>"Um...Anon....I realize that you're a human and all."
>"And, humans are a little rough with their friends, but..."
>"Lately it's gotten a little out of hand and frankly....a little sexually charged...."
>"So I filed a restraining order....sorry..."
>>29703663
Who is Kevin? Also why would anyone try to seduce a pregnant mare?
>>29703663
>>29703663
"That's cool. There are other ponies who I'd rather fuck anyway. See ya."
>Can no longer be within 500 yards of Fluttershy.
Can this day get any more perfect?
>>29703677
>seduce a pregnant mare
Yea, you're right...only a complete and total degenerate would do that.
>>29703692
Yes, if Dash is always within 500 yards of Fluttershy
"One furlough, eh? Well that restraining order doesn't prohibit me fom standing one furlong away from your house and using a catapult to fire dog shit at you."
Actually it did.
okay then fine i dont need you
>impregnates while sleeping
>>29703752
She can't get pregnant twice.Or can she?
>>29703663
>Fluttershy got the order because she knows you like her
>She feels the same and desperately wants you to dominate her in the bedroom
>Rarity is in love with you, and Fluttershy is asked to do something extreme to drive you into Rarity's hooves.
What do?
>>29703767
Leave Ponyville and live my dream of becoming a sailor.
>>29703767
Rape Spike
>>29703767
I respect the order, ignore rarity, then go and fuck twiggles
>>29703663
Implying the guards can keep me away from you.
>>29703767
>Buy a catapult
>Buy a black Ski Mask
>Collect 10lbs of dog shit
>Wait till 12 midnight
>Hurl flaming dog shit at Rarities house for an hour before retreating into the night.
>Go to Fluttershy's House
>Break into her house
>Piss in her fridge
>Kidnap Angel
>Leave
>Go home, fuck the bunny.
>Pass out.
>>29703663
well, you could have fucking talked to me about it but i guess a legal document is just as good isnt it?
guess i wont fucking take you to the human zoo to see the cute earth animals anymore right? maybe rainbow dash would like to come with me instead
>>29703781
Congratulations, you have just made the gayest post on /mlp/, what are you going to do next?
>A whole bunch of dudes!
Of course you are.
>>29703836
Kek