Reminder that pony watches you while you sleep. So you better pet her

>>29707840
Claimed as waifu.

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>>29707840
Maud is a miracle of the universe.
>tfw no Maud gf

>>29707840
She make sure I'm oh ok.

>>29707840
Reminder that Maud sucks on you while you sleep, and makes you cum into your blanket and sheets.

>Maud watches you while you sleep
>Learns your breathing pattern
>Can tell your emotional state from your breathing alone

True waifu material

>>29707840
I imagine her being quite the trip to be in a relationship with.
>you're chillin in the front room watching some shitty Chinese cartoons
>Maud comes trotting into the room and stops right in front of you.
>"I'm horny, Anon."
>"Yeah, I'm sure there's more rocks in our neighbor's yard-wait"
>Before you can process what she said, she's already working on taking your pants off
Basically 0 sublety whatsoever.

>tfw Maud will never gently dom you and make you her pet
My sadness is very big.

Wonder what she'd say if she saw this thread or maud general.
All these horny anons worshiping the little awkward silence generating rock pone

>>29710941

I have a genuine fear that if pones for some reason magically showed up and I ended up as that lucky guy who'd make first contact, I'd have to worry about them finding out about all of our porn of them.
Especially the foalcon.

This shit keeps me up at night.

>>29710978
Cmon you're a big guy

>>29707840
does sex count?

She's just keeping me safe and watching out for dangerous rocks, right?

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https://soundgasm.net/u/fishsgoespokpokpok/Maud

Her voice is so mesmerizing.

>>29707840
if she wants to be petted while i'm asleep, she needs to crawl in bed with me

>>29710978
you know they have porn of us too, right?

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https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/album/just-rocks-for-maud-pie

>>29710743
That's some yandere shit right there

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Reminder we're getting another maud episode in S7

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>>29713296
If you truly love someone then you should be able to pick up simple clues like breathing pattern, muscle spasm, spiritual channel and even smell to be able to help your loved one or to have a clue of what your love one may need/want (i.e. sexual release, emotional support, etc.)

Maud being the good wife she is, would be calculative (not the bad kind, more like the loving kind) of you to be make sure you are safe and happy.

>>29713638
I wonder what they're going to do that haven't already seen.

Also Limey episode when.

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>>29715011
never probably

although it would be funny if Limey got one before Celestia