MLP/Incestuous Relationships Thread

>>29709671
Waiting for Flutter Cousin

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>>29709722
Waiting for great great gradmother Sonata.

>>29709722
I'm waiting for that faggot and his Chrysalis story, I want to know what Moondancer brings into the mix now that she agreed to help anon get his sister to eat

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I want Fluttershy to be my hot older sister.

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>>29709752
Waiting for Rarimom

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Nayaa please update the pastebin of 'Fluttershy and Co(usin)' last one was back in August.

You massive faggot.

>>29709722
>>29709752
>>29709763
Waiting for all of these.

You guys don't have any of the pastebins from the old oedipus generals

>>29709752
Waiting for great grandmother Sonata to give Anon a lecture about how things were done "back in my day"

>Grandma Sonata will never wear revealing skirts that show off the bottom of her buttocks

>>29710002
Actually, you know what? It would be pretty funny if one of the dazzlings had old, ultra-conservative puritan values that carried over from their lives hundreds of years ago.

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Great-grandma Sonata is over 1,000 years old, but she will always have the sexy body of a pretty teenage girl.

>>29710139
>"These eyes have witnessed countless battles, Anon, and these hands have been stained with blood."
I like the idea of the Dazzlings serving in old wars.

Can you imagine how many dicks the Dazzlings have milked by now? They probably have great great grandchildren running around everywhere.

>>29710176
Can someone do the math on that?

>>29710139
>Oh, Anon, you don't have to worry
>I'm over a thousand years old, I just look like a teenage girl

>>29709671
>Rarimom will never give you a uninterested handy just so she can get the proper measurements for your clothes.
>Her nimble fingers going up and down while giving an annoyed sigh.
>When you are about to cum she just puts the head of your dick in her mouth while holding your shaft with her pale hand and swallow it so you don't stain her fabrics.
>"Now if I don't have anymore interruptions I can do my measurements. Oh and by the way darling you really need to eat more fruit, girls would appreciate it."

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>>29710303

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>>29710148
>I like the idea of the Dazzlings serving in old wars
Now that's just stupid, women didn't fight on the frontlines or the backlines, their roles in times of war were mostly nursing and production work away from any combat.
Not to mention, considering the siren powers they wouldn't even bloody their own hands.

>Be Wehrmacht soldier.
>Unit has made good progress moving further through the frontlines.
>The enemy has fallen.
>You march through the dead of your enemy, and those of your kameraden.
>The air is sullen, no fanfare to be had from this victory, as you've found out is common in this bloody war.
>It doesn't help that you've heard rumors of three young girls stalking the battlefields, singing sweet somber arias like the coo of doves, causing men to go mad, turning on their own brothers and even themselves.
>What a bunch of crap, you say!
>That's just the enemy deploying fear mongering tactics.
>There's simply no way that all this killing of good men have manifested these- these "Rachsüchtige Hexen", witches vengeful for the women whose fathers and lovers you have killed.
>Anyone that claims to have sighted them have clearly inhaled the poison gas that is used to bring death to the enemy.
>Then you hear it.
>The beautiful voices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPs8oaEVIhM
>Why are you crying?
>Why have all your allies broken formation?
>W-Why are they raising their- Halt. Feuer aufhören! Ich bin du Verbündeter!
>Y-YOU MUST FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE NOT DYING HERE! FROM FRIENDLY FIRE NO LESS!
>M-Mother, Father... what have you done?
>The blood of the vaterland is on your hands...
>Then you see them, three girls, a stark contrast to the grim darkness of war, as if they were flowers blooming in the middle of a dead land.
>They keep singing...
>S-So beautiful...
>Mein Gott.

>>29710450
what

>>29710466

What's got you confused?
It's just a small green about soldiers getting mind controlled into murdering eachother from their point of view.
Just exploring this Siren immortality thing and what possibilities they'd have in war.

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>>29710148
I think you'd greatly enjoy this man's work Anon

https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-piojote

>>29710498
no thanks

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>>29710539
>women in war
>women that almost always, miraculously, manage to always come out on top, never get wounded, and are somehow better than every man on the battlefield
My biggest of pet peeves.

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>>29710565
I like the concept if you factor in the Dazzlings' having eternal youth. They have the capability of training for years and experiencing many battles firsthand without their bodies growing weaker with age. Kind of like Elves in Tolkien or something.

And although I know it really wasn't the cultural norm for most societies, I still really love the detail that this artist puts in depicting the arms and armor he draws.

>>29710565
See >>29710725. It's not ">muh superior vagina", it's getting really really REALLY good at something because you've been doing it for hundreds of years. In the grandma story, the reason they're good at investing and stocks is probably because they've done it for almost a century.

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>>29710725
>They have the capability of training for years.
>Implying that matters after a certain threshold as been reached.
Anon, battles aren't a contest of skill, but instead a contest of reach and speed, they are quick, bloody and might even end with both parties dead.
>experiencing many battles firsthand
That is truly a feat considering they can still die if they are killed and aren't wolverine, but this isn't a good thing, the psychological strain as more and more piles on would be damaging, especially for a woman, heck, by the end of WW2 Lyudmila Pavlichenko, a USSR Sniper with 309 confirmed kills who is considered the best female sniper of all time, still massively underperformed in kills when stacked against the best males, and while she was capable of hanging with the boys, she suffered massive psychological trauma from having to kill so many, showing that she couldn't handle hanging with the boys, mentally.
>without their bodies growing weaker with age
>Implying a healthy man in his sixties can't outperform, physically, 16 year old girls, anyway.
>Kind of like Elves in Tolkien or something
>Implying they didn't die by the dozen.
>Implying the fighters weren't mostly men.
>Implying the rare woman that fought wasn't some kind of hero in Tolkein power rankings.
Also, bows are way harder to use than a sword, it's funny how fiction always depicts women archers when drawing the bow is physically intensive, more so than swinging a blade, especially if you have to hold the draw.
Women would make terrible fucking archers.
I think what makes that anon annoyed with this is that when it comes to combat, men dominate simply by being the superior ones in physique, despite whatever nonsense Hollywood, or "Scientific" articles might say about it.
Only now is the gap closed with guns, and honestly, it isn't flattering in the least how with them, women can now actually be second rate soldiers, especially when children can do so as well for the same reason.

>>29710949
Also, suspend your disbelief a little bit. It's not realistic, but it's a neat idea and entertaining to think about.

>>29710969
This.
C'mon, >>29710725, why isn't your imaginary story about fictional characters from a little child's cartoon television show/30 minute long toy commercial historically accurate? For god's sake, just because they're thousands of years old, come from a world ruled by pretty ponies, used to be giant sea monsters and can use real actual magic, doesn't mean that you can just pretend that the /facts/ don't apply to them. Take your sense of wonder and your imagination and get the fuck out of here.

This was sarcasm. I'm being sarcastic. >>29710969 needs to stop being a stick in the mud.

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>>29710949
>the reason they're good at investing and stocks is probably because they've done it for almost a century.
You can't compare making investments and playing the stock market to combat.
One relies on intuition build from experience and a measurement of intelligence, both things are mental, while the other relies on stamina, dense bone and even denser muscle, size, weight, power and speed before skill and experience; there's a reason why professional women that train their sport have a hard time even against a bloke on the street that never even went to the gym.

Also, can we ease with the Dazzlings a bit? They completely dominated the end of the last thread and this new one is practically Dazzling general 2 right now.
How about some other ponies?

>Mother Chrysalis that satiates her need for "love" through her son.
>Big sister Tree Hugger gets "real clingy" when she's blazed.
>Inexperienced Bookhorse picks up a book on sex, wants to test what it proposes with someone she trusts, namely you, her brother.
>Little sister Scootaloo that practically hero worships you and may or may not have bragged about you being her older boyfriend and not her brother to her friends.
>Pie sister harem out in the quarry. either as sisters or a mother and aunts.

>>29711037
>A certain fantastical element is carte blanche to hand-weave any other conceivable fantastical thing into that reality as well.
I hate this fallacy so much, so you are saying that because the sirens are who they are, it's fine for there to be things like dragons, monsters and known magic in the world?
anyway, you misunderstand my stance, I simply posted what I thought was why that anon dislikes this so much, and it might have turned into what looks like a rant
I couldn't really care less, as long as the green is good and entertaining why should I let reality get in the way?
But if it's to speculate about things, isn't it best to use common sense and reality? It means less asspulling and "it's magic" crap.

>Sweetie!Aunt being jealous of Rarity and wanting to prove that she can be sexually attractive
>"See? You see, Rarity?! Look how far I can shove Anon's cock down my throat!"

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I want to treat Celestia like my little sister and embarrass her in front of all her loyal subjects

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>>29711208
>>Mother Chrysalis that satiates her need for "love" through her son.
Yes

>Big sister Tree Hugger gets "real clingy" when she's blazed.
Also yes.

>>29711249
>That pic
>Worstpone and Worstpone in a sweater

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>big sis treesmoker
>aunt sweetus
>rarimom
w-we've done this before, though, went batshit over ideas and stuff

someone has to put it into words, though

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>>29711208
>Mother Chrysalis that satiates her need for "love" through her son.

OH BOY!

Inb4 >Sundown

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>>29711422

>People complaining about Sundown but remaining radio-silent about Annon

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>>29711422

>lonely single mom Chrysalis
>husband left her for a younger woman
>fucked up her self-esteem, so is clingy and controlling of her son Anon as a result
>relationship is initially non-sexual until she notices Anon becoming seriously interested in girls his own age
>doesn't want her son to leave either, so she gets desperate and decides to do whatever it takes to keep him from leaving
>starts working out again and wearing skimpier clothes
>Anon initially thinks his mother has finally recovered from the ugly divorce and is trying to put herself back out into the dating world, so he's happy for her
>that is until she starts seriously flirting with him
>Chrysalis just wants to be loved

>>29711498
Erection and also sadness

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>>29711566

I felt like incest needed to be portrayed in a sad way in this thread for once.

Magic usually solves genetic issues with inbreeding in greens or there's some other handwavium.

So how about someone who legitimately needs mental help, but doesn't know it, and is trying to use her son to repair her own shattered pride as a woman through sex because she can't help but project her jackass ex-husband onto him?

>>29711208
>Anon & his sister tree hugger fall asleep sitting on the couch watching reruns of 90's CN
>Anon thinks nothing of it, his sister is usually touchy feely 'free love, maaan' anyway
>Catches some zzzz's
>Dreams he's making out with somegirl
>Comes to and realizes he's halfway through undressing his snoozing sister
>Panics and gets up leaving a bit of a rude awakening for treehugger
>"...Shoot, he was so close, man."

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>>29711642

>>29711498
>>29711566
>>29711623
sad, unhealthy incest?
sad, unhealthy incest.

"Mom?"
>Mom looks up sharply from her position on the couch and hastily wipes her eyes with the back of her hand.
>"Wh-What is it, An-non?"
>Oh, god.
>Look at her.
>Her eyes are red... her hair's a mess (green dye job... you guess she misread the instructions on the box or something)
>You can see patches of skin through the holes in her old, worn-out (and favourite) housecoat.
"Oh, mom..."
>You sit down sit down on the couch next to her and rub her shoulder.
>Mom leans towards you and hugs you tightly, sniffling and rubbing her face into your shoulder.
>The last person you should be thinking about right now is yourself, but seeing your mom cry like this is making you feel the most uncomfortable that you have ever felt.
>"A-Anon, baby..."
"Mom, what's the matter?"
>You rub her back.
"What's wrong?"
>"I-I-I... It's just..."
>She sniffles sits there for a second, holding you in silence.
>"Af-after your date with R-Rainbow Dash, I... You're interested in other g-girls now."
>She squeezes you tightly and rubs her face against the side of your neck.
>"Baby, y-you're all I have l-left, now..."
>Oh god, your heart can't take much more of this.
"Mom, no. I'd never... just because I start dating doesn't mean I'll start ignoring you."
>You want to pull away and give your mom a reassuring smile, but her arms tighten and she won't let you move.
>Mom shakes her head 'no' into your neck.
>"I'm n-not sure I want you to b-be seeing her, baby."
>You've got to try and think of a way for her to not see your girlfriend as...
>As what?
>Competition?
>That's a bit fucked up; some other word that means when your mom thinks that your girlfriend/wife is stealing you away from her.
"Hey, why don't we have Rainbow Dash over for dinner some time? You an' me could go through a cookbook and make dinner together, like we did when I was a kid."
>You give your mom's back a firm rub
"Remember?

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>>29711840
>Mom just whimpers and begins shaking.
>Oh god, you fucked up.
>You thought including Rainbow would make mom less... mom-jealous!
>Okay, damage-control.
>What can you say t-
>~kissu~
>You barely feel the first butterfly kiss on your neck, but you certainly feel the next (more firmer) one.
>And the one after that.
>And the one after that.
>You're frozen in shock
"M-mom?"
>What's happening?
>Mom moans a little bit and kisses your neck again.
>You try to pull away from her, but she won't let you.
"Mom, st-stop!"
>Mom's started crying again.
>"P-please, baby," she hiccups, "Let mommy have this. She-"
>She swallows, interrupting herself.
>"I need this s-so bad, baby."
>No.
>You can't.
>You don't want this.
>You want to move but you can't.
>Is this real?
>Her hands roam around your back, rubbing you sensually in ways that put the frantic rubbing and grabbing you experienced with Rainbow Dash to shame.
>Mom's lips slowly paint a trail of lipstick up your neck and across your jaw, and you aren't sure if you feel trepidation or anticipation as she grows closer and closer to your mouth.
>You can feel her hot breath on the corner of your lips.
>MOM's hot breath.
>"I need this, baby," she whispers over and over, whenever her lips part ways from your skin, "Let me have this, please."
>Someone's crying, and you aren't sure that it's just your mom anymore.

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>>29711846
feels or boner

WE NEED A DECISION, MR PRESIDENT

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>>29711846
>>29711840

KEEP GOING.

THIS EXCITES MY SUFFERING BONER.

>>29711866
A feel boner.

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>>29711873

no boner at all

only sadness

>>29711846
So is mom going to leg lock us?

>>29711846
>Mom's hand snakes down your chest and into your lap, and she clumsily fools with your waistband.
>You try to push her away, but your arms are shaking and feel like they weigh a hundred pounds.
"D-Don't do th-that..."
>"Shhh...." she licks your neck, making you shudder.
>"It's okay, baby," she whispers into your ear, her voice no longer sounding comforting and maternal.
>"Just let it happen, okay?"
>Mom sticks her hands down into your pants and starts rubbing your penis
>She isn't gripping it or anything; she's just rubbing it with the palm of her hand.
>"Just let it happen."
>You try your best to think of something else. Not just to keep yourself from getting hard, but you also want to think about something other than what's happening right now
>Anything else.
>Anything but this.
"I-I-I d-don't wanna..."
>Your breaths are coming in gasps.
>Mom finally wraps her hand around your member and gives it a few sloppy pumps.
>Her hand bumps against your balls over and over again.
>"Let it happen."
>Tears leave hot tracks down your cheeks and a searing blush (is it from shame or arousal?) erupts on your face as you feel yourself slowly getting hard.
"Don' wanna..."
>Mom coos and moves to plant a kiss on your lips.
>You try and pull away, but she uses her penis-free hand to wrap around the back of your head and pull you back.
>"Nuh-uh."
>Another kiss on the lips; this one much more forceful, and she tries to push her tongue into your mouth.
>"S-stay here, honey."
>She gives your cock another pump, successfully bringing you to full-mast.
>"Stay here with mommy."
>The next minute or two seem to stretch on and last forever.
>Mom is staring you dead in the eye, tears streaming down her cheeks (with you no-doubt mirroring her) as she pushes her tongue against your unresponsive mouth muscle.
>Your lack of reciprocation must be frustrating her, because she legs go of your dick and grabs your wrist.
>"D-Do something!" she hisses.

>>29712076
>Mom guides your hand to her chest and presses your hand to her breast, forcing you to mash your hand against it.
>"Touch me, Anon," she groans, saying your name for the first time since she began this assault on your body and your mind.
>"Love me."
>Everything is in a haze and you obey her without really even thinking about it.
>Maybe you think she'll stop if you listen to her.
>You just don't know what to think any more.
>A hard nub presses against your palm, and you decide to focus on that.
>Mom hums in approval and returns her hand to your still-hard member.
>"Don't fight it, baby."
>She moves her lips away from your own and has gone back to your neck, seemingly content with suckling on the reddened and tooth-marked skin down there.
>Despite yourself, you feel an orgasm approaching.
>You find a minute amount of strength and try to squirm away from mom, but she holds you tight.
>You try and speak, but you can only make gasping noises. Your vocal cords refuse to make a sound.
>She moves her face close to yours so that she can look you in the eyes.
>"Y-You gonna c-cum, baby?" she asks, her voice quivering, "G-Gonna cum for m-mommy?"
>You think you see a flash of regret in her eyes at the word "mommy", but you might be imagining it.

>>29711952

Of course. How else would she stop us from leaving her?

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>>29712081
ohgod it's hot but also sad

>>29712081
>She rushes back to your shoulder and buries her face into your neck, just like she did when she was crying and you were comforting her a thousand years ago.
>The hand on her breast squeezes involuntarily, making mom moan in such a horrible, sensual way.
>It just might be the worst noise you've ever heard in your life, and you never ever want to hear it ever ever again.
>"Yes..." she sighs, nipping on your neck, "C'mon, honey."
>She presses a tender kiss into your bruised skin.
>"Be mine, okay? Stay with mommy."
>You can't do this.
>You can't do this you can't do this youcan'tdothisyoucantdothisyoucan-
>You gasp and shake as your orgasm peaks and you make a white, sticky mess in your underwear.
>You collapse forward like a mannequin with its strings cut as soon as the last aftershocks of your climax rock through your body.
>"Good boy," coos mom, "You're such a good boy to me, Anon."
>You think you might be sick.

I'm going to stop because I'm pretty sure I'm making this too narmy.
>non-rapey Chrysa-mom will never leg-lock you and beg for you to "fertilize her eggs" and "hatch a clutch"
>Chrysa-mom will never dip into her LARPing days when she gets intimate and use elements from her old DnD campaigns
>Chrysa-mom will never dress up in hole-filled stockings&garterbelt combo for you

>>29712104
Continue this.
I want mom to force me to impregnate her so she can have me forever.

>>29712123
Does Anon develop stockholm syndrome?

>>29712132
Probably.

>>29709671
sometimes it really sucks to be lactose intolerant...

>>29710139
i wonder how long she'd last in the porn industry

>>29712143
>Your sister will never inexplicably lactate
>She will never whine that they're getting too full and that they're hurting her
>She will never come to you in tears, rubbing the dribbling nubs through the darkened patches on her shirt
>She will never beg you to drink from her, whimpering that they hurt so badly
>You will never do your duty to help your sister
>She will have never mounted you in the night while you slept, weeks previous, and made you cum inside
>She will have never forced you to impregnate her
>She will never have begun to produce milk early thanks to a genetic quirk

>>29712123
>Chrysa-mom rides Anon (Anon is starting to get pretty fucked up psychologically and sort of disappears into his mind when his mom has sex with him)
>Chrysa-mom breaks down in tears halfway through, hiccuping and begging Anon to forgive her
>Chrysa-mom recovers after a few minutes and, moaning pitifully, continues to fuck Anon until he comes inside
>Chrysa-mom retreats to the bathroom and cries for an hour

>>29712152
except for lines 4, 6, and 7, this has actually happened to me in a non-sexual way.

>>29712173
Who casually complains to their family that their tits hurt from being too milky? It took me a second to isolate lines 4, 6, and 7 because I'm half-asleep right now. I nearly thought you were trying to say that your sister forced you to impregnate her.

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I feel like I should leave these here.

Sirin' Sirens: http://pastebin.com/M8j69iSD
Chrysa-mom Rapes Anon: http://pastebin.com/CtSiBkAE

IT'S ME, AUSTIN
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

Goodnight incest thread. I'll see you tomorrow.

Sorry for dominating the thread with Dazzlings.

>>29712189
she thought they were too full of milk. she doesn't wear a sports bra when she goes jogging and just plays with her boobs too much.

>>29712208
>it was Pluggo
OH MY GOD

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>>29712209
>and just plays with her boobs too much.
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

>"I don't know man, she just plays with her tits a lot, you know?"

>>29712208
WAT DA FUG

>>29712241
yeah. only know about the playing with the boobs because there was a bruise showing when she was wearing a 2-piece to the beach.

>>29712152
>Sister mounting you in your sleep and making your fuck a baby into her
Fetish status = muh

>>29712104
>just like she did when she was crying and you were comforting her a thousand years ago.
> you were comforting her a thousand years ago
hol up

I was just searching for a green and came upon this, mulp truly needs more Limey green
http://pastebin.com/S2Nab1iK

>>29712208
And the surprise plug with the green for the knockout

>>29712280
You know man I gotta ask, cuz "playing" can mean two very different things. Do you mean she was trying to relieve pressure or massage them because they were sore, or did she have some kinda fetish for tit stimulation and really liked to rub her breasts?

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>>29709671
>yfw you remember frosty is kill and pie sisters is never finishing

>>29712308
actually, she's done both.

>>29712302
oh fuck I remember writing that. Limestone is best sister for incest to happen.

>>29712318
That's kinda hot.

>>29712315
Frosty lives on in our hearts, Anon. And at least he posted a non-canon version of events where Anon and Limestone fuck in the bathroom.

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>>29712302
>who calls their brother 'brother', anyway?
Uh, my sister.

>Anon arrives in Equestria when he is very young
>Is taken back to Chrysalis's hive by a drone who thinks that he could maybe be used as a love source or something; what does she know?
>Chrysalis raises Anon for one reason or another
>When spring rolls 'round and Chrysalis begins to molt, Anon is not allowed anywhere near her chambers
>It isn't until he's an adult that he realizes that he's 3 times the size of a changeling and marches right past the guards and into his bug-mom's room right when it's time for her yearly molt
>Chrysalis is still in the process of letting her chitin harden
>Whatever chemical process causes her to discard her old chitin and grow new chitin also causes an abrupt and drastic change in her personality (hence the reason she didn't want Anon to chill around her bedroom when the time to discard her bugskin comes)
>Chrysalis, who is usually harsh and platonic with him, saunters over to Anon after stretching her back like a cat
>Magically locks the doors and refuses to let her son leave
>Does her best to convince Anon to have sex with her
>"It's been so long since I've sired a clutch of eggs, my little nymph~"
>"I've always wondered what kind of changeling a union between you and me would produce..."
>"Nymph, please. Don't you love mama?"

>>29712369
Does she call you "onii-chan" and ask what you're going to do on the bed too?

>>29710450
Interesting idea, but what reason would the sirens have serve in a war?
The only ones I can think of would be if they had monetary interests in fueling the war, or just to feed on the anger and suffering of the soldiers. Still, it seems like it wouldn't be worth the risk to actually go into a battlefield. After all they could still get killed if they accidentally got shot or blown up.

>>29710198
How would you even calculate that?

>>29712424
Maybe they have regenerative powers. Some people are unlucky enough to lose a limb in an accidently purely by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and that's when they live only 70-ish years. What are the odds of three separate people avoiding all these little unforeseen pitfalls and making it through 1000 years completely unscathed, without any loss of limb or scars or anything like that?

Regenerative powers is a cop out, but the sheer number of accidents and serious wounds that they're bound to encounter eventually just by living their lives would have to show, but they don't.

>>29712369
My sister never calls me brother directly. The only time I've ever heard my sister say "brother" in front of me was when she was introducing us to her boyfriend: "That's my little brother."

>>29712420
Close, she used to try and tickle or poke me to no avail.
>"..Yeah, it doesn't work like that, retard."
>Start poking/tickling her
>'ohmygawdbrotherstopstop!'
>"What now, punk?"

>>29712429
I vaguely remember some guy saying that his GF tfw got drunk and told him that she fucked "like 200 guys". Some guys on the internet did the math (average length of dick, average number of thrusts to climax, average number of partners per week over the course of X years to achieve the alleged 200 lovers) and calculated the number of miles of cock that had entered her vagina. The number was higher than you would think.

>>29710450
>serving in old wars

>Hitler was actually Sonata with a fake mustache.
>Genghis Khan was actually Poof with a dildo and a wig.
>Aria actually did a pretty good job and so no one remembers her war nowadays.

>>29712449
>tfw you've only ever heard your siblings acknowledge you as their brother (and themselves as your brother/sister) a handful of times; low enough that you could count the occasions on one hand
>tfw you sometimes almost forget that you're even related

What a wild ride this thread has been

>>29712315
feels bad man.jpg

>>29712145
I bet the sirens would be hugely successful in the porn industry.

>>29712442
>Maybe they have regenerative powers
That certainly seems plausible, but it wouldn't do them any good if they got shot in the head or blown to tiny pieces by a mine or bomb.

Going into an actual battlefield would be an enormous risk, and one not really worth taking if your goal was to live for thousands of years.

But yeah, I could totally see them regenerating the occasional lost limb.

>>29712466
"I'd, like, kill for some juice, right now."
>People: "Yeah! Let's kill the jews! Heil Hitler!"
"Ye... wait, what? That's not what I said!"
>Everyone runs off to kill jews, shouting "Heil Hitler!"
"Wait!... ooh, is that a taco I smell?"
>she runs off looking for the taco and forgets all about it

>>29711233
>Anon appeared in Equestria before Celestia was even born.
>The only problem being he was just a baby.
>He was raised by the same mother and father that would later raise Luna and Celestia.
>When he turned two his first sister was born.
>Thousands of years later he's still alive.
>The only thing is he went missing.
>He was caught in a blizzard near the crystal empire and nobody could find him.
>Skip to present day.
>Be Shining armor.
>You're exploring the frozen wastelands for a missing squadron.
>They were sent out a hours ago for a quick survey to make sure nothing was near the empire that shouldn't be and haven't returned.
>It shouldn't have taken them more than a couple of minutes.
>You keep trudging through the snow before you see them.
>For some reason they have something with them too.

>>29713065
Go on...

>>29713088
Morning. If no one picks it up, I'll continue in the morning. Just don't let that stop anyone please. I am not too good at writing.

>>29712424
>but what reason would the sirens have serve in a war?
Self preservation.
Remember, they aren't actually serving as actual military, for all everybody knows they're just pretty, young civilians, and we all know what happens to those in enemy occupied cities and towns...
Actively using their powers to protect themselves and their current home, by sneaking into battlefields and making soldiers kill themselves seems like a good way to avoid >rape or death, either that or packing your bags and moving away, but if done so in the mid 1900s and earlier chances are they'd only be able to keep what they can carry and nothing more, meaning they'd have to start over.

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>>29713341
This, or pretty much just to escape war torn fucked up cities. You're gonna have to trudge through no man's land if you want to get to another country.
>"But civilians can't just WALK into the country the country they were in is at war with"
I assume the whole siren charisma and mind manipulation would let them bypass the border guard quite easily, even if they didn't make him go crazy and kill himself.

Anyone notice how we're making the Sirens increasingly Eldritch as we go along? I love it.

>>29713341
That would assume they lived near where the war was going on in the first place.

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>>29713404
When you're a thousand years old you're bound to be in one of the countries that goes to war, knowing how common it was to have 'em back in the day.

>>29713407
True, I suppose. But still, it would be wiser to avoid the battlefields and employ safer methods. Pretend to be regular civilians as much as possible and catch the enemy by surprise.

>>29712208
I just read the Sirin Sirens, its funny, but no lewd. For shame.

>>29712104
>>29712171

I imagine a non-rapey Mom Chrysalis would be pretty similar to this one, only perhaps in a better headspace due to realizing her own issues earlier and getting help. Potentially tries to start dating again?

But instead Anon is the instigator here. He gets jealous when his mom starts dating again, because he's used to her needing him for emotional support all the time. The divorce screwed him up pretty bad too, and is convinced that any man would just hurt his mother like his dad did. However it's not like he doesn't want her to be happy.

So rather than rape, Anon secretly sabotages her dates and attempts seduction.

Still unhealthy incest, only Anon is the Yandere instead of Chrysalis.

>>29713654
I like this idea.

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>>29713654

>>29711208
>>Little sister Scootaloo.
>She tries way too hard to sound cool and sexy like the older chicks she sees around Anon's age.
>Her flirting is filled with inaccuracies because she understands fuck all about sex past the point of "he puts his thing in my butt and it feels good."
>She doesn't even realize her basics are wrong.

>>29711208
>>Mother Chrysalis that satiates her need for "love" through her son.
It'd be cool if she transformed into and pretended to be his girlfriend.
>Oh, that's a cute girl you brought over, Sweetie. Wanna run upstairs and wash your hands for dinner?
>you do
Hi, honey. Uh, where'd my mom go?

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>>29713762
>>29713801

>The front door opens
"Hey, Mom."
>"Anon? You're up late?"
"I was working on a project. So how'd your date go?"
>"Ugh, terrible. He totally stood me up! I waited over an hour for him to show up, and he wouldn't pick up when I called!"
"Well that sucks. Maybe the next guy will work out?"
>"I hope so, Anon. I've just been having the worst luck with men lately."
"Hey, I'm still here aren't I? Want me to make you something to eat?"
>"No, it's alright. I'll just heat up some leftovers. You've stayed up late enough."
"It's no problem, Mom. You deserve something nice after a series of crimmy first dates."
>"Maybe... Oh why not? Just remember to get up on time on school tomorrow."
"I'll be fine. Tonight, I just want you to feel special."
>"Heh. Thank you, Anon. You're the best son a mother could ask for."

>>29713856
>"Oh Anon, I'd let you pee in my butt to make me preggers any day."
"Scootaloo, I'm trying to eat breakfast."

>>29713859
>"Yeah, uh... I don't know. You'd better hurry up and show me your dick before she gets back."
"I-Is this what happens on first dates?!"
>"It does for me. Now drop'em!"

>>29713864
>>29713878
>Anon and Chrysalis keep trying to sabotage each other's romantic relationships to get the other to start depending on them
>Anon makes sure that the guy his mom is waiting for never shows up
>Chrysalis scares Anon's girlfriends into silence and comforts him when they seemingly ditch him out of nowhere
>When they eventually mutually discover that they've been fucking each other over, it's like the ending of an episode of a sitcom
>They catch each other in the act, stare at each other in silence (to give the audience time to laugh), have that "did you do the bluh" "that was YOU?!" reaction, look at each other all incredulous, and then they laugh and hug each other
>Audience "Awww"s, fade to black
>Then the sound of springs squeaking starts

>>29713884

See, THIS I can fap too.

Because it's funny when they're both crazy.

>>29713894
Kek

>>29713884
Green?
I want to start a family with Chrys-mom.
>She will never leglock you and tell you;
>"I don't want to be just your mother I want to be your lover, give me a child."

>>29713965
It'll be called "That's My Chrysalis"

>>29713984
>>29713965
>>29713884

>the comedic incestuous misadventures of a teenage boy and his mom

Fund it

>>29713965
>Your mom (you know, the one named after her grandmother from the old country and with a mild obsession with the color green) will never wrap her arms around you and crush you against her chest
>She will never leglock you with her powerful thighs and demand that you give her your babies
>She will never pant and moan as you twitch inside of her
>She will never give you the sweetest, most passionate kiss you've ever experienced in the afterglow
>She will never stroke your cheek with the back of her hand and assure you with misty eyes that you'll be a wonderful father
>You will never fall in love with her

>>29713856
>Little sister Scootaloo wants to know how to masturbate but is too embarrassed to ask mom and dad
>Goes to older brother Anon for help
>Comes back over and over claiming to have forgotten what Anon showed her and asking for him to demonstrate again

>>29714023
Do you think mommy Chrysi would have sensitive tits?
Or would have a face fuck fetish?

>>29714051
>Anon sits her in his lap and plays her like a Sitar
>One hand on her developing chest
>The other down below

>>29714075
>One day Scootaloo surprises Anon by twisting her neck around and trying to kiss him on his lips

>>29714059
Oooh, good question. She's a pretty devoted mother, so I'd say face-fuck while she's still not pregnant. She doesn't want to risk a lack of oxygen hurting the precious cargo growing inside of her tummy. And staying in line with the 'devoted mother' thing, her tits probably balloon up as the pregnancy progresses. Sometimes she wants you to feed from her and can almost reach orgasm from nipple-stimulation alone, and other times she'll go shirtless around the house because her breasts will be too sore and she'll bat your hands away if you try to go in for a grope.

>>29714059
>>29714099
>>29714023

Stop, I can only get so erect.

https://derpibooru.org/1259434?q=artist%3Asundown%2C+pregnant

>>29714099
She also probably wants you to do anal when she is pregnant too. Just in case it won't harm the baby.

>>29714059
>She will never demand you to face fuck her after a stressful day at work.

Chrysa-mom would probably get really lovey-dovey after she confirmed that the pregnancy took. If Anon weren't already sleeping in the master bedroom with her, he will when she gets the news.

Pregnancy gives Chrysa-mom cravings for peculiar tastes. Specifically for the tangy flavour of your cock and balls

>Pregnant Chrysa-mom will never bury her face in your crotch and be perfectly happy to give your balls a tongue bath

>You want to stop at 2 babies
>Mom wants more
>Neighbors are starting to give you looks

why can't it be Anon who takes the initiative?
it's always the sister, aunt, mother, cousin that jumps his dick first

>>29714315

Well that's what was suggested here >>29713864 >>29713654

But then people turned it into mutual attraction.

>>29714315
Anon is a self insert, bub.
Do you really think people on /mlp/ are at all alpha enough to go for shit?

>>29714315
Because Anon is self-insert and most people wouldn't risk tearing their family apart by instigating a sexual/romantic relationship with a family member.

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>>29714315
>>29714370

Shit, I have to try writing a green were an Anon is actually up front with his attraction and takes charge, sounds like a perfect break from the norm.
Though I think the reason why Anon doesn't take the initiative, is because it makes it more palatable, as in, doesn't seem so creepy or >rape if they aren't the ones to initiate it.
Dubious consent is a precarious thing.
>>29714428
>Implying I actually want to fuck family.
>Implying a lot of anons here aren't just simply drawn by the taboo and their indulgence is strictly in the realm of fantasy.
Come on, now.
Anyway:
>>29711208
>>29711249
I'm gonna post some Tree Hugger lewd in a bit, just gotta run it through one last reread for any mistakes.

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>>29714457
>Tree Hugger lewd

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>>29714457

>Be Anonymous playing vidya in your room.
>Some For Honor.
>Going Deus Vult, of course.
>BUT...
>"Aanon, bro, like, play that game... you know? Like, that game with the piñatas."
>Fucking hell, your sister's been toking again.
>She lets herself into your room, bringing with her the smell of woodstock, and plops down on the beanbag.
>She's wearing nothing but a large shirt and her head cloth.
>Her eyes are lidded and red.
>"Maan, what is that? Like, what's with all the violence? Knights, Vikings, Samurai... like, maan they all need to chill out..."
>You roll your eyes as you parry an overhead strike and proceed to visit upon the weeb the wrath of God.
"... Like, peace and love, forget securing a future, lets all just sit around, smoking the dank shit and talking it out..."
>You were being sarcastic.
>"Right on, lil' bro, right on."
>It went right past her head.
>Not even a minute later she's already talking again.
>"When did you, like, start playing all these violent games, man? Like, don't get me wrong, it looks and sounds pretty rad, but, maan, whatever happened to the times when we, like, played Crash Bandicoot?"
>She leans forward.
>"Duude, lets play that."
>What?
>Is she gonna make you break out the old PSOne for t- of course she will.
>Of course you can't really fight it, it's pretty great to see that goofy smile of hers.
"Tell you what, you let me finish this game and then I'll bust out the old fun machine, we'll have ourselves a Crash marathon."
>Her reddened eyes go wide.
>As wide as being half lidded can be considered wide.
>"Righteous, like, I'mma go get some snacks, gotta get ready."
>She rolls off of the beanbag with a giggle, before actually standing up like she was supposed to in the first place.
>The match wraps up around the time she leaves, so you get to work pulling out the well maintained grey console and setting it all up.

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>>29714537

>Shame you don't have a CTR TV anymore, shit's gonna look blurry as fuck.
>You take out the old official disk holder and pop in the first game.
>Tree Hugger returns, practically juggling the entire pantry.
>There's bags of chips, some pastries, twinkies and the like, a box of cereal along with cookies.
>Then there's the soda...
>She plops back down on the beanbag and sets everything down.
>"Start it, bro, I call, like, dibs on the first level."
https://youtu.be/LcMxNjrXfv0
>She pulls out a bong from the assorted mess of a corner store shelve that is that pile of food and lights it up.
>"Wanna, like, take a puff, lil' bro?"
"No thanks."
>She nods sagely.
>"All good man, like, you do me and I'll do you."
>What?
"Isn't the saying "You do you, I'll do me"?"
>She mulls it over, before laughing.
>"Dude, that's, like, self love right?"
>Dude, weed lmao XD Kill me
>You just pass her the controller.
>
>A couple of hours pass by.
>Your sister lazily makes her way through her levels, enjoying the colorfulness and jamming to the soundtrack, while the completionist in you makes sure you complete your levels as best as you can.
>You forgot how hard this game could be...
>The two of you share the snacks and talk in between levels.
>"You thirsty?" Your sister holds out the two litter soda bottle, a noticeable dent in it's contents already visible.
>Does she want you to drink straight from the bottle?
"I don't know if I should, who knows where your mouth has been."
>"Maan, why do you have to go there? Like, free love and everything, but your sister cares about her health, man."
>Huh huh, forgive the skepticism towards the walking 60s hippie stereotype, not to mention that while you might be inclined to trust your sister, you don't trust her stoner friends.
>Passing that blunt between chicks that might be loose enough to put out to their dealer for free weed can only end badly.

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>Shit, things are getting awkward.
>You take the bottle while your sister grins.
"I swear, if I get herpes from this..."
>"Pfft, like, screw you too, man."
>Once the first game is done, you waste no time popping in the second.
https://youtu.be/22Bz1d5h7uM
>"Duude, I forgot there were jetpacks in this one! Like, dibs on those!"
>You two play rock paper scissors for who gets to play the first level.
>You lose.
"Hey, don't forget to not break any crates."
>She looks at you like you grew a second head.
>"Watchu talking about Anon?"
>Oh right, she doesn't know.
"Just do it."
>"Alright, alright."
>You watch as she sticks her tongue out and skips the entire level.
>Come the end...
>"Duuude, is- is that a blue gem? Duuuude! Secret gem on the first level for, like, not breaking any boxes... the world is such a righteous place."
>Now kill yourself and do the level normally.
>Crash 2 is your jam, you still know all the secrets.
>
>https://youtu.be/n-go-duXKm4
>"Aah, that red gem was always so uncool, like, it's just there taunting us, ma- ho-ly crap, that's a high jump..."
>Come on...
>This is a tricky one, give it to daddy...
>You do the dash jump + Belly flop combo under the red gem a couple of times, the secret is in the position and direction of the flop.
>"Duuuude! You got it! Like, duuude!"
>She looks like you've just rocked her world and blew her mind.
>The rest of the game goes the same as the previous: Tree Hugger, breezes through her levels, while you complete yours while enjoying her bouts of "dude" when you show her how to get certain gems.
>After a couple of more hours, the snacks are gone and the game is finished.
>You let the credits play out while you stretch on your bed.
>Well, this was a way to spend a Saturday afternoon you guess.
>Tree Hugger yawns from her spot on the deflated beanbag, but she seems pretty content.
"I can keep going way into the night if you want to finish up the trilogy."
>"Nah, man, I've had my fill of radical marsupials."

>>29714537
>the smell of woodstock
>tfw your sister has the stench of 200,000 unwashed wastes of space

>>29714549

>"Say, Anon, you don't, like, have a girlfriend do you?"
>You sit back up on the edge of your bed.
>This is a weird line of questioning all of a sudden.
"What gave it away, the fact I'm spending my weekends in my room?"
>"Dude, chill... was just asking, man, there's no need to be, like, sending out those bad vibes."
"Don't see why that concerns you."
>She rolls off the beanbag again, but this time doesn't get up.
>"It kinda does."
>What?
>With her eyes still lidded and with a smile, she crawls up to you.
>She places herself between your legs.
"What... uh... what are you doing?"
>She gives you an endearing smile from her position on the floor.
>"Ever wondered what it would be like to have, like, a girlfriend?"
>You don't see why this would matter, you have your 2D waifu in your heart.
>You stiffen as she runs a hand through your thigh.
>You look down to see your stoner big sister giving you a sultry look behind those lidded eyes.
>Boner, what the fuck!?
>You try to get yourself under control.
"Tree, you're high as a kite, go sober up."
>She chuckles.
>"My high peaked hours ago."
"Then why are you tugging at my pant leg?"
>"Well, today was a good day, like, it's been so long since I hung out with my favorite bro, man. Eh, "broman", that's you. And like, why not treat him to something nice?"
>You try to ride up the bed and keep your distance.
>Whether because you are disgusted, or so aroused that you're scared you might do something regrettable, you don't know.
>She props herself up and rubs your raging semi through your pants.
>Oh, God Boner, why!?
"C-Can you hear yourself? I'm your b-brother."
>"It's true, but like, who cares man? Just because we're related we can't, like, love? That's not righteous."
"There's sibling love and then there's... this!"
>"Love is love, man, as long as we aren't hurting anybody, why shouldn't we, like, be allowed to express it?"
>Wait, we?
>"I've felt you sending me some vibes, man, some not so brotherly vibes."

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>>29714557

>Well yeah, your sister is pretty damn hot for a stoner, she has that free spirited, mother earthly thing going on, but you're past that.
"That was a few years ago, in my defense I'd have fucked anything with or without a hole."
>Hormones hit you hard.
>"Hmm-hmm, and like, you didn't happen to steal some glances, wondering if I was wearing panties under this shirt, right?"
>...
>She leans in and cups her mouth with a hand.
>"I'm not wearing any."
>She sits on her butt, her legs tucked to her sides.
>She grabs the hem of the shirt and lifts it up, exposing her soft belly and-
>Her red bush.
>"See?"
>Dick status: MUH
>"Oh, I got you all stressed out, huh? Like, why don't I help you with that?"
>At this point, you don't care.
>Your brain is running with whatever Tree Hugger said.
>Something about peace and love?
>Some hippie crap.
>You scooch closer to the edge of your bed.
>She closes the gap and playfully undoes the button on your pants and unzips them.
>There's a kind of seriousness hidden behind that smile as she tugs your pants and underwear down to free your stifled erection.
>"Whoaa, dude, you're, like, really pent up."
>She wraps her hand around your shaft and gives a few slow pumps.
>Your breath catches.
>You're really doing this...
>S-Shit, good thing your parents are out for the weekend...
>Your cock achieves full mast.
>...
>You reach for the remote and turn off the tv.
>You don't want Josh Mancell doing the background music... God that would be horrible...
>Tree Hugger leans in closer, practically burying her face in your junk.
>You feel her warm wet tongue licking the base of your cock.
>She climbs up the shaft, her lidded eyes locked onto yours.
>She playfully blows air onto the head, giving it a light kiss, her moist lips trailing the bit of pre that was gathering on it.
>Then she does it, she wraps your cock around her mouth with a "hmph~".
"F-Fuck..."

>>29714562

>You feel her tongue still licking you inside the wet confines of her warm mouth, while she fondles your balls.
>You roll your head back at the pleasure she's giving you.
>Soon the quiet room is filled with the lewd wet sounds of your moaning sister sucking you off earnestly.
>She often lets go of your cock with a wet pop, to ask you how she's doing, which seems redundant when you can barely form a coherent thought that doesn't involve your dick being back in her mouth.
>At a certain point, one of her hands left you.
>Trailing down her stomach and finding it's way onto her pussy.
>"Ahn~, f-far out... like, I've been meaning to just let go and... just, like, let love run its course..."
>With a hand down between her legs, she starts taking your length deeper!
>You bite your lip.
>Your hips start moving deliberately.
>She gags for a moment, but finds her stride, she leans forward on her hand and lets you use her mouth as you desire, all the while, still fingering herself.
"Shitshitshit..."
>You're getting close...
>Your sister tries to say something through her mouthful of dick, but you can't understand it.
>In fact, the vibrations only serve to bring you closer to the edge!
>You hope she was trying to say "like, blow your load inside my mouth, anon." because that's what you're about to do!
>You pull her dreadlocked head towards you as you thrust as far as you can.
>You lose your sense of self for a split second.
>Tree Hugger, proves to be a master of her gag reflex as she takes your entire shaft, her lidded eyes never leaving your face as cum gets directly sent down her throat with every twitch.
>Soon enough she pulls out.
>Too soon.
>Your dick spurts some spunk on her cheek as she swallows, before it slowly deflates.
>"Dude... Like, a little warning next time?"
>You're completely dazed, but not enough that you didn't pick up on that last line.

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>>29714569

"Next time?"
>"Why not?" she's still licking you, cleaning you completely with her tongue while she speaks. "Didn't you... like, like it?... I love you, lil' bro... I wanna be with you, man... like this."
"We're family, isn't that wrong?"
>"That's, like, your opinion man." She wipes the wayward cum from her face with her shirt. "But, I'm not gonna force you... if you, like, feel lonely or in need of some good vibes, like, just say so."
>She gets up from her knees, she gives you a peck on the cheek before stepping back.
>"Who cares what others think, man? Like, embrace the love, that's how you find the rainbow connection..."
"You crazy stoner..."
>She yawns and gives you a lidded goofy smile, the kind of smile you wouldn't expect from someone who just deep-throated somebody.
>"Enabler."
>She leaves you to your own devices, probably to go sleep or something.
>You just lean forward and press your hands onto your face.
>Free love...
>Like incest wouldn't still be illegal.
>Then again, she isn't really an upstanding citizen... while possession and recreational use of marijuana isn't really top tier crime, it still is.
>You look down and notice a small clear puddle on the floor...
>You also notice the pile of garbage she left around the beanbag...
>God fucking damn it.

/end

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>>29714562
>>29714569
>>29714573
that was pretty good

>>29714315
This.
I blame /rgre/fags

>Ywn tease your thicc weaboo lil' sister.
>Ywn tell her emogirls are hot.
>Ywn find her incestuous doujins.

>Ywn laugh at your big sister's height
>"6' 6'' and can't even have a boyfriend?"
>2tall4me
>Swn cry when you call her Biglestia.
>Ywn send her your "personal collection of videos"
>Swn recognize half her classroom.

>Ywn be your friendless bug-lover sister's date prom.
>Nobody in this party knows you, why not?
>Swn spend 2 hours talking about buggos and her bugsona.
>Drinkin' game happens

>>29714562
>"F-Fuck..."
My reaction exactly.

>>29714573

Analplug is that you again?

>>29714650
I'd approve of all of these ideas.

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>>29714598
>>29714652
>>29714654
Thanks for the (You)s and no, I'm not.
I'm that other guy who likes to post stacks of green anonymously.
http://pastebin.com/ykMMLeVa

>>29714573
I need more of this, anyone got any more Treehuger stories?

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>>29714691
>WWritefag

>>29714573
A+ 100% would impregnate my stoner sister

>>29714654
Yeah, sure, I'll take credit for thi-

>>29714691
>Thanks for the (You)s and no, I'm not.

Fuck.

This was really well done, friend. You've got really good flow.

>>29714573
Cumming inside stoner sister pussy when?

>>29714650
>>Ywn tease your thicc weaboo lil' sister.
>>Ywn tell her emogirls are hot.
>>Ywn find her incestuous doujins.
and I just jizzed in my pants

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>>29714573
Oh god, now I really want Tree Hugger to be my big sister.

>>29714774
>"Like, just 'cuz the law says it's wrong doesn't mean that me an' my little bro making life together is immoral. Quit being such a square, mom."

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>>29714881
>"Our vibes are, like, wicked harmonious."
>cue the parents being completely confused.
Unless, their parents were a bunch of free loving hippies too.
>Pic slightly related.
Also, wouldn't Tree Hugger have to stop blazing it for the baby? How would she take that?

>>29715076
She'd have lots of sex with Anon to get those pleasure chemicals flowing.

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>>29715139

>>29714825
>Take advantage of her thicc status and turn to the side to squeeze past her in the hallway
>Make absolutely sure to have a boner before hand
>Press it against her butt as you slide by

>>29714650
I want to tease and frustrate my sister until she snaps and rips the clothes off of me. Then I want to use the sexin' noises my sister and I make all the time to make our mom feel uncomfortably aroused. She'll eventually start shamefully masturbating to the sounds of me and my sister fucking.

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>>29715246

>>29715187
>>29714825
>>29714650

So is the thicc weeaboo little sister supposed to be Luna? Moondancer?

Or someone else?

>your big sister will never discover your hidden stash of porn.

>>29715288
I don't care who it is as long as I can pretend to struggle to get past her in the halls while I rub my junk against her ass.

>>29715324
>Grab her by the hips under the pretence of pushing her away
>Hold her in place
>Pretend that the two of you are just uncoordinated, and that your individual attempts to get past the other just end up blocking each other
I want to listen to her squeal and gasp.

>>29713065
>>29713115
Ugh, you fuckers make me work! Fine, don't say I didn't warn you.
>You approach the squad ready to give them a talking to until you realise what they’re carrying.
>It’s a giant ice block with something inside it.
>It looks like some kind of Minotaur.
>Maybe a missing link or something.
“Come on boys! Put some pep in your step, we gotta get home before a blizzard hits!”
>You call out helping carry the block.
>Getting a better look at the thing inside it hasn’t rotted or anything.
>It was eerie, almost like it was still alive…

>Be Cadence.
>You were talking to aunt Celestia and Luna over a peetzer and tea when a royal scout came in and told you about what Shining and the other guards discovered.
>When Luna and Celestia heard you swear a hopeful look came to their faces.
>Who could blame them?
>A prehistoric creature, frozen in a block of ice in almost perfect condition.
>This was amazing!
>Your only regret was Twilight wouldn’t be here when it-
>*Bang!*
>”Where is it!? Did I miss it!? Is it alive!?” Twilight yells through the smoke of her long rang teleportation.
>Whelp, that’s one regret down.
“No Twilight it hasn’t arrived yet. Don’t worry, I’m sure it will be here soon.”
>”Oh, alright.” A blush turns her face red as her wings ruffle at her side.
>You simply smile and munch on your peetzer.
>This is REALLY good peetzer.
Okay I’m a lazy fuck and probably won’t continue this. So if ANYONE wants to go ahead.

>>29715360
>Be Celestia
>Find your brother
>Become desperately emotionally attached because you thought he was dead and his disappearance caused a bunch of psychological issues that you thought you'd buried hundreds of years ago
>Brother becomes interested in other mares
>Nearly have a panic attack when you realize that he's being taken away from you again
>Desperately try and seduce him so that he'll never ever leave you again
>Step 1: blow him in the morning so that the sensation of cumming will wake him up
>Step 2: get Luna in on this because that means twice the incentive for Anon and half the work for you. Also, Luna perfected a puppy-eyes face when she was a filly that works on Anon every single time
>Step 3: ???
>Step 4: Never lose your brother ever again

>>29715324
>>29715344

True, I suppose that's the most important part

>Anon casually teases his thicc weeaboo little sis, Luna
>knows she'd be DTF having seen the incest doujins she reads, but pretends not to know
>he wants her to beg him for it
>intentionally lets it slip to her that he's into goth girls
>Luna starts dressing in all black and calling herself Nightmare Moon
>makes a point of pretending to struggle to get past her in school hallways when rubbing his rock-solid erection against her plump rear
>"accidentally" leaves his underwear in her bedroom, and secretly listens to her masturbating with it
>by the time Luna finally works up the nerve ask him to fuck her, she's willing to do ANYTHING to get it
>Anon makes her do pet play and other humiliating things, complete with collar, all for the boner-inducing rush of having this much control over another person
>by the time he actually puts his dick in Luna, she's been thoroughly molded to his tastes

Goddamn I got a boner just from writing that.

>>29715324
Something like that happened between me and my sister, except it involved a crowded airplane.

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>>29715432
Not super into humiliation but you've got my boner's attention

>>29715437

I'm not really into humiliation either.

It's more the idea of having enough power over someone to make them do humiliating things

>>29715433
Was it sexy?

>>29715445
>Make her beg for it
>Have her really think through what she's trying to do
>Make her really have to embrace incest before you do anything with her
>She's dripping wet by the time you shove it in and tenderly kiss her

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>>29715445
>I'm not really into humiliation either.
>make them do humiliating things
I shouldn't have laughed.

>>29715478

Eh, you got me there. So I can't complain.

>>29715451
>Was it sexy?
No, it was awkward. She was putting crap into the overhead bins. I was trying to squeeze past her to get to my row. Just as I was behind her, she bent forward and pushed her ass into me.

>>29715508
I can't help but feel disappointed with you.

>>29715521
What can I say? Watching guys fucking their sisters is hot, but I have zero interest in doing anything with my own sister.

>>29715601
I know. I'm not actually disappointed with you, it just seemed like the appropriate thing to say.

>>29715246
>Mom achieves intense orgasm right as she hears her daughter say "You didn't use a condom" and her son reply with "I thought you were on the pill."

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>>29714562
>she wraps your cock around her mouth with a "hmph~"
>wraps your cock around her mouth
>your cock
>around her mouth

>>29715725
What, YOUR cock can't open wide and envelop the head of your mate? It's like you aren't even a terrifying alien.

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>>29715360
You just wanted to do the peetzer bit didn't you?

I got a true story
>Be Anon
>fapping away to porn as usual
>little sister doing her daily shower
>little sister screams in pain
>quickly button up, dick tucked in pants, but not in underwear and still rock hard
>burst into bathroom
>little sister is naked, crying
>ask her what happened
>the razor slipped a little while she was shaving her legs (outer thigh)
>she also keeps herself trimmed down there
>I sit her down onto the toilet (seat is down)
>she sits down so fast, that my hand cupped her breast as she sat down
>I begin to wipe the blood away (very little)
her trimmed bush just inches away from my face
>dick is throbbing like mad
>her shivers causes her big, perky, plump breasts to jiggle with every movement
>the cold makes her nipples as rock hard as my dick was right then
>I wiped up the blood and pressed some toilet paper to the wound
>"You need to be more careful."
>"I am, Nonny. I lost my balance for a moment is all. Thanks"
>"Your welcome."
>I leave and finish my fap session with her image and fresh scent still in my mind

I had never thought about her in a sexual way until that day
she's embodies the perfect woman for me:
she's a redhead
she's a shortstack (5' even)
she has big breasts for her size
she's got a fierce attitude

BUT SHE'S MY HALF SISTER
it's like god decided to play a cruel joke on me

at another time, days or weeks later, she had fallen asleep with her TV on and was loud enough that I could hear it through the wall we shared, I had quietly went into her room and searched for the remote
I couldn't find it
I was lurched over her bed with one hand on the wall so I wouldn't disturb her sleep
she then turned in her sleep and while not wearing a bra, she breasts were there, hanging out and so god damn beautiful, I got a hard on right then and there
I finally found it, she had been sleeping on top of it
so I leaned over to grab it when she kinda woke up, "What are you doing, Nonny?"
(cont)

>>29715972
>HALF SISTER
Problem solved.

>>29715972
>Hunched over sleeping sister
>She wakes up
ur fucked m8

>>29715972
(cont)
"I was trying to find your remote, so I could turn off your TV, again."
"Oh." she grabs it and hands it to me, then turns towards my pitched tent while her eyes were closed, not knowing how close her luscious lips were to kissing my head
I quickly turned off the TV, got out of there and fapped like I never fapped before

I had also just found a hentai too that had the similar situation happen to the guy
it was "tio tio" or something like that
so I imagine that it's me and her in that situation when reading it

>>29716036
Don't waste any time. Go get her, Anon.

>>29715972
>she then turned in her sleep and while not wearing a bra, she breasts were there, hanging out
>Not going back to grab your phone to take pics
You could've added a real gem to your spank bank.

>>29714573
That's pretty hot.

>>29716134
>Go get her, Anon.
tried that, never went anywhere
long story short, we're no longer close as we once were


>>29716148
I didn't have a phone that took pics back then
but I DO have a vivid imagination, so I can see them in my mind whenever I wish

trust me when I say that fantasy never works out in reality

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>>29716179
>tried that, never went anywhere
>long story short, we're no longer close as we once were
What exactly did you do?

>>29716179
Press f to pay respects
>"F"

>>29716179
>long story short, we're no longer close as we once were
such is life

>>29716179
>trust me when I say that fantasy never works out in reality
Well, time to fucking kill myself then

>>29716237
Don't do that. Just dull the pain by posting in this thread and reading happy incest greentext stories.

>>29716248
And alcohol.

>>29716258
That might work too, but probably not advisable.

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>>29716258
>>29716263
Yeah but what kind of nerd would listen to someone on the internet, you should just drink your troubles away

>>29716248
>>29716258
>>29716263
It's my birthday tomorrow, Anon, and I intend to get drunk and browse the incest thread.

>>29716185
she had been caught getting eaten out by her bf by our mother
so once she broke up with him, I told her I wanted to make her feel good in the same way a bf would
asked her not to tell
she told
nearly got arrested (she was 15-16 at the time and I was not)
told them that I was just joking because I DO have a strange sense of humor
they believed it
she goes through men like faster than Rarity
no matter how much I want to be THE GUY for her, I cannot and have to sit on the sidelines while she fucks up her life over and over again

truth be told, I believe it was bad timing because she had been molested by a friend of hers around that time and I didn't know it at the time

>>29716299
Sorry to hear that.
How's your relationship after that?

>>29716248
And fapping to incest pony porn. I wish there was more Zephyr/Fluttershy porn, either eqg or pony.

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>>29716299
>she goes through men like faster than Rarity

>tfw you will never be on the beach with your cute sister Twilight Sparkle
>tfw she will never tell you she has to pee and ask you to come with her into the water and stand in front of her while she pees so nobody can see the water turning yellow

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>>29716351
>pic related

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>>29716366
>pic related

>>29716299
Cuck

>>29716299
oh so shes a massive whore

my condolences

>>29716366
Would you rather:
>Be an Adopted son of the Sparkle family with an attraction to your baby sister
or
>Be Shining Armor

>>29716561
Would this be a humanized/EqG setting, or TS and SA being ponies and Anon being a human?

>>29715812
N-no, no way, I would never. Delete this!

>>29716565
Would you rather fuck your Sister Twilight in front of another Anon or make her fetish fantasy come true by fucking said anon in front of her

>>29716561
I want to be Shining. I want to be 100% blood related to Twilight Sparkle. Makes it unfier.

>>29716599
I'm not gay, so it'd have to be fucking my sister. Unless the other anon was a femanon and my sister really wanted to see me fuck her.

>>29716602
I guess. I'd still rather be Anon and 100% blood related to Twilight Sparkle though.

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>>29716609
>Not fucking the hairy butthole of another anon for your sister's enjoyment.
>Pic related

>>29716639
Yeah, no. That's a bit too much. I could fuck her butthole while she pegs the other anon though.

>>29716561
Hmm, first i have to ask >>29716565.
I'd probably go with son.

>>29716649
Either you bang her for the other anon or bang the anon for her. Don't be a faggot anon. You know you got a lil sugar in your tank

>>29716664
nigger

>>29716702
and proud of it honky

>>29716321
>How's your relationship after that?
distant
we barely say 2 words to each other whenever we do end up at our folks house at the same time, which is also very rare

>>29716334
tis but a joke
in all seriousness, she hasn't been without a bf for more than a week since she was 12 and she really has gone though a TON of them
she's even been married and divorced once and had several miscarriages since then

>>29716467
yes totally a "cuck", never mind the fact that she was underage when I hit on her
I hope she finds the right guy someday
she's been with her current bf for more than a year now, which is a good sign for them

>>29716509
yeah

>>29716366
>"Anon! Nonny, over here! Rub some lotion on my back, 'kay?"

>>29716723
Tbh she sounds pretty disgusting senpai, sorry.

>>29716561
I want to be a self-insert OC who is a blood sibling, because "Anon" isn't a canon character and you gotta improvise unless you want to write a story about an actual show character.

>>29716299
Not to put you down, but that was a creepy thing to say. I'm not surprised she did what she did. That only works when they're vulnerable. It's how I took my cousins virginity,

>>29716780
kek

>>29716761
How about a cousin taken in by his uncle after his father passes away?

>>29716787
I want to make you feel good like your gf anon.

>>29716299
White people.

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>>29716796
>gf

>>29716780
it wasn't exactly what I said, but it was the gist of it
either way, I agree that it was indeed creepy

>>29716810
It means Gay fag Anon

>>29716831
nicely memed

>>29716835
Thank you anon...Now bend over. I wanna eat your ass

>>29716723
Breh. she's like a hollowed out chipotle burrito. Even if she was into the sibling dick, would you still want it?

>>29715725
>He can't cockvore his sexual partner
[email protected]

>>29716293
>It's my birthday tomorrow
Writefags, yall know what to do tomorrow.

>>29716878
at this point, no

>>29716780
>It's how I took my cousins virginity
Tell us this story, anon.

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>>29716952
Yes, what this guy said. Tell us the story.

>>29716903
>>29715725
>>29715745
>ywn hear your sister's muffled, aroused giggles as she slips down into your urethra
Why live?

>>29717067
>Your sister will never drink cum directly from your testicles
End me, famalamadingdong

>>29717140
Existence is truly suffering.

Incest is the only way I can get hard to ordinary women anymore.

>>29717067
>you will never connect your catheter to your sister's, letting her pee into your bladder

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>>29717230

>>29717224
I laughed, and then I realized that this is true for me too.

>>29717230
see
>>29717246
You fucked up with you didn't make it so that you were peeing into HER bladder. My erection is gone now.

>page 8
awnuld why

Role reversal.

>Anon's sister wakes up to the sensation of cumming
>Anon has crawled under her sheets and is licking her pussy
>She wants to scream, but the sheer wrongness of the situation is turning her on

>>29718142
oh my

>>29718142
Neh

>>29718142
>Instead of being like my Japanese animes where the girl walks around in roughly zero clothing, Anon is doing the seducing
>Maybe he plays sports and has a lean body and teases his sister by going around in tight clothes/shirtless
>Gets handsy and starts hugging her a lot more than he used to
>Finally gets fed up with his sister not picking up on what he's doing and sneaks into her bed late one night and gets a taste of her

>>29712336
I thought the same thing about this cam whore many moons ago... saw something i recognized in the background... realize it's the college library... note the numbers on the books behind her... find the source... it's my sister... instant boner killer.

Instant boner killer.

>>29718415
Man, this place's sisters makes mine sound normal.

>>29718451
It makes me glad I don't have any sisters.

>>29718451
Yeah... I'm glad I checked it out first. Was gonna tell her to meet me [i forget where] for some "good times".

>>29718503
I'm glad my sister is only a step-sister.

>>29718451
You know what me and my sister get up to sometimes? Maybe we'll talk about some stuff, then she'll ask me to sweep up a bit, and then we part ways and do whatever it is we were doing before we started talking.

>>29718451
My sister has people thinking she's normal but she's not
>tee hee yeah like whatevs im totes a stacy
>hey..brother...i farted
>"OH MY GOD, GET AWAY FROM ME."
>tee hee, c'mere i wanna hug you, brother
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT"
>[drunk laugh where mouth is agape but no sound comes out]
>"WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK YOU'RE NORMAL, YOU'RE NOT."
>pbbbbt
>that was for you~

I really fucking miss her

>>29718537
my sister and i usually play mario kart or hyrule warriors together.

>>29718511
at least you were able to see the mistake coming.

>>29718539
This is literally my sister except that she stopped trying to get people to think she's normal.

She's like some deranged mix of Audrey Hepburn, Raven Simone and Beavis and Butthead.

>>29718639
Paris Hilton, Sour Sweet, and Mortica Adams.

>>29718639
Mine's a cross between Twilight Sparkle and Elaine Benes. Obsessive, anxious, passionate, and an absolute dork when she isn't being any of those first 3 things.

>>29718683
sounds to me like the perfect girl.

>>29718683
Why aren't you breeding your sister, Anon?

>>29718809
He is... please be quiet while he finishes.

>>29718539
Sounds hot. What happened?
Did she move away?

>>29719105
Yeah, she moved to Oz and got married.

Only get to see her about twice a year.

>>29709671
>Hopping into the truck you wait for Zest to climb in, starting the engine while you wait.
>Zest avoids looking you in the eye she looks very interested in the scenery outside.
>Backing out of the driveway, you soon are on the road.
“So where do you live?”
>”On South East Four Horseshoe Drive, number 435.” Zest answered quickly, staring out the window.
>Great, that’s a good thirty minute drive.
>Sparing Zest a glance, you take in the tension running through her frame and the rapidly developing bruise on her cheek.
>Guilt tears into you as you remember last night and how everything seemed fine.
>The truck is quiet as it rumbles down the road.
“I’m sorry.”
>”Huh?” Zest said, looking at you in surprise.
“About Sunset, and everything else. Do you need something for your bruise? I can make a stop to get some ice or something.”
>”Oh, uh…” Zest looks down at her hands, playing with them before she spoke again, “No, it’s fine. I just- How do /you/ feel?”
“Huh?”

>>29719361

“About what?”
>”Anon.”
>Sighing, you let your shoulders slump down at a stop sign, resting your arms on the steering wheel.
“I don’t know.”
>”What do you mean? I would have thought-”
“Look, Sunset and I have been through alot together, and I wanted-” You shrug your shoulders, “I wanted my little sister to be happy, to have a productive life, and a big family and someone who’ll care and love her for her.”
>”You’re really beat up about this, huh?”
“I think I made a mistake. It felt—wrong somehow. I started to get these weird dreams, nightmares, you know?”
>”They say that when your subconscious knows something is wrong, it’ll try to tell you through your dreams,” Zest said, gently resting her hand on your shoulder, giving you a comforting squeeze.
“Well it’s not all that bad. At least I know why my room smelled like strawberries now,” you said with a chuckle before the light turns green and you’re off once again.
>”Strawberries?”
>Shit.
>You know the laws around here are pretty damn dim on that.
>Time for some HEAVY editing.
“Ah yeah, Sunset would sneak into my bed to cuddle with me while I slept. Usually I’d be half asleep when she’d ask to come in, so I’d hardly remember how she got in bed with me.”
>Zest looks at you with suspicion making you do a double take at her.
“What?”
>”I don’t want to say anything, but-”
“Nothing happened, she’d do that when we were kids because of thunderstorms. Heck, whenever things would get tough or scary, she’d come find my bed for safety nine times out of ten.”
>Zest doesn’t look completely convinced, but she lets it drop, “Well, have you ever thought you’re stifling her a bit?”
>Turning the corner onto the highway, you follow down the exit ramp, thinking over the question.

>>29719367
“I don’t think so? I mean I’ve always been rather hands off with her, letting her make her own decisions. Sure I’ll help out if she asks for it or something. Then there might be times when Sunset has trouble with something and I’ll help too.”
>”How often does she ask for help then?”
>You shrug.
“I mean, not for every little thing, but she does try to involve me with her friends, and she does ask for help when it’s time for chores…”
>Zest, you notice out of the corner of your eye, has her brow furrowed as she thinks.
>”Well how would you feel if Sunset had a boyfriend?”
>That earns a bark of laughter from you as you quickly shoot Zest a mirthful grin.
“Are you kidding me? None of the boys around here are even close to being worth a shit.”
>”Well what about that Flash kid? I heard that she was dating him for a while.”
“Power move. That wasn’t even a real relationship back then, and after- well things changed.”
>”What does that even mean?”
“Priorities changed. ‘Sides, why would you think I’m stifling Sunset?”
>Zest looks back and forth between you and the road before she takes a deep breath, “Well maybe if you weren’t around all the time maybe Sunset might not be so, interested in you?”
“You mean try to get out the house more?”
>”Yeah, you know? If you’re needing a place to just hang for a bit, /I/ do happen to know some pretty cool places at my hometown. I’d be glad to show you around if you want?”
>You hum in response as you focus back on the road.
>Could it work?
>Make things a bit easier on you both if you give the prickly edge of betrayal time to rest?

>>29719374
>You forgive her of course, it’s just…
>How can you trust that an innocent gesture like a hug or a touch isn’t something more?
>You’ve seen the internet of this place. There are fetishes for hand holding for Celestia’s teats!
>Fighting the urge to find some hand sanitizer, you look over at Zest as she seems to have gone back to watching the road.
>You do notice however the side glances Zest sends your way when she thinks you’re not looking.
>Pulling off the highway into Crystal Falls, you follow Zest’s direction as you mull it over.
>”There’s my house,” Zest said, pointing ahead to a rather normal looking house, though you do notice the tire swing in the front yard.
>Coming to a stop in front of the house, Zest starts to open the door when you speak.
“Hey.”
>Pausing halfway out the door, Zest looks back at your call.
“If… if you wanted to show me around some time, I-I wouldn’t mind or nothin’.”
>Shit why is this suddenly so hard?
>Zest’s eyes suddenly widen before a brilliant smile covers her face.
>“I’d love to. Say... next Tuesday afternoon?”
“Uh, yeah. Yeah! Should I pick you up then?”
>”Nah, /I’ll/ pick you up at five!” Zest said looking quite proud of herself.
“You have a car?”
>”Nope!”
>...
“Then how-”
>”I’ll use the bus and then we’ll use your truck!” Zest declares with a finger pointed to the sky.
>...snrk
“You’re a nut.”
>”Hope your not allergic to me then!~”
>Before you can mouth off you feel a soft pressure on your cheek and the door suddenly slams shut, “Bye Anon!”
>Gently placing a hand over your cheek, you blink stupefied.
>That was...affectionate…
>Driving back home you feel oddly lighter for some reason.
>Yeah maybe this wasn’t such a bad idea…

>>29709671
people stopped cucking

>>29719384
>When you walk into the house you go to peek in at Sunny’s room.
>”Oh hey broth- what’s that on your cheek.”
>You freeze in place.
“What.”
>”You’ve got something on your cheek…”
>Raising a hand up you swipe at it before looking down to see smeared lipstick on your hand.
>Oh dear…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHecCiA4uQ8
TO BE CONTINUED…--->

Sorry for taking so long on updates, but I'll try to keep them coming.

>>29719393
top kek anon, have not seen that meme in a while

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>>29719393
TOP CUTE

Zest is a cutie. Too bad we haven't had any inZest yet.

>>29719846
That was a bad pun, I shouldn't have laughed.

>>29718350
>>29718142

See, here's the issue with role reversal in these types of stories.

It doesn't work because of double-standards.

Anon's sister would scream RAPE the moment he actually tries to get sexual with her, his parents would disown him, and he'd get thrown in prison.

Whereas the non-role reversed version would end in sexy times because a girl doing that wouldn't be taken anywhere nearly as seriously.

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>>29720537
>Implying anon's sister isn't as much of an open-minded freak as he is