what job position is she applying for?

She wants to be on top, obviously.

>>29706875
some bitch looking for a betacuck orbiter

might be your lucky day, OP

>>29706895
Makes sense, seeing how she goes after Sunburst. Beta cucks with a high position on the royal court seems like her cup of tea.

>>29706895
>>29707027
It makes me sad to see that the cuck cancer has reached /mlp/ now too.

>>29707046
I filtered the word a long time ago. Fuck moot for ever making that a thing.

>>29706875
Worst character.
She got the job.

>>29707096
It wasn't exactly him who made it a thing though, it was the newfags who turned the word into the new "faggot" when people started making fun of him for his 3dpd issues

>>29706875
I'd like to apply for the position of her chair.

>>29707096
>I filtered the word a long time ago.

Thanks for reminding me that the filter exists, I think I'll start filtering it now too.

>>29707111
Do you not remember when he obliterated /pol/ about a month before he fucked off? Thats when the shitshow started.

>>29707155
I thought that it was already a thing by then
The whole [trigger warning] thing was just retaliation because he was buttmad

>>29707163
Maybe thats when it reached a wider audience because I dont remember it being a thing beforehand. But whatever I opened this thread for some Glimmer ass, lets get back to that.

>>29706875
meat handler, duh.

>>29706875
The position of pls sit on my face.

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>>29707046
>>29707111
>waaah stop liking what I don't like.

>>29707225
Anon, I think you might be retarded.

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>>29707291
No, I'm just amused at the fact that you get triggered so badly over a single word.

You're almost as bad as Lee in terms of autism.

>>29706875
sorry, Starshit in any form is still shit
she can go piss off any if I see her on the property again, I'll yell, "They're coming right for us!" and shoot to kill that vile piece of trash (even for bimbos, she's trash)

>>29707303
Uh huh, whatever faggot.

>>29707303
Also, try writing a post without buzzwords next time, maybe I'll take you seriously then.

>>29706875
Interviews at strip clubs are always this straight foward.

>>29706875
holy shit all this cleavage

>>29707155
And not only did /pol/ survive, but it continued to be always right and harnessed the power of memes to thrust Trump into the oval office.

>>29707303
Holy shit is that Jeremy Shada? Kid looks like he's trying to be fucking Shia LaBeef.

>>29707533

/pol/ had literally fuck all to do with Trump's victory.

The American people woke up.

>>29707547
/pol/ had a lot to do with it. They kicked the bees best that was the left. They triggered people across the internet, they got CNN to recognize Pepe as a hate symbol, they dug into conspiracies. The ensuing shitstorms the left stirred up are what made the American people say "yeah fuck this" and vote Trump.

>>29706875
I don't like glimmer and I don't like fat people but I like this image. 8/10 will fap when I get home.

>>29707547
No one woke up.
People just didn't vote for Shillary.

>>29707568
If /pol/ is so powerful, why did you fail to get Geert Wilders elected in the Netherlands?

I'm holding you fuckers personally responsible, and I will burn your houses down if Marine Le Pen doesn't win the French election.

The Russian Government isn't paying you to sit on your laurels. GET BACK TO WORK!!!

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>>29707225
>shitposting

>>29707568
They also took the ironic "god emperor trump" meme seriously and spread it to social media were the cancer gobbled it up.

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>>29706875

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>>29706875
Can we get a writing friend in here

>>29707838
t-this

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>>29707838
thread slows down once this question is asked.

I'm sad

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>>29708886
/mlp/ is not what it once was. And I can only write so many turbo sluts at a time.

We bimbo thread now?

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>>29709750
no bimbo is sleeping don't look at her

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>>29708974
>That face when she knows you hate her but you still would fuck the shit out of her, hooves or not hooves

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>>29708974
>>29709780
>>29710028
WRITING FRIEND PLEASE!!!

I'd like to take this moment to thank bimbosparkle, Ishi Rudell, and Meghan McCarthy for keeping annoying and brain dead faustcucks and >no hooves off this board and on suicide watch.

Remember little faustfags: across you arm for attention down your arm for results.

>>29709780
Probably for the best.

>>29710028
>that face when she knows you only pretend to hate her to keep up your reputation
>she humors you in public by playing along with it, but whenever you're alone, teases you relentlessly

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>>29707714

Bump for fic

>>29711755
THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE

gentlemans i have a dream of some anon writting a fic in this thread
>>29710128
>>29708974
>>29706875

>>29706875
Stay in your bimbo containment thread. This is a show about horses. Even eqg at least used their flanderized personalities. This is just Hasbro styled walking meat wrappers.

>>29706875
She's applying for being your waifu.

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>>29710028

>hatefucking Starlight Glimmer

This reminds me of something

>>29710128
>>29712877
I don't get it. She's using his desk to twerk or something. It's pretty straightforward what's going on here, it doesn't need anything to accompany it.

>>29713699
Ha! I was thinking of the same thing.
Without the babyfucking part tho.

Princess

>>29708974
>Just imagine your cock between her ass cheeks while she is giving you that smug look.

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>>29713935
>She knows you hate her guts but you can't stop ramming her.
>It gets her off

>>29714123
>You will never hate fuck her ass and somehow she is still able to walk normal and sit down.

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>>29714151
That would just make me hate her more. How do I break this cycle?

>>29714174
Fuck a baby in her. That'll show that bitch who's boss.

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>>29706875
This very slutwhore is what I call a vulgar display of power.

How hateful of a hatefuck are we talking?

>>29714425
Like hatefucking so bad you fuck a baby in her just to show her how much you hate her.

>>29714458
Hot

>>29714458
I mean are we talking high impact sexual violence? Is she going to be walking away from this with a black eye and a muff full of cum?

>You heartily hate Starlight Glimmer.
>Not just by how hateful she is by default, but because of her mere presence depleting your mind of every rational thought, and she knows it.
>You obliterate her ass with every square inch of your might.
>Keeping thrusting long after finishing, making sure you left hard-wired estament of the conquered grounds inside her.
>The offspring cames out pretty and healthy, as intented. Proportionally showing your pristine hate toward it's mother.
>You both get married and raise it nicely thus ensuring your influence on Glimmer.
>Time passes by and you settle to live a happy life, boiling your blood this entire time, gritting your teeth loudly.
>God buttfucking dammit, you hate this woman!

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>>29706875
She's your huckleberry

>>29715113
>>29715134
Probably the hatefucking where both parties are bruised and limp afterwards.

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>>29706875

Sweet god
we need a bimbo thread like right fucking now

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>>29709780

>quickly identifying delicious hips and belly

Is that guy me?

>>29715742
You definitely aren't the only one who does that.

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>>29715713
bimbos be hiding in the dark

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>>29715851
DICC SUCKING LIPS

>>29707547
The American people did what we do best, and chose the lesser of two evils. Trump's a fucking idiot, but at least he's not a murderer.

>>29714123
Her plan works and you would be none the wiser

>>29716141
>Actually concerned about murdering
Mere business, hippie.
Check your species.

>>29716141
I voted for Trump because I wanted him to open concentration camps for beaners and niggers
Seems like we support Trump for very different reasons

Someone needs to put her in her place

WHERE IS GREENTEXT?

I NEED MORE GREENTEXT!

>>29706875
REVERSE COWGIRL

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>>29722562
>>29723033
My brothers.