Dazzling Thread #235

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>shit edition with best first post

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>>29713317
Too lewd, good edition pic.

>>29713317
ITS TACO, TACO TUESDAY

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>>29713344

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>>29713344

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>>29713344

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>The dazzle trio will never cozy up to you on a cold winters night

>>29713317
Do peoplw know that everything is a lie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_BlUY2eF4

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>>29713529
At least the sirens can actually sing and have coherent song structure.

>>29713317
I've been wondering what the *SNAP!* *SNAP!* in the bottom left corner of that picture is. Is it Photo Finish's camera?

>>29713529
Jesus I don't remember the Hexgirls sounding this terrible

>>29713832
Not without their gems, unfortunately

>>29713854
Yes

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>>29713854
>>29714475
>yfw Photo Finish insists on setting up cameras every time you fuck

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Would you a Sonaria and/or Adagiset?

>>29714512
My bad, the Sunset+Adagio fusion is apparently Sundagio

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>>29714489
Don't worry, your cock is like a second brain and the Dazzlings can hypnotize it; one flick of the wrist and it stands to attention, even if you've got performance pressure.

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>>29714726

They're a bad influence

>>29714512
I would unto all of those combinations without a second thought. Those are all great character combinations design and personality wise.

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>>29714512

Would definitely a Sonaria

>>29713317
Is that the full image?

>>29715316
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Enjoy

>>29715365
Thank you kind sir!

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Full Res:
https://derpibooru.org/1393084
Curse you file size limit.

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>>29715385
Who the fuck is this bitch

>>29715423

If you can't tell who a character is then it's usually a fat chick's or fag dude's self insert oc. Just look at the filename, dammit.

>>29713854
it's the sound of hymens breaking

>>29715766
kek

>>29715365
I want the hot fish pussy.

>>29715766

Right when I was finally getting numb to the pain of seeing this pic...

>>29715423
>>29715527

Luna

>>29715918

Nah, it's an oc called Moonlight.

Sigh...Page 9. At least /flower/ has that one obsessed guy who keeps the thread reliably bumped by expressing his love for his waifu. Anyway. Paradox, you here?

>>29714512

>Sonaria Daze
>Adaget Shizzle

It'd feel weird but I'd totes give them a try. Are they SU-styled fusions? I mean, will they separate or will they go crazy if they experience internal conflict? And do I have to fuse with another dude (no homo) to be able to take them?

Alright welp
Got some small parts in and had to check it over one more time.
Sorry if there is some parts that seem weird here and there. I've gone through it a few times to make sure I haven't missed any sentences that don't match up.

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>Well the remaining time you had passed by fairly fast.
>The three new girls that decided to talk with you were pleasant company.
>Keeping your mind on the time tick by while you were on break and busy with idle chit-chat was something you were always good at.
>And from what you've got, you only had three minutes left.
"Well, ladies, as much fun as this has been I have to return to work."
>"Aww, but we were having a nice time talking with you."
"Heh, sorry girls. But if it's still raining when I have to head home and you're still here we can chat a bit longer."
>"Oh? And what time do you get off?~" Adagio asked in an almost purring voice.
>These girls are something else.
"9 pm. Ciao for now."
>With that, you gave one last wave in a general direction you heard the voices in and put on the apron.
>The rest of work seemed to go slow and not full of as much life as your conversation.
>Huh.
>Maybe those girls were already growing on you.
>Taking an order here and there, you kept your ears open to see if you could find the girls conversation amongst the chatter of the cafe.
>Sometimes you'd get a sentence or two from them before some other noise became louder or an order was being made.
>Stuff like "Hot" and "Yummy" along with an "I could just...up".
>You didn't talk to many girls.
>But you sure as hell knew they weren't talking about the coffee.
>>29717412
I also somehow missed saying that I'll be posting the story now.

>So if you're considering getting a Dazzling a new butt plug, just remember that a size one is acceptable, a size two is for special occasions, but a size three is right out.

>>29717418
>The night went on, as did the rain, and soon it came time to go home soon.
>A confirmation came from your boss.
>"Hey anon! Get your ass home already!"
>Classy Joe.
>With a chuckle you removed the apron to place it to the side.
>A few of your co-workers gave you a quick "see you", "Check ya tomorrow Anon!", "Catch your ass later dweeb.", etc.
>Letting out a final sigh of relief for the day, you walked over to the tables in the front cane in hand.
>Although there was still rain outside so you didn't have much relief just yet.
>Well whatever.
>There weren't that many people left as it was getting near to closing time.
>It was easier to keen in on specific conversations.
>Yet you couldn't hear the girls voices anymore.
>Guess they went home.
>Well that's fine.
>Maybe they'll come back someday.
>"Heyo Anon!"
>A voice boomed into the coffee shop.
>Shit you forgot about him coming by today.
"Hey there Thunder."
>Thunderlane was his full name.
>At least that's what he says.
>To be honest, you still think it's a name he's just used to be tough and no one's called him out on.
>You've been friends for quite some time.
>He never really danced around your blindness.
>Aside from Gilda, he was the only other person you could joke about it with.
>A real pal.

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>>29717431
"Forget our plans pal? Can't tell me ya forgot about your buddy Thunder!"
"No, I just had some other things occupying my mind for the day when I got here."
>"Oh? And what were those things?"
>At that moment a trio of boot pairs made their presence clear to your both, clattering their way in front of you both.
>"I'd assume that'd be us."
>"...And who are you, ladies?"
>Oh?
>That sounds like nervousness.
>Well now the rain definitely won't stop tonight.
>"Adagio, Aria, and Sonata."
>You couldn't see it, but you're assuming that's in order of their lineup.
>"Who might you be?"
>"Oh, the name's Thunderlane. But my bud here calls me Thunder. You beautiful woman are free to use that too."
>You roll your eyes at the ego.
>If it was any bigger you could add an extra "g" and have it for breakfast.
"I thought you girls had headed home."
>"Well, you said we could talk again with we stayed behind for you right?"
>"Yeah! We like talking with you Nonny!"
>Nonny?
>Oh god.
>You felt a wave of smugness coming from your old friend.
>You could only imagine the shit-eating grin on his face.
>"So, NONNY, how long have ya known these girls?"
"We just met this today man."
>"Ah, well did you still want to get around to what we were gonna do today? Or do you have new plans with your harem?"

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>>29717440
>He let out a loud laugh before you heard the swift sound of his hand reeling back to probably smack you on the back.
>You moved your cane to block and heard a pain sound come from Thunderlane.
>You, of course, didn't stop there as you took his hand and threw him over your shoulder.
>You knew getting some kick ass lessons when you were younger would still come in handy.
"Nice try, Thunder."
>"Man, I'll get you next time asshole."
"Sure you will."
>Well he might.
>It was pretty quiet aside from the sounds coming from him so you, in a metaphorical sense, saw the slap coming.
>Speaking of silence, the girls you've had with you were quiet through that whole thing.
"I didn't accidently throw you into one of the girls did I?"
>Thunderland let out a groan and got up before responding.
>"Nah, the blue and purple one get out of the way before I hit."
>Well that's good.
>Last thing you needed was for some girls you just met to think you were a dick.
>It was silent again for a couple of seconds before Aria decided to speak up.
>"...Are you really blind?"
"Last that I check, yes."
>"But you smacked his hand in the air and did some judo shit on him."
>"Not something you see every blind man do."
>You could tell her you took classes before you went blind, but that'd be too simple.
>You tried your best to put on your most serious facial expression, hoping Thunder won't ruin things.

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>>29717453
"You're right and at the same time not."
"My real name isn't Anon, it's Matt Murdock. I fight crime at night in a red suit."
>In an instant Thunderlane got up and right next to you slugging a hand over your shoulder.
>"And I'm his friend Foggy Nelson. And outside of this job, we hold out in our firm: "Nelson and Murdock"
>"I was the only one who he told this about though until now so I'd say you girls are lu-"
>You decided to cut Thunderlane off quick enough, giving a small chuckle at the stupidity of your little gag.
"Alright man, I think this jokes been going on long enough."
>"Aww, come on man. If you could see their faces you'd see we could have kept going for some time."
>"Well whatever, Matt, We still up?"
"Nah, I kind of want to just get home as soon as possible."
>The rain hasn't stopped yet and you'd rather not try to poke around the streets with a slick ground and puddles.
>Thunder gave a quick "alright catch you later man" before you heard the door open and close back up.
>"That was a pretty mean joke Nonny."
"Hehe, sorry girls. Couldn't pass it up."
>A small 'hmph' came from Sonata along with a growl from who you'd assume is Aria.
"Ok, I really am sorry about that. If I promise to treat you girls to something here next time would that be fine?"

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>>29717467
>The three girls stood in silence for a minute, probably trying to decide your fate Before they all pitched in.
>"...I want some crab."
>"And salmon."
>"OH! AND A BURGER! A BIG JUICY ONE!"
>Jeez, these girls were trying to bleed ya dry huh?
>Well luckily you save up quite a bit.
>Joe also pays pretty well so you'd be ok.
"Alright, you got a deal."
>Sonata let out a squee before giving you a tight hug.
>"Thank you thank you thank you!"
"No sweat, but could you let me go now? I kinda can't breathe."
>"Oops! Sorry hehe."
>You finally let in some much-needed air after Sonata broke the hug with an embarrassed laugh.
"Well, this was definitely a one of a kind day. Talk to you girls later."
>The cane in your hand light tapped as you made your way to the door.
>A hand stopped your movement before you could get a grip on the handle.
>"Wait, you're not going out in that rain on your own without an umbrella are you?"
>Looks like it's Adagio that decided to put some two cents into your predicament.
"Not the first time I've done it."
>"Then why didn't you go with that friend of yours?"
"We had some planned stuff for tonight, and seeing as I'm a bit worn out thanks to three new customers I'd rather just head home."
"Of course he trusts in me to get home on my own, though I'd guess in his excitement he forgot to ask if I had anything to use for the rain."

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>>29717476
>"And why not just wait for it to stop?"
"It's been going for some time now, and the store closes soon enough. Speaking of that, you girls might want to be heading out soon too."
>A brief silence, aside from the sound of the last few customers besides yourselves leaving through the door next to you.
>"You know what, you're right. We'll be going now."
"Good, talk to you girls another day."
>With Adagio's hand on your shoulder, you were basically walking in place."
>"BUT, only if you let one of us come with you to keep your dry."
"Quite the smooth talker aren't you Adagio?"
>"I have my moments."
>"What do you have to lose? You get one of three attractive girls to keep you company."
>Hmmm
"You're not going to rob me are you?"
>All you heard was a 'pfft' come from her direction and a laugh that lasted a whole minute.
>You think your question was fairly reasonable.
>"That sure was something, but not the worst thing a guy's asked me."
>What
>Now that just makes your curious.
>With a sigh you think it over.
>On one hand, you've barely met these girls and have the mind to understand you don't just invite someone over to your house when you barely know them.
>What kind of person would do that?
>Probably some rich lonely asshole or something.
>On the other, They did just ask to walk you home.
>Whatever their game is, they're taking it slowly.
>Well you're already blind.
>What more can you really lose?

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>>29717482
"Alright, but just one of you."
>"Great! Hold on just one minute."
>Adagio seemed to have moved back to the two others, their whispering indicating they're deciding who'll go.
>You never really thought of yourself as "handsome" so three girls that seem to be playing "rock paper scissors" for your attention didn't really seem all too real.
>A loud "HA I WON" came from the group along with some groans of irritation.
>Soon enough another hand found it's way wrapped around your arm.
>"Looks like ya got me Nonny!"
"And I've got no say in this?"
>"Nope!"
>Cheeky girl.
>"Guess that's it then. We'll see you at home Sonata."
>"Bye Dagi and Aria!"
>"See ya, don't go torturing the poor guy."
>A raspberry came from your companion's mouth with the departure of her friends.
>"Time for us to get going too, Nonny!"
>With a pop of her umbrella, Sonata tug you with her outside.
>You both now stood outside, the sound of cars passing by and the patter of rain hitting the concrete.
>"Sooo which way?"

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>>29717500
>With some precise directions from what you remembering before the whole blind thing you both made your way to your neighborhood.
>"These homes look really nice."
>Huh
>Sonata sounded really calm, definitely an opposite of her earlier attitude.
"Yeah, if it looks anything like when I saw it many years ago, the whole place is probably pretty beautiful."
>"...How did you go blind?"
>Ah, we finally get to that question.
"It's a long story. Maybe I'll get to that if we ever have any more time to talk."
"What's the story with you and those other two?"
>"Heh, it's kind of the same issue. Need more time to talk about the whole thing."
"Well, we can have a cup of coffee some time."
>"That sounds like a date Nonny."
"Well if I didn't work in a cafe yeah I'd say it did."
>The air filled with the laugh that came from you both, a familiar smell soon entering your nose."
"We're getting close. I can smell the bakery."
>"Bakery?"
"Yeah, there's one right across from where I live. Pretty good sweets."
>After some walking you heard Sonata let out a gasp of surprise.
>"Wow you're right! I can smell the sweets from here!"
"Told ya."
>Soon enough sonata stopped, indicating you were right across from the bakery.
>"I think we're right in front of your home."
"I hope so or it might be awkward explaining why I'm trying to use my key to get into my neighbor's house."
>Of course, they all knew you were blind.
>But joking a bit with someone who doesn't know that is fun and refreshing.
>"It's really...green."
"Got a problem with green?"
>"Nope!"
>Cheeky girl.
>You loosened yourself from Sonata grip and started to walk down the small path to your door.
>"HEY ANON!"
"Yes?"
>"I REALLY LIKE YOU! HOPE WE CAN TALK MORE AGAIN SOON!"
>Why she was shouting when you could hear her perfectly well is beyond you.
>Her step made themselves clear as the 'pit-pat' of Sonata walking away could be heard.
>You let out a sigh and continued the walk to your front door.

>>29717508
The creek of the door, the sound of your cane hitting the wooden floor.
>Placing your personal items to the same position you place them every day.
>Home sweet home.
>With the front door closed and locked now you kicked off your shoes and sat down on a chair.
>Well you tried to do that, but you ended up on the sofa instead.
>Could have been worst. Ass on the hard floor is never fun.
>You laid there for what felt like an hour.
>If you've been keeping up with the time properly.
>It was around 11 pm by now.
>Ugh, man working through the whole day was always a pain in the ass.
>Years of this shit and your feet are still killing you.
>Well you have tomorrow off so that'll give you some time to rest at least.
>Now came the routine of after work activities.
>A nice bath with Epsom salt while listening to some smooth ass jazz.
>You try your best to hide the salt in somewhere only you'd guess.
>At least you hope that's the case.
>Last time Thunderlane found it he replaced it with some sort of pepper.
>Next day your body was still killing you and he just laughed with a "You look healthier already Anon."
>Not like you didn't get him back, though.
>A hotter pepper in his coffee showed him.
>Just about done with your relaxation, you toweled off and put on some pajamas.
>Now relaxed, you decided to turn the tv on.
>The sounds were comforting.
>Picking up a bottle of good ol' Jack Daniels and sitting in your chair was a nice way to end a night.

I'm a pacifistfag.

>>29717517
>Between the sounds of what seemed like late night cartoons.
>Made you remember the good old days.
>Well if the good old days involved drinking from a bottle of Jack.
>A familiar voice of old cartoon character filled the living room.
>"Got to get back. Back to the past."
>You lowered the volume of the tv, faint metal clanking going on as you downed the booze and thought back on today.
>For the most part, it was uneventful, same old boring sequence of events.
>Not that you're aren't happy with your life so far.
>Good paying job.
>Good friends Gilda and Thunder.
>But, the thing with those girls.
>You felt something with them.
>You're not really sure what to put on it.
>They're pretty straightforward you'll give them that.
>It's been a long time since you've been intimate with a woman.
>Although you were drunk and she never talked so you have no idea who it was.
>Well it's all fine.
>The last tiny drop left the bottle in your hands.
>Shit, there wasn't much to that.
>Getting up you made your way to the fridge.
>Opening it, you scrambled your hand around until you grasped something that felt like liquid courage.
>You honestly don't remember what you've bought aside from the Jack so it's all a gamble on how that'll fuck you up tonight.
>Opening the new bottle you took a whiff and instantly recoiled.
>Wew
>Strong smell.
>Bottoms up.

>>29717533
>A couple of minutes later and you were stumbling to your room, bottle in hand.
>Well one good thing of no vision is things don't won't look blurry.
>But fuck if it didn't do anything to your ability to walk.
>Huggin the wall as you found your destination and plopped yourself on the bed.
>You did your best to place the bottle on your nightstand.
>Hell you don't even remember if you turned off the tv.
>But at this moment, everything was fine.
>You forgot your past troubles once again, liquor running through you.
>Letting a peaceful sigh you finally let yourself drift off to sleep.
>The next morning wasn't so peaceful.
>At least the first part of it.
>That second bottle of whatever was a mistake.
>Groggily getting up you, to the best of your ability, made your way to the bathroom.
>Nice shower to wash away the smell.
>As soon as you turned off the shower, the sound of knocking on the front door could be heard.
>Shit how long were they there.
"Hold up a minute I'll be there!"
>Having completely forgotten a set of clothes, your journey was lengthened a bit as you had to rush to the room to find something that felt like casual wear.
>The knocking continued to your irritation.
"Alright alright, I'm coming dammit!"

>>29717565
>With agitated grumbling you moved around down the stairs until you felt the door.
"Who is it?"
>"It's your favorite pal of all time."
"I know no such person."
>"C'mon Anon it's me Thunderlane."
"Thunderlane? He's been dead for 10 years."
>"ANON"
>After a bit of a chuckle and a punch from Thunder as you let him in, you both sat down on the couch and chair.
>Thunder turned on the tv and sounds of the news filled the air.
>Huh, guess you did turn it off.
"Alright, so what's up?"
>"Nothin much, just decided to come by to see how you were doing after the hangover."
"It's all good and...wait how did you know I was drinking."
>"Well for one I've known you long enough to know if you go home after work instead of hanging out you drink."
>"Which I'm a little offended by cause I wanted to drink to man."
"Heh sorry."
>"No problem. And two, that completely empty Jack Daniels on the ground is a pretty big tip."
>Shit you forgot to throw that away.
"Give it to me straight, how bad is the bottle problem in here?"
>"Well, you could give Time Square during new years a run for its money."
"That's an exaggeration."
>"Well yeah, but ya hear this?"
>A large clunking came from his direction.
>"All booze."
"Shit."
>"Shit is right. Here I'll help you clean up."
>Giving him a 'thanks' you both got to throwing out the booze that was laying around.
>Which took quite some time.
>Afterwards you both kicked back and did what you always do after doing anything.
>Grab a beer.
>...Well, as long as you don't drop it on the floor it won't be counterproductive.

>>29717570
>After take a drink from his bottle Thunder decided to start up a conversation.
>"So, let's talk about those girls from the other day."
"I knew that would come up."
>"Damn right it would. I mean I haven't seen you with a girl since that one time at your birthday party."
"You saw the girl I was with on that day?"
>You asked him with a bit of hope finding the girl, but Thunder seemed to have clammed up.
>"N-nope, no idea."
>Hmm
"Well yeah, not like I had much choice."
"There was apparently no other space for them to sit while I was on break so, Gilda and I chatted with them."
>"Say anything good about me?"
"Oh yeah, I told them a bunch of stuff like how you helped a kid in a fire and how you were top in your class."
>"Really?!"
"Nah."
>After the ass whooping you somehow narrowly avoided, you both decided to get back on to the topic.
>"So, any of them catch you eye?"
"Now you're just making it too easy."
>"You know what I mean smartass."
>You thought to yourself for a little bit.
>Adagio was sort of like attitude wise, but she seemed like a caring person under that smartass snarkiness.
>Aria seemed ill-tempered, although after you told her your condition and called her pretty that attitude did a complete 180.
>Sonata seemed ditzy, but probably the nicest of the three.
>Plus you kind of liked that blueberry smell.
"Maybe."
>"Aw come on Anon. That's not an answer."
"Of course it is."
>Your old friend grumbled while taking a drink from his beer.
>"Well, while I love sitting here and just drinking away the day. How bout we go out and be productive?"
"Productive? Us?"

>>29717579
>"Well I guess there aren't too many things in town for a weather forecaster and blind barista."
>"But I'm sure if we go out on this bright as hell day we'll see something interesting."
"The day I see something again would be interesting."
>"God dammit."
"But, I guess getting out every so often can be good for me."
>"Yes! Exactly!"
>"You'll see, today is gonna be great!"
"I'm hoping that more of foreshadowing and less of a jinx."
>With Thunderlane it was anyone's guess.
>You went upstairs and got ready.
>The smell of that liquor bottle you left was lingering reminding you where you had put it.
>Taking a small chug from it, you finished putting on clothes and met back up with Thunderlane downstairs.
"I don't look like a total mess do I?"
>"Nah it's fine. How the hell do you put the appropriate clothes at times, Anon?"
"It all comes with years of training."
>"Blind training?"
"Yup."
"Well, braille labels help."
>Now, as far as you can tell, you were both dressed for a day in town.
>God knows what Thunderlane is gonna pull you into.
>Not even five minutes out of the door and the sun was already killing you.
>God of the sun be damned.
"I'm sort of starting to miss the rain"
>"Why? With the sun we can go swim, a run, etc."
>None of which sound good for you right now.
>Why can't he go praise the sun somewhere else today.
"What about just going to some place to get something to eat?"
>"We can do that later man. You use to be really into this stuff."
"Keywords 'Use to'."
>There was a bit of an awkward silence between the two of you for a couple of minutes.
>You kind of feel like an ass.
>Not Thunder's fault it this fucking hot.
"I could go for exercise I suppose."
>"Nice! We can start at the park and make our way to the g-"
>His sentence was cut off by a mild inconvenience.
>And by mild you mean running into someone when you weren't paying attention.
>All you could hear was an "ouch!" before something fell onto and smothered you.

>>29717418
Is this an ongoing story?

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>>29717586
>Pretty soft.
>Well whatever it was it was making it hard to breathe.
>Using both your hands on the mounds and pushing lightly got an unexpected reaction from what it was attached to.
>More like from who.
>"I thought we'd get to know each other a bit more before you went for those Nonny.~"
"What"
>Her voice sounded next to your ear.
>As well as a moan from you trying to confirm what is happening at this second by squeezing the objects on you.
>Oh.
>With a gulp and slowly moving up from where you assume was underneath your new acquaintance, Sonata.
>You coughed into your hand and hoped your faced wasn't completely red.
"H-hello there girls."
>The only sounds in response you got was the giggling from the three girls you met before.
>The laughter coming from Thunderlane.
>And the sound of you dying slowly on the inside.
>"It's nice to meet you again anon."
>I'm sure it was nicer for a certain one of us than the others.
"Nice to meet with you girls again. Aria. Adagio."
>"So, what are you boys doing over here?"
>Finally Thunderlane was able to calm down enough to respond.
>"We're gonna go for a run. We'll see how the rest of the day goes. How about you?"
>"Well, we were just about to head into the mall for the day. Payday is a sweet thing."
>Wait you were in front of the mall?
>WAIT TODAY YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE PAID.
>Before you could both pass by the girls completely, Adagio grabbed your arm and stopped you.
>"So, you're saying you've got nothing really planned for today?"
>"Well aside from the exercise, I suppose yes."
>"Great! 'Cus I was wondering if we could borrow Anon here for the time being maybe?"
>Thunderlane was in silence as if he was contemplating something.
"Wait don't I have a say in this?"
>"Sure! He's all your's, girls!"
>"Thanks!"
"TL you traitor!"

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>>29717606
>You yelled many things that made many passing mothers cover their children's ears as you were pulled along with your three kidnappers.
>Well you're no kid.
>You're a grown ass man.
>Who's being pulled by three girls without a fight.
>Jesus what do these girls lift.
>So this was going to be your day huh.
>To be honest, you'd rather be out running.
>But on the way inside the girls reminded you that you made a promise.
>Itwasjustaprank
>You made a bit of a fuss going into the mall, but the cool air inside made you shut up immediately.
>Hanging out with three girls in the mall without the sun turning you into roasted roadkill.
>Well shit maybe it won't be so bad.
>What could possibly go wrong?

Alright the end of that.
Not as long as the previous update, but I'll try a bit more next time.
>>29717602
Yeah. Not sure how long I plan to keep it going. Guess we'll just see as the story goes on.

>>29717631
But where is your pastebin?

>>29717648
I am like 100% dead on the inside tired so I completely forgot to put that along with the end of the story.
here ya go.
http://pastebin.com/fLEfP1ag

>>29717666
Thanks, Satan.

>>29717666
It was okay. :^)

>>29717631
Plenty long for me, thanks m8.

>>29717666
thanks

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Not Sorry.

>>29717440
>"We just met this today man."
"We just met this day, man."
or
"We just met today, man."

>>29717467
>>"That was a pretty mean joke Nonny."
>"Hehe, sorry girls. Couldn't pass it up."
>>A small 'hmph' came from Sonata along with a growl from who you'd assume is Aria.
>"Ok, I really am sorry about that. If I promise to treat you girls to something here next time would that be fine?"
Nigga are you kidding me.

>>29717631
Aside for a few issues here and there I like it.

all dazled out

My roommate got me a pretty rad birthday gift.
I don't think I can ever open the box.

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>>29719719
Oops

Man, I wish we had songwriting talent like this for EQG and the Dazzlings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOoTX1Nxx8

>>29719719

Buy a second one to hot glue. I wonder why most people here don't have a mini. Are they hard to find, aren't exported to most our countries, or are people too uncomfortable to look up the pink aisle?
In my case it's both the later.

>>29719782
They are pretty hard to find at local stores but you can be like my friend and buy one for 15-20 dollars on places like ebay

>>29719801

Where you from? US or EU?

>>29719817
USA!

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>>29719829

Crap, where are my manners. Happy birthday!
I'd draw you a naked dazzling bursting out of a cake if I could draw. Are you the anon with the nice voice btw?

>USA!

Aren't chain stores like Toys R Us selling minis online?

>>29719886
Thanks friend and no
Also the toys r us near me is pretty run down.

>>29719278
>I'm sorry you were offended by the joke of a blind man, here is $50-100 apiece to fix my horrible faux pa.

>>29719915

The reason I'm asking is because there's basically only two importers in my country from whom the toy stores get supplied by. Neither imports minis and I'm gonna have to look into e-purchases and card money. I know nothing about shipping and stuff, and I was thinking that maybe I could order from a Toys R Us from a larger EU country. Also I'm a tid paranoid about the goverment. Recently it decided that even unemployed people have living costs that they're covering (even NEETS) and now it taxes them too, because they have to be getting money from somewhere. So any purchases in my name will not only be filed like everyone else's but will also further "prove" that I have some sort of income. It's a stupid socialist mess. No welfare either.

>>29719187

>Following Hillary's election in the other timelines, lesbian couples are free to adopt children in all countries under US influence
>The system has been simplified in an effort to combat inneffective bureaucracy
>"Starting a family is as easy as grocery shopping now!" says Madame President
>An LGBTQ couple can now just walk into a hospital and pick any newborn to take home
>Here we see a mother acknowledging her heterosexual priviledge of being able to breed and happily offering her flesh to an auditonormative lesbian in order to make up for the years of oppressing the LGBTQ people of our society

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Morning fellow Dazzlefags.

>>29720956

Evening mate.

You're challenged to a 1 on 1 by the Dazzlinga with your choice of opponent. Their fighting styles are like that of the girl from the manga change 123 {great read as their personalities are JUST like them) who do you battle against?

>>29721357

Oi, give a summary for those who don't read that crap. Manga in general I mean. Also what are the rules.

>>29721370
It's basically about a girl with three additional personalities. One is. Unblushing and stupid but a judo expert another is hot tempered and aggressive with karate and the other is graceful and reserved but good with any weapon. It's extremely lewd and fun to see the fights they get on nto. Only rule is you can fight one

>>29721437
Fucking autocorrect
I meant bubbly. Not blushing

>>29715365
I want the nerdy girl

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>>29721437
>The only rule is that you have to fight one

See the reason I'm asking is because...

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>>29721626

...lack of rules...

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>>29721632

...leaves a lot open to interpretation...

Cropped for gore reasons. The full picture has the big dude on his knees with his severed arms in front of him and blood streaming from his stumps. Now then is lethal force, permanent harm, dirty fighting and rape off limits? And what weapons are available to me?

>>29720005
This exactly. Just left me wondering 'what the fuck.'

>>29721679
Holy shit, I remember having this on VHS when I was a kid. It was the most fucked up thing I had ever seen at the time. Didn't know it had a manga too, neat.

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>>29722183
>Didn't know it had a manga

>>29722183

I bought it on discount over a decade ago along with Space Beaver because I'm a huge sucker for power armor and the cover reminded me of the Metabarons for some reason. It was neither hot nor cold. Then years later I watched Genocyber (same creator) and got so damn pissed by the senselessness of the violence. It served no purpose, not even rule of cool.

>>29722167

>>>/fit/40794472

http://i.imgur.com/nUaU7ip.png
http://i.imgur.com/9O0L0pB.png
Enjoy

>>29722566
>Dazzle Quest - Bad End

>>29722375
holy shit

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>>29722373
>that sunset though
unf

>>29722617

I know, right? And that milky fluid? It's not soapy water or anticeptic. It's pus. I "like" to watch stuff like that to remind me of how far I could had fallen had I not changed. Both the fucker and his girlfriend are horrible people living in a hell of their own making though.

>>29722573

Now that's cute.

>>29722777

>Sunset Shimmer is knocked off the roof of CHS during a fight
>She falls screaming to her death but instead she finds herself on two steel-hard arms
>"Don't worry. I've got you." the Supermer reassures her
"You've got me? Who's got you?!"

>>29719886
celestia is super cute in this

>>29721357
>get to the beach
>multiple personality disorder
>breast expansion
What is this garbage

>>29717431
>Blindness
So anon is blind here?

>>29713428
no, it's otaku thursday

>>29717631
Damm

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>>29725685

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>>29725691

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>>29725685
>>29725691
What the fuck is this shit?

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>>29725685
>gyazo filename
shill detected

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>>29704197

>”Weren’t you one of the guys dragging fields.”
>she asks you as she sits down at the table from you
“Yeah”
>you also see she poured herself some Serpent’s Bite(?)
“What did you get?”
>you ask her gesturing towards her drink
>”Serpents Bite.”
”hm”
>you then take your shot glass knock it back
>you feel the burning whisky flow down your throat
>you bring your head forward swallowing with an AHHH
>you wait a second then go get another shot
>you knock it back with the same ease as the first
>”You’re really good at taking shots.”
“Thank you.”
>you recover from the shot and then realize you forgot to bring in your beverages
>you run out to your car and grab your food
>you check to see how melted your ice cream was
>not very melted
>THANK
>GOD
>you grab the stuff and strut back in the house
>you enter to find Sunset was sitting where she was when you left
>”What did you do?”
“Oh I went to my car to get some stuff I bought to make root beer floats.”
>her face lights up
>”I LOVE root beer floats!!!!”
>at least you know one of the new people will like them
“I do to”
>you put the root beer in the refrigerator and the ice cream in the deep freeze

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>>29725815

>you go to fill up your water bottle
>your attention is drawn to the living room as profanity was shouted at the TV
>you remember Aria and Trixie(?) were playing zombies
>you walk over and sit on the couch next to purplegrouch
“How’s it going Aria.”
>”Decent.”
>she says not paying you much notice
>she’s really into this game
>you didn’t know she was a gamer
“I didn’t know you played zombies?”
>”I do.”
>she’s more into her game than chatting with you
>understandable
>you were the same way
>especially with zombies
>you watch them play for a while
>they were playing origins
>barring tranzit it was you’re least favorite map in black ops 2 zombies
“Have you guys found Pack a Punch yet?”
>Trixie speaks up
>”Not quite. We’re trying to get Speed Cola right now.”
“Sweet”
>a brief moment passes and Trixie gets cornered in the generator room trying to turn it on
>”GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!”
>she slams her hands down in her lap with her controller in hand
>”Why can’t we get JUGG first instead of FUCKING Speed Cola!?!?!”
>Aria who just opened the door to no man’s land outside of the workshop went back
>”Maybe you should get better at this game.”
>”Maybe we shouldn’t play shitty maps!”
>”It’s not shitty if you bad at it."

That's all for now dazzlefags. I'm to goddamn tired to keep writing and I need a shower. Bye.

>>29725865
Pretty solid aside from a couple grammar errors. Good update m8.

>>29725865
Oh yis

>>29726372

>"I could refute your point but instead I'll just brush it off and act all smug to spite you."

Evil, evil, evil!

>>29725865
ayyyyyy

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Found this in another thread. Thought you fish lovers would appreciate it.

>>29726766

Siren Aryanne?

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>>29726839
I think it's supposed to be Dagi.

>>29726872

Dagi never should had messed with wonder woman.

>I think it's supposed to be Dagi.

I want to make a Razorbeast/Randy comment but I like to think that people here are still salvagable.

>>29726766
Hey that looks pretty good. Thanks for sharin' the nice stuff m8.

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Dagi comes across Rares in her nightgown and slippers.
What do?

She finally arrived... Gave up on store hunting and just did the damn Amazon thing.

>>29727877
Yea I feel ya
I would of done the same thing if my friend hadn't giving it to me

>>29727877
Same here. I'm waiting for mine to arrive.

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>>29728785

>>29728793

>When you make fun of someone's ears and then you grow a pair of your own

I'd love to treat Sunset like a horsie so much. Just feed her some sugar, scratch her behind the ears and then rub her tummy when she lies down belly up.
I wonder what fishie habits the Dazzlings have retained other than eating food raw and sleeping in a pile. Perhaps they sing to passing cars.

You'd have to be pretty perverted to be turned on by a Dazzling's lewd body so easily.

>>29714726
>one flick of the wrist and it stands to attention, even if you've got performance pressure.

>Girls, I don't think I can do it anymore
>But Anon, I didn't even get my third turn!
>Don't worry Sonata, he'll have more energy soon

>>29714726
>>29729596
I like it.
>>29729521
The Dazzlings are inherently lewd Anon, of course we are perverted to worship them.

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I want to marry and impregnate Sonata!

>>>/d/7310540
>>>/d/7311913

These look like they'd make nice Dazzling edits. Especially the first one.

>[Insert Dazzling name] approached you from behind like a predator, her soft feet not making the slightest noise. She could sneak up on a cat if she wanted to. Her arms closed around you and pulled you close. You felt her two milk-makers pressed against your back. They were warm and squishy. She smelled so very nice, and even though you couldn't see her face, she was smiling. Sadly, you couldn't enjoy the coziness 'cause you were intimidated. Siren females are naturally larger than males, and so is she. But what alarmed your insticts more was that the girl was a psycho. Just yesterday she was expelled from school for beating up another girl and dragging her BY THE HAIR for a few meters. You saw the whole thing and are too worried about getting on her bad side.

But which one should it be? Aria probably.

>>29730295
I adagio can fill those shoes too

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>>29715766

>>29713317
>page 8
dazzling thread nooo

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https://derpibooru.org/1394882

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>>29725685
>>29725691

>>29727877
Nice, mate
My Dagi is arriving this Saturday. Pray I can get her in discreetly

>>29729099
They tend to fall asleep in the bath. Which freaks other people out, of course, but they're totally fine.

Adagio reading Aria and Sonata a bedtime story as they relax in the tub. Naked.

I'm going to eat all the dazzlings! Shimmy too!

>>29732404
dazzles are not for edible
shimmer's fine though

>>29732404
I want to eat out all of the Dazzlings.

Hot fish pussy.

>>29722573
I would have been thrown out of the house for something like this.

Also, fuck avocados. That is all.

>>29732369

Doesn't sound too freaky to me. Bad for your back sure, but not freaky-freaky.

>>29732692

For what, fat shaming?

>>29713317
>razzle dazzle page 9azzle

>>29729521
>he hasn't seen the uncropped version

kek...
If this was in response to the OP image.

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This'd look nice as a Dazzling edit.

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And this too.

>>29727877

>"I'm your new roommate."
The two frivolous and vain minis have to learn to live together and share things. It's a bumpy road. Perhaps they prank their owner and frame eachother.

>"Help, police!"

Rarity calls other toys to her rescue and matters complicate according to their personality.

>"My name is Revenge!"

Adagio attacks Rarity and chases her around. Small Soldiers shenannigans ensue. Maybe one of them gets stuck between the couch pillows. Both minis use their surroundings and stuff laying around. Perhaps the owner walks in and stops the fight before things get too serious.

Look up Toyhammer on 1d4chan if you like the idea.

>>29734002
>edit
A few touches of green, and it's there.
Ari-unf.

>>29732735
No just for answering like that, a kinda "you think that was smart or clever" thing. It was a joke, mostly.

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>>29719278
>>29720005
>>29721702
I guess I didn't make them off to be more of cunts than intended and the whole "I owe you guys" thing does seem a bit much now that I re-read it again.
I'll try to do something about that on the next bit.
I also enjoy writing this whole blind anon thing, but there's so many other prompts for this thread and other threads I wanted to get around to doing.
I really wish I could keep my concentration on writing this stuff so I could just be done with it sooner.
I've also been looking at a musical thing for like 8 hours straight and three characters in it remind me of the dazzlings.

>>29734756
3 guesses?
I only need one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLg2VvsFanE

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>>29734782
I have a problem

>>29734782
>song about girls luring someone into a "candy store"
>she can prove she isn't a loser
Oh I'm laughing at the irony.

>>29734655

My family regards me as both a simpleton and an articulate man of wit, so they're used to me saying all sorts of things at supposedly inappropriate places or times. But like I always say, subtlety is for fags. For example there was this one time.

>Be visiting old aunt for a few days
>She also had two sisters from a village visiting at the time
>Both of them dim-witted
>They knew my father and aunt fairly well but not me
>At some point the older one wears an ankle bracelet
>My father the gentleman tries tactfully to point out that ankle bracelets are associated with women of questionable virtue like Wee:^) and that the girl should take it off
>She is too dumb to catch his drift so he starts to describe Geishas
>"And they were like this and that and did this and that. You know what I'm talking about?"
>She didn't. In fact she was blank-faced
>I'm bored
"You mean jap putas?"
>My father makes a grimace but ignores me and continues speaking with the girl
>Once he's done he says "That's what I meant. My son said it earlier, but in an uncouth manner."
"What, jap putas?"

And one other time I was at an amusement park having a conversation with an older friend's wife. She very quietly and indirectly said something about vagina. So to tease her I yelled "PUSSY CUNT BOX FLESH TACO" out loud. She was almost scared shitless. Nobody is big on english around here though so no heads turned. Her son is turning out like me and she's commented that it should be illegal for us to converse unrecorded.

I like to think that Aria has a secret admirer who keeps leaving her love letters and whom she unknowingly bullies. It's okay though because he loves it.

Bump and goodnight mates.

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Dumping some content then off to bed
Night lads.

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And now I'm sad
:^(

>>29736082
Haha I forgot about this one. That's some good stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/J4vZYND.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RuBmbkC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HQENxfo.jpg
Enjoy

>>29736282
>dat art style
More

>>29736272
This artist's does a lot of Heathers stuff too. Thought I recognized the style, then checked the image name tags.

Please more dazzles.

>>29736272
>posted on her dA 8 hours ago.
One of you faggots commissioned this, didn't you.
Th-hank you...

>page 9
NOT TO-FUCKING-DAY

>>29676214

>>29737756
>Fecund
Jesus Chris I forgot about that repulsive word. I don't ever want to use that and "Dazzling" in the same sentence.

>>29737851

I had to look up the word, but it doesn't seem bad. I find the idea of pregnant sex jarring, but a woman being fertile in general is an appealing idea to me.

Or is fecund used to describe a preggo carrying multiples? Because we've explored the idea of the Dazzlings being pregnant with a pond before and it wasn't horrible.

>>29738192
I don't find pregnant women nor the idea of being impregnated attractive, but that's not my issue. I just think the word sounds gross to say.

>>29738205

I dunno, impregnation gives me fuzzy feels. On one hand you're throwing away your freedom and set yourself up for a hard time. But on the other hand it's the ultimate show of love and devotion. Provided it's a choice of course.

>>29738205
>I don't find pregnant women nor the idea of being impregnated attractive, but that's not my issue.
Wh-what? Aren't you going to screech? Won't you REEEEE because you don't like what somebody has posted? Are you seriously and honestly going to drop the issue and agree to disagree? This is such a foreign concept; I've been spending too much time in the RGRE thread.

>>29738205
>nor the idea of being impregnated
you got something to tell us anonette

>>29738221
>I dunno, impregnation gives me fuzzy feels.
Personally, impregnation to me is the ultimate show of love, as you said. My parents divorced when I was young, so maybe this is really REALLY wishful thinking on my part. To me it crosses a line between "I really like you" and "I want to stay with you forever".

But yeah I agree fecund is a repulsive-sounding word and it brings feculent to mind too.

>>29738229

Inb4 Wasp-style impregnation.

hella man pregnant

>>29738241
>Sonata will never jab you with her ovipositor and lay eggs into your abdomen
>Her larva will never eat you alive from the inside out
It hurts sempai

>>29738259

I'd rather I bought her a pig or something to carry the young while I take care of her in her weakend state.

>>29738241
ya wot

Strange, I was just thinking about the word fecund earlier today

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I'm not sorry

>>29738369
Fu

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>>29738369
Why would you do this

>>29736282
Does he have a ballsack?

>>29738783

Would editing it out be considered castration?

>>29738192
>I find the idea of pregnant sex jarring
I find it the closest to my kink short of doing it. and it's not even impossible, just unheard of. now I'm depressed again.

>>29738812
Yes

>>29738232
Blame nature for twisting evolution to make us monogamous. Our bodies and brains get damaged beyond repair if we don't stay together. We're the swans of monkey kingdom.

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>>29739778

Well then...

>>29713832
>>29714466
dazzlefags BTFO, how can they ever recover?

Also, they were the only ones in the movie that didn't know how to and couldn't play musical instruments, sheeeeit. That time when sonata strummed flashes guitar doesn't count.

>>29727877
kevin from AZ, is that you?

>>29740687
>That time when sonata strummed flashes guitar
Singing or no how much you want to bet they're draining him of all his sports car money in exchange for pity sex

I mean they're the next closest thing to Equestrian pussy after Sunset

>>29739337
What the hell is this from?

>>29732656
perfect

>>29736282
he gon get raeped

>>29740895
>The Dazzlings will never corner you and become sexually aggressive
pain is all I know

>>29740895

"With a sword!"

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/specials/the-xtacles-operation-murderous-conclusions/

I do so love the way Sonata is looking at his package though. Something between evil glee and disregard for the living creature it's attacked to.

>>29740627

Insolent imp! You will be singing another tune entirely once my cock enters you. Now spread your buttcheeks for me. I want to look at your puckered asshole.

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>>29740907

You mean like this?
Man, I'd love to see a Dazzling or evil Sunset version of the last panel. This pose was made for the Dazzlings.

http://i.imgur.com/H8AnxVd.png
Enjoy

>>29741763

I've nothing against Wubcake but something about the art featuring her interacting with the dazzlings is slightly weirding me out.

>>29714726
Please stop, my hypnoboner can only get so erect

>>29741590
Only it ends with you cumming inside one of them.

Can I get sauce of thread picture

>>29713317
I wonder if the Dazzlings ever caused a historic event on purpose or on accident?
>Sonata accidently caused the great fire of London in 1666 while working at a bakery and crashed the stock market in 1929.

>>29724967
Why is there not more green of this?

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>>29713317

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>>29741864
She has autism.

Be considerate.

>>29741864
It doesn't matter who's doing. People shoving their dumb OC's in with the actual show characters is flat-out retarded.

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>>29725865

>you laugh at Aria and Trixie’s verbal assaults
>just as Aria gets back into the generator room, she’s swarmed by the horde Trixie gathered and is knocked down
>Game over
>ten rounds
>”Dammit.”
“Never much liked this one. Can I join?”
>”Just don’t suck, ya nerd.”
>Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks
>she hands you the third controller and you turn it on and get signed in as a guest
>Sunset plops down next to you and belches out
>”Count me in as well.”
>Aria stifles a giggle behind her hand
>Trixie snorts loudly
>“HA!! Have you ever played this game before?”
>Sunset smirks
>”I had Black Ops 1”
“How long have you been playing it?”
>”Ever since it came out. At one point I was able to survive 7 and a half minutes in no man’s land.”
>holy crap
>you can barely last 6 minutes there
“Have you played Black Ops 2 zombies before?”
>she shifts slightly
>”No”
>you smile and giggle
“You’ll be fine”
>Aria picks the map
>Buried
>Awesome
>your second favorite map
>hopefully you get the paralyzer
>you all spawn in
>Trixie and Aria stay above
>you take Sunset and head down to the town

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>>29744344
Updated pastebin for your viewing pleasure.
http://pastebin.com/0V6tjSkz

>>29725865
>>”GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!”
>!!!!!!
dont do that

>>29744314
>It doesn't matter who's doing.

I hate OCs as much as the next guy, but I don't much mind them when the drawfags doesn't take themselves seriously and the self inserts are used in a satirical manner. But nah Wubcake isn't such a case.

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>>29744941

I lift for her. She is worth the weight.

>>29744529
The worst is when their OC is in their smut. I found one dude on derpibooru, right? I could tell it was his self-insert OC because the pony's mane looked like human hair, he had glasses, and the girls were all over him. The funny part was, when I blocked all images with his OC in it, his gallery shrunk from 9 pages to 4 pages.

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>>29745016
she's smol, there's not that much weight to lift.

>>29745170
>canon x oc smut

That crap has ruined a fair share of good porn. We all have fantasies in our heads, but we keep them to ourselves. OC smut is a dungball of vanity and forever aloneness. Not to mention how ocs are never fat and ugly like most of their creators are, but that's probably just my autism about accuracy acting up.

This picture would had been great if not for the ocs. The funny part is that the dragon oc reminds me of this playmobil dragon dude, which makes the oc look even more laughable.

https://www.derpibooru.org/803229

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>>29745347
My favourite type is when the self-insert OC has this big, smug smirk while he's fucking (often dominating) some character. As if the artist would ever behave like that in real life. I'll bet you a hundred dollars that if you met him IRL, he'd be the awkward stuttering mess of fat and sweat. There's fantasy, and then there pathetic vanity.

>>29745254

Not if the poof soaks water. It'd be unwise to comment on her weight though. She'd kick you in the shin with her thick boots and bring you down on your knees where'd be able to look down on you. Or maybe eye to eye because she is compact like that.

I'm a bit relieved Dagilet didn't catch on.

>>29745401
>if you met him IRL, he'd be the awkward stuttering mess of fat and sweat.

Hear, hear. This is probably also true for Boss Snikrot and his Rally Flag oc. Judging by his name he is most likely a neckbeard. I'm really tempted to try and draw some gay porn of his eyesore just to fuck with him.

SOME PLAN ADAGIO

>>29738330

Most wasp species are parasitic. They inject their fertilized eggs into another insect. The eggs hatch and the larvae eat their host alive from the inside until it dies and they burst out of it. It's quite the body horror.

>>29746099
Now I don't feel so bad for killing five or six of the bastards trying to make a home on my front porch last week.

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>>29719774
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLg2VvsFanE

The heathers reek of dazzlings. Why haven't I seen This beforehand also i would like drawing like this one buts it dazzlings in their retrospective colors.

>>29746099
yeah no shit

what does that have to do with anything

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>>29746106

Also grasshoppers and cockroaches are cannibalistic. Just in case you thought they are only wicked physically and deserve mercy like God's creatures do.

>>29746417

Wasp anonette would impregnate you.

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>>29741763
>>29744314
Agreed, it's just the [s]autist[/s] artist believing they're so important that they belong in the shows canon.

http://i.imgur.com/j6DIsGS.png
Enjoy

>>29746710
Quite the opposite.

>>29746869

She's dripping all over your good rug.

>>29746731
>failed strikethrough
fuck

>>29747010
How do you even know she's dripping? You can't see shit with that black bar in the way?

>>29747033

Don't take everything so literally. I'm playing with the scenario in order to provoke conversation.

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>>29720469
>We narrowly avoided this timeline
dog bless

>>29746274
I love this old 80's movie!! I didn't think it would be popular enough to be turned into a musical, but the heathers are definitely like the dazzlings dazzlings in a way. Adagio would be chandler, Sonata woulda be duke, and Aria would Be Nakamara.

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>>29746710

>>29746797
hot

>>29745444
Do it you wimp
Or are you just a sniffly dumb neckbeard yourself

>>29714512
That Sonaria reminds me of what I thought the Dazzlings' personalities were going to be when I first saw a picture of them. Something about Aria having twintails and those flashy head ornaments made me think she was going to be the high-pitched, Harajuku-type girl whereas Sonata's cool blue color scheme, singular ponytail, and sharply trimmed bangs made me think she was going to be the more reserved, gravelly-voiced one. Turns out I had them flipped.

Adagio I always pegged for the leader because...big poof.

>>29746274
Saw this on /co/ and how everyone loved the bossy, mean dynamic of the three Heathers. Instantly thought of the sirens back home. It's an obvious connection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOtCGCZKHS4

>>29747563
>are you just a sniffly dumb neckbeard yourself

I'm a...work in progress. Can't draw for shit though, otherwise I would had gone beyond lostdragon and curtsibling.

>>29719774
Fucck that's pretty good

>>29747590
>Adagio I always pegged for the leader because...big poof.

Kinda like a lion's mane.

>>29748352
>big poof
Her bush intimidates Aria and Sonata. That's why she's the leader.

>>29748388

By seeming like she's bigger like animals do.

>>29714466
This. They overused them. Now without their crystals, their bodies must store the magic they collect.

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Why the fuck is the Statue of Liberty looks like Adagio to me?

>>29744314
This.

>>29748540
Eh I kinda see it. It's not super similar, but I see where you'd get that.

>>29748540
Descendants.

>>29747635
Damn this is actually pretty good. I'd love to see more of this.

>>29748540
>"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!"

>>29749322
WE

>>29748540
I can kinda see it

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>>29749931
WUZ

>>29748540
Not Enuff Puff.

>>29750286
How much poof would a poofpuff puff if a poofpuff could puff poof?

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>>29750221
STATUES 'N SHIET

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Still not sorry.

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>>29750375

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>>29750395