What kind of things would you do with your waifu?

cuddle her

>>29708546
Ignore this thread because it'll just fill with all of the abuse charts.

Also:
>image

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>>29708546

>>29708558
What's the tag I should use on Derpi to get more of the non-abuse ones?

>>29708558
>image
I swear to god the next person I see who complains about file names, I'm gonna slit their face wide open

>>29708587
How will you do that mon ami?

>>29708587
>she's not real.jpg
There. I did it. Come and get me.

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>having a waifu
>suffering every day for f 2D drawings owned by a jewish toy company to materialize right in front of you
>falling for the "it's all in muh head" meme that makes you look like a schizophrenic fuck

top wew

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>>29708546
Loving things.

>>29708587
It's not about what the filename is, it's about what the filename means.

Image.jpg's come exclusively from mobileposters. Same for 'IMG_' filenames.

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>>29708683
You don't choose the waifu, the waifu chooses you

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>>29708683
What're you doing here then, anyway, faggot

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>>29708683
You don't go window shopping for waifus. It is literal love. If you wanna talk schizophrenic bash the guys with tulpas instead.

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>>29708546
>Last panel
We all know Vinyl is a hit-it-and-quit-it type of pony. That being said:

>Would share music with.
>Argue about music with.
>Grab late nite fast food with.
>Ask for tech support help when setting up Twitch streams.
>Get advice for audio equipment.
>Have lots of flirty and awkward conversations.
>Lots of shoulder punching.

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HURTFUL THING

>>29708780
Please, stop. Could we just have one of these threads with cute stuff. You're not funny. I don't understand why you do this nearly every time one of these pops up.

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>>29708768
I don't believe that. I will turn Vinyl into a housewife, and we will live in a nice house, and we will rape each other everyday and have many babies

>>29708780
So edgy.

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>>29708546

>>29708798
The original hurtful ones were made not for the purpose to mock, but because we like these ponies.

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>>29708683
post this on /a/, I wanna see how they sperg over their waifus

>>29708780
You're the reason people pity nyxfags.

>>29709119
>Vinyl
>Rarity
>Celestia
Why are white ponies the most attractive?

>>29709119
The original was an anime chart which CAME from /a/.

So many newfags, I fucking swear.

>>29709161
What about octavia?
She's grey and still the hottest of all three

>>29709161
Because it's the same color as our skin. Notice how peach and tan colored ponies usually tend to get more porn than others.

>>29708872
>rape each other everyday
something doesn't add up here...

>>29709212
Donkey? She's okay.

>>29708683
>2D
The fuck? Did you see any of last episodes? The cho-cho train and wolfs were quite "le 3D"

>>29709232
Oh but it adds up perfectly
http://pastebin.com/RtGCZKw0
http://pastebin.com/DMpdbbDa
http://pastebin.com/j8TyjQpu

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>>29709212
>Grey
For you

>>29709186
>this complete lack of reading comprehension

>>29708561
>mostly atheist site
>thinks they'll get into a certain heaven

zoz

>>29709438
>mostly atheist site
Implying. Reddit is down the hallway and to the left

>>29709438
OTL

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>>29708546

>>29709624
Muh heart...

>>29709624
>Tfw no pill snorting DJ wife

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>>29708780
Why

>>29708546
Brush her chestfluff.

The same thing we do every night, Pinkie.

Imagine that each other exists.

>>29708712
Give me one valid reason to hate mobileposters.

>>29710727
Mobileposters in general post the worst content because since they're posting from their phones they don't have to worry about a ban or any repercussions for whatever they'd post. Also mobile image quality is much worse.

>>29710727
I don't even understand ehat the deal with filenames is, I post from my Android all day erryday, saving and posting images all the ehile and they maintain their file name. I addume it's somr iphone shit ot somrthing and iphone users should be gassed to be fair.

>>29710761
I have to be on wifi when I post from my phone, if I try from my mobile network I get a b& message because some chucklefuck apparently posted cheese pizza and got it rangebanned long ago.
>mobile image quality is much worse
Are you fucking high or just retarded?

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>>29710761
holy shit, you're autistic as fuck

>>29710761
I post from Mobile and get banned all the time.
I've made some great threads.
I always make sure the images are high quality.

>>29708546
>Rape

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>>29709438
Everyone has some sort of god.

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>>29711689
I feel the same way

>>29708582
Search for [whatever the name of the charts is], -abuse

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>>29708546
Mai waifu is dead

>>29709119
/a/ makes me ashamed to be a mamifag.
I made a thread for jokes about her and they fucking snapped at me she is my waifu to but I can still joke about her.

>>29713310
I stand corrected search for doing loving things (why they don't call it the not doing hurtful things that is writen on the card I do not know)
The abuse charts are tagged doing hurtful things.

If you are enough of a thin skinned faggot that you cannot handle an abuse pic slipping through on ocassion you can also filter out abuse and doing hurtful things but I am sure you just want to find the loving things you do not get triggered by the hurtful things charts right. I am trusting that you are not a total faggot here

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>>29713323
>no hooves
>he fell for the yuri meme
Get triggered and take your anti-male propaganda back with you, Madokuck.

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>>29708768
>Twitchniggers

>>29710022
To quote a post I read a long time ago, she probably snorted powder sugar once to look cool when she was younger. That's it at the most
>>29710357
why the fuck did Capcom think this disappointment of a game was a good idea

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>>29708546
Watch her sunrise overtake a long and winding valley, leaning into body and enjoying the warmth

Take to the dancefloor and be lost together in the orbit of dance

Watch her smile in her sleep and cuddle all night long

>>29713448
>he fell for the yuri meme
The fuck does mami have to do with yuri.

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>>29708768
>>Ask for tech support help when setting up Twitch streams.

>>29713593
>implying Madoka isn't Yuribait : The Show

>>29713667
>>29713593
>>>/a/
>>>/a/
>>>/a/
Madoka wasn't even that good btw, 7/10

>>29713679
1/10*, now run for cover before the yuricucks get triggered

>>29713695
The action alone makes it at least a 4.

>>29714081
No it's shit. Just admit you like it because you want to watch your wife get fisted by a lesbian.

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I would go out for a walk at night with her, talking and smiling, then coming home to snuggle in a comfy bed together as her moon shines through the window.

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You can love a pony all you want.
But a pony can never love you back.
Because they aren't real.

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>>29714480
anon why must you do this to me

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>>29714490

>>29711859
Bug queen did nothing wrong

>>29708546

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>>29713667
Bump while I write something showing you how wrong you are.

>>29714480
Why you post this. Too sad!!

DELET THIS!!

>>29719223
I shit all over your hopes and dreams.

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>>29714480
STOP IT!! I DONT WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH

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>>29708683
>Not forcing your waifu to exist by creating a tulpa

>>29720830
Here's some more: your mama never loved you.

>>29708587
Those image names signify mobileposters, which are a persistent cancer of this site. They're worse than summerfags because they're here all year round.

>>29710826
Cancer.

>>29708798
I'm almost positive it's not the same guy every time.

>>29720875
This site itself is persistent cancer. Someone posting from their phone is the same amount of cancer as someone posting from a computer