>Twilight going back in time and young Celestia falling in love with her

>>29714294
You're either so angry that you can't read anything past cuck, or you know deep down that I hit everything on the head so you go with what you think will work.
Well two problems with your logic. One, I'm untouchable. Two, you're the only boring creature on this board. Yes, creature. You lost your right to be considered a person.
Oh, and what do you think of your fellow yuricuck who accused OF of being a cuck? Oh oops that might have hurt, better put you down: Calm down now.
Checkmate.

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>>29714033
>Dashfags

>>29714210
Thus by extension killing off the human race. Good job, too. With any luck we'll all be extinct soon.

Dear President Trump: PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON ALREADY!

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>>29714320

>>29714320

Cuck.

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>>29714304
Nah, she's knows how to behave. :^)

>>29714329
Not an argument, spy. Back to whatever shithole you came from.
>>29714338
Don't sign your posts.

>>29714347

Kissless underage virgin beta cuck.

There, bow I'm describing you accurately.

>>29714358
I think you're describing the board as whole now.

>>29714358
You're a fucking virgin? You truly are the worst kind of being. I think it's time for youth genocide, you fucking kids have infested our home far too long.

u mad, sugarcube?

>>29714327
There's enough sperm banks to last, I'm sure. Those filthy dykes aren't plain old murderers. Sucks, they'd be easier to punish if they weren't so crafty.
The "make ponies real" button or the "remind men that it's okay to love women and no one has the right to stop them from looking for love" button?

>>29714379
>youth genocide
Sign me the fuck up. Kids are vermin, we might as well slaughter them.

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>>29714346
I guess at some point in the show you can start to find situations where Dash isn't really herself. I don't know why I still want to say the characters in MLP would or wouldn't do certain things when I know it doesn't matter.

>>29714320
We're getting into Navy Sniper copypasta territory here and I was mildly amused by this post, anon.

>>29714379
This from a slimy infested cheese dick who gets bent out of shape by strings of childish insults, you cock-gargling fucking nancy cuck.

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>>29714386

THIS fucking button. Just end it already.

>>29714382
>being a madfag
>>29714386
See, you get it! There is nothing of value from kids.
>>29714387
Ah, except it is I who is amused by YOU. That's right, you're my entertainment.
>>29714395
Kid. I will tell you this once. Out of shape fags like you will be the first to die when the day comes that your evils are exposed to the world. Given that you're not only bent out of shape, but you're a virgin and a fucking KID, you're clearly in need of a good execution.
So, will you kill yourself and humiliate yourself for our amusement, or give us the honor of being the ones to break your body and hurt your feelings? Just a note, you have no control here, so try not to get too attached to whatever you choose.

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>this thread

>>29714415
Come at me bro. Better strap your balls on first, cuck.

Slowly, Simon huddles to his computer, his extreme weight makes it harder to navigate across the floor filled with empty Mountain Dew cans and dragon dildos. He sits down on his greasy chair which groans at the shock of his 120lbs behind bearing down on it, and presses the start button on his old and crusty Dell. As his computer awakes with a humming sound he brushes the pizza crumbs off the dossier in his lap and opens it.

His elbow accidentally knocks down an empty tube of vaseline and exposes an old picture which he had been long forgotten. Simon was surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Miranda, why wouldn't you love me?" Simon whimpers under his breath. Painful memories from high school flashes by, being rejected by his love, her friends laughing at him, he starts to cry and runs off. To this day he is a virgin. "I don't need her, or any white woman for that matter!" Simon bitterly mutters and throws the picture of Miranda in the trash, which is already full with kleenex tissues.

Quickly logging into his computer Simon is greeted by his screensaver picturing a huge black cock. After discovering the internet he soon found an outlet for his sexuality by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach Tyrone about his feelings, just so that he could lose his virginity before he turned 25. Still, Simon had not found the courage to talk to Tyrone, or anyone except his mother after high school for that matter. "I just wanted to suck your dick Tyrone..." He sighed.

Simon opens up Internet explorer and searches on bing for /mlp/. Suddenly he remembers his mother, she always told him to get a job in STEM, or become a lawyer. "Get a real job Simon! Please!" She would say, but she doesn't understand! She doesn't understand how important it is to protect 4chan from these yuricucks and white-genociders!! He starts typing: "Only a lesbian apologist like you is capable..."

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>>29714387
>situations where Dash isn't really herself
>I dictate Dash's personality
ok faust. nice to see you on this board

>>29714421
Bless you, my son. May the death and humiliation of lesbians bring back life and love of men.
Seriously, time for a fun fact. In Weebland, the term for a girl who likes M/M is fujoshi. The genderbent term is fudanshi. You may think this is a boy who likes F/F, right? Nope, it's a boy who likes M/M. There are no derogatory terms for lesbian worshipers there.
Source, I was a massive /a/utist. I'm more /tv/ these days, both Western and Eastern animation just don't do it for me.

>>29714067
>>29714108
if I had a dollar for every "Rainbow Dash strokes Applejack's ass with her wing" pic on the internet i'd be a millionaire

I'm confused, what is OP bitching about exactly?

>>29714438
It'll be tough to do that when I make you suck on them, you filthy traitor.

>>29714440
That wasn't a good idea, posting that. Now I get to do this.

It was that kind of morning. A morning where the troubles of yesterday and the day before that and all the days before it were thwarted by the bright, fresh atmosphere of a new day. Muted sunlight filtered through the high window located just above the table, where two individuals -- a woman and a mid-adolescent boy -- sat. The light easily glanced off the articles of the room, and if one were to turn their gaze towards the woman's slack figure, they would notice in an instant how the rays reflected softly on her, most apparent now in the shining pearls of her eyes. The woman's lips were curved just so, and though she was past that age where young men would flock simply to win such an expression from her, she shone a sort of admirable youth. She sighed, and it sounded like a gentle breeze. This morning was itself similar to a little miracle, like the flare of a camera flash, she thought to herself. And there, in front of her, was her son, the light of her life. The boy chewed noisily on his breakfast, disrupting the peace that the earliness brought, as his mother watched. He tore into his meal, and the fat and oils dripped from his mouth and stained the surface of the table. So engrossed was he in his food that he jumped when his mother idly toyed with her spoon and caused her neatly finished plate to ring. He stared at her in astonished disbelief. "Mom!" he shouted. "What just happened there?! You trying to throw me off my groove thang?! It's eight in the morning, my sinuses are loaded with the viral equivalent of the United States Marine Corps, and I don't have enough milk for my raisin bran! Do I have to give you shit?!" An expression of shock flashed across the woman's features. "Dylan, what are--? Please calm down..."

>>29714482
He's upset because we don't respect how many confirmed sniper kills he has. I don't think any of it is serious. It's a "lesbians" thread with Navy Sniper in it.

>>29714440
>>29714488
"Dodging, are we? Aha, I can see through you like I work at Lenscrafters who also polishes the windows on a company skyscraper in a New York boulevard! Not that you can ever see one 'cause you're so poor! Why are you staring at me with your mouth open like that? Yeah, 'cause I'm toooootally the one being crazy right now. Tooooooooooootally." The boy Dylan rolled his eyes affectedly many times than what was appropriate. Swallowing, the woman shook her head and spoke, "What are you saying? Why are you angry? Is that attitude necessary right now?" The youth's face scrunched into itself, and suddenly the soft sunlight felt like fire upon the woman's skin. It crept up and into her skin, and she recoiled suddenly as if burned. "Pretentious, holier-than-thou, I-don't-know-anything act now, is it? Is Clinton my grandfather? But I guess I can't really say that because if it were true those bad politics could lead us down a slippery slope shaped like a mollusk. Ha ha ha! Why aren't you laughing? That joke never gets old so eat shit!" Dylan hollered disdainfully. "You're gonna parrot some bullshit like you're an armchair psychologist now, ain'tcha? Armchair psychologists only stay on their armchairs 'cause they're so old, y'know! So which is it?! Parrot or psychologist? Or maybe you're a transgender parrot and/or psychologist which makes you disgusting!" It was the sneer. That damned sneer. It blanketed her vision and darkened the room, and so she closed her eyes to it. She stomped her foot, and, shaking her head, she steeled her voice. "Dylan, I will not have this today. I don't know what's gotten into you recently, but you have been like this for far too long and I am sick and tired of it. Go to your room. Now. We will talk about your aggressive behavior when your father is home. I want some peace and quiet right now." She sighed again and this time it sounded like a stiff gust of wind.

Her hung head was turned away from the window and her eyes shone only with weariness. She looked every much her age in this moment. "You're like every mother in the world, trying to push your feminist ideals down my throat! Aggressive? See, I knew it! It's 'cause of my muh-soggy-knee right? Holy shit, how did I not see this before?! Also, what's this about going to my room? You gonna pin me down on my bed and have your way with me?! You pedo! And get your mouth off Dad's dick like some puny little barnacle that no likes looking at because it's so damn ugly and probably smells like fish that I'd throw into a vat of frying oil in a heartbeat, which I won't have if I eat too much fried food! I mean, I've tried sucking dicks before and I can tell you it ain't fun! Like how Steve Jobs isn't having any fun now! Ha ha ha ha HA HA! Are you Steve Jobs? Naw, can't be, 'cause no one likes you and you don't have cancer, because you ARE cancer! Woop! "But whatever! I'm goin' to my room now, but just so you know I'm doing it ironically. Toooooooooooooootally. I'm being ironic, see! Just like this --" Dylan straightened both his palms, thrust out his hips, and struck his pelvis on either side of his genitals with the edge of his hands "-- is ironic! HA! Are my words killing you?! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be lounging in my room like your so-called definition of "faggot" where the magic happens if you know what I mean but ew gross if you do that means you really DO think of me like that which means you ARE a pedo and like a reverse Oedipus Complexer but anyway that's where I'll be reading up on Fate/Stay Night which has way more world building, power levels, and damn good action scenes than this place while getting high even though I really shouldn't be doing that while playing games and jacking it..." The youth stormed off, taking his aimless ramblings with him. Gone was the brightness of the day, but at last it was quiet again. All the mother could do was sit down and cry.

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>>29714488
>>29714498
>>29714501

>>29714491
Direct your attention to
>>29714488
>>29714498
>>29714501
and be properly annihilated for your attempts at damage control. I'll dig one grave.

>>29714507
I won, sadfag. You made the mistake of letting me destroy you. You have hurt feelings and now I'm in control.

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>>29714033

get some guns and explosives, shoot up a gay club OP

>>29714519
He said lesbians, not gays. I'm 99% sure that he knows that guy men are our brothers, and to betray them makes us no better than lesbians.

>>29714518
Keep telling yourself that. Maybe you might believe your own bullshit, but no one else will believe you.

>>29714544
Come on and get a plane already, you dirty spic. You said you got my dox, so hurry up and try to kill me. I need to humiliate a pussy, y'know?
>>29714488
>>29714498
>>29714501
Well, as much as I see your point, you forgot one thibg:psyche, this was just to make you look at those quotes and get properly BTFO. You will now tell yourself things, that is my prediction.

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>>29714566
I never said I got your dox. I just sat here and made you waste a bunch of effort trying to look cool on the internet with a few pithy remarks.

PROTIP, junior... NO ONE looks cool on the internet.

>>29714592
>le trole xdddd
Believe me, Im aware that the Internet is less about winning and more about making everyone else lose. I just knew what would press your buttons, kiiiiiiiiiid. And now I wasted your time.

>we were merely pretending, it was a dick measuring contest all along
>in fact we are the same person just arguing with ourselves
Ya'll niggas need a community center to alleviate some of that boredom.

>>29714626
It's him who doesn't mean what he says. Apologies for any confusion, I'll make sure to discipline my bitch more.

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>walls of text
We need more lesbian posting, damn it!

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>>29714033
thats why you have to be superior by liking men and suck dicks

jjjjjj

This entire thread is like I stepped back in time to middle school or something.
>you're gay!
>only gay people call other people gay!
>that makes you totally gay, dude!
>stop talking about yourself!
>you wish I was talking about me, gaylord!
And it just keeps on rolling until they both have their last word/laugh/forced chuckle. Then they pick up where they left of the next day.

Lol I'm so glad I'm not autistic to the point where I save a bunch of cartoon horses making degenerate love and post them in an attempt to anger those who have an autistic hatred against it or be autistic enough that I had to make a thread like this claiming how much I hate lesbians in an ironic or unironic sense. Feels really good :)

>>29717847
You're in fucking Reddit: The Board, dude. Nearly everyone over the age of 18 has moved on or they are smart enough to hide shit quality threads like this. Let the dykeshitter and the faggy OP autists circlejerk themselves in this one thread and just hide it before they get motivated to shit up the board even more.