>We're not real
>>29709773
I am, though.
>>29709773
How can we not be real if our memes are real?
Has /mlp/ ever had thoughts of dying or fading in your waifu's embrace? Even knowing you're going to hell, those last moments were the best heaven you ever had? You accept death as the only thing you wanted has been met.
>>29709773
>eqg
And nothing of value was lost
Hide thread
>>29709773
You saw him again didn't you?
It's not your fault Anon.
>>29709773
For the time Anon, Flash is not real and its not coming to steal your waifu.
>>29709773
>>29709773
I kinda wanna fuck Flash ever since he became beta.
I'd fuck him if he crossdressed.
>>29709773
He's real in a parallel universe.
>>29709816
Well Flash did touch his pony waifu once and ever since suffers from her being wrest from his grasp. He tasted ambrosia, how will he ever be satisfied with anything else?
I fear for his life, frankly.
>>29710655
Flash can chill at my place if he wants
>diapers in fog
>>29710719
>implying you can fill the whole left by Twilight
>>29710730
hole*
>>29710730
It's more for suicide watch reasons until he finds something to be inspired by again
>>29709884
I think I can work with something like this. Keep the thread up and I'll see what I can do when I get off work tonight.
>>29710855
God speed Anon.
>>29710875
bump
>>29710855
Aright, I'm getting to work on this now. Give me an hour to get something written out.
>>29712267
Dumping what I've got. It's not much, but I've only got an hour per night to work on green. Sorry mates.What have I dug myself into this time.
>Your breath hitches in your throat as the ghostly visage of Flash Sentry slowly fades from your sight.
>You are Anonymous Doe, Staff Sergeant.
>Rather, retired Staff Sergeant.
>You had enlisted straight out of high school, did your twenty years, and got out.
>And now you're on your way to your high school reunion.
>Or you were, before you had seen the ghost of your old friend Flash.
>"You saw him again, didn't you?"
>You felt your wife squeeze your hand, bringing you out of your petrification as you glance in her direction.
>Fluttershy's stare was laced with concern, teal eyes searching your own for an affirmation.
>You let out the breath you hadn't even known you'd been holding, shoulders slumping as she squeezed your hand.
"Yeah. Yeah, I saw him.."
>"Anonymous.. That wasn't your fault."
"...It's been twelve years, Flutters. Twelve years."
>"You never told me what happened, Anon."
>You heave a sigh and squeeze her hand.
"Later. I'll tell you later. Just.. not right now."
>"Anon.." Fluttershy lifts a hand to your cheek, brushing a thumb over it.
"I promise. We still have to attend this damned reunion. Why they're a thing, I'll never know.."
>Hearing you gripe again brought a small little smile to your adoring wife's visage. "You'd better, mister. I'll hold you to it."
>>29712661
I like it.
>>29712673
Thanks. I'd really like to see this through to the end, so I'm going to work some more on this tomorrow.
Being a janitor sucks ass sometimes.
>>29712661
Married to Flutters?Continue.
>>29712749
Keep the thread alive and I'll be able to.
>>29712925
But it's three in the morning, I gotta sleep senpai.
bumper
>>29710014
>implying /ourguy/ would steal waifus
>>29709773
> And that's how I used the chronosphere to get rid of that cunt Flash! Neat, huh