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>"Um...Anon....I realize that you're a human and all."
>"And, humans are a little rough with their friends, but..."
>"Lately it's gotten a little out of hand and frankly....a little sexually charged...."
>"So I filed a restraining order....sorry..."
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>>29703663
Who is Kevin? Also why would anyone try to seduce a pregnant mare?
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>>29703663
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>>29703663
"That's cool. There are other ponies who I'd rather fuck anyway. See ya."
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>Can no longer be within 500 yards of Fluttershy.
Can this day get any more perfect?
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>>29703677
>seduce a pregnant mare
Yea, you're right...only a complete and total degenerate would do that.
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>>29703692
Yes, if Dash is always within 500 yards of Fluttershy
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"One furlough, eh? Well that restraining order doesn't prohibit me fom standing one furlong away from your house and using a catapult to fire dog shit at you."
Actually it did.
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okay then fine i dont need you
>impregnates while sleeping
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>>29703752
She can't get pregnant twice.Or can she?
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>>29703663
>Fluttershy got the order because she knows you like her
>She feels the same and desperately wants you to dominate her in the bedroom
>Rarity is in love with you, and Fluttershy is asked to do something extreme to drive you into Rarity's hooves.
What do?
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>>29703767
Leave Ponyville and live my dream of becoming a sailor.
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>>29703767
Rape Spike
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>>29703767
I respect the order, ignore rarity, then go and fuck twiggles
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>>29703663
Implying the guards can keep me away from you.
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>>29703767
>Buy a catapult
>Buy a black Ski Mask
>Collect 10lbs of dog shit
>Wait till 12 midnight
>Hurl flaming dog shit at Rarities house for an hour before retreating into the night.
>Go to Fluttershy's House
>Break into her house
>Piss in her fridge
>Kidnap Angel
>Leave
>Go home, fuck the bunny.
>Pass out.
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>>29703663
well, you could have fucking talked to me about it but i guess a legal document is just as good isnt it?
guess i wont fucking take you to the human zoo to see the cute earth animals anymore right? maybe rainbow dash would like to come with me instead
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>>29703781
Congratulations, you have just made the gayest post on /mlp/, what are you going to do next?
>A whole bunch of dudes!
Of course you are.
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>>29703836
Kek
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