Claim your waifu and say what cute, tender orlewdthings you want to do with her.
>>29693260
CNS was a shit meme and even worse hoax.
Claiming insanity.
>>29693260
I just want her to know I love her completely and have her reciprocate
>>29693260
claiming
>>29693260
>>29693318
But what then anon?
Wouldn't you want make herread lewd erotica alouduntil she's blushing and her heart is racing?
>>29693354
also stealing
>>29693354
Wow that would be so adorable, I don't know if I could resisttickling her until she cries tears of happiness
>>29693260
claiming
>>29693385
Who the hell would want to steal her?
>>29693260
Claiming!
I would gently tickle her ear, give her tons of back-scratching and belly-rubs, brush her tail and mane.
I want us to spend time cooking, helping critters and watching lizards together. And than, if she wouldn't mind, I would hold her hoof in public.
>>29693354
I know I would, so lemme just steal her real quick.
>>29693388
>Dubs
Fuck! Now I'm stuck with her. Somebody help me!
>>29693394
It only counts as a steal if you try to steal her. So she's still mine
>>29693391
my claim stands, though unchecked >>29693377
>>29693400
>dubs
Thanks buddy
>>29693412
>>29693388
Please don't bully glimmerfags. They may be plebs but every man's love for his waifu needs to be respected, even if she's non-canon.
>>29693429
Glimmer is canon
>>29693260
Claiming Sunset.
I want her to use her magic in very creative ways when we have sex.
I want to bury my face in her backside and eat her out till she cums all over my face.
Lyra~!
>>29693624
Pony is not for sexual
>>29696098
but waifus are for sexual
>>29696184
No, waifus are for purity. Keep the waifu pure
>>29696237
Waifus are forbreedingandrepeated lewd feverish impregnation. There's something wrong with you if you think that isn't pure