How often does Spike go on quick trips to the Crystal Empire

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>>29706392
Like, I don't know, once a month?

as they are crystal, he probably eats them out

>>29706405
God damn it Carlos

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>>29706392
Never. Spike is queer, dear. What he doesn't realize is that he's attracted to Rarity because of the furs and fabrics and the fabulousness of her image, and not to her innate sexual poniness. He will awaken to this one night when camping with Shining Armor and Big Mac - his aching balls churning dragon seed and his semi-erect draco-schlong protruding from beneath it's scaly shell. His mouth will water at the sight of the two stallions splashing in the stream and he will fap alone, behind the large sycamore. This will, in turn, cause a great deal of anxiety in Spike who has crafted his image as a suave and debonair mare's man. He will grow older and never know the touch of a living creature on his love-junk. His autism will devour his personality and he will die a lonely death, surrounded by all of his "Strawberry Shortcake & Friends" merchandise, dozens of crusty cum rags and the lingering scent of artificial berries. Yes, dear reader, Spike is a Strawberry Shortstack. What a loser. It's a show for little girls!

>>29706480
I wanna fuck those food pones.

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>>29706392
Spike visits them once a month to have sex with them and after he's done, the see-through Crystal ponies go around proudly displaying Spike's glowing semen floating inside of them like a lava lamp.

This is considered as a huge honor and this is why Spike's visits are limited to once a month: because the Crystal Ponies use that time to run a very strict selection process to decide which ones will have the monthly honour of pleasuring their saviour and receiving his seed.

Pic related: it's a male Crystal Pony intestine.

>>29706392
How often does pinkie pie let other mares fuck her coltfriend?

>>29706686
Where did this pinkie cuck thing come from?

>>29706480
Way too much text to read, but the first thing your picture made me think of was that picture of Strawberry Shortcake shitting out strawberry icecream.

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>>29706701
Ponies pooping out softserve... I knew I saved this image for a reason.

>>29706848
>ponies
Nigger, how the fuck don't you know who Strawberry Shortcake is?

>>29706392
Five days a week.

>>29706392
Spike would never cheat on Rarity.

>>29706392

He doesn't have to anymore, now that he lives in a crystal castle it's easy to sneak himself in some hot tail whenever he likes.

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>>29709706
>Spike would never cheat on Rarity
*Starlight

>>29706480
But Spike already had his coming out when he introduced his boyfriend Thorax to his family.

>>29706405
I'll give you that one.
That was hella clever.

>>29706683
Headcanon accepted.

>>29706392
He's Twilight's personal janitor. He cleans up her messes and does it for free while still being on wagecuck hours.

He can only really hang out there if she goes with him for the most part.