RL Cringe

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This happened literally yesterday, I've been waiting for a cringe thread to pop up.
>Be me, working at a lowly almost-minimum-wage job
>Tech help desk at Walmart
>Most people are generally decent
>You occasionally get the few assholes and soccer moms, but the ratio of normal people/retards is good.
>Just sitting at the station waiting for something to do
>A grandpa-looking guy and a kid walk it
>Kid had a pizza face, his hair was in a long emo swipe, and he just stared at the floor the entire time
>They go over to the $500 laptop section
>They're staring at a list and then looking back at specs for a bit
>I go over and ask if they need any help
>Grandpa guy says 'yeah, we were looking for a budget gaming laptop for my son'
>"Alright, what types of games does your son usually play"
>The guy turns to his obviously embarrassed kid who's just staring at the floor
>Kid mumbles out a list of high-end shooters like Arma 3 and Squad
>I walk over to the display pick out a laptop with a decent I7 and some low-tier Nvidia gpu
>Kid obviously looks unhappy with the purchase but it seems like the dad is paying completely so he goes with it
>Literally just two weeks later they come back in with the laptop
>It has an RD sticker on the front in the flight pose
>If the kid could shrink any harder he would, I actually felt bad for him
>Whispers something into his dads ears right before coming over, dad makes a flippant gesture
>Walks straight up to me, plops the thing down,
>'My son is embarrassed about the pony sticker, so don't give him any grief' in a joking tone
>"It's alright sir I watch the show with my niece, I understand"
>'Oh you've seen it!' he turns to the kid 'Brian here loves it!'
>Kid obviously just wants to die
>He mumbles something I couldn't make out
>I am physically cringy at this point
>"Okay sir, why'd you bring the laptop back?"
>'It stopped working! I have no idea why it did'
>I pull the laptop closer
>Obvious cum stains on the top

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>>29713424
Oh fuck that's golden.
I never get to see cringey shit at work. I don't work retail.
How old do you say the kid was? Was wondering because if he was younger than 13 I would be scared.

I have another one.

>Go to local meetup
>My third time going
>Everyone seems pretty alright
>Very busy day, I'd say about 60 people attended
>Designated seating area is filled except for one seat
>Wonder why no one has taken said seat and sit down in it
>Tall scrawny guy sitting next to me asks me if I want to see something
>sure why not
>Pulls out huge book
>Proceeds to explain it's a my little pony bible
>Tells me about pony religion
>the guy is dead serious about this shit
>Pulls out a glass flask of clear liquid
>"Do you know what this is?"
>I start to realize why no one sat next to this guy
"No, w-what is it?"
>"It's the spirits and power of what will complete my transformation into twilight sparkle in 7 years."
>I get up and go get food
>I proceed to stay away from the guy

Not exactly cringe but uh

I met a guy at a con
He did a really funny panel while drunk
I became really good friends with him and we fucked

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Happened a while ago but it's still pretty cringe
>Be me, HS student 3 years ago
>take an advances computer tech class
>still fucking basic as shit, most we do is diagnose & repair laptops/PC's
>kid in class seems to consider MLP a religion.
>regularly says autistic shit like "thank celestia" and tries to act like his waifu rarity
>literally wears a rarity hoodie most days of the week
>pic related
>I keep quiet about liking pone because I don't want to even deal with his autism

don't get me wrong I like the show but it's not a fucking lifestyle

>It's my second year in that class so I act as a mentor/teachers aid
>gotta do bi-weekly checks to help teacher with making sure the 1st years are on track with their projects
>get on this kids desktop and it's fucking filled with pone
>Literally over 100Gb is pone on his 250GB
>would have said fuck it and not confronted him if there wasn't porn of rarity in a first level desktop folder
>this fucker keeps horse porn on a school desktop he never brings home
>ask him about it
>cringiest fucking thing I've ever seen
>he tries to play it off
>he tries to blame it on his friend who sits next to him
>then he tries to lie his way out of it while I'm staring at his rarity horn on top of his fucking head
>autism indicator at full attention

I ended up nuking his whole computer with a clone install.

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>>29713500
Did the prophecy come true? Did Celestianism actually take hold?

Gen 4 was a mistake.

>ITT: "Go forth and bring me tales of people even more pathetic than I am, so that I may laugh at them and feel better about myself!"

>>29713572
>it's not a fucking lifestyle
fucking casul

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>>29713500
That's fucking awesome. I would talk the shit out of this guy. I enjoy speaking to schizophrenics and getting to know them better.

>>29713377
> Milky Way plush
What is it? Can you show some pics?

>>29713767
Sounds good to me

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>Be me, middle of highschool
>Called myself a furry back then
>havent yet realized i was autistic cancer
>found /mlp/ with fellow faggot from math class
>next day he tells me his waifu is fluttershy
>starts going "yay" in class with his hands rolled into hooves
>one week later we're singing the fucking songs from the show in math class
>get called faggots by the faggot math teacher
>love and tolerance.jpg

Im glad i realized that shit was gay as fuck before i left highschool kek

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Post more stories, please. I have none of my own, alas.

>>29713377
cringe threads belong on /b/, redditor

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>>29713982
Shit man

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>>29714311
>Pone is a cringe magnet.
>Can't post it on /b/.
>We have cringe threads at least once a month.
I want the newfags to leave.

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>>29713741
Well this guy said this to me four years ago so we won't know until 2020.
Also he got banned from the meetup because he scared too many people.

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>>29713767
Yes, that is generally how cringe threads work.

>>29715646
What in the actual fuck is this texas guy talking about in this comment?

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>>29715672
I believe he's talking about Angel Bunny from the Iron Will episode.

Bump for cringe

>>29713500
That sounds like the kind of guy I would befriend

>>29717921
Didn't think this was too bad at first but then realized it's some sort of army barracks.